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56180733 No.56180733 [Reply] [Original]

What are some good ways to directly siphon wealth out of boomers' pockets into your own?

>> No.56180742

>>56180733
build a casino with the flashiest lights and overseasoned bottom barrel steak

make a doctors hate this one trick product that's just herbs crushed and capped, market on qvc

etc

>> No.56180751

>>56180742
I'm not American Indian, they have a monopoly on casinos here. And actual doctors will call the DEA on you for selling herbal products, you have to get (((approval))) to do that.

>> No.56180778

>>56180751

etc is load bearing here i ain't gonna do the work for u

boomers love novelty and trinketry. they are literal children. u gotta appeal to that.

>> No.56180789

>>56180751
Riverboat gamling

>> No.56180802
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56180802

>>56180733
>Car Sales
>Collectibles
>Gambling
>Alcohol
>Prostitutes
>Religion / Cults
Godspeed fren

>> No.56180880

>>56180733
just have rich parents and be nice to them
my dad already bought me a house

>> No.56180891

>>56180880
Same. My parents are the fucking best.

Alternatively you could open up a nursing home.

>> No.56180898

call center scams

>> No.56180903

classic car restoration. you can basically disassemble their car and put all the pieces in crates and charge them money for years without doing any work

>> No.56180952
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56180952

>>56180880
I stopped smoking and my dad bought me a house. It's literally that easy

>> No.56181050

>>56180733
Become a male prostitute to old ladies.

>> No.56181528
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56181528

>>56181050
I saw midnight cowboy, I know how that road ends.

>> No.56181787

>>56181528
I only read the Mad Magazine spoof. How was it?
>pickledlemons.xls

>> No.56181806

>>56180733
Become an IT Consultant and vastly overcharge them to fix their fucked up mess after they fired their previous IT guy and made sure to piss him off so bad every disk is formatted and there's zero documentation and no way to prove they did it. It's either that or >>56180903 or >>56180880

>> No.56181860

>>56180880
My parents weren't rich and they're also dead. Now what?

>> No.56181944

>>56180751
Learn about Private Label Rights. You can sell the promise of a magic pill that grows your dong and gives you mind powers without having to manufecture it or worry about legal shit.
Anyways it's way more complicated made it seem.

>> No.56181945

>>56181944
>way more complicated than the anon above made it seem *
Sorry.

>> No.56181993
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56181993

Sell those gay ass diecast model cars from the 60s and 70s at farmers markets. Boomers love small things from the past but the diabeetus made their hands worthless. Niggers love them too but then you have to deal with niggers