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first for bobos get rekt noobs

okay which retard analyst set a $1000 price target for NVDA

>>55973830
The melt up cometh

i am up several monies today but will be going to 2 different grocery stores because i can save $3 on various items

>Rumble
>Rum
Going to have me a glass of Captain Morgan private stock on the rocks tonight.

if we are green tomorrow i'm gonna sell calls and there's nothing you fags can do to stop me

SP500 about to break 4500

Anon you

Get absolutely RAPED fucking retard bears

BASF going to be making bombs and poisonous gases by 2030, same as the good old IG Farben days.

Who is Jackson and why do we care so much about his holes?

Bobo you weren't supposed to let it out of the wedge.

hey

Doubletop on 10yr the impenetrable 4.33

Oooooooooooh boboids! Look at NVDA and TSLA, the trend has reversed and is now bullish. Never bet against America, chuds.

God fuck just take my kidney too I guess while you’re RAPING ME ALIVE

>>55973936
It was already bullish if you zoomed out

>>55973907
because i'm pumping Jackson's Hole with 3M

>'e bought?

We're pumping too much today and it's making me a little nervous.

>yields down
>dollar down
>vix dead
>stocks up
what did they mean by this?

>>55973955
What the fuck.

As much as it pains me to wait... I'm still not going long or short until tomorrow. This could reverse fast.

reminder that failure to eat the eggs, ALL of the eggs, will result in poor trading performance. You will lose to the index every time if you are egg deficient.

>>55973955
why??????

>vinfast gets options
>price pops
Lol

>>55973976
Make sure you're buying the good eggs, not the cheap bullshit eggs. This is financial advice.

At least OIL didn't pump today...
Oh..

>>55973936
>Hes back
NOOOOOO SELLL NIGGERS SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

>>55973976
thats some yolk of a statement you got there

>>55973859
That was me. And that was a conservative price target.

>>55973853
You can just tell by LOOKING at her that she swings...BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

>>55973889
Yes i did.

>>55973997
The market is playing out EXACTLY as I predicted, greedy NVDA options destroyed and now we can pump again. Cope and seethe.

>>55974000
Shut the fuck up baggie. Checked though

>>55974005
I bet she actually has a bitchin portfolio.

>>55973996
This is now the era of 80$+ OIL with higher rates + recession risk. Expect 100$ if anything changes.

>>55974012
But did you bet on it?

>>55974021
oh nooo much heckin SPR ran out and the Saudis are so mean :( :(
>does a heckin covid 2.0 lockdown and eliminates most gas usage
>oil tanks
100% how it would play out

>>55973962
Just take your anxiety meds, you woman

When I say BLOW OFF you say TOP!!!
>BLOW OFF

TSLA

>>55974029
I'm a permabull, my bets are always placed.

>>55974037
>debt goes up to 200% to gdp

finna bouta play some vidya for the first time in months on my Nvidia 960m GTX video card.

>>55974047
Doesn’t matter. Debts a fake number, we win ZULU

>>55973932
lol,
lmao even.

>>55973936

Don't care. I'm sitting here in comfy treasuries. Please remind me why I should want to be in this offensively manipulated market again? Oh right, because your taxes are going to paying chipmakers billions in socialized subsidies "and that's a good thing." Capitalism for the needy, socialized bailouts for bankrupt companies. I do come back here from time to time to see what the "stock market" is doing, but if it isn't crashed I go back to work and collect interest on my treasuries. See ya, bulltards. But I agree you have to be retarded to short this glowie market.

>>55974047
>gdp
data drop tomorrow premarket. what's gonna happen bros?

>>55974020
Indeed, especially with her dad to advise rather than the usual hired "wealth planner" types. He actually really cares about how things go for her.

>>55974068

PUMP PUMP PUMP 4500

If OIL doesn't hit $100 a barrel in two more weeks I am GOING to kill myself

Someone explain this options chain to me

>>55973941
see pic

>>55973976
based
eggs are literally the most healthy thing you can eat
every trader should be eating eggs daily to maximize gains

>>55974088
the graph

Perhaps the only thing worse than bobos are fencesitters - those with conservative long positions.
I would know, because I am one.
I hate that I'm so risk averse.

ZN still trying to defy gravity.
Wasting billions on this fool's errand.

So much higher, for so much longer. (yields)
Get fucked pivooters.

>>55974103
#lowbetalyfe

>>55974103
buy a share of your favorite 3x bull etf or better yet buy a call on it
problem solved, now you are a degenerate like the rest of us

>>55974088
>catch a falling knife
>its gotta go back up
>extend the line out
>see its much more steep
>but you can never be wrong or else its not so steep

>>55974062
tl;dr

The price of oil means nothing.

>>55974094
rolling for witch gf

Bull bros why are we so strong and cool and smart?

>>55974103
That's not fence sitting. Fence sitting is cash position. Being conservative long isn't the worst thing in the world. It means you won't be tempted to lose it all, if you ever do make it. Risk taking has led to great wealth, but also great devastation of ill-begot fortunes.

>>55974126
Damn bros remember dubya?

>>55974132
They are just fattening you up for the next rug pull

>>55974081
Imagine being an oil nigger rather than a natgas patrician.

>>55974094
>>55974131
rolling for this guys witchfu

>>55974131
fuck, anyone want to trade?

>>55973830
This bullish day doesnt make any sense. I basically broke even today so im out. Hope i dont regret it tomorrow.

>>55974012
I actually remember when you said this last week.
You might be a bit weird but when you're right you're right.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i don't know what to do. I'm waiting until tomorrow.

>Bulls have one good day
>In a sea of red surrounding them
Kek, you will learn. The fire rises.

>>55974088
seeing it, much appreciated.

have bobos been forced to close their positions yet or will their be a second tard pump later in the week?

So every day I sell way OTM 0DTE credit spreads on the indices. Around $10k worth so on a $1 spread every cent movement of the spread is +/-$100. As soon as the order to open executes, I immediately put in an order to close at 0.01 less than what I sold it for and collect $100. I've been doing this successfully all summer. How long until I lose my money?

CRASH

SHOOTING STAR

>>55974088
They generally call this market making, or providing liquidity.
If you're going all-in on highly volatility swing trades at 3x leverage though, you're probably going to blow your portfolio up. Usually these types of strategies see outlier winners reach portfolio sizes of upper 5-figs or low 6-figs before blowing up. In rare circumstances, much higher. Archegos made it into the billions.
It's simply not sustainable to attempt to provide more liquidity than you're capable of supporting.

>>55973965
>>55973533
>it was 2:29pm
>bought puts
>solded them for profit
>the end

>>55974138
What a fun guy.

>>55974151

>>55974167
>Archegos made it into the billions.
And they would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids.

>>55974169
kick ass, BLESSED

>>55974173
We do some cheeky little world leader deposition.

>>55974187
That was a skilled dodge. Maintained eye contact for the most part. You can tell his father was a part of his life.

back above 250k
thanks for all your good advice /smg/

>>55974178
>BLESSED
may god BLESS (You) anon

>>55974211
>You can tell his father was a part of his life.
Yes, the arch glownigger, George Bush the first. Also dubya did sports n sheeiitt.

>>55974177
FREE MY NIGGA BILL
LEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME

Is it time to short yet?

>>55974226
now that's a presidential pitch right there. look at that form

what are some good low priced option calls? im a poor fag wagie hehe

>>55974094
eggs eat sperm, eating sperm is for fags.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>55974122
That's why you buy something that is clearly already low. See, I knew (or thought) that oil wouldn't go lower than the 60s, so slurping around $68 or $67 was a good blend of likely enough to happen yet not so high that the drawdown would hurt too much. So when it goes in the wrong direction, which it often does, you just wait until it goes back up in the right direction. You see it many times in the graph >>55974097, sometimes my timing was quite tragic, like when I bought the first time right before a huge flash dip, but that's ok, if you bought low and it gets lower you just wait it out, you won't have to wait too long either.

>>55974167
>If you're going all-in on highly volatility swing trades at 3x leverage though, you're probably going to blow your portfolio up
Oil would have had to go in the lower 50s for me to get margin called. Based on my awareness of the situation at the time I thought that was reasonably unlikely. The key that many people miss is you actually buy low, you don't buy based on what you think is gonna happen next, you don't buy because you think it will go higher, you buy because you think it's unlikely to go much lower.This gives you an asymmetry, the price might go up or down, but it's (soft) limited in how far down it can go, a drawdown is unlikely to be either deep or lasting, so you calculate your risk based on how bad things could get and leave some more room. I didn't think oil would go below $62 and it didn't but even if it went to $58 I could have waited it out.

In the case of doing this with PYPL I have positions worth somewhat less than my portfolio.

>>55974177
Fucking evergreen

>>55974255
+1.45%

>>55974245
I mean, he was part owner of the Rangers for a while.

>>55974255
+1.97%. Made a little money selling CCs.

>>55974255
/cashgang/ and thought very hard about entering long. Decided against because of volume. Signal came mid day but according to strategy the signal is not official until the daily candle closes. Signal is now official. So I dunno maybe I long tomorrow.

>>55974257
>I knew (or thought) that oil wouldn't go lower than the 60s
i just dont have the confidence to make such bold claims on any particular stock/commodity/sector

>>55973853
Sexiest man alive
Still wouldnt cause not gay but...

Retards are all bullish in this meme stonk market. Top economists experts expect a recession, it’s needed to get a fair market value of everything. NVDA Bull tards are about to get rug pulled so hard due to it being overvalued and their revenue doesn’t justify the valuation. AMD just came out with a new chip that surpasses NVDA’s capabilities, which is a literal black swan event for NVDA. NVDA shouldn’t be compared to Apple or TSLA. Apple can justify their valuation because their revenue speaks volumes for itself, and not TSLA since it’s an entirely different industry and they’re the pioneers for EV Engineering.

>>55974258
Are they the Chinese real estate guys or the shipping guys that got stuck in Suez? I can't remember.

>>55974269
>he was part owner of the Rangers for a while
must have been throwing batting practice to the players

>>55974255
+2.4%
Anyone know where I can rent a shotgun by the minute? I only need it for a couple...

>>55974280
With Tay it's not gay.

>>55974255
>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
pretty comfy

>>55974255
bad

>>55974293
Sorry taytay, I love you but there are no exceptions

no puts allowed in this kingdom

>>55974283
I CAN'T SHIP!!!

>>55974255
Up 12.5%
Sold my KO spread, I know I should have held longer but in clown market I take early

I'm just trading to try to break even but after I break even I'm quitting stocks/options.

>>55974257
>Oil would have had to go in the lower 50s for me to get margin called. Based on my awareness of the situation at the time I thought that was reasonably unlikely.
I blew up my account back in spring 2020 thinking oil wouldn't go negative. It did.
Was it low at the time? Yes.
Did it go lower anyway? Also yes.

I'm not saying your trades aren't smart or that the probabilities go against you or that the average outcome is not a win. What I am saying is that over an extended sequence, without proper risk management you will eventually have some unforseen circumstance that will cause you to lose everything. Look up the kelly criterion for a mathematical model of this concept. You might think it doesn't apply because stocks trade more continuously than a binary event, but there are gaps between open hours, and sometimes liquidity vanishes right when you need to exit.

>>55974332
May as well quit now if trading options is a negative alpha activity for you.
If its a positive alpha then why quit?

>>55974255
Up 7.5% or about $1,200. Not bad.

>>55974255
+3.78 gme

>>55974279
For commodities you have an easy way of doing this, you look at their multidecade chart divided by CPI, it gives you a good idea of what's historically low. So like for wheat right now a good slurp zone would be in the lower 500s, of course it's hard to tell if it will go there, and for natgas a few months ago I would always slurp at $2.00, and then you had oats at or below $330, those are historically fairly cheap prices so it's not a bad idea to slurp them at such prices. The key is to make sure it's cheap not just relative to the previous year or you might catch a falling knife, but cheap compared to a much longer timeframe. Of course you have to watch out for contango, which can be quite strong with the new lumber contracts so I have to be extra cautious with them now, I can't hold them for weeks.

>>55974345
>spring 2020
well that was a real bad time to play with oil because something unusual was happening
>without proper risk management
leverage choice, entry price selection and understanding the situation are proper risk management

>>55974281
reported for transphobic image

>>55974255
one position up 7% and another 12%

very good

>>55974317
Conceptually, memes are the weirdest shit ever.

>>55974255
good, deli ham was on sale

>>55974373

>>55974275
>Made a little money selling CCs.
No, you didn't. :^)

>>55974255
Up a little over 2%
Feels gud mayne

>>55974366
go back (to your containment)

>>55974289
Fuck off. The last time I loaned out a gun we lost Nirvana. Never did get my gun back either.

>>55974367
interesting concept with the price/CPI over a multi decade timeframe. i've been thinking about opening a futures account for a vix trade I have learned about, but might have to start dabbling with some commodities using your method. Do you trade the futures or do you trade commodity etfs?

>>55974373
Jannies already saw how based it was, no need to show them again

>>55974393
JAAAAANNNNYYYYYYY, WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU JANNNYYYYY

Jerome is a mentally ill wigger and they're going to have to use COVID lockdowns to make him print again.

>>55974438
Jerome is a confirmed old acidhead.

Instead of uninverting, yields have inverted stronger today

>>55974425
YWNBARW

>>55974419
I trade CFD forwards, that's like futures but not exchange traded (which ironically solves any liquidity issue, the broker is most likely betting against you) and you can have smaller positions and usually more leverage. I haven't traded commodities since June though because nothing is actually cheap anymore (and even then Oil wasn't actually that cheap), although wheat is starting to look interesting.

>>55974438
He wont turn it back on. The administration is going around him for QE with bailouts and gibbs.

>>55974367
>leverage choice, entry price selection and understanding the situation are proper risk management
I don't expect you to listen. No one ever does while times are good. We all think we're invincible.
It's when the situation someday goes against you that I hope you'll be able to think back to conversations like this and understand how you fucked up. That's the only way you'll ever grow.

>well that was a real bad time to play with oil because something unusual was happening
It wasn't unusual until it happened. That's exactly the point. You can never know with 100% certainty that Iran will bomb an embassy tomorrow, or Biden will announce a new SPR release, or China will shut back down and re-enter covid zero policy, or Saudi's will cut ties and unilaterally end current OPEC agreements while draining their entire onshore storage and pumping full speed right into the biggest demand collapse ever.
That's the thing about breaking news, the price and fundamentals and setup looks perfectly normal until the news actually breaks. Then the next day the market opens and you no longer have a portfolio.

>>55974399
Yes I did.

What are good X accounts with good whispers and rumors??

>>55974276
I'm also cash. It's been maybe two weeks now. I'm still afraid, but I'll see what happens later in the week. I might just wait out September desu

>>55974461
That's why you keep two thirds of your money in a normal bank account. Yeah I can lose most of a third of my money in a freak market accident, big deal, give me a few months and using one third of the two thirds of my money I can recover that.

>>55974444
Quads of truth

>>55974417
Nirvana sucked anyways.

>>55974456
which has to be funded by the fed printing money to buy treasuries, Jerome will be forced to print. I wouldn't be surprised if this is a military issue, the pentagon won't like it if they have their funding cut because of his narcissitic personality disorder.

>>55974410
kill yourself silly bitch

does anyone have a 6 figure account? 7 figure even? how long did it take?

>>55974498
Shit take
Bleach is a great album

Lol Bobo where is your crash????

BUY LOCKSNEED https://youtu.be/_30VjNREhAM?si=pLHgqkbpTZywqO37

>>55974498
Fag
>>55974513
Based

>>55974498
Kurt Cobain thought so too. I really like Polly though.

>>55974454
>I trade CFD forwards
i dont think i can do those in the US, would have to trade the futures directly or commodity etfs with no liquidity

>>55974518
Call me back in September with that same attitude.

>>55974543
you really think the commodity etfs can't handle the load you want to throw at them

>>55974508
20 figure account holder here ama

>>55974522
Kurt was significantly less interesting than his music. Kinda a fag desu. Smack heads usually are.

>>55974549
i know they can but i still dont trust it. you are food for the big fish.

>>55974543
Yeah CFDs are illegal in the US, futures are perfect if you have enough money to throw at them (they tend to be too big for the average yuropoor like me). ETFs tend to be more inefficient.

>>55974519
Oh but I did.

>>55974573
>CFDs are illegal in the US
Unless you're a brokerage, then it's kosher as long as it stays internal and doesn't look that way from the outside.

>Only took a look right now at how the market was doing today
lmao @bobo

>>55974573
>ETFs tend to be more inefficient.
how so?

>>55974281
I mean, financial indicators all suggest NVDA is ovewrpriced. Their PE ratio is too high, and I think it's impossible to keep their EPS as high as it was this quarter. Look, the numbers say it's going to go down. But it's also being meme'd and since kids have money to throw into this economy, that actually means something these days. You think any trader using robinhood looks at PE ratio, EPS, profit margins, or ROE? So they'll buy it regardless because all they know is tiktok told them it's going to pump. Yeah, eventually they'll lose their money, but in the meme economy, I don't know when that actually is. I guess when tiktok starts telling them to sell?

>>55974518
Tik Tok

>>55974486
>That's why you keep two thirds of your money in a normal bank account.
Then it sounds like you do already understand, and this entire discussion is based on a false premise of leverage.
If you hold a position at 3x leverage, and the account is only 1/3rd of your account, you're not really on 3x leverage until/unless the leveraged position grows more and maintains its leverage (ex SOXL)
If you double 1/3rd of your portfolio, you've really only earned 33%.
For the future, I'd recommend against hyping up leverage unless you're actually truly all in in terms of liquid assets. It's a bit confusing and leads to newer traders thinking they can take on stupider risks. Perhaps that's inevitable, though.

>>55974613
I DOUBLED 1% OF MY PORTFOLIO

>>55974317
I can't believe they thought this prank was acceptable in 2021.

>>55974601
It's underpriced now, forward P/E is low if you look at projected earnings over the next year. P/E is also low compared to before previous earnings. Facts don't care about your feelings, and all facts support NVDA being undervalued.

>>55974623
I told the Evergrande to disrupt the global JIT supply chain and the madlads did it!

>>55974623
You mean like how the ship drew a giant penis out in the gulf before it went and lodged itself in the canal? Shit was hilarious.

>>55974628
>forward P/E is low if you look at projected earnings over the next year
43 is not low, anon. It's alarmingly high by normal standards.

>>55974593
Their underlying is futures, but besides fees there are losses from rebalancing and stuff like that. ETFs providers trade the same futures as you but get something out of it, plus they have to rebalance a lot which you probably wouldn't do.

>>55974613
>If you double 1/3rd of your portfolio, you've really only earned 33%.
I wouldn't call it 1/3 of my portfolio, my portfolio is my portfolio, the rest of my money is something else. So I didn't really increase my net worth by +300% by trading in 2023, only the nominal portfolio value without counting the backup money. That also means that I'm supposed to send some of my gains away. I still consider that a margin call is the thing to avoid though so when I trade I don't really think about the rest of the money. So it's a bit misleading to omit the rest of my money, but on the other hand I do trade with only what's in my portfolio, and no one trades with 100% of their money.

>>55974665
Not for a company like NVDA, its a very reasonable forward PE

You fucking degenerates have to stop buying, PLEASE

>>55974718

>>55974665
so are you suggesting we look for companies with negative forward p/e because if low forward p/e is good surely negative forward p/e must be best

you may be a top trader, but are you hot enough to perfectly level a washing machine?

>>55974718
i will not

the thing about forward P/E is that literally nobody not even the company itself truly knows the future E

>>55974718
Slurrp

Just got back from my job interview. Had to interview with 3 different people but it went really well. I hope I land the job. It's full benefits. Dental, healh, 401k, paid vacation and sick time. I need someone to get digits to ensure I get the job.

>>55974770
check these

Mumus are euphoric AF over a retracement which won't be sustained. If Nvidia retraces back to 510 then okay you have something, if not then idk why you chucklefucks are dancing about. Everyone saw Nvidia wobble last week. Let retail get euphoric.

i finally got one earnings play right...

>>55974601
Druckenmiller is waiting for the last retail mumu to get "in the game".

>>55974773
close

>>55974770
What job rocker

>>55974768
Hell yeah Halloween memes soon.

>>55974248
that would make the egg a fag not you

My order didn't get filled eod.

>>55974774
> idk why you chucklefucks are dancing about
1000% return on 0dte calls

>>55974770
Alright I got you, you degenerate.

>>55974770
check em future wagie

i'm making so much money guys
this stock market thing is great, why didn't you tell me about it sooner
assholes

>>55974770
Disappointed to hear that you won't be joining us as a full time trader.

>>55974832
>babby's first bullrun
the first one is free

>peepee ratio 200+
wahhh that's too high!
>peepee ratio 100+
wahhhhh that's also too high!
>forward peepee ratio is 43, guidance increasing
wahhhhhhhh that's STILL too high!!!!

I mean how can they not realize how fucking childish they are lmao

>>55974770
Good luck
You're on the right financial path
What's the salary? $120k? Hopefully you quit gambling and get back into stocks

>>55974801
Unfortunately I can't share because I live in a small town and it would be super easy to doxx my job. You guys can know where I live but you can't know where I work. Now back to rolling digits.

there’s a lot of shit happening tomorrow… maybe it was all priced in today. I can’t imagine a September bullrun

>>55974854
It’s unsustainable. Literally Enron 3.0, I’m mommies little wolf of wallstreet bitch these puts gonna print just you watch

IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING OVER
RUN FOR SHELTER

>>55974857
Nah nothing big time. It's basically my the same pay as my last job but with full benefits. All I care is the benefits.

>>55974853
what should i put my money in now then?
i'm all in cathie wood etfs and semiconductors right now like you guys said earlier in the year

>>55974873
I have concerns.

>>55974873

>>55974873
the oracle has spoken

>>55974873

jim
no

>>55974904
he throws out some truths so you can't completely inverse him
>inb4 some bobo says "yet"

im wondering when burrys short came public. how fast does he have to report his stock moves ?

>>55972709
Based macro anon, keep posting this.
Fucking retards on /biz/ think 5% rates are priced in and the market can keep this shit up forever. The rates just have to stay where they are to completely fuck mumus.

>>55974927
13F is a quarterly report, so anytime Q2 2023 he could’ve bought

>>55974927
Quarterly.

>>55974928
Thats what we saw today. Yet the market went completely crazy.
I also dont know if the markets realize that the FED cant fight inflation and a bad economy at the same time.

>market having an epic little pump after double topping
>right before september begins and companies dump mercilessly
I like that every financial website is running stories like "YOU SHOULD INVEST RIGHT NOW, YOUR CASH IS LOSING VALUE IF IT'S NOT INVESTED, CMON GOY".

>>55974926
Brother he was telling the masses to buy NVIDIA at the top only to get dumped on completely the next day. If they bought when he posted that they’d still be under $500 for god knows how long

>>55974146
What about next week?
>doesn't make sense
They're letting the market rise before they exit with a profit, same as every year.

>>55974979
I didn't read the article but I saw one today titled "10 signs you're leaving too much money in your checking account"

>>55974988
Hell yeah holiday weekend!

>>55974980
that's not even his worst one

>>55974980
DCA until retirement for those retards. I do not pity them.

>>55974770
Nice job Mr. John Rockerfeller. Get that 401k maxed out and keep making improvements in your life.

Uhh what’s with these huge shadows after close

I can't believe a fat black woman cold called me today fishing for someone to pay her bail. Wtf?

Also, does this look like a cup and handle?

>>55975025
It’s your darkpool overlords starting the bear cycle.

>>55975025
Just a small correction

>>55974951
>also dont know if the markets realize that the FED cant fight inflation and a bad economy at the same time.
I think they're just doing what they've always done, preempt the Feds next move which is probably going to be turning on the printer, but as you say, that reignites inflation and means the poor in America get poorer and start blaming Jews and immigrants (they're already doing this and it's election season until next year).
Idk how it all ends. Jeff Snider keeps saying they will have to just print because they have no other cards left to play and the debt bubble just keeps inflating to fucking insane levels. Who knows how this shitshow ends.

>>55974939
>>55974941
okay thanks. so the short info was late and useless. unless the market keeps going in that direction.

>>55975030
Cock and balls pattern, crab for another year

Buy Qualcomm, Infineon, NXP and Intel. Thank me later

>>55975057
Burry is useless generally. Can't remember exactly what he said but he made a classically dumb Burry tweet earlier in the year and was 100% wrong. Something like "Sell" and then we had a constant green dildo because of Nvidia.

>>55975041
>>55975025
There was a big sell off yesterday but that didn’t affect anything unless it was a squeeze catalyst

>>55975080
That's all he said, "Sell". Then he followed it up a while later with "I was wrong to say sell".

>>55974860
got to be careful in the future. any small detail and some autist will and can figure out where you work(if you get the job).
t. autist who has done that

>>55975030
>someone to pay her bail
Elaborate. Was it a collect call from the jail?

>>55975103
Yeah. Talk about egg on face moment. Guys a fuckwit and should stay silent and have humility after being colossally wrong as many times as he has. What I hate is how he's the face of the Big Short and so now everything he tweets is world news.

>>55975105
I don't know if it was collect but it was indeed from jail. I looked at my phone and noticed I had a message and listened to it and it was some sobbing female. I couldn't believe what I was hearing and looked it up on the county jail website and it was legit. A 5'7" 225 lb black woman cold called me because the popo picked her up because she decided to skip her court date. Thankfully I didn't actually hear my phone go off because if I had answered I would have had no idea how to respond to that.

>>55975053
The FED has said numerous times, that they wont go soft on inflation.
So inflation is the most important thing to look for, not bad jobs numbers.
The Fed wont start printing just because of bad job numbers, if inflation stays high.
This isnt ten years ago, when inflation was low.
Do I see that wrong?

>>55975104
Everyone already knows where I live but won't dare come here because i'll absolutely pin and brutalize their bussy

I’m slurping SQQQ

>>55975156
I'm with you, but the Fed has also pussied out many times. You're right in how the inflation fight is what they claim they are fighting but they always end up cucking. (Snider covers this a lot, if you don't tune into Eurodollar University you really should)
I'm just impressed that Powell has managed to not cuck out this long. My schizo take is that Biden has given the nod to keep interest rates high because he/Dems can't afford to lose the poor vote in 2024, otherwise we get Trump. The poors are the ones who end up getting cheaper cost of basics like food and fuel when interest rates are high. (Powell has said this in nearly every speech he has given, he's not hiding his motive)
This doesn't help people who are losing jobs because companies are cutting back because there's no cheap (0% interest rate) bank funding anymore.

Ironically the prospect of Trump in 2024 might actually cause the crash.

>>55975132
Haha that's great.

>>55975132
Post the message on vocaroo

>>55975239
no, I have deleted it already.

>>55975259
dammit nigger you could have been a /smg/ legend

>>55975259
you can recover voicemail cant you. at least ios chads can.

When people here talk about trading 3x ETFs I just assume they're poor. And can't get level 4 options approval. Because they're poor. The amount of Robinhood posters here is also disconcerting.

>>55974770
Let them know that above all things you have millions of investors who count on you to know what trades to make and that without your guidance the markets can only go up on fake and gay days.

>>55974770
Praying for u John-chan

>>55975219
We have a bunch of numbers coming out tomorrow. Will be interesting to see how the market reacts?

>>55974774

>>55975290
Stay mad.

>>55974979
Buddy, you posty wife again and we're going to have problems.

my test is spiking like crazy
im jacking off 8-10 times a day for the last week
this happens every spring and fall
why???

>>55975334
Until nvda starts to wobble hard like it did last week, I don't expect the market to be rational. It'll have a Minsky moment, impossible to say when.

>>55975162
no i mean that autist will proceed to email your work and then you'll have to explain your online persona

>>55975381
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? REPORT TO YOUR JANNIE FRIENDS?

>>55975409
The reaction today was after the bad jobs numbers. So the numbers matter. We'll see.

>>55975334
For the record, I sense the timeline shifting, I do feel deep down something will break the market very soon. By February or March.

HELLO EVERYONE LOOK AT ME IM A GROWN FAT MAN ACTING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. HAHA SO GAY SO FUNNY HAHA LOOK AT ME GIVE ME YOU ATTENTION HELLO BUDDY BUDDY CHUDS!

I’m gonna fomo into EBET

>>55975442
>>55975474
Look at me, i'm the janny now

I hate tech so much bros

>>55975509
when will this piece of shit pump

>>55975400
I’ve been scrounging Twitter and Snapchat for free whores, but they are no where to be found. Fuck this gay earth

>>55975530
I'm the real miko poster now. People will think or are just one of many like the taytay posters. You will lose everything you have. Things are getting real for you buddy.

I miss the dire straights "that aint workin" posters

>>55975566
My fans know I would never post 3dpd chud

>>55975580
haha we'll see if they care when I'm finished with you buddy. Welcome to the age of AI

>>55975535
in about a week or two, 2 years ago.

>>55975586
I bet your pp is small

>>55975588
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I went to go do dishes and what the FUCK is going on in here?

>>55975603
Like clockwork

>>55975594
people will never know wich is another strong reason why I'm the better miko poster

hey, /biz/

>>55975612
I'm getting bored of you. I'm going to dance with my scoopsies mannequin

>>55975621
ok bye chud

>>55975580
John-chan how is your skin issue

How's everyone's back doing today? The utter wrenching I received while looking in my bathroom mirror has almost subsided on day 3 after a couple 400mg doses of advil. Why is reaching your 30s like flipping a switch? Or was this just happening when I was younger and I didn't care?

>>55975535
Literally 2 weeks when the buyout/merger occurs. They had to convert all the preferred to common and they’ve retained Houlihan Lokey as an advisor to complete the merger or takeover. Also they can’t R/S under .10c anyway so it’s at least a 2x from here but I’m gonna sell around $2.

>>55975685
Almost completely gone

>>55974081
God why is Ritsu so perfect?

>>55975685
>fat arms
>no tits
>pretty face
sad waste

>>55975777
step outside

today i made money
and now i'm feeling great
or maybe i'm trolling
and this post is just bait

>>55975781
I miss you poem anon. I hope one day we can have a beer.

>>55975777
Larger arms on a thin woman is god tier

>>55975798
I missed you too, while you were on your 'vacation'. Hope you're feeling better.
Also, I don't really drink beer anymore, except when I dine out. I'm saving money by not buying beer, so I can invest more in NASDAQ.
I'm probably going to quit going to therapy to save even more money too. I didn't get to buy enough of the dip as I wanted.

fucking great just checked the mail and there was a summons for jury duty and a collections bill for $500 towing that I have no idea about

>>55975717
I need to start putting 2 days between drinking days and control my dumbass anger better but other than that I'm kosher

>>55975798
>>55975812
Only reason he wants to be real life friends with you is because he wants to use you as social proof at some point. He doesn't see you as equal he thinks you are a chud that can be used to break the barrier of everyone directly thinking that he is a psychotic loner, wich he is.

>>55975818
I have submitted a change of address but I have still yet to receive regular mail.

>>55975849
well the USPS is staffed by literal retards who face no consequences for their inadequacy

I need money so bad bros....its alI think about all day.

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WHOA BLACK BETTY BAM-BA-LAM
BLACK BETTY HAD A CHILD BAM-BA-LAM
THE DAMN THING GONE WILD BAM-BA-LAM

https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

alright /smg/ i'm going to buy gas and groceries. i will be purchasing a thing of 30 eggs, just so you know. also i have a job interview tomorrow morning for a job i'm not even sure i actually want but i'm going anyway to feel it out and see about money.
>>55975617
hi

>>55975899
bro i got 5 dozen eggs two weeks ago and i'm sick of em

>>55975901
I will eat your eggs

>>55975869
Yeah I am about to have to check the post office. It would be crazy to go months without mail

>Cash out of NVDA on friday because I expected a drop this week
>Instead today happens

Should I just buy something else or wait for another drop. Maybe get into Disney once it drops again tomorrow.

>>55975906
finna make french toast tomorrow and then one more round of hard boileds and you can have whats left

What if the meltup hasn't even begun yet? All it needs is a great CPI print

>futures

>>55975939
Disregard the french and instead eat a proper british egg and toast breakfast.

>>55975956
no as i've stated before in this general you can only get garbage bread in the States
otherwise i'd be having soft boiled eggies and soldiers erryday

I still cannot grasp the concept that this much of a shitty jobs report can cause this much of a retard pump.

And it's not like a good jobsreports in the months prior caused a drop. They also caused pumps with
>See the economy strong (and you faggots know that wording)
reasoning. So now the opposite does also the

>>55975950
that horse is so fat wtf

>>55975899
what's up with everyone suddenly getting a job? Very bullish for a dovish JPOW soon

Just buy and hold NVDA since 2020. It’s that easy.

>>55975976
Just some bullwhip action.

Bros volatility is too low. There’s no good option plays to be found.

>>55975981
well buy and hold for that long is not that easy but if you haven't at least made some money on NVDA you are probably retarded in my humblest of opinions

>>55975981
Always buy the big 7. When there is no option left all liquidity is blood for the tech vampires

every time the thread reaches 300 I have a look if you guys made a new one already without telling me

what sidejobs can i take to keep pumping money on my portfolio? is taking dick and doing blowjobs in dark alleys morally questionable?

>>55976043
With any luck, this will be the last /smg/

>>55976097
>>55976097
>>55976097

new thread?

>>55976106
buddy no wonder you chuds are all bobos when you are this pessimistic about things

>>55975978
I already have job this is just for a different one at the same place for slightly more pay.

>>55973830
The stock market is a scam. I can watch a stock for months, and as soon as I buy it, it tanks.

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>>55977150
Are you putting on your "I'm not a nigger" face before you trade, son?