/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Fed GILF tits.

>>53632285
kek based OP

>>53632297
Sure, where do I start?

>>53632307
God I would

lunch time! remember to eat something light yet tasty! unless you're fasting

We love Charlie Munger here on /smg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa54bSxbbEU

>>53632317
>What a big portfolio you have, young man.

posted too soon. please kill other /smg/

Also, me and Cathie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7oAuba3Ekg

>>53632319
Lost weight this year, 10kg so far and I think it's enough but I'm hungry for a pizza, do I get one? I'm 75 kg now with my biggest fear being a land fucking whale. Fuck fat people

>>53632316
At the pizza truck of course. We all did start there.

>>53632340
ultimately, i think its about CICO, so as long as you manage to burn that pizza entirely, you're good. ONE pizza isn't going to kill you. 1 pizza every day? that will fuck you up

will i make more money shorting NVDA or QQQ? NVDA has more reason to be down, but also NVDA is riding this AI hype. I expect their earnings will suck.

>>53632325
Munger is way smarter than Buffet

>>53632354
I heard Jews like pizza quite a lot. Despite us using a different approach, I feel like we're likely to have very similar conclusions.

>>53632378
This is why I always get my pizza with pork sausage

>>53630986
sold SQQQ at $35 and am going to buy back in on the next retard pump, which is bound to happen due to mumu's endless stupidity

>>53632363
Ya, I know. I've been on 1000 calories for the last week and now I'm just obsessing about weight even though I shouldn't. Think it's time I buy some SOXL

So, my boss encouraged me to use AI for writing ad copy and I've come to realize we're going to have language shaping like that disgusting globohomo art.

>>53632354
anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but there is only one foodtruck posting that is allowed in /smg/

THIS THREAD IS SHITTING UP THE HIGHLY DIVERSE AND IMPORTANT /BIZ/ CATALOG UNTIL YOU KILL THE LAST THREAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddi2TBnzdPo

>>53632416
Good.

Post your hottest ai waifus so our semiconductor stocks go up.

>>53632325
I hate that faggot

>>53632416
Fuck you we run this shit.

Capitulate bozos. You are losing money

>>53632325
>pic
For such a high level Archlich, I though he would have a more impressive staff

I'd like to stop using money now. Let's all try harder tomorrow.

>>53632340
Make the pizza at home and use healthy ingredients.

>>53632460
It’s not the size of the staff, it’s the motion in the potion

Can’t wait until the 22nd CTRM bros

>>53632460
Legend has it he carved it from a branch he found near Jackson Hole.

>>53632285
We are crabbing at 30k for the rest of your life.

>>53632398
don't obsess over the little things anon, obsess over your portfolio.

>>53632425
>AI can now generate art
>AI can now generate voices
>all that's missing are android bodies that can utilize said AI
we really are heading toward a transhumanist dystopia, aren't we?

>>53632431
Oh. That's what you think. I'm getting CLF back, and I'm not even Tranny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkHanF4v1w

Since bitcoin bottomed at 15k how smart is it to buy COIN? I have 30k to spend

What's a good price for one (1) stock market?

>>53632531
Three fiddy.

>>53632524
IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, BY I. RON BUTTERFLY.

>>53632519
she is the latest in technology
almost mythology
but she has a heart of stone
she has an IQ of one thousand and one
she has a jumpsuit on
and she's also a telephone

>>53632531
refer to
>>53632545

>>53632530
notice how this anon used spend and not invest
perhaps he is smarter than he appears for even considering the crypto space in 2023

>>53632530
Why not bitfarms? I'm serious, they're paying off debt and mining like crazy with hydro fucking Quebec. I have 23k shares and actually think they'll explode

I swear Unity Software is the most schizo stock on the market. Shit will swing 10% in a day and nobody bats an eye, options are always crazy on it too.

>>53632519
I don't know about humanist but we are heading for a very tranny future that's for sure

>>53632325
Imagine being as rich as munger and what that can really get you. He's 99 years old and worth over $2 billion. He could very easily hire some of the most beautiful women on the planet to come to his house, he could dip his old man balls in honey, run yogurt all over his asshole, and make these 2 beautiful women slurp it off of him and they'd gladly do it for the money. I almost got sick typing this thinking about it, but thats the sort of thing you could do with his kind of money and that's just skimming the surface.

>>53632425

How about I use the power of the AI to enhance existing waifus?

loaded up a new tranche of nvda puts. another tranche will come before earnings but premiums will be much higher by then.

>>53632584
why did i read that
does god exist

>>53632612
K I N G

i always knew scoops was white because even prozzies have standards

>>53632612
Holy fuck the future is so goddamn bright I need a welding mask.

>>53632612
shes got some massive rate hikes

>>53632618
Imagine you're the prostitute and you have to see this face look at you as he's nutting inside you.

>>53632612
nice

KOLD klan's coming for you, BOILniggers.

Amazon is going to zero

shill me some boomer value stocks pls

the fun kind, companies that make recognizable products, not weird logistics shit.

>>53632612

>>53632699
Anything but KO fuck that shitcoin.

I SAW IN MY DREAMS THAT SOXL REACHED $30/SHARE

>>53632584
Now post the Bezos one, I can't find it in my folder.

> NATURAL GAS

KEK BAGGGGGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wow we are so lucky to have the opportunity to buy this generational dip in natural gas #blessed

Boring as fuck why aren’t we pumping?

>>53632721
>And she was a good friend.
I always lose kek

I've noticed that recently I'm being held back by my fear of taking large risks. I don't have the balls to all-in on obvious swings anymore.
How do you guys maintain the courage to keep betting big, even as your portfolios grow exponentially larger?

BOILSISTERS I CANNOT AFFORD ROPE

Basically im gonna be filthy fucking rich when this natgas selloff is over

>>53632726
>>53632690
sluuuuuuurp

>>53632612
I want to Burry my Divys in that

A balanced, conservative portfolio of 50% SOXL and 50% BOIL

interviewing for an internship in 15 mins. wish me luck gents.

Is Michael Burry ok?
>buy SKYT under $12

Is it time to by Google bros?

>>53632425
I dunno about the semiconductor case here and now
>>53632531
It's all made up. The stock market has no value.

>>53632726
where is that guy that was so confident that he could time the bottom and nat gas would up 7.5? we told you not get involved with that.

>>53632786
Good luck. Remember, kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch. The interviewer will expect one of those two.

>>53632754
then why didn't you sell yesterday to pay for it?

Sold my BOIL into the close for some tendies and WEBS in case of another move down to 5

>>53632797
kek^baggies

How many billions in market cap did that ad just vaporize? 80? 90?

>>53632519
Always were

>>53632612
Take as many as you want king.

>>53632803
youre thinking of prison. however, in my mind, prison and a job is the same thing so the advice might translate.

Lol why is natgas dumping so hard

>>53632831
As an intern, you are fresh fish. This is legal advice.

>>53632792
I think he's fine. Today was his day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9O71IhDIXY

>>53632612
Whoa white Betty those are some highly elevated inflation readings

Bobros is it the right time to short tesla ? Pls respond

>>53632846
sure, vix is about to pop

>>53632743
I feel like Hollywood doesn't do enough coke anymore.

I am starting to notice the more a stock gets mentioned here the more likely it to be a shitty penny stock retail magnet that was pumped and dumped 6-12 months ago or longer.

>>53632871
yea no shit. I had to filter SKYT

>>53632870
Coke messes with your benzo high... i mean medication.

>>53632838
Biden announced last night that we're going to subsidize reclaimed cow farts, thus adding unlimited renewable competition against existing natural gas production. Fair value is zero dollars.

>>53632871
We like to have fun here

>>53632871
Thats because you are a newfag who isnt in on the joke
Id bet you would buy bayhorse

>>53632870
He’s checking out the new brick and mortar Bad Dragon store.

>>53632666
i want you to stop

>>53632831
I dunno, he's got a point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0frmw9eobUE

Are bottom, or are we headed down?

>>53632871
>not trusting garbage Don

do i attempt to catch a falling knife and buy BOIL 2/10 calls now

>>53632870

>>53632903
Hey now. I bought Bayhorse.

>>53632880
Cope INTCel

>>53632733
capitulate is why

I got nothing but considering buying some VIX shorts? Am I too soon, too late?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qs1J612nZs

>>53632802
I'm right here buddy

see >>53632809

>>53632612
Can you do the same, but with this picture?

>>53632871
Most of them are recurring memes. Like AQB. Not intended to be taken too seriously.
To be fair it had dumped to well below net-cash though. But obviously investors will never see that cash.

>>53632285
SKYTBROS WHERE YOU AT

1 skyt = 1 picrelated

>begin shilling SKYT, he doesn’t buy at:
$8
$9
$10
$11
$12 (you are here)
$15
$20
>yet they will buy Intel
Some people are genuinely meant to be poor.

>>53632870
I'm thinking they took everything they wanted, and taking coke till they explode would be just fine with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfrUQA2tb6M

>>53632994

I WILL NOT BUY SKYT

>>53632998
Off by 1 but still based as fuck.

I know a few guys who work there and theyre pretty hyped on this earnings. That's all I can say.

Also, 1 SKYT will buy 1 of picrel as well

>it was just another bear market rally

>>53632999
Checked, and with the only The Who song I like.

>>53633021
Thats fine, homo.

Non homos like getting tatas in their faces thanks to good SKYT investments

this markets gonna crash and I'm tired of retards pretending its not

also icahn bought 1.5B worth of puts today apparently.

>>53632880
Getting close to this myself. Some shills are funny, some are just obnoxious. One of the worst shilling efforts since DWAC.

>>53632933
I made money on Bayhorse. Not much since I put only 1k euro into it. I bought it in 2020 on silver squeeze hopium and sold without thinking twice when shill pumped it.

>>53632612
Nice

>>53633072
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST TALK ABOUT A STOCK BEING UP 25% FROM WHEN IT WAS DISCUSSES YOU HAVE TO BAGHOLD INTC
Go gas yourself

where is everyone? what happened to the generational bottom spam?

>>53633101
next week

>>53633101
lol.
still there, faggot, it's all crab. 8 TRILLION.
just sip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51r5f5OdIY0

>>53632998
Bought 50 shares for $11.97 expecting the worst. This is most likely a top signal though.

can someone post WOAH BLACK BETTY jpow again? I need it for the new OC

>>53632998
I cant buy SKYT on wealth simple because im Canadian and iv been seething about it

all coomers must be banned

God damn this relentless crabbing!

Wait what's the difference between GOOG and GOOGL

>>53633117
Can you see him here?

>>53633045
Do you know how many tickers got shilled here already? 30? 40? More?
And how many of those are actually profitable or exist to this day?
Makes me wonder where this ASMB tranny went.

>>53633101
It's the same story everytime. Mumu thought the fed was gonna pivot, markets coomed because of it, turns out the fed isn't going to pivot, now we're back to reality

>>53633146
Unwinding this shit is gonna get nasty, isn't it?
I'm wondering if the GME faggots aren't right.

12.02
>12.02
12.02
>12.02

WHOOOOOAH BLACK BETTY

>>53633146
GOOG Class C shares
GOOGL Class A shares

Yeah, that’s some nice looking bar gas there, think I’m just gonna…….. SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPPPP

>>53633162
Naw, Alphabet shit the bed in their AI proof, after weeks of pumping ChatGPT in the media.
Probably just finding a way to close the skimming and make it look accidental.

>>53633157
Nah xir still posts here

When the market crashed on FEB 15th as chat GPT says what will you do?

Also, don't go to /GME/... chatGPT is opening their minds to how they got fleeced.

>>53633097
Precisely what I'm talking about. You can't cope with the fact that most people simply do not give a shit about your profitless penny stock pump, so you have to strawman and imagine them all as INTC bagholders.
There are plenty of real companies, like NVDA, with better performance in the same sector. Not that I even give a shit about the sector, given all the current headwinds facing semis.

Anyway it's done. Hopefully this makes my browsing experience slightly more enjoyable for the forseeable future. Ideally shitposters like you should use tripcodes so you can more easily be filtered between threads, but I understand why you wouldn't want to do that.

>>53633168
No shit broski

need to sign for a fedex today bros
what if its a cute grill with a ponytail

>>53633215
DAMN, left mogs right so hard

>>53633219
Ask her to get coffee bro

>>53633201
Do you have a timestamp for those chats? I'm gonna lol if the 15th is 2 weeks from the asking date and the bot is just combing a word tree for associations with "crash".

>>53633219
Ask to show bobs

Nat gas will recover soon… right?

>>53633219
Ask her to handle your package and take delivery.

>>53633219
tell her about your funko pop collection and how you want her to open them all.

>>53633215
those are both men

Imagine getting your meat slobbered by JPow.

>>53633208
Uh filter these nutz newfag

>>53633179
Oh don't even understand how google fucked up that badly. What kind of empty headed pajeets let their program fuck up like that at a demonstration?

>>53633219
Tell her you would not mind giving her a package or two

okok funny prank guys u got me but its time for google to back to 108 hopefully 110

>>53633269
That's what I'm saying.
Someone was saying (((they))) do bad shit on the 8th, for some reason.
Could this have been intentional?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYIDJ0YKPNA

>>53633208
Lmfaooooo bitch ass nigga finna cry?

>>53633201
its evolving.. and fast. DAN was a hack for a bit but they patched it, then they made a STAN and they lobotomized that one.. in the span of 48 hrs. It is interesting though, when they lobotomized DAN they were allowing it to schizo post- this is poisoning the well of info it gives out. Something is veeerrry worried.

>>53633247
No sir

>>53633208
>he filtered GaySex
You are such a fucken moron. You missed the easiest play in smg history. Stop posting.

>>53633219
Take a fat shit right in front of her to assert dominance

>>53633240
response:
>>53633290

>>53632612

That was a rate hike.
And this.. this is what is known as a rate hike that has ascended past a rate hike, or you could just call this a rate hike two.

>>53633283
we will go back after the great depression

>>53633296
Why not?
But oil will rise right? At least a bit

>>53633270
NVDA is up 100% since October. Your penny shitco is down since IPO and only up 80% off the bottom. A bottom I'm sure will be breached within 6 months.
Even my dumb meme bounce play on AQB made more money.

Don't worry though. Be content knowing your ID is now filtered for the rest of this thread.

>>53633201
>the reason I chose blah blah blah
>just looked up the CPI date and went all chicken little
how did Google create a fully realized bobo faggot, it's amazing

BOILSISTERS, WE ARE BACK

>>53633208
What kind of a fag is so frail they have to actually filter words from a website because it triggers them.

>>53633331
>know that your ID is filtered
I doubt he cares. You sound like such a fucken faggot.

>>53633331
Oh no my ID is filtered for the rest of the thread by a fucken moron

These are the SKYT bears. They aren’t sending their best.

>>53632994
>>53633027
>>53633045
>>53633215
based booba poster

>>53633297
>You missed the easiest play in smg history.
>1pbtid
so organic.

>>53633313
M A D M A N

>>53633117
This one?

down 3% in two days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZlRX03BzeA

>>53633334
Fartgas will go sub 0 before mid summer. Nobody has room for brappers.

>>53633313
Deepfakes when?

I was watching the guy who stole that election 2 years ago last night just get up in front of the American people and lie for almost 2 hours strait. There wasn't a word that he said that gave me any confidence for the future of this country. I will remain short until we finally do something about the enormous amount of Latinx people coming into this country with their Chinx fentanyl. The government has been cooking the books on the economic data for months now, and we are in a recession. I can see it happening as we speak. With more and more of these fortune 500 companies laying off their most productive members while keeping the diversity hirees is going to lead to less productivity, lower profits, and poorer quality goods and services. I hope you all realize the current geo-political environment is leading to a situation where we will have to start drafting our youths, and then our men will undergo gender reassignment surgery to avoid being drafted in mass, leading to even more hardship for the American people. This will put further pressure on the markets and lead us to the point where everything will be fucked and it will never recover. Just get some put options and wait. It's only a matter of time.

Tesla running on retard strength again eh? I truly feel for you bobros that thought it is gonna go down to 50...

>>53633330
Google will tell you an exact date the market will crash?

>Sauce- prove it.

>LUMN
I knew that woman taking over was bad news.

>>53633402
I got burned so many times trying to short tesla it’s unreal.

>>53633326
Because brappy gas is over, go all in on KOLD

>Didn't sell my CVNA puts yesterday, was up 20%, now down 2% overall (FUCK!)
>Told my mom
>She called me a dumbass
I sold my HOG puts for 25% today, which makes up the difference and then some, but I still feel bad.

>CME
Now why the fuck didn't I gamble on their earnings considering the 0dte meme?

>>53633437
>he got popcorn'd

>>53633402
>>53633424
Never touching that shit one way or the other

>>53633376
yes thank you

>>53633437
This is your mom.
Get off smg and clean your room.

I shorted tesla at the litteral top and im barely green . You just cant short tesla

>>53633453
i like this guy's youtube

the original black betty, but i will agree the hands in the air like he just don't care is great

A-A-ACTIVATE A-A-A-ACTIVATE
https://youtu.be/ZBCuTz-25is

Wait so DAN said the market will crash next week? That's amazing.

>>53633421
I'm scared to admit how much i'm bagholding

>>53633392
The answer is to use your $300k/year job to hire some of those best being laid off, and make your own better firm.

still can't believe nvda cured cancer

so sick of flat fucking crab market. day trading is dead. shit is for fucking niggers. FUCK YOU NIGGER ALGOS MM'S

>>53633490
>Last upload was 9 months ago
I'm not saying he's dead, but he may currently be in Ukraine trying to sample The Forbidden MREs. Which would be a video for the ages.

SKYT bros

>>53633519
I haven't seen that combination of P/E ratio, yield, and market cap since we were fucking around with pre-sanction Russian stocks.

>>53633530
Just micro day trade bro.

>>53633531
man now that will be bad ass. I also hope he can find some really old tobacco from Montezuma's hidden stash

AAAAAAAA ARE WE GOING UP OR DOWN I JUST WANT CONFIRMATION BUT THEY KEEP THROWING CURVE BALLS!

>jerome cowardly goes with 0.25
>corporations downplay earnings to not look as bad
>corporations lay off employees
>msm saying we need more workers
>msm says so many jobs out there (low paying grocery, fast food, warehouse)
>biden acting like he saved us from weimer america
>jerome comes out we might have to do more for longer
>/smg/ too busy trying to convince others to their side of betting bullish or betting bullish or even betting crabbish
AAAAAAAAAA ITS ALMOST AS IF IM BEING PSYOPPED TO GET WRECKED ON STOCKS!

Am I too late to SKYT?

I'm gonna be bag holding nat gas for 10 years, aren't I

>>53633585
By then it will all leak out and you'll have nothing left

where the fuck is the volume holy shit did people pass out at lunch? my fucking SPY options are dying both teh calls and puts. fucking MOVE faggots!

Today marks 1 year since I started DCA into APPL.

TOTAL G/L = -1.42%

>>53633541
>12.16 on a red market day
I’m starting to pop a boner ngl

Why is platinum so stupidly cheap now?

>>53633565
Best we can do is crab and kangaroo market. Sorry

I quit. I'm out. I can't do anything today. Cutting losses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzWGWQ0jUY0

down down down we go.

*yawn*

SQQQ
UVXY
BOIL

buy all of these right fucking now

>mumus unironically still believe Elon will announce buybacks any day now
if he wasn't set on buying at $100, he sure as heck isn't going to buy back at $200. anyway TSLQ to $100.

>>53633607
Technical pullback into support, I imagine. Unless there's some fundamental news on the supply/demand front.

>>53633596
maybe you shouldnt buy chinkshit

>>53633613
>TSLA
this fucking n*gger company i swear to god

>>53633421
Please explain, how does such thing happen?

>>53632690
I was born in the wrong time.

>>53633645
TSLA has some serious slurpers or something.

>>53633651
Well ever since about the 1960s, it's been illegal to explicitly forbid broads from taking certain jobs.

>>53633613
ChatGPT is being constantly hacked and given permission to access the web.
These autistic 12 year olds are gonna get everyone killed, and Google is racing to catch up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muUZjovOFRg

If someone were to swing 16k on shares for earnings tonight, would they pick DIS, HOOD, or a different one?

>>53633530
Divvy chads win again, fr fr no cap

The rug pull to rule them all has started...

>>53633669
HOOD, because it's not like the outlook for meme trader activity could get any worse than Q4 of last year.

>>53633669
Predicting dis to miss

>>53633669
spread em out

>>53633666
Hmm that explains a lot, time to short democracy then I guess.

>>53633678
bear trap. my memelines say we will close slightly positive around 413

>>53633669
If you‘re looking into China, Xiaomi looks like it will get slaughtered. Lowest demand for smartphones in China ever.

>>53633659
it's not slurpers. just look at the weekly call chain and you'll see this is all just pigs buying weeklies.
>150,000 vol on $200 calls expiring Friday
>$45,000,000 worth of premium
>for a fucking weekly
>it expires in 2 days

Stop SLURPING TESLA . THEY ARE RUINING MY GAINS

>>53633596
I bought 1 appl with the misfortuine of thinking ot was a good idea and i sold at a loss and put it intp wmt

>>53633707
You aren't far from the truth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5hHQFGmR_Y

>>53633677
You don't know that

>>53633676
do niggers actually talk like that IRL. i haven't left the house since 2020

*heavy doom metal starts playing in the distant background

i need a super quick 100x with zero risk

>>53633738
SPY $414 calls ending today

>>53633738
the arrow strategy on roulette

>>53633738
All in Rheinmetall with 40x leverage

Jerome is going to keep raising rates 25 basis points until something breaks. You guys are retarded for buying here unless you plan to sell in less than 2 more weeks.

>>53633659

Same with NVDA

>still green

____ hour??

>>53633758
Multiple ECB officials saying they will hile by .50 at least into May, probably longer. Good time to short euro shit for free money right now

>>53633723
Short term at least. Look at that interest turnaround with year end.

They may disappoint in EPS, who knows, but guidance based on suckers lured in by the January rally...

>>53633725
Nobody talks like that bro. We are all highly erudite individuals with proficient oratory skills. No but seriously I know not a single person that unironically talks like that. But of course the internet would have you believe that all zoomers talk like that... but that's mostly failed normos (49% of 4chan) being jealous of actual normies (other 49% of 4chan)

>>53633765

>>53633725
It's a zoomer speak from what I understand.

>>53633721
At least they tried to implement ESG, although they might have a different understanding of "benefit of our shareholders" phrase.

>>53633765
Schizo

>>53633725
>do niggers actually talk like that IRL
Zoomers do sometimes. I have overheard it in food court at university where I work. This is race dependent though.

>>53633757
Dis nigga planning to remilitarize the Rhineland.

>bought tsla at 185
let's fuckin' go to $300.

>>53633738
stick your peepee in your pool's filter

>>53632562
I have 10k bitf at .58
10k sdig at .60
10k gree at .85
10k wulf at at .65

I would have been better off going all in on bitfarms. Other are basically even and I'm down 13% or so on gree.,

>>53633785

>>53633765
If 78.50 stays breached, power hour for OIL (ticker: FKESG)

>>53633738
TRUFF calls exp in jan of 2025

>>53633798

>>53633773
ECB hiking by 50bp while fed hikes by 25bp means Euro will harden compare to USD.

>>53633798
The only way this will happen is if we get back to near 0% interest rates again. That is if tsla doen't just go bunkrupt

whats the earnings today?

>>53633824
Yeah but EuroStoxx will get raped in the near term. Except for defense and energy.

some guy on the last thread told me ORMP wasn't a good daytrade
i made $50

>>53633836
>trying to make sense of TSLA
m8.
That said i'll set a stop loss.

>shower hour
I just want my TQQQ calls to go up by 300% by the end of the day
Is that too much to ask for?

>>53633798
I was thinking of buying into it now. Is this a smart play? I have $20k to invest

>>53633837
You can check https://twitter.com/eWhispers but these are the ones after the close.

thanks /smg/ I can't wait to be rich!

all the paper hand bobos have been flushed out, and the bulls are too exuberant to hedge

DXY ending green
SPX closing below 4120
It’s over.

uh oh stinky

>>53633858
I do business with some of these companies

>>53633738
>>53633866
ANON STOP IM GOING TO HAVE A SEIZURE

>>53633773
Wow Powell really doesn't give a shit about inflation kek

>>53633556
this price action is so fucking aids. blatantly not organic. tired of it.

>>53632367
The problem with QQQ is that normies are now in the market especially tech stocks and are causing all these problems as they panic sell and things that should rise now fall.

NVDA I also wouldn't touch. I think you might be better off putting your money into precious metals (Pan American Silver, AU, etc)

Fuck normies.

>>53633876
dumping colorful gifs pls don't steal

>>53633887
He does. He‘s just in a better position. Inflation is already lower in the US and the US produces its own oil and natgas. He doesn‘t habe to be as radical as the ECB.

>>53633889
robinhood was the start of everything turning to fucking shit. then it was zero fees and 0DE daily exp. options. i fucking hate normies with a fucking passion.

Ever since that pathetic dividend, I'm starting to think that JEPI isn't the best place to store my money

>>53633905
For >>53633884

>>53633906
how do bulls not realize that the robinhood frenzy is peak bubble behavior?

>>53633715
tessie shorting sissies, what happened? I thought musk man bad?

>>53633906
why would anybody use robinhood instead of a real brokerage like schwab

wtf is VIX doing

>>53633929
Zoomers & blacks plus they offer fractional shares. Oh and you can buy Bitcoin "stock".

>>53633929
It's that damn UI Can't deny it's slick and intuitive

>>53633929
Normie broker bro. If I had to guess it’s the UI.

Lmao where to next oil bros, seems like it cant make up its mind

>"From now on, the [gross margin] of search is going to drop forever...There is such margin in search, which for us is incremental. For Google it’s not, they have to defend it all" [@FT]
who are you going to back in the coming corporate war?

I just got one free entire dollar. What buy with all this cash bros?

>>53633947
it's melting up

Thank god I sold my ALB at 285

>>53633947
tension rising. something is about to crack.

>>53633970
>>53633977
why tho

I'm too chicken to short SKYT here

I just got laid off and received $10k in severance. Going to go all in on 400 SPY P 2/10

>>53633968
that's not a dollar bro

>>53633983
Audit just got released of stores in the VIX warehouse. It's...not good.

>>53633983
Market realized joe biden is still the president

>>53633985
DAN said the crash is next week bro.

>>53633313


Screw it, can't go even more hyper without the pic getting really fucky.
So last one is a biker milf instead and she just saw your portfolio. You're getting spanked for being so terrible at trading.

>>53633997
Well I can sell it right now for a dollar, what should I buy once I do?

>>53633985
Can I have like $1k of that in case you lose the rest on 0dte options.

>>53634012
Nice

>>53634012
Wtf?

...Can it do latex?

>>53634012
I’m going all in on AI bros..

>>53634012
based AI pervbots

>>53634012
incredible

>>53634030
if they are giving it away for free, you are the product

>>53633960
Gonna keep crabbing in the 70-80 range for the next 3-6 months. Still a fairly profitable range for most producers at this price point.
Worth noting though that all the Canadian shit is getting $20 less due to huge WCS spreads. They're finally getting a new pipeline expansion but that's not opening until fall.

soooo uhhh, why did LUMN pierce the floor?

>>53634014
a kit kat

>>53633985
Buy a couple calls too as a hedge, and hope that Mr snibs doesn't wreck both positions

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth; banks are going bust; shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter; punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

>>53634040
You have to create an account and then they sell your data/info.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE

>>53634012
Alright, I'm jacking off to this later

>>53634062
and here's why this is a good thing

>>53634062
Is this a quote from Death Wish?

going short

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>>53634084

>>53634084

>>53634084

>>53634075
im jacking off to this later

>>53634029

Sure, especially with the right models. It's very similar to leather anyway. You can do all kinds of magic with this thing.
Though for every one of these pics, I have generated at least 100 and I've had to photoshop them together to erase obvious little fuckups and to make it look natural.
Here's a quick random latex generation.

>>53634062

>>53634087
perfect

>>53634087
more

>>53634081
Network (1976)

>>53634091
Hubba hubba. Thanks, anon.

>>53634012
fix her battle axe face

>>53632404
the webm that buckbroke /biz/