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What do you tell people when they ask what you do for a living? I can't just say i gamble on fake internet currency

>> No.54211966

Stock market trader, even though I'm 100% in crypto.

>> No.54211996

>>54211820
Virtual capital analyst for a small, independent trading house.

>> No.54212027

Currency developer

>> No.54212053

importer/exporter for vandelay industries

>> No.54212060

>>54211820
day trader

>> No.54212069

"asset trader"

"blockchain investor"

dont use the word cryptor. normies are retarded and it triggers them

>> No.54212097

>>54211820
Senior IT specialist

>> No.54212118

Do you guys seriously not have a real daytime job?

>> No.54212121

>>54211996
/thread

>> No.54212134

>>54211820
You’re an accountant. You do accounting things.

>> No.54212137

>>54212118
This is biz we're talking about.

>> No.54212177

>>54212118
no job, no family, no house, no car, no gf
and 10% of a bitcoin
lets goooooo

>> No.54212188
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>>54211820
just tell them the truth. that you're an unemployed loser that gambles his mom's money on cryptocurrencies

>> No.54212266

"consulting"
that usually shuts them up.

>> No.54212370

>>54212118
yeah some of us are not goycattle slaves. now back to the cage, wagie

>> No.54212416

>>54211820
i sell my bathwater

>> No.54212447

>>54211820
"work in a warehouse" because i lost it all last cycle and work in a warehouse
would just kms but have a kid now

>> No.54212504
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54212504

>>54211820
tell them you have a sugardaddy
>I would fuck him.. (picrel)

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>>54211820
>>54212447
I tell them i work at walmart because leverage traded all my gains from 2021 and lost it.

I wanna blow my brains but i have loving parents and hate to put them through heartache.

>> No.54212566

I tell them my mother supports me financially

>> No.54212573

>>54211820
i say i do random internet jobs.

>> No.54212584

>>54212177
this but 4700% of a bitcoin

>> No.54212613
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>>54211820
i have a day job as a programmer, so it's pretty easy to respond for me. senior dev too, i command respect

>> No.54212614

>>54212053
Kek

>> No.54212633

>>54211820
“I work online”

That’s enough for 95% of people.

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>>54212118
I am trying to cut my day job slowly. Its working. 50% out of the wage cage already.

>> No.54212785

>>54211820
Asset manager, financial analyst

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54212808

>>54212785
CEO OF UNEMPLOYED

>> No.54212835

>>54211820
Freelance