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55665664 No.55665664 [Reply] [Original]

>put on my best suit
>keep my phone in my hand at all times as if I were on an important call
>yell to the cashier that I am a busy man and I need my food right now
>go home happy because I paid with a counterfeit bill

>> No.55665692

>>55665664
i work as a cashier in a macdonalds
hope your shit is full of hair

>> No.55665716
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>>55665664
sometimes I love to see acts of pure evil, it reminds me why I don't need to be nice to anyone at work, we are all numbers

>> No.55665717

>wearing a suit to go to applebees
SARGON STOP JIMS ALREADY DEAD

>> No.55665892

>>55665664
business people only go into a macdonald's to get coffee, not to eat a triple mac lmao

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>>55665664
>tfw you didn't get to ask the hurried businessman how hungry he was

>> No.55665918

>>55665716
Evil runs through everyone's veins, pepes, dogs, we are the ones who decide what to do with so much power

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>>55665909
>TFW no one has ever asked how hungry you are (it could change my life)

>> No.55666003

>>55665664
they'll eventually figure it out, you will be banned from a fucking burger king lmao.
>>55665716
Intrusive thoughts kick in when I see the evil pepe again.

>> No.55666012
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I order takeout and then sit at the table closest to the cashier and unwrap everything and eat, making noise to make sure he looks me in the eye

>> No.55666021

>>55666003
it was an arby's, I'm not going to cry about it

>> No.55666028

>>55666021
>arby's
you fucking idiot

>> No.55666225

This happened to me at work. This dodgy looking """young man”"" approached the counter and bought like £2 worth of stuff with a £20 . I obviously have him a lot of change

He came back a few minutes later and did the same thing. Paid for a £2 item with £20. Gave him change .

End of shift the "team leader" is pacing up and down stressed out that we have like £40 worth of fake notes

I'm like .. lol who gives a fuck xD it isn't our money bitch

Hated that job at the time. Realising now it was max comfy. Zero responsibility

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>>55665692
If it did I'd just go to the bathroom, shit on your walls and make you clean it up wagie

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>>55665664
>>55666230

>Order food
>Pay for it
>Just as they hand my back my change I quickly say "Oh and can I have a bag/sauce"
>They dont ring me up extra

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>>55666021
>tfw 'feels like an arby's night' is scratched out of your vocabulary

>> No.55666245
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>Do groceries
>Outside is a food truck
>Put my groceries in car, walk to food truck
>They ask me what i'd like
>Put my order
>They ask me if I want sauce with it (it costs extra)
>Say "No i do not like sauce"
>Go home with groceries and hot food
>Open fridge
>Get my own sauce from the fridge (its much cheaper)
>Put it on the food I just got from the food truck
>They literally charge $0.50 or even $1.00 for a little bit of mayo eventhough I have an entire bottle for the same price in the fridge

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>>55666245
If you go to Chipotle and tell the worker you have their family locked up in a bunker they will usually give you a second helping of meat for free. Make sure to mention it after they do the first portion though so they don't try to skimp you.

>> No.55666261

>>55666258
Does this also work with sauce packets?

>> No.55666271

>>55666261
Usually not