/biz/ - Business & Finance

TSLA opening at 220 tomorrow.

Is mutual funds gud?

>futures

All I want is another 5-10 percent dump

Moon mission engaged!

>>55848765
If you have a billion dollars or your strategy neutral they’re good.

ttoo to a 1 dollar today

Is slurptember coming early? I was planning to sell next week and buy back in after Yom Kippur but the dump is happening early now.

>>55848790
In a single day?

>>55848751
To the faggot that told me to buy SKYT
Fuck you

it's okay, he said he was sorry

Bought 210 shares of TSLY.

Money incoming next month

we test 4470 soon

>>55848722
I don't get why this is bad. Don't all of these YieldMax funds and other similar ones rely on high volatility with relatively same or higher average price to get good returns? You only get fucked when line goes down. They are inherently risky, if you want a safer one they have a BRKY or whatever, and if you want safe long term gains you just buy VIX

>>55848868
So I have 210 shares of tsly.

And the jews who own yieldmax are zenga capital. The fund manager has appeared on multiple YouTube vids explaining what it is.


https://www.youtube.com/live/zjOcLJ3qXls?feature=share

Cmon guys, slurp it all up. I want to short agaaaaaaaaaaaain.

>>55848877
bookmarked for later
kind of creeped out that you posted this 6 hours after the video though. also i was asking why that other anon was so upset about it

>>55848868
>>55848887
He’s just mad about it because you’re getting charged a fee for something braindead easy to do

>>55848887
Don’t be creeped out.
I just stalk all the yieldmax funds social medias and everyTime he does an interview I watch to see if he’s saying the same shit as all the other interviews. If he slips up or I detect some fuckery I’ll get out.

He’s upset cause us dividegens are hated by the fags here and the 3% yield divi gays

>>55848896
It's easy but capital intensive

>>55848896
He’s mad about peanuts. $10 for 1000? It’s nothing

Didn't Burry also massively at the end of 2022 (starting in July or August, I believe) which didn't work out at all for him? The market might keep dumping a bit more this week but I cannot see this little "trend" continuing since NVDA has earnings next week and we already know it is gonna make another insane +20%

>>55848912
>>55848896
they're buying synethic longs, which is a short put + long call, they aren't just losing to management fees, they're losing most of their money to slippage from market makers
go ahead and buy yet another dogshit ETF that was tailored specifically for midwit fucks such as yourself

>>55848965
We have zero idea if he took a serious position for tens of millions or if he spent $50k on lottery tickets while drunk.

Every story about this is reporting it wrong because the Twitter poster was incorrect. If you ever feel like you’re NGMI just remember these are the regards your playing against.

Also yieldmax does not use regular options they use FLEX options and with CBOE options exchange introducing cash settled flex ETF options

Maybe nice things on the horizon

Is Heiken Ashi anon still here?
>>55847047
>next time that the first green quarter (heikin ashi quarter) comes up after a red ha quarter, you go long.
I looked at some quarterly charts and sometimes you get these long clean trends, but oftentimes it's just lots of undershadows. Pic related spx in 00s - following the strategy would wreck you, especially if you went in with leverage.

Exit rules are gonna make or break this, what kind of exit rules to have?

>>55848994
why don't you explain to me what FLEX options are, oh wait you have no idea and are just going to pull up whatever article google shits out
all financial instruments have a counterparty, and the more esoteric and complex they are, the larger a spread the market maker creates in order to ensure profits

>>55848994
Did not know this, will have to look into it

>>55848977
Bull spreads are tight. Zero upfront, minimal loss corridors, massive gains to be had. No need to be mad

>>55848965
yeah hes gonna get heemed

>>55848868
>>55848877
>>55848887
Their highest yield is 3.90%
Why not just invest in SWVXX, with guaranteed payouts and >5.2% yield? https://www.schwabassetmanagement.com/products/swvxx

>>55849010
So if you watch the vid and skip to 39:05 the zenga Jew answers your question

>>55849010
>the more esoteric and complex they are, the larger a spread the market maker creates
Objectively false. Spreads are about liquidity and calculable risk more than complexity, objectively complex products can have similar spreads to their more straight forward underlyings all the time.

>>55849019
I’m still below the price of where tsly is at now. I bought months ago.

I just take whatever this shit gives me and throw it into other tickers like ABR

>>55849010
Why u so angry? By April or may next year I’ll have doubled my money Just in dividends. My drip has been turned off for a while now

Bros, I was at Home Depot and Lowes today to get some shit for the house. I'm not kidding, they are already adding CHRISTMAS fucking decorations like wreaths, pine cones and tree lights in August. Why so fucking early? Bullish for stocks?

>>55849031
Why don't you simply invest in one of these low-cost mutual funds to ride out the storm? Hell, you could even go all-in on an ultra stable Treasury mutual fund for ~5% yield, paid consistently every 15 days on the dot.
> throw it into other tickers like ABR
WTF are you doing? Real estate is fucked. Commercial real estate is currently imploding.

>>55849018
>>55848965
>we already know it is gonna make another insane +20%
Lmao. You still think you have hope, you still haven't sold. We will touch the bottom when you are in tears vowing to just get CDs instead sonce those are safer than the market.

>>55848965
I got a bad feeling that AI could end up being the next Dot Com Bubble. Shit like ChatGPT and art creation has gotten significantly worse lately I've noticed.

>>55849068
The office Jews won’t allow the goyim to work from home for very long.

This is a long term hold. It has healthy financials an 10% yield and has never cut dividends and pays .43 a share every quarter.

>>55848765
if you're their manager yes, otherwise gifting your money to me will be better

>>55849069
we shall see bobo...we shall see!

>>55849062
in my fantasy world I'm coughing in quadrillions too

>>55849117
The power of 75% yield. Or 65% now whatever the fuck it is

Here you fags, copied this from a low resolution image by a prop firm and remade it

>>55849073
> Decades of retarded financial policy to be blamed on new hyped up technology
Yes it will be the next dotcom bubble

Man, what was that fakeout 2 days ago. Pretty scummy market.

>>55849100
>has never cut dividends
There's a first time for everything.

>>55849019
>>55849068
so there are magic funds that pay 5% every week? what am i missing here what the fuck

>>55849144
How am I to learn max pain when the market does absolutely fucking schizo movements
>Mon: Open 444, MP 446, Close 448 - it blew past it
>Tues: Open 446, MP 447, Close 443 - didn't even touch it
I have no idea whether to believe whether it will drift up to picrel levels from monday, or if 440 will happen by Friday
Actually it seems like targeting EXACTLY on top of max pain never quite happens so a narrow inverse butterfly seems like an idea

>>55849163
That’s per annum anon…

>>55849073
They had to cut model quality because they can't pay for the computation cost. What you get on ChatGPT nowadays is garbage compared to when it was just released. And yet they're STILL hemorrhaging money.

British core inflation 6,9% as last month. AHAHAH

ppi lower than expected, cpi higher than expected. WHO would have thought

It's going to be a Greater Depression. We're fucked.

>>55849073
True but NVDA is a fricking POWERHOUSE and there is no denying that... and everybody knows it. Just watch them beat the insane guidance of 12b revenue and make an even more insane guidance for the next quarter. Would not surprise me if this actually happened. American tech is really hot right now and is bound to become even hotter in the upcoming years

>>55849182
This plus the efforts to censor it

>>55849265
MONEY DUDE, BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS! STOCKS! YEAH, POWERHOUSE.

>>55849265
Chat GPT required the computing power of 20 supercomputers to train the model. If everyone tries to develop their AI meme, NVIDIA will moon at an absurd rate for a hardware company. AI is simply data+ computing power

>>55848982
are you talking about that reverse Jim Cramer tweet? How was the twitter poster incorrect? Did he fake the numbers or what?

>>55849300
GPT-4 cost $100 million to train, and that's just the fixed overhead alone. It will probably never turn a profit, and the AI bubble is guaranteed to collapse in its current state.

>>55849332
AI is not a bubble. The capacity of increasing productivity in progamming alone to the point you can fire 90%of coders has a direct economic impact of billions of dollars in savings for corporations all over the world. That alone is worth a trillion dollars

>>55849300
But what is it worth if CHATGPT produces only shit?

>>55849332
>probably never turn a profit
It's about sending a message though. The one to win the AI war will be seen as the guy with the biggest stick. The US has won every technological war up till now but now that chinks can just use brute force on account of their numbers and coordination, they can and will (and already are) buy up all the hardware and so some crap of their own. This is all extremely bullish for the companies selling and developing said AI hardware.
Everyone wants in on the action

>>55849332
I don't see how AI based search engines and vastly improved and expanded Siri / Cortana style apps won't become a big deal in the near future. That alone should be a fairly profitable application of the tech.

>>55849364
Over 90% of """""""American"""""""" AI researchers are PRC nationals. In a lot of labs they don't even speak English.

>>55849354
Github autopilot and ChatGPT has inmense potential for programming automation which is a trillion dollar industry

>>55849388
I like how people try to actually justify the price of Nvidia. It's irrational and just a meme stock at this point. It will continue to moon until the day the party stops in which there will be a violent reversal. I'm bullish on nvda cause it's easy to make money on hype but I'm under no illustration it's not fundamentally sound

Just went all in on YINN

>>55849386
Heh, I know. I work in material science research and it's horrible. Even here in Evropa it's completely overrun with Asians, and for a good reason. They are completely willing to throw 14h every single day on their research. They will brute force and run experiments from morning till midnight if it needs to be done. The modern whitey simply cannot do that.
I worked 80-90h/week and outdid them for about 8 months and then I started getting burned-out like crazy. I have no idea how they cna keep this up for years.
Still, China's got money and the necessary mindset of persistence and they can brute-force through sheer numbers

>>55849250
Did she gain weight? She looks like she's packed on at least 15 pounds since she started the job.

>>55849429
>>55849250
I'm not american, but every time I here "Bidenomics" it makes me think of the word "Ebonics".

>>55849406
So what happened with the superconductor meme

>>55849434
https://twitter.com/8teAPi/status/1690036409900662784

Goddamn I love Slayer so fucking much niggers.

Yields...

>>55849401
NVIDIA is the undisputed leader in computing power which is the most important piece of tech there is

>>55849434
Meme experts on the internet (i.e., everyone on the internet) blew it up. Sure, superconductors is a potential goldmine but one that is still ways ways off. Plus you know, everything sounds and looks much better on paper, especially these chink papers. It blows my mind how much insane and innovative stuff comes out of chinks on a scientific basis... yet it never makes a dent in the real world. Almost as if their results were fake or overexaggerated.
Anyway, the AMSC hype is dead. But for real, NVDA really is king and their data-center business is what has really taken off these last couple of years. They have such a leading edge in that department that no-one can really compare. Their potential for growth is un-paralleled

Nobody played the VFS Vinfast Meme IPO yesterday?
Another EV stock can't go wrong right?

>>55849406
I suffer from the opposite in AI/Data engineering R&D for memeconductor companies.

Chinks and jeets have 0 creative mind. They dont produce, only copy. Its suffering to have half your team consist of incompetent asianoids. They will straight just say no when they are assigned new tasks by management, whilst doing half the tasks a european does.

>>55849453
I love White Zombie

quiet night

I fuckin knew the market would become retarded again. I fuckin knew it and I didn't wait just ONE fuckin hour.

I've been on margin call for a few days and they're now even selling shit lol

stoch rsi predicted all this

Alright how do I ruin myself financially efficiently?

>>55849508
If you don't love Slayer you arent gonna make it.

>>55849575
Luv slayer, fag.

Goddammit Slayer is fucking obnoxious why am I playing it loud like a nigger? Oh yeah because I will end up being charged for murder for funbelling people into a fun house.

>Dutch economy enters recession in the second quarter

Looks like we could just get a giga crab today

I love White Zombie so much.

Here comes the pain, anyone talking shit can meet me at the lobby of the Douglas Inn on whatever town this is. Buttsex is going to happen.

>>55849685
Nah bro, I'm fine. I am already getting severely heemed today. Bloody hell is the EU market stupid. A retail stock at P/E of 9 showed great earnings today and will probably have a P/E of 8 by EOY and it dumps 15%. Just why?

nigger

>futures
https://youtu.be/QZpy9r_KXqc

I need some coffee for pumping

>>55848751
Some redditors were talking shit about Slayer. If you don't like Slayer stay far away from those that do.

>futures

TSLA only down 1%, basically a green day :)

>MAGABoomers bragging about their short positions
Another biblical meltup incoming. The universe has decreed that MAGA Boomers are always wrong about everything.
Buy calls at open.

>>55849749
I have at least a dozen or so Californian ground squirrels come into my backyard and bury all of their shit everywhere every day, from sunflower seeds to corn.

Those dudes would have a heart attack if they saw more than one kek

>futes

>>55849714
stfu EU is retarded for pumping 1/2 the way of yesterday's drop for NO reason

>>55849815
>>55849714
I mean on NO NEWS

>>55849004
if you went in on the first completed (fully completed) green candle and went out out on the first fully completed red one you would not get rekt
i dont understand how you would.
i just doubt the average biz or even average traders capacity for enormous patience.
i dont get what you mean by rekt rekt rekt on the chart? i dont see the scamwicks if thats what you mean.
besides, you can scale into a position during the first quarter buying small dips on the weekly.
you should probably use it as a trend filter for a smaller timeframe like the weekly or monthly.
leverage is usually a bad idea if you go all in. try scaling in instead.
just woke up.

also, you should always double check the heikin ashi with normal candles.
sometimes the normal candle has already gone way overboard and its wise to wait for a retracement before going in.

>>55849004
but to be really frank, forget about it, its way too slow. you will chicken out as some point.
to trade this you need to wait for each candle to close properly (full 3 months).
to not chicken out, you need a sensible bet size but a sensible bet size on this timeframe would make you less money so the whole endeavor might not be worth the hassle

>China stopped reporting youth unemployment numbers

What did they mean by this? Is the whole country that fucked up or what?

>>55849004
you should always combine it with fundamentals. it helps you stay put in case the chart starts to scare you off or something.
other than that,
you wait, 3 months pass, green or red? green continue on. you come back in 3 months. green or red? green? you stay put. red? you go out.
where you wrote rekt, there is no red candle. doesnt seem to be any violent wicks either.

>>55849853
Youth (16-24) unemployment is itself a misleading indicator because the more people pursue higher education than the previous generation the higher youth unemployment will be.
A: People in education
B: People not in education and can't find jobs
C: People not in education but is in employment
Total youth population = A+B+C
Youth unemployment = B/(B+C)

>>55849853
It's 100% fucked up but the question is can they somehow figure a way out of it.

>>55849881
>
I don't think students are being counted as unemployed. Student is probably a "work"-category.

>>55849881
>>55849888
Forget it, didn't read your post to the end, LOL. You started in a way I thought you'd take them into the formula

>>55849888
No one is saying students are being counted as unemployed. The point is in China A is so big compared to B and C, that B/(B+C) is 22% and B/(A+B+C) is 7%

I have to use 14 vacation days before the end of the year. Can I just fly to another country? Do I need anything more than a passport and a plane ticket?

>>55849815
Well, EU also dropped for no reason ;----)
Heh, EU indices are trading on their final supports. It is honestly not looking all that bright. Then again, a lot of companies are giving good guidance.
On the other hand, inflation is increasing and the central banks' only ace in the hole was lower electricity prices which are now once again on the rise (because people are back from vacation).
The central banks in EU will have to hike at least another 1-2% to keep inflation in check. I am so looking forward to cheepies

>>55849921
I'm looking forward to hikes. The higher it goes the more I get for shorting overnight. But I don't expect more than one hike in September. I hope they at least keep it high for about a year. And better, never fuckin cut ever, but keep it high and go only higher from there.

>OUTta my wa...

uh oh stinky futes are kinda dumping

I have no idea how the price of a stock is determined.
>supply and demand
There's more to it.

>>55849995
its pretty simple.
good company = good stock = stock goes up
bad company = bad stock = stock goes down
dont overcomplicate.

>>55849995
how much earnings the company makes, multiplied by how much investors are willing to pay for those earnings

>>55849995
if you own all the stock you own the company
fucking retard

>>55850010
Still doesn't explain the specific number the price represents. Is it determined by the amount of issued stocks, their balance sheet, their earnings, revenue, profit, etc.

It's garbage, that's why no stock is priced correctly anymore.

I wouldn't trade stock if it weren't for the fuckin price cap on Oil.

>>55849995
The price is determined by the price of the last transaction, and the price of the last transaction is determined by a bid being matched to an ask, usually it's one offer being picked from the order book.

>>55849995
the collective speculative thought of everyone that has money invested and everyone that doesn't relative to how much they do or don't have in

TTOO chads are actually gonna make it. Thanks to the anon last week who told me to put what I had left from BBBYQ into it.

>>55850017
yes, its the total number of stock

a company is valued at 100$. the company is then split into 100 individual shares, each worth 1$ each. the companies market cap is still 100$. by purchasing one share you own 1% of the company, and therefore 1% of the company future profits

stocks will always be priced incorrectly, thats how the market works. you are betting on future profits becoming real,

>>55849995
what you are seeing now are systematic risks playing out.
when all stocks drop.
its better to compare one stock to another to see the real value.
cause when the dollar decides to climb, everything else shits the bed. it skews the picture if you are not aware of it.
but even then, shit goes down more than the good stuff.

>>55850017
No the price is entirely determined by what two parties agree on. If people are selling their AAPL shares at the lowest for $177 and you think "cool I'll buy that" then the price of the share is $177 until the next transaction. Since one side of the transaction can get really silly (i.e. Mumuphoria) prices can get crazy.

>>55850052
>yes, its the total number of stock
he's asking about the price of a stock, wtf are you talking about

>JUST IN - First Germany, now the Netherlands enters recession.

>>55850061
a stock price is

total shares issued X stock price

so how many shares that are in existence plays a large part anon. i already went over future profits

>>55849932
I am looking forward to the hikes because normies that have subsisted on ZIRP policy (zero rates, which was fuckin bs) and long laughed at us that live without loans will finally feel a little bit of pain as they re-finance this and next year.
Of course boomers and gen X are living on ez mode since their loans are either long gone or almost over, but whatever.
I highly doubt rates are gonna get cut below 3% any time soon. Inflation has shown quite literally no signs of stopping and now with the higher electricity prices and gas prices (oil up and gasoline up)... the banks have once again proven that they are enjoying this macro-environment. They love seeing us suffer

>>55849064
Bearish. I'm not even a bobo.

the truth is that ''the price'' doesnt exist. What exist are the ask and the bid, and the ''last price'' (of the transaction)

>>55850093
Yes, that's why AH/PM prices on low volume stocks can be especially misleading.

>>55849995
you can apply similar thinking to the stock market.

>>55850072
I'm just waiting for Japan to hit the big red button when bonds and treasuries fuck up even more.

https://youtu.be/374jirm1Lr4

>>55849995
some cars appreciate in value like nice and well-kept vintage cars where there is an undersupply.
other cars depreciate in value like new cars and generally shitty cars where there is an oversupply.

>he was right about literally everything
Apologize right now

It's gonna be another red day, innit?

>>55850085
>>55849064
Bearish cause it's stuff from last year.

>>55850144
>some grifter who keeps calling for a crash was right when he called for a crash for the 365th time in a year
pic related, I googled "youtube stock market going to crash" and picked the first nogainz grifter I could find

>>55850052
>stocks will always be priced incorrectly, thats how the market works

Well great system then

>>55850162
Wtf is this fake twitter post on top left?

EU Industrial production mm
Jun. 2023 -0.1% 0.2% 0.5%
expected, previous, actual


EURO ZONE MARCH INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION - INDUSTRIAL PRODUCTION YY
Jun. 2023 -4.2% -2.2% -1.2%
expected, previous, actual

Eh, yeah. +0,6 = +3%

I hate that Nvidia weight so much in the Semi index. I still think they gonna tank, but this will be mitigated by Nvidia being a safe heaven stock

>>55850177
YT grifters have no shame
>654468684684.32132% UNDERVALUED!!!!

>>55850200
Who is this so I can downvote this bitch

>>55850213
RexFinance

>bulls so butthurt they’re plotting downvote brigades of random ass youtubers on a nigerien slam poetry board

>>55850226
>bulls
me:
>>55850072
>>55849966
what now zoomer fucking shit

Reminder that if you watch YT financefags you're ngmi. I checked the comments and this guy got his followers to baghold CLSK lmao.

>>55848751
hmmmmm

>>55850234
>>55850072

>>55849886
Well they have plenty of blue collar factory jobs, but not enough white collar jobs with Western companies cutting funding and pulling out of China. Young Chinese men would rather be NEETs playing video games and watching anime the rest of their lives. Being forever single and working in a factory will never appeal to them. They’re rapidly becoming the next Japan because of their demographics

>Do not redeem! China is #1 superpower, 10% GDP growth per month!

>>55848965
Yeah burry tried to short this year previously and got wrecked. Hes a midwit who has been lucky once.

>>55849782
My entire front and back yard has hundreds of oak tree saplings and maple tree saplings from all the seeds they buried and forgot to grab.

>>55850306
Tbh I'd rather be lucky than smart

>>55850280
That also sounds the same for everywhere else though.

>>55850280
Imagine if an entry level job with a bachelor's degree paid $10/hr, that's basically the equivalent relative to cost of living there

>>55850046
What news are you guys waiting for? Wanting to maybe short if it’s bad

>>55850365
TTOO? I think FDA deadline is today

>>55850343
They don’t really have a choice in the matter unlike everyone else though. They aborted millions of baby girls during the one child policy, so now there’s a massive surplus of young men with no potential for mates. Other countries aren’t reproducing either, but it’s for different reasons

>>55850330
Same desu.
>>55850280
>They’re rapidly becoming the next Japan because of their demographics
>>55850407
Its actually shocking to me how fast China is becoming japan with stay at home neets everywhere. I wonder if its a asian thing to stay at home like that. Whereas even in america the youth work a lot.

>>55850407
This will happen everywhere in the world if their economy enters 4th stage post-industrial. It is inespecable which is why people want open borders so they can keep the financial spigot going. The fact of the matter is that once post-industrial happens too much of the financial wealth of the country is controlled by the few while the many cannot afford to have kids. For example parenting is very expensive. Both parents have to work 200%-300% of their areas AMI essentially to pay for full-time child care because they work. If they aren't making that, then one parent has to take a lot of time off because of the kid.

What does /smg/ think of Blue Bonds aka debt-for-nature?

>>55850427
In america, whenever you put a lot of effort, it's rewarded (meritocracy). In Asia, you put a lot of effert and then you're dismissed because "economy is shit" or the work ethic are straight up shit (9-9-6).
Hence a lot of hard working asians come to america and get high position

>$NVDA: RAYMOND JAMES RAISES TARGET PRICE TO $550 FROM $450
$1.09 trillion valuation isn't enough, let's go to $1.36T.

the market is going to rebound right? i want to sell but im not gonna sell now after all these red days in a row. it's gonna go back up first right?

>>55849464
>yield curve is back to being inverted
>real yields are at 2011s
>people are pretending everything is fine
>while the buffet and shiller index and pe ratios hit record highs

>>55850534
Who knows

>>55850519
I hate it. It fucks up my semi shorts. NVDA will single-handedly save soxl

>futures

Am I too late for a short position on short term treasuries?

>>55850519
Remember last week when JP Morgan upgraded AAPL to $240 the day before earnings? Good times

>>55850574
but anon fundamentals don't matter remember? Only the dumb boomers safe guarding their wealth believe in silly things like pe ratios! To the moon! Wabalubadubdub!!!

>>55850574
do it retard

TTOO chads I’m not feeling so good

>>55850549
Analysts are retarded, their price targets are always far off the mark

>>55850576
exactly

>Intel, Tower terminate $5.4 billion deal over regulatory hurdles

dayum, TSEM bro...we lost

>>55850617
The dips are being bought and FDA approval is any day now faggot.

>>55850519
$550 feels kinda low to be honest. If it doesn't go to 600+ by EOY, I'm gonna be thoroughly underwhelmed. There is not a company in the entire world with more potential and a better position for growth in the semis/tech sector.
I am willing to bet a 2T net worth by end of 2024

>>55850674
>300% price increase
>absolutely ok

Damn, I bought ONE Tesla put at $235. Should've bought more.

Nice little LMT spike up in the pre. GOOD.

wykcoff accumulation

>>55850674
>net worth
ah I see you must be a professional finance expert lmao

The NXMEX jews (which start at 8am on market days) have pushed BOIL down below 67 for the first time in many days. Still not to my buy trigger point, but gettin' closer. I *might* buy a very small re-starting amount at around $65 depending on what *everything* is looking like when the time comes.

>>55850729
>55850729
https://youtu.be/0TA376-0oJI?feature=shared&t=36

>futures

>>55850600
Excuse me?
>>55850606
Elaborate.

I hate this market AAAAAAAAAH

NVDA or ASML?

>>55850808
aww cute doggo

Guys I gotta be 100% honest with you if NVDA doesn't go back up i'm gonna have to sell my house im levered to the tits. I don't have the money to cover this margin

>>55850820
>should I buy overvalued semi shit or overvalued semi shit?
both

so are oil inventory draws actually happening some kind of sell the news event? I thought this is what we were all waiting for.

>>55850831
wait their earning and guidance at lest. they should be good. They won't escape a market wide revaluation tho.

>>55850693
>>55850674
nvidia having a pe ratio of 222 while shit like samsung or tsm having a pe ratio below 15 while making magnitudes in revenue/earnings etc is still hilarious

>futes

>>55850833
I was looking for a picture of the face of a shark cause this dog reminds me of a shark. And I found this:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sharks-face-obesity-crisis-larger-27504236

>>55850831
you have to hold, the earnings will be insanely good due to all the normie merchants buying AI chips

>>55850845
Samsung just announced production cut in memory chips, while Nvidia struggle to deliver their AI chips. markets are forward looking nigger

>Work in tech
>Big layoffs are finally, actually starting

>>55850850
It's a land shark

How many of you holdout dumbasses are selling today?

>>55850864
>markets are forward looking

Holy shit TTOO is getting primed to crash

>>55850886
Post short position
What will you do when they get FDA approval this week?

>>55850877
why would I be selling while it's down? I've been taking profits for the past 2 months. Now it's time to hold and buy the dip.

>>55850886
>Holy shit
>shocking and unexpected

>>55850886
still goin' up tho overall

>>55850907
I thought the "deadline" for approval was yesterday in the AH.

>>55850886
>ttoo testing the 20 EMA

worst case it falls at the 200ema

>>55850935
There's no hard deadline like that. CEO had said mid-August a couple months ago.

>>55850951
Well one of the shills specified it, I think day before yesterday.

>>55850909
You sell while it's 5% down and not when it's 15% down, duh. Buy the dip allllll the way down. I will buy at the exact perfect bottom, just like your sister has.

>>55850864
The markets are looking forward to the balkinization and then demographic and economic collapse of the United States? Numba will go up?

>>55850867
Source?

>>55850996
It's anecdotal. That is all you are going to get. The fuck you are expecting?

>>55850864
Market is pricing in things, but in many cases has a tunnel vision that leads to mania. At this point, NVDA's pricing does not even allow for guidance to be steady.

>$TGT - TARGET CEO SAYS OUR TEAM CONTINUES TO FACE AN 'UNACCEPTABLE' AMOUNT OF RETAIL THEFT AND ORGANIZED RETAIL CRIME
lmao

>>55851027
Can't say it isn't deserved.

I won't sell while it's 5% down nor while it's 15% down. I only sell when it's at ATH.

>>55851027
you get what you fucking deserve

I invested in a Chik Fil A breakfast. Overpriced but good. 7/10.

Please pump NVDA back up guys i will sell it i swear bobo please mercy I have a family

Remember the chart
We red today

>>55850967
Anal sex with PAWGs

>>55851027
Not my problem. Park and parcel of living in a big city.

>>55851047
You haven’t sold it yet?? Why the fuck were you even buying this turd after last earnings?

Wtf is Vinfast? Just got a news on CMC about Vinfast doing +250% in a day and being worth more than BMW or Mercedes? lmao?

>>55851054
Margin bro margin i bought it on margin I cant cover the spread. I got to get out on the next rebound or im fucked it has to rebound right

>>55851027
Target actually allows you to steal up to $3000 worth of stuff. Then they send the police your information and what you stole and when to make sure they actually track you. Shit smart if you have to work in such a system and there are actually some juicy posts on tik tok and twatter where joggers complain because they thought they were smart because target let them steal.

soxl is about to go negative again lmao

>Amazon has been a public company since the 90’s and has never paid a dividend
At some point it’s just a Ponzi scheme.

>>55851076
how much are you making, if the current price jumps +10%?

>>55851076
>>55851047
wtf where did you boughted?

Absolute best case if TTOO gets FDA approval, it may hit .75c but it’ll be a sell the news event and the stock will crash to .40c

>>55851098
that's what i need to get out at even money after interest which is all that i want at this point

>>55851040
lol imagine buying anything knowing you are getting a 100% tax on it from inflation. Real men urban forage for their food like me before being some slopcuck.

>>55851104
One of the dumbest posts here, when it gets FDA approval that's just the beginning. It's the only company in the world doing rapid sepsis tests.

>>55851089
>dividend
You one of those guys that thinks a stock isnt valuable unless it has a dividend? Because thats not how it works.

>>55851115
It’s not a Sepsis test though. It’s only a pathogen test.

>>55851122
I'm buy no means a divvie fag, even laughed at teslayield fag today, but a stock without dividends/no yields has only a return or benefit for you because some other faggots buys after you.

>IM GONNA HECKIN FOMO INTO FOMC

>>55851104
When is the announcement supposed to come out

>>55851109
>be you
>poor
>dumpster diver

>>55851146
i'm finna lean into it

buddy, check consumer discretionary computer
>WMT
>TGT

>>55851125
Literally doesn't matter.

predict market open

I bought 1 Target call, DAMN!

>>55851173
Blood RED

>>55851167
You’re a fucking moron. This is not a rapid Sepsis test like everyone on StockTwits is trying to tell you. The market for this is minimal. Unironically going to short TTOO at 9:30 on the dot. Fuck you.

>>55851179

>>55851179
>>55851185

it's over

>>55851211

>>55851173
NVDA green
>market close
NVDA green
Literally why buy anything else? Tesla is an outdated concept, META is alright, and Apple is too stable. NVDA is the true king of growth

>>55851211
>>55851185
>>55851179
>>55851217
Check the manufacturing/industrial numbers that just dropped

>>55851179

>>55851224
That must explain the tiny uptick on the tip. looks like SPY keeps forgetting to take its Viagra.

>>55850947
>worst case it falls at the 200ema
it's listed on nasdaq anon; it's subject to the dollar requirement which means a split is lingering on as it's already had extensions, given biomemes and small caps are FUCKING DEAD, there's no way that manages to double in price and maintain listing reqs, the split is inevitable

i cant post today guys. moms on my back fr. lets get it tho.

>>55851224
Check retail sales from yesterday and look at the chart.

My niggas
https://youtu.be/Ji1gLZPeVpU

Am I too late to long Kadokawa?

>>55851250
in what universe does someone dress like this and not land up in a ditch naked and violated

>>55851258
kek
based

SOXL can't hold for shit. The whole PM pump completely vanished

>I actually pumped a stock +0.23% purely with my buy orders today
This is new

>>55851238
>>55851217
>>55851211
>>55851185

>>55851273
In time he will be vindicated

>>55851250
>Check retail sales from yesterday
Wow! They look great, thanks for the heads up!

bobo euphoria is very high right now. you all know what happens next

>>55851298
More dumping.

>>55851282
Tech will fall the hardest.

>>55851298
No, everyone in the news pushed the narrative that the recession will be avoided and that all is great.
It's wrong, bobos are the underdog right now, but on SMG everyone was bobo since 2023, so you get the wrong impression

i was wrong to say, 'i was wrong to say sell'

>>55851285
was that u that pumped my TTOO bags?

>>55851316
*this* is the Xweet I want to see.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

is it too late to bag some tqqq/soxl SHORTS, i was holding out for an Aug/ NVDA pump to load. i actually bought them last week but then closed out early expecting a shakeout pump

>>55851319
>$0.66
Wow. Curse these paper hands. I sold at $0.43 and I thought I made out like a bandit.

ttoo holding but it needs to rocket right now or else

>>55851183
Kek shorties

kek instant 15%

>>55851183
Anybody who's going to short a retard rallye is the actual retard. You are better off shorting NVDA than this thing that is doing daily jumps.

>>55851334

just went all cash, good luck anons

I'm slowly selling off all my risky positions the past 2 weeks, almost back to all cash

This market is withdrawing

potential bounce off these levels

Imagine betting against Biden... Go back to /pol/ you idiots

>>55851387
Sell into any bounce.

Bobos, I noticed you've gotten real quiet all of a sudden. Everything ok?

>>55851334

Anyone else buying the dip on HE (Hawaiian electric industries)?
70% discount because of fear that Hawaii will follow in California's footsteps.

>>55851404

>>55851404
Its all good news now, thats what Bobo doesnt get. Bidenenomics = news is good news ALL THE TIME

this market has no power at all to puncture resistance. sad.

>>55851404
You relying on a scam pump to save you? Slurpers can't save you anymore mumu.

bears are humiliated

>>55851419
>>55849250
>>55850451

>>55848751
Bidenenomics are the future. Time to go mega!

>>55848751
so long walmart?

long SQQQ

>>55851089
Close. It's a pyramid scheme. Sir Charles Ponzi was promising a return, whereas Amazon hasn't been promising to pay you a dividend during this period. That's why we can't call it a ponzi scheme. It matches the concept of a pyramid scheme perfectly, though.

New bread
>>55851459

>>55851404
Busy sellin' off all my shit while the sellin' was good!

>>55851460
>it's a pyramid scheme without even the promise of getting paid out
lol

Good thing I had a stop loss on TTOO

>>55851343

>>55850451
They are not sending their best