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My future wife is like 12 right now.

>>55213334
My future wife isn’t even born yet fren

My mom dog is my future wife

>>55213334
Future? Wife? This is /biz/

>>55213334
>help me biz my wife existed before i met her

>>55213334
And? I banged out 50 nasty hoes before her. I win.

>>55213334
Who cares she’s probably enjoying herself and climaxing rn while I’m slumped over a chair with Chex mix muddy buddy crumbs all over my lap and my soft cum covered dick in my hand

>>55213334
I mean sex is overrated, most women enjoy oral more so if you're more attractive you've basically already won

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Cuck

>>55213334
I have no interesting in getting married at any point.

>>55213368
Never black tho

>>55213334
I have no interest in getting married at any point.

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>>55213376
Pathetic cuckoldry

>>55213434
lmao

>>55213338
based

>>55213334
Ahhh man. Her butthole is going to be fucking huge.

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>>55213471
Have you tried farting?

>>55213446
insanely based

>>55213334
all of us are incels

>>55213336
Based

>>55213334
My future wife just turned 12 so no, I have to wait 2 more years.

>>55213501
This anon knows whats up.

>>55213334
Yeah, I'm aware. Too bad he's going to cheat on her and she'll divorce him.

Not my problem.

>>55213334
Then she's not my future wife.

>>55213334
Nope, i'll never have a wife, maybe an escort for some time...

>>55213336
Hot.

>>55213428
youre wrong

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How can I profit from this?

>>55213334
Nah, she thinks she's too good for other men too

>>55213334
great, the bitch comes trained ready to squeeze my dick as it should be squeezed
or just quietly while I use our savings to keep betting on things like REBATE, life sure is good

>If you are a single tranny your futureis right now
>If you are a single roastie parent your is right now
See, i can do it too.

>>55213334
I can't fix that, i'll warn young people about the boomer menace

That's not another man, that's her man you dumb frog.

>>55213334
no hymen no dimen

>>55215085
By selling your body to strangers for sex

>>55213334
No.

Sometimes you bastards are funnier than b and pol put together.

>>55213336
>>55213338
Admirably based.

fuck you

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Jokes on you, I will never have a wife, women find me repulsive and I've never had a gf and I'm 35.

>>55213334
My future wife is a child being raised in a brazilian favela. I will save her as soon as she turns 18 and bring her away from her third world shithole (as long as she remains a virgin and has an ample bosom and dumper).

>>55217576
Ultra based monkey groomer

>>55213334
I'm having sex with someone else's wife right now.

>>55213334
If you're a white cracker yes. Embrace Islam and find yourself a ripe untouched fruit

>>55213336
That old, huh.

>>55213334
Demoralization thread

My Asian gf is sleeping rn and I believe she hasn't slept with anyone else since we met :3

True. It is true.

You can get hyperfixated on the idea or just get in with it and realise that's just humans. I've fucked probably 40+ people and they're not gonna be in my mind when I find the one. I'm dating her right now and sort of willing to just capitulate and go all in. At 29 I feel the single life has run it's good course.

I actually have a theory that swinging when done in the right approach, as a shared partner experience can be beneficial to millions of dead bedrooms if done right.

>>55213334
Thanks, bro. I needed to hear that.

>>55219672
Reality is often demoralizing.

>>55215085
>The last guy is going to shove a bouquet up her ass

Very nice

>>55213334
>/biz/ - Business & Finance
This threads been up for over 15 hours. Does this mean no janny has been on the board for 15 hours?

>>55213334
My future wife is a virgin with no Covid shots or medicine.
Thanks for your concern I’m not worried

>>55213334
Why would you marry someone your own age especially if you made it

>>55213334

the only pleasure I derive from women is rejecting them

>>55222293
kek

wahmen, men, the wahmen come after the battle has been won, da fuck are you lot thinking.

>>55217709
Gigabased

>>55222293
24 hrs now. Also there is at least 5 pictures of dick cages in the catalog right now. Jannie's are glowie faggots: confirmed.

>>55213334
No thats not true, im 30 and my future wife isnt even born yet. Once im 50 she will be 20

>>55224905
This is the correct answer

>>55217576
i don't want to be a demoralization shill but i think virgin at 18 is rather optimistic for the favelas
you could save her at like 13-14 and not make a move until she's 18, if that's how you roll

Damn

Women cannot be asexual. Women love sex and love to desire sex. It's why most books targeting women are about sex.

Men love sex but they do not love much, nor dislike much the desire for sex. In fact the desire for sex is more like an hindrance and a thing to eject, precisely by wanking and ejaculation that is the pinnacle of fucking a slag.
Men still despise not loving sex, since it removes the most effective mechanism of valuation that they have (a man feels valued by a woman once she picks him up out of the male competition, telling him he won and rewarding him with the right to fuck her), which leads them to the usual mockery of being shagless dildos remaining on the shelf of the sex market controlled by women, being baby dicks and being asexual.
Men despise asexuality in men, since it shows them that sex-havers are far less dominant than the story they plays in their heads about being stronger and better than vaginas.

Women despise asexuality in men, since the few asexual men (few are handsome) no longer acknowledge women for sex nor for companionship. Some asexual men claim to still want a gf just to cuddle, but that's already a baby-level sex and we are still in the situation of validation (and the gf still wants sex anyway sooner or later) and once they have sex with a girl that they love they see sex is not so bad.

Women despise asexuality in women, precisely because women live on sex while their hate of their body for menstruating leads them to take pills which kills their desire for sex (but indeed kills their menstruation). They hate their life since through their own body, they acknowledge in their intimacy that they cannot win on both accounts: either have a comfy life or have an erotic life. Women want the erotic life.

In fact sex is so crucial to a woman, that if a woman is NOT fucked senseless EVERY WEEK, her natural hysteria starts to poor out of her pores and the neurosis kicks in. Sex is literally a medicinal drug to a woman.