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55484997 No.55484997 [Reply] [Original]

27 years old, no future, no friends, ugly and weird.

What should I do with my money to secure a decent future?

>> No.55485045
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55485045

You can work for another 5 years and double that kek.

But with 150k you could wait for bitcoin to retrace to 25k, stick it in there, then ride it to 75k and walk away with triple your cash. I think you underestimate how 'easy' it would be to make a fat profit with 150k liquid. Obviously there's always the fear/risk the market goes into a giga recession- people are calling for 3500 S and P next year for example. I'm not sure how likely this is, if we assume the market is captive to moneyed interests then it would likely 'float' while Biden is president in order to make him look better. If Trump somehow won the election, then it would likely tandem dump to make him look bad. If we assume it is just rich people acting in their own interests then it will probably dump.

>> No.55485058

>>55485045
You have to keep your money on some retarded software which could be hacked/lost etc

Also the ETF could be a rug to get a new fork war and kill BTC instead of thinking they are going to buy your bags

>> No.55485059

>>55484997
>humblebrag
faggot I got 2k.

>> No.55485060

Also ignore retarded posts directing you to put 150k into -shitcoin-. I used bitcoin as an example but with 150k I would probably go halfsies- in september the market will usually dump. By the end of september it will usually bottom out. By taking a measured risk and investing your money across several sectors, you can ride a pump from october to late november, then get out with 50k+ depending on what you invest in, while keeping the other half of your capital secure for your own needs/so you don't kill yourself if things go horribly wrong. Taking measured risks is making it.

>> No.55485074

>>55485058
These are risks but so are risks like Nvidia dumping to zero and taking the market with it. Any account you have to trade with- such as ameritrade- can also be 'hacked'. New gold mines could be discovered and ruin the price of gold. Real estate is a meme. Everything carries risks, as long as you are hedging and not going all in on something that could fuck you, you'd be okay.

>> No.55485097
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>>55484997

You fucking invest it. Real estate. Crypto. Precious shiny yellow and white. Guns. Stocks. Bonds. S&P 500. JEPI.

Just get all that shit, and keeping getting more until your passive exceeds you're living expenses. Then chill for the rest of your life.

>> No.55485142

>>55485045
>Retrace to 25k

I got news for ya buddy

>> No.55485185

>>55484997
Just be glad your father isnt dead, your mother hasnt betrayed you and you dont have no income while needing to live on your own, with crippling medical issues where you lose so much blood your legs are weak. Thats the shit Im pushing through. Youre lucky. Get a better diet and eat well, take some vitamin D. It increases testosterone up to 40% especially for people in cold climates who get little sun most of the year. Will turn you from looking like a faggot into looking like an actual man. Its like the opposite of turning into a tranny. Youl be fine.

>> No.55485199

>>55485185
>>55484997
>Get a better diet and eat well
Thats the same thought, obviously I meant exercise. Yea its a meme at this point, but if you get /fit/ your face will fix itself. If youre ugly because not White thats another issue.

>> No.55485204

>>55485185
do you shit blood? just curious how you lose so much. you get regular transfusions?

>> No.55485216

>>55485204
Yea I shit so much over and over that my asshole swells up and I bleed internally. The only real solution is a surgery for bowel obstruction which 1 in 3 people with what I have need to get, but I refuse to get it because I dont trust non-White doctors to put me under and slice me open, and not make a "mistake".

>> No.55485241

>>55485074
You have authorities and someone to blame and bring to court if that happens, if your shitcoins are lost in cyberspace its over.

Also the whole thing with Bitcoin depends on what boomers decide. Without fiat onramps there's no liquidity.

I would rather gamble on going all in on NASDAQ after a crash or something.

>> No.55485270

>>55485216
>>55485204
Oh also I get horrible stomach pains when I cant go, and the blood loss is really only the cherry on top of what was already something most people would refuse to go on with. Whole stomach swells up, I can visibly see when its about to start hurting. It started when I was like 14, so most of my life now. Not planning to be around much longer, saddest part is Id make it if I had a normal full life. I only ever planned to donate most of it, I just wanted it to be bigger when I gave it away. I could randomly go into septic shock and die, has been a possibility for at least 2 years now.

>> No.55485343

>>55485270
just get the surgery. do not wait. see if you can ask people who they would go to or what hospital for this kind of surgery. older people probably have more experience with this problem

>> No.55485439

>>55485343
Id rather die than be that guy who has his life saved by a non-White and ends up in some diversity tale honestly, however irrational that is. You cant pick your doctor here, you cant pick a White guy. My GP is a pajeet woman and I assure you she gives absolutely zero fucks about her patients, it was entirely about attaining a respected position like doctor, lawyer etc.

>> No.55485455

>>55485142
Retrace to 12k if you keep sassing me kiddo.

>> No.55485466
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>>55485241
>comes to crypto board to shill for shiny rocks

>> No.55485469

>>55485343
Its just a shit world. Its a really shitty place, I spend all my time trying to make it less shitty for other people and all I ever do is eat shit for it. Ill put my effort in and when Im gone whatever, the rest is on you to fix.

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>>55485270
I've had septic shock three times.
Go get surgery dude.

>> No.55485501

>>55485490
>I'd rather die than get surgery
Yeah nice larp.

>> No.55485510

>>55485490
Its easier to not care when you never cared about yourself to begin with. If I try to prolong everything Ill just run through what I have and there will be nothing left to give. Im more useful in death.

>> No.55485515

>>55484997
Buy part of a company

>> No.55485519

>>55485469
>all I ever do is eat shit for it
how so

>> No.55485521

>>55485501
Honestly give zero fucks about what you think, Ive already started giving away what should be something I need to keep going with.

>> No.55485540

>>55485439
You are just scared of getting the surgery. man up pussy

>> No.55485547

>>55485519
Altruists arent allowed to be National Socialists by society.

>> No.55485558

>>55485540
Its an artificial time limit on my life that prevents me suffering old man back out syndrome. The older you get, the softer you get. Ill be forever young no matter what and so it makes everything easier. Do I have to care about antifa firebombing my home if Im dying anyways, Id be more likely to take one with me.

>> No.55485571

>>55484997
>150k
With that little money... you could live off 1000$ a month at least from a 6% APY if you live in eastern europe or some other poorfag country but otherwise ... you need a 5x just to live off minimum wage in America.

>> No.55485580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M2vx_RCwSs

>> No.55485779

>>55485521
>>55485510
Dude why are you whinging so hard, I got literal inoperable terminal cancer running head to toe.
If you got options start taking them.

>> No.55486864

>>55485270
go carnivore diet it will fix every gay disease like that

>> No.55487428

>>55484997
all in ethereum if i could.

>> No.55487539

>>55485455
>12k
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55488075

>>55485045
NEVER listen to those "retrace" niggers. You never know when that 25K is the last 25k. Start DCAing now. You CAN be priced out. DCA small amounts now and when it goes down DCA larger amount, but never stop buying. And don't sell. Look at Michael Salyor, only sold one time and it was the bottom. Don't let Bobo get to ya. It always goes back up (except Link)

>> No.55488155

>>55484997
50% index funds, 50% crypto

>> No.55488428
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>>55484997
You are 5 years younger than me and have 5x my nw. Your future is much brighter than mine.

>> No.55488795
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>>55484997
>Hold XOR for a few years
>In the mean time, find a career or a hobby that passionate you
>Forget about women
>Forget about crypto
>Finish whatever you're doing
>Sell your XOR (surely 100x'd by then)
>Get some hoes, you're rich after all
>Profit

>> No.55488818

>>55485466
>the nasdaq are shinny rocks

>> No.55489873

>>55484997
Don't be a lazy pajeet, go get a life as a developer. Imagine normies coding in any language on a quantum resistant blockchain and earning developer royalty fees.

>> No.55489875

DCA BTC

>> No.55489879

>>55487428
I want to convert my shitcoins to ETH on Eggpot, will ETH go parabolic??

>> No.55490034

>>55485439
How hard can it be to find a non-white surgeon?

>> No.55490224

>>55484997
Just go to the casino

>> No.55491422

>>55489873
software developer for what?

>> No.55491467
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>>55484997
You could work, wageslave, might even make enough money to get yourself a pretty little house on the suburbs but nothing much.
If you really want to get in the big leagues you need to stay up to date with the new tech. You see AI is going up? You invest in AI projects (shibART for example) You see Twitter is dying? You invest in meta, lets see how much Threads will make, etc.
You need to up your game anon, also work on that confidence

>> No.55491650

>>55485439
What an aspie. Natural selection at work there.

>> No.55491657

>>55484997
Mfw
>30
>Living in hyperinflation
>2k in loan shark debts

>> No.55491698

>>55484997
I'm 27 Yo
Working at an alright company
friends and GF
Am attractive and quirky

No money, i'm literally in my OD, my GF keeps telling me she will bail me out. What should I do to get money ?

>> No.55491707

>>55484997
Buy BTC, DOGE, LTC.

>> No.55491746

>>55491650
He's just a beggar he stopped as soon as I called him out, he's using bits and pieces of my previous posts to create his larp.

Shame, don't lie about medical stuff, not because it's "bad karma" but speaking the shit into existence might just get what you wish.

Nobody who is actually sick gives a fuck about the skin color of your surgeon, it's their specialty they didn't go to school for 8 years and were retarded.
Only doctors to avoid are female General practitioners because let's be honest there are no female surgeons.

>> No.55492495

>>55488795
good advise except for the bag shilling

>> No.55492532

>>55488075
smart except you do sell once you're up a few multiples

>> No.55492561

>>55485439
>Id rather die than be that guy who has his life saved by a non-White and ends up in some diversity tale honestly, however irrational that is.

what in the actual fuck are you talking about?

are you mentally ill as well as physically?

>> No.55492604

>>55485185
>taking life advice from a loser

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>>55484997
I've been seeing some peeps throwing out suggestions to dive into the crypto. So, here's the deal: if you're down to take some advice, consider grabbing yourself some nxra and Dua. But wait, here's where it gets even juicier - hold out for their official wallet drop, the Brillion anon.

>> No.55494490

>>55485058
Kek, why do that when there are based self-custodial wallets in the space like Exodus, Sylo and Wasabi where assets are safu.

>> No.55494635

>>55484997
Isolation is a sure way to become extremely poor. Your knowledge is not enough to exclude you from the doldrums of life.

Take 20–30% of that fund and invest mainly in Bitcoin and Ethereum. The certainty of gain is high there. You can use a few bucks to diversify into projects like Peaq, which offer utility with economic value; RNDR, FET, and CFX are also better ones to consider. Always do your research, and don't let those plebs delude and lure you into buying their shit run by a retard in a chicken pen.


>>55488818
What made it so?

>> No.55496054

>>55484997
That's a boring way to live. Work on making good friends and you can purchase AstraBot NFTs in order to have full access to the Token metric platform for passive earnings.

>> No.55496076

Dump half of it into Innova (INN). Buy it on xeggex right now

>> No.55496100

>>55490224
wtf bro, Instead of a casino, creating winning crypto indices will give you long-term gains than hoping that the god of luck shines on you.

>> No.55496820

>>55484997
NFTs have started showing more innovation chad. You could bag some Azuki for the future, or Inj aliens which would be featured in a casino, or Skyjacks which would implement staking this year where users would earn passive income.

>> No.55496831

>>55484997
donate to your favorite steamer :)

>> No.55497036

>>55496820
ENS and ORE also use NFT action for privacy-preserving blockchain identities, bro. absolute chad moves right there

>> No.55497050

>>55487428
Stay based, anon, and keep it on the down low with Railgun

>> No.55497145

>>55492604
KEK SICKIES BTFO

>> No.55497193

>>55484997
I'm more or less in the same boat. I'm taking somewhat of a gamble here - waiting for a retrace to 20k btc, going all in on 2x leverage, selling bitcoin at 60k, and then moving all those funds into alt-coins, in anticipation of alt-season.

>> No.55497754

>>55484997
Doge 2.0
I am from the future and a week from now it will be at 400m marketcap
Buy 10k worth and secure the exist and future of your ugly ass

>> No.55497802

>>55487428
It's simple as that,
I've been adding 100$ per month into ETH every paycheck for 2 years.
Sometimes i add more during big red days.
But lately I added some axs, then ride and Mbox since the gaming economy is booming, wish i started this earlier,but i can't wait to see what my stack will look like in a few years.

>> No.55497875

>>55484997

You should put 50% into ICP and bitcoin

>> No.55497930

>>55484997
>decent future
>decent
>future
lol