/biz/ - Business & Finance

Not a single pink wojak thread is real or organic since the previous bear market cycle.
Bored bears post pink wojaks after a 1% move down, bored bulls post crying bobos after a 1% move up. This board is a ghost town of bored schizos and bots.

>>54438428
95% of all /biz/ posts are automated. The same technology that was used to make chess bots has been used on /biz/ since the late 2010s. Posts are usually set to occur on a specific algorithm, and they are recursive, although the algorithm can learn social behavior patterns and adjust itself to a more refined fractal. Think of it like an evolving fractal wave function. If you pay close attention you can literally graph a post's recursive function and map future progressions. Don't believe me? Check past posts on warosu and overlay patterns. This entire board is basically being directed by a few simple lines of code.

>>54438428
>>54438457
I just do it cus i think its funny

>>54438634
>I just do it cus i think its funny

>>54438457
You do it. Make an infographic. I'll give you $6.66 in matic.

Yeah, we're definitely going back to $15k

pink is best color

>>54438457
the most belivable schizo post ive seen in a while

>>54438457
As an AI Chad, I can confirm.

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>>54438457
>Check past posts on warosu and overlay patterns
Just checked, I overlaid patterns and turns out you're full of shit.

>>54442937
You're glowing.