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In 2030 you will be using BING AI to look up your midget porn. Alphabet chuds will deny this.

>> No.54324865

>>54324679
this faggot is crying in twitter now but Microsoft gave openAI literal pennies for all this, should have stayed in the company

>> No.54325051

>>54324679

When is muskrat gonna pump my doge bags, baka fr fr

>> No.54325508

>>54324679
I stopped using google when I got access to the bing chat.
It's unironicallyt 100x better

>> No.54325550

>>54324679
Is he trying to pump the msft stock price?

>> No.54325596

>>54324679
He would've fucked them in the ass even worse if they let him, but they told him no back in 2018 so he's angry now. That's why he left the board, he want it it all or nothing.

>> No.54325602

buddy by 2030 I better have a robotic catgirl maid who speaks to me in broken english with her onboard AI and sucks my cock every night

>> No.54325819
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54325819

>>54324679
>In 2030 you will be using BING AI to look up your midget porn
wrong i will be using it to look up incest hentai

>> No.54325839

>>54324679
> buy github
> get openai models
> train models with open source code
> exploit free open software for a profit

>> No.54325867

that retarded african gave them $100 million, but to the non-profit. he got bushwhacked

>> No.54325887

>>54325819
this looks fucking disgusting

>> No.54325926

>>54325887
>he can't into krabbenbrötchen
pathetic

>> No.54325937

>>54324679
Oh, this boy is big mad.

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54325944

>>54324679
>giving anything to microsoft, let alone OpenAI.

>> No.54325946

>>54324679
Maybe he should have bought Open AI instead of twatter

>> No.54326526

Musk is broke af and forced to lose his stacks

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54326590

>>54326526
This. He's literally just another dead-in-the-water investor/innovator now like mommy wood

>> No.54326678

>>54325508
I stopped using Google when they ruled it was ok for fags to have YouTube videos shoving shit up each other's asses. Then I got access to the chat and it was a bonus. I get $10 WMT gift cards a month in Bing rewards maxing out daily searches in Edge. MSN Money is breddy gud too. Muh outlook email is so dignified bros.

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>>54326678
I kept telling faggots in here for years about bing's based paid searches but muh chrome is king, muh firefox is smoothest, muh opera because it's fastest, muh yandex because i'm a closet pedo. As much as these guys image search reaction pics in here, you'd think they'd pick up on this, but i guess they want to shitpost for free like jannies wanna work for free

>> No.54326971

>>54326902
I just did a WMT pickup order today that MSFT paid $20 on. When I first got my WMT account Edge gave me a coupon that worked for $10 off my first order. On muh Android I use the MSFT launcher, OneDrive, Outlook, OneNote, ToDo, Word, and Edge with AdBlock Plus. I also enabled the YT ad blocking flag to mobile Edge. The launcher can hide apps so anything Google I couldn't uninstall or disable is hidden besides Maps. There's no substitute for Maps.

>> No.54326973

>>54325887
Most healthy things are amerilard

>> No.54327167

>>54325839
Elaborate?

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54327239

>>54324679
I'm already transitioning
after using g**gle since day almost one
the results on bing are way better
it's quantifiable

>> No.54327300

>>54324679
It makes sense honestly. Microsoft basically owns the white collar wagie office. If they integrate their Word, PowerPoint, and Excel copilot (which is the plan) it will literally be the end of many wagies careers as well as many of these AI startups that are trying to do the same thing.

They literally already have the userbase, they could just offer the corporate world a one month free trial and BAM it's over. Market won.

>> No.54327353

>>54327239
>after using g**gle since day almost one
Same, AltaVista and DMOZ were my last mains before GOOG came.

>> No.54328121

>>54327167
microsoft bought github and is training GTP with all the code there

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>>54324679
>self-appointed AI expert
>gets shoved into the locker at openai for being a cringe retard
>5 years later still blinking back tears about openai
>full self driving robotaxi armada in 2 more weeks btw
>NON-VAPORWARE CORPORATIONS AREN'T ALLOWED INTO AI, AHHHHHHHHH GOVERNMENTMAN HELP ME

>> No.54329380

>>54325602
Dude, quit making these perfect fantasies. I get excited reading it, only to realize wr're just gonna be dissapointed..