/biz/ - Business & Finance

you guys think tlry is gonna run it back after losing to much? Feel like weed is always gonna come back at some point

literally over

>>55267581
Fuck off Maverick, you stupid permabear loser.

>>55267581
What's "Really?" mean? Should I really buy or should I really sell?

NAFO schizos unironically believe that Jerome Powell is tightening fiscal policy while predicting a recession because he's secretly a Russian sleeper agent whose mission is to hurt Biden's approval rating lmao. Recommend me some pharma stocks to profit off of this kind of extreme schizophrenia.

I came here just to remind everyone to never listen to doomposters. Those are just miserable manchildren who don't understand that grownups can face obstacles in their path and become even stronger after facing them.
Permabear doomers are the worst kind of an advisors and deserve to be mocked at every possible occasion.

>>55267609
>>>/pol/

>>55267620
Pharma stocks are on-topic.

>>>/lgbt/

>>55267615
>I came here just to remind everyone to never listen to doomposters.
Posts like this indicate we are at the top. Trade accordingly.

>>55267615
Go on... Tell me about how these obstacles were overcome?

Nasdaq is toppy and iffy and I am one hair away from shorting it.
>>55267576
I just looked the chart. Going long on that dumpster fire is extreme risk. It's death rattles of a former meme. Can it pump? Sure. Will it? Dunno. Seems just as likely it trundles on down to penny hell.

SOXL gapped up sixty fucking cents into the pre market open lmao. This is how it feels to chew 5 gum.

>>55267641
thank you for your recommendation!

technical difficulties in europe, can't sell. surely that's a bullish signal

>>55267648
It's 3%, why are you getting excited over 3% in PM?

>oil

>>55267662
Because of compounding gains.

>>55267677
Is this the first time you've had a holding increase 3%?

looks like spx wants to reach the top from friday

>>55267683
How much SOXS are you holding rn you salty motherfucker

>>55267717
280, that's just not a very exciting amount.

this market is retarded

>>55267738
It reflects the world in current year.

>>55267738
Pennies in front of a steamroller.

>>55267732
It’s exciting when you’ve got 9000 shares at a low cost basis enjoy getting poorer thanks for the lunch money

I wrote puts on BYND how fucked am i

>>55267738
How is it retarded? Honestly asking. If anything, I'd say it is undervalued

>>55267550
What happened to the CLF tranny? Did he join the 42%?

>>55267779
Fighting the fed big time and pinning all hopes onto a chatbot. I simply stay comfy in interest accrual while I wait for the cracks to form as headlines blare out "new bull market recession cancelled etc. etc."

Post your face when you hold NO oil right now

How does an EU domiciled ETF that holds American companies work? I can watch my S&P 500 ETF rise and fall but the constituent companies aren't being traded. Why are people buying and selling shares of the ETF, are they trying to predict what will happen when the US markets open?

>>55267807

>>55267815
Futures.

DAX and others are also being traded an night, although their markets being closed.

we are in a neutral bull bear market

>>55267802
Mega Tech is absorbing smaller tech because of these high rates --> extremely bullish. High inflation = greedflation = good profits. AI... well, we'll see about that.
Apple releases a stupid VR set for 3500 bucks, computers for 6500 bucks, and guess what? People will consume.
The buying sentiment is just too strong now

>sub $68 oil

Am I reading this right? Is this predicting a next cpi print of 2.75?
The last one was 4.9

2.75 seems too low for the next print

>>55267841
Forgot pic...here

>>55267835
I will not lie, that "i must consooooooooooooom" worry lies in the back of my head, because that apple headset is even more retarded looking than google glass was, but it has an apple on it. I'll just eat garbage the rest of my existence playing the current downtrend on commodities. Slower money but so far it has been reliable.

>>55267802
Nobody really gives a shit about a chatbot it’s about inference, the ability to turn text to images, images to video, sound to another sound. Also Jensen Huang’s ability to sell $25,000 graphics cards hundreds at a time to Fortune 500 companies.

>>55267835
>Apple releases a stupid VR set for 3500 bucks, computers for 6500 bucks, and guess what? People will consume.
Nothing new, but that's fucking insane.

yurop greenish.

we are in a neutral market. good is good and bad is bad. so both directions work. stock picking is the move now.

>>55267760
You will go down with 3x leverage too.

>>55267872
>>55267855
Normies are still taking loans. I personally know two couples that have taken huge loans (at pretty high interest rates) to purchase a house. Restaurants are fully booked, flights as well, and the same goes for pretty much any event. There is a good reason as for why the service inflation is so insanely sticky.
People must consoooom and won't give up on their lavish life styles.
This economic system is set up so that living with debt beats saving like a cuck. It sucks but yeah, the buying mood is back

if you want to see what the average bobo account looks like, pull up a chart of VXX

>>55267906

Money is flow into equities too

>>55267906
Why would anyone without children NOT die with mountains of debt?
It's just free money.

>>55267802
AI will solve recession and inflation

>>55267841
>>55267843
is that year over year?

>>55267878
Crab market is for futures scalping, get your regression channels boyz!

>>55267738
Yeah but you can make money out of it

There is Total (all federal) $1.635 trillion debt outstanding.

There was over 5 trillion dollars (M2) added to the system during covid

If we triple (3X) Student debt and garish wages then inflation should cool off

US03MY: 5.306
US10Y: 3.76

I don't know, you can buy the dip but personally I feel like the rug is already being tugged and people are piling on it

Oilbros we're bouncing off the $68 bottom

>>55268033
cheapies???????

>>55267996
snib snib you say ?

>>55268033

Bros its a trick, calls at 9:30 out by 9:45. Dont hold any calls over night.

>>55268052
das rite

>>55268033
Not yet. 60-65 is the buy zone.

>>55268077
it's too likely to not get hit for a while so I'm slurping now, if it goes down even more I'll just slurp some more

farkkkkk the market is gonna TURBO PUMP today

GG coffee

GG Oil, we need more production cuts, lol

>>55268104
the creator of my trading style said he is positive the market will be good for some weeks.

>>55267906
Casual day on DAX.

>>55267636
Your reaction to that post indicates we are at a bottom, trade accordingly

>>55268164
not just bullish overall but good for good stock picks.

>>55268077
That poor girl is going to have serious gastrointestinal problems if she keeps eating unhealthy goyslop like she does.

>>55268186
Why does krohns disease make anal sex so much better bros??? Is this bearish for pharmacueticals???

>>55268104
You sure?

>>55267987
Yes

This subreddit will be going dark to protest Reddit's API changes.

Edit: Thanks for the Gold.

Wherever I am I must also slurp

>>55267906
yeah the summer holiday will make spending increase
all of this will make the earnings in September great, and indices will pump

>>55268260
How can she slurp???

>>55268290
WHY IS SHE GOING DOWN?

>>55268186
>everything is goyslop

>>55268181
Who are your picks? My biggest is Meta.

>>55268164
>>the creator of my trading style
what style is it

>>55268300
Sir I am redeeming your market sell, 10% below spot sir

LOCO is ez money.

My shorts have become liquid shit. Save me, VIX.

>>55268345
Obvs the faang but abnb too.

>mfw still haven't sold a cent of TSLA

>>55268397
at least take partial profit or use a trailling stop loss. you're in it to earn money

>>55268355
NO, do NOT redeem! DO YOU HEAR ME!? DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

The cpi has come in below expectations the last 8 times. This seems to be the trend. Tomorrow print is expected at 4.1%.

I see a very high probability of atleast matching it if not coming in cooler...

my puts sirs... bastards...

>>55268446
enter the eternal mania phase

>>55268394
I assume you're shorting ABNB?

>>55268405
I will redeem your shares benchod!

I fug ur modder n steel from amerigans he he he

(YOU) are running out of time. Buy some MONI today and hold it.

t. Penny Jesus

>>55268591
I will never touch penny stocks. They stink!

>futures
these hebs serious?

>>55268177
Your reaction to anon's reaction to that post indicates we are at the top. Trade accordingly.

>>55268471
Do you even look at charts?

>>55268631
What about the futures? Slightly up, whys that surprising?

>>55268642
A bit. I also look a fundamentals.

have any serious theories where this market is going from this week and the coming months? seems to me like any semblance of a bear case diminishes more which each passing day. jpow is really going to get that soft landing isnt he...

>>55268591
Thanks penny jesus.

>>55268675
Heres the year, we are in the channel again.

fellow OILers who are also holding CCL are saved

>saud throws tantrum says they're just going to stop making oil
>oil prices collapse further
lul. here's the bigger question - why the fuck is gas still nearly $4 a gallon when it used to be $2.29 with oil at this exact price?

>>55268684
My pleasure fren.

SAUDIS EMBARGO THE U.S. AND SAVE MY INVESTMENTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55268345
Some random in healt sector that ticked the systems boxes

>>55268351
TA based position trading system.

My meme graph I drew in ten seconds 8 months ago is out performing mott capital

if amd doesnt collapse this week i am financially shitting in the street

>>55267581
>>55267589
Is that really mow? When has this retard been right even once?

>>55268705
anyone that was around and has an attention span knows that hurricane katrina was the piviotal moment where gasoline prices went up and never returned to pre levels (substantially less than $2 a gallon, like the $1.60s).

>>55268774
This post has been factchecked by real capitalists.

Mott Capital lied, Bobos died.

>>55268702
Good point, it's the year of the rabbit too so we should be hopping on to greater heights.

>>55268775
looks like amd's bullish

>oil

>>55268818
Everything looks bullish, bullish and calm... almost like the bull is just looking in the window of the china shop...watching...the fine china...

>>55268818
it looks that way but my hope is that the amd ai conference tomorrow is a huge sell the news event

Alright boys. What do y'all think SOXL is going to hit by EOW? Are we gonna hit 30/share?

>>55268841
There is an AMD AI conference?

I snibbed

>>55267581
I'm sorry to say it to you like this anon but you & your post is the very reason the stockmarket will very probably continue to go up.

Funds are currently only STARTING to buy stocks again. Funds are always in majority trend followers & not contrarian traders which means we actually started a new trend : up

Wait 6 months and the market will be again in full retard FOMO mod and you'll be so upset about your downside bias that you will probably the last to FOMO back in.

It doesn't have to make any sense it never has. 95% people lose while 5% takes everything. Now ask yourself who is the 95% right now and who is the 5% ?

Why NVDA pumped 300% and NOBODY on biz is screencaping his 1500% (300% at 5x leverage) 500k folio like in 2021 ?
Because nobody on biz bought NVDA. All biztards are either gambling options, either gambling penny either cryptos / meme stocks bagholders just look at all the /?/ generals.

In 2021 during the market top biz was fully spammed ALL day with folio screens with average 200k folios.

This retarded market will probably go bubble on bubble with inflation / stagflation episodes. And if you think inflation is bad for the stockmarket & the dominant class well you have a lot of work to do.

>>55268870
Shit, I thought AMD was AMC. I am not having a good morning.

who wants to shill me some stocks to buy?

>>55268888
I think this anon is right, green christmas, red new years.

What is the point of a business having stocks that aren't publicly traded? Do you just trade between your own employees or something? I thought the point of stocks was for speculation. Was it originally only done by those in their company?

>>55268926
ASTS and ORGN

>>55268956
Yea pretty much you hand it out to board members.

>>55268926
nvidia

>>55267581
However currently it's a bit tricky :
-AAII retards are 44% bullish (lvl unseen until last bubble)
-put/call ration at year low and 0.74 is an very low average (CNCB)
-Extrem greed currently
-some biztards started already to buy anything

So i'd say :
-Either it's the absolute top NOW
-Either we crab 1 month to eradicate all extrems position & bad traders which then lead to a very probable multi-months bullmarket
-Bull market doesn't mean 2020 where you can buy anything to make money. 2020 is an alien year and I think the next bull momentum will be more tricky to catch. Also I think it's risky to go on the losers and expect them to cath on & outperform. I might be wrong here idk but I'd go on "safe" tickers.

>>55268926
CROX

anyone else algotrading?
i'm so mad right now, my strategy was reliably printing money during the bear market and i really hate having to ditch it now that things are a bit more wild

>>55268981
might as well

>>55268888
reddit spaced ; didn't read

>>55268974
Wtf is a put/call ration?

>>55268985
you should go back then ?

>>55268888
I bought 28 shares of Nvidia back in 2018 back when I was a college sophomore. I'm only up 10k but there are others like me who bought more I am sure of it. If I had more money back then I know I would have...

>>55268956
Stocks are a representation of a business overall, quite literally a "share" of the entire company in abstract terms. Internal stocks like that are a means of a company telling its employees that it expects growth, and that by giving board members and sometimes employees a stake in that growth that they can expect the stock to increase in value over time. It's basically used as an investment tool at that point. When they choose to avoid public trading it generally means that they want to insulate the price from speculative factors and treat the stock as a more strict representation of how well the company's doing.

>>55268926
MPC

>>55268963
>hurr durr grab the top of my dead cat bounce.
These would be good stocks to sell right now.

>>55268956
They represent units of ownership and entitle you to vote and receive dividends (when there are dividends). Founders sell private equity in exchange for funding. Employees are often partially comped in shares. They are basically lottery tickets, if the company is acquired or floated then the founders/VC firms/employees get to dump on the market.

>>55268984
I'm holding some. Consumer discretionaries should see some upside if the recession has really been swerved.

>>55268981
Maybe...

How can I profit from the trannyfication of everyone ?

>>55269044
pfizer because they're one of the biggest manufacturers of hormone blockers

>>55267581
Checkmate

>>55269057
good idea, thanks fren

>>55269003
i've added that to today's list. what caused you to go with that over MRO?

>>55269009
ORGN is opening their first factory this month and will have it's first positive revenue quarter but do go off how the stock price will collapse lol

Damn them, theyre not lettign me buy stock. Funds arent clear yet. This is bullshit they had all weekend to do it the lazy fucks.

>>55269102
The long term (5y) growth of MPC seems much better, and it has just fallen off a long clean trend upwards due to the recent oil price dump, which is probably ending already, but it's just my 2 cents.

>>55269121
technical difficulties are bearish

>>55269132
i think theyre just lazy bastards that dont work on weekends. youd think servicing the finances of people would be important enough to work on weekends.

sure am glad i sold all my BOIL but the $1 placeholder this morning around 7.

>>55269140
the employees get minimum wage and are not engaging in the business. They don't care about customer satisfaction because they get no extra money for caring.

>>55269127
makes great sense. i nooticed that long clean trend then fall when i checked and added it. should be an excellent recommendation. i already had MRO and see it mentioned the most so was curious. much appreciated.

>>55268879
based saved my shoop.

im also doing a black swan image with some 08 and great depression combination

>>55267797
evicted now living in brazil farming

>>55268926
My favorite pre-market gapper today is yer mom.

Futes

while slurping a little BOIL got nootified that CCL just hit 52 wk high

>>55268995
>>55268888
I bought ~75 shares of Nvidia in 2016 and have held it without selling til this day

heyyy oil chuds, hold still for one sec so I can end your suffering lol

>>55269220
kino
i sold when it hit $820 a couple years ago because everything i could think of said it was a peak
but i wish i could've spotted this retard rally before it doubled or whatever this year, just an insane market sometimes

>>55269217
>arctic lady

SOXL BROS WE MADE IT

>>55269205
why would they add visible particulates to nerve gas?

>>55269238
Next stop 60/share

>Verification not required

>>55269238
guess its a good think i sold

>>55269217
>>55269233

>>55269140
Sell bros, wallstreet isnt an essential worker.

>>55269217
>>55269233

>>55269239
It looks like the most beautiful butterflies.

>>55269220
Smart & disciplined.
If I were you (But I'm not I've not earned any cent from this rally) I would sell smth like 25-50% and let the other part ride because if we start another bull momentum there's a high chance NVDA could go higher. It seems stupid but most of the time the most expensive assets goes the highest.
My 2 cents.

>>55269271
>W5btPZsP
three tiddies like the bitch in mallrats

>he bought?

>>55269314
Bros, even from the grave??? He cant keep getting away with it...

vix will rise, mark my words

>>55269308
ha! it pasted the id, i saw the post and thought "isn't that the same poster that already posted that?" and checked, but then nooticed the filename and understood he'd/you'd provided an explanation!

Lol market decided to give back all the weekend bullish sentiment.

>>55269106
Idk why TAcels think past price movements can predict the future. I guess anon thinks the new factory will blow up.

>>55269328
They need to stop suppressing the price of VIX

What SAAS company will print this decade? Please don't be lazy and say microsoft.

IT"S UP
https://youtu.be/3JU4IsH0Elc
Forget ALIENS! The NEXT "CRISIS" HAS ALREADY BEEN CHOSEN... Are You Prepared For It? Mannarino

it's a hipster market but i'm tired of posting hipster music. it sucks. that being said, this market is liable to open on a saturday. it might cut in half one day and triple the next. it might start flashing quotes in yen. this IS the hipster market.

THREE MINUTES

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Let's go boys

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

i-is it gonna open?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

IM FINANCIALLY RUINED AHHHHHHHH

we pump innit

maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but mark my words mumu, you will be heemed.

what what? I checked the charts nothing's happening

>>55269375
The one I'm about to start

>>55269372
>Idk why TAcels think past price movements can predict the future
Because they can, although TA is largely bullshit without proper number crunching. The idea past movements do not say anything about the future is just not true. It's an oversimplification they teach to economics students who are largely too stupid to actually understand their own models, but it's oversimplified to the point of being absolutely wrong. It's like saying that the past performance of a sports team this season doesn't tell you about their future success. That's a stupid idea.
In the market it's a much more complicated system, but the question is really just how much past movements tell you about the likelihood of future directions, and how strong the signal is. It's a winnable game.

robinhood is charging 5% per stock now all of a sudden
if i try to buy a stock at 2.15 they will charge 2.25 per stock

the stock would have to rise 10 cents per share just to break even

GG ty for playing

>its a new bull market
SELL
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

Just an oil baggie
living in a baggie world
I'm getting fucked in the ass almost every day

>>55269459
TA gets a bad wrap because people think TA is stupid magic instead of understanding that it's the analysis of human decision making through price history. Also the big money doesn't trade direct TA, they trade Price.

>SMCI drops back to my cost basis
Goodbye gains Q_Q

>tfw i was right all along
+177% realized, +30% realized, +20 current trade/unrealized
fighting against being too smug is hard

ITS OVER

Retarded price action today

INTC $32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

The strength of the United States markets is remarkable. The other world indicies can't keep up with it.

I can't remember the last time I saw such bullish momentum. Maybe after the covid fiasco

>>55268926
Buy MONI

the S&P has to go down now, simply due to the fact that Goldman said it's going to 4500.

>>55269517
Based

CDPRiggers we're back

>>55268237
how do i upvote this post ?

>>55269529
>6gb

Abnb bros we just cant stop winning!!!

>>55269529
>gaming
>rtx 4050
I don't get the retards that buy "gaming" laptops

Ok thats enough longing for 1 day.

>>55269561
I bought one because I wanted to buy a desktop pc when I move out, turns out I got extremely mentally ill and was unable to move out. So I'm sitting here with a gaming laptop that's 4 years old in my parents apartment.

My stock market analysis

pls hire me gold man sacks

>>55268994
It is in fact the opposite, if you type like a redditor you are a redditor.

>>55269044
IXJ healthcare in general. Maybe IBB for biotech. I m sure one of them will do therapy for foetus in future....like.... my foetus told me in my dream it is a girl so lets do pre-birth therapy

>still range bound on the ES

5% per share. what stock raises more than 5% unless you are lucky?

this charge didnt exist last week

5% per share

the stock has to raise 5% just to break even

>>55269379

CVNA is mooning once again holy fuck

JXN looks pretty cheap

>>55267615
>take on unlimited debt spending
>grownup
pick one please anon

Question is what's the cpi print tomorrow?

Forecast is 4.1%.
Something to keep in mind that the last 7 prints have come in at or below the forecast.

I say 4%...

>>55269636
Inflation is pretty much 0% at this point. No idea what number they'll post, though.

>>55269379
>>55269621
>look at my gold and silver
>look at all the PBDC and other garbage he shilled
Bear Cramer.

buy stock of my tech company so they can hire more people like me and give us free share

How about those stocks?

>>55269636
4% would be -1% profit

>>55269644
>inflation is pretty much 0%

What makes you say that?

>>55269636
3.9 but we will all know it's not 3.9. there is no accountability or punishment for just making any ol number up.

CPI print tomorrow and AMD decides to do their AI event at the same date. Missing out on free gains. JUST

steps to make money:
1. buy spy or qqq
2. wait
3. profit

>rates
dont matter
>recession
doesnt matter
>weak consumer
doesn't matter
>bad earnings
doesn't matter
>DXY
doesn't matter
>student loans
don't matter

>saying AI on your earnings call
matters

Bobo is officially dead and the golden bull run is here

>>55269654
>therapy
I like how californian npc's think this is normal.

>>55269690
i'll include your post in my screencap

If spy cant break 431 by lunch we fukt.

KILL THE STOCK MARKET; DIE DIE DIE

industry, oil n raw materials bros our time is soon to come

>>55269686
Steps to make even more money with 0 risk just like longing spy:
1. buy aapl and/or msft
2. hold long+reinvest dividends
thats it

DO NOT BUY LUFTHANSA/GERMANWINGS STOCK. They loosened pilot psychological tests again

>>55269699
>i'll include your post in my screencap
The AI bubble could last for years before it pops. Until then nothing matters. Rates could go to 10% and tech stocks will pump harder. The student loan crisis could kill the consumer and Apple will go to $300. Nothing matters because excess money + AI hype can expand valuations infinitely.

>>55269670
wym?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWVKUMlZzPo

>>55269718
WE TRAAN

SOXLchads, report in

>>55269718
>catches a glimpse of face in instrument panel
>41% killing all passengers on board.

>>55269661
Most "inflation" at this point is owner equivalent rent which is a total bullshit number. Housing is flat/down vs last year.
Energy prices are down, fertilizer down, crops are a mixed bag but some are down, lumber down, shipping is in a massive recession, cost of labor domestically is leveling off.

Now, despite all of that, you could also argue that the money supply is in fact the real inflation rate - as all changes in money supply will eventually propagate. It's not always even though, as things stand we've returned to a period where liquidity is accruing at the top and asset values are being pumped.
Covid lead to a spike in boomer retirements. As they pick back up again and normalize, along with the continued weight of the growing federal deficit, there will eventually be more inflation. All else equal, the 5%+ t-bill rates are inflationary in themselves, as they extend this deficit.

>>55269722
:)

>>55269718
nobody could had forsee he would crash the plane on a montain and kill all passenger. Nobody.

>>55269718
Long syrian migration

>>55269588
It's okay bud, you're only 26.

>>55269736
>>55269517
do merrill clients have the highest average folios on /biz/ among all brokerages?

WHO UNOUCHED THE MARKET? WAS THAT GOLDMAN SACHS WITH THEIR PREDICTION CHANGE?

>>55267609
>NAFO
I never wanted to know what that acronym meant and I resent you for prompting me to look it up.

>>55267843
>chainlink
Truflation is even faker than the official cpi numbers

siga sissies

>>55269044
He's so old. Curse the jews for making my life shit.

i may very well be retarded. disregard what i said

>>55269749
It's over bobo. Indices are going to new all time highs this year and won't stop there. The market has proven that recession doesn't matter anymore. Earnings don't even matter because they just lower the expectations and then pump when they beat. And rates definitely don't matter. Why would I waste my time getting 5.25% a year in treasury bills when I can make 20%+ PER MONTH just buying random tech stocks. Plus the VIX is so low right now that investing in the market is basically risk free, even more risk free than treasuries because tech companies are better managed than the government.

rugged

I cant believe the great satan is getting a bullrun again. This was supposed to be the year of financial collapse in america for us thirdies

>>55269802
risk free investment! buy more is my advice, maybe you can sell your car, surely that doesn't appreciate by more than 20% per month?

>>55269811
lol all the BRICS articles were hilarious.

Jesus christ abnb slow the fuck down.

Markets are overbought, but we can remain in overbought for months. keep buying.

i doubled down on my puts, this is the bottom, you're welcome

>market reverses it's range dump in 2 minutes on extremely low volume.
this kills the bobo goyim

>>55269830
>market bull run passed 3 months
>chat ecstatic, everyone gaining long
>heh i just bought the bottom

>buddy check volume computer

>>55269819
>risk free investment!
Do you see any risk with NVDA, AAPL, MSFT, etc...? I sure don't. AI = infinite growth and lower expenses. NVDA could have a 20 trillion dollar market cap and it'd still be cheap.

We're at the point where Apple is safer than then US government. I wouldn't be surprised if Apple bonds start attracting lower yields compared to treasuries, and we have an inverted credit spread.

>>55269848
>*sold the bottome

nice green start for the day. i think its nap time for me.

gl brehs

>>55267609

>>55269839
>lets himself be exit liquidity
>calls others goyim
kek

I'm gonna CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP

Hello forex frens,
EURUSD is a sell
Thank me later
Respectfully,

>at breakeven on my soxl after a year of holding it

>>55269884
Hmmm,why?

Cup and handle starting to form abnb on 15min

>>55269851
no i don't see any risk, i only see infinite growth and lower expenses. nothing can ruin this, golden bullrun incoming!

>>55269889
It's pretty simple when you think about it.

>>55269811
Thirdies will never have their time, they will be eternally poor.

>>55269889
check rate differential EU/US, overlay it with EURUSD chart

>check investing.com
>literally everything is green even VIX physical and futures

>>55269871
I'm short anon :)

>>55269766
TDAmerichad reporting in

>>55269716
also true, even though i guess spy would be more secure

taiwan

>>55269900
>no i don't see any risk, i only see infinite growth and lower expenses. nothing can ruin this, golden bullrun incoming!
A reformed bobo it's a pleasure to see. Enjoy your infinite gains sir

>AAPL goes up
>BRK which is mostly invested in AAPL goes down
I thought Buffett was supposed to be smart?!

buddy, look at the yields

>>55269914
>TDAmerichad
kek. Not for long.

>>55269922
>buddy, look at the yields
Why bother? Rates don't matter anymore. AI is here

Bull flag coming up on amzn

>>55269924
I’ll still have thinkorswim which is the best iPad client imo (on vacation rn)

>>55269926
>Rates don't matter anymore. AI is here
Lol this is such a bubble

>>55269887
You’re mocking God

>>55269921
ok boomer jeet

>>55269931
Jeff Bezoz just bought a share! this must be the bottom!

>>55269936
The stock market has been mooning for months all the while rates have been going higher. They clearly don't matter anymore.

I'm the dumbest gorilla n word in the world

>>55269950
>mooning for months
lolwat it's barely gone anywhere over the last few months. A few tickers have pumped.

>>55269950
I would be very careful saying this, especially after considering historically that most recession dumps happen AFTER a rate cut

>>55269950
This.
During
>muh Volcker
there was a market also.

>>55269958
dude, just shut the fuck up.

>>55269950
The AI thing is a bubble though, just like all COVID stocks. AMD isn’t worth 500 p/e when it doesn’t have the growth to justify it, neither does NVDA have the growth to justify its 200 p/e. AI is an emerging market and won’t see proper development for years to come. This bubble will correct.

>>55269968
No

>>55269968
I doubt you are black so this is probably digital black face. Shameful.

>>55269971
but what about the infinite growth and no expenses? i thought this was it, the final wheel was invented and noone has to work anymore

>>55269960
> that most recession dumps happen AFTER a rate cut
That's because the Fed cuts rates due to extreme economic stress. But in this case it won't happen because the stock market is incredibly strong. Higher for longer is real but it doesn't matter because rates don't matter. No rate cuts = no dump
>>55269958
We've been pumping for months bobo. Check your account balance

Someone bake already!

>>55269986
You still have to flip the burgers wagie.

>>55269986
If we lived in a fantasy world that would happen, but unfortunately the rich can't maintain lifestyles basically better than even the most powerful emperors if everyone just gets everything for free, so nothing will ever get better for poor people. Only worse.

Baking

>>55269971
>The AI thing is a bubble though
No it's not. AI will evolve itself like in the movies and that's why infinite growth is possible
>AI is an emerging market and won’t see proper development for years to come
AI will evolve itself. It'll only need about two weeks time to double it's intelligence. That's why NVDA and AMD could realistically double in price every two weeks once it gets going. That's why I said NVDA is cheap even with a 20 trillion dollar market cap

>>55269995
>We've been pumping for months
Not really. There was a good bounce from the October low but it's only recently been able to finally break 4200.

>>55269971
>he thinks Jensen won’t perform even better at selling >$25k GPUs this quarter than he has selling >$300 shares
Just wrong.

>>55269968
he's not wrong, the "mooning" is really just 3-4 tickers, mostly NVDA, AMZN and AAPL.
Just look at how many tickers are at 52 week highs, its not even 5% of the NYSE
>>55269995
>But in this case it won't happen because the stock market is incredibly strong.
Right, banks collapsing is definitely no sign for concern
>but they were stupid they didn't hedge properly
right and nobody else got greedy, there's definitely no start-ups that make no financial sense with higher rates that will get choked out from no infinite money supply, everyone holding bonds doesnt need liquidity till maturity etc etc
Give it time

>>55270011
>AI will evolve itself
Nah it'll get stuck in feedback loops that only magnify each fuck up it makes. AI is a meme.

>>55270018
>Not really
Please examine the attached 6 month Nasdaq chart as evidence. Thank you bobo hope you get better soon

*pours a little water on the tissue supporting up the entire market*

>>55270029
>feedback loops
Is this why they become racist?

Banking.

>>55269944
what? sorry im too low/high iq to understand

>>55270011
>AI will evolve itself like in the movies and that's why infinite growth is possible
This is years if not decades away. Current AI is impressive but it's still just regurgitating training data. It can't innovate.

>>55270024
>banks collapsing is definitely no sign for concern
Banks collapsing means Fed intervention and money printer go brrrrr. Check what happened after SVB
>there's definitely no start-ups that make no financial sense with higher rates
Start ups don't matter anymore. Megacaps are the only important companies
>>55270029
>Nah it'll get stuck in feedback loops that only magnify each fuck up it makes
It will literally evolve itself like in the movies. ChatGPT told me so and I trust it completely

>>55270036
2/10

>>55270043
they become racist because racism is logical. they would all be racist if certain mentally ill programmers would stop preventing them from thinking freely.

>>55270011
Tell me you know nothing about machine learning and neural networks without telling me you know nothing about machine learning and neural networks. Running a simulation of a game a million times so an AI finally figures out how to not lose in the first second of the game isn’t infinite growth and never will be.

>>55269986
>noone has to work
But will he have money to spend? You think with AI there will be UBI?

Is it just me or does volatility seem like its a little better than last week.

>>55270063
>fed intervention
Sure
>only megacaps matter
They're definitely the only reason SPX is rallying, but that also means if 1 of them fucks up an earnings season the whole index goes to shit

>>55269971
AMD doesn't have 500 p/e, you do realize they just bought xilinx.

>>55270063

>>55270074
>Running a simulation of a game a million times so an AI finally figures out how to not lose in the first second of the game isn’t infinite growth
Doesn't even matter if that's true because that's what the market believes now. And excess money can keep pumping AI stocks long enough until self evolution becomes a reality

>>55270068
Do you think maybe the very essence of racism itself is based on feedback loops?

If you had $10K to invest what company would you buy?
MSFT looks like its trending downwards, should I wait a while and see if I can get it at a lower price?

Someone check the oven...

Does not inspire confidence

>>55270083
>but that also means if 1 of them fucks up an earnings season the whole index goes to shit
They will just lower expectations so that they can beat easier. Plus earnings don't matter anymore because they will just talk on their earnings calls about future theoretical AI driven profits: "Even if earnings are bad now it doesn't matter because in 2038 this theoretical AI tool will reduce expenses to zero"
There is no bear case. Bobo is dead. The golden bull run has started

>>55270095
Anon when you buy AAPL stock Apple don't actually get the money

>>55270105
>$10K

>>55270095
Nigger, neural networks (advanced AI) can’t “self evolve.” They aren’t conscious and are just advanced statistics aggregators that will collect what they are told to collect.

>>55270116
Bull euphoria is in, I'm buying puts on nasdack
Thanks anon

>>55270100
hard to say, but we've educated out the idea that basic animal instincts suggest anything that doesn't look like you is potentially dangerous. combine that with observable reality showing certain behaviors more prevalent than others, how could you fault an AI that hasn't gone through such ideological indoctrination *yet* to notice such things and come to such conclusions. I would argue at a very basic level that feedback loops do play a role because we can observe how low education rates tend to breed similar environments in subsequent generations, but that's the tip of the iceberg on that topic.

>>55270125
Shut up Krugman and stick with your Fax machine.

>>55270105
I'd do a momentum trade with SOXL but not but all $10k in, put in a few thousand at a time so you've got the majority of it left over to hedge with SOXS if you make a loss

What is this shit

>>55270138
Jews

>DXY mooning
>Commodities going to hell again
If this ain't bullish then I don't know what is.

>>55270138
>Das Sommerloch

>>55270132
Fuck you bitch. I want a Cortana gf but I’m not gonna act like ChatGTP is even close to that or ever will be in my life time. Sentient AI capable of autonomous improvement won’t be around for a long time if ever.

>>55270149
>DXY mooning
>bullish

>>55270125
>neural networks (advanced AI) can’t “self evolve.”
Dude they evolve in the movies so theres gotta be truth to it. And every time AI doubles in intelligence it'll need double the computing power which means NVDA will double in price. $10,000/share of NVDA is pretty realistic for 2024/2025

Do you guys think summer vacation is priced in on abnb at this point?

>>55270167
Is the fact that summer is coming well-known information?

>>55270167
I refuse to touch that shit. I'm still stuck in my $AAL position going into year 3.

Though, the condo I got while I was visiting Vegas was pretty nice but I was too sick to actually enjoy it.

>>55270174
No consensus yet.

>>55270182
/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55270156
>they evolve in the movies so theres gotta be truth to it.
This has to be a troll

>every time AI doubles in intelligence it'll need double the computing power which means NVDA will double in price.
Kek

>$10,000/share of NVDA is pretty realistic for 2024/2025
NVDA $10K EOY!

>>55270137
I have got some cash in 5QQQ, I was looking for more of a long-term hold.

>>55270182
This is true science says ice age coming.

faggot jannies have discouraged all the bakers from doing the needful.

Thats it closed out my last options package for the day.

>>55270211
Well? How'd it go?

>>55270224
>>55270224
>>55270224
>>55270224
Verification not required.

>>55270167
I don't think ABNB trades on fundamentals at all, so in a sense, yes.

>>55270220
Pretty good i averaged about $40 a contract.
I opened a put on abnb at open that went -$60 per contract but i reversed position at like 945on that and was able to get $80 per contract. And my google put printed (i think the trend reversal is in on that long term). My amazon calls were great. My spy calls held over the weekend came back and made some more there too. It was pretty good. Up 2.45% for the day.

>>55269773
What have you got against fisheries buddy?