/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54910581
Apply for unemployment
Take stock of your assets and liabilities
Figure out how long you can go without a job
Start looking for a new job

>uncle was laid off
Is it the period of layoffs?

>>54910581
Time to go to Vegas with some FUNemployment!

>>54910628
It's been that period for months. I got laid off in August.

>>54910628
I got laid off in January and the severance was only for a month. Still haven't landed anything.
Bros...the situation looks pretty rough rn....
>t. digital marketer

>>54910616
>Apply for unemployment
Will do
>Take stock of your assets and liabilities
Only liabilities are me being a rentcuck, and bills
>Figure out how long you can go without a job
~18 months in the worst case scenario
>Start looking for a new job
I will in 2 weeks or so. I'm gonna focus on learning new skills in the meantime to help my career shift down the line

I think I'm in a pretty good spot all things considered, yeah?

>>54910659
you could also suck cock in the meantime to generate additional income

>>54910636
I could go to Vegas but I would only have 2000 bucks to gamble with so I don't think it's worth it..

>>54910581
enjoy the free gibs

>>54910581
laid off = need bucks
get them, meanwhile arrange other arrangements

>>54910581
is dem kittos umkay?

>>54910720
>>54910735
Wtf I thought unemployment was a death sentence

>>54910796
how brainwashed are you
you live is socialism, get as much as possible stupid goy

>>54910616
you are a fucking faggot man. look at this reply and eat a shotgun. you will always be a poor poor poor fucking fat faggot

>>54910581
put your life's savings into wojaks

fuck it just yolo your life

>>54911065
Based

>>54910581
You and the 4 other guys have gay orgies and post on onlyfans

>>54910581
Retard, get another job and start investing in cryptos with real life utilities like RIDE and HERO

>>54910956
lmao this man is tearing at the seams with rage. lol - keep going dude, I feel ya.

>>54910956
y so mad 1pbtid?

>>54910658
digital marketing is a such a meme career unless you own your own agency. No offense anon, but every street shitting pajeet is flooding the digital marketing scene with cheap labor and the barrier to entry isn't very high. Marketing departments are also the first to get laid off when shit goes south - but you probably already knew this.

>>54911535
yep...
Originally CS who couldn't hack at being an actual programmer, somehow stumbled into marketing and almost 5 years later and still here.

Wish I could do something else. Dream job ironically enough is to be a hipster barista but that won't pay the bills so here I am....

Either flip burgers or flip nfts. Rebase is all you need for the latter. McDonalds is automating people of your ilk nowadays so you better hurry up.

>>54911792
lets suppose i got one of this nfts, where do i flip em?

Dyor on dropshipping and you bet your fucking ass you will make tiktoks to sell your garbo to children.

>>54911792
Erm... Based?

>>54911792
>McDonalds is automating people
Now I fear for my job

>>54910616
imagine the sex wrestling

>>54911568
Start your own agency, anon. Build a nice website and start marketing your skills to businesses. I'm sure you've gained valuable skills over the last 5 years. You don't even need that many clients to earn a nice salary.

>>54910616
she can compress my chest any day of the week if you know what I mean, fellas

>>54910616
I want her to push on my chest for 30 minutes likely breaking multiple ribs in an attempt to keep my shriveled blackened heart from giving out entirely before the ambulance arrives

>>54912039
that's the plan down the road. There's still a lot I don't know and in this current economy its a hard sale convincing small business to join up with me when they could hire on fiver.

Realistically my expenses are super low so something like 15-20k a year means I can be comfy year round.

>had a rough sales pitch for a few prospective clients post getting fired
>all bailed because it was higher than fiverr despite me being stateside,knowing the work, etc
>commiserating with a wedding officiant of all people
>"ya gotta build a network, anon, word of mouth and all that"
>mfw autistic neurotic

>>54910616
need that source....

>>54912109
>when they could hire on fiver.
Fiver fucking sucks and all they'll get are shitty pajeet services. I was doing affiliate marketing for a niche product years ago and tried to use fiver for product review articles and I had to spend so much time editing them because some faggot fucking pajeet would write it in sloppy english. Every single seller I went to was a pajeet. Honestly, India just needs to be nuked.

Don't let the bastards get you down. Take a day or two to relax/grieve/come to terms with it, then get your resume in order and start sending it out.

>>54910616
..are there downsides to unemployment? Do they ding you later on your taxes or something once youre off it?

>>54910581

Enjoy your paid vacation on EI before getting another job. Also, anonymously report all safety violations your workplace had to the government to help your fellow wagies and give management a final fuck off.

>>54910581
Fuck each other. Fuck a chicken for all I care.