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>disagree with/insult anyone on /biz/
>"Oh yeah lol? Bro I make 300k a year working from home about 3 hours per week. I got in early. No, way earlier than that. I'm 25 years old, married to a 13 year old virgin, and I have 5 kids. I live in rural Idaho and I'm 100% off the grid. I grow my own electricity and use it for mining. I'm also going to inherit 3 houses and 8.4 mil. That being said, I plan to leave the country in the next 3 months.

>> No.54884478

>>54884449
All that, but unironically

>> No.54884486

Half of white /biz/ lives in Sandpoint.

>> No.54884513

99% of biz are south american/asian porch monkeys

>> No.54884546
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>>54884449
Don't forget that I'm 6'4, I can bench 400 pounds, I have 7% body fat and I have a 9x6.5 inch penis.

>> No.54884565

>>54884449
dont forget
>low 7 figs, bought shib in jan 2021
or
>tradie chad (?) here, just be a tradie bro instead of doing CS, i love doing backbreaking labour for 70 hours a week and plateau my salary at 100k
or
>SEETHE I BOUGHT LINK AT 0.65 PAY UP... WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEPE DID A 20000000x?

>> No.54884598

>>54884449
I for one like the super rich that unfortunately are not able to buy a house/get laid because the end is coming or something and you should kill yourself, they really are something else

>> No.54884629

Same thing with any board.
We're all 11/10 rich tall big dick extremely successful blue eyed white aryans with 12/10 aryan but thicc young virgin wives and we all just happen to also solve captchas and post pictures of cartoon frogs all day anonymous on a kissless virgin imageboard.

>> No.54884676

>>54884629
umm... chuddy? this is an ethiopian card shuffling forum.

>> No.54884681

>>54884565
>SEETHE I BOUGHT LINK AT 0.65 PAY UP... WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEPE DID A 20000000x?
I literally bought link at 22c the day it got listed on Binance while waiting with bizbros counting down the minutes like it was new years eve.
Can't comment on all the rest my bizchads achieved.

>> No.54884751

>>54884449
It's actually really gay how much LARPing goes on here. You get LARPers pretending they're successful to put others down, you get /r/antiwork complaining that they have to work for a living, and you get the libertarians/communists who call you a bootlicker/jew if you use reason against their polemics.