/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55371100
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 1,989.489B, 102P = 19.505B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,037.102B, 106P = 19.218B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Why gme no moass?
Why bbbyq no $0?
Why float no drs one (1) time?
Why I no rich?

This, and a Golden Sun remake.

This really is the end isn’t it. Not even a bang, but a whimper…..

>ryan violently rugpulled retail redditnigger bedbathbaggots
>surely this is good news for gameniggers
>chewy was NEVER profitable until after cohen left
>gme has ONLY trended downwards since cohen has been on the board
ryan is a very successful businessman indeed

I'm on vacation and haven't checked anything GME related in the last three days for the first time in almost three years. Can someone give me the tldr? Are we gonna wagmi or not?

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.
>>55371100
nice digits

the clock is ticking rian cohen. You have 5 days to moass this bitch, or ill start fudding your shit.

>>55371210
>the 3 last were were chill but NOW im getting angery
kek

>>55371210
I’m with you. A few more days and I will LARP as the biggest shill I’m going to convince at least a few anons to sell

>>55371172
Ngmi; Ryan said the company needed the exact amount you spent on your vacation to keep going and MOASS, but you were selfish and blew it for everyone

>>55371226
>the last 3 years
sry i had a stroke

>tfw MOASS

>>55371127
Camelot's not really doing much these days are they?

>>55371197
WAGMI.

>>55371238
You’ll only convince more to keep holding and buying. Tyfys.

>>55371144
What more can hedgies to that could illicit any additional responce? We've flatlined. No more volatility to ride for anybody. And we're still not selling. Go figure, you can't do anything more to sway ppl one way or another. No more head games, just the brutal reality that you don't deserve to be in charge anymore. You have lost your elite privileges.

>>55371280
I think the rumor mill is that they redid their old webpage for the game because a remake is in the works.

COHENIGGER WHERE IS MY MONEY?

WHERE IS MY MONEY LEWBOWSKI?

I wish I had shorted AMC

>>55371144
Double checked.

>>55371238
we can do it anon, we will fud cohbani to jumpstart the moass

AMC: Original Recipe and AMC 2 are getting redeemed sers

That's it, I'm swinging.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

Y'all motherfuckers is crazy. Cohen bitch ass pussy ain't doing shieeeet. All talk, no action motherfucker bitch ass ain't giving me no lobster boils for dinner. Dis motherfucker no season this bitch ass wypipo stock, das why it's red

The hedgies do realize that if they drop the price below $23, they'll just create another opportunity for the insiders to keep buying, right?

>>55371521
It's da hedgies!!!

>>55371459
Which ticker is AMC2? I forget which is which now

>>55371557
BBBY(Q)

>>55371546
Sneed. Short it if you're so sure. But I know you won't because you're a pussy who never puts his money where his mouth is.

Remember frens, CHUMP.
Comfy
Holding
Unbothered
Moisturized
Patience

>>55371462
You do that boo-boo.

Verification not required.

>STILL no Starfield Constellation edition in stock at GamesCock
>and anywhere

Largest financial planner on YouTube making fun of gamestop being a dying store. Ahahahahahahaha

スニード ヘジーズ

For me, I've just stopped caring. About anything. And I frankly refuse to do so until moass occurs and remain steadfast in the hope that enough other people will do the same that it finally occurs.

Bros. It looks like Gamestop is being hamstrung by hedgies and it is up to us to set it free. I am assembling a team for this arduous mission. Will you join me?

Once the movie comes out people that don’t hold are really going to think it’s over. I’m curious to see if the names are changes

>>55371736
>Stockton Rush
do jews really?

>>55371601
500 at 23.85, another 700 last week at an average of about 26. I will buy when it's under 20. Chohen has forced my hand.

>>55371736
So was the titanic submarine O2 countdown for something else as well..?

>>55371776
It's literally just marketing to get you watching the TV to see ads. That thing collapsed and everyone on board died instantly but they dragged it on to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Anyone else comfy, breathing air and being above sea level in non-freezing conditions?

>>55371904
>STOCK
>TON
>RUSH

>>55371904
ngl, being comfy, breathing air and being above sea level in non-freezing conditions is one of my favorite experiences. i know, i know, nazi and stuff. but still.

Kek spyggots and Kek crypto baggies.

>>55371904
>Whatcho mean I can't just ignore the laws of physics to do one over on James Cameron
Even this nigger be cleverer than that CEO

squeeze

Up

BUY BUY BABY
IT'S NOT FOR LONG

>>55371980
What on God's green earth is that man? Is he an Abbo?

Verification not required.

>55372058
Wrong thread, shill

AAAAA WE ARE REVERSE MOASSING

TOP OF THE MORNING

>>55372071
>Man
Anon, I...

>>55371100

>>55372071
He purtty

LOOK AT ME

You'll be seeing some fireworks this Fourth of July
;)

>>55372129
u got linked to the wrong thread fren. only /x/ tier wagmis allowed here.

>>55372164
I hope so

>>55371226
this is me except ive been doing this for a year now

>>55371575
Fiesty baggie

>>55372255
>RC ID
GET A MOVE YOU YOU CRACKER!

Kek shills

I'm going to have a sugar baby wet nurse set up when this pops.
Pay a cute teen to have my child, and offer her employment as a milk machine for as long as she desires, obviously at a competitive salary.
Then move on to the next untouched 18 year old womb, and start it all over.
Breast milk is always in demand, so with even a tiny bit of profit skimmed off the top, I'll be making good money as well as having a constant flow of top-shelf pussy and healthy heirs.
They say to do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
Well, i love turning cute girls into heifers, so for me it's hucow farming or bust.

>>55372292
Deeranon, the world is not so dark and cold so long a I know you are out there...

>>55372072
It's a date, you mong. I need the copium.

>>55371775
You averaged down, or swing traded? If you can successfully swing trade then God bless you because I sure ain't the one that can.
>>55372122 checked
Stop it. That's not a woman. I know we live in a clown world, but you're not gonna stand there and bold-faced tell me that's a woman lmao.
>>55372136
That he ain't lmao.

>>55372122
>>55372136
Don't tell them about the neanderthal dna

>>55372267
Impotent smigger

>>55372292
I mean just from an artistic standpoint this is lovely.

>>55371557
It used to be loopring, but the numbers are based off of significance, not chronologically, so it's BBBYQ now

pump it

>>55371557
GERN

>>55372550
LOUDER

>>55372335
I had 1700 shares. I'm done holding this with no returns for nearly three years. In fact, I am down bigly. I don't recommend it, but I am going to start swinging the majority of my stack to at least get to green again. I don't believe in moass anymore thanks to Chobani.

>>55372551
MMLP, SIG, WEED, RKT

why is AMC1 being redeemed? they do something?

>>55372663
legacy distractos
>>55372681
playing movies about bashing trannies

I wish Ryan were trapped in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean, then he would feel a fraction of the mental anguish and suffering I've endured over the last two years having my entire networth trapped in the sinking ship known as GME

>kino

>the pattern has changed
>the shill pattern is changing
>the financial narritave with MSM and the little youtubers is changing
>angry (((sellers))) are getting more intricate
fuck me, we are edging boys.

>>55372753
we've been going up pretty much every day now during market hours, most of the dump happens before market opens and we erase it before EOD. Algorithm is treading water.

>>55372776
Yeah it’s hard not to think something changed with the algo.

I bought 15 more shares today at $23.8

>>55372826
How does it feel knowing you just locked yourself in for SIX MILLION DOLLARS?

>>55372753
>>55372776
>>55372786
It must all become flat

>>55372856
> SIX MILLION DOLLARS

Cool it with the antisemitism.

>>55372776
You know who I wish was treading water? Ryan in a submerged submersible

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>55372883
It's not antisemitic. I'm just using some impossible made up retard number.

>>55372856
Good

>>55372895
>using a bucketshop in 2023
Even though you would expect bucketshops to perform well when their customer assets decline in value, curiosly the exact opposite happens quite often. These types of brokers do poorly in bear markets despite being short against their customers. 1929 is a good analogue to today in many ways.

>>55371107
>file deleted
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GME TO ZERO

>that trailer

Roaring kitty was in on it wasnt he and sold us down the river

>>55373002
don't know what trailer but yes

>>55373018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=PPEqKTM8aFw&fbclid=IwAR3Iwkt8CQiqgfk9lrYVObHGJUC3rekAUg9JkQnn7sxVB_l8HZ6GZNfsKeM

>>55372948
what THE FUCK am I supposed to do now then smart ass? HUH?? SOMEONE here said brokers are ok to use im dialing them on the phone shaking and no one is answering

>>55373039
Holy Shit. This looks bad. Nobody looks at all like the characters. There was no sign of Ryan anywhere. Didn’t see vlad either. Didn’t hear any names mentioned either

>>55373050
nevermind im in false alarm I was about to scream nigger on the phone

>>55373039
looks terrible

>>55373039
They're really going after him, huh? He didn't create this. It's not his fault that he found a way to wagmi, for so many other people to wagmi. DFV truly stands for DindunuFVin.

For all the crap he gets, at least Madoff turned himself in, in the end. I don't think any of these guys will have even the honor to not cheat their way out or take the easy way out.

sirs

>>55373060
Vlad was in the ending montage, but it's fair that you missed him since they found an actor who looks like Paul Dano, true to life vis a vis DFV:Vlad.

>>55373039
DO SOMETHING DFV

Kinda weird how every financial rag is writing about this movie as if it were somehow related to the stock. I didn’t see this much excitement for any other movie that involves a company

>>55373140
The real movie will be made post moass and have Nicholas Cage as coked up ken Griffin

>>55372733
Based and unhinged

RRP 1,994.711

PARTICIPANTS 103

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

STOP THE FOOLING AROUND
BETTER THINK OF YOUR FUTURE
TIME TO STRAIGHTEN RIGHT OUT
ELSE YOU'LL WIND UP IN JAIL

>>55372753
We just recently closed about the downward sloping trendline, around the time of Ryan's recent purchase. That craft fella knows the buy windows lol

>>55373181
I swear nothing has proven to me more that we’re close than this number starting to down.

Why BBBYQ not redeeming my basterd!!!

>>55373196
**Closed above

>>55373162
I can't fucking wait for that. Get Pedro Pascal to work with him again, shave his head and put some glasses on him and he'll look just like Steve Cohen.

>>55373039
Reminder DFV had to sign off on this. He sodl and sodl out

I swear nothing has proven to me more that it's over than the stock price continually going down

>>55373162
And Danny Devito playing RC

>55373215
He’s become a public figure you lying faggot.

Going to get takeout pizza (I've been having a craving lately), you guys want a pizza?

>>55373235
i prefer diogiornio's

>>55373232
What and his wife and baby. In the trailer it makes our fanboys going to his house and shit, its gonna come out he sold because he couldn't handle the reddit retards

>55373225
>continually going down

>>55371301
Neat. They still have RPGs on the docket for hiring and aren't just stuck with sports spinoffs.

>>55373250
Zoom out

>>55373250
>chose to post YTD instead in 1Y
intradasting

why haven't we mooned yet, my bastards?

>55373261
Ok

>>55373246
>DEBUNKED
>DEBUNKED
>DEBUNKED
Um this is misleading and I’m going to mark it as DEBUNKED. We’re trying to foster a cohesive movement here, so this misinformation can’t be allowed to lead newcomers astray. Also, next time post a source or I will delete in on the spot. Thanks for the cooperation and welcome to /GME/.

>>55373039
can't make through the first 30 seconds. and they can take their 'Dumb Money' title and stick it, hellspawn goblins. BACK TO THE PIT FROM WHENCE YOU CAME

>he doesn't believe in Jesus.Christ of Nazareth, our Lord and Saviour
MANY SUCH CASES!
SAD!

>>55373264
>>55373267
>he zoomed out to the 5Y instead of to the 1Y
intradasting

>>55373274
Remember to dislike the video

>55373261
>55373264
>continually going down

>>55373039
this is gonna be the perfect explanation for everyone why were rich while theyre poor. and just in time.

>55373279

>>55373288
>-30% isn't down bro
>flat chads stay winning
fucking kek

kek dumbfuck baggies

>what is DCA
oh am i laffy taffy

Everyone here had an average of $180 in 2021

cap or cap, little boy

>55373327
Why do you care?

>>55373327
We bought DFVs bags

>>55373321
>thinking DCA works when the stock has only been in a downtrend since the squeeze
>but bro i went all-in at $15 and now my cost basis is 15 cents please believe me
fucking kek

>55373339
>we

>>55373335
Because my bags are heavy and my arms are getting tired, not to mention my will is sapped

>>55373335
because i like to bully people on the internet

>55373340
>has only been in a downtrend
I actually hope your life depends on me selling this stock and you’re not a paid shill. I look forward to you turning yourself into a puddle. I truly mean that.

>>55373285
>has a youtube account
YNGMI

>>55373039
We’re close

>B B B Bankruptcy is a banned text and automatic six day vacation
The absolute fucking state of tranny jannies. Kill yourselves immediately.

>>55373349
>he thinks covering a short position means the stock goes to 1 million dollars
>he didn't notice the several instances of literal 100%+ runs on the stock since the squeeze followed by the FTDs cratering
>he attributes this to some grand conspiracy theory rather than the simple fact that anyone short pre-squeeze likely ate the loss a year ago by now
>he is a redditnigger
>he won't go back

>>55373380
real? you have my curiosity but I don't want to try it

wohoa lots of words

>>55373276
based, synagoggles of satan NGMI

>>55373412
i accept your concession

>1 removed reply
i'm in your head now, this is bad for you

>spends his morning fudding a bankrupt stock
>has to fud gme now
shit life

>>55373235
For me, it's Little Caesars

>>55373349

Idk if anyone seen an implosion in a submarine but MOASS will look a lot like that. Shorts are literally in a position where they CAN'T close. Melvin was losing $1 billion a day and INSTINET had 67 Billion Dollar in excess premium Charge. Anyone also remember leaked DTCC email from Susquehanna for 48 Billion $ margin call? MOASS is bigger than anything you can possibly imagine. If any of these shills tell you $1000 for GME stock is a low price, you don't understand the scale of this mess. When this is over, people will be calling for literal heads of these Wallstreet frauds with guilotines. However big you think this MOASS is, think 1000x.

>>55373151
Yeah the movie about blackberry really sucked

>>55373440
>thinking anyone itt believes anyone's claims of using the filter
>mistakenly admitting that my posts are so jarring for him to view that he must use the 4channel safe space hugbox feature
you ain't on reddit anymore, nigger

>>55373448
I hope 2100 shares will be enough for my future generations. I want to sell 100 of them and live my life in the present

>l-look at me!!!

>>55373472
>no refunds

>>55373472
Rest assured Mr. Seagull, I am monitoring the situation.

woah he's still going

>>55373483
your bonds

This actually profoundly sad. Kek. This is this niggers whole life.

>>55373448

>>55373448

These shorts are literally in a fight for their freedom. It's not just about the money for these folks anymore. This is one kryptonite they can't get rid of. Here is a list of short bagholders from Archegos court filing.

This is the Armageddon. Those who ignored naysayers and bought shares will be rewarded with greatest wealth humans receive. Think of overstock and what it did but times 1000x. It is the trade of your life time and nothing will come close to it ever.

Want to whine about current price action? Price is fake. Don't believe me? Sell your fucking shares and go away. Pussys like you don't deserve money anyway.

>>55373498
But when do we get the money though

>>55373373
OOHHH LOOK AT ME I USE NITTER

>>55373498
Im here for the money i dont care what these rich fags wanna do

>>55373504
who cares? you're not having fun? die.

>>55373521
kinda disappointed that it imploded and not a 5 day starvation fest

>Shills be shilling
Looking forward to UBS collapsing in the coming months. Sewer slides are the only way to preserve your family name.

>>55373552
Found the Gamestop corpo shill gaslighting everyone

>>55373039
Jesus Christ what the fuck lol. They didn't even dye Offerman's hair gray like the actual Ken Griffin.

w e w l a d
e w l a d
w l a d
l a d
a d
d

>>55373541
so they died few days ago?

Oh another red day for GME? What else is new?,

Lmao kek broke ass baggies

>>55373541
Implosion was the obvious outcome of pushing carbon fiber past its crush depth. Carbon fiber doesn't bend like metal, it stays stiff right up until it cracks, and even the tiniest crack at those pressures was fatal.

>>55373448
remember Thomas petterfy on fucking live TV saying
>yez, yez, ze ztock iz twenty dollarz worthz, but we needz it to be lower, rite?
and the caster looking at him like
>congrats you fucking donut you confirmed their thesis again
pic not rel

>>55373611
The media is keeping the drama ongoing so they can keep viewership up. The tin can most likely cracked and was crush in a split second killing everyone onboard instantly.

>>55373060
vlad is in the trailer hes played by sebastian stan

>>55373611
They found the tail of the sub

>>55373617
They should have use titanium though out

That movie is going to paint Kenny as some cool level headed genius as if he didn't lie under oath and then vomit live on stream. Does this look like the face of someone in control?

>>55373706
kek vomities

>>55373635
I think the biggest crack in their armor is that this issue exists at a level of retarded boomer traders and executives who have no concept of OPSEC/COMSEC like their security-state equivalents. They can't delegate their GME problem to subordinates because their businesses are guaranteed to go bankrupt if retail doesn't sell first. All their personal wealth is tied up in assets which track the market and have insider trading windows, so they can't even retire to dodge the bullet. Kenny pouring money into real estate is a clue.

>>55373675
Even a steel alloy of appropriate thickness would have been better... but the founder hired his engineers for diversity points rather than merit, so here we are.

they never post body... thats why they're NGMI

>>55373706
They’re obviously trying to meme their version of events into being the accepted reality

>>55373762
but will it blend?

>>55373725
Someone posted a quote tweet to a hysterical conservative claiming this, something like,
>You honestly think a billionaire, trying to wooh other billionaires to his metal coffin, did this for woke points? When the explanation is as simple as, "Miserly rich guy trying to cut costs in order to raise his margin."? Because the latter has been happening for far longer than the former.
And I'm convinced. I mean, if you think DEI is a grift to cover for corporate malfeasance in general, I dunno why that wouldn't apply here, too. He didn't hire bad engineers because they were (((marginalized))), he hired them because they were cheap and he was cheap.

>>55373773
>Big Short comes out
>Everyone is convinced that shorts were the good guys and not the cause of the implosion
>VW quietly swept under the rug
Don't breathe that, it's hedgie smoke.

>>55371100
checked.
wagwi.

>>55373875
they were also diverse - low IQ

>>55373875
It's probably cost cutting but not directly in wages, competent engineers tend to actually stand up and refuse to sign off on designs they realize are fucked. Incompetent ones just stamp any old shit through which makes the boss happy.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>55373912
>competent engineers tend to actually stand up and refuse to sign off on designs they realize are fucked

That's what the viewing window manufacturer did. They would only certify it to ~1300m. The builder of the sub refused to pay for a better designed window due to cost.

>>55373927
Doesn't surprise me in the slightest, deal with that kind of shit all the time at work.

>>55373875
>When the explanation is as simple as, "Miserly rich guy trying to cut costs in order to raise his margin."? Because the latter has been happening for far longer than the former.
Carbon fiber is more than 10x the price of steel of equivalent strength, and has worse implosion-resistance characteristics. The only reason you'd prefer carbon fiber is for weight saving, which is a minor factor when designing a deep submersible. Incompetent engineering is the only explanation.

>>55373927
HOLY KEK

>>55373744
>>55373725
>>55373498
>>55373448

Whole situation explained by anon.

Holy shit look what they did to the sticky on /pol/

I’m fucking dead

>>55374124
on desktop it's even funnier

>British-pakistani billionaire goes missing
ISRAELLLLLLL

>>55374252
Did they check the submarines?

>>55374124
go back

>>55374124
By why did they not test the sub?

how long can this go on?

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1671965203855204352?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

>>55374353

Our "CEO" IS EATING OUR PROFITS

>>55374353
> boss = shareholders

what does this mean?

>>55374353
DO SOMETHING RYAN!

>>55373912
This I sorta buy more. Doesn't even have to be a competence issue; if you're having trouble getting a position because every hiring manager shills shitcoins on /biz/ on the side, you're not going to want to piss off the one guy who hires you. But I stand by the idea that he hired them because he's a cheap shit who knew he could pay them a lower salary.
>>55373944
>Since I cheaped out on engineers I can afford this sick carbon fiber body.
The hubris of the entire enterprise is at odds with the compassion you want to ascribe to this dude. If he were woke, statistically-speaking, he'd have had to have invited an Indian or Chinese dude onto Mr. Charon's Wild Ride.

>>55374353
RC is going to be CEO only for a month confirmed let's go fellas 4th July titty litty

>volume at 1.42 million with 15 minutes left

>>55374417
WAATMI

>>55374363
100% runup imminent

>>55374353
How about you double MY pay?

>>55374464
it can't be that simple... or can it?

we need schizos here asap

reverse split imminent

Kek dumb fuck baggies

>>55374535
I don't like the sound of that

>>55374495
He's not getting paid in shares to double his position so it's either that or it's a cute "he does it for free" joke about his wife and kids.

>>55374361
WHEN WILL THE PUBLIX TRIPS END, RYAN?!

lmao

what's the star birthmark about?

>>55374615
When you short the float twice over you’re still fucked. Kek

>>55374628
kek shorties

>>55374615
dang, it's really over

Why'cho not leik me jannee?

>>55374619
Star of David

We're going to be ITT shitposting about DUMB MONEY and how badly it portrayed retail investors and the situation and oh yeah... WE'LL STILL BE WAITING ON THE FUCKING moass

>>55374565
>>55374615
called it

>>55374646
i see

>>55374633
>Count

search up 2x0=0 in google images. fucking dumb storm troopers

>>55374615
Does he mean it doesn't matter how many shares you have if it's going to $0? Bros I shouldn't have put my life savings in at $220.....

>>55374671
more like Citadel 'doubling' their profits despite holding securities sold, yet to be purchased.

2x0=0

>>55374615
I say we triple his salary

>>55374565
>>55374653

>>55374353
But Ryan you don't take a salary.

>>55372895
>broker denies you access you your trades
>in the Year of Our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three
>hOw CoUlD ThEy HaVe DoNe ThIs?1?11?
You can't make this shit up...

>>55374720
Cohen jannie confirmed.

>>55374671
1600 or 400? get your numbers straight!

Being able to pursue your passions without worrying about a paycheck is one of the biggest perks to being rich. Although unless you're like RC and your goal is a massive undertaking like revolutionizing a video game store and defeating Wall Street, there's going to be a bit more pressure. Pretty cheeky of him to brag about this though.

>>55374353
Ryan’s pay doubled because he just became the CEO of two companies. GME + BUYBUYBABY/TEDDY.

>>55374653
Please Smugma post more often anon, it made my day better.

>I've invested everything into a company ran by a janny who does it for free

Isn't a ceo who refuses a cash salary more inclined to make the share price go up because that's the only way he's gonna make money?

Hmmm shillies, what do you think?

>>55373706
>that thousand yard stare
I can only imagine the stress that man is under on a daily basis.

>>55374918
Who is the cynical lawyer?

>>55374918
>conspiracy theory
>insiders whistleblowing the short button

>>55374900
It's also the only reason he'd buy more shares when he's already chairman.

>>55373607
>Make me look young ok?
>I don't care who plays me just make me look young thanks

>>55374918
It's never felt closer.

>>55374986
To be fair, Nick Offerman is good for the part. He already has experience playing the role as a faggot.

Cohens owners gave him more money. Baggots think this is bullish

Unironically I want them to drop it low enough that my assets won't disqualify me for food stamps.

The way you know SS is compromised is that there have to be dozens if not hundreds of users who are unemployed/underemployed. SS could function as a make-shift job board.

>>55374778
>The Arcana is the means by which ALL is revealed.
>Being able to pursue your passions without worrying about a paycheck is one of the biggest perks to being rich.

>>55375057
When you have thousands of shills screeching that you're the smartest cookie around and you'll be a billionaire in two weeks it's easy to fall into the unemployment trap. A shame, because Ryan likes sweaty nerds that work hard

>>55375089
kek. Yeah. This happened to me

>>55375042
He's the ceo of 2 companies now, both paying him 0.

2x0=0.

BBBY is about to fucking fly, initiating moass. Look at all the TEDDY/GMERICA info lining up for next month, specifically right around 7/24/23

This is it. Ryan is waiting for MOASS.

Congrats on the fourth lowest volume of all time. Shame that nobody is buying

Dumbfuck brokies

>>55374653

>>55375118
get out you fucking towelniggers, OUT

>>55374918
>So why, despite any solid proof, is the naked short-selling conspiracy theory taking hold now? Blame GameStop, the video-game-store chain that emerged as the ultimate meme stock after hedge funds had pegged it as a sure loser.
They can't help themselves, can they? For almost three years they tell us to FORGET GAMESTOP, and then they come out with articles, documentaries, and movies with AAA casts reminding us about how wrong we are. I wonder why that is?
>>55374933
Wes Christian, a crusader chad who has been rallying and raging against naked short-sellers since the early 2000's.

Of course, Verification not required.

>>55374918
who knew buying and holding a security was the mark of an extremist? who knew selling things you don't own was part and parcel of 'market making'? guess that's why they use the term "Dumb Money", because what do retail investors know?!

>>55374918
>Conspiracy
Now we're talking.

*ahem*

Hedgies at the bottom of the sea, hedgies on ledgies as far as the eye can see.

Hedgies dying because I won't sell my G.M.E

That movie trailer and articles actually blame retail for what happened and makes the short sellers look squeaky clean

>>55375229
insanely bullish

>>55373607
It’s all so lazy. It’s nothing like the big short because that movie was pretty accurate

Damn didn't even notice how low the volume was today

>>55375235
https://people.com/dumb-money-trailer-gamestop-stock-true-story-starring-paul-dano-7551870

This article says that DFV shorted Ganestop and at some point lost a billion dollars in the process

>>55375290
I see we're at the "lie about everything until you get caught" stage of FUD.

>>55375089
I don't even know where to look. I tried waging and it was a whole shitfest. I can't deal with wretched, ratchet Boomers as a serviceperson anymore. I know you're supposed to "network" (bother random strangers until one of them throws you a bone) or w/e.

>>55375290

>>55374615
>2x0=0
>2x0
>00
>∞
HE'S MENTIONING INFINITY YOU DUMB NIGGERS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!

>>55375290
>>55375313
I can’t tell if that’s just a poorly written headline or if people is actually intentionally try to mislead.

>>55375390

>>55375290
looks like they were just confused by the editing in the trailer

I’m so sick of white males like Ken Griffin thinking they can do whatever they want. I can’t wait till they are a minority do that we can oppress them for a change

>>55375415
Fire-able offense

>>55374921
About as much as a shitty submarine doing deep dives.

Digits is percent chance of moass tomorrow, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

They're trying to spread misinformation through articles about dumb money that DFV was shorting GME stock?

LMFAO

>>55371171
how did a random twitter jew amassed such a rabid cult on both 4chan and reddit?
how the fuck pet food store is relevant to 4chan at all?
I watched CNBC report, but it doesn't say how it started?

>>55374918
Wes *Christian* up against Wall Street.

The truth is stranger than fiction my friends.

Any irony in all of this?

>>55375626
There's always gotta be a fall guy. I can imagine his name alone will create so much hate against those who profit mainly from the shenanigans on Wall Street.

Why would DFV short the stock bros? I thought he was on our side? Well, I guess you can't blame him. If you watch his videos hodling for three years is antithetical to his investment style

>>55375637
*from those

>>55375149
>picrel: Cidatel
Did he do this to avoid a lawsuit? Who is this Malone guy, is he a rapper?

>>55371904
Dry. Warm. Surrounded by loved ones. Content. Unimploded.

>>55371904
I sure do enjoy breathing air above sea level while eating ice cream!

Sold all my crypto to buy a new phone so I can buy more GME (with my phone)

>>55375390
These are the schizo posts I'm here for.

It would be funny if MOASS could happen before the dumb money movie comes out in 3 months.

>>55375755
Checked. Schizo anons bless these threads

>>55375759
It's not going to

>>55375759
it's beginning of next month.

>tfw birthday is 2nd week of July
I would like to make it for my birthday

>>55375868
You're not going to

>>55375643
don't know who he is but he seems to be bullish on GME

>When someone once asked Diogenes why he often laughed by himself, he said, “For that very reason.”

>Diogenes stood outside a brothel, shouting, “A beautiful whore is like poisoned honey! A beautiful whore is like poisoned honey! A beautiful whore . . . ” Men entering the house threw him a coin or two to shut him up. Eventually Diogenes had collected enough money and he too went into the brothel.

Calling it now. Ken Griffin will disappear from a submarine or some similar fashion. He’s going to fake his death and live underground

>>55376017
NASA is going to send him on a one man expedition to the surface of the sun.

>>55375983
>>55375991
>Diogenes would masturbate in public. When asked why he would respond, "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."

>>55375991
He was just a crazy homeless guy, but since he was the first people found him pretty interesting

>>55376017
>Ken Griffin
hes just trying to live one more day until 2024, hoping his buddy meatball ron gives him a cushy treasury gig (allowing him to devest his holdings all tax free)

>>55376029
That’s really cool. I’m going to use that

>>55376028
>NASA is going to send him on a one man expedition to

>>55376030
>Very few of Diogenes’ disciples had the physical and mental stamina to become cynics. One in particular left the circle, but not before entreating Diogenes to give him one of his books. “You really are a silly fellow,” said Diogenes. “Surely you wouldn’t have painted figs instead of real ones. And yet you pass over the genuine practice of wisdom and would be satisfied with what is merely written.”

>>55376028
Missions to the sun are surprisingly expensive in delta-V. They'll just use his Florida house as a landing zone for first stages out of KSC while he's on house arrest.

>>55376047
He probably quit when he was instructed to jerk off in public

>>55376134
>In winter Diogenes walked barefoot in the snow. In summer he rolled in the hot sand. He did this to harden himself against discomfort. "But aren’t you overdoing it a little?” a disciple asked. "Of course,” replied Diogenes, “I am like a teacher of choruses who has to sing louder than the rest in order they may get the right note.”

Incredibly based

lmao it looks absolutely nothing like him

>>55375991
>A beautiful whore is like poisoned honey
How did he know about ethots 2000 years ago?

>>55376324
Women are women with or without the intertubes.

There are people commenting on the Dumb Money youtube trailer saying things like "damn I wish I would've bought GameStop stock"

>>55376130
>Missions to the sun are surprisingly expensive
Or legit impossible with current equipment. People view it as linear, but it's more like one of those graviton/centrifuge rides at a fair.

Breaded:
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>>55376355
>fomo not happening
God bless WAGMI so hard without normie

>>55376371
fake bread

>>55376028
>NASAs going to send that porch monkey to the sun
At least charge him for the experience

>>55376241
That’s how you can tell it’s a psy op. Big short actors sort of looked like the characters a little bit. This is very low effort.

>>55376355
Checked and mission accomplished they make normies think GameStop already happened and not currently happening right now.

wagmi

YOU KNOW THE RULES
AND SO DO I

Moona soona

>>55376489
>>55376489
>>55376489
Threaded.

>>55373889
WAGMI.

>>55373215
under parody so it's within legal grey area to do it without approval. your diksuka tricks dont work here

>>55375396
ayo what the fuck?!

>>55376241
Jesus Christ they didn’t even brother to dye his hair gray

>>55375759
would be kino if it were a fever pitch situation
for those unfamiliar
>red sox winning the world series caused writers to change ending of the movie

Is it strange that this movie was made within the timeline it was? It seems super quick?Normally movies take years to plandand film/edit don't they? This one took like 9 months max?