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get some certs

>>55200121
Put toilet paper down before shitting in public. It creates a nest so your turd can breathe before being flushed

>>55200139
what are good certs to get?
My rent is $750 and it looks like I can continue this situation I'm in for at least 2 more years

Trying to see if there's a future for me that doesn't involve flipping meat patties for my entire life

I also have no debt, no criminal history and a relatively healthy body. I am not too fat. 6'2 male 190 lbs

>>55200121
Yes do pic related
WGMi!

>>55200121

Do you lift?

>>55200121
Get a college degree. Take actuarial exams. Make 100k salary. Then invest in Bitcoin and index funds. That's it.

>>55200200
I do not lift.

>>55200209
Isn't it too late for college at 27?

Do you have any monetizable skills?

>>55200225
>Isn't it too late for college at 27?
College graduates on average make 22k more than HS grads. Do the math on a 40k degree if you make 52k after college that's 12k more than you're making now each year for the next 30 years

https://money.com/wage-gap-college-high-school-grads/

>>55200121
Go work at a Costco or continuie flipping burgers for 2 years and get nursing AS.

>>55200300
The fact that he asked if 27 is too late for college means he won’t do well there

>>55200209
I tried that myself after hating engineering, but alas no interviews after P and FE, so I'm styaing where I am, but I am not a productive employee to say the least

>>55200357
i may be less productive than you. did not check my email for 3 months.

>>55200121
$20/h is good money friend. I made $12/h flipping burgers most my life.

>>55200225
Not even close to too old. 40 isn't too old for college. If you get a degree that costs you $50k (which is a ton), and you make $5k a year more with it (you can do better than that), congrats, over 20 years you made $50k more in profit. That is an extreme lowball.
>What else were you going to do with the time? If you honestly were going to do something l like a side job, you'd be financially ahead. Otherwise if the time was going to hobbies or something, that's valid, but there's a financial trade off.

>>55200121
I’m 27 with $1,300 in my bank account and have $90k in crypto. I’m one bad dice roll from being bankrupt in monopoly. Unironically this is the only way to play and win.

>>55200121
Come be my squire OP, I can't pay you, and in fact we're going to need to dip heavily into your savings, but I have big plans. Tremendous plans. And we will become extremely rich together

>>55200121
Dca into ramen

>>55200156
You’re doing everything that was asked of you
Why isn’t your life the way you want

This is part of a very poorly designed social study with fascistic elements
And a study lead that is going to pay

>>55200121
At $20 per hour for flipping burgers you’re literally robbing people. You should honestly be ashamed.

>>55200121
20 an hour is good for burger flipping, how are you making that much? I wouldn't mind a second PT job.

>>55200121
You need to lose the defeatist mentality first. Your life is what you make it, literally.
Don't fucking go to college though. Get certs in something that actually interests you. College is the biggest waste of money and time and it's not going to work well with your attitude (I dont mean that as a negative).

>>55200139
First aide.
Forklift ticket.
Licenses for as many vehicles as you can get. Truck, diggers etc.
Certificate to train other adults.

>>55200225
>too late for college at 27
No. 27 is too late for flipping burgers. Go to school.

>>55200121
I can't help you much, I only have KEK bags and I'm addicted to leftovers, sometimes working in the mcdonalds kitchen has its benefits
maybe you could start college, you always forget about money when you're studying