/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55057702
I would open the door and beat the fuck out of that fat slob

>>55057702
Like what was bitch tits going to do if he opened the door?

At least he left the food

These are app-gigs for those with no skills, resume or education. So they should feel lucky to even get a single dollar. Join the mexicans in the fields, factories and distribution centers if you don't like it

NIGGER

literal immigrant job, the only people I see do these deliveries are some really short 4'5" mexicans on mopeds / electric bikes. literal oompa loompas

>>55057727
I did that job and I didn't expect a tip from anyone I was just doing it for something to do while I was driving
Niggers were the worst they would give me bad reviews because I'm 6'4 white gym goer and I have a better car and physique
It's a pretty good job

>>55057798
>independent fact checkers wish to remind anons that this is a paid advertisement

>>55057702
>he clenched his first to knock on my door! I'm afraid!
Only could the dysgenic wonders of industrial society produce a onions guzzling doordash orderer fearful of slightly a more testosteronated male outside his door like this

>>55057836
it was a woman.

I do one better and not even eat goyslop to begin with.

I think I'm just going to stop tipping on this shit desu.
Especially the more I look into how it works.
And I've spent...hmm...over $2k so far this year most likely on ubereats(I mostly go for the buy 1 get 1 deals and coupons though to keep it down).
I've heard people actually rug tips from them where you pull the tip after...anyone hear of this?
Also, what's the argument for tipping? I'm not 100% sold on not tipping but ehhh...
Is it better to tip like 2-3$ just to get the food faster? Or is that not necessary because they might think I'm tipping after anyway or some shit?

>>55057822
Honestly it's not bad sometimes the restaurants give you free food or the customer doesn't answer and you get their meal plus the delivery fee
It was fun for a year on and off
But if you are white you won't make any friends all the little immigrant people are little ugly fascists haha

>>55057798
>gym goer
okay fatty

>>55057847
This meme is a bit stupid considering the range of foods you can order delivery now.
It's like all the Indian, Chinese, Thai, Caribbean, BBQ, full diner breakfasts etc that I've ordered are going to be classified as that?
Enjoy rice and lentils I guess?

>>55057866
They call me leannatty in the gym

>>55057702
My only source of income are my VINU bags mate
Ofc I don't pay tips kek, that's more money I save for VINU

The days of easy money making $20+/hr are gone, it's oversaturated by people that will drive 10 miles for $3. You have to be a literal retard to try to do this for income. I stopped using the apps after the subhumans kept fucking up basic things

i tip maybe 10% normally. so $2 on 20. idc. i'm starting to get more aggressive with restaurants too. bad service i'm at 10% again. good it's 20%. however, i just walked out of a place with terrible service this weekend and I tipped ZERO. they were pissed. it took them 40 minues to make me a plate of eggs and toast for breakfast. it was a joke. eggs, toast, bacon was like $15 by the way. i mean these people are insane.

>>55057702
Where I live the only people that do this are always the immigrants from Central Asia or Balkans, I'm talking Kazakhs, Uzbeks, Armenians, Russians, Romanians, Serbs, those kinds.

>>55057875
It's a sign of how much 4chan is infested with poorfags.

And the original "goyslop" webm was at q fucking Muslim halal truck

>>55057875
Huh I can cook a wide range of foods for myself using raw ingredients. Most all restaurants use unhealthy stuff just for practicality reasons.

>>55058033
>And the original "goyslop" webm was at q fucking Muslim halal truck
No it wasn't you newfag retard

>fucking loser
Says the guy delivering fast food and desperately chasing tiny tips.

>>55057875
Rice beans meat and veggies are
>10x cheaper
>10x healthier
>10x more rewarding cooking your own food

>no sneed oils
>no plastic containers with HOT food
>no leftovers from last night recooked

> actual adult portions

Ya retard. Order your soi bean oiled carbs fried and salted with 4ozxof protein for 20$ delivered. You sure are outsmarting us

>pic cost me <3$ to make

>>55058004

feels surreal reading this.

>>55057875
Breakfast foods
> 2 eggs, bread, 1 bacon 1 sausage. Potatos
> 12-18$

>cooking it at home
>2$ for Organic pasture raised plant fed chickens
>bacon sausage 1$ total for a serving of both
>potato….

KEK. Anyone ordering takeout should at least be honest with yourself. Youre buying food for an EXTREME premium just to not cook it yourself.

Its like buying btc for 100k RIGHT NOW just so someone can move it into your wallet for you because you aint got no time for that

>>55057714
sure you would, tough guy

>>55058535
>>pic cost me <3$ to make
Looks like it!

>>55058706
This burger would cost 9$+ at shake shack and they would use half the avocado i used KEK. Taste the same bro they literally use ground beef and buns

>>55058576
comparing the process of going to the grocery store, cooking, and cleaning to buying bitcoin is stupid and you are stupid

>>55057860
>little ugly fascists
If you were white you would have written that correctly "ugly little fascists"

>>55058747
>Paying extreme premium just to not do some work

> grocery store, cooking, and cleaning
Wow I'm sure you retards browsing biz all day while waiting for your 20$ burger are just SO busy
Can't drive 8minutes down the street to the store, spend an hour to buy a week or two of groceries.

>Cooking time
KEK. if you cook the right things it takes <30 mins for an entire day of food.

All the retards here asking "How can I make money with 500$" would unironically save hundreds and hundreds every months if they just spent 3 hours a week shopping/cooking/cleaning. You're literally making 20$ per hour in money saved. Just watch one less show or browse one less thread?

Let me help you out

>Rice cooker, wash rice, press button. 5 minutes for 10+ servings of rice
>get a big pan and fry some meat and throw it in a container. 10+ servings for <30 mins
>veggies you prob want to cook, but it takes <10mins to stir fry some veggies

The entire process has you washing maybe 1 plate and 1 pan each meal of reheat. I even just rinse my plate off with water and reuse it again later. Same with my pan.

How fucking hard is it to cook some basic food retard? I guess it's hard when you live in a basement and mommy cooks all your food for you your whole life

>>55058775
>wash rice
What did he mean by this?

>>55058004
you're a massive fucking retard for ordering the easiest shit ever to make. fuck all citycucks, learn to cook, fucking cattle. don't bother replying since I'm out of this fucktard thread. learn to cook you stupid fuck.

>>55058775
So true, if you order food or eat out at all you spend an insane amount more than people who just buy groceries and make their own food. Like you don't need a pizza every day and a hamburger every day for lunch, massive fucking water-brained moron. eat cereal, a sandwich, and make dinner. It's seriously so much less money you'll probably have 20x the amount of money. All of these faggots and slaves fighting each other over tips should kill each other, fucking 0 brain subhuman wastes.

>>55057702
They see how much the job will pay before they take them. His fault.
I wish customers and contractors could actually blacklist each other, but they can just keep their own little lists and not service areas if they get baited.

>>55058706
Is this supposed to be a burn? Are you some vegan faggot?

>>55058914
It's 10oz ground beef and an entire avocado with a bunch of melted cheese... which part of that is vegan? This same burger would cost 9$+ easily at any burger place (Shake Shack, SmashBurger, 5 guys)

>>55058904
There's so many ways people can eat WELL off <5-10$ a day. 2 Hardboiled eggs + banana for breakfast, bring a nice sandwich or rice/pasta+meat for lunch then cook some chicken (or steak if you feeling RICH) for dinner.
Tipping some broke wagie asshole 8$ to bring you overpriced, cold food, that melted the plastic container is pretty idiotic

>>55058875
That's literally the ONLY thing I would NEVER order at brunch. eggs bacon and sausage takes 2 dollars(for top cuts and eggs) and 20 minutes to make on a sunday morning. can't believe people actually order
>muhh American Breakfast
for 15$+ and they use the cheapest ingredients and sneed oils

>>55058904
For the amount of food and variety that you get with takeout, weekly food prices are about on par at the moment, unless you stick to basic pb&j, (bread, butter, jelly), rice, beans, oats or generic cereals, small tortillas, and a small amount of whole non-organic fruits and vegetables.

If you aim to make your own meals as substantial as takeout, even fast food, you'll pay about the same if not more, yes it's not healthy, but you pay about the same and save time on prep and cleanup.
It's a ~10 cent difference buying a soda from McDonalds at a larger fluid volume per soda, than it is to buy a bulk case of that soda at the standard 12 fl oz.

>>55058914
>>55058937
nevermind you were talking to the ACTUAL retard, my bad.

Why don't you retards institute a pay after delivery policy.

at least where I am. You pay a premium if you buy organic shit, or clean products that haven't been processed or adulterated with carcinogens and preservatives and shit.

>>55058945
>you'll pay about the same if not more
absolutely not. 80% of the food you buy outside is filler carbs. literally cost them cents to make.

How the fuck would they make money if it cost the same? You're literally retarded and have never shopped / cooked properly. I spend easily 300 a week on takeout.

300 a week will be an entire month of groceries for me. AND it's healthier.

Show me some food you order , the price, and I'll tell you exactly how much time and money it would cost me to make it

>>55058956
>at least where I am. You pay a premium if you buy organic shit

You're comparing top grade, organic produce and best cuts of meats at the supermarket to
>Lowest cuts of meats and veggies and carb fillers
you pay at the goyslop dispenser.

>>55057702
The customer is clearly suppressing link.

>>55058948
Yeah the burger looks like 5x more amazing then what my daily bigmacs look like. I have no idea what that anon was thinking implying that somehow your $3 burger is cheap looking

>>55057993
>I stopped using the apps after the subhumans kept fucking up basic things
This. Tried using doordash several times because too drunk/stoned to safely drive, every single fucking time the order was wrong and took way too long to get delivered so it was cold and cost double what it would have if I'd just gone and picked it up myself. Having talked to a couple friends that work for restaurants they also fucking hate any food delivery service because the drivers are always rude cunts demanding shit be ready as fast as possible, with one saying the place they worked at would intentionally fuck up orders as much as possible to not be legally considered food tampering as an act of quiet protest (you ordered steak, it was grilled to damn near being a briquet and had a shitload of fat on it/you ordered tilapia and they'd cook a fucking catfish filet like it was tilapia and send it to you on mushy rice).

Just fucking cook for yourself or go pick the shit up on your own.

>>55059007
My previous gas station had doordash app. Imagine it's 2am and suddenly you get an order from some fat sack of shit wanting $30 in oreos and candy while you're doing inventory

>>55058962
I did the math, you are right.
One thing is that I do order out regularly, but if I order takeout, I only eat that one meal per day and I'll have a snack from home later.

Bottom line, even with the clean ingredient premium, I'd save about $20 a week at 2 (smaller) portioned meals per day instead of one. That said, I still think the difference could be closer if the 2 meals per day I were making had larger portions comparable by weight to takeout. Maybe true, maybe not. I'd have to compare stuff but I don't feel like it.
Prep and cleanup times aren't a big deal, but still a factor.

>>55058821
Do you not actually know about washing rice?
You rinse it to remove the starch from the grains. It makes the rice better. Look it up.

Now this is all beside the fact that people having it delivered 2x their total. That is ridiculous, but with all that free government money out there I guess there are more people willing to spend on it for now.

>>55059041
Idk what you're ordering but let's say chinese food

An entire POUND of noodles cost 2.99
a POUND of ground beef is 3.99
a bunch of random veggies is 3$ let's say

for 9$ you just made almost 3 pounds of food. throw it all together in a big pan (one pan) stir fry that shit in the proper order, then toss it directly in the fridge in the pan. that's easily 4 BIG meals for 9$ with protein and veggie. Do this twice a week. Throw in free basedsauce from restaurants, free salt, free random little packets of whatever flavor

You'll be washing 1 pan everytime you prep. maybe an extra bowl and knife. It's really not much if you know how to optimize cooking. You'll be not only saving money but eating better.

Microwaving some food also takes less time than driving out, waitin in line, picking up the food.

>>55059070
>lb beef 3.99
>veggies 3

Tell me more about the last time you flirted with your local grocery store girl to get these deals

>>55057702
why do you keep making these bitch ass threads? it's all the same shit over and over fucking americucks and their retarded tipping culture

>>55059102
sir ground beef is cheap here it goes on sale sometimes for 2.99 even

Organic carrots are 1.49/lb and an entire organic cabbage (2lbs or so) is about 3$
Bell peppers are 5/3$
Spinach is like 99cents per bunch

But ya, cashier girls are cute as fuck. One time I was chatting one up and she only rang up 1/2 of my 2 bags of frozen scallops. Literally walked out with 6lbs of scallops for like 20 bucks lmao

>>55059102
If you live in a state that isn't retarded those are pretty accurate prices. I get a pound of 80/20 ground beef for 4.29 and that's the good shit, if I was eating one grade above dogfood I could do it for closer to 3.50. Pasta is cheap as fuck so an entire pound of good dry uncooked pasta would be about three bucks and some change for taxes, and even if I'm being a lazy bastard and getting a pound bag of frozen veggies instead of fresh it's about 5$ and that saves me a good 10ish minutes of preptime and a bit less dishes afterwards. Even if I lived in some yuppie hellhole or, God forgive me for typing this, C*nada, it'd still be way cheaper to cook at home than order takeout. On top of being healthier even if I still slather it in butter cheese and hotsauce after the fact. Ordering food is for people with more money than sense, it's fucking retarded and it's supposed to be an occasional treat. If you have a good dishwasher in your residence you have absolutely zero excuse because I'm doing all this shit handwashing everything I use to cook or eat with in a small sink.

>>55059070
I agree, and if I'm not being anal with what I buy then the costs are even lower.
I had the common assumption that the price spread wasn't that drastic because of my habits, but it is significant.
Eating out day after day isn't sensible by any metric.

Amurica was a mistake

>>55059125
Ya bro dont get me wrong i love takeout, sometimes you just cant feasible cook certain things or dont feel like cooking.

I just fucking love cooking and its been my passion, my dream is to have a food truck when i make it one day just for luls.

Any anons here spending money on delivery or takeout and looking to make it should probably invest some time in learning to cookMAXX for financial optimization. And long term health and overall feel better mood. I feel much better eating my own food than fast food.

If anyone needs tips on how to save money cooking good simple meals lmk. Main issue with outside meals is low protein/veggies/fiber and high cheap carbs/oil fillers

>picrel i just cooked this dry brined steal and baked loaded potatoes
Cost about 13$ i think.

>people ordering food pretend they are superior to people who deliver food; the thread
you're both scum who deserve what you get

>>55059165
Looks like crap lol.
Steak also tastes extremely fucking boring. Maybe actually cook something, and stop pretending that throwing potatoes into the oven and a steak in a greasy, dirty pan makes you a cook.

>>55059536
>t. indian
i will eat the beef
you will cry about it

>>55057702
I literally never tip anywhere
Making wagies seethe is the best appetizer anyone can get
work harder goyim

>>55058004
You tip them 10% even if their service is shit? Cuck.

>>55059165
Anon this looks good af. Fast food is basically void of any and all nutrients.

>>55057727
>Reeeeee I deserve a 20% cut of revenue for doing my job (which I'm paid for)
Lol, lmao. How about I just don't order food, and you're now out of a job.

>>55057849
hahaha if you dont tip at least $4 you're just going to get cold food. Everyone should tip the delivery driver at worst the average cost for a gallon of gas in your area. now I'm not one of those who thinks delivery drivers deserve $50 tips on $200 orders if all that is happening is dropping a bag off (but if it is a more complicated delivery then the tip is deserved).

it is hilarious seeing cold bags sit on the shelves because people no tipped. only time I'll take a no tipper is if it is on my way home or doordash upped the base pay to over $8 because no one wants it.

if you dont want to tip the delivery driver just pick the food up yourself

>>55057727
she'll probably get suspended for it, won't she? I've never tipped in my whole life and no one has ever been psycho enough to take it out on me, I'd rather use that money on my PAPA bags than on overpaying the bitch without a diploma

>>55059070
>Throw in free basedsauce from restaurants, free salt, free random little packets of whatever flavor
>stealing salt and pepper and soi sauce from restaurants
Honestly based
how do I do this
Just walk into a restaurant and take their salt and pepper?

>>55057993
jokes on you, $20 is basically standard in my low COL area. thats why I do it for about 10 hours a week. average 25-30 an hour especially if the suburbans are tipping well. only really possible with multi-apping though but that's very easy to do

>>55058904
I dont know about this. Really depends on the restaurant you're ordering from. I've order jamaican oxtail dinners, fried rice dinners, and yes even pizza and they last multiple meals. the oxtail especially I'll eat half one day and it'll be my only meal that day because it is so filling (then I'll eat the other half the next day). Not spending more than $30 including fees and tips on any of those orders yet getting multiple meals. I order out twice a week so it balances out with what I cook at home for sure

>>55057702
Just moved out of my parents' house for the first time a few months ago and I've been tipping my landlord 15%. Should I try not tipping next month? I don't want to piss him and get kicked, it took me forever to find this place.

>>55057727
Why does she do it if the way is too long fucking retard,

>>55057714
You'd open that door and submissively comply with him. You'd end up paying 30% tip and you'd apologize for taking so long to get to the door.

>>55057702

>>55059165
That steak better be well done or I'm reporting this post. Red juice=disgusting

>>55057702
Is this no tip anons ring?

>>55057875
everything you don't make from ingredients that you can verify are not pumped full chemicals is considered goyslop. all of the stuff you can order from those apps doesn't even taste like real food. if you feel like spending that much on food might as well go to a nice restaurant instead.

>>55057702
This is honestly wasting their time. I mean no tip is one thing but not answering the door is a bit pathetic. They should be grateful he even hung around to try giving it to them because he's probably just going to decline the next order or leave it at the door.

They make a reasonable amount per delivery but the deliveries take too long to come through / send out & return. So they're going to have very little patience for that.

Loads of them don't even bother switching the car off or parking it because they're expecting to spend 5 seconds dropping it off.

It's worth remembering loads of these people talk to each other in the takeaways. There are also warnings that come through the apps reee the customer, in advance. So it's only a matter of time before your eating someone else's spit / not getting the order.

>>55057702
>agree to do job for employer
>even though it does not pay enough
>do job anyway
>try to extort third party instead of confronting employer or seeking better employment
kek

>>55057714
I would call the cops and say some crazy guy is on the lose and that I think hes armed with a handgun.
Its actually really funny to call the cops on stupid people and get them in trouble.
like I see a car driving around and I dont like it I just call the cops and say "hey there is this guy with license plate Xxxxxx and he seems to be drunk or on drugs hes going this and this direction please investigate"

>>55057702
I’m confused was he calling himself a loser because he works for tips?

>>55060750
>Its actually really funny to call the cops on stupid people and get them in trouble
I can guarantee they keep a record of that.

>>55059735
>women
>being held accountable
Not happening, chud

>>55057702
>>55057727
Based. Fuck no-tipper scum. How are they supposed to pay for that gender studies degree, retards?

>>55057702
>>55057727
Don’t these apps let the driver see the tips before they even agree to pick up the food? How do they get to the door without seeing they got no tip?

>>55061150
I just tipped $5.00 on a $200 bill because the server took 40 minutes to get the check and had duplicated charges on the check

oatmeal

I haven't tipped once in my life.
Best regards,
Euro

ps. I fucking hate women so much

>>55059536
>dyel homosexual vegan trying to delegate what is, and isn't fit for consumption as he mows down on a handful of cocks
wow thank you for your enlightening opinion guptar!

>>55057727
Maybe this was a long time ago but DD and Uber both let you see the distance and the pay before you click on accept. You can also unassign the delivery if you didn't want to do it for some reason.

>>55059007
>>55057993
>>55058004
I'll never understand people who willing subject themselves to this. My parents will go to the shittiest fucking restaurants/fast food chains an complain endlessly about the bad service. Like, "oh no, the highschool dropout with neck tattoos fucked up my order, how could this happen".

>>55058535
Oh no, two slabs of frozen meat covered in what seems to be multiple layers of processed cheese, sandwiched between in what appears to be an entire large avocado on, you guessed it, a bun. That's at least 1,500 calories by itself. Tell me, what's your weight and how much can you bench press.

>>55057702
i dont understand. aren't you supposed to tip after?

>don't tip
>wagie rages and chases me down the street to curse at me
>still doesn't get a tip, but almost got 9mm
minimum wage in my city is $19/hr. None of them are starving. They probably make more than I do, since they don't pay taxes on their tips. They're entitled, and we need to start killing them. I want to join the IRS and go door to door shooting waitstaffniggers for tax evasion. I want to confiscate their entire estate and throw their young children into a gutter to die. I want to raid restaurants and bars like ICE and seize their bank accounts and tip jars. I want to hear their lamentations. I want to George Floyd them and piss into their gaping dead mouth.

>>55059007
>Order tilapia and they'd cook you catfish on mushy rice

>>55059070
>pound of beef
>4 big meals
Lol
Lmao
Emaciated retard

Look at this guy >>55061303

Americucks are so brainwashed and detached from reality that they tip even when the service was shit, thinking that their "justice" was leaving them a small tip.

I'm starting to believe that the copypasta of Americans constantly needing a tip is related to their circumcision rituals holds weight

No other "nation" is so mentally cucked

>>55063660
I see posts about this all the time. the service was horrible and they were so insulted and their day was ruined, so they only tip $5. they're sentient doormats.

>>55057727
>8 dollarydoos to deliver food
shoulda been 4

>>55057702
>paying a premium for some retard to bring you your goyslop
Thats worse than tipping.

>>55063783
this. I tip when I order delivery on the rare occasion but people spend hundreds a month on this shit and it boggles my mind. If I want goyslop I just go get it

>>55057702
European here, I never tip, obviously. But I was in USA for 3 months due to work and ate all the time in restaurants and diners. So for 92 days, for 3 meals a day (276 meals total), I tipped exactly $0.

>>55057702
I'm not american

>>55058747
Bitcoin = goyslop
Altcoins = healthy food

>>55057727
>40 minutes to drive 12.5 miles
I thought it was just a meme that women can't drive

>>55060583
>uncircumcised
>only tip male servers who do a good job
This checks out.

>>55063826
i can't even eat out at all. i can't justify paying $25 for objectively $5 worth of food. i'm too jewish to order food.

>>55059735
Bot.

>>55059750
Yes. Acquire sauces, pretend like you’re going to order then leave.

>>55061272
depends. If it is a batched order then you won't be able to tell if one of them is a no tipper. doordash removed that feature and UE never had it

>>55058018
You're saying they don't tip or flip out like the dude in the OP vid?

>>55063080
wait you think the delivery drivers make minimum wage? that is only true in California and they dont adjust the wages until the week after. other states you do not so if someone no tips you might get a $3 base pay on an order that took 30 min and 10 miles. this is why you decline but acceptance rate means something now. So the companies are bundling the no tip orders with high tip orders

>>55064349
no dude. in my city everyone makes $19/hr minimum. no matter what job, no loopholes. and the waitstaff are still entitled lazy niggers.

>>55058937
Not enough vegetables at that price point. Even frozen

>>55059536
You'd know. Rat eating Guyanese jeet.

>>55059070
buy an instantpot and it gets more better

>>55062980
Im 5’9 150 very lean and squat 3 plates bench 2 plates and DL 4 plates.

Its fresh ground beef, melted smoked grouda and avocado with a snall amt of carbs. Enjoy your panda express instead retard . Also i only eat two meals a day, 2800cal minimum. This meal was barely 1200cals iirc
>>55059703
thanks bro , home cook = gigachad nutrients for body. Goyslop from outside = carbs and corn oil

>>55059536
Its just because of the lighting. Also i cook plenty of other stuff look at this thread. If you need help cooking lmk

>>55064439
Frozen is more expensive but ya i normally do eat a good amt of veggies here

Remember anons. Cook your own food. Save money. Invest that money into bitcoin. Dont eat the corn oil soaked slop.
And no, its not cheaper to eat out. Stop coping. Cook food.
>invest in health
>invest in body
>invest in bitcoin

>>55065180
Cooking at home =5$
Eating goybean oil soaked slop with bo protein or veggies = 20$

>>55060825
Good, idiot. If those stupid people are breaking the law or even close to it then they deserve that.

>>55057727
When did you learn every word that comes out of a woman's mouth is a lie.

>>55063371
I personally eat 6-8oz protein per meal but im trying to help anons cook. You think the fastfood orderers are eating enough protein? Its a comparison to cooking their CURRENT eating out diet retard.

All you anti-cookers must be mccdonalds paid shills or somethinf

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>>55065065
I have an insta pot i love making roasts and whole chickens in it, toss some root veggies in after = healthy simple one pot meals of delicious . i just dont take photos cause it always looks like slop

>>55058747
BitCORN there...fixed it

>>55059536
OK Soiboi

>>55063660
Someone post pasta

>>55057714
You aren't doing shit tiny brown creature

>>55058691
>>55060123
>>55065651
I love being an aggressive white man. It's great knowing that I would dominate all of you shitskins.

>>55065232
now compensate for traffic, BITCH

>>55058535
Judging from the bread there are seed oils in it. Non goyslop bread is dry and crust af, that looks soft and chances are you didn't make it. Fucking goyslop zowchow nigger post the ingredients label

>>55065825
>hah! Your buns have 1/15th the seed oils as mccdonalds big mac! Checkmate! Time to order my big mac combo! I win!

Retard alert. Look at my other posts. I dont eat bread every meal. Still cheaper, healthier, tastier than fast food.

>>55057702
I hate tip culture. It's just a way for employers to put the cost of paying their employees on the customer.

>>55065825
>t. shit baker
i can make you the softest bread you ever ate with lard if that's what you want tard

Literally just don't make carbs and cheap dogshit a dietary staple and you'll be fine. I don't understand why people can't figure this out, even if you're fucking broke you can eat in a manner that won't kill you at 45 by stroke or heart attack. As far as tipping goes, my minimum is 10% and my maximum is 20% unless the service is exceptionally shitty in which case it's fucking nothing or if it's basically a loving blowjob in which case it's 25%. Oh, if you're ordering pizza and you consistently never tip, just know the drivers will make sure you get your shit last and cold and it might fall over on the way there. For real assholes that hadn't quite made it onto my blacklist of shitbirds I wouldn't deliver to even if it meant I'd get fired, I'd fart in the warming bag. Fuck over doordash and ubereats faggots all you like but don't fuck the pizza guy that shit's for joggers. Can't even tell you how many times I wrote in tips on receipts from bastards like that.

>>55057860
kys, viva il duce

>>55065199
your mommy made that meal

>>55057702
>>55057727
Holy fuck, what entitled cunts

>>55057702
I have never used these services. But everything I hear about it is its horrible.

>>55057860
>sometimes
>you get their meal plus the delivery fee
Based-ish fat fuck

chimp behavior, just don't take the order, people have a niggerish mind

>>55065774
It always did which is why it is red.
In fact now with less traffic it's down to 12 minutes.

>>55066364
You could even say they have a niggardly mindset.

I black girl Ubereats driver gave me free Indian food once.

>>55057702
I've never tipped before in my entire life.
Never have, never will.
Fuck wagies.

>>55058535
>Rice beans meat and veggies
This is what I eat almost every day. It gets you pretty much everything you need, is tasty, and is cheap as fuck, even today when every food product increased >100% in price

>>55057727
>day 11 of semen retention

>>55066817
Based simple foods enjoyer
>cheap
>easy to cook
>can buy in bulk and stores forever
>full of vitamins, micro and macro nutrients and fiber
>feel good poop good stable mood
>get swole
>save tons of money for shitcoins
>not fried in tons of seed oils
>investing in your own health and financial freedom
gmi

>>55066998
Forgot photo

>>55066152
meds

>>55057702
I get my groceries delivered every week and select the no tip option every time. I never tip for pickup, and don't order delivery.

>>55057702
It feels good being able to cook and living close to a store with cheap and good food (mostly imported). I can whip up a cheap, healthy and delicious meal for myself in minutes and eat as much as I want when I want and not have anybody bother me. I would absolutely never have some unwashed spic "cook" "food" and then have some crack fueled nigger (or wigger) drive it to me for a sum of money worth a week of groceries. Are you people insane?

>>55064389
I was talking specifically about gig economy food delivery drivers

>>55067004
That looks disgusting. The chicken is bland with no browning, the pasta looks like ramen, and the spinach looks frozen that you just reheated. I love how 4chan thinks they can cook but they are just eating elevated goyslop at home. You’re not a chef.

>>55057702
If you order food,don't tip, you could invest that money in some stocks for max returns

if you're a delivery wagie, Pull Yourself up by Your Bootstraps, don't expect a tip, find a better paying job

>>55065232
women are subanimal

>>55066966
Based. Stay sharp king

I eat tomahawk steaks daily. Throw the slut on the weber for extra flavour with some eggs. One big meal a day. That's it. If you do it on gas it'll take even less time but the extra time is worth the flavour. 25 minutes to prep, cook and eat. Enjoy spending hours cooking, eating multiple meals a day or worse paying out the ass for GOYSLOP gook food loaded with seed oils. Carnivore is the true /biz/ness man's way of eating. Once you know you'll never return to eating carbohydrates.

Not only that but barely any foods are properly deliverable without ruining the dish except maybe pizza. Imagine trusting some disgusting American or third worlder (tautology) with your food. Or having piping hot soups delivered in plastics. Yeah couldn't be me.

>>55057702
I don't tip
Employers should pay more. That simple

>>55057702
I'm surprised the didn't step on the food before leaving, what a shame. Imagine the cuck opens up his food and it's all mushed lmao.

>>55065774
Terrible bait. Google maps already adjusts for traffic

notip Chad here

>>55070750
you must like the taste of spit

>>55069319
You have enver cooked in your life and you don't know what goyslop is.
Chicken is visible browned.
Should've gone to speccsavers.

>>55070767
i don't live near niggers

>>55070768
You're an idiot. The chicken looks like it came prepacked and those are 2 minute noodles. Look at the state of the microwave and bench. There's nothing to aspire to in that picture.

>>55058775
you grossly oversimplified the whole process of cooking. admit it you just love pottering around in the kitchen like some housewife

>>55057836
Lmao every fucking time. You've gotta be 15yrs old no one is gonna open the fucking door and risk getting into a fucking fight. You stupid niggers are such low iq faggot zoomers. I would risk dumping your body into a ditch though. Holy fuck I hate zoomers. Right let me just open this door risk getting into a huge fight busted face a long af lawsuit and end up in the hospital even if I did manage to put him in the hospital police visits paper work. Ya guy fucking kill yourself.

cant the drivers see they didn't tip when they pick up an order?

>>55069319
That's funny i cooked that chicken in an air fryer the day before then i boiled it again in the water before the noodles to heat it up idc it was tasty
The noodles are healthy non-fried instant-ramen alternative

also I never said I was a god at cooking every meal, im trying to show anons how easy it is to cook
>simple, cheap, healthy meals at home

>>55070799
see above. Also ya i need to wipe my microwave lmao . No one makes aspiring food every meal of every day retard, sometimes you cook a pack of (non fried) instant noodles, roast some veggies and reheat some meat. thats the point im trying to make here, you can eat
>simple, cheap, healthy

>>55070843
Kind of, maybe i missed out seasonings and stuff but its a good starting point for most anons. cooking some pasta/rice, stir frying some veggies, and just cooking a chunk of meat. Over time you improve on your cooking how you see fit, thats how you learn and grow

The point for all the anons is that it is easy, cheap, and healthy to cook and eat at home.
Most people here working wagie jobs can probably save a few hundred a month just cooking half their meals.

>>55069319
>>55070799
Here, you want to see something i spent lots of time making? Even though the point of my posts are to encourage anons to try cooking simple money saving foods

>Hand made pork and lamb meatballs, with onion garlic and pecorino romano +seasonings and herbs
>okay packaged pasta
>cream sauce made from garlic mushrooms onions herbs and cream/butter from a rue

I also have pics of hand stuffed and folded homemade potstickers, home made egg rolls, dry brine steak, reverse sear souvide steaks, slow roasted tritips, lamb chops, stuffed mushrooms, etc

>>55057849
I rug them. You have an hour AFTER the food is delivered to change the tip to zero or some other number.

Should be noted that apparently the drivers cann see what you average for tips percentage wise though , before accepting the order

>>55059165
Amazing

>>55071195
im stealing this recipe and theres nothing you can do about it loser (thanks)

>>55071263
based

>>55071195

Food looks good, but then you're spending how many hours of your week doing this? Unless you make stuff in bulk as left-overs.

>>55060750
Based. You should also call a towing company on illegally parked cars. I do this at least 1x a week on people in my HOA to bunch down on the boomers.

>>55057702
I used to tip delivery drivers (only order out a few times a year) but these kinds of videos and those hilarious videos of drivers sperging out on jewtube make me want to stop. I don't tip in restaurants or anything anymore. Tipping culture is aids, what was once a token of appreciation for effort has become an expectation. Talk to your boss about a wage, low skilled faggot.

>>55065731
It is pretty wonderful.

>>55061303
Why would you even tip then. Just write "hurry up nigger" where the tip amount goes next time.

>>55071288
It was fucking amazing bro . I made this again later for a friend and they were very impressed. Feels amazing after eating it

>1lb ground beef whatever fat ratio idc
>1lb ground lamb
>finely chop a fuck ton of garlic, brown it lightly on pan with some OO
>mix the shit together with salt pepper chili basil whatever the fuck you want
>also add some finely chopped pecorino romano
> make meatballs, put on pan and make for some 15mins at 350 or something i dunno i wing it as i go

> whole meatballs making boil water and heat a sauce pan
> salt water
>snall saucepan > lil ollive oil and some butter, then garlic onion mushrooms , all finely chopped. Let it marinate in each others flavor and bind to the fats
>stir in flour make a ruex
>pour in cream however much u need for pasta idk
>mix that shit up let it simmer a bit keep stirring add in chopped tomato and some basil herbbs n shit
>also add in meatballs from oven let it simmer together and meatballs finish cooking
>by now waters booling toss in pasta
>set aside sauce pan so it doesnt burn
>pasta boils miz it into the sauce pan with a bit of pasta water
> mix all the shit together and plate
>basil pepper flakes and parm on top

The pecorino and meat was most expensive. You can replace with any ither cheese like parm and replace meat with ground chicken/turkey for $$$$ savings

Save your money anons dont fucking pay for overpriced restaurant slop daily, and then pay uber a fee and the delivery idiot a tip. I order out still but barely now shits expensive

>>55071322
Look at my other posts. You can make very simple foods. I only posted that because the idiots flaming my previous simple meals lmao. Most of the time i bulk prep 2-3 days of food at once. Takes less than an hour while watching tv. Toss it all in one bit container. Again, 90% of daily cooking is simple shit like marindate 3 lbs of chicken thigh and sear it off all at once then make a big batch of pasta and toss it in the fridge. Making the sauce daily takes 5 minutes to stir it all together

Very cheap healthy and efficient

>>55070676
lool that would have been so funny lmao fuck non-tippers this is what you deserve!!!!

>>55061150
I dont get it, he paid her an extra 15 dollars thats fucking 15 dollars extra wtf. thats a big tip

>>55057702
Unless there's audio I can't hear, this is what I think happened: retard customer chose "hand it to me" even though he wanted it left at door. Driver has probably been there running down the 5 minute timer that pops up when driver selects, "cannot hand to customer", and is getting pissed because apartments are trash and he's probably illegally parked. I assume the customer side of the doordash app is as user-unfriendly as the driver side, because that shit happens A LOT. Or maybe people are just to stupid to order, I don't know. A new driver wouldn't know to knock once, and not wait longer than 1 minute before bailing. Take a pic, send it to customer so THEY know you have photo evidence of delivering it. Maybe the the driver is just a fucking little bitch. Hard to tell with no sound.

>>55070576
>(tautology)
Based, learned a new word. Thanks fellow White man.

>>55057798
>did this just for something to do
Bullshit. It's a shit job and if you accept low pay orders you won't even break even.

>>55057860
What do you mean "make friends"? This is an 1099 job, you have zero coworkers. You've never done this, and larping that you have is even more sad than if you really had.

>>55070799
It's basic af yes but it's not goyslop and the chicken is colored.
>>55070843
You're just a retard.
It's easy as fuck to cook.
>>55071322
It takes less time to cook than you'd wait for delivery if you have even a little bit of intelligence to plan and you should always be making in bulk.
Do you really think your fucking delivery isn't premade garbage?
Everything you get from a store is pre made and pre cut and pre grated.
A 20l pot of veggies takes the same amount of time to cook as a 1l pot.
Same for roasting.

>>55071460
>20l pot of veggies takes the same amount of time to cook as a 1l pot.
The water/broth takes longer to hear up, it has more volume of liquid to heat.

>>55057875
You sound fat as fuck lol
I don't eat food that I haven't prepared myself, simple as
Imagine letting niggers manhandle your food or some paki sweating into your rogan josh, no thanks cunt

>>55071632
>The water/broth takes longer to hear up
Read what i wrote, not what you iamgined.
The vegetables take the same amount of time in boiling water.
That is what i stated. I did not state that 20l of water takes the same amount of time to heat up as 1l of water.
i said 20l of vegetables takes the same amount of time to cook as 1l of vegetables.
And unless you are living in a frozen hellscape the extra time is of little concern and is offset by the time, and energy, you save later.
Do you like to be pedantic? I like to be pendantic too.
Precision of language is important.

>>55057702
imagine being such a jew that you piggyback on kike corporations who use basically slave labor and assist in the destruction of america by supporting the kike megacorps who are also bringing in millions of illegal 3rd world brown invaders

>>55071024
You don't have to open the door he's just saying it's pathetic to be afraid. By how mad you are and how you jumped to this conclusion i know you're a total pussy, an absolutely laughable coward

>>55065232
4 girlfriends ago when I was dating a girl that I swore wasn't like all the other girls. She insisted to the point of getting sort of mad to not do anything special for Valentine's Day. I couldn't believe it. I asked her easily 7 times. Something to the effect of "are you sure...? It's extremely easy for me to do something special for Valentine's Day. I am going to respect your wishes here...That's what I'm doing...Please say 3 times that you don't want me to do anything special for Valentine's Day." I'm not even kidding. The shit would hold up in the Supreme Court I was that thorough. Well Valentine's Day rolls around, I show up to her place, and she is like "so what are we doing for Valentine's Day...you didn't get me anything?" I legitimately thought she was fucking with me so I laughed and was like "yea yea yea..." She was dead fucking serious. At that moment it was like I was the center of the universe.

Like God itself was saying "OPEN YOUR EYES! THIS IS AN IMPORTANT LESSON." My life changed at that point. Everything clicked. Since then, I have treated women like parrots or some shitty A.I. that can use language but has no grasp of meaning. Personally, I don't think they even have souls in the traditional sense. They're more like animated golems or wooden puppets that we as men give life to by filling them with "soul." They don't have one on their own though. It has been working miraculously for me. The side effect of this is you act more like a "man" to women. "I don't give a fuck what you want to eat. I'll hear you out, cool Thai food, nah we're doing Mexican. You're upset? No, it's cool because you want Mexican." And to add more fuel to the fire, they then love the fact I took charge and made their decision for them. It is surreal.

>>55059060
that's a stupid meme in america, you're just rinsing starch off of tiny starch balls
in third world countries rice is full of bugs and shit so it needs to be rinsed

>>55076441
It's not.
t. bong
Wash your rice and you'll see the murky water.
I dare you to drink it.
Japan is not third world and they wash rice.
In fact, they downright molest their rice.

>>55076272
This guy knows.

>>55057727
I always just leave the default tip (usually $4 on what i usually order) and have never had a problem or complaint

maybe it's because i live in the south so not everyone is gay mentally ill and financially milked

>>55076272
I think the moment you go from being a boy to being a man is when you realize that what women say they want and what they actually want are often two different things.

>>55060583
Hmmm he has a point to only tip men

>>55057702
I'm not a nigger

>>55065507
You are in luck, someone posted it! >>55060583

>>55057702
if you order food you are a literal soiboi loser. cook yourself, fuck tipping, fuck having beggars bring your food, fuck not knowing whatever shit they put in the food, fuck them spitting in it.
Its also faster to cook yourself than to wait for goyslop to arrive

>>55057727
>>55057702
Tips should be at least 50% of total because half the work is done by the driver
Seethe bigots