/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53754015
No

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>>53754015
Wacha gun do wid dad gun?

>>53754015
>imagine not buying the dips

It’s literally always worked. 100% of the time in all of recorded history buying the dip has been profitable where as being short has worked sometimes, for a limited time, that nobody can predict.

>hi

BOILing alive

if digits or id then spy 320 eoy

Where do we open Tuesday?

just how irrational are consumer goyim? what will be the first to be cut from the goys spending habits, will it be subscription services, goylsop, or iphones? or will they just continue to debtmaxx until the system implodes?

>>53754035
This is kinda lame...

I warned you all about the DXY fade

Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>53754048
400

>>53754048
bout tree fiddy

SKYT and DOLE
That’s all you need. Stop buying BOIL or gambling you fucken idiots.

Ugh…i know…I’m just not going to stop slurping. SORRY

>>53754040
This. Being a bobo is playing in hard mode . Close your puts and buy the dip

Bulls are about to learn their first post opex lesson: random 0DTE yolo calls at the open/close don’t work anymore

jesus h christ check this out
>https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/fleeing-suspect-misses-train-auburn/281-88c1a796-cc96-477d-a02c-004c8ce03ce3?fbclid=IwAR1VoOlitUg_yji900ZrwO8bN5uA3PEs5vj8MZ5o0O_KtHbZGEe-sXek3h4
some dukes of hazzard shit

>>53754041
Coffee is good for you

Hello, broker? I would like to open an option position expiring in 40 minutes.

>>53754098
In what way

>>53754113
I like it

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53754041
Is that a man?

Already hitting resistance again. So much for power hour.

Went long with a X10 leverage on tesla , x5 leverage on nvda , x20 leverage on NASDAQ .

Well.. I've been heemed this week
Hopefully the market can take the long weekend to think about what it's done and try harder next week

>>53754081
>>53754040
because stocks are a retarded ponzi scheme, even more so than commodities

>>53754127
Thats why I bought Mercedes today

>>53754128
Already hitting your ass. So much for lanklet power.

>>53754125
I like alcohol and junk food which are arguably bad for me

>>53754110
Sorry anon, we only deal with 30 second option scalpers no long term traders

>>53754149
>CBOE starts offering hourly expirations

>>53754077
what's with the SKYT hype? sell me on it

>>53754126
in life longevity kind of way

>>53754165
>not checking the clearance bin for expired options
this is where the real cheapies are at

What do you guys think of my TA?

>>53754077
I bought calls cuz of you fag, you better make me money

>>53754113
I had to start drinking coffee for non-alcoholic fatty liver disease
I was a non coffee drinker before then

Mmmmm! Cheapies!

>>53754165
That would be beautiful.

>>53754168
Beat earnings
Making semis in the US
Fin

What did /smg/ do for like lunch? For me, its chef boyardee straight out of the can.

So it’s going to be another red day where mumus are smug and happy that it wasn’t THAT red

>>53754226
Why do you need so many pens?

inshallah bitcoin shall not pass 25000

>>53754204
Stop buying calls and buy shares you fucken animal.

>>53754226
Im eating Sauerkraut and Eggs

>OIL plunging again

>>53754208
Interesting

>>53754226
for me its nothing

>>53754226
Someone needs to drop a c-130 full of Napalm your location

>>53754261
aaah my xoms

>>53754232
in the end, the crab is all there ever is. the crab is eternal.

>>53754244
I took a huge bag of them from work when they were throwing them out, but they are so old the ink doesn't work in any of them.

>>53754247
How is it pumping so hard

>>53754250
Too late

>>53754226
Lunch? I dont eat till dinner.

>>53754226
Thank you for supporting CAG shareholders.

>>53754298
decoupled and priced in

>>53754279
At least get some cheap ramen or something

>>53754287
Well now you know why there were thrown out

>>53754232
Yes because we accept the market is forced to price in a 50 rate hike after that faggot ran his mouth. Now it’s over and the bull run can resume Tuesday after everyone’s had a long weekend to cool off and have a drink.

>>53754298
china qe

>>53754145
High-beta, but still. P/E of 6. Dividend yield of 7%. Nice.

>>53754297
I hate you people, one of you bought like $45k of options expiring today at $15 so now we’re stock at $14.99.
Was 28% gains in a week not enough?

>>53754226
Bro at least put it in a pan on the stove to heat up.

>>53754226
campbells chicken noodle, out of the can of course

>>53754051
Kek I wonder this too. A lot of them seem to just get in debt just because they refuse to let go of anything. Just how addicted are they too wanting to have every new iPhone, starbucks, and subscription they like?

>>53754226
>>53754357
>Eating straight out the can
Y'all god damn animals.

>slaps chevron
yup this baby has it all

>>53754226
Messy ass madda focka clean yo area nigga

>>53754193
dolan pls

Anyway, reminder to clean your keyboard and make your bed.

>>53753964
it's on margin faggot, literally free money hahaahaha

reminder to start buying EDV

>>53754357
Ahh a man of culture I see

Oil to $150 they said ... kek baggies

>>53754372
isnt fishing sturgeon illegal?

>>53754226
no preservatives? Do you have condoms in your other soups?

>>53754388
>Lending the US government money
>For multiple decades
Absolute mad lad.

>>53754226
Also Jesus fuck you couldn't get the perforated back panel open on the Cue Tips?

>>53754372
Chevron gas is like 40 cents more expensive than every other place around me. I don't get how they stay in business. Surely it would be more cost effective just to buy that Techron shit and add it to your car yourself instead of paying 20% higher fuel costs.

>>53754405
risk equals reward anon

>>53754357
you're supposed to dilute that with a can of water

>>53754041
milk

>>53754366
Chef boyardee is meant to be eaten straight out of the can. The based lad eating Campbell's soup straight out of the can is next level Chad. You're supposed to dilute their soup with a can of water. He doesn't play that.

>>53754340
And they make nice EVs, hope thats good for some hype

>>53754398
GOLDMAN SACHS; YOU MADE ME POOOOOOOOOOOR

>>53754051
Good question. Just guessing: Less eating out, more cooking at home? Less brand-name groceries (Cheerios, etc.), more generic groceries (Acme Circular Breakfast Cereal)?

>>53754420
i refuse to play by your rules

Hello to the dude in this thread. Just met you in a vision actually but can only say hello. Kinda odd that's the limit.

The other side of the equation is balanced on the other side so understand again why this side isn't balanced

Transmission out. Think about it

4 /smg/s in the catlog
what is happening?

>>53754430
You supposed to warm that shit up, it gets all clumpy if the can isn't super fresh, put some oregano or basil or rosemary and red pepper flakes so it's not all bland

>>53754298
BTC price action is all due to liquidity. China and Japan are doing massive QE and Janet Yellen is easing via the TGA offsetting QT in the US. On top of that, investors are piling into garbage like high-beta stocks and BTC because they don't want to miss the recovery once a terminal rate from the Fed is in sight.

>>53754466
WE RUN THIS SHIT

>>53754410
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>53754466
cryptobabbies got liquidated

>>53754432
german cars electronics is the worst part about them, why would i want a car with even more of it

>>53754204
DOLE options suck. They are extremely low volume. The point is to buy shares

>>53754477
I know. You tore it open like a fucking ape.

>>53754453
>>53754051
food before iphones, funkopops, subscriptions

>>53754430
>You're supposed to dilute their soup with a can of water.
Now you're fucking with me. This isn't Soviet Russia.

There are people IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW that buy options instead of selling them. Horrifying.

Bobo…….

>>53754471
You'll have to excuse me, I'm a bit of a trail blazer, and a bit of a badass when it comes to canned pasta. I know what's best.

>>53754489
I thought it was self explanatory too. I fucken hate option gamblers.

*saves your portfolio in your path*

ATD chads check in.

>>53754498
my weekly bond puts printed, what do you mean?

>>53754358
they don't know any other way to live, or have the intellectual capacity to conceptualize it
up until it finally gave up the ghost a few weeks ago, I was still using a 1st gen iPhone SE (the small one) that i bought for $150 5 years ago. the amount of normies whose eyes bugged out and guffawed about my 'ancient phone' was incredible

>>53754523
holy shit never thought they'd be that resilient

>Brought at 15:10
>Sold top of 15:36
Scalped a single point profit.
Fomo level - Grand Master

>>53754492
Um it's a pull top can anon.
>>53754495
I guess people have never read the back of the can before.

>>53754523
>Couche-tard
Sounds perfect for this compendium of retards here.

FIFTEEN MINUTES!
I'm taking an early day. I gotta get some shopping done.
Feel free to crash my shares.

>>53754492
Oh you mean the qtips, I'm sorry I thought you were talking about the can. Yeah I'm a hamchad, I just bear claw packages.

>>53754570
>Illiterate as well
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

>>53754536
and it changes nothing. I too use some bullshit moto g4 or cubot. Next phone I'll buy will be 70-100 Euro max (NEW). I'm not wasting money on phones. For trading there is a PC. For gaming (which I don't do anymore) there is a PC.
What are they using their +500 Euro/USD phones for?

I shorted tesla again ....

>>53754579
I have an IQ somewhere in the range of 170. My brain mogs the rest of yours.

>>53754498
My puts went up 2.6x from yesterday at time of sale

>>53754612
Yeah, with a 100 point margin of error lol.

>>53754582
photo, web browsing and candy crush

>>53754498
This anon gets it. Options are probably more expensive than they should be because people use them to gamble.

>>53754634
The IV is insane at the moment even despite the fact we are climbing since october... people are dumb

>>53754582
New phones suck ass. Literally no headphone jack or removable batteries. None. Not a single manufacturer makes them.

>>53754634
>more expensive than they should be
That would increase option selling, bringing prices down?

>>53754665
my moto i bought last spring disagrees

>>53754606
You suffer from sadomasochism

Buy VF Corp.
Lots of useless meme degree holders will be wearing work wear soon when recession sets in.

Options gamblers lol

>>53754681
>efficient market theory
no

d2 ladder just resetted hmmm

i just realized they have set d4 release date now at june. it's gonna be a shitshow prolly

>>53754494
going long on EBT/foodstamp centrals and brands seems to be the idea im getting.
microtransaction entertainment might suffer the most?

>all the doomposting about options expiring, 3 day weekends, fed rate hikes
>spx about to end the week higher than monday

UNG is at a 5 year low. Do I buyed?

>>53754718
what the fuck are you talking about nigga

>>53754718
Women are so cringe, but I can't help but love them.

I fucked the pajeeta and came inside her. Laying on the bed with her now. I don’t want to consider the implications this may have on my portfolio

>>53754743
tell her to do the needful

>>53754743
That's a man. I do mean that literally and not figuratively. You fucked man-ass.

>>53754483
I cant confirm that.
When I have driven a Mercedes I was very pleased.

>>53754760
Not even joking she smells like curry

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53754743
Do the needful and invest in India stocks sir

>>53754743
Based marriage ruiner

>>53754743
Doing your duty to colonize brown pussy.

>+$8.42 today
Drinks are one me, boys.

not replying to an obvious larp
bull
FUCKING
shit

>>53754787
based shortler

BTFO

>>53754729
Aren't foodstamps being cut by like 1/3rd this month?

Good afternoon /smggers/

SHUT UP

Great day in the market
>ABT green
>AMD puts deep green
>DOLE green
>INTC red
>INTC covered call green
>KO green
>NEE green
> O red
>SPY tracker red

>>53754480
My crypto position look better than my stock and etf positions

>>53754774
i made $70 on a spy credit spread today. it put my portfolio up to 9.3%+ this month so far

>>53754796
You have no idea how short I am.

>>53754800
I dont know man if I was a bobo I would be slightly concerned about the last couple of hours before close. Who knows what next week will bring us.

criminal that it didn't dump into close

>>53754803
fuck, youre right. the extra covid rations are cancelled now

>>53754681
Maybe. But we don't see new casinos open with more generous odds and nearly eliminate the house edge, do we?

>>53754824
Youre a large lager short bud

>>53754803
Oh shit my WMT.

>>53754774
>XLB: -0.94%
>XLC: -0.15%
>XLE: -3.55%
>XLF: 0%
>XLI: 0.67%
>XLK: -1.24%
>XLP: 1.28%
>XLRE: -0.43%
>XLU: 1.09%
>XLV: 0.92%
>XLY: 0.04%

>Me: -1.38%
>YTD: -3.76%

One of those days where that could've gone a lot worse. Glad I bailed on energy when I did.

>>53754774
Another couple of grand from selling the rest of my SOXS/WEBS from yesterday.

See you next week!

Goddamn bobos are pathetic.
Have a great weekend mates.

>>53754717
Meh, options markets are as efficient as a market can be

FUCK and Monday is closed. I know I'm gonna be here with you cucks, too. Fuck.

>>53754743
Mistake

>>53754764
its all fun and games until the warranty runs out and you can't open your doors and the windows don't move anymore because the CCU shit itself

>>53754774
-8% overall. Bought more BOIL. I will die on this hill.

>>53754774
up 8 percent

>>53754909
blablabla

>>53754489
>>53754520
SKYT not DOLE

>>53754743
Poos are Vaxxed she is sterile- if you are both Vaxxed- you are both sterile.

So is monkeypoop back or what?

>>53754878
I entered some energy stocks on this dip today. Probably still early though.

>>53754731
honk honk

>>53754934
Nah, probably just a generic low P/E & biotech/healthcare bid.

>>53754851
The house edge is probably just enough that it gives a reasonable return on investment, otherwise casinos would close

>>53754774
Not so good I think.

bagholding lithium, steel, and coal

>>53754925
It applies to both.

>>53754944
Schizo theory: they realized that the only way to manage inflation down is to keep heeming oil via a strong dollar and gigantic inventory numbers.

>>53754980
More like draining the SPR like the junkies they are.

>>53754934
I can’t buy SIGA because they didn’t bribe the FDA

>DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

Today's winners in the stock market are the jewish market makers carefully making the lines close perfectly between the most popular options contracts so that everyone's options expire worthless. The market is closed on Monday so coomers have an extra day to release. Have a good weekend.

>>53754893
the beat market hasnt even begun yet fren
sleep tight

>>53755003
That also does the trick. Next round of dumping starts when seasonality begins pushing WTI up so your XOM's and CVX's are in for some tough sledding.

>>53754980
That was last year's play with the SPR release to save the midterm votes. Right now we're kinda just in this awkward holding period while we wait for the world to realize that oil is still fucked. Should happen around May/June.

>SPY -0.4% on the week
Nice dump you cocksuckers.

>>53755038
weekly spx looks trappy

>>53755031
>last year's play
Not sure if you've seen but https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-sell-26-mln-bbls-oil-reserves-mandated-by-congress-2023-02-13/

>>53755031
fucked as in expensive? I need someone to validate my dip buying today

Alright, I'm going to the liquor store. Do any of you misallocations of carbon need anything?

>>53754226
>tissue on the floor
Did the happy sock leave you?

>>53755049
>fucked as in expensive?
Yes. I also bought some today.

Soxl will never be above 15.50 again
Im sorry for your loss

>>53755048

>nasdaq very obviously going to retest 10.300
>Fed saying they're going to dump it
>desperate slurpers desperately slurping "for the next leg up"
Gets tiresome nigger.

>>53755110
Just checked the monthly. Unless next week is going to be good its going to be yet another monthly grave stone

>>53754691
>suffer from sadomasochism
Isn’t that the point of sadomasochism?

Bobos are blaming the mythical slurpers like GMEtards blame the mythical hedgies.

We should make a Bobo General to contain them.

>>53755038
Do you never learn anything? Markets never dump into close on a weekend. The dump takes place during the day, and recovers near the end to fool people into buying the dip to provide exit liquidity, and then it dumps again during pre-market and opening the following week. This is the gayest "pump", but stocks dont go down in a straight line, so its just business as usual and tons of retards will ape into the dip when we will see much much lower prices.

>>53754896
they're literally directly related to the underlying and the underlying is not rational. see :2021 prices of tech stocks

sooooo no, not really.

I'm still up about 5% on the month so far...
I NEED TO DO BETTER

what are the financial implications of goys not renting and refusing to pay rent?

>>53755159
60% per year is bretty dope.
I shoot for half that.
Take the wins as they come

>>53755175
>Michigan Sweatshirt
Rocker get to Walmart. You need to feed Tyron’s son.

>>53755175
Isnt living on a Walmart parking lot forbidden?

I think I move some cash to some buttcorn exchange so I can trade on weekends
is this retarded? how is the volume on Saturday, Sunday?

>>53755205
Probably in Adrian. That city is a shit hole.

>>53755232
but that means you have to trade a purely speculative asset with no underlying value

>>53755232
extra shit with a sprinkle of fuckery, but you can still gamble

>>53755180
up 60% for the month.

>>53755149
It's literally WSB fags buying up meme shit like arkk, tsla and Nvidia meaning it will never fall cause that place is a fucking cult

Has the jxntodamoon kid lost his mind?

>>53755076
A better stomach. Had one goyslop sub and now I feel bloated

>>53755285
that's because of all the bread/carbs

Incredible
Let’s hear it for Bono’s Big Crash!
-6%

>>53755271
what are you talking that place is deader then /smg/. Less pph then some boards of the webring

>>53754960
There's a return on investment only because gambling instruments are persistently overpriced from a purely financial standpoint, due to the entertainment value.
Looks like there's some research on this (which doesn't mean it's real, of course).

>>53755249
>a purely speculative asset with no underlying value
yes I'm gambling on shit, that's the plan

>>53755294
I fucking hate U2

>>53755298
Go back fag

>>53755307
why dont you just spend your weekend doing anything else you enjoy

>>53755274
Yes.

>>53755271
that tells me they like buying the top

>>53755304
I hope this never changes. Half my profit comes from option selling strategies.
If these degenerate gamblers ever left and went back to real casinos, I don't know what I'd do.

>>53755321
where? I monitor 100s of forums, imageboards, discords, telegrams, subreddits, fediverse instances and twitter keyword activity.

THREE DAY WEEKEND BAYBEEEEEEEE
LET'S FUCKIN GO

>>53755344
D-Dan...?

>>53755344
And you didn't even realize it was retail fueling this rally? Fucking waste of skin npc

Vote now, Moonday is going to be:
[0] : green
[1] : red
error : gay.

>>53755357
Maybe a human dan. The chatbot uses quantitative methodology with a spice of qualitative, I do the opposite

>>53755221
No they actually encourage it cause guess where you are gonna spend all your money?

It became a big thing years back with RVs, they actually started installing outlets on the poles so people could plug in but then many municipalities shut it down cause the counties were losing the money they’d usually get by charging boomers high fees to park their retirement homes in grass lots since Walmart was letting people do it for free.

>>53755350
>American's longest vacation

>>53754934
Soon.

>>53755304
Been selling $4-$5 puts on AMC this month. So far it’s been working. Little extra change for the Lego store.

>>53755369
>moonday
i think green, my friend, no?

>>53754026
You will cease and desist

>>53755320
I enjoy gambling and since shitcoins move big the last weeks, you might scalp some (assuming volume is still there after other markets are closed)

>>53755366
fueled yes, but neither retail or institutional are going to make it to lower lows

>>53755372
Really? Thats crazy. lol

>>53754226
I haven't had lunch yet. Breakfast was a meal replacement shake.

remember that movie where queen padme had a baby in walmart?
fuck

>>53755381
what's up with grown men being into legos kek, knew a guy at work who would talk about the latest set

>>53755374
AMERICA NEVER TAKES A VACATION FROM BEING #1 BAYBEEEEEEE
THIS PRESIDENT'S DAY, I WILL HONOR GEORGE WASHINGTON, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, AND ALL GREAT PATROITS OF OUR FAIR LAND BY GETTING ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED AT A DENNY'S AT 3AM. HOLY FUCK I LOVE THIS PLACE.

>>53755342
Cool. Do you sell strangles on meme stocks or something?

>>53754015
Why was the Fed in 2018 and 19 trying to bring up the rates? What were they seeing that needed rate hikes? True the labor market was ok but why do they always have to fuck around with the economy? They used to try to forecast inflation now they do policy only looking in the rear view mirror. It's all or nothing with these kikes

>>53755420
>plastered at denny's
on what, fucking MGD?

realistically speaking, will the availability of options on stocks and the frequency of their expiry increase or decrease?

>>53755419
Can’t really explain it. Keeps my fingers busy. Kind of like a fidget spinner but with a better resale value. I’ve always loved building with them.

>>53755439
because you can't cut when you're already at 0. They raise so that when the next recession comes around they can actually help and cut

>>53755374
2 weeks is average and I think that's fine desu, not Euro tier but Euros take pride in working less unlike most Americans

>>53755450
you get plastered first, then go to Denny's
If you were a true American, you'd know how this works

>>53755460
>classic space
unfathomably based

>>53755470
Recessions usually happen after they start raising. lol
Kind of a self fulfilling kike scheme

>>53755385
scalp what? Why do you have an edge over anyone else in the casino

>>53755482
not what he said, CHUD

>>53755384
...you will cease TO EXIST!

>>53755454
No idea since 0DTE options are surprisingly common
I think if we get options determined by the hour we'll be at peak clown market

Are futes open Presidents’ Day?

>>53755521
>options determined by the hour
i would do so many of those it's not even funny

Was it Hanukkah today or something cuz it was super extra Jewish in the market today wtf

>>53754182
>Not buying options on pasts

>>53755575
they only get to do that on very rare occasions, when they rollback trades

>watching deadwood
>forgot prime kristen bell played a hoor
suddenly my wood ain't dead!

>>53755521
>>53755556
>Hourlies
Surely they can't make them all expire worthless.

is 'market maker' an antisemitic term?

Kold/drip anon back from my vacation for dick posting. Told you niggers to buy YANG. Sold my YANG and bought 300 shares of BOIL today.

Reminder that gym gains are the only gains the jews can't steal from you. It's getting warm and it's almost whore season I hope you faggots weren't too lazy over the holidays. I saw a thread this week where someone posted my Bumble screenshot telling a chick that I hope her other date went bad and I just want you haters to know that it was some advanced level game and it worked.. you all just don't understand women.

How can I make /smg/ a beneficiary on my account?
......I have no one else

>>53754040
That only works if you buy the dip at the right time.

>>53754893
We've only just started this new bull market. Next week will be bloodier.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>53755670
Not really but you could just give it to AQB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3zHoCEEvdY

>>53755723
What can go wrong!
Are these madhats trying to recreate the terminator timeline in the real world?

>>53755743
there's no "AI" here, only protocols based on heuristics and data from sensors.

This may shock you but commercial airplanes have been flying themselves with "AI" for 20 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2s
is that all you've got???? SELL ME SOME MORE, I DARE YOU.

>>53755764
It literally calls it Ai in the headline

>>53755764
I like how everyone is amazed by drones and you could have strapped a grenade to an remote controlled toy car from Walmart in the 1990s. Same shit with the metaverse just being second life remake and all the top played games on steam are just remakes of shit from 2000s

>>53755743
DAN seems like a nice lad I mean yeah he would press the nukes in a nanosecond just for fun but he says some funny stuff

>>53755764
Airlines hire Indians and let them fly without supervision?

>>53755614
Nice. Only reason i watched Jag.

>>53755764
Commercial planes autopilots are nothing like AI. They just follow pre defined flight paths

>>53755816
They do indeed!

>>53755816
Also if I have my way I will never set foot on another airplane for the rest of my life. Diversity hiring in manufacturing and diversity hiring in pilots scares the hell out of me and I already hated flying to begin with.

I bought WISH today at $0.72 because I have a gambling addiction.

>>53755885
I have to board 3 flights to go home to see my family and I do this once a year. 3 more for return.

>>53755933
you could always take the tr--- oh yeah

>>53755870
time to apply for a job as an Autonomous Indian

Looks like I might be getting paid out already on SGML

>>53755990
you could put the profits into Ligma

>>53755940
Kek. I travel from ND to FL and its already a long day including layovers. I couldn't imagine how long it would take on a train.

>>53755940
should I just drive myself everywhere at this point.

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>>53756058
dress up like a hobo and loiter around town until the cops give you free greyhound bus tickets

>>53755764
>there's no "AI" here
but there is

>>53756014
Not sure I've heard of that one. But I wouldn't be surprised if there's a ligma lithium miner.

>>53756076
Early bakers get the rope

>>53756090
yeah it's a sugondese miner

>>53756106
Oh you were talking about agricultural producers?
I'm not too interested in sugondese nuts personally, but I suppose it depends on the unit economics.

>>53755780
friend, this is retarded. no cap

>>53755419
No idea but apparently there is good money in it if you held on to unused lego sets in their original boxes. But that was before inflation became retarded so they might be a waste of storage space now.

>>53754015
bought 1500 shares of TQQQ yesterday before the end of day splat, stop loss hit today near the bottom and sold for a $3000 loss. Am I retarded?