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Hey guys let's all think spy drills to 415,. Thanks guys

retail stores massive dip today. Anyone slurping?

I would prefer not to have a short crab

Telephone call for you, anon. Do you know someone named Margin? He said it was urgent.

Can't believe Powell called Bernanke an incompetent kike right to his face. I thought it was supposed to be an amicable discussion!

YOU PUSH IT

Everyone plz cheat spy 415 out loud

Threadly reminder that baggot owes me $10k

Home...
Home is where I want to be
I feel numb
Home with a weak heart
Guess I must be having fun

>>55024088
Chant

>>55023974
So that pulls all the "money on the sidelines" waiting for another correction?

>>55024088
>>55024099
They call that double dubbers kek

>>55024090
This girl you posted looks like she enjoys getting wedgies from /smg/ users

yawn...we all know SPY is going to 500 this year, why fight it? Seriously answer me this

>imagine not buying SPY below 420

After this week you will never get another chance. 20 P/E is an absolute steal.

Everyone knows republicans will cave and the government will spend, the FED will print and SPY will be over 500 by this time next year.

>>55024107
>They
?

>>55024120
Well can we just have it 415 today then it can pump I think it's good dealchabt spy 415 with me guy

Threadly reminder that ted kaczynski was right about liberals. Liberals are mad at the machine and lash out violently like children but their anger is misguided and controlled by the machine itself. To be a liberal is to inherently be a massive faggot retard conformist. Even "rebels" are conformists in 2023.

Long TSN and don't eat the bugs.

>>55024120
No, we crab between 400 and 450 until the Q3/Q4 recession crash.

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>55024120
>Perma bull continues to try to fight the fed

Rate hikes continue until it breaks. Don't get stuck holding the bag

>>55024115
She doesn't, now give me $20k

>>55024142
SPY is going straight to 666 in traditional chad fad fashion
on June 12th, that is when the SPY turns to SPLOOJ (red energy drink edition, not to be confused with purple drank)

>>55024181
So what you're saying is...long CELH?

Can you guys make spy dip a bit. I want to sell my pit

>SPY -0.15%
it's over.

>>55024081
Kek helicopter Ben btfo

All I'm asking is 415 cmon
>>55024207
LOL right just sell it haha just sell it sell sell mode haha u know u wanna sell

Everyone seems to assume that NVDA will survive the AI arms race despite it being a million trillion dollar industry...

>>55024107

>>55024167
Rate hikes are bullish. It means a guarantee of more bailouts and government backed takeovers of the goyim banks by the chosen banks. The more stuff breaks the more they will subsequently print to give to themselves more money to buy up more of the things.

The day the market panics is the day before they ram through a “””debt ceiling””” deal to raise it, immediately spend trillions upon trillions more and stocks will absolutely scream higher. Like gap up open 5% higher than go straight up 2%+ per day for a week straight.

Better buy SPY under 420 while you can cause you have mere hours left until the last print below 420 in all of human history.

>>55024081
Jpow was a bitch (again) during this talk reading some pre written laywer talk.
glad there was Bernchad otherwise we would've seen another fake and gay 2% rally

>>55024081
I would more surprised when Jerome pretended to excuse himself to use the restroom and snuck behind big Ben, took off his yarmulke, and replaced it by setting his nutsack on Ben's head.

>>55024247
boo hoo my frens at school were barefoot b/c their shit parents got fired

Okay VIX chads let me get this straight. I'm looking at the 24 VIX puts expiring in Sep 2023. The price of the put is $345 out the door. If at September expiration if VIX is at 20 I receive $400 back right? So I make $55 which is 16% in 4 months for my trouble. Obviously the VIX will expire under 20 so this is basically free money. My math is correct even if my VIX price in September is speculative right? That is, assuming I buy the put with a $24 strike price and VIX does expire at 20 I make $100 a point right?

>>55024265
Classic alpha move

You guys see this new tik tok trend? its called the walking into random homes

>>55024247
I kinda noticed quickly this wasn't his usual interest rate decision type q&a but rather some stupid pre-scripted conference. He probably didn't even cause any of the market action today but rather he served as a smokescreen for the Barry Dillers of the world to rearrange their holdings

>https://youtu.be/43jEzaogiy8

Do you think maybe they will actually go through with the default and fuck everything up on purpose to kickstart CBDCs? If the US dollar gets heemed by BRICS, then US citizens are pretty screwed and will have no other choice kek.

>>55024279
How do we profit off it?

>>55024278
very alpha

>>55024275
>16% in 4 months
Yuck no thanks, too much risk to lose it all in that time

>>55024289
No, because that is completely retarded. Banks own the Fed and a CBDC puts them out of business for zero gain.

>>55024275
math is correct minus fees. can't you model this yourself?

SPY will never EVER go under 420 again

just think about that for a moment, this is it - today is the LAST day. Your missing out. Everyone is getting rich except you, Why?

>>55024289
Go away boomer

>>55024299
long random length lumber, some little niglet is going to get shot and they'll burn down the cities again

>>55024310
Thanks
>can't you model this yourself?
I'm using Webull and their modeling sucks so I barely ever use it meaning in between the times I forget how to work the software. Think or Swim it ain't

>>55024246
Post your nose. I'm not buying until 390. Sorry jew you need to find your exit liquidity from someone else

>Muh pivot
>muh soft landing
Lol. Lmao even.

>>55024289
>Will Congress not be allwoed to spend more
Kek

>>55024339
Just do a 200bps hike rate and get it over with already. This slow bleed is getting retarded now.

>>55024326
>building material stocks I have are doing oddly well last few months

hmm I guess someone is frontrunning...

Any chance amd retakes 107 by the end of the day? Asking for a friend.

>>55024368
All things are possible through the will of God.

>>55024289
>brics
look at this dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y1e_ASbSIE

>>55024365
what's something we could front run, then get the zoomers on tiktok to make us rich?

>>55024326
This is the Jewish plan to escape the commercial real estate market
>start a trend where niggers walk into random white people's homes
>eventually one of them get shot
>hol up, you be tellin me that we proud black folks can walk into honkies homes? That's raciss, remember slavery?!?
>mass riots happen
>commercial real estate burned to the ground.
>jews get massive insurance payouts
>never have to address the WFH problem
It's almost too perfect

so...recession cancelled?

IM TOO SCARED RTO CHECK MY OORTFOLIO WHAT IS GOING ON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>55024407
buddy, most stocks and indexes are up 30-100% in the last 7 months, you tell me LMAO

>>55024379
Opening shorts on a fast food restaurant and using the fr fr heads to bait some easily triggered restaurant staff to be extremely rude and throw hands at them. Gotta do it all once. Maybe organize a mass meme tik tokking in some flyover city and send them all into run down wendys or some other slop maker shop. Then have some other fr fr's in background filming going "no cap this customer service bad fr not coming back no cap this is sussin not bussin".

So did yall buy at the top? Ready for crabbing down? Nobody wins in the end.

>>55024407
we get as many retards hooked as possible before we close lower on exactly $418.42 max pain

>>55024443
I bought SOXS yesterday.

Buying GME puts. Earnings will miss rumors of acquisition of a heavily indebted company

>>55024407
let you know in july

>>55024407
Until the next election is over yes

Today feels like a near-term bobo trap to me. We just had a breakout and one red day, on a friday even, and bears are already celebrating? Total Bobo Death next week.

>>55024434
Wendy's is the least slop place that actually serves real meat.. of course you would want to target them..

>>55024434
I don't know any broccoli heads though. I could seriously see some kids pulling it off, combine it with a tranny influencer endorsement and it could literally send them to bankruptcy. so which one we killing? Wendy's?

I bought back into Oil for $2 cheaper than I sold earlier today

>>55024507
Yes, yes they are. AI will just bring in more competition and designing chips is easier than ever thanks to RISCV (which Nvidia uses for their AI chips lmao)

>>55024549
Most of my staff are zoomers, they are very nice but some of the dumbest, most gullible creatures to ever exist. They will fall for anything

>>55024537
you better buy more

I really want to own TSLA but I need to grab cheapsies, I know if I buy here it's gonna be at 140 in a few months.

>>55024562
It's not a unique phenomenon reserved to boomers. Most people are fucking retards. Jews call them cattle. Christians call them sheep. It's always been this way technology just makes it easier and faster to control the narrative/zeitgeist

>>55024434
zoomies can't fight

>>55024588
Zoomers*

>>55024434
are you having a stroke? what is this word salad?

>>55024549
Starbucks would be a nice target. But you gotta up the game. We need a fat really ugly manly man looking tranny. Gotta find a small group of them and have them go into starbucks and insult women baristas like have them call them inferior women and stuff, really make the toasty roastie clientele feel uncomfortable. And just keep going into every starbucks. Make it real awful to the point that it makes trannies want to mimic it like its some feelgood thing. Once we get to the point that roasties black bf's try to pick fights with trannies in starbucks we will have won.

intel 40 year 6% bond, thoughts?

>>55024174
What??? Why should he give you 20k on the account of having a wrong opinion about some random anime girl???

>>55024553
GMI

>>55024606
>>55024626
Just zoomer amerilard education

>>55024626
no, starbuck's customers are already the most woke mother fuckers on the planet. we're bankrupting wendy's. they already openly do all the shit for fags and climate activists and it doesn't hurt them one bit because they're selling a cup of fucking coffee for $12

>>55024631
whats ur time scale?

>>55024639
He's been making threats to my wife's pantsu for a long time now. It's time to pay restitution.

>>55024661
I just think it's a good rate for the amount of risk. Realistically they can't hike rates more right?

>>55024695
He just said he was hiking more not less than an hour ago

I'll post it again anon, you bought at the re-test of the previous high right? Don't be a baggot

>>55024703
J didn't announce any hikes

Just had some Wendys, lads.

Don't worry. Lagarde (a known dove) will speak an hour before close. We're gonna get power hour.

>>55024688
They're not threats, they are objective statements and observations of reality

>>55024727
She's so fuckin creepy.

>Republicans walk out of debt ceiling talks, say White House isn’t being ‘reasonable’
>It is unclear if the negotiations will resume this weekend.
lol, lmao. tick tock mumus..

>>55024732
How's this for an "observation of reality"?

>>55024746
OH MAN THAT HIT FROM THE TOP ROPE WAS BRUTAL

>>55024723
>Android phone

>>55024746
>lol, lmao. tick tock mumus..
he doesn't look at history.

>>55024716
move your stop up anon

>>55024759
>Being a brandfag
Sorry you got the ick lmao.

>>55024719
you clearly weren't listening

Producers prices are coming up, their business models will be tested. many will go bankrupt. We don't care, we will raise rates.

How many times does J nigger gotta say supply shock for you to realize what he's going to do?

How is the housing market in the US? Here in Denmark it's pretty much completely frozen. No new listings, hardly any sales.

>>55024553
one again my Oil timing is blessed today

>>55024471
You should probably sell if you are green, crabbing is not good for bull or bear leveraged assets.

>>55024771
Im sorry you're poor

>>55024783
When the morons in washington finally agree on terms to raise the debt ceiling this market is going to explode higher. You realize that right?

>>55024759
real gangsters use picrel

>US defaults
>we giga dump and them giga pump in a matter of weeks
Can't wait

>>55024809
We wont be crabbing for long.

>>55024811
I have multiple times the money the Treasury has, but I don't care what electronics people consooom.

>>55024783
I'm willing to bet they cut rates by September.
Who else is with me on this one?

>>55024796
prices are falling slightly, interest rates on loans are much higher, and sales are stalling when seasonally adjusted. If you don't adjust for the uptick in sales every summer then sales were up slightly in the most recent report. This is something real estate bulls will seize onto pretending that they aren't in trouble but they are wrong, shit's going down

>>55024761
this debt ceiling is a lose-lose for mumus.
you either have a technical default it will be another 2011 style -30% or they raise the debt ceiling and market sells off anyway because Yellen needs to refill her checking account (TGA) and side-effect is that liquidity gets drained out of the market. buy the rumor sell the news. media is prepping mumus already to get hooked on any possible """relief rally"""

>>55024796
Its a weird bag. but the longer they try to keep the boomers booming the worse itll be

>>55024819
I had an N 770 back in the day. Shit was pretty dope. I used to write Python scripts on it

>>55024822
But your shares will be worthless by then. Don't try and time it. Just warning you of the risks.

>>55024834
fuck off we're full

>>55024830
You seem to ignore the fact that the SM doesn't care about bad news. I'm actually a bobo wearing a mumu suit but you can't ignore what's happening here. Until the AI thing is over this bubble won't pop.

We're just selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price anon.

>>55024818
so the prices are going to inflate.
when JPow needs multiples to drop?
The higher it goes the more puts I get to buy

>>55024727
>implying anything she says matters

t.EU

>>55024835
It was a glimpse into a future that never came because Microsoft destroyed it. The closest thing now is the PinePhone but it's nowhere near as polished and usable as the N900 was. That was peak pocket computing.

>>55024834
Wow, its almost like making policy that people like makes people want to live there, and making policies that people hate make people move away.
Now if only the people who move learned this lesson.

third test.

>>55024746
>McCarthy wants to spend less and work requirements for gibs
>Dems refuse to budge
I thought these fags were moderates? They did this in the 90s, why can't they do it now?
Inb4 b& because of the retarded janny

>>55024841
check the charts. we had our blow-off top yesterday with the exhaustion candle.
no juice left for some massive out of nowhere pump. it was a typical +20% bear market rally.

>>55024796
>No new listings, hardly any sales.
That's basically the situation across the globe right now. No one wants to take a loss. No one wants to give up their ZIRP mortgages.
Land/property taxes in most areas are too low to force the issue, and zoning restrictions prevent new inventory.

>>55024874
Higher highs and higher lows. No reason to suggest this is the end. yet.

>>55024864
So that guarantees a new bottom is in. R-Right?

>>55024864
third hold.

>>55024872
If that is why the Dems are holding the debt ceiling hostage, then the republicans genuinely need to let us default and I hope they do.

>>55024759
It's an OS not a phone your retarded itoddler. It's always an absolute brainlet take with you lot.

So comfy bro. Why didn't you anons tell me about treasury bills a long time ago? Literally free money while I sit back and watch everybody else get rekt. It's like winning twice

>>55024929
>I hope they default
When was the last time this occurred anon? I'll wait.

>>55024952
Well it's about to happen in 2 more weeks.

>>55024952
>The Nixon shock was a series of economic measures undertaken by United States President Richard Nixon in 1971, in response to increasing inflation, the most significant of which were wage and price freezes, surcharges on imports, and the unilateral cancellation of the direct international convertibility of the United States dollar to gold.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixon_shock

>>55024890
I just need to check the weekly timeframe, completely overbought, momentum (RSI) rolling over with negative divergence combined with massive concentration in just a few names on the index
what can go wrong

>>55024968

>>55024976
Nixon resigned after he got caught doing shit that wasn't nearly as bad as what quid pro quo Joe aka. The Big Guy has been doing for years.

>>55024820
US doesn't default we fake pump and giga dump

For that matter:
Has anybody a webpage/link to where I can see how many treasuries are sold each week?

Like the page of the FED with the assets (graph or table).

I'm EU,so I don't know where to search, thanks.

>>55024855
I considering buying some Nokia stonks the other day… they’re trading for pennies, but it’s a massive bet on 6G, and I can’t even use up the 4g/5g capacity, so I’m having a hard time not thinking they’re over serving… N700-N900 true believers please weigh in!!

>>55024830
Yeah, same thought. This is why I'm asking for a timeline on treasury buying, as to see what is going on right now vs a few weeks ago

>>55024996
Agreed. He was a man with at least a shred of honor. Haven't seen that since.

>>55024968

HEIL

>>55024719
>>55024783
>>55024818
>>55024842
>>55024842
>>55024826
Niggers do you not understand inflation's rate of change is slowing, and actually MoM Core rates have not changed in the last 5 releases. We might be stuck at 0.4%-0.5% MoM, which is 5.5% a year on core sticky. There is a higher chance inflation accelerates again with a pause. The fed is about to have inflation get out of hand and FFR up to 10% which will destroy the ponzi scheme.

Either its a recession and unemployment shoots up soon or shit will hit the fan.

>>55024862
It has nothing to do with that. 150k is the starting net positive tax bracket. Noone can afford high density niggardry

just got the word from my dying portfolio
it'll be power hour

How much dry powder are you'll niggers sitting on in case of a downturn?

>>55024979
>Check the weekly timeframe
Daily - RSI still on the higher end of the range, MACD crossover swapped from red to printing green impressions, TTM Squeeze fired a breakout. Weekly - RSI Curling up, MACD swapped from weakening bullish momentum to solidifying higher buying pressure. I'm struggling to find this bearish sentiment? We're going to 429 SPY btw. Both charts showing higher highs and lower lows.

>>55025035
Not. Enough. :(

>>55025035
I don't leave cash sitting around. If it tumbles I flip short just as I flipped long when it became apparent the s&p had a strong chance to break out to the upside.

>>55025035
Too much. I feel like a retard for missing the last 6 weeks.

>>55025035
I have CDs of varying lengths that I hope will mature with the recovery so I’m able to constantly buy on strength

>>55025035
'bout 200k waiting on a real dip here. Can't wait to quintuple it

>>55024746
And white house was saying how well it was going right at market open.

>>55024311
So if thats true show us your port anon. I need to see a line thats only gone up since Jan 2022 in your account

Kek i better not see soxl leaps there that are down 99%

>>55025025
look if we made the wealthy people pay their fair share we could subsidize the millionaires with money from the billionaires and trillionaires.

>>55024357
This. Especially with how the market just keeps pumping. I wouldnt he surprised if a lot of those companies offload the cost on consumers while slowly inching the price higher knowing full well that the majority well get into debt for McDonalds burger and Apple ear pods.

>>55025078
Free lunch is possible ludwig straubb says.

ZIM earnings Monday morning, you filthy goyim.

>>55025008
https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance

>>55025047
>If it tumbles I flip short just as I flipped long when it became apparent the s&p had a strong chance to break out to the upside.
I'm not sure I understand. Does this mean you swing trade based on predicted market direction? Or you sell options when it goes up and down? Or you use your stocks as collateral for leveraged shorts?

>>55025041
>>55025048
You guys should talk.

Surprised Zoom is still alive when everyone and their mom uses Microsoft Teams now

Power hour confirmed

>>55025102
idk I got some crazy margin requirements for anon.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/UrEUzKTt7j0

>>55024279
Just waiting for some dumbass to get rightfull shot and the unfortunate homeowner being tossed in prison.

Puts on KFC, Popeyes, watermelon futures?

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BCChXL0Lbl0

>>55025107
I feel the same way about how people think of Discord as a future disruptor/hot IPO when Slack exists.

>>55025112
I want a 10% finders fee for bringing you together

>Ryanair earnings monday BMO
I'm thinking about getting some, but today's drop in airlines stocks kinda makes me wanna forget about it.

>>55024929
its even worse than that. the dems want to give the illegals free checks, and don't want to cut a single penny of spending. at the rate we're going raising the debt limit 1.5 trillion like mccarthy is offering it will last maybe 18 months.

>>55025039
check stochastic rsi, the normal is moving too slow

>>55025078
Hey you're a richfag now baggot, you should be handing out turkeys to niggers on the street.

>>55025102
>Does this mean you swing trade based on predicted market direction? Or you sell options when it goes up and down? Or you use your stocks as collateral for leveraged shorts?
Yes, yes, no I don't do that last one.

>>55025147
i'd rathe get the niggers off the streets and back into the prisons where they belong

>>55024929
My guess is the compromise is a "promise" to spend less and the work requirements are put in

>>55025177
WE ARE BEYOND THE FREE LUNCH REGION

>>55025164

Fuck this. What do I park my money in before quitting to start my weekend?

>>55025164
Incredibly antisemitic

>>55025192
BABA or DDOG

>>55025208
I'm gonna need to see your past 3 months of portfolio performance before believing the shilling of a Chink fly-by-night like BABA.

Thank you anons for
>steering me from drinking two days ago
>convincing me gold is gonna be seasonally weak and to take profit on gold miners I held

/smg/ is unironically based.

Uhh bros, I don't feel so good...

>>55025256
That reminds me, I need to get around to reading Confessions of an Economic Hitman. Clearly Xi's already beaten me to it.

>>55025098
thanks

>>55025256
Based economic loan sharks.

kek baggies

kek bobies

they refuse to let TSLA hit 180

>>55025256
>don't pay
>have nukes
what would Xi do?

>>55025256
>Ooops sorry China the American people are calling in that debt we sold you
>Heh sorry but they are serious you can pay it back right?

>>55025256
>envision the aroma

>>55025256
Ah yes. I am sure they're good for it.

>>55025270
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU REDUCE MY PORTFOLIO BY 0.20% I AM ONLY UP 500% THIS YEAR NOW!!!!!!! CURSE YOU BOBINO!!!!!!!!!! A THOUSAND CURSES!!!

>>55025285
MUMU! You do not come to /smg/ and talk to a man like BOBO Greene like that!

>CBOE CEO goes on BBG and says lots of bullish options money flow for big tech this year

So what is it anons, is the market generall bullish or bearish. People keep saying everyone is bearish, and P/C has consistently been over 1. So why did this man go on BBG to tell everyone options are bullish?

>>55025256

Imagine not shorting the VIX ponzi. What an obvious play so I'm sure everybody reading this made it. Right?

Reminder that if you hold an options contract overnight you are in the minority of all traders.

>>55025326
If options goomblers are skewed towards puts, those who write those options don't want them ITM.

Quick reminder to also load up on NVDA before their earnings as well.

>>55025330
>$17
i'd lock that in before it disappears

>>55025330
until volmageddon rips off your face

>>55025339
No I think I'll hold until I at least double my money

>>55025128
>Ryanair placed a huge order for 150 new 737 MAX-10 planes from Boeing. These planes, expected to be delivered between 2027 and 2033, will reportedly replace the aging 737 jets in the airline’s fleet.
>On a separate note, 16 million passengers were ferried on RYAAY flights in April. This compared favorably with the March figure of 12.6 million and the year-ago number of 14.2 million. Owing to the upbeat traffic, load factor was as high as 94% in April compared with 91% a year ago.

apology for poor english

wen were you when US donal die?

i was at home buying NKLA when fred ring
"dollar is die"
"no"

and you?

>>55025297
Tf is Ximmy gonna do?

>>55025346
Won't happen while VIX is above 10 at the lowest and it'll be a while before we see that again. When it does get that low though I'd just start making long plays

>>55025363
>On February 5, 2018 the Cboe Volatility Index (VIX) increased from an opening value of 18.44 to 37.32 at close, after about a year of low stock market price volatility.[1] The stock market, along with price indexes tied to its performance, rallied strongly throughout January 2018 after having mostly risen for the previous few years. Market volatility as measured by the VIX had been mostly subdued. But in early February, market sentiment turned negative and the stock market sold off substantially on February 2, a Friday.[2] On Monday, the stock market continued its plunge and the VIX began to rise, more than doubling from open to close.

just what were they hiding anyway?... what did they mean by this?

So now that there wont be a recession or a default
What's the next fud?

>>55024443
I have 500 TQQQ around $20, but I sold 4 calls and bought 3 puts, so I think the bullrun is back on just to fuck me

>1. EARLY MOC IMBALANCE 755 MLN SELL-SIDE.

>>55025336
I don't mind sticking out apart of from the crowd. My calls are always long expiration

>>55025369
Yeah but just prior to that it had been regularly making lows in the 9's. And people were completely oblivious to the risk long term holding a -1x short with XIV. Shorting VIX with that much leverage in a vehicle that daily rebalances in a mechanistic way open to exploitation by sophisticated players was just asking for it. There was no hope of volmageddon not happening in that scenario. SVXY on the other hand is -0.5x and the VIX hasn't seen anywhere near as low as 2017 since well, since 2017. I could use SVIX which is an improved version of XIV whilst being -1x short it has a way of rebalancing that is much harder to exploit but I think I'll just use SVXY for now and keep my eyes on VIX and VIX futures contracts looking for any trouble. Also, SVXY is a small portion of my account

FUCK CARVANA

FUCK SILVERGATE

FUCK COINBASE

>>55025381
so is this normal bearish or reverse bearish?

>>55025377
>Something something 2 more weeks
The problem is they're always saying two more weeks, and eventually there will be something that happens - and one of the bots on this website will have loosely alluded to something similar - and retarded kids raised on the internet will hail another unknown prophet.
Fuck this gay earth everything is retarded and gay now.
Poor people should've never gotten access to the internet.

>>55025381
>>55025381
and we're to expect z period shenanigans?

>>55025400
755
MILLION
SELL-SIDE

>>55025396
do you seriously believe short VIX in this environment is a good idea? if something breaks the spike will be massive and out of nowhere

>>55025414
Bullish

MOC Imbalances are irrelevant on OpEx friday. Hedging drives the flows.

Soooo, when is OPEC gonna announce another production cuts? I need oil to soar, right fuckin now

>>55025355
>ordering the worst passanger holocauster since the Death Coffin 10
But why

>>55025377
>So now that there wont be a recession or a default
Let's see Paul Allen's TGA balance.

>>55025416
No, I fully expect and hope VIX spikes to 40+. I hope to lose money on SVXY. I'd be happy if I lost it all. Cuz if VIX spikes to 40 then the SPX doomp will be equally as spectacular on the downside and I can scoop up the cheapies I've been sitting on a couple hundred k and waiting on for months. If the VIX doesn't pump then I'll have to console myself shorting with the comparatively small SVXY gains in the meantime. It's a coping mechanism in case I'm missing out on some kind of incomprehensible bull run right now. I think looking back we will see this as the bear rally to end bear rallies but then again you never know how retarded shit gets with fiscal and monetary intervention seemingly topping all previous levels of full retard every few months. In short I want to lose everything on the SVXY but knowing my luck it'll double and then double again while the S&P marches to 6000 in the next 12 months

>>55025423
>SPY max pain

reading buk about vey succesful bond guy. sounds like bonds are good for bobos

Just hedge with leveraged nvda

i gotta pee

>>55025452
i prefer a 30 odd six

What to buy for the weekend? Soxl calls? Tqqq? UPRO?

Ive been thinking long and hard and its time to admit I was wrong.

I thought id be totally fine.

But that clearly isnt the case and in light of the insurmountable evidence and real world experience I am forced to change my mind.

I want to get the Covid vaccine.

>>55025473
Chix w dix

>>55025378
I have a lot of TQQQ and sell covered calls, but I bought way too high

>>55025473
It's not odd just so you know, it's aught

>>55025476
NGE or SQQQ

>>55025453
NVDL has returned 200.27% YTD. If you're not beating that, you should give up.

>>55025490
i think it's good enough for bobo

>>55025476
NRGU. Make sure when you call your female broker you pronounce it exactly right lest she laugh at you and hang up. It's *nigger-you*

>>55025493
So tqqq calls, got it

>>55024377
Americans as delusional as you still exist? Nice to know

>>55025478
I regret being pressured to take it. I've been having chest pain.

>>55025439
>I need oil to soar, right fuckin now
They do too

>>55025446
yeah okay as a hedge it's good.
volatility was shit for months now you would expect it to pick up again but people still feel complacant to no risk

Thoughts on AAPL?

More people should be freaking out when debt ceiling talks just broke down with this little time left.

>>55025543
Never heard of it.

>>55025543
Stock chosen by God to be God.

wtfwt AAPL bros?

>>55025532
Tried to worn people, but no one fucking listened. Not even my mom.

>>55025543
Gay, but has made me a bunch of money. I'll allow it.

>>55025545
They've got two months until the real x-date.

looks like MMs won't hit their max pain target?

>>55025545
lol,
lmao even.

>>55025543
Just had a weird dump and spike up. Shit is suspicious

I tried to tell the bobos...

>>55025558

>>55025181
are we super free then?

>>55025532
Alcohol kills the vax, all you had to do was drink booze after getting it and it would have been neutralized. Vax should have worn off by now anyway though.

>>55025558
((they)) are just gonna have to settle for 1 billion in profit rather than 2 billion this week. Ah well.

>>55025569
today is red and next week will be too because debt ceiling is no longer certain

>>55025575
basically it means actions here have consequences in terms of debt and defecit spending

>>55025585
wait 1 second before close they will pull some jewish tricks

>>55025587
That's interesting because today is green for me!

i just woke up and have a lot of cash is anything worth buying?
does tsla dip down to 160 from 180?
also i missed buying nvidia in the fall and it's pumping wow

should i just wait until monday?

>>55025557
fake news

>>55025596
what are you holding/

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>MOC IMBALANCE 2.2 TLN SELL-SIDE.

>>55025604
buy NXRT

>>55025613
been sitting in cash all day today

i also missedo out on netflix pump

>>55024562
Do they have broccoli hair?

>>55025613
+0.09%

welp I'm off to >>>/gif/ to set the weekend tone just right the latest rekt gore. later gators

Have a good weekend everybody. I'ma take my gf out tonight for a nice crab dinner to celebrate a wonderful week.

>>55025614
market is never going down

>>55025575
Super soft landing

>>55025644
we know you're going there for the gay porn, you don't have to hide in the closet, it's 2023

That was a nice down day. Just enough to recharge before we rocket up next week >:3

>>55025478
Why tho? Are you trying to get a heart attack in your 30s?

>>55025581
>Alcohol kills
Fixed it for ya

>>55025627
Nah but they do constantly say the following
>bet
>low key
>on God
>sus
>bussin
Also all they listen to is sound cloud mumble rappers. It kind of cracks me up though because I know when I was their age I was a little faggot too.

>>55025610
SPXL/SPXS. No holds just trades.
Easy trade to the upside breakout of SPY triangle consolidation at area 1 with a Long on SPXL. Premarket today hit near enough to 421 at area 2 to sell and short back via SPXS to the target of last high of the local range near 417.50. Intraday support held at that last high of the local range so I sold SPXS there and bought SPXL again at 417.50 shown as area 3

>>55025549
>>55025555
>>55025563
So is it a buy?

Its time for another debt jubi

>>55025687
>>55025687

I got the covid vaccine and I still caught covid.

>>55025613
Good, mostly cashgang but my buy yesterday is slowly rising.

>>55025613
>oil pumps
>I sell
>oil dumps right away
>oil bottoms out
>I rebuy
>it starts pumping back up right away
one of my luckiest sessions of all time

>>55024941
>Holy shit that is a fucking chart

>>55025613
Cash gang all day

With broker?

What did they mean by this?