/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54404237
What does your portfolio look like?

>>54404237
You literally can change your information online, what the fuck are you doing going into a bank?

>>54404289
3.8m home
296k in bank
105k in super
Rest in crypto

let me guess, then you totally asked her out and got her number right? i mean otherwise this would just be an incredibly gay story that goes nowhere, right??

>>54404293
He went there to flirt with the bank teller, what else?

>>54404301
>>54404293
(You) replied, that's all that matters

>>54404237
That called a Gold digger!

>>54404331
When i said the new address she said

“Oooooooooh X area….. veeery niiiice”

And then immediately became flirty and feminine

I have never had a female react that way to me

>>54404237
>I’m a manlet 5’7
The only believable part in your post. And you likely have a 2/10 face at bet. kys poorfag

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>54404383
Please tell me you didn't just go back home alone like a fcuking virgin lmao

>>54404383
Why did you buy a luxury house Anon?

>>54404295
What crypto you smartass?

>>54404383
You should honestly be offended by this. At least I would be.
You were an insignificant awkward goof who would never have made any impact on the bank teller except for your new home address.
I wouldn't view it as a win. It's more like proof she's a shallow npc trying to game you lol

>>54404237
>Be woman
>Get job at bank
>X-ray vision into men's bank accounts
Based. Drain his dick and his bank account sis

>>54404293
OP can't make a consistent LARP, that's what happened.

>>54404237
she obviously wanted to have sex with you

>>54404237
I was poor as hell and manged to almost marry a bank teller, we dated for 2 years. We met at the bank drive through, I had to make deposits every day for work and I would flirt and smile at her. One day out of the blue she sent me her number through the bank tube. Later she told me I had a nice smile that's why she did it. She was a sweetheart. You'd be surprised how much just a smile and kindness can win people over.

This never happened. You have to do all this online nowadays.

>>54404295
>3.8m home

I hope you have enough crypto for that massive property tax and upkeep.

>>54404295
Buddy, she hit on you because you're loaded. You think she doesn't immediately see this when she loads up your account?

>>54404622
Kek. His property tax is more than my salary

https://youtu.be/1sFyrfqTdcg

>>54404293
If I did everything online I’d literally never go outside

>>54404622
No property taxes on primary residence in my country/state

>>54404295
absolutely retarded

please just take our advice while you can

speak to a tax professional and dump the mcmansion shitbox ASAP

move to a southern state and rent for $800/mo.

put the $3mil. in the hands of a reputable financial advisor and aim to just live off 1% interest

retire early

>>54404237
she is looking to escape wageslavery by winning you over and having you provide for her instead of having to work a dead end job 40+ hours a week and barely being able to afford rent. It is also why age of consent and age of marriage will be increased when the career woman propaganda fails and the corporations do not want you increasing the cost of labor for their wageslaves.

>>54404903
>live a shitty poor life
>for a long time

seeing as this is biz, ill give you some advice - increasing income is literally the key

>>54404237
They’re meant to be nice to you, you fucking dork faggot. Get over yourself

>>54404237
Money can compensate for looks and height
Confident charismatic personality can compensate for all these things

>>54404295
unironically you're a gigachad now whether you like it or not. happy for you fren.

>>54404237
>>54404383

My bank teller the other day was telling me about her vacation in Florida and how she got sun sickness.

She is crazy eyed and I can tell she belongs on the Lifetime movie network, or ThrillHer.

I can't tell whether she is hitting on me because she loves me for my looks, or she is just looking for her next victim.

She touched/rubbed my hand as she handed me my receipt.

Help me...

>>54405014
she fell for the independence meme

>>54404295
>super
Hey everyone, multiply his numbers by 0.67 in order to convert it into real money.

>>54405098
Yes.

I am in Australia.

Btw met one of my next door neighbors the other day, he is a captain of an AFL team lol

>>54405112
which city, melbourne?

>>54405112

Don't care

>>54405118
Ye

Bump

Good for you anon. Should have creampied her asshole in the bathroom of the bank.

>>54404295
>Rest in crypto
How much?

>>54404237
How has not a single cunt here asked for proof? It's a fucking frog post for fuck sake. I bet my left nut this cunt is full of it.

>>54404449
>People didn't like me when I was worthless so I'm mad that they care now that Ive made something of myself
Pathetic mindset, people have value and I don't mean everyone is valuable I mean everyone can be measured. Nobody will waste their time on a poor, worthless wretch.

>>54407002
Of course they will. Girls get fucked by worthless wretches all the time. Anon you are responding to you is completely right. This is really a psychological defeat. It is fine when a man treats you like a piece of shit and his behavior changes after finding out you are rich, then it is a victory over that man's ego. But when a woman it can only make you feel worthless as a male. It quite literally means she is interested in a fucking house and does not even see you a human being.

People always think they can settle the score with the universe. The fact is if you got fucked over by larger powers in a deeper and almost impossible way to fix being your physical existence and your character it is just over. You can improve your position in life but not much.

>>54405094
Can't help you, should have stayed poor anon. Deal with it now and always be ready to defend yourself from flirtuous females

OP here. I was trolling. Pack it up!

>>54404237
PLEASE, be so kind as to give me just 1k$ fren. It would improve my quality of life drastically, and help me get out of this hole I'm currently in. I would owe you forever and not forget it.

>>54407051
women are aroused by power, this is different than sociopathtically pretending you like someone because of their money

moreover, you sound like a dumbass child. "getting even with the universe" as if there was someone you can take revenge on for being an ugly dumb bastard lol. this is the most manchildish thing I have ever heard. think of a person with absolutely zero emotional inteligence. a literal aspargus of a man.

maybe you should read moby dick and learn a lesson or two

>>54409540

Pls basterd, don not get our village range banned again, bitch!

A work colleague experience a similar event at the bank, She moved in with him, but shot his dog.. she left and went back to her house so my colleague skinned her cat and put it in her mailbox

>>54405014
Haven't 4 mass shooters come out of /pol/?

>>54409891
Theyz good boys who din do nothin. They shoot up one highschool and suddenly them damn Jews be making them into some kind of monsters. Shit.

>>54404237
>all flirty with me
she was just doing her job anon, stop being deluded.