/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53905596
Are you guys actually like that picture? I don't want to believe it

>>53905627
Yes. I am exactly that way. Especially the wishing my family was dead part and the constantly imagining false narratives in my head about different hypothetical timelines.

>>53906046
Do you not talk to Many people? Neet?

>>53905596
Shit. Litetally me. I need help . But I don't think that anyone can actually.

>>53905596
every time i come on this board i always see this thread, it doesnt stop

>>53905627
Close except I wagecuck and I'm either studying or doing a trade next year

>business Chad
>fall up into 6 figure management position even though I’m retarded and have no idea wtf I’m doing
>spend my days making ITcels seethe by asking them to do outrageous stuff with retarded deadlines only to change my mind and shift all priority by the next sprint
>whenever they say some shit like “BUT ANON THATS IMPOSSIBLE” I just ask them if they think their director would feel the same way (they know I’m best friends with him and drink with him every weekend)
>they seethe and seethe but end up doing what I demand anyways
Kek, STEM is a giant meme I’m glad I didn’t fall for. EQ>>>>>IQ

>>53905596
>No bachelor
>No job
>Net worth: 1.5 million
>Salary: $200.000

This is why anons here still talk about crypto like a free money trick, because it literally is. If we purged all of the shitty ass shill threads and talked about real coins (the threads talking about $HAMI finance and arbitrum reward driven tokens rarely get as much attention as the dogbat shitass paki threads even tho it's giving away money for almost 0 investment). In the end its all about choosing right

>>53906260
Literally how

>>53905596
Same, but australian dollars.

>>53905627
100%
>33
>khv
>neet
>no money and lot of debt
i get up from bed only cause my back hurts after sleeping to much

>>53905596
my salary as well but I WFH :)

>>53906749
>>53906260
I'm a junior tech exec at one of the oldest tech companies in the USA. Credentialism is alive and well in 2023, if I didn't have my master's from a top uni then I probably wouldn't have this job.

Having said that, you need to fight for yourself and claw for higher social status. If you accept your current position as a wagie/codemonkey, you slowly start to seal your fate forever, which is what most people do.

Execs get shit done and add "value" to the company/firm.

Picrel: It's how I have sex.

>>53908467
>Execs get shit done and add "value" to the company/firm.

at my company they do jack shit for 1-2 years after getting the job because of fancy degrees then argue jargon back and forth to eachother

>>53908509
Yep. I get my name tacked onto multi-million dollar software sales and get occasional fat bonuses for doing next to nothing. You are right, I know a lot of jargon from my background/education but we have crews of Indians to do all the heavy lifting.

>>53905596
>Fell for STEM meme, hoping for better life
>Graduating with an EE degree this year at 28
>Have no prospects, no network and no internships
>Socially retarded
>Destroyed myself for this degree, working and studying at the computer
>Got fat, alcoholic, the aforementioned social retardation
All this for a job I may or may not get. I just want to go back to working a simple job where I have time to do things for myself. Honestly, I don't even want to work anymore. I'm not like the picture exactly, but I feel like I could have gone a lot further in some other career field.

>>53908745
>Fell for STEM meme, hoping for better life
It's fine just get on the track of where you want to be 5 years from now. Just don't list the date next to your degree on your resume if you have other job experience. Lie on your resume. nobody checks
>Graduating with an EE degree this year at 28
Good for you for finally finishing your degree
>Have no prospects, no network and no internships
You need to pump up the numbers of your job applications
>Socially retarded
No you're not, you just have anxiety and low self-confidence
>Destroyed myself for this degree, working and studying at the computer
You tried hard but neglected other aspects in your life. Your time will open up now that you are finished
>Got fat, alcoholic, the aforementioned social retardation
Cut out the goyslop and start consistent daily workouts to improve your health. Your self confidence will improve and suddenly people will start treating you better, almost as if it were magic

>>53906046
If you were my child I'd put you on the street, useless fuck

>>53905627
The crazy thing is that some of these guys live in the west, have easy access to superior psypharmacology and still don't use it.

>>53908865
>Lie on your resume. nobody checks
I sure hope they don't because I may have to lie. Which is stupid, I have some good job experience, just nothing engineering related. Thanks for the encouragement. I hope my 30s are better.

>53909036
Just stretch the truth as much as possible with bullet points. If you lie about what you "actually did" it's impossible for them to really know, especially if you have the ability to back it up during your interviews.

Life gets better when you start making it better. Start loving and respecting yourself, starting right now.

>>53905627
I think everyone feels like this sometimes, even pretty successful people.

>>53908865
It's actually no more than (1.01^183)(0.99^182) because I know I will fail at least half the time and will regress as a result of that failure at least as much as I would have gained if I wasn't a failure.

>>53906260
Ahem...
>Trade hot and cold wizard enters chat
Sorry boss you can fix that 6 figure piece of equipment yourself right after dilating on your boyfriends (((the owner))) dick. I just got another offer for more money and now I do less. Go fuck yourself and Goodluck trying to diversity hire out of fixing that piece of equipment that loses your customer millions of dollars if it's down.
>Trade wizardchad out.
AI will assist me in gassing all the vaxxed midwits.

>>53905596
you dont deserve more

>>53905596
Do the mentally ill people that make this shit just throw random thoughts at the wall and see what sticks?

>>53905596
This is unironically me, stuck thinking about things instead of doing them

>>53908467
>, you need to fight for yourself and claw for higher social status.
how does one do that? besides start a business that makes a lot of money? I don't see wagecucking or getting a masters from a non-top uni doing that

>>53905596
>bs in biochemistry/chemistry
>phd student biomed/biophys
>$37k
>26 yo
I have made a horrible mistake

>>53905596
I’m the entire right side but none of the left side. Weird.

>>53905596
I make more than you and I’m a tradie technician, weird

>>53910175
It's over

That's pretty good, I am on welfare and I make only 12k

>>53905596
>>salary: $67,000
this description applies to me perfectly, help?

>>53910118
>Do the mentally ill people that make this shit just throw random thoughts at the wall and see what sticks?
The person that wrote this is probably one of us, no other person could describe wage slaves and neets so perfectly, especially single millennial's stuck in their parents house, with no prospects of a future, can't afford to live alone, can't really date because still lives with parents, basically working for nothing, because these days you can work decades and still can't afford an house

>>53914392
You literally just described me. All I’ve been doing is waiting for my crypto to moon, because I can’t even get women wince I live at home

>>53908876
good thing you will never have kids incel