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54222824 No.54222824 [Reply] [Original]

>just save money bro
inflation
>just invest broo
market dumps 30%
>just buy a house brooo
all houses overpriced by 50-100%
>just take out a mortgage broooo
indentured servant for 50 years
>just WAGE for 60 YEARS BROOOOO
government taxes 30-40% of your wage

FUCK THIS LIFE. I NEVER AGREED TO THIS

>> No.54222839

>>54222824
I don’t hate you I hate the game

>> No.54222842

>>54222824
yep it's annoying as fuck and not long before a revolution comes.

>> No.54222856

>>54222824
Just grow dope bro

>> No.54222888

>>54222824
just b urself :^)

>> No.54222912
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>>54222888
shid, nice tribs :DDD

>> No.54223081

>>54222824
>just buy some land in the middle of nowhere and live off of subsistance farming
win

>> No.54223091

>just gamble on altcoins bro, they will moon!

Lost 10k

>> No.54223129

>>54222824
>>just invest broo
>market dumps 30%
Imagine not DCAing during the greatest bullrun we will ever experience

>> No.54223164

>>54223129
Dca?

>> No.54223190

>>54222824
you could have bought bitcoin in 2010

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>>54222824
Dude if you're smart enough to make this post but not smart enough to beat 90% of the population in the economy then just give up.

I'm up financially this year and have been every year that I've been investing, because I'm not retarded and I'm able to take risk. On shares I'm in the top 2% for my broker and that's all from riding the resource boom 6 months ago and selling into gold 1 month ago.

Read the trends and act accordingly. You will win

>> No.54223780

>>54222824
>I NEVER AGREED TO THIS
Yes you did, you just don't remember your soul's memories from outside this timeline.
And yes, there are ways to get them back.

>> No.54223891

>>54223780
how

>> No.54224461

>>54223891
Quickest way to start is to deprive yourself of all your physical senses (touch, sight etc.) and transition into deep meditation. Do this frequently, and learn to do it effortlessly.
Mushrooms or DMT could accelerate this, but not recommended because outside influence can steer you off course.

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54225909

>>54222824
>Just buy gold

>> No.54226206

>>54224461
sounds like the next phase of jewish manipulation to turn you into a literal grub.

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>>54222824
>safely sit in an office for half a day
>magically get access to housing, food, transportation, electronics, all the entertainment one could need
Nah, I love modern society.

>> No.54226958

>>54226240
>you must get 100k into debt and and apply to 1000 jobs before you are allowed to answer emails all day

>> No.54227054

>>54222824
people that caused this have name and address.

>> No.54227284

>>54226240
>safely sit in an office for half a day
Fuck off, liar. Every ft job forces you to work for at least 9 hours a day

>> No.54229635

>just get a good job and work hard bro
surrounded by NPC imbeciles who kill your soul through their inane small talk and soulless bullshit
>just get girlfriend bro
first year good then suddenly blowjobs become more and more infrequent

FUCK THIS SHIT SCAM LIFE I SHOULD HAVE JUST SMOKED WEED FAPPED AND PLAYED VIDYA FOREVER

genuinely seething tbqh

>> No.54230441

>>54229635
Based, Covid was comfy the first couple of months. Free money to stay home and not deal with anyone.

>> No.54230459

>>54222824
Honk honk honk

>> No.54230479

>>54223081
>harsh winter teleports behind you
Nothing personnel kid

>> No.54230485

>>54223081
You need to be a multimillionaire do to this.

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>>54227284
I work 3 hours a day from home, thank you.

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>>54223511
>I'm up financially this year and have been every year that I've been investing, because I'm not retarded and I'm able to take risk.

>> No.54230525

>>54222824
>all houses overpriced by 50-100%

low ball them, anon

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>>54222824
>he isn't a tang ping chad

>> No.54230544

Has anyone else gotten the "just leave it in your roth and forget it for a few years" boomer investment advice?

>> No.54230550

>>54223081
>Monsanto plants pollinate your crops
>You get disappeared by corporate private military
Nothing personnel kid

>> No.54230581
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54230581

Absolutely irredeemable, sirs. We're fucked. Worst bear market in centuries.

>> No.54230860

>>54222824
imagine paying taxes, they even make you to fill out and tell them how much you owe them kek
your fault for being honest
want my money? they better work for it then

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>>54222824
>Take out mortgage to pay off over 30 years.
>Parents will probably will be dead in 30 years.

>> No.54231775

>>54223081
Anon, did you pay the tax for owning land this year? I'm not an IRS agent or anything, just asking out of curiosity.

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>>54222824
>>54222839
The game ends if you stack physical silver.

>> No.54233084

>>54222888 witnessed

>> No.54233091

>>54222824
I bought my house 5 years ago when it was a buyer's market and aggressively haggled the old bitch 50k down from her starting value. I refinanced 2 years later to get a 2.75% interest rate. I'm a pretty lazy dude that is not particularly frugal so if I can do it most everyone can. You had opportunities but you never wanted to seize them.