/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53743325
Youre still here? Lol. The VP of ads already sold. What are you waiting for stupid.

>>53743382
Yes. I want the roadmap so you can fuck yourself back to the Dog with Bat thread from whence you come.

>>53743325
Is there any truth to the rumour Lukes wallet has been moving his bat out of it?

>>53743325
He’s gotta time it properly. If we’re going back to 20k he should just wait it out. He should also go back on that pajeet Tony’s YouTube channel to announce it. We gotta start making the rounds again. The weekly BAT black guy needs to come back now that the pedo is gone.

>>53743418
ROADMAP JUST LEAKED BAT BROS! IT'S FINALLY HERE! EXCLUSIVE DROP BELOW


1) We're gonna do stuff, totally, we really really promise this time. It's gonna be the best stuff just trust us. Think utility, themis, self-serve, you name it, we're totally gonna do it for real this time.

2) NFTs. I don't know if you guys have heard, but there's this hip and cool new thing called NFTs. They're like pictures, but on the blockchain. We want to get in early on this trend, so we're going all in.

3) Solana. It's a happening new blockchain with over six million tps plus discord servers. It's got this great guy Sam Bankman Fried behind it. Surefire win, so we're doubling down.

4) Exchange partnerships. I know you fellas have been suffering losing KYC with gemini and uphold. So we are going all in on Zebpay, India's premiere exchange. And here's the kicker, we're throwing in a new feature where you can stake your BAT to enter a draw to win a free mango lassi once every month.

5) NIGGERS! AfroDao was just the beginning BAT brooos. We need to give as much BAT to niggers as possible. We're talking media spots, exchange wallet partnerships, dumping the UGP to pay for more reparations, anything we can do to make up for the historical exploitation of marginalized people of color.

>>53743519
The afroDao partnership was actually brilliant. Nigs in Nigeria will increase the token velocity. If they were North American nigs I’d say absolutely not, but Nigerians do at least have similar IQ’s to retarded whites.

What are the chances the roadmap drops tomorrow? 2%?

>>53743325
I have held BAT since 2017 and I don't give a single faggoty fuck about the roadmap.

>yes, BAT has been the single worst investment of my entire life
>no, I'm not fucking selling

>>53743779
Brave VP’s have been dumping en masse. You really should reconsider.

>>53743519
>5) NIGGERS! AfroDao was just the beginning

my sides

Oh look, another dead BAT thread

>Oh look, another dead BAT thread

I'm so excited for you guys

>>53743325
>KYC on Gemini

bats gay

BAT will never be below .30 again

>>53743519
kek brilliant, i was actually thinking of posting something like this on the gay ass bat reddit

why do you care about a roadmap beyond it being another example of this teams total incompetence? its a fucking blog post that doesnt matter. but they still cant get it out on time! glad i sold

>>53743779
All of my investments have been bad and poorly timed. Still, too arrogant to accept that I may be wrong.

I hope they put the roadmap out today while there’s still a potential pump going into this weekend.

Goddamnit why won’t they put the map out

>>53751794
Honestly I think they're waiting for confirmation on this gay ass zebpay partnership. I bet you that's what's holding it up. I suspect that the entire thing has been written for weeks now

Brave scammed us with BAT.

>>53752997
Lol the VP of ads sold. Why havent you

>>53753421
Brave scammed everyone with BAT.

>>53753611
Youre still holding hahahahah

Pump is coming soon. You’ve been warned

Road map this week guys, don't worry

>>53756131
Is that you, Luke?

>>53757085
Yea I left the office. Im with Brendan. We’re at the bar knocking back a few dirty martinis. What’s up?

>>53757423
Publish the fucking roadmap, numbnut

Somebody tweet this at Luke and ask where the roadmap is at

>>53757690
Somebody needs to throw the beat on this and vocaroo this shit asap

>>53757690
Topkek

If someone vocaroos it with the beat I'll @ the entire brave team with it on twitter

>>53757904
>>53757786
i'll tip some bat to the anon that does it (if it isn't shit)

>>53758092
Same

>>53758188
>>53758092
Same here. We need a high-voiced wigger in here now.

Will Brave search goggles be integrated with the AI? I wanna be able to use DAN at will instead of copy and paste

>>53757690
Based and BAT pilled

People still hold this shit unironically?

>>53757690
>>53757786
>>53757904
>>53758092
>>53758323


https://vocaroo.com/12SgtKEBd2ON

>>53759620
But who am I to question the man in the arena.
>G HARD

>>53759620
incredibly based anon. where can we tip you?

>>53757690
>>53757904
https://vocaroo.com/1dAz9TVm6A0U

I don't want a tip just tell Luke to give us the fucking roadmap

>>53760055
Nice touch. Send it. I know one of you faggots in here has a Twitter

>>53760055
Topkek

>>53759796
it was an AI voice reproduction of an apparently AI text, don't worry about it. >>53759795 kind of funny and weird to see cringelords like this critique an AI voice reproduction of an AI generated text, then see real humans like >>53760055 try to reproduce it themselves

>>53759620
You put no emotion into it and you didn’t use the Em voice changer. I give it a thumbs down

Looks like the carbon browser has self serve ads. BAT might be fucked

>>53761680
Imagine being so fucking retarded that you think a landing page for a scamcoin somehow equals all the features that are being shipped in the release. I can probably find 100 tokens that launched with not even 10% of their claims . Even brave does it.

>>53760303
>it was an AI voice reproduction
Proof?

>>53762483
Who cares if it is?

>>53761680
>decentrELIZED finance
top kek

https://mobile.twitter.com/Bennett_Waldorf/status/1626989484431773697

Put it on my sad Twitter since you retards are apparently incapable of using a sock puppet

>>53763438
Why say something untrue if it's neither funny, trolling, nor beneficial?

>>53761007
>>53759795
>anon does something cool for once
>critics jump in to make sure it never happens again

>>53763996
You’re right. I’m sorry anon.

>>53760055
Dude this is great anon

>>53762483
>>53763903
Why would I lie about that? It was a quickly thrown together AI voice

this one's a little better but it's fucking hard to recreate Eminem's voice for some reason

https://vocaroo.com/12IVD6rL2dj4

>>53766671
That’s the one

anyone?
anything?
hello?
is BAT alive or not?

>>53767199
>Finally back over 31¢
Yea I’m thinking we’re back

Google is so fucked sirs
https://indianexpress.com/article/technology/tech-news-technology/googles-168-billion-in-ad-revenue-at-risk-in-supreme-court-case-8452275/

>>53768422
How does this help BAT?

Also, new BAT creator directory
https://bat.directory/

>>53768757
It doesnt. Which is why the VP of ads sold. Why havent you

Have you guys thought about praying? Brendan Eich is a religious man. Maybe God can forward the message?

>>53769085
Where the hell you been?

>>53769110
The thread is up at the top of the catalog

>>53769085
I pray for your gut every day

>>53769872
He's probably lactose intolerant and doesn't know it.

>>53770046
Kek

>>53769110
I got banned and discouraged. I also got norovirus and now it appears my gut is fixed.

>>53769872
Thanks. Probiotics are working. Take one every time I have candy.

>>53770046
WHAT? How can so many people in India be lactose intolerant, when almost every dish is with some cheese or cream?

>>53771739
I can tell you why. Some people eat cream and say “its just a few farts” or “it’s not the food.”

>>53771720
You still eat candy? How old are you?

>>53771720
I just made oatmeal. I chopped up an apple, used sliced almonds, raisins, cinnamon, nutmeg, dash of all spice, milk (I can drink a gallon in one sitting) and maple syrup to sweeten.

>>53772107
Btw I get $740 a month in food stamps and I make over 6 digits a year. I use them to buy grass fed steaks, lobsters, organic fruits and veggies etc. all at Whole Foods and various butcher shops and seafood markets.

BAT was launched in 2017. It went through 2 bull runs and it's back to 30 cents. It got outperformed by everything while Brave team got rich from dumping on the retail... just like xrp except ripplefags at least had their pump.

It's not looking good. I've wasted so much time on this shitcoin, the realization is killing me inside. 6 years on the market for fucks sake.

>>53772053
> You still eat candy? How old are you?

I consume a lot of fancy expensive shit. Salty licorice is an acquired taste. Also, See's Candy is good. Hercules Candy too. Probably will get banned for talking about candy. CYA

>>53772497
Well, if we get back to $1 and you sell you're still doing better than most people. But I take see your point. I think if I sell I'm going to deposit into an S&P500 fund and call it quits. Really disappointed Brave wasn't able to get more advertisers to drop a lot of cash.

I cannot fucking believe they haven't released the roadmap. This shit better blow my god damn motherfucking dick off

>>53773508
WHERE IS THE FUCKING ADVERTISING DEAL

Jesus. Massive inventory but too much competition from Amazon, Google, Meta, etc. Fuck big tech.

>>53773441
>if we get back to $1
I wouldn't bet on this. $0.4 is the highest this scam can pump this year.

>>53774331
If we get to $1 I'm buying a DSLR + 4 hard drives + 5k MBP and going to Galapagos again. This time for 2-3 months.

>>53774274
Competition is fucked sir
https://indianexpress.com/article/technology/tech-news-technology/googles-168-billion-in-ad-revenue-at-risk-in-supreme-court-case-8452275/

>>53774970
Anything that happens in the courts is going to take years to play out. None of this shit is going to help Brave. Antitrust means nothing as well.

>>53774980
>Antitrust means nothing as well.
Why not? Because you think Google will win, or the punishment will be negligible even if they lose? They already lost in EU last year, and yeah the $4B fine isn't crippling by any means. The US DoJ is suing them, in parallel with a group of states also suing them. Biden's team in the SotU address even made a point to specifically call out big tech from targeting children with digital advertisements and data harvesting.

>>53774980
>>53775078
Oh and also Gonzalez v. Google lol

>>53775078
Remember the Microsoft v US Government antitrust suit? Government wanted to break them up, they settled, and Microsoft is fine.

>>53775078
Until the supreme court mandates Apple and Google show a Brave browser option when setting up the OS... nothing is happening.

New Brave puzzle drops

BAT BAT BAT

>>53775238
How is this a puzzle

>>53775238
Es esta tu esposa beaner?

>>53775223
They need a Brave phone so they can go direct to consumer. And why doesn’t Eich just write his own OS? He’s one of the most well known coders in the world. Anything with his name attached will gain prestige. I only bought BAT because of his resume. I’ve always used his stuff since I first joined the internet.

>>53744493
Yo, fed up with these weak moves on BAT desu. Just gonna hodl QRDO, KILT, and pray for a moonshot. Azero, RIDE, and Metis are solid though. Not messing with any sketchy coins atm, DYOR on these ones and you'll see why I'm saying this, BTC is pamping or should I say manipulated we need big ass pamps on every token we hodl now.

>>53775326
I didn't read any of this comment.

>>53775326
I’m banning you

>>53775350
Answer me faggot

>>53775323
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME MONEY NOW!?

You want Eich to embark on some 20 year journey? Fuck that. Get some advertisers.

>>53775305
Find the BATs.

>>53775322
U want in that big bomper? u wan boy? yea u do. get in that ol' sludge pot. hell yeah. stinks like coleslaw

>>53775359
>Find the BATs.
Ok, there are zero.

Where's my fucking prize

>>53775380
Don't get flip with me boy!

>>53775359
>You want Eich to embark on some 20 year journey?
The nigga wrote JavaScript in a week. BraveOS would take him about 2 months tops. The bigger point is, he has the platform to push any product he wants, but he doesn’t care about money as long as he’s comfortable and not aggressively compromised by globohomos. He’s basically a white hat glowie who refuses to engage in black op DARPA shit.

>>53775468
This is the longest definition of nigger I've ever seen.

Eich, is a nigger.

>>53775468
Brendan is too busy leading the unVax team at Brave. They are working on a new mRNA vaccines that will remove the spike from the old one.

>>53775495
No. He obviously hates niggers and faggot like every other good spirited human being and he’s paid the price for it too.

>>53775529
Don't be fooled by his apparent whiteness. Eich is the definition of a fucking nigger. Look at the BAT chart as confirmation.

heyy boys

Listen, I'm probably going to be banned fer a few days. I just want everyone here to know one thing... FUCK YOU YA FUCKIN SCHIZO FAGGOT CUNTS.

>>53773508
What the fuck are they doing. 2 months delay.
Now imagine them trying to actually release a product. No wonder themis and self serve were abandoned

The team is too busy sitting around on their... brains

>>53776959
Brendan is frantically trying to unvax himself.

>>53776959
Told ya. The VP of ads sold. Now u know why

>>53775468
They're an ad company, don't even have their own browser, they use Chrome. How are they supposed to make an OS?

>>53777686
Theyre not stupid

>>53777360
Brendan is working a new mRNA vax. That's why the roadmap has been delayed. This vax is going to undo the old vax and then vax covid the right way. Don't ask me how.

>>53777907
You sound more obsessed about the vaccine than he is

>>53778781
The vaccine gave him IBS, he's still in denial so give him time.

>>53778976

>>53778976
Jeez dont blame him then

Chances the roadmap comes out this week?

>>53779424
Bout tree fiddy

Fuck you guys for letting this coin get out of hand

>>53781283
Its mostly the jannies fault. While we were dealing with a pedophile janny we werent able to hold a torch to braves ass and threaten them with litigation. Instead they got to cost and now were in the state were in. Luckily the janny doesn't seem to be showing up anymore. Wont name the janny as he seems to not be coming by anymore. I still think he owes us penance though.

Roadmap this week unironically

Can you imagine the smell when Brendan goes to the bathroom? Pure, unadulterated, filth. He screams while he does it too.

how high can BAT go

>>53784159
How does 33c sound

>>53784159
2 bucks easy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHERE IN THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHIT ASS NIGGER IS THE ROADMAP

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this fucking roadmap is unironically going to decide whether i:

>A. dump everything except a 100k suicide insurance stack
>B. do nothing
>C. buy more

im guessing its going to probably be B., but if its really really really gay like some afrodao shit and nothing else then A. if its something outrageously bullish then i will buy more even though i hate myself for holding this fucking nigger coin in the first place

>>53784677
Dude It’s Presidents’ Day. The office is closed. Who were your favorite presidents? Mine were Dubya and Obama since I’m a neocon warmonger who loves doing false flags to justify blowing up villages full of browns in the name of freedom

>>53784766
>Who were your favorite presidents?
andrew jackson because he tried to save us from the kikery that ended up ruining this country

>>53784716
Good strategy. I think I’m gonna do the same. If it’s a home run I’ll DCA another 25-30k into BAT, but I’m getting do nothing vibez

>>53784799
Based. Jefferson was an antisemite too.

>>53784802
>If it’s a home run I’ll DCA another 25-30k into BAT, but I’m getting do nothing vibez
in order for this to be a home run it needs to be something really fucking insane, like a total change of course. BAT added into everything, the keyword clusters for search, etc.

not only that, but i have to be convinced that they are actually going to follow through with it. anything less than that and im probably not wasting more money on this shit

>>53784859
nice. yeah they all saw this coming.

the problem is that the fed is so intertwined with world markets that it will literally take a full collapse for people to wake up and do something about. everyones retirement will be turned to dust and their savings gone.

Alright, just got some new gossip from Jimmy. We're friends on Twitter now. So apparently... um... Brendan has been demanding stool samples to prove or disprove mRNA vax for employees. He doesn't want them working at Brave and has instituted a zero tolerance policy.

>>53784974
you care about the vaxx more than he does. you mention it in every post.

>>53785011
> hasn't seen Brendan Eich's twitter.

It's okay. You're probably new here.

pump it

>>53784974
Nobody cares

>>53785047
god you are dumb

>>53784716
how does zebpay sound?

>>53785128
>how does zebpay sound?
at least the millions of pajeets that uninstalled the browser will start using it again and the MAU will go up

and now they are going to have a much harder time scamming the system now that vbat is gone

Just got another message from Jimmy. Brendan found out his wife got vaccinated and he's having chest pains. It could be the burrito he had for breakfast but still, prayers for Brendan.

>>53785460
jimmy is a lazy effeminate faggot pussy and him selling is unironically bullish

also covid is fake you fuckin retard

Is this guy right about BAT?
https://youtube.com/shorts/-g3C1HqVbAs?feature=share

>>53785609
>Is this guy right about BAT?
fair assessment yeah. good quick summary.

brave needs to make a big change in order to get people to feel differently about it

>>53785633
>EIi3sWiz
>Elie Wiesel
I see you Jew

>>53786229
yeah you caught me. i wrote my fake book about the fake holocaust for money and cuz im a filthy kike

I'm financially bored

Has anyone asked them why they're selling NFTs for search engine keywords, rather than letting people stake BAT directly?

>>53786905
>rather than letting people stake BAT directly?
lets set aside the fact that regulators are currently up everyone fucking asses over staking for a sec

explain to me where the yield would come from

WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL UNABLE TO DEPOSIT OR WITHDRAW FROM GEMINI

I LINKED MY BANK TO PLAID

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THIS

WHY IS BAT ASSOCIATED WITH GEMINI AND UPHOLD, THE TWO SHITTIEST OPTIONS POSSIBLE AND IS ACTIVELY BLOCKING ME FROM GETTING MORE BAT WHILE GEMINI CONTINUES TO BE FUCKING GARBAGE

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE SO SIMPLE IS ALWAYS SO HARD.

>>53787051
do you even need to link a bank?

>>53787067
Yes you can't get BAT deposits if you don't have a fucking bank set up for depositing cash from the other direction.

>>53787145
i dont even remember setting mine up because it was so fast and easy

gemini is gay as fuck though i dont use it for anything other than bat

>using a different computer for the last month because the old computer broke
>link second brave account to gemini
>it overwrites my balance on this computer with the balance on gemini
>lose all the bat I had here
Why the fuck am I doing this at all, it's literally only maluses and pain and bullshit. It's a free coin for watching ads. Why the fuck are they so fucking set on pissing me off.

>>53759620
>https://vocaroo.com/12SgtKEBd2ON
very nice

>>53787614
this ones way better >>53766671

>>53787620
ty
what's the backing track?

>>53787647
the backing track? you mean the song?

Wait, there is no roadmap?

>>53788820
It’s coming. Will you fuckers relax. JFC

>>53787050
From the advertisers. I thought how it works is you buy a NFT for a given search engine keyword, and get some of the ad revenue for ad views associated with that word. But won't all the demand be for their new NFTs then or does it create demand for BAT too?

>>53787647
Esl much?

>>53789523
I don't understand, what do *you* think "backing track" means? What was improper/unintelligible about it?

>>53789421
The revenue from the search words is paid in BAT and the NFT's (presumably) purchased in BAT

>>53789575
>What was improper/unintelligible about it?
im assuming that you werent asking what the song is >>53757690 when its literally right there on the first line

especially when the entire joke/point of the lyrics and recording in the first place was because the complaint about the delayed BAT roadmap is in the style of Eminem - Stan

im assuming this is a relatively simple concept that anyone should have understood and maybe you werent aware that the instrumental track that the lyrics are over, is eminem - stan because you never heard the song before

or you are just retarded.

hope this helps!
- luke

>>53784648
>>53784662
>>53784669
>>53784677
>>53784716
based

>>53787647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73NTc2mncoU

>>53790670
>hope this helps!
>- luke

kek

>>53790670
If you backtrack three comments to the original image, OK. "Un-resourceful retard" fits more than ESL.

Genuine question for longterm holders: out of all the cryptocurrencies out there why are you over-invested into a browser reward token? Why not put all your money into BTC or any more promising alts? I'm genuinely curious what the rationale is here.

>>53791016
sunk cost fallacy

>>53791016
dyor

>>53791016
BAT has been pinging around the top 100 for five+ years and has yet to have its big breakout, unlike LINK, for example. While Brave as a product has been incrementally improving all this time, I think there only needs to be one big catalyst for BAT to moon to the point where I'd sell, and somehow I still trust the team to eventually deliver on that.
Emotionally: I just hate Google so fucking much and like Brendan Eich.
I won't pretend it's the one of the wisest choices; it's definitely not.

Got banned from BlindApp again for trolling people hardcore in the Food section. So back to talking BAT.

Price target $0.15. Go eich!

>>53791016
same reason as anyone else holding any other shitcoin. we think it will moon because of <insert reasons here>

>>53791070
>Emotionally: I just hate Google so fucking much and like Brendan Eich.
I won't pretend it's the one of the wisest choices; it's definitely not.
I think that might’ve been my reasoning behind BAT too. Probably what brought most of us here. I won’t stick around if they continue to (what I think) intentionally suppress BAT. Something big must happen.

>>53792294
>I think that might’ve been my reasoning behind BAT too. Probably what brought most of us here.
I didn't buy BAT because I hated Google. I do hate big tech but if they had a shitcoin and I thought it would moon I would of just as easily put my money in that. I don't give a fuck I'm just trying to make money.

Truth is I saw the MAU growing really fast so I decided to buy a bunch of BAT in 2019. I did not expect them to stick BAT on the back burner like they did and completely and utterly shit the bed in every single fucking way imaginable. I thought they understood that the best way to succeed was to make the token moon, because then they have a ton of money for development + an ultra loyal crypto fan base from it mooning. I guess they are just fucking retarded and would rather get fucked in the ass by endless VC money. They didn't need to take a fucking dime, they could have just made their fucking coin moon, which wouldn't have been hard.

Whatever man. This roadmap is going to be a major fucking decision point for me regarding what I do from here with this coin. Part of me hopes it's absolute trash so I can just dump all of it and move on, rather than it looking *kind of* bullish but them never following through on their promises and sitting here holding this thing getting pissed off for another 3 years watching Eich's faggot ass tweet about covid on Twitter.

I guess we'll see soon enough.

>>53792502
that hits a little too close to home so imma need you to just stop right there buddy ol' pal

>>53792502
>I guess they are just fucking retarded and would rather get fucked in the ass by endless VC money.
Yea Peter Theil is a Brave VC. You can’t tell me Eich, being who he is has never been approached by the deep state. This project glows brightly.

>>53792574
i dont think theres anything nefarious goign on with brave or any of the cash raises they have done. i just think they may genuinely dumb as >>53792502 said. they could have made the coin moon. link pulled it off with a way smaller team. eich is just a boomer retard and doesnt know what hes doing in regards to being in control of a publicly traded asset. or should i say shitcoin.