/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56228044
Nuke this board

Stocks are doa the next two years buy Bitcoin before the 2024 pump

How much water am I actually supposed to drink every day?

>>56228065
Water is boring, drink juice or soda if you aren't poor

Remember when America was encouraged to laugh at the president? Now it's like we can't even laugh at him because it's like elderly abuse and we're worried because we let him sell everyone out for 20 million dollars. It's like he hated niggers so much and couldn't beat them so he just joined them.

>>56228073
Less than a nickle per person... what a fucking crook.

>>56228065
7L

>>56228073
>>56228079
trump cant even complete a thought. i'm convinced none of you have ever critically analyzed his speeches. sure sometimes he has a point, but so does biden obviously. But trump deflects so much its unreal.

>>56228094
Well if the questions are strait he can give an answer, but most of the times he's given these open ended questions not even designed to do anything but create an atmospheric notion of fault or blame regarding this or that. You're not even paying attention to desires of the interviewer's handler and the frame job of how bullshit the narrative is. Go rewatch that 60 minutes interview he did with Leslie Stahl.

>>56228137
I watch him all the time. I just wish he would stop with
>muh hillary
>muh obama
buddy you are the president stop deflecting. do something about it like you said you were going to do. Biden, now thats a man of action. Him and cornpop would make a badass 2024 bid.

>>56228084
How much is that in cups? I don't gulp big 2 liters or gallons at a time like a smelly animal. It's nice you don't work and have so much free time for the gym but in the developed world we don't treat every day like it's Woodstock

Politics is a useless thing to get all worked up about; keep in mind this little thing, every single one of them is bent. Once they get in office all those high ideals they spouted off to get your vote goes out the window. The only thing I keep track off during my state's legislative session is anything that has to do with employee raises. Cause that directly impacts me. The rest of the shat I tune out. The most excitement that I had during the U.S congress recently was when they did the govt money handout 3x during covid.

Fuck me sideways, nat gas might break $3. CF and BOIL baggies win.

>"The odds of an US government shutdown have risen to 90%," per Goldman Sachs.

I'm calling bullshit, this feels like a rugpull trap for anyone shorting

>>56228192
The odds were never higher. The debt was never higher. The deficit was never higher. No way they will agree on anything.

>>56228192
Washington thrives off attention. How else do you get donors to pony up?

Fast food workers in California now earn 20/hr. Hell if the cost of living wasn't so fucked I'd be tempted to move post retirement cause I'm sure at this rate in 14 years that 20/hr will be close to 30/hr. Imagine that. Newly minted H.S grad pulling 20/hr for doing fuck all. Makes college even more of a suckers play. On the flip side; watch them close restaurants or jack prices to compensate for the higher wage. A Quarter pounder w/cheese will cost 20 now (maybe?)
https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/28/business/california-fast-food-law/index.html

>>56228160
I haven't heard him invoke the muh Obama lately outside of the context of the man's own auto biography where he wrote he wished for a 3rd term where he operates in the background. Maybe you're just reminiscing instead of researching. It's only human nature to perfer reassurance even if from within your own mind than to actually get new data and draw new conclusions.

>>56228243
It’s all about the real estate, they’ll close the leased locations while property remains the real way to make money in fast food.

>>56228207
short money has already been made. there is no money to be made going short right now. its all long money baby.
>no verification required
>>56228244
he's done it plenty but im not going to go through 'researching' im just talking about plain examples of him deflecting. instead he loses people with 5 minutes of babbling about the previous administration and then how he has some magnificent plan without revealing any details whatsoever.

>>56228175
Based, and wasted.

>>56228262
People are fearful because they can see the trainwreck. If you cant you're a fool

>>56228292
if everyone can see it then why does everything feel so normal. I think you're just a doomer and you dont understand the real economics.

>>56228306
There is nothign doomy about a recession, a healthy market correction of about 20-30%. A government that needs to get its house in order and cut spending. That shit needs to happen every so often. Just let nature takes it course and we would all get stronger out of it. But you dont want that. The fact that you people cant even allow that to happen is what makes it so doomy. Holy fucking shit. Just stop printing money. Just stop being be so fucking corrupt.

>>56228306
Because it's like a frog in a pot of luke warm water put on a fire. The average person is by most metrics a fucking moron.

>>56228065
I always budget a gallon per day but I only drink that much if it's pretty hot.

Does anyone have the graphic showing the peaks and troughs of the economy on the year scale? Pretty sure it had some kind of jewish/masonic context written on it too, something about harvest/shearing season. It aligned with some kind of jewish tradition/holidays.

>>56228306
The real economics is you've got a group of people convincing "average joes" they're not getting enough money so the best thing to do is to stop working entirely. So clearly the situation is just jim and fucking dandy. It's a disaster in progress, but that's why they call them progressives.

>>56228094
An idiot that doesn't do anything is better than any president we've had for the last 70 years.
Trump wasn't great but he wasn't extremely terrible and that's a huge improvement. That's why he practically has his own cult now.

>>56228360
I mean if I needed more money I'd get a second job, but not working is much more appealing than actually providing value or producing any productivity or revenue. It's also probably even easier than actually working

>>56228333
the put to call ratio already suggests that everyone sees it.
>>56228331
>stop printing money
as opposed to every other country printing money? You migatards just dont understand how the world works. you're all hung up on muh jews and whatever. its so sad.
>>56228360
its all funny money. you just have poor faggots who dont know you can get 250k PPP loans forgiven for being a republican
>>56228369
keep the politics in /pol/

>>56228351
At the very least can someone give me a qrd of the cycles the economy goes through and on what timescale? I need to know when to expect things to fall and rise.

>>56228401
you just look at a logarithmic scale of the SPX.

>>56228392
Yeah closing the private sector entirely was super fucked up, I never advocated it, but now it's time to shut down the public sector again.

>we're gonna make the iPhone of AI
This seems like such bubbly bullshit.

>>56228292
People have been fearful and seeing the trainwreck since Jamestown, fag.

>>56228404
>shut down the public sector again
explain

>>56228401
When there's inflation they turn off the "printer" and when stuff starts blowing up they turn it back on.
(It's not really a printer it's the reverse repo rate at the federal reserve.) You can get a rough idea of what's going on by watching the yield curve. Normally it has a positive slope (loaning money for longer pays you more) but just before a recession the slope inverts as people try to lock in high yields. Time from the first inversion is one of the best predictive tools publicly known for that.

>>56228420
TND.

>>56228401
First you have optimism. Optimism is followed by a new paradigm. Then the new paradigm is chased with optimism before another paradigm shift with brand new optimism.

>>56228392
>as opposed to every other country printing money?
Thats not even true. Most countries have lower debt and deficits. Sweden has 30% debt o GDp, Gemany has 60%. The US is approaching Italy.
Debt is not a solution. The bigger it gets, the worse the end result.

>>56228420
The public sector refers to government funded shit. National parks and etc. Is this your first shutdown newfag?

>>56228417
>hurr hurr just keep printing money
The debt was never this high
You people are corrupt and braindead

>>56228461
If it ain't one thing it's a motherfuckin' other, word to your granny and your daddy and your mother.

>>56228443
Yeah but Sweden and Germany combined don't have any nuclear submarines and require someone else to protect their refugee populations right to rape their native blonde hair blue eyed 14 year old female children.

I can't believe you all actually used this bread

>>56228463
Yes, the people that experienced the great depression, exactly.

>>56228472
This post should have gotten at least quints.

>>56228472
Pretty sure the US has more rapes than both these countries

>>56228482
Truth doesn't need digits

>>56228485
Sweden is doing pretty badly with rape.

>>56228485
Black people

>>56228457
>is this your first shutdown, newfag?
always remember to inverse baggie.

>>56228485
Prison rapes alone

>>56228477
I personally knew very well tons of people who experienced the Great Depression. Of course, they weren't city faggots so everything was fine. They had their own hogs, chickens, milk cow, plow mule, and gardens. They could plow fields all day long and catch catfish from dusk till dawn.

>>56228494
>>56228495
Then why bring up Sweden, you stupid nigger?

>>56228443
the US has a little petrodollar trick up its sleeve. buy bonds, faggot.

>>56228507
I've been to Sweden and Norway. In my experience Norway is way more comfy.

>>56228503
Exactly. No Iphones, no tiktok, no McDonalds, None of that useless shit that props up the stock market. It all needs to be cleansed

>>56228517
Everything is more comfy than most US cities. Noone doubts that. Doesnt seem to me that the money the government spend is actualls used for anything good.

>>56228520
buddy stop reading the apple fud. iPhones have been around long enough that there are generations of people who cant wait for the newest ones. I used to work for a company who would order out fleets of them as their business practice.
buy. calls.
>>56228517
>>56228526
baggie lives in fucking JEW york, dont mind him. that being said americans suffer from a bad case of NEVER LEFT THEIR GOD DAMN STATE

>>56228526
Miami is nice. You need to avoid democrat run shit holes. There are still nice cities in America. I mean Dallas wasn't bad, fucking kids who actually hold a door and exchange pesentries. It still exists even in cities.

>>56228421
I'll study this more to understand it better. Is there somewhere that I can see a graph or at least the information that makes up the body of the yield curve?

>>56228429
I don't like that way of thinking. It seems like playing the lottery. I want facts and information to go off of, not wishful thinking.

>>56228542
I don't live in NYC, I'm in Connecticut. I got 14 acres and barely interact with my neighbors.

>>56228555
its basically this however it can be represented really at any scale. bears here like to pass around the meme chart and say that we are headed for the big one, but it wont be a big one. its all relative and logarithmic.

>>56228555
The cycles get faster each time, so there's that. The time frame is meh, I got some shit saved on the PC in my office, but it's way too much effort to get off my ass just to use a VPN and get the files you're looking for. Just lurk moar newfag.

>>56228569
Thank you. This reminded me of the graphic I was looking for, it was showing the shemitah 7 year cycles and how it's aligned with the stock market/economy in the past.

>>56228569
>>56228555
Do you got the sector rotation one? He probably wants to see that too.

>>56228575
I think I have them as well, but it's in with thousands of other jpgs I've saved over the years. I almost did really well when the covid bucks came but I fudded it and sold. I guess I want to see what I can do now that I have the maturity to not be afraid.

>>56228582
That's a good one too.

>>56228592
So you're just fucking lazy? That's honestly why you're not winning. Lol

>>56228582
>>56228583
probably this one. you can bet your ass there's a reason for the uranium and oil euphoria right now

my guess for tomorrow is that it barts?

>>56228608
Not the exact one I was thinking of but yeah pretty much the same

historically we are about to approach the best runs of the year so you had better load the fuck up
>>56228620

>>56228592
Wait until you become mature enough to be afraid again. Then you'll be asking yourself what the fuck was I doing.

>>56228604
I want to be mad, but you're right. I am indeed a lazy fuck. However it's late and I have to get some chores done before bed. But yes, I'll try to do better tomorrow.

>>56228608
Close, the one I saw had the years 2000-now and it was in like some kind of beige/black and white color scheme. Oil stocks are where I almost went big, but I had never done anything with stocks before and I was already broke so I sold.

>>56228542
>buddy stop reading the apple fud. iPhones have been around long enough that there are generations of people who cant wait for the newest ones. I used to work for a company who would order out fleets of them as their business practice.
Apple doesnt have any growth
Thats why the stock is falling.
Youre a fucking retard, have no idea whats going on and wasting everyones time

>>56228638
I meant afraid as in "it keeps going down oh fuck! what if they go bankrupt?! I'll lose my money!!". I'm at terms enough to call it sunken cost and just hold onto it now.

>>56228575
>The cycles get faster each time
thats why the meme chart of mentioning 'soft landings' is so big. its fucking 2023 theres phones n shit and ai generating articles. of course theres more mentions of soft landings. confirmation bias.
>>56228640
theres this faggot again. you have no idea what earnings are. they can lower earnings estimates one quarter and then beat them the next and magically have a great quarter. magically you are up. go fuck yourself permafaggot.

>>56228627
What should I get if I can only spare say $1k outright this very moment?

>>56228647
>they can lower earnings estimates one quarter and then beat them the next and magically have a great quarter
This is what you are left with. Literall bullshit that every three year old can see through. And thats whats supposed to keep Apple stock price up?

>>56228650
I am not a financial adviser so i cant really give investment advice. i'm just going to say that right now is a good time to buy according to this chart here >>56228498.
>>56228657
revenue slipping doesnt still mean that they arent making insane amounts of secured cash. either way, past results are not indicative of future performance, and there are a lot of people with a lot of money that know a lot more than you betting on apple

>>56228647
Remember how the pandemic killed everyone... I only knew 1 person who actually died from it, and he was just an aquatence I did business with could have been overweight or old or diabetic.

>>56228292
if people can see the trainwreck then the train wreck is already priced in you retard

>>56228670
I'd like to buy some oil stocks, what can I search to find a suitable choice? Just googling it only brings up the big names, none of the smaller companies like SLCA that would be more affordable for me.

>>56228686
I dont know a single motherfucker who died. and I know a lot of people who took it. I didnt take it myself. you notice how only migatards are calling for financial ruin.
>>56228690
exactly. go trace back the crashes on this put/call ratio chart. the spikes = more puts.
>>56228693
do not buy oil. and if you do, do not come here and say that I did not tell you so.
>buying a 120k truck at the peak
>buying oil at the absolute peak
>but muh ground sauce its so rare
dont do it.

>>56228647
>>56228686
I have a sales agent who's father had it at 99 years old, back when it was at its hype nobody could visit him in the hospital, but he tested negative and was released and then he died at 99, but they couldn't hold a proper funeral because the virus was killing people.

>>56228702
ok. I bought it years ago when it was around 3 dollars per share. It would feel foolish to buy it at 5x the price now, especially if it's about to drop as you say.

What are some sectors that are poised to go up at least?

>>56228702
I'm talking about before the vaccine retard. Trump was president when he left it up to the governors how they wanted to handle their jurisdiction and the liberals locked it up.

>>56228720
im talking about the vaccine too, retard. I mentioned the financial thing as a segue, only migatards think the US is going to crash and 'not exist' even though they 'love the US' etc

>>56228044
SNIB SNABS

>>56228723
Stop drinking. You're embarrassing yourself.

>>56228716
personally I am looking into US treasuries.
>>56228730
baggie you reverse yourself on an hourly basis, and then you come in here drunk with your other faggot quasar name when you get banned for talking too much migatard politics. everybody knows to inverse you, so please tell us your positions.

>>56228734
Tell me what you've been drinking first.

>>56228740
I may have had a 22, its thirsty thursday. but im not the faggot shorting the bottom

>>56228734
Would GOVT be good to buy? Or do you transact another way? Sorry, my knowledge of investing is limited.

>>56228044
>there are two /smg/
...
whatever. I need some advice:
>>56228705
>>56228736
pls halp

What company

A 22? Is that like a code or slang for mad dog 2020? Buying treasuries at the bottom is pretty much the equivalent of shorting the bottom retard.

>>56228746
Buy the 25 acres where it rains a lot and grow lots of crops or raise livestock. Make everyone happy because you provide food and jobs.

>>56228755
Please give me something to throw a couple hundred at that will return at least something more than a few cents and dollars please.

>>56228755
>buying something at the bottom is the equivalent of shorting something at the bottom
baggot logic ladies and gents. dont miss your chance to have the US GOVT back your childrens wealth.
>>56228745
yeah that has exposure to bonds, but im not sure which. eventually the yields will flip and you'll have the most proven country in the world paying your bills (regardless of recession or not)
>lets not even discuss a war

>>56228758
that requires skills and knowledge of which I have none, and also investing in something that might or might not work. also, there are lots of people doing that already... why should I?

>>56228762
MULN, you should do 100 at open then if you are down a week later go 3 or 4 more.

>>56228775
you are such an asshole
>>56228762
dont listen to baggot at all. he's drunk.

>>56228769
>why should I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE&ab_channel=mitchellandwebbstuff
Why wouldn't you?

>>56228769
Well if they're better than you uhh I don't know how you're going to get over your lack of confidence. Why don't you just go work and learn the trade?

>>56228782
You don't see the inverse relationship between bonds and equities... like come on what's a 22?

>>56228786
because I make quite a lot of money with my computer skills? the point of living in the middle of nowhere would be to keep learning shit without being interrupted by retards

what an enormous faggot you are

>>56228802
Oh well, if you make so much with your computer skills just help the farmer with his website and networking his sales grow his plot next door and fuck the girls in that south American city you want to be in while looking for more opportunities

>>56228812
I mean, if I had the money, I'd but the 3 options. sadly, I don't, I could only do 2 of those at most, but then I'd be left with completely empty land until I saved enough to do something with them.

>>56228802
I don't know why you can't just do everything you want... fuck I got a girl working for me from Peru, she's got like 3 or 4 investment properties of her own here in the USA and she's just 35 years old.

>>56228817
>I'd but the 3 options
*I'd buy

>>56228799
you have it wrong.
bond has 2 elements, yield and price. if yield goes up price goes down.
yield goes up market goes down. down market goes up. you need to learn this stuff, this is why you always get inversed.

>>56228821
peruvians are quite enterprising people, and are also great at scamming retards. plus she's a woman, she only needs to move her ass or let someone fuck her to make money
I'm more of a shy, no-risk-taking guy, so I'm just not gonna risk my money.

>>56228823
That's a good beer. I prefer Asahi but those cans are solid. I've tried to crush them on my head and failed.

>>56228838
>I've tried to crush them on my head and failed.
honestly, I can tell.

>>56228842
Market is going up and yields are going up.

>>56228850
you're looking at after hours BS. TLT was up, market was up. Plain and simple.
that green bar on the TLT daily represents this red bar on the US20Y

>>56228865
I'm looking at this. I drank a shit load, but yields will rise and the stock market will rise too.

oil looks like its getting rejected too.
>>56228890
short that bottom like a good little baggie.

>>56228898
I was calling for 125 dollar a barrel wti in fucking August retard

>>56228907
and that worked out well didnt it

>>56228914
The only reason the newest thread is always the worst thread is entropy.

>>56228929
The Saudis are going to pump more since they're going to be able to generate more income with little effort. It was a great fucking time.

>>56228914
this smg isnt that bad. Theres no Pepes which indicates a rise in quality

>>56228942

Nobody wants $100 a barrel oil. Well the producers all love the idea of it, but they're all in direct competition with one another and nobody can trust anyone so once it gets close they all open the fucking faucets because they've all had the faucets open the whole time and lie about production to get ahead of each other.

I’m taking the under on 100 b*gg*t posts in this thread.

>>56228960
I'll take the over 50

So the opec+ nations all get together. They declare we will produce this much oil. Nothing short of an Iranian drone strike stops them from producing whatever the fuck they want.

>>56228966
no liquidity on the 50 strike.100 only.

I mean when they say they'll produce less, that actually means they'll produce and ship it under the table so to speak to China. Why do you think there's actually support for brics? It's to avoid all the climate bullshit from the west. If you don't think these Arabs and chinks are playing both sides just look at the jews. They all have seen the jew and heard the cries of the jew. They have all also recognized deception works and wish to use the resources they have to keep their countries safe and secure from the influence of outsiders.

>>56228978
I'll take the under 75

>>56228942
I filtered every thread with a pepe as the cover image along with anything crypto related. over 60 threads hidden with a few more hidden individually.

I'll check out that stock tomorrow, maybe it will go up? it's been up to $4k per share in 2020 so who knows.

Every tick higher on those bond yields = liquidity leaving the market. Sure you have capital being paid out and coming off the books, but this is a vacuum cleaner mode that hasn't been seen in 40 years... the worst part everyone thinks it'll be different...
>hint
>It's never different
The rate hike cycle lags because debt has to come off the books and new debt gets financed onto the books. If you've got profits and 0 debt, that's called a gold mine. Positive cash flow is great, but there's more to look at particularly the consumers of the service.

>>56229063
4k in 2020... too many splits I can't even remember the ticker you're talking about. But you filter everything and don't check anything for 3 years so you're probably useless

Uh hello, is this THE /smg/?

>>56229103
No, this one is fake.

>>56229102
Well I looked at the title first. Most if not all of it is off topic bullshitting. As for the 3 years, life is hard :(

>>56229091
its only ticking higher because people are selling to buy oil. when, not if, oil drops, the yield will drop. and then bonds will completely reverse and I will become a bond chad. not to mention japan defending the yen. there's literally a perfect storm for a bull run coming up. not to mention
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-09-21/treasury-s-frost-says-buyback-plan-will-boost-market-resilience

>he keeps buying TMF "dips"

@56229133
>replying to me
You're full of shit and larping right now with your own posts about something you're guilty of yourself. I don't even care... but I feel I'm no longer going to participate in this shit. Team under 75 wins.

>ask anons why they buying uranium
>thorough response detailing macro situation and delicacies of uranium market
>ask anons why they keep buying TLT
>no answer at all except one anon who got it as "hedge"
TLT bagholders explain yourselves

Stupid fuck could have followed the inverse baggie rule taken the under 50 and won, you're all dumb fucks.

>>56229190
because oil is going to get dumped on. simple as.

short end of the yield curve starting to fall

delinquencies

SOXL bros, we got too cocky... / SOXL的兄弟们,我们太自信了……

>Bank of Japan announces unscheduled bond buying operation

ruh roh

>>56229269
I fucking told ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES

>>56229269
bullchads cannot be stopped

>>56229232
EUV is 2020
2024 is NA EUV era

>>56229306
>>56229232
its 2 day old news anyways. we go up now.

I would like to remind everyone in this thread that Joe Biden is an illegitimate president. Thank you, have a good night ladies and gentlemen!

Why are long bonds even crashing?

It's always funny to see German anons brainwashed into thinking no one wants nuclear, so they don't understand why uranium is pumping.

Meanwhile, rest of the world is going full nuclear. Poland is about to build 7 new large-scale reactors right on the border with Germany.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/poland-issues-environmental-permit-first-nuclear-power-plant-2023-09-22/

In addition to that, most of the inefficient hydrogen/ammonia that Germany is expecting to ramp up consumption of will be coming from non-German hydrolysis plants powered by nuclear reactors. In a way, Germans are indirectly pumping my uranium bags. Thanks for being my little slave-workers German anons.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/nuclear-hydrogen-marriage-has-potential-us-energy-loans-chief-says-2023-09-28/

So /smg/bros, we're not losing right?

Septs almost over but Oct is normally a tough month too.
How we feeling?

I bought last fall/winter, accumulated cash since, and made some sales during summer so I'm not down much. Thinking of staring to buy the dip around now, but I think month end rally will probably just lead to Oct decline anyways.

>Pic related

I might sound like a total schizo retard but do you guys think maybe there's a chance we could see another video game market crash on par with 1983?

I kinda hope so, I need some shorts.

>>56228952
>Nobody wants $100 a barrel oil. Well the producers all love the idea of it, but they're all in direct competition with one another and nobody can trust anyone so once it gets close they all open the fucking faucets because they've all had the faucets open the whole time and lie about production to get ahead of each other.

Russia isn't able to get insurance to send uranium fuel shipments abroad.

What happens when they can't get insurance to send oil abroad, they run out of storage capacity and their Siberian pipelines freeze? Last time that happened when the USSR fell, it took 15 years and Western oil companies to build new pipelines to get things moving again.

>>56229409
Valve won

>>56229397
>Oct is normally a tough month

indian astrology remarks there will be a sudden event that will bring the markets down.

>>56228094
Trump derangement syndrome is real and still going strong.

Is that all you got bobo? s&p500 is already back to 4300

>>56229613
Bobo fucking shits just don't know when to quit

Bobo you beheem yourself

When I was 13 years old a buddy of mine tried to convince me to fool around. I wasn't into it, and he told me it's not gay if you're wearing socks. I didn't believe him, went home, and asked my dad.

"That's 'gentleman's gay,'" he said. "Hardly gay at all. Don't see it much these days.

The 50s were a different time. What were we to do? We were typical boarding school boys, rich with vigor, skin slick with drying sweat and gritty earth from a game of pigskin.

At night our young, virile bodies filled the dorm with sweet-musky vapors, like game-meat stewed with apple and peppercorn. You'd awake in darkness to the hushed, melodic rhythm of two pairs of white tube socks, barely visible in moonlight, bouncing on the hardwood floor.

The deep bond of male friendship played like a thousand different human instruments. The wet claps of skin on skin, the gentle thud of heads on backboards, frenzied cries in the throes of climax. Wilbur, so fat and soft like tapioca pudding. His breasts were so like the real thing, what we fantasized of our future wives. Unwilling, defenseless Wilbur, so slow and uncoordinated in the dark. 10 of us would glaze his bare, pink flesh like a giant raspberry danish. He once had the audacity to tell Headmaster Redford. But Redford was a Deerfield boy once, he understood. So he joined us on our midnight hog hunts.

Through college and years after we'd find time here and there, away from the wives at a family lake house. But it's been decades now - the times have certainly changed. If you wanted to do something private with another man, in your socks, it wasn’t ‘gay’. It was just two men, celebrating each other's strength.

>>56228507
Sweden is doing badly because it's getting filled with niggers. Everyone knows this. I don't know how you missed it.

>>56228542
They used to do that with the Palm Pilot. It didn't save 3com.

So that's it? This was the last desperate attack of the bobo? Pathetic. Indices are already pumping back up to quickly make up for this month. It's crazy how quickly the algos can turn tables. It takes a whole month to bring the index down a few % and then it's gone in a matter of days. Rip bobo as we are gonna go up to the 18 day average and rip through it

>>56228686
The only people I know who died during it killed themselves.

>>56228746
I think you should go back to Chile.

>>56229190
Yields are uninverting
When that happens you get a recession
When there is a recession stock fall
When stocks fall people move to safe assets
Government Bonds are safe assets.
TLT is Government bonds.
Energy usually falls -23% peak-to-trough

Don't expect you to acknowledge any of this tho. Its hard to reason with people in a mania.

>>56229804
you are retarded and should kys

>>56229804
explain why yields uninverting will cause a recession to happen without pointing to historic precedent.

There really really should be a bond market general. Can't stand the buy bonds faggots

>Check catalog.
>6 gorillion smg threads.
Kek baggies.

>>56229879
you are right I'm gonna make my own. The one where no bond faggots are allowed

Monday's dump will melt faces. Every last glownigger shitting up these threads will rope themselves.

EU ripping upwards and creating huge gaps, nice. Schizo bs market. Kind of looks like a Keltner Channel. The US indices look bearish but to be honest this schizoid market could easily wipe out any bobo advances that have been made this month. Probably the safest thing to do is to just keep buying the dips

>>56229916
No they won't because they know what's coming. That's why they are here to troll us in the first place.

>>56229869
>without pointing to historic precedent
Pattern recognition should be enough, but if not .. pic rel

brothers why the fuck are there like 4 threads up? is janny asleep at the wheel?

>He sold Kazatomprom.

>>56229374
Why do you think poland builds them there, they know germany will need to buy lots of lots of electricity in the future because they shut down all their plants (and will shut down more, le bad coal and gas) while at the same time did everything to increase their electricity usage (EVs, Heatingpumps etc.)

And those stupid boomers afraid of nuclear dont care they get surrounded by nuclear plants at all borders oh well

lower highs
lower lows

simple as

>>56230201
>lower highs
>lower lows
>lower portfolio (yours)

>yields
over the hill
>equities
bottomed out, bouncing back
>VIX
free-diving
>my portfolio
at a newer higher ATH

Bought more ORLEN Ticker: PKN
Fuck Brussels bureaucrats.

>manager says he prefers 3 days in office vs 2 days we have now
Motherfucker
How do I turn 144k to 1mm in 4 weeks?

>>56230286
lel same thing just happened here, they're going from 1 day/week to 2 days/week. My solution is moving to another city 4 hours away so I'm not required to be at the office weekly anymore.

>>56230292
That model works as shown in here
https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/workplace/smuckers-return-to-office-plan-working-a933678

Too bad managers rather have people quit than list to a compromise

Anyone else have the shower on while they try and take a shit?

>>56230313
You wafflestomp in the shower don't you...

>>56230313
Just stomp it down the drain while shampooing your hair.
Saves another flush and money to the toilet paper jew; more money to invest.

>>56228044
We are blessed to be in this accumulation period for stocks. I’m buying O, MSFT, COST, UNH, PEP, and of course VOO. My one flyer that I’m accumulating is CAVA

How much more parabolic can the uranium spot price get

>>56230343
Why would anyone invest in uranium

>>56230343
Make sure you buy when it’s parabolic, that’s the best time to buy

>>56230332
Audibly keking.

>everything else is down
>SOXL is at 18 dollars
>ACMR is still up
I'm probably only one who's bought this shit stock and I feel kinda proud about it

Rate my portfolio

>Larry Fink we're going to have ten year rates at 5% or higher.
Ohh bond baggies time for your CBT sesh.

baking

This thread has 49 baggie posts and yet it was the one you all chose
disgusting

>>56229804
Imagine the TMF gains

>>56230409
>surely goyim stay away from bonds. they would be very bad, defintely not approved by yahweh.

SOXL was better than TMF yesterday tho
Fuckk when do you rotate from SOXL to TMF bros
wagmi

So Etoro has a new offer where you can invest in a algorithm generated portfolio for one year with a 10k minimum position.
Etoro will take any losses if you keep the position until 31 december 2024, all gains are yours.
Previous performance is as pic related.

Seems comfy to dump 10k in desu, should I do it?

>>56230546
You really think that guaranteed slow and steady returns is the Jewish way, instead of crashing and burning on get rich schemes?

>>56230608
More info on this?

>>56230645
https://cloud.connect.etoro.com/capital-garauntee-23
Need to read the T&C myself but seems nice

>>56230608
sounds like you'd make more holding t-bills or keeping your 10k in a savings account, plus you'd be able to actually deploy that capital if needed.

OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

WTF. The other thread was the best smg ever

Core PCE prices in the US, which exclude food and energy, increased by 0.1 percent month-over-month in August 2023, below market expectations of a 0.2 percent rise.

The annual rate, regarded as the Federal Reserve’s preferred measure of inflation, eased as anticipated to 3.9 percent, the lowest since September 2021.

When factoring in food and energy costs, the PCE price index climbed 0.4 percent from the previous month and 3.5percent from the corresponding period in the previous year.

>>56230679
The market liked this.

>>56230685
The market is going to pump so hard on this news holy shit

>>56230685
They don’t even try to make these numbers seem real. Oil is through the roof, and inflation-ex-energy is lower than inflation?

>>56230398
penny stock/10

>>56230685
pump it

>>56230698
oil has topped.

>>56228065
Carry a cup with you and drink your own pee as soon as you pee it. Every immortal drinks their own pee.

>>56230698
Those inflation numbers are for August, oil didn't start poomping until this month.

Feinstein dead. It'll be a glorious day for gun stocks.

>>56230737
S

So you people lied about covered calls being comfy money.
I’m making 12% YoY but my underlying stocks are down almost 5-7%, that’s barely more returns than just parking it in money market funds.

>>56230753
We'll issue a full refund of 0 dollars against your bank account. Call them up and instruct them for this major fund transfer.

>>56230753
that's why i only sell naked calls

>>56230753
It’s almost as if there’s no free lunch

We reshorting europe Monday at close.

bond niggas wagmi

>>56230753
>buys stocks that go down
>loses money
Gotta reevaluate that TDS strategy.

>>56230771
>TLT bagholders coming out the woodwork
It will take you long time just to get back at your average won't it

>>56230781
I am not the anon who has the 6 figure loss, I bought some 2024 tmf 4$ calls literally yesterday.

All this talk of TLT but not TMF? I thought we were adults here

>>56230791
Buying long dated calls on a leveraged ETF is hilariously stupid

>>56230799
not if you understand what you're doing. im limiting my financial risk while also securing my gain if my thesis is correct. we are not the same.

>>56229742
I'm in chile though?

Poorfags should have their own containment smg

>>56230819
show us your holdings tough guy

Are we back? Is it just another scamp pump?

>>56230826
Open at resistance, see who takes the bigger bite fuck them until they switch to the other side then fuck them all accordingly.

Who here about to long volatility?

>A $16 billion JP Morgan fund, expected to reset its options positions on Friday, is drawing traders' attention as a potential source of additional volatility at the end of the worst month for U.S. stocks this year.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/traders-wary-volatility-jp-morgan-182135507.html

>futes

Diane Feinstein is burning in hell as we speak

>>56230799
such a low t post
You might become a woman

>oh look we've completely recovered this weeks dip in less than 24 hours, thats perfectly normal!
bullshit

>>56230859
its very normal if you arent a polcel schitzo

>>56230792
>just hold the 3x bull ETF bro
no thanks

>>56230859
why isnt it normal?

>>56230864
okay post the positive news on which this pump would be justified

>>56230859
day of the rope is soon coming to you bobo

>>56230859
>why is it going up...
>ON NO NEWS WHATSOEVER

>>56230859
The recession doesn't exist.

>>56230844
ishnallah i will finally net even on uvxy

>>56230867
yeah, dont hold it while the underlying goes down ya dum dum. but the underlying is at 10 year lows, and its backed by the largest GDP/military on the planet.
>>56230874
you're going to have to read up on the the threads but unfortunately somebody decided to bake 5000 threads last night. I wonder why.

>>56230874
PCE numbers got front run and then turned out better than expected. did you even attempt to look at today's financial news?

>>56230851
s

>>56230884
Ill buy when its around $2.5. Higher for longer - Jerome

nasdaq 100 index about to do the same thing it did in december of 2021

>futures

Western tobacco companies have one of the shittiest balance sheets I've seen why are tobacco companies so leveraged, almost if they use debt to pay dividends and buy back stock. Now they'll have to refinance at 10% interest rates and cut dividends. Not smoking until these stocks collapse and management becomes unemployed.

>>56228065
It’s more about salt to h2o balance rather than just consuming water. Most people are severely deficient in salts needed for bodily daily functions.

oilsisters!

>there's still a /gme/
>there's still a /bbby/

>>56230884
>the underlying is at 10 year lows, and its backed by the largest GDP/military on the planet.
so why is the underlying so low then? If TLT fags barely break even one year from now you'll be down about 13%, so in that timeframe you need TLT to pump more than 6.5% for TMF to outperform TLT.

>>56230915
They won’t be allowed to fail ever because of the tax revenue they generate

>>56230892
doesn't outweigh the absolute shit state everything else is in right now
it's 100% fed market manipulation

Hahahahaha GET FUCKED BEARS

>>56230920
POTASSIUM

Fuck the ”low sodium” jew meme. The potassium to sodium ratio is where many people are severely deficient. Get a real salt that contains both potassium and sodium.

>>56230927
we'll see. I dont see why my little speculation has you all ruffled. i'm just following massive option flows and all.

>>56230932
Not saying they'll fail saying passive investing dividend faggots will suck on red dildoes because they'll have to cut dividends and maybe even dilute do clean up the balance sheets and that's the time to buy. Anyway not smoking till I'm a shareholder.

>>56230937
Maybe.....just maybe...you're totally wrong about everything being "shit"

>>56229269
>unscheduled bond buying operation
bad news is good news?

>>56230937
W A L L O F W O R R Y
A
L
L

O
F

W
O
R
R
Y

this video sums up what is going on in the market today
https://youtu.be/NhheiPTdZCw

>the market scene has got me down
>'cause i don't want to be a clown

Hey that one bitch senator died
Maybe that’s the good news

>>56230956
these people will claim they are christians

>>56230685
the cope is palpable- truly criminal framing.

>>56230962
Who, me? Naw
I love money

>>56230882
You're still in? In the next up tick only be for a max of 12 days. The swings in a bear market will kill you

>>56230956
She's been a dead empty suit for years.

>>56230844
can you explain this for a midwit?

>>56230945
Fair enough I’m just here to spread antisemitism

>>56230971
>Housing and energy aren't two of the most manipulated sectors!!!!!!!
lmao

>>56230988
if you can't beat them, join them lol

Thinking about buying Norwegian Cruise Lines
Just thinking

>>56230988
if you refuse to use them in the metric... you cant manipulate them.

>>56230882
volitility goes both ways anon. you are fucked.
>oilniggers will pass around the meme stock chart and say "we are at return to normal" phase.
look at where oil is. stinky stinky

>>56230982
ya probably. I'm already down like 90% so i feel like i may as well ride it out fingers crossed i get lucky.

>>56231006
OH NOES OIL IS GOING TO $80?! NOOOO MY INCREDIBLY UNDERVALUED EQUITIES ARE ONLY GOING TO DOUBLE NOW FUCK NOOOO

>>56231028
i'm not talking about equities, i'm talking about the 150$ oilniggers trying to get bagholders.

>>56230993
this

>>56231001
the simple act of inflating the monetary supply manipulates them enough to keep slaves as slaves

>>56231001
...What????

>>56231037
oh yeah I agree fuck the permabulls. They'll get what they deserve

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTFWT?!?

Bobos tongue my anus

>>56231049
you're late. pathetic..

>>56231046
Now this is the bear cope I've been waiting for

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

>going up
>when theres a shutdown coming
please dont get trapped bros

>>56231072
>>>/retard/

>>56231072
2y-10y is reversing its attempted uninversion. Bullrun continues.

>>56230984
But she’s been voting [on behalf of the tribe] and she’s a boomer. It’s good she’s gone

These will be some next level revised numbers in 60 days when all is forgotten and the market moves as desired.

>>56231072
Lol, a new lockdown would be political suicide for the governments around the world. Most people regret taking the vaxx and see how dumb it all was. Buy buy buy

Is this what today is going to be? No trend despite being the last Friday of the month and nonstop chop instead

>>56231082
That means a recession is about to hit dummy

>>56231097
Why be so short-term oriented? Just DCA, buy every dip and find some hobbies instead of staring at line all day. It fucks with your trading decisions

>>56231107
I'm trading futures

>>56231106
nope, am uninversion signals recession. It's not uninverting. It's pulling back down.

>>56231106
The market is green . Recession canceled bobo , sell your puts and move on

are we healing anons?

>>56231112
Oh cool, good luck with that

baking

This is fucking retarded. Crab market yet again, but this time the NASDAQ is range bound in a 30 point range for the entire day. I've not yet seen such a tight range persist like this

Something doesn't smell right...

>>56231106
If it kills inflation I gladly accept a recession.

>>56229103
All me.

More kike trash today I guess. Not allowed to have any kind of move because we have our 100th fed talk of the month

>>56231153
my bad

Finally get a move, immediately sells off

Boomers hate when anything happens in the market besides a range

Not melting up is bullish
It means its just a regular bull market

Just fucking go up or down, stop buying any minor selloff and stop selling any minor push up

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>inflation numbers are ok
>market rallies
>even though fed made it clear they will hike again in November
Enjoy your couple of days with +1% in QQQ but make sure to get out before the gigadump that deletes all the gains comes by

>>56230252
Seems a good enough bet for the longer haul and at a decent enough buy point. The EU govs are definitely letting their mouths and lofty ideals write checks that their asses and reality can't cash when it comes to energy.

New fren >>56231220

>>56231212
COPE hahahahahahahahahaha