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Goodmorning. Thursday morning. Happy Bearday Bull Evening. GoodBye.
SPX 3600 incoming
SIVB bros..
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBOA REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHTA REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...
>>53999454Desperate times call for last ditch hail Mary efforts, make the call Powell.
>>53999454faggot
First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>53999454i should've just bought an ETF
I'LL SAVE THE THREAD>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Mischttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/previous >>53998306
>>53999454GOOD MORNING SIR!
>>53999454WHERE'S THE FUCKING AIR SUPPORT?
>>53999454Kill all glowies. This is financial advice
This is the beginning of the collapse isn't it?
>>53999475FREE MY NIGGA BILLLEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME
What is actually happening with SVB? Did they say or know or just some massive sudden sell off?
HE'S BACK
>>53999454WHERE ARE THE LINKS??? I NEED MY LINKS!!
>>53999433Bear Stearns is FINEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8
>>53999492This was meant for >>53999463
It's just a -1% on SP500What are you fags smoking?
>>53999512THE LINKS DIED WITH CHAINLINK FUCKING CRYPTO IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING!
one town's very like anotherwhen your head's down over your pieces, brother
>>53999506https://twitter.com/RagingVentures/status/1615826088038473733
Anybody want to fill me in? I closed earlier this week knowing there was gonna be a speech and all so I haven't been paying attention.
>>53999516context is everything
>>53999510I love this dude's "turn of the millennium angry high schooler" taste.
>>53999506CEO was caught in the parking garage having consensual sex with a biological female. big no no these days
Alright, we're getting a relief rally, correct?
>>53999466https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
BUDDY LOOK AT CHARLES SCHWAB COMPUTER
>>53999472What is their FUCKING problem? Silvergate exposure?
>>53999472the banks are the first ones that start crashing.this is it. this is the big one.
>only up 3.3% since yesterdayI'm too reasonably leveraged, fugg
>>53999544Should this "person" get the electric chair for such heinous crimes?
>>53999510based. He told all these retards to sell. Literally a one word tweet. SELL. And he was mocked. Mocked! This shit is so fucking delicious
>>53999546this nigger wants ANOTHER relief rally as if the past two months didn't just happen
I'm kind of bitter I didn't short this week.
>>53999546I finally got out of my UVXY bag so probably not
>>53999454>BRO JUST BUY 0DTE OPTIONS COUNTER TO THE PUT/CALL RATIO ON THE INDEXES>BRO MUH MAX PAIN THEORYOnly threw in like $30 to test the waters, but this is the stupidest fucking strategy ever. Fuck every retard who recommends this dumb bullshit.
>GLOBALCONTAGION>GLOBALCONTAGION>GLOBALCONTAGIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmIhttps://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmIhttps://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI>WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET>LOOK AT THAT>LOOK AT IT>TAKE THEM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BELTS OFF THE BOTTOM>I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT YOU COULDN'T STAY OVERBOUGHT>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERBOUGHT>WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HOOKED>AND YOU MAY BE HOOKED>HERE YOU GO>WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION>THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT>WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING>EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK>WE TOLD YOU>WE TOLD YOU>WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT>WE TOLD YOU 2 WEEKS AGO>WHAT HAPPENS TO EXUBERANCE>IS THAT EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE DAY>BUDDY, LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTER!>CANCEL ALL ORDERS>CANCEL ALL ORDERS>CANCEL ALL ORDERS>LOOK AT THAT>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE
You only had to heed my warning...
>>53999574>>53999574>as if the past two months didn't just happenAnon, zoom out...
>>53999454ITS LITERALLY HAPPENING!!,AAAAA
>>53999582I vaguely recall you making some possibly wrong predictions yesterday.
>>53999510Based
BUDDY, LOOK AT SIVB COMPUTER
>>53999551I do business with that company.
>>53999516volmaggedon and banks shitting the bed
>>53999598>6 month old data
Anyone else unironically buying BBBY?
I'm gettin' green like I'm supposed toNigga, I holla at these hoes and see how many I can go throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1REuOnf91yU
>>53999605I said job numbers was going to crash on Friday, and CPI is going to rally the markets on Tuesday next week. So far it looks like I was right. kekekek
kek, this won't stop
>>53999631still right on schedule and under budget ;)
>>53999516shut the fuck up nigger we're going vertical
BUDDY LOOK AT BUILD A BEAR WORKSHOP COMPUTER
Just some investment advice, when SIGA gets to $4.40 you guys should buy some. I can't see it going much lower than that and its fair, stable value is typically between around $6. That's a pretty big increase.I'll be back to post more hard takes in three weeks.But before I go, what the fuck happened to banks today? Someone give me a rundown.
>>53999598I can't because I don't know how to pay for your trademarked information.
THE MARKET IS PRICING IN A JOE BIDEN PRESIDENCY!
STOP FUCKING SELLING
>>53999556Probably but one thing I know is every time I turn on CNBC and see the fucking smug whore in pic related I want to punch the screen. She's the chief investment officer of Silicon Valley Bank and I hope she's having a nervous breakdown right now
WHAT IS HAPPENING, I THOUGHT THE BLACKS LOSING JOBS WAS A GOOD THING> BULLSHIT> BULLSHIT> BULLSHIT> BULLSHIT> BULLSHIT
>>53999510What's /ourguy/ Kramer saying?
>>53999631> September 2022 was 6 months agoWhat the fuck, where did this time ago
>>53999516almost 2% now. is that a nothing either?
Sell.
>>53999650Lol underated.
>>53999644But that trendline says bottom in March.
>390
>>53999651Sell signal
>>53999534Good read thanks. Looks like theyre also trying to do stock sale of 1.9 billion. Thats what FTX tried to do too and went bust the next day. SVB is gone by end of March. >>53999544kek.
>>53999667Time is money, don't sell yourself short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBd7OWCqy1M
Currently looking into liquor stocks.
>>53999674between march and june sweaty, we still have a ways to go ;)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53999549Lets think about next week>CPI>Monthly OpEx while the market breaks towards 3 month lows>FOMC imminent>50 basis points>further out, debt ceiling>no more treasury account fuckery>QT returns in full forceWe all know its coming. Even the crypto bros. Check out bitcoin.
>>53999647Crypto exposure and the market in general shitting itself I suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I
Is it too late to short SVB
>>53999635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHi0LxiPfg
>>53999667Haha just don't check SPY price in September 2022 OK?
WAIT WE BROKE 391 HOLY SHIT WE ARE BEGINNING TO GAIN MOMENTUM!
>>53999645this shit is starting to accelerate nicely.down to 375 tomorrow.
>>539995162% down. Exponentially going down. Bank stocks tanking. Something is brokenSOMETHING IS BROKENRETARD. RETARD.PULL UP.
When FED put?
>>53999700what the fuck was that?
KEK dow 32k in 38 mins
Okay bobo, that's enough, let mumu breathe.... please
I REEEEEE IN STEREOTHE STEREO SOUNDS STRAAANGEJUST KNOW THAT IF YOU SELLIT DOESN'T GO AWAYWHEN YOU GET OUT OF BEDYOU'LL SEE ME STANDING HOLDING BAGSLONGING $ROPEALL THE RAGEMY LITTLE DARK AGE
>>53999692So I have more time?
>>53999707Don't care, I hold cash
>Anon you did buy puts and go short for the upcoming global financial crisis right?>Anon...? Why are your turning pink?
GET YOUR MONEY OUT, BANKS ARE COLLAPSING AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET BAILED-IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>53999655>Chief investment officer is a womanSay no more. Even with this crash it's overpriced.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I JUST SHORTEDI'M GETTING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
>>53999703I feel like I have been scammed. Where do I get money back?
you bought puts right anon?
If Powell does 25 bepis again will we dump
A TOAST, TO 0DTE OPTIONTARDS FOR MAKING THIS CRASH POSSIBLE A STUNNING AND BRAVE ACHIEVEMENT! I AM NOMINATING YOU FOR WOMAN (MAN) OF THE YEAR AWARDS!
>>53999716No.
>>53999730this is really concerning.
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL
>>53999725>It's just a -1% on SP500>Don't care, I hold cashok
>>53999655>chief investment officer>doesnt see inflation and rate hikes coming from a mile away with massive money supply increaseTHIS CLOWN WORLD HAS TO END. START HIRING PEOPLE FOR MERIT NOT TITS AND SKIN COLOR REEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALL MY PUTS WILL STILL EXPIRE WORTHLESS
>>53999716OK, he had 2 minutes of green candles. That's at least a couple dozen breaths.
>>53999744HERE HERE!
At least my covered calls are safe
no circuit breakers for the final 25 minutes
>>53999739SIRS, PLEASE UNDERSTAND, NO REFUNDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWW3t8xkNuE
missed out on ~1.5k by selling my 1dte puts 12 minutes too early
Slurp Army......we ride at dawn.....
>>53999774This
>>53969212>Tue Mar 7 17:56:11 2023>A Contrarian Indicator>Contrarian investors use the put-call ratio to help them determine when market participants are getting overly bullish or too bearish.>An extremely low ratio means the market is extremely bullish. A contrarian might conclude that the market is too bullish and is due for a pullback.>>53969261>>53969261>>53969261>Tue Mar 7 18:00:40 2023>You are a moron. An extreme spike towards putts followed by a sharp decline in putts and rise in calls - short covering. where is 3900, 2 weeks?:^)
>>53999764how is that even possible giving what is happening today lmao literally every sector is down
>>53999744Institutional money is just as retarded as retail
>>53999797>1dteSo there are still long-term investors in the market.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO SCHWAB???THATS WHERE I KEEP MY MONEYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53999808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PdnGszYAZg
phew! the capitulation is over, we go up from here!
>BANK COLLAPSE>BANK COLLAPSE>BANK COLLAPSE>BANK COLLAPSE>BANK COLLAPSE
>and just like that the bottom is inBUY THE FUCKING DIP SLURPERINOS!
Yea wouldnt that suck if we all had short/puts/inverse ETFs and made tons of money of the collapse but then our banks become insolvent so we cant even use the money hahaha that would be awful hahaha.
>>53999808that looks like the cart titan betch.
>>5399969988's ARE SELLING87 HALVES ARE SELLING
>IM NEVER GONE BUY AGAIN HEAVY BAGS HAVE GOT NO GAINS LEFT THOUGH ITS EASY TO PRETEND I KNOW YOURE NOT A FOOL I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO HOLD THESE BAGS AND WASTE THE GAINS THAT ID BEEN GIVEN SO IM NEVER GONNA BUY AGAIN THE WAY I BOUGHT WITH YOU
So will this be like 19th May of 2022 or like 13th September 2022?
oh yeah, I'm thinking we (slurpbros) are back.
>>53999833>Down 15%Oh shit bobos aren't fucking around
>>53999833>>53999848>>53999850
Here comes the second leg down for the day. Yes, second.
>>53999833>Use WF>Realize they're scumbags>Move money to SCHW>Get BTFOComedy gold.
LOOK AT THE VIX
I sold my spy calls at 393.2. Bottom dropped out at that indicator. I think we all know whats incoming
first time buying options, noob here. did i do the right thing?
OK FUCK IT I WENT AHEAD AND SOLD BOIL AND BOUGHT VIST TO HOLD LONG EVERYTHING IS FUCKED BUT FUCK IT I HAVE TO BE IN SOME ACTION JUST FUCK IT I LOVE STOCKS ANYWAY EVEN IF IT IS STOCKHOLM SYNDOME JUST FUCK IT SHIT MAYBE THESE MEXICANS WILL PULL MY SHIT BACK UP SLOWLY WHO KNOWS ALL OF THIS SHIT IS JUST A GAMBLE FUCK YOUR "I'M IN MY STUDY WITH MY SMOKING JACKET ON LOOKING AT COMPLEX NUMBERS AND I UNDERSTAND THEM AND MAKE EXCELLENT DECISIONS" JUST FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU AND HOLY FUCKING FUCK IT'S HAPPENING IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING PRAISE THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
>>53999845>>53999850
So are banks going to be responsible for this market crash YET AGAIN? sigh we really need to do away with (((central banking))) if they keep doing this
>small capsthe recession has barely started, and they're down 95%+ in the past two years
>>53999707retard bobos lose there fucking minds when stonks go down. spy isn't even down 2% stupid fucking retards. this is why bobos are insufferable children
>>53999853My god, it's so... plausible.
>>53999833the music is only slowing. to stop the music would be anti semitic
>DPST down -24%March 2020 all over again>DPST down -24%March 2020 all over again>DPST down -24%March 2020 all over again
>>53999893WF are the only based bank in the west. You got memed on.
it's the bonds anon nobody is watching the bonds. nobody knows how many shit bonds these banks have. bondmageddon anon.
TORO
>>53999911Peter_Lynch_How_much_more_can_it_go_down.mkv
I just closed most of my shorts, some guy on Twitter said>shorts will cover before labor market stats tomorrowand it's likely enough
>Oil
Ehhhhhh the vix is having an erection buying this dip seems kind of worrisome. not gonna lie. If it's a fakeout they are doing a great job.
>>53999825i also have May & June expiries
>>53999853this is why I unironically hold gold and silver boomer rocks
>>53999930>>53999742Anon I need sauce on these whores plox
buying calls here blatant retard bear trap
>>53999834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek
>>53999926>WF goodDumbest post of 2023
>>53999926To be fair, it's still about 50/50.
This is it. The beginning of the end.
>>53999914>JEPI counterparty risk wasn't a meme
Lets the blood flowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clXwe-udqDU
>>53999910
>>53999883It's over for mumu. There is no bottom.
>>53999833hilarious stockeverything going as expected as market still correcting. good spots soon!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6mM8wv6GJE
Anyone here buying Ulta or Vail resorts before markets close? Just curious.
Selling 9s, buy them while you can.
>>53999965The time of beauty is gone fren
>>53999965don't be so dramatic
soooor
>>53999974>spy down 1.5%kys
IBKR Chads we dab on Charles Cucks.
>check my stocks>-0.46%not bad
>>53999902as long as you're buying short term options you're doing the right thing
>>53999957gotta show me you got a short position.
>>53999957Bro..
win
>>53999957same whore. very well known whore of the famed white girl on the couch with black guys behind her meme. you call yourself a coomer and you dont know who that is?
Big red dildos.
WE ARE FUCKING BACK BROS
are we being manipulated into believing the market is not healthy?Ive been told the market is healthy? is this not an accurate statement?hellloooooooooo??!?
>>53999980What the fuck is he? I have a reflexive, defensive desire to kill.
>>53999999God damnnit I wanted these digits :( can I borrow them?
>>53999999>>54000000
>>53999999OMGSISA
>>53999999WASTED
>>53999961WF is good. Their only mistake in recent decades has been doing business in california, where they naturally got fucked over by low level california staff
>>53999999Checked
>>53999999Great quality post script bro
>>54000006it's for tomorrow. am i to optimistic?
>>53999930She reminds me of snoopy and yes I still have a boner.
>>53999686A twitter thread is not at all considered a fucking "read".
I bought highly leverage short factor certsHere wee gooo
>>53999911Recession is priced in basically.
POWER HALF HOUR LETS GOOOOOOO
>>54000001mumu seething at shitposting. whats the matter has this red got you unnerved?
>>53999833I USE TDA. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>53999959Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o1SEj02t0
>>53999559AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53999999nice script
HOOD is holding pretty strong while Schwab tanks.
>>53999999Gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0kT5P3HgA
>>53999957Piper PerriBros, why are mining stocks tanking as well? Commodities are up the last time I checked. Also why in hell do oil/gas stocks still hold up so damn well? No matter how much gas/oil drops, they hover near ATH, but any kind of increase in the price of oil causes at least +2% on those damn stocks. Why are these stocks immune to a healthy recoil?
Well now's a good time to post this.
>>54000059for small caps yes, for everything else: no
WHY THE FUCK IS MY PORTFOLIO DOWN 4% TODAY HUH?I WAS TOLD THAT WE HIT THE BOTTOMHUH? BITCH!
>>54000002>not using bothSchwab is worth it for the waived foreign ATM fees, if nothing else.
>>53999853haha they cant do that tho can they i dont wanna turn antisemitic
>>54000001Cope
TECH IS SAFU
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHIM HAVING A SOFT LANDING THANK YOU POWELL YOU ARE THE GREATEST OOOOOOOOOOOH
TOMORROW THE FALL WILL CONTINUE
LET'S FUCKING GOOO
>>54000097>Commodities are up the last time I checked.Industrial metals are all getting rekt.>Why are these stocks immune to a healthy recoil?Because oil has been in the 70s for nearly the past half year. That's pretty stable, helped by nat gas reaching its ~$2 floor.
>>54000063no you're a fucking retard my .SPXW230309P3980 did just fine.thinking a healthy selloff is significant. fucking morons man this is why everyone makes fun of bobos. when we rip back up you'll forget you were splurging for no reason. just like everytime.
>>54000131tomorrow will be green
Oohhhhh Sluurrperrrsss!!!
>>54000101nigga jeremy said yesterday that they gonna keep increasing rate, why didn't you sell then, you had more than enough time
>>54000098Say goodbye to her
>>53999699SEVENTY NINES ARE TRADING!!!!
THIS WAS THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM
>>54000131And more and more as we speed into the 3/22 wall.
test
>>54000127>Tech VC bank defaults>This results in ______
>>54000127This chart has me on the edge of orgasmic pleasure
>>5400016325 bepis instead of 50
>>54000100I concur.
>>54000148There is will be no green days until job is done.
>>54000148Yes but this time SPX will be +0.15%
>OVER SOLD AND STAY OVER SOLD>JUST LIKE OVER BOUGHT CAN STAY OVER BOUGHT
>>53999999baby won
WE'RE BACK IN THE 1970S
WE'RE WELL AND TRULY FUCKED THIS TIME BOYOS
>>54000163
>>54000175You gonna need more than a quarter point of relief to fix those loans.
>>53999516>t. Cooms on a 0.1% up day but acts toughs on a -1% days
>tech and crypto are such niggershit that they ruin even bankinghot diggity
>>53999974>>53999980>>54000019>>54000067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
>>54000131fill in the blanks>shorts will _over
it's ogre
>>54000175No way right?
>>54000179I...kneel
>>54000201oh no i'm temporarily embarrassed on my 30 year investing journey
so what happened today I just woke up
My employer offers an Employee Stock Purchasing Plan w/ a discount of 15%, stock prices is whatever the opposite of volatile is. Holding period is 6 months. Any drawbacks to putting in $10,000 twice a year, selling for $11,500 twice a year, for as long as I'm employed here? Do not see it being a company that "takes off" or moons in any way, so would rather not just le hodl it
>>54000180this time the jews are pretending we aren't in one though, we won't get the same 2008 treatment where small caps will have the 1 dollar rule removed; we're gonna seem so many forced into bankruptcy and/or endless reverse splits
XLF -3.90%
>>54000227SIVB is apparently a gigantic bank. Look at it.
>look at finviz>that tiny neon green GE stock in a sea of bloodlmao
>>54000230Micron is a shit company.
>>53999896It's healing already.
>only down 1.65%listen faggot you didn't account for how much we were up in the morning
>>54000239Dat finance section doe
>>54000246FWIW, I think GE is due for a collapse this week or so.
>>54000230That's a big fuckin turtle.
>>54000212GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CHANNEL YOU CHEEKY INDEX
>>540002272008 2.0 exe just got uploaded to the matrix.
>>54000266trap(s are gay)
>>54000239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omwXLXeTR4w
Wait what Silicon Valley Bank?! Ohhh they better not be the LEH
>Banks forced to buy treasuries after great financial crisis>In 2022 Treasuries experience worst year since 1789>Banks experiencing cash crunch in 2023 from forced recession>Banks now have to sell their Treasuries at the absolute bottom to meet capital requirements also put in place after the Great RecessionHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>54000270>still not even 2%kys
WE'RE BACK TO LAST THURSDAY PRICES ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
Just want to remind everyone that gaslighting mumus were out in full force last thursday/friday telling you to buy for ATH and FED was going to shift their inflation target to 4% and hikes were over
>>53999965The end of the dip that is. Bottom is in. BUY BUY BUY
>>54000230What sector? If you know anything about market cycles you could do better than 15%. You should also consider tax implications.
>"Hello why is it going down?">"No I will not hold">"Thank you I will wait"
>>53999999
>>54000235I have a feeling that stocks and bonds will be rallying together. No more inverse correlation. So once the recession hits unemployment rises and the FED pivots stocks and bonds will rally.
>>53999818is the put/call ratio a good indicator? never used it
>>54000297>>still not even 2%>kys
>>54000297i'm not the one who bought calls that's on you fren
>>53999510is lamb of god doing good right now? i listened to their new album but didn't care for it
>>54000306mumus are a Mossad psyop.
You're laughing? Banks are going to eat shit on their bonds and you're laughing?
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDwhat if jim cramer tells you to sell SIVB... instead... history will repeat itself in the opposite direction.
>>54000304this is only the beginning
>>53999598because we can't see shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAD HIGH 5 FIGURES OF JPM ON MARGIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY LIQUIDATED ALL MY SOXL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EVEN MY JEPI IS GONE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>54000296>Banks now have to sell their Treasuries at the absolute bottomYeah but no one forced them to go full retard margin on low value bonds.
>>54000272Paypal 0.03% saving the day
>>54000346Nobody has listened to lamb of god since like 2010
>>53999942wtf is the spotter doing
>>54000359sorry i dont listen to poor people who post the same chart over and over
>>54000320Yo I see what you doin'. Tryna claim them California reparations.Those ain't gonna save yo portfolio.
>>53999833FUUUUUUCKTHIS ISNT FUNNYTHIS ISNT GOODIS ALL THE MONEY IN MY BROKERAGE GONE?
>>54000311>tax implications.This is what is giving me pause, no clue where to being researching that. Healthcare-adjacent
>>54000378>Well done, 47.
docusign or gap for shares into earnings?
>>54000322stock rally following a rate cut never lasts more than 1 month by the way
>>54000376Maybe that’s why he chose it..........
>>54000388keked and checked
>>54000327$cpce gotta know what you're looking at tho, $uvol $dvol $vold can give you more directional info tho
>>54000386I'M JUST A BLACK PEPE OUT IN THE THREAD TRYNNA GET MINE BUD!
FUCKING BLOODY, FUCKING BHENCHOD FUCKING BLOODY STOP REDEEMING
>>54000376but i just said i did...
>>54000364>>54000385https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nz3HXwEG4M
>down 14% just today
INTC is up.
>>54000388i laughed out loud in real life (LOL IRL)
>>54000327yeah it's a good indicator, one that you should definitely add to your tool boxbut there's a tool for everything, and you should never over rely only on one toolyou should look at put to call ratio on indices as well as individual stocks - I find it much more helpful in using it as a contrarian indicator, too many are bearish, or too many are bullish, than to use it for confirmations of trend
why are we dumping today?
>>54000230My company is the same. Unless you live paycheck to paycheck, it's fine. I've done the same, sell them as soon as I get them for 15% gain.
>>53999833>listening to the shitposter who tweets that the markets are collapsing everytime it goes down a bit
>>54000429GFC2
>>54000384I work at WMT and I have 80 shares right now. They also match 15% contributions (an effective 13% discount). My ACB is $100.10My plan is to move the shares into a TFSA so that I can begin writing CCs on them. When I divest the assets or move them into the TFSA, I have to claim taxes on them. There's no way around that. However, I do have $3,000 in capital losses from last year which I will apply against it, so things more or less work out in my favor
>>54000436>>54000436>>54000436
>>54000420Fucking jews
>Rocker sold right before SJIM broke into the greenThe man is cursed, isn't he?
>>54000429
>>54000384Taxes differ from location to location (some states suck)but https://www.investopedia.com/ is always a good place to start. Biotech's and pharmaceuticals are generally volatile and swing hard on news, I dunno about healthcare as a whole though.
>>54000296>Get artificially low interest rates for 20+ years>Get fucked when bonds don't do well along with stocksLolLmao
if you didnt buy before close, its over
>>54000429Credit Sueise has been cooking the books and is insolvent. The archstone has been removed and the tide is rising to meet the foundation of sand. The coyote has finally noticed he isn't standing on the ground.
>>54000497And what of the tigers?
retards everyone, loaded up on calls thanks for your money zoomer sensationalist bobos
>>54000470still have 8 minutes
>>54000470I bought VIST, there's no reason not to just buy something.
>>54000519Gone. Not dead, gone.
>>54000497jfc 1 trillion in assets. not including derivatives??? fuck.
>>54000470Hell yeah I bought
>>54000230>lose job cause company tanks>lose stock cause company tanksthat's your biggest risk right there
SOXS, DRV, and UVIX.That's where the gold is, frens.
>>54000762we just need massive lay offs or some bad news and we're golden for a bull run kek