/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's fucking April the BOIL bounce wasn't supposed to happen until August

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>54533207
Lmao Mumu’s coping

>>54533226
I am buying at market open but I wont think this will last more than a couple days at most. It's just being reflexive from all this constant going down it's doing.

The time is 7:20am. I am awake because I agreed to work today for holiday pay. I haven't been up this early in four months. It does not feel nice.

wtf even happened to Microsoft past 2013? Windows 7 was great. Windows 10 is ok. So why did their fuckin stock explode into such heights so late?

Why is BOIL pumping?

we got niggas postin ITT sitting on ikea chairs

>>54533249
they diversified into other areas; even if windows 11 is a buggy pajeet pile of shit, they have a bunch of other scams going and performing quite well

Why are we dumping?

>>54533252
Early April EU injection phase slowly starting

>>54533255
them basic bitches buy that shit
but i dont even botha

>>54533263
because there's NO NEWS

>>54533249
>why did their fuckin stock explode into such heights so late
ChatGPT

>>54533263
I dunno, the line should be going up and not down. Remember your training. #BuyTheDip

>>54533263
World Bank pres said recession confirmed

>>54533255
There is nothing wrong with my Ikea chair

>>54533261
But what? Their phones are also garbage. It's either Android or iOS

>>54533263
Loan growth died, Samsung threw in the towel on all electronics, and nobody wants to go risk on with CPI two days away

>>54533249
Cloud and wfh... I’m done with micropeen, didn’t even renew office. I’m not paying yearly for that shit since I’m an 80’s baby and I’m done with all (((subscription))) services. I’m a mid 30’s boomer who remembers when you bought a product it was yours will full capabilities that lasted as long as the damn thing worked.

2 minutes until market open

So you guys are saying 3.50 is the top and I should swing trade BOIL when it hits 3.00 again at the end of the day?

I’m selling my boil bought Thursday for UNL

>>54533288
Haha yeah, now I even can't update my PC and Laptop to Windows 11, since you generally need at least 8th generation Intel. Fuck em, it looks even more like Apple now

>>54533282
Google has decayed into such shit that Bing is preferable. MSFT also has AI that isn't a joke, integrated into Office and search. Oh yeah, and a billion corporate pay pigs subscribed to Office 365.

>>54533288
Anon... you know you can purchase office for a one-time fee right?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>54533268
Nigger
>>54533295
Exit pump. Time to short

leveraged chuds are getting spanked

WTFWT

>>54533282
cloud servers, ai, entertainment, and software services; not to forget whatever ads they plaster into some of those services like the OS or emails

>GFAI up 30% again
Whoever is swing trading this shit is making mad bank

my broker crashed :( my optionsss

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>54533314
>SOXL
Cor!

Easiest trading day of the year. Just buy calls here and sell them at noon for like 100% prophets.

QUICK I HAVE 3000 DOLLARS FROM MY LAST PAYCHECK IT HAS TO GO INTO SOMETHING NOW AHHHHHHH

>this dump
Its almost like the inflation cpi cope has been wrong

>>54533344
sell signal

>>54533341
>prophets
based

>buying a house
>began moving in
>made first coffee
>setting up all the stuff
>testing out equipment
>have to get a plumber over a leaking gasket for toilet
>running washer/dryer to clean and test it out before my first load of clothes
>need to go get groceries
Going to have to make a run to the home depot for a lawn mower. Anyone want me to pick something up?

>>54533347
Retardbro, the market is gonna be green by the end of rhe day. When are you guys going to realize we are in an irrationally bullish market?

ok it's not funny anymore, u can stop selling now

>TSLA

>>54533365
Not if inflation means more rate hikes

>>54533378
selling stops after we hit 1800 on the shit&piss

>>54533365
MU mooning on the news that Samsung lost 96% on semiconductors. Market is very bullish as the bottom signal is in

>>54533263
The new BOJ chairman took over today and said he’s not changing any of his predecessors controversial policies right now. The market thought he would make some changes, so the Yen dumped, the Dollar pumped, and with DXY pumping stocks are tanking

>>54533361
>flexing because you own a home now and 90% of us still live with our parents
Fuck you

Oh.

It just goes down.

>>54533390
TSMC also had its first revenue drop in 5 years

>>54533393
unfortunately he won't own it for another 30 years until the mortgage is fully paid off

>>54533361
Ask your neighbors.

But I thought we we're EVER going to go below 4100?

>>54533351
End times are coming. Russia, China, Iran, and Saudi Arabia are beginning to join forces. As seen in Revelation with the Armies of the North, South, and East. Morality in the west has declined dramatically alongside church attendance. Hatred toward christians has increased dramatically.

Think to yourself, if not now -- when? When will Revelation come to pass? Soon. Perhaps in the lifespan of Millenials and Gen Z

Desu I'm glad I'm all cash and shorts rn

Hey chuds
Watch my videos, and you'll be rich before you know it.

https://youtu.be/gNimKGO-cEc

>>54533398
I don't understand why it's dumping. That sounds bullish in clown world

>>54533344
Ten thousand shares of BBBY

My skin burns with from the saltwater I've rubbed into my wounds but I feel no pain as long as the market is drooping. Profit is the only sensation that matters. See red, bobros.

>>54533405
Get one of those 40 years from the FHA. Really lean into it.

I can’t take it anymore. Just gonna take my lil $10k in profits and sell everything .

how do I sleepmax for better gains during the day?
I tend to wake up w/ joint + back pain, which goes away after a short while of getting out of bed

>>54533405
7 if I keep my job and stop being retarded gambling. I have about 1k extra savings a month. But probably have to get a car soon.
>>54533393
Want to come over? Its got a bricked patio we can make smores
>>54533409
Hes a cop I dont want to get too friendly or he'll find out about my mushroom farm

I regret my purchase of BOIL at MARKET OPEN

>>54533448
I regret not picking up GFAI at market open. It swear to God if it 60% again...

please let qqq revisit the lows.

DE SONS
WE
ARE
HEALIN'

>>54533433
Inflation really does decrease cost of debt significantly. Going to end up making 56k next year compared to 50k last year.

>>54533439
How old are your mattress and pilow?

>>54533439
>exercise more, do frequent stretches
>good pillows and mattress
>drink more water
>>54533441
the money will start disappearing anon, the bills pile up and the requirements for day to day life add up too; this is the beginning of the end for you, congratulations on adulthood
>you are now aware of the fact that houses end up having a ton of issues and need maintenance

>>54533439
>Keep waking up after 3 hours of sleep
Make it stop bros

>>54533448
You sure?

>>54533448
never buy at market open

Crash, you piece of shit.
Crash.

> nat gas


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>>54533481
No now go to sleep mid day for like 3 hours

>>54533479
Yep. This week is a war on baby trees that sprouted. Part of the benefit is I am also getting new appliances like putting in a natural gas boiler

damn it feels good being in cash and watching all you pigs get slaughtered

>CLF up 2.8%
The steel bull market begins now

BOIL UP BOUT FITTEN POCENT

SNAP will dip to 10.

>AI getting its ass beat rn
Slurp?

>>54533515
After those like -30% days on SNAP i actually forgot it existed

schwab schmucks, is the dumping over?

What do you get-

SMG SHILL/MEME LIST STOCK
GFAI
UP OVER FOETY POCENT

>>54533558
>/smg/
I haven't seen a single person with it in their portfolio

GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING, BLOOMBERG BLOOMBERG; GOOD MORNING, THIS IS BLOOMBERG

>>54533551
Fucking hope so I bought in at 50

When you cross-

>>54533478
its so worn out so that I have to put support under my ass to avoid a hollow back
Im about to buy a new foam mattress hardness H3 @ 75kg weight and force myself to sleep on my back

>>54533563
no idea about porfolioliolios but it was mentioned the other day in a shill/meme list discussion along with a few others related. anyone that didn't have it in the folio, including myself, missed out today.

Die robinhood, die!

Guys, what do you think of my theory. Is China waiting for the economic recession to kick in so they can invade Taiwan at a time it wouldn't harm them economically as much? Did they maybe even try to accelerate creating a global recession through their weird zero covid policy?

>>54533573
hot
however, she's got saggy hangers

CHECK THE PRICE OF SOXL

A taxiing Pan Am flight

>>54533596
China won't invade Taiwan.

>>54533585
Yeah, there's your problem. I got a new mattress/box spring with my tax return and it was easily my best investment of 21. I prefer individual coil, but you do you. Pillows are also important. I had shoulder/neck pain which went away after I got rid of my dilapidated pillows.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!!!!

When you walk through the garden
Gotta watch your back
Well I beg your pardon
Walk the straight and narrow track
If you walk with jesus
Hes gonna save your soul
Gotta keep a devil
Way down in a hole
Hes got the fire and fury
In the hole
In the hole
At his command
Well you dont have to worry
In the hole
In the hole
If you hold onto jesus hand
In the hole
In the hole

>>54533599
Her hangers are her only good feature

>>54533600
This is bullish, Samsung was up 5% on the news and micron is up 8% on this news. It means we've bottomed out and are going to new aths

>>54533622
Based Waits enjoyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7uNNYAp1o

>>54533604
correct, chinks are the world's leading globalist, they need global neutrality in order to continue maxing gains and spreading influence

>>54533573
Cute face, but big danger of aging like milk because of the big knockers.

And just like THAT!
I'm losing all of my money again!

Is anyone else thinking about shorting MU?

after almost 2 years of nonestop suffering, uwmc is finally about let me break even. good lord.

BIGGEST DROP
IN SMG SHILL/MEME LIST
KOLD
MINUS FOETEEN POCENT

WE GAAN!!!!

What are you TA analysis near term?

What are the financial implications of getting all the top social media influencers in one place and mulching them?

>>54533663
Two words: clown world. The worse the news, the bigger the pump. Just imagine nvidia in case they flop. Shit is going to the moon

The most important characteristic of breasts is their air bouyancy. Plenty of women have fat ones but you take the bra off and they hang/go to side. Natural ones that stare you down are amazing. Guess thats why everyone loves ass because you can fraud it unless you have a hank hill ass and even then science found a way

>>54533677
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54533668
Time to slurp

>>54533682
Mr. Beast and Asmongold and most other influences are run by the same agent company. Their "popularity" comes from all the sockpuppet social media accounts. Imagine being a company wanting to advertise

>>54533690
If I was forced to make that bet that is the way I'd go what with the
CONTRACT ROLL STARTING TOMORROW
INSTEAD OF THE 6TH
LIKE I FUCKED UP
AND
THOUGHT

ALSO
MUMUS
ARE
GAYFUS

ok im in position for MP, hopefully I dont get raw dawgd

>>54533703

NVDA PUMPS
AGAIN

>>54533682
This dude is such a fucking hack, he was on the full send podcast 4 or 5 months ago and he just sounded straight up delusional. No idea how he cons morons so hard continuously

>>54533740
MAY THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
BLESS AND KEEP YOU
It was up 0.11 in the shill/meme list a bit ago

>>54533743
The state must protect influencers and I am willing your tax money to do it.

>>54533751
TSMC who makes chips for Nvidia reported the first drop in profit in years during q1 which is bullish

>>54533750
So I beat the hedge funds?
Clearly, I should start my own I guess

>>54533750
Look at small caps computers mumu

>>54533769
You can't run a hedge fund unless you underperform the market for years.

>>54533755
and him, you.

>>54533782
kek

>>54533782
Well I did that too!

>>54533769
The point of a hedge fund is to hedge. If you're beating the market you're the opposite of hedged.

>>54533796
Hedging risk doesn't necessitate underperformance.

>>54533754
The failure of the first festival means everyone knows about it though. All he can do is make another one that people and "influencers" will still go to, but ironically this time. I think its smart, in a way, particularly if it is a huge failure again

i truly hate microsoft and apple.
Theres no REASON to be THIS high!

>TSLA at what point do /we/ buy back in?

>>54533750
Looks like we win again Boglechads. Hehehe stay the course.

>>54533787
You had me seriously considering MP the other day, btw. I am pretty deep in DE right now so just keeping it simple, but that was/is a breddy gud lookin' stock.

>>54533814
No, but it does generally imply lower beta. At a minimum, the hedging will produce some small performance drag during an uptrend all else equal.

>>54533637
I believe we should listen to THIS Tom Waits song today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7O5scQhbsE

>>54533750
>apple is the only reason indexfags arent getting heemed extra bad and the tech sector doesn't blow up and snap back to reality

Yep. Always said it and will always say it. Apple is the only FAGMAN that mattered matters and will matter. Facebook would be zero without iphones. Microsoft just floats on contracts and is an overrated company. Amazon is nothing without AWS and bezos was the key player. Google is not coca cola, its management is a hack compared to apple.

market is red yet semis are pumping.

>>54533405
My spouse's grandfather owns the bank holding our mortgage so no, we own our house.

AMST
IS NUMBA TWO (NON BOIL)
PEFOMA
IN SMG SHILL/MEME LIST
+9 POCENT

>>54533897
AMZN really is a shit company now.
I can't review items I purchased because I made one snarky comment about one of their videos or something.
I'm not going to pay AMZN to treat me like shit.

>>54533907
Nice larp

nvda and our favorite 3x is mooning. green by close.

>>54533412
Revelation already came to pass and you missed it by being overly literal minded.
>It's going to be very funny on /pol/ in 10 years when Americans just want to shit post and BRICS and OPEC realize they hate each other and have cross purposes.

>>54533861
>been holding pre split.

>>54533924
That's a weirdly specific larp

How can i profit off of this?

>>54533916
>prime is rarely next day anymore and the delivery window is huge and unreliable
>prime video is just a fucking mess
>paying for pdfs lmao
>amazon music when spotify has the market for podcasts and music dominated
>most of what is listed on amazon these days is just cheap chinksect instead of quality goods; you now get better deals elsewhere on electronics

>>54533412
Also
>Morality is decreasing
>Child porn has only been a crime for about 40 years.
>People no longer go to special movie theaters to masturbate together.
>Government interference in the median person's day to day life rising off all time lows
>West hasn't committed a genocide in like fifty years.
>CIA killings at an all time low

>>54533936
Firstly I would start by stop posting your faggy TikTok’s on /biz/

>>54533412
BLESSED/BASED
I suspect only after we have created our own AI god and handed power over to it, the ultimate fulfillment of the tower of Babylon. It will hold the promise of peace because of the assumption it will make the right decisions for us that we cannot make for ourselves, because it holds the sum of all human knowledge (theoretically) and computational decision making power. It will be our ultimate total ruin without Christ's intervention.

>>54533936
>>54533964
This, if you want to make money off of your faggy TikTok's you need to monetize them in another way instead of just posting them in the stock market discussion thread on /biz/. Personally I think that the government is going to ban TikTok, and that will be the pile of hay with the needle in it.

Hmm...

>>54533900
>>54533900
while Bloomberg (europe) is discussing about tech stocks (intel and others) having less sales (30-40%) and producing less chips.

>>54533596
Wouldn't sanctions hurt worse during a recession?

>>54533936
Fug xd

>>54533412
Revelation already came to pass, rapture theory is only a little more than a hundred years old, and premillenialism is a cope for egomaniacal christians who can't deny their self and insist on believing that they're special.

>>54533994
Singingmachinebros...? Is it over...?

>>54533284
>Samsung threw in the towel on all electronics
What the fuck did I miss? When was this?

>>54533999
this is certainly a tricky trade but a guaranteed one. their evaluations cant be supported by their latest earnings. All have made losses, yet, still they pump it. Mid-term puts will probably work fine.

>>54534000
Sanctions don't work anymore now that the dollar has lost it's place as the world's reserve currency. Countries are now able to use other currency reserves to participate in unsanctioned trading. If you want to blame anybody for this, just look at the prior administration. Trump left this country such a mess that we're completely powerless to stop the inevitable.

>>54534022
sales were down 96% so they cut chip production

I'm still buying almost nothing but VOO after 2 years, I'm losing hope. I'll never be rich.

>>54534010

Another day of huge dumping at the beginning only to reverse and end green, huh? Epic.

>>54533889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo7sRtKB08I

>>54534051
Should've DCA'd my FRC

>>54534038
That's horrifying

I need to make 14,500 by the end of the week

>>54534097
with how much to start

>>54534097
Are you the guy who forget to pay his taxes

>>54534101
5000
>>54534109
no

>>54534126
By SOXS EOD on CPI

>durr I’ll buy puts here because it’s a bear flag

fml

>>54534126
buy SOXL EOD on CPI as well

>>54534149
yea but the next candle after the shooting star was a bear candle.

>>54534097
>>54534126
So you need a 200% gain in 4 a/2 day’s?... Go to the casino your odds will be better

>>54533936
stupid hoe

>>54534169
What the actual fuck is this an Olmec Pepe?

>>54534169
How to profit?

>>54534180
Yeah vato

I forgot to buy food before the holidays started last week, Im quite literally starving right now. I havent eaten anything in 3 days

>>54534194
Um excuse me, the Olmec were actually black.

>>54533936
Holy shit. She is going to get cancelled so hard.

>>54533936
that's the first time I've seen a girl say that

TLT bros, I'm getting banged out pretty hard today. The deflationary depression better come soon.

>>54533936
>20 billion views because it’s a street interview on tiktok
Why aren’t all movies and tv shows just this it’s what everyone wants apparently

>>54534221
TikTok metrics are inflated higher than womens egos my man.

this morning was literally a stop hunt. i know this because i woke up late and got stopped out of almost all the plays i started on friday that now instantly reverse and are up 3-5%.

>>54534219
Shares? or calls
stay strong

trust the plan
/ZQ
/ZB

>Triple top on BOIL

Tilray stock safe haven asset

>>54534219
>deflationary depression

>>54533889
>>54533637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

>>54534243
Shares. Should I buy calls?

the market is not allowed to dump before CPI

>>54534235
every day is the same, but worse

>boomer worries

>>54534282
Shares are better gives you more time if the market or inflation stay high.

>>54534276
>Super Mariocarditis

>futures

movie time :)

>>54534307
I actually want to see this one.
Is it in any way, shape or form /biz/ related?

Thoughts on vanguard etfs? I’m especially interested in vym and voo just want something reliable to put my money into and these look good to me especially vym

>>54534325
>synopsis
it features the world's oldest business practice so yes

>>54534325
If you haven't seen Wall Street Warriors start a YT marathon of that shit.

>>54534276
Mashups are cancer.

>>54534325
watch along with me
https://myflixer.to/watch-movie/leaving-las-vegas-16472.5302858

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

My puts are making me feel the pain

>>54534350
DCA your puts

My calls are making me feel the pain

ayo is it true that 80% of the market action is just automated trading bots shifting financial instruments back and forth and that is causing additional stress and fake growth in our financial systems?

>>54534334
VOO is what you want to buy AFTER THE FOR SURE COMING MEGA CRASHARINO
NOT
HERE AT THE TOPPARINO
BUY LOW
SELL HIGH
IT'S ALMOST OVER
it's almost over
SOON/ISH

>>54533422
if you can even call that decor, its fucking disgusting.

a glorified homeless man sleeping on a futon, spiral staircase is his dumpster, eating goysnaxx and drinking tranny beer while giving out stock tips

major sell signal, may has come early

>>54534348
>ibkr has a 4% yield on uninvested cash above 10k
in this market dividends are a meme since the companies are getting share price and yield cuts

>>54534355
Already did, made it worse

the dip is over

>>54534341
>Wall Street Warriors
I've seen the first and second season back in the day.
The young negress was hot as fuck.
Of course she was portrayed to be from a BMWF interracial couple, kek.
Too bad that I was later told on here that she only was an actress off craigslist and not an actual "wallstreet warrior."
I always suspected because nobody could've been this stupid to chose working for the bucket shop FX trading company instead of the law firm specialized in bankruptcies.
Season 3 I didn't care for with the nogbros running a firm.

>>54534325
Not really, but it's fucking kino.

SI

>>54534376
Slurp more

HHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>54534380
The NYSE during the crashing was kino, even the nogs provided great peripheral contextual examples of what was happening at small firms during it, including their clients calling in all pissed. Imagine that happening in many, many other offices all across the US and throughout the world, in fact, during those times.

DOW IS IN THE GREEN
>DOW IS IN THE GREEN
DOW IS IN THE GREEN

IM SLURPING AS FAST AS I CAN CAPTAIN
I CANT SLURP ANYMORE THE PORTFOLIO CANT HANDLE

>>54534397
>>54534415
I fucking told you all that Samsung losing 96% of their profit, TMC having a losing quarter and desktop sales being down 30% was super fucking bight neon green bullish but no one listened. I want an apology

>>54534441
its bullish because they have to burn the puts from the obvious play to ensure no one makes money when they bring it down.

>>54534441
That doesn't sound bullish. Is it bullish because it's a sign that shit's fucked and therefore might be the signal for rate decreases?

>>54534441
Son, it's up by 0.1 and the NASDAQ and S&P are still gasping for breaths beneath the surface.

>>54534292
I mean we are at the lowest percent of the global currency in 40 years

>>54534372
that's why i don't buy companies that cut their dividend (rare exceptions are certain banks). i buy companies that grow their dividends even through recessions

>>54534452
True, although the jews are saying it's cause the bottom is in. Still bullish

>>54534348
my favourite maths puzzle is to work out how many decades of dividends it's going to take to break-even again on positions after they cut their dividend

>>54534468
i guess it's fine if you also can profit from covered calls

>>54534468
A lot of reits have been like this. Record FFO despite low stock price.

>>54534466
Micron, Samsung, western digital are all up close to double digits 8%~10%. TSM is healing and Nvidia went up 5% from its opening price. Semis mooning

Pleaee no more, it's over for me pelase

I guess the Nvidia 50 series cards will cost $2000 a piece, suck up 900W and require proprietary pc cases to fit their insane girth.

Like why WOULDN'T they do it at this point?
Retards will buy literally anything.
It has achieved lunatic cult status.

>>54534490
Indeed, I see that SOXL is up a little. I thought it would be somewhat mildly bullish for semis because the whole point was to counter the inventory glut, but I didn't expect it to shift so quickly.

I'm sorry mom, I wont gamble anymore but pelae let me get out breakeven today. LEMME OUT

>>54534512
Reddit told me nobody was buying 4000 series GPUs and they were all rotting on store shelves and NVDA was losing a heck ton of money

Bought my gas bags last weak at 2.02
Just sold them at 2.16
Ride the crab my friends

Whoa Nelly

natural gas rally on news coming out projecting colder weather for the period of April 17-20
however, from now until then, and then after the 20th, it is supposed to be very warm
very little catalyst to keep the rally going, unless there is SUPER hot weather projected for the summer
don't get caught up in this rally - this is a mechanical rally based upon positioning, and the first colder weather indication in a long time
but remember, it's literally only for 3-4 days April 17 to 20th
it isn't "oh we're expecting natural gas demand to surge from now on"
it's "we expect natural gas demand to increase April 17th to 20th, and then decrease after"
certainly more BOIL baggies will chase the rally today, and certainly more will get burned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN-no1Ka7yU
Lo, there do I see Moot.
Lo, there do I see OP is a faggot,
and my SOXLsisters, and my OILbrothers.
Lo, there do I see the line going up,
Back to the beginning!

Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them,
To slurp in the halls of /biz/halla!
Where we all gonna make it forever!

Should I stop selling SPY puts

>>54534532
The demand for natural gas is rising, just as supplies of natural gas are declining. This is setting up a perfect storm scenario that could lead to much much higher prices for the commodity.

>>54534532
RIP
Still buying in July

>>54534292
My favorite boomer worry is the dedollarization thing because Saudis signed a peace treaty with Saudis.

SMG SHILL/MEME 1/3

TUP bros...

>>54534560
2/3

>>54534542
Only if you don't want to get assigned.

>>54534567
silver baggies kek

>>54534570
3/3
>>54534549
>supplies of natural gas are declining
SAUCE
2 plants just came back online and are re-ramping

>>54534559
kek

>>54534568
Can't even remember the last time I used Tupperware

>>54534570
this list makes no sense. just a mish mash of ETFs, unprofitable companies, and meme stocks. do you have any idea what you're doing? a lot of these aren't even liquid enough to trade. fucking retard.

>>54534549
>just as supplies of natural gas are declining
Retard

>>54534556
Reminder that natural gas is nearly 40% of electricity production.

Electricity used for, you know, things like AC.

>>54534568
Aren't they getting heemed by some poorly priced lifetime guarantees? That'd be ironic; Tupperware heemed by something long lasting.

>>54534217
I’m Indian and my ex was white and liberal as fuck and after a few months of dating she told me that black guys scare the fuck out of her, obviously in confidence and she felt guilty. I mean you can’t really blame them lol, every woman pretends to not be aware of the never relax around meme, but it’s instinctual. Every woman of every ethnicity on this planet is aware that black men act like aggressive gorillas you can’t make eye contact with. Oh actually I’m recalling the whole conversation now. My ex said that black guys have horrible personalities too (aren’t smart and can’t talk about much).

I know for a fact she wouldn’t have told me this if I wasn’t some brown memelord who presents as liberal

>>54534601
>do you have any idea what you're doing?
Do (You) have any idea what you're doing?
The answer is, no you do not.
Allow me to inform (You).
(You) are looking at a watchlist specifically comprised of stocks/ETFs that have been shilled/memed here in smg.
NOTHING MORE
NOTHING LESS

>>54534573
I sell SPY put spreads so assignment is never a worry, I have capped risk. The issue is I don’t want to get heemed by VIX suddenly going to 28 by the end of April and my puts gain a ton of value quickly

>>54534605
There is something hilarious about the shale revolution being the biggest reason for reduced emissions.

Remember when green fags tried to convince us fracking was causing earthquakes and people's drinking water to light on fire?

Kek. Why are Americans so lazy?

>>54534618
I'll take shit that never happened for $400 Alex.

>>54534633
Americans work more efficiently

> slurp

Bobros... when can we get a proper red day?

>>54534633
Thats because the "americans" we use for hard labor are mostly hispanics especially in arizona. Look at the absolute state of latin america and spain to understand how bad their work ethic is

>>54534633
>Phoenix
Why you stereotyping Latinx people, homes?

Burgers again pumping EU "afterhours". You simply can't stop with this habit.

>>54534601
>retard
oh, and, nigger.

>>54534441
At this moment with this very post I have been hit with the akening realization that we are living in Weimar Republic. It was all memes up until this moment but its real. It's really happening before our eyes.

>>54534641
Hi there le heckin attention whore tripfag guy!

>>54534648
Well at least INTC is eating shit.

WHO IS BUYING... WHO?>!?!

>>54534633
>You have to slave away your life as ants

Whoa Hi folx, my name is Vicky(She/Her). I heard that y'all talk about one of my favorite stock, SOXL!!! I current think we are in a bull market for semis and want to know what DD(due dilligence) y'all have been doing. THANKS YOU!! XOXOXO

Goddammit I should have slurped SOUN

>>54534631
So does fracking not actually impact drinking water and seismology ?

>>54534667
No, the QE era was Weimar. We are in the debt overhang/default end stage of Weimar.

>>54534556
>Summer will be hot
Wow such amazing forecasting and insight. This is why they say "Buy in May and go away." because the Summer is pure FUD and weather speculation.

>>54534217
Went to college with a racist girl. Found out she's married with kids now.
>>54534556
Based. I'm trying to organize a weekend getaway with the boys this summer. I was going to shoot for June but at these temperatures I could do it in May and save boatloads of cash. Who knew that climate change could be so remunerative?
>>54534676
Every movement has a counterboing. Trend continues over time regardless. I continue to hold my cash and my $JEPI. Rely on the long, slow downward crab.

>>54534701
Well someone's gotta come out on top

>>54534633
It's their fault for building it in Phoenix. The entire American southwest is a dysgenic hellscape unless you like stupid, slutty, trashy, thicc latinas.

If they built it in Ohio or Indiana where the majority of the majority of the construction workforce is mostly white, multigenerational contracting companies, they wouldn't have this problem.

>>54534674
I wouldn't call still being about $7 over the price when people started talking about needing to buy in, "eating shit", but definitely a little pullback occurring.

>>54534556
California has one of the largest snowpacks on the planet right now, if it gets very hot this summer, the entire Central Valley could be flooded. And of course the Central Valley in california is where 10% of all of America’s food comes from, and for some crops the vast majority. It’s fucking over. Tomato prices through the roof

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>>54534217
racist/nationalist women are sometimes strangely attractive. i never expect it, and i never expect to get turned on by it.

>>54534732
>Bitch about lolnowater for years
>Finally get water
>Ruins food for everyone
Fuck, I hate California so much it's unreal.

heh, its just that easy

>>54534633
Chinks are always complaining about American blue collar. Its part of their image. Might not matter much now things are changing

>>54534726
Yeah and it's down $14 from a year ago. The point is it's less retarded than NVDA.

>>54534633
damn, americans are THIS based??

>>54534742
I was being sarcastic, learn how floodplains work. The reason california provides food for so many people across the country and world (for some crops) is because the Central Valley is flooded from that giant snowpack melt.

>>54534750
Thats a fucking wagyu steak dinner for 1 right there

>>54534742
Boomers have seen it happen so many times
>"ahhhh we got an ice age! The world will be flooded! Stop building dams you're killing the fish and we'll never have droughts again!"
>ice age becomes global warming
>"ahhhh we're screwed but still not going to build dams!"
>global warming becomes climate change
>"ahhhh everytime weather gets bad i can blame my totally not cult psuedo religion!"

Its like back in the 90s when they said paper bags were bad for the environment cause you're cutting down trees so everyone moved to plastic bags

>>54534753
I thought we already knew that due to the simple fact that NVDA is entirely dependent on unstable chinks for fabs.

>>54534774
Think of all the tendies

>>54534659
DAX up forever

>>54534767
You fags still need to start building damns and reservoirs to get through dry spells. We know you can fucking afford it

>>54534767
I wasn't being serious, californoid.

>>54534804
They can't afford it, they spent all the surplus money on slavery reparations.

>>54534779
>paper bags
I still have some, you could carry a few bowling balls in those, even if they got a little bit wet.

>>54534784
I see it less as a stock or company per se and more as an indicator of excess retail money.

Btw TLRY and META are probably shortable here.

>>54534804
California had them but tore down a bunch to save some inch-long fishes lol. Look up the delta smelt.

>>54534804
I think they built some mega reservoir. The big X factor is that it’s just ridiculously profitable for these guys to take advantage of californias unique climate(s) and massive snowpack so they’ll keep diverting water for Big Ag. There are literally hundreds of square miles of fields in california that are totally inaccessible and cut off aggressively by private security because some old tomato farming aristocrats own the place

Not sure if this is the right thread, but I plan on maxing my 401k contributions up to the max match my company makes. Should I opt for a Roth 401k? My though process is that taxes most likely will not be lower by the time I'm old enough to retire, so I might as well pay them now.

>>54534855
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>>54534833
Definitely agree with that aspect, speculative retail has shit pumped into the death zone (Mike Wilson analogy to mountain climbing in low oxygen environments).

Please tell me we're going to 407, I made a horrible mistake

>>54534833
It wasn’t to save the smelts alone, the smelts were used as an indicator for broad estuary stability. The water was in a salinity crisis , among other things

>>54534864
yes, after CPI

>>54534845
The world is better off if California spends all its water growing alfalfa for Saudis than allocating a drop for the trash humans living there.

>>54534567
(((hmmm)))

>>54534850
The future US may tax you quite a bit more.

>>54533924
>Small regional banks do not exist
>Small regional banks are not owned by self-dealing medium rank business owners
>Said business owners would never abuse the fact that they own a bank to give unjustifiably good mortgage deals to their nine grandchildren.

>Guess x stocks is going to close at +5%, not going to buy it haha, too risky
>x stock closes at +5% and there was virtually no risk
I do this almost every single fucking day. Two months ago I doubled my portfolio in two weeks because I had the balls to invest. Now for some reason I don't even dare to touch anything related to money, whether it's shorting or longing.
What the fuck is wrong with me fags?

>>54534872
My tax dollars literally pay for your narcan, flyover. I don’t understand why you poorfags get so uppity. You’re biting the hand that literally feeds you. Can imagine the GDP per capital of my suburb is 10x of yours.

>>54534799

eeeeeeeeeh, top signal?

>>54534618
No my Wife sort of said the same thing. Not fear but annoyance and unpleasant nature of living around them. The tide is turning I just wish I knew how to short negros.

>>54534032
And yet the dollar has gained value against the rouble and yuan in the last 14 months.