/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55790579
Baggies gonna baghold, it's in their blood

>>55790579
LUNC died at least. /biz/ is healing

What happened to DBI? Did that meth head rug

>>55790579

>xrp
>link
>icp
>rlc
JUST KEEP HOLDING FOR THE SQUEEZE

>>55790579
I've only registered it in my peripheral vision, didn't occur to me until now that the same retards that came in Jan 2021 are still here.

Lmfao

>>55790579
UM ACKCHUALLY PAID SHILL HEDGIE SHILLIE ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IVE WATCHED OVER 9000 HOURS OF THE PP SHOW AND READ OVER 9000 DD POSTS ON REDDIT AND ACKCHUALLY WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS RYAN COHEN AND CARL ICHAN AND SOME GUY NAMED 'PULTE' ARE GOING TO BUY ALL THE BBBY SHARES JUST BEFORE THE BANKRUPTCY GOES INTO EFFECT ON SEPTEMBER 12 AND THEY ARE GOING TO 'REVERSE MERGE' THAT INTO A HOLDING COMPANY CALLED TEDDY WHICH IS GOING TO DIRECTLY COMPETE AGAINST AMAZON (AND WIN BECAUSE THAT'S EASY) AND THEN THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO BUY GME AND THEN THIS SUPER HOLDCO IS GOING TO GO PUBLIC AND MY BBBY SHARES ARE GOING TO BE WORTH LITERALLY POTENTIALLY INFINITE DOLLARS BECAUSE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET IT'S ACKCHUALLY A SECRET WAR AGAINST THE DEEP STATE AND BECAUSE LE HEDGIES ACTUALLY HAVE SHORTED MORE SHARES THAN ACTUALLY EXIST AND THEY HAVE NEVER EXITED THEIR POSITION OVER THE COURSE OF YEARS AND HAVE IN FACT ONLY ADDED TO IT (SOURCE: TRUST ME BRO) SO WHEN THE SHARE PRICE GOES UP BECAUSE TEDDY BEATS AMAZON BECAUSE RYAN COHEN THEN MY BBBYQ SHARES WILL ACTUALLY BE WORTH INFINITY DOLLARS, KEN GRIFFIN WILL BE SHOT AND KILLED IN THE STREETS, THE APES WILL TAKE OVER THE US GOVERNMENT, AND ALL WILL BE RIGHT WITH THE WORLD

DID I ANSWER YOUR 'QUESTION' SUFFICIENTLY.........HEDGIE??????

>Source: This is what BBBYQ bagholders actually believe.

>>55792581
More sane than anything on /pol/

>>55792603
BBBYQ/GME/the Ryan Cohen extended universe really is the Q of the stock market
There literally are threads on /biz/ and on the bbby subreddit where they analyze the minutia and do weird numerology and symbology on random ryan cohen tweets
Q had Qdrops, BBBYQ has Cohendrops lol

>>55792581
thanks for the kek. It’s amazing how buying and holding these two stocks causes so much seethe on this board. I’m sure the over leveraged hedge funds who naked shorted the fuck out of them will survive the coming global financial meltdown just fine.

>>55792603
>/pol/ lives in his head rent free
why are /pol/whiners like this, bros?

>>55793364
>seethe
I'm laughing at you, you're poor

>>55793364
>global financial meltdown
>the government honoring any of its theoretical payouts to you bagholders
anon.... I...

>>55790579
gme and bbby is a populist movement
no one actually cares about those tickers

>>55793364
> over leveraged hedge funds who naked shorted the fuck out of them will survive the coming global financial meltdown
Just so you know this is pure fantasy

>>55793364
Baggies are always amazed that people hate them and laugh. They reconcile this feeling by believing they are paid shills trying to force them out of an investment. They aren't. It's just sadistic fucks that want to step on people that are down and delusional. Like when you see some asshole self harming for the millionth time and cocky about it there is a lower level urge to put that idiot is his place. Just a description of the process. I wish you the best with whatever you hold.

>>55790579
Baggies can't help themselves. Even those with D-grade IQ cut their losses a while ago. The only people remaining in these schemes are mentally incapacitated.
>>55791648
>LUNC died at least. /biz/ is healing
Thank fucking God.

>>55790579
They're trying so bad lmfao
For me it's always $CHIKUN now, that launch 10x saved my fucking life

>>55794384
Don't even wish them the best. Wish them a complete collapse of the ego that shatter them into a million pieces so that a wiser (if no more intelligent due to biological constraints) personality coalesces in the vacated headspace.
Of course, instead they'll do everything in their power to insulate themselves against realizing their mistakes.

>>55790579
kek baggies
>>55793364
baggie no coping! baggie no coping! baggie no coping!

>>55790579
after yet another purge many reddit refugees washed up on these shores
be happy they are largely contained to their generals where they dont bother us and we dont bother them

>>55790579
>There are still people paying shills to make generals about reddit meme stocks on /biz/
Bullish for crypto

>Baggies can't accept their fate
>They keep making useless gen threads instead of getting into new stuff
I'm glad I got out of all that garbage and went into arkham right on time kek

>>55795301
it's not like that shit will do better

>>55793389
I will never get it

>>55795301
you will never be a real woman you tranny

>>55790579
It’s a plebbitor containment thread at this point

>>55793364
How many weeks?

>>55793364
Lemme guess, you hold silver and/or Monero?