/biz/ - Business & Finance

That's a man, isn't it?

>>56290671
this woman's clit is bigger than my penis. Has to be.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EARLY LEAK OF UNEMPLOYMENT DATA, INSIDER TRADING GLOWFAGGOTS

>>56290671
How many push ups for this physique?

Bullbros... what's our response to this?

>>56290685
unironically the only woman posted in 3 days on /smg/

>>56290671
gigastacy

>>56290691
Nancy Polosi has been working as the speaker secretly for months now. She was still using her original office. She is addicted to insider trading.

I have $25k and it doesn't feel like a lot of money at all. This took me 5 years, how do I cope?

>>56290699
Clown world is wild.

What the fuck I'm losing money today...

>>56290691
i'm only going to say this once. shut the fuck up.

>>56290691
Wait I missed this. Where's the leak?

>>56290705
By shorting the financial sector and TLT. Those bonds are fucked, and so are banks with ever growing mark-to-market losses

uhhh i thought sour hour was from 3 to 4pm??

>>56290707
Do not sell, trust the plan, diamond hands 69.

>>56290697
Its only a 70% chance

>>56290699

>>56290712
I'm only going to say this a lot:
DATA LEAK.
GLOWFAGGOT.

You want me to shut the fuck up? Let me get *my* beak wet too, GLOWFAGGOT.

Send that "WIRED magazine" right this way!

>>56290707
Yeah somethings not right, i'm making money today. This can't be right.

>>56290697
Counter trends move like bearish movement does in a bull market during a bear market. Steep stabbing thrusts upward until sellers catch up. The roles almost reverse.

>>56290714
"WIRED magazine" probably!

Niggers are very uppity. How can you possibly profit from that?

>>56290728
MOTHER. OF. GOD!!!!!!!! I JUST LOOKED THIS UP

OMFG OMFG OMFG

>>56290671
>Buy TLT Right Fuckin Now Edition
Unbelievable that some of you are still shilling TLT right now. Its been funny for the past few weeks that contrarian anons here thought the big brain play was to pick up pennies in front of a steam roller but now its even funnier that you still insist on it.

BOILBROS DO I SELL?

>>56290750
I tried to warn them.
They wouldn't listen.
>bottom right

>>56290728
Meds.

>>56290767
Criminals.

Well, the June gap is closed.

>>56290759
Pussy

>>56290705
Just know that you have more money saved than like 95% of the people in the world. Most Americans can't even afford a $500 emergency according to statistics.

>>56290750
No worries here, m8. I'm fine with being a bit early. You'll look back and hit yourself for not listening.
Cute cat, he's too fat, though.

Deep OTM XLF puts up 10%. This is is isn't it? #TheBigOne

Daily will form a double bottom

>>56290756
If you have to ask then yeah probably

>>56290697
Were the last spreads caused by foreign countries purposefully offloading US bonds?

>>56290779
>>55848387
>>56290759
>Tue Aug 15 23:22:40 2023

>>56290789
Why are you assuming its gender?

>>56290759
Yeah really. its as dumb as all the anons buying lukoil during sanctions thinking they were smart not realizing that exchanges were going to be forced to delist it. These idiots see some contrarian take and think it makes them smart.
>>56290789
>'m fine with being a bit early
>-9% 1M
Thats a bit more than early especially when bonds are only paying 5%. You cant take such a hit on it from the immediate point you buy.

>>56290718
sour hours

>>56290782
I believe you, but does anyone have a recent measure of that?

>>56290759
To be honest, I would definitely try to pick up literal pennies in front of a literal steamroller. It sounds easy. Just don't be slow, don't be stupid. It's free money.

>>56290705
I'm 31 and I have 36k. I agree with this >>56290782, I have no fucking idea what to do with my money

I presume the soft bottom (hahahahaha mumus) for today is in the 419.5 area but if there is a genuine leak we may sink further(from market over reaction). If we do I will probably go moderately heavy into some 20-30 Dte itm calls to capture some of the return to mean.

HURDURRRRR WHY LINE GO DOWN ON NO NEWS HURRRDURRRRR

>>56290829
>No news

>>56290829
There was news; it's just only for real citizens.

>>56290804
A large majority of orange cats are actually male.
t. toxoplasmo owner
>>56290807
Don't know what to tell you, bud. ~-9% isn't much to worry about. I'll pull on my shirt collar at ~20%

Techbros... these days are rather hard. But I still keep buying. Hope it won't go down much more this month, now I'll have to wait a bit before I have more money.

Bounce fags I want more puts!

>>56290838
what was the news?
>inb4 no answer question

>Last time Pepsi was this oversold was during Covid
Wtf is happening? I get it is kind of semi-overvalued but holy crap is it falling through the floor. Insiders selling out because of poor earnings? That doesn't seem likely
>>56290816
Bonds? Free and guaranteed 5-6% per year? Not too shabby

>>56290839
>Don't know what to tell you, bud. ~-9% isn't much to worry about. I'll pull on my shirt collar at ~20%
Ok but what is your investment thesis on tlt? the fed made it clear they have 1 more hike at the minimum. so you are guaranteed another drop in your position. why not just wait until the fed is done?

>>56290851
I think it's obvious that unemployment numbers leaked early to the sprawling racketeering gang we call "the intelligentsia."

>>56290840
I was at a very stable tech company until a couple weeks ago and I can tell you that the finance guys were absolutely losing their shit when I left. This is a cash heavy company with a guaranteed monopoly, I can't imagine what's going on everywhere else.

I think we can recover from this...

Strangle all mumushits

>>56290862
>very stable
>finance guys freaking out
Which is it? What were they "freaking out" about?

So where is that bull faggot yesterday that was so confident it wasn't going to dump yesterday? The market makers jewed everyone out of their money so easily who thought this. Bobo is going to have a very nice week.

>>56290835
>>56290829
>>56290838

>>56290839
oh, ok then.

>>56290853
Anecdotal, but my coworkers pull almost equal amounts of water from the free vending machine in the breakroom as they do carbonated drinks. In short, probably time to buy it up because the layman is starting to ignore it.

>>56290855
>why not just wait until the fed is done?
They did NOT out right say they were going to raise again. Explain this away, please: https://www.investing.com/central-banks/fed-rate-monitor
You tards said he was raising at the Sept meeting, but here we are.

lol, Joe Biden is building a wall to keep the 20 million illegals from going back now that economy is shit.

>>56290816
Dump it into VOO and forget about it
>>56290812
This is from August. Jack the number up to something more moderate ($1000 or $1500) and I bet the number goes way up.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/31/63percent-of-workers-are-unable-to-pay-a-500-emergency-expense-survey.html

>tfw tech consulting firm an no wage increase this year except for a limited amount of promotions
People are mad because all they hear in the news is massive wage increases and inflation.
This is how it starts huh?

>>56290900
>Jack the number up
Jack the expense amount up, I mean

>>56290900
Checked and I appreciate the sauce. Yeah, if 2/3 can't do $500, $1,500 is just lmao.

>>56290878
idk. I'm not a finance guy.

>>56290671
I'm losing money hand over fist again.

Reminder

>>56290896
Makes sense. Glowfaggots need someone to be in charge of, and they even have real citizenship too.

Where is my UVXY buddy? Inshallah

>>56290918
>SMMs just openly selling their masters' liquidity event
>just outright marketing it to suckers on the internet

The good guys.

>>56290893
>They did NOT out right say they were going to raise again
>investing dot com
>ignoring what the actual chariman said during conference
>Projections released in the Fed’s dot plot showed the likelihood of one more increase this year, then two cuts in 2024, two fewer than were indicated during the last update in June. That would put the funds rate around 5.1%. The plot allows members to indicate anonymously where they think rates are headed.
He said 5.6 minimum. that means another hike at minimum. Stop reading clickbait articles and actually listen to his conference speech.

>>56290918
Eh. Western Ukrainians probably still need money.
People way over do the fear mongering with nuclear war. Unless you live downtown in a big city (if you're literate enough to be reading this you probably don't) you're probably not going to die immediately.

>>56290928
You're wrong, and I'm tired of replying to you. Do not @me again, nigger.

Sukkot ends tomorrow

every faggot and their mom is shorting this market. Time for "its le recession!!!!!" fags to see what a gamma squeeze looks like. If you think buying puts every day is free money because of the shitty macro, you may as well cover now

>>56290928
In fairness, he totally finds random speeches where he says shit that turns out to be wrong but no one will realize.
e.g. when he just randomly raised the terminal rate during a congressional hearing and then used the treasury's (pre-scheduled btw) Infinity Free Insurance for Venture Capitalists Program as an excuse to pretend that never happened

>>56290937
Powell said he wants 1 more. So its not actually what i want or feel about it. You are retard who cant defend his argument. enjoy bag holding tlt losses for the next 10 years. you are a midwit who got played.

>>56290671
I am losing absurd amounts of money

>>56290671
There's a woman at my gym that looks like this with six pack and everything that mogs me everytime I go.

Also, puts for tmrw.

Reminder to position in the Chinese markets before 2024.

>>56290912
You see so many people online talking about how they have like $2 in their checking account until payday and no other savings or lifeline. I don't get how they function, I'd be worried to death every single minute of every day. I'm certainly not rich, but I at least know that I've got about 3-4 years worth of salary I can fall back on if everything in my life totally went to shit.

>>56290944
idk why I expanded that. I don't know what I expected.

>>56290955
I guess you should have lived the life of a born follower so you could have a security clearance and a "wired magazine" subscription.

Crude will be back at the 70s range before the month ends

>>56290951
I did fine defending my argument, it's a sound argument. But you waved it off as clickbait and "investing dot com". Where do you think they get the data from? Your moms pussyhole?
Faggot. DO NOT @ ME AGAIN

>>56290950
>when he just randomly raised the terminal rate
Its not really random. He says its to break inflation and he will keep it there. its markets that keep trying to bait him into dropping rates again early. hes not going to do it and never indicated he will. people buying tlt here are trying to play chicken with powell and so far powell hasnt blinked at it. When he said that congress testimony real interest rates werent even positive at that point. people are trying to be too quick about it to start the money printing again.

>>56290961
What would you do in that situation? Terminate your lease and live under a bridge?

>>56290936
Hmmm. I don't think a nuclear war will happen period but I definitely think a hot war is going to happen in less than 2 years on some bullshit event similar to WW1 maybe not on a nuclear scale but certainly something to the extent alot of money will disappear

>>56290973
Why isn’t it dumping? Who the fuck is buying oil?

>>56290973
Incredibly bullish if true

>>56290977
I mean he just chose a random congressional hearing to suggest that would happen. (And then at the following Fed meeting, it didn't.)

>>56290885
>equal amount of water
Are you otherwise drinking more soda than water? Is this the standard in the US?

>>56290671
As soon as I deposited money to buy s&p this shit turned around. Fucking hell. I was only able to buy less than half of what I wanted at the price I wanted

>>56290973
I don't know that seems to be a bit of an overreaction to there being a little surplus gas

>>56290975
they got the data from cme which is merely what traders are speculating. the traders have constantly been wrong. i dont know why you were trust a moving 30 day future fund as an indicator of whats real. it changes too much. you got played because you are a midwit. try harder next time.
>>56290990
>I mean he just chose a random congressional hearing to suggest that would happen
True but i actually notice he answers honestly if you ask him the question and the answer is what he was sort of trying to hide. like that one time the bloomberg guy i think asked him that question and markets tanked suddenly as powell answered. powell knew that answer was what he felt but he didnt want to say it but he was asked so decided to answer it honestly.

>>56290991

yes, people here drink soda instead of water

>>56290885
Pepsi is paying the price for its ties to Moscow.

I think we're going back up...

>>56290991
They could be drinking that la croix crap

>>56290981
Maybe between India or Pakistan but none of the West even has steam for the grinding worthless crap we were doing in the Middle East. (DON'T BAN ME AGAIN JANNIES THIS IS A FINANCIAL DISCUSSION.)
There are reasons for this but that's getting into /pol/ territory.

>>56290999
>Was wrong in September
>Will be wrong, again
Lol didn't even read it, retard.

>>56290936
>you're probably not going to die immediately.
Nobody is scared of dying immediately. We're scared of getting Graves Of The Fireflies'd and dying of radiation sickness while we wander through a wasteland, or getting Threads'd and forced to live as the British do.
>>56290961
Yeah it's kind of sobering to think about. I've definitely know a lot of people who were genuinely financially FUCKED well into their late twenties, couldn't scrape up shit in an emergency. But I think a ton of people are also absurdly debtmaxxed. When I was growing up my family had higher incomes than any of our neighbors but they were always buying new cars and building expansions to their houses because they took out loans constantly.

>>56290961
It will get inflated away

>>56290986
Literally noone

>>56291013
hows that loss on tlt?

>>56290999
Yeah well just keep in mind that because of a leak last fall, Janet Yellen already telegraphed her venture capitalist bail out program, and then SVB was Powell's ostensible excuse for the memory-holing that time he told congress out of nowhere that he's raising the terminal rate.

>>56290816
If you expect to need the money in the next few years get some bonds. They pay 5-6% per year right now so that's not a bad place to keep your money for a few months to a few years if you expect to need it.

If you want a higher return in the long run and you're willing to accept that the value will fluctuate wildly up and down every month then buy your favorite US market index like VOO or SPY like >>56290900 checked anon said. If you think the US is going down you can get an international index like VTI instead.

If you want higher returns than that you need to either gamble (either literally at a casino or buying stuff on the market you don't understand), or else learn some things about asset valuation, pricing, futures, and options.

>>56290961
I keep a conservative 100 years of expenses in my emergency fund.

>>56290959
Absurd amounts of anabolic steroids tend to do that. Probably Anavar and similar anabolic (not androgenic) substances. Still, you should be able to mog her arms even naddy.

Damn, I wanted to get into Pepsi when it closed that gap at 161-164 but I am not sure when the volume down is so intense

>>56291016
>radiation sickness
Don't get rained on then. All you have to do is stay inside for a few weeks. It's ash particulates, not some chemical leak.

>>56290991
Me personally? I don't touch soda, just water or milk, meaning it's water at work.

>>56290928

>dude le fed is god!!!! Always right always good!!!! Inflation transitory!!!!!!! 0% rates + 120b in QE while CPI is literally 8%!!!!!

first cycle? The fed is almost always embarrassingly wrong with their "projections". They mean literally nothing, they are just trying to whip the front of the curve back to shape, they don't control the back. Literally doesn't matter if he hikes or not. If the back end dumps, TLT rallies. And yields ALWAYS dump before stocks do, prior to recessions. So yeah, this is actually a good time to buy TLT given the window of time we're in where "recession" data is still questionable.

Daily reminder that nonbelievers and worshippers of false idols always get their comeuppance.

what's the news fellas?

>>56290961
Yeah I got shrekt by 08 and had like no money until 2014, and that was from a severance. I vowed never to go back to that life.

>>56291031
Not bad, actually. I'm cozy.
I did sell my TMF a few weeks ago, though...

>>56291012
So? People will feel differently in the future

>>56291051
what'll happen if they revise their fund rate targets higher?

>>56291064
That's a secret. Only glowies are allowed to know for sure.

>>56291012
OH the west will definitely get involved in a hot war if any lines are crossed with regards to economic and cyber warfare especially because the US is I'll equipped to deal with cyber warfare and Russia and China are both light years ahead.

(e.g. the glowies who squat on this thread every day and try to sell us their options. They know, but they're not telling us. That would be the opposite of why they're here, after all.)

Yo what is that heeming on oil? Soon people will rather drink gasoline than orange juice in the US. Australians already doing so

>>56290961
Credit cards always creeped me out, especially with the new RFID stuff. You're literally waving your hand to go into debt.
My gf convinced me to get a Discover card and they give me access to way more credit than I should have. If I maxed the card out it would probably take me multiple "rice and beans" months to pay it off (if I still had a job, and they haven't brought the limit down despite me losing it although idk if they have any way of knowing that.)

>>56291072
CPI may stay high if oil keeps going.

>>56291066
Why does he think 08 happened in the first place

>>56291093
I AM NOT A GLOWIE! I'M JUST ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG! DON'T YOU FUCKING ACCUSE ME OF THAT SHIT! I VOTED FOR TRIMP!

>>56291072
They will overtighten as per usual.

>>56291114
Hey what was that you said in the last thread, then, about how your "favorite thing" is that some "wannabe fake glowie" is "getting fucked?" Were you just talking about yourself as some kind of inside joke or something?

>>56291069
No, we're done with that now. The animal is dead. There might be wars but they will be internal.
>>56291090
I'm pretty sure those lines already got crossed and if you want to talk about things the US is ill equipped for I think we're less "equipped" for a land war.

>>56291016
I know a guy like that, debtmaxxed I mean (leases a car he can barely afford and trades it in every couple of years, refi'ed his house like 3 times already, keeps getting into a new 30 year loan). Never gonna own shit and he's gonna be in debt until he's dead.
>>56290978
Well I've got a house that's nearly paid off, thankfully, so I guess I'll always have that unless the fucker burns down or something.
>>56291096
Both Amex and BoA gave me absurdly high credit limits in my early 20s, I had no fucking business with credit limits that high. They of course want you to run them up and drive yourself into debt though. Evil motherfuckers.

>>56290880
Bullglownigger status: destroyed. Total humiliation for the glowbulls.

>>56291090
The west will initiate so the US can maintain its status and hold up its economy.

Big Lots bros... I don't feel so good

>>56291113
Don't question him: he has a Nobel Prize I think.

>>56291072

the goal of the fed is to "talk" tightness as much as possible, and it's been that way since Greenspan. They could even revise fund rates higher but the second unemployment hits 4.5% they're cutting 100 bps. So really, what's the point of worrying about "fed projections"? They are bullshit because at the end of the day the fed is a slave to the macro conditions. Remember during the covid times all the fed people saying they don't see a rate hike until 2025?????? Yeah, it's all bullshit. The data changes, they go from hawks to doves and vice versa.

>>56291100

oil is literally nonconsequential to CPI. First, oil can dump literally 30% in a month, so framing monetary policy due to it is fucking retarded. Second, oil and inputs account for something like 10% of total CPI. Nothingburger.

We should send you all to Ukraine, to be perfectly honest. We should take all the men in Ukraine who are fighting *your* war that *you* love so much, and we should let *them* read "WIRed magazine" and do insider trading while trolling the internet with their insider friends, and *you* can go get *your* dicks cut over a proxy war being prolonged by corrupt faggots 8 thousand miles away.

>>56291152
I remember 2 years ago I wanted to swing trade big lots because I noticed it seemed to do good when it was running up to a profit report.

>>56291152
Big Lots more like Big Loss lmao

>>56291129
Done with what? International war? People felt exactly the same in 1940.

There are people yelling outside my apartment....
Is it...... is it starting?
I'm scared

>>56290948
>t. assblasted mumutard

>>56291153
So does Krugman kek

>>56291129
Land war America is still on top of barring military personnel but look at the recent innovations in jets and tanks etc the land war and sea is taken care of but cyber? Pssh.. There's a scene in Live free or Die hard (I hate boomers but this is a fun movie) where the wizard character tells Bruce Willis that the bad guy is so good at hacking he used just a laptop to hack into Langley and hold hostage their servers. That movie was like 10+ years ago but I bet you could still do it today IRL. that's how ill equipped the US is in terms of cyber capabilities and the kicker, nobody in the US can be trained fast enough to stop an attack on say the stock market servers or pentagon or scarier, nuclear codes.

>>56291178

>>56290880
>>56291145
you mistake a red morning for a red day. oil is doing a small deadcat bounce and we are going to be green for the rest of the day. be gone with your lies.
deficit is going down

>>56291170
Kek

>>56291184

PEP should only be held above the 500 day moving average. If you are currently long your are doing it wrong

>>56291194
What a fag. I was using the internet (AIM-Myspace) to get laid in 2005.

>>56291194
The new Malthus

>>56291185
>il is doing a small deadcat bounce and we are going to be green for the rest of the day.
a deadcat bounce means its green already and going red later. a pullback is when it goes red then green.

Ive only got a bag of msci world and consumer good etfs, tell ne what i should do

May need the money for a downpayment next year

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>56291179
>Pssh.. There's a scene in
Don't do that.
>sea is taken care of
This is really the only place we still have the upper hand and that might last a little while still. It's just going to trap the world into the slow crabbing we have going until they finally get fed up with it.

Gentlemen, could you kindly remind me what month we're presently in?

>>56291222
OctoBULL

BOIL haters apologize now

>>56291054

Hey by the way, can someone explain to me why glowie-run tech companies think they don't have to pay market rates? Is it because all the actual glowies are drawing government assistance in the form of insider trading and networking opportunities?

>>56291232
BOIL anon is that you? You're printing $ right now
aren't you?

>>56291222
Red October?

>>56291028
It’s still over $70, who the fuck keeps pumping this shit if “no one wants it” lmao, what a scam

What are the changes TLT baggies get a haircut on their bonds because the government and the economy can't afford these rates? My guess is pretty high.

>>56291204
>semantics
its doing a deadcat bounce which is the only reason the markets went red. prepare your anus for the next leg down on oil.

>>56291277
Are you saying The F.E.D will cut rates? And TLT will dump? And you think the likelihood of this happening is, "pretty high"?
Are *you* high?

>more glowfaggot self-soothing
You might as well just be like "bahahaha I AM corrupt!!!" Faggot.

It begins.

>>56291299
Dont they always cut to prevent recession

>>56291311
>no note
He was murdered

>>56291299
No I was thinking the government makes an announcement saying all non-systemically important bond holders get 70c on 1$.

>>56291313
They cut to try to prevent depression. The recession is already happening by the time they cut.

They make money off of their leak, so instead of being happy and fucking off for a day, they just troll even harder and turn into even huger assholes.
You guys are great, and you're really doing a competent job too; I can see why life is going so well lately for fascist insiders and actual humans alike.

>>56291167
There's a difference a mile wide between wanting to do something and having the strength to do something.
in 1940 we didn't *want* to fight but we had the strength to. Before then we had fought and we had been expanding our territories in the Pacific. The strength was there.
Now there is no strength. It's peace time we are effectively surrendering territory. If a large foreign country like China or India really wanted to they could land in South America and march through the South West. They don't have to though, they can just buy it out right now or have their politicians elected. If there were a serious land war the US would fold faster than any country on Earth.

*wonders when the mormons will show up again for him to completely ignore again*

I thought october was a good month,what happened?

>Simchat Tora Oct. 6 - 8

When did we get a genuine schizo in our general? Will he be the one to make fathands replacement videos?
>>56291320
>No I was thinking the government makes an announcement saying all non-systemically important bond holders get 70c on 1$.
Okay, at least be honest and tell me you're stoned.

>>56291321
2019? 2007? 2000?

>>56291311
ooooook, time for me to exit. when execs start jumping out of windows I don't intend to follow.

VIX 19.3… into 10/6 when vanna and charm flows become bullish alongside VIX crush Friday

All those puts will be unwound today/tomorrow as nobody wants to sit and watch their puts go to 0 from the squeeze after a higher low

>>56290944
Yes the candles say the same thing

>>56291352
Yeah I guess it's unlikely in current times maybe at the end of the decade.

>>56291332
Of course there is strength and the US has been fighting wars

Imagine seeing that the odds of a rate CUT have gone up since the last FOMC meeting and legitimately believing that we're going to get a market collapse. Lol.

>>56291352
>the market moves literally twice as fast as usual
>the day before unemployment data is released
>everything dumping in a straight line
COOL LEAK, FASCIST

>>56290923
ishnallah i will finally net even on uvxy

>>56291398
>Of course there is strength
<18% of high schoolers think the US is worth contributing to. That's who you're conscripting.
> and the US has been fighting wars
They've been foreign wars and we've been losing them.

OH WHAT THE FUCK, I LEAVE FOR LUNCH AND THIS FUCKING OVERSIZED OVER LEVERAGED POSITION JUST REVERSES AND GOES NEGATIVE ON ME? FUUCKING GLOWIES.

Another comfy day of being a dividend chad. Which way did the market move? Idk and who cares. Oh the s&p is down .5% and your portfolio lost 60% of its value? Oh well not my problem.

>>56290853
Weight loss drugs seem to reduce peoples cravings for sweetened drinks.
Also recently there was a stiudy liniking sweeteners (the "zero" sugar drinks) to blood clots.

>>56291422
feels good to be a glowie and not a faggot

I think we can make it back to green...
IF WE BELIEVE AND PRAY HARD ENOUGH!
>YES MUH GOD

>>56291401
Imagine not looking at the chart of a stock and k the stock market in which you are trying make money and thinking … nah that don’t mean anything. I’ll watch the news.Listening to ((news)) to make decisions about objective reality doesn’t feel sound to me.

By your rationale I should be able to call cbs and they tell me why tower 7 collapsed. Does this sound like a possibility or even a little sense ?

>>56291437
God is good, yes he is. Bless this thread!

>>56290671
FUCKING NEETS APPLY FOR UNEMPLOYMENT NOW

I wonder how many "wired magazine" articles have been written in recent months explaining to "their audience" that the fed's new priority is "productivity." Opportunity comes to prepared mind, as they say!

Meanwhile the rest of us get Cramer.

>>56291440
>3 minute TA useful
shut up retard

AIN'T GONNA PEE MY BED TONIGHT
AIN'T GONNA PEE MY BED TONIGHT
AIN'T GONNA PEE MY BED TONIGHT
OH AIN'T GONNA PEE PEE
(AIN'T GONNA PEE PEE)

>>56291436
ARE YOU OKAY RETARD? HOWS THAT TLT POSITION TREATING YOU?

>>56291430
I wonder if ad blockers contribute as well. A big part of what makes those companies work seems to be constant advertising exposure.

$144 in dividends coming October 16th see you later virgins

>>56291440
>>56291401
I see posts like this and I can't help but wonder if all of them are AI.

You know that rate cuts mean the market is going to shit the bed right? But you also know that a rate cute precedes a recession by over a year right? Which means 2024 would be the target right? Both of you cannot be real humans, I refuse to believe it. You browse this thread every day but you don't even know shit like that.

Just buy an index fund and stop wasting your time

>>56291448
neets can't get unemployment you have to have been, uh, employed

>Not being at least half cash or staying in some shorts

>>56291448
If I were going to bother applying for something and dealing with talking to women in person I'd just apply for another job.
I'm really doing fine leaning back in my arm chair, sipping coffee, playing with my side projects and portfolio.

>>56291332
> If a large foreign country like China or India really wanted to they could land in South America and march through the South West
Lmao imagine invading the US

>>56291455
You can check this thread and the previous or go jerk off and go back to sleep I’ve given guidance all day sayanim.

>>56291422
>FUUCKING GLOWIES
You're the one trading on insider data, shithead. Take personal responsibility instead of just hiding behind your gang for once.

Newer higher ATH (+433% YTD). all thanks to slurping the wheat dip

Buy shares in companies with products that are household names. Never sell. DRIP until retirement

>>56291458
its just fine. how is your conscience? Tick tock, baggot.

>>56291398
US has been at war for most of its existence

>>56291476
It wouldn't be practical for other reasons but that would be the end of the federal government.

[I eased into my position and am now mitigating the drawdown just fine, by the way. Fuckface.]

>>56291488
CHECKED

>>56291476
5 rednecks in a pickup could stop the chinese

>>56291437
Let's believe together.

>>56291332
>>56291398
>don't give anyone any reason to care
>don't pay anyone anything
>tech jobs pay 300k a year at the high end not because Uber is a super valuable company but because silicon valley is a glowie money laundering operation for their kids which exists entirely because of US massive debt printing- stealing money from every other job (which is why they are usually paid badly by comparison)
>wonder why no one gives a fuck about your country
When everything is a miserable, obvious scam why the hell would anyone throw their life away?

>>56291421
>kuwait, iraq, serbia, ISIS
>Afghanistan
You've won most of them
>That's who you're conscripting.
They may feel differently if the US unites over war. You're assuming they won't.

>>56291332
>South America and march through the South West.
>marching thousands of troops through the andes and deserts to reach american deserts in arizona and somehow maintainning a supply line through that
Yeah no dude. although you are right they can just buy our land isntead.

>>56290880
Yesterday I bought 10K EUR worth of each
- 2x inverse S&P ETF
- 2x inverse DAX ETF
Am I doing this right bros? First time I feel so confident to go short the market with leverage. Also how long should I hold those short ETFs?
1. until next Friday (Friday 13th)
2. 2 weeks?
3. until the Fed November meeting?
4. until the start of the Santa rally?

>>56291486
Is there even a point of buying low yield low growth dividend stocks right now?

You can get 4.9% off a brokerage account. If a stock is under that yield what’s the point?

Did Katy Perry just scam some boomer out of his million-dollar home?

>>56291499
When will AI be able to draw realistic candle charts?

>>56291498
You're thinking of Russia, but that's ok. It's an understandable mistake since the gestapo keep flipping the two when explaining why we have to suspend democracy indefinitely (and just do whatever they say instead).

someone remind me why the Eurodollar system is seizing up again.
is it because there is no collateral left?
and there's no collateral left because the kikes have finally run out of goyim to dump their debt on?

>>56291464
I am an intraday trader. I use the larger timeframes for important plotting but I make money on intraday movement. You are also a nigger.

>>56291490
Why?

>>56291505
>if the US unites over war.
The last time that happened the US was a nation. Even the president has said repeatedly we're not. The modern US is an international economic zone and no one is going to sacrifice themselves to protect that.

>>56291496
Yeah you're certainly going to get checked in prison baggie. that is the most concrete thing you have ever said.

It's a new day and I still hate nerds.

>>56291520
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Hello, I'm a bit of a retard and new to trading. Does the newest bond yield affect China in any way? Can I keep holding my money in Tencent and Alibaba?

>>56291522
This one was pretty good but it had actual green candles. Also it's kind of funny to look at some of those wicks and imagine /smg/'s reaction live.

>>56291523
but we've always been at war with eastasia

https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/1709955052067016933?s=46&t=C7fYUfiPNKcUZl8ex_a4dA

Fellas are we investing in fishtank?

>>56291536
That's not true. They can spend a few decades finding increasingly gullible, corruptible midwits to bribe with secret power until the whole thing implodes due to braindrain because they're all evil.

>>56291544

>>56291545
I would not put money in Chinese companies right now, in fact I'm shorting Chinese index funds.

How do I profit from this?

>>56291561
Maybe a few decades from now they can work something new out but it's not happening this decade.

>>56291545
China is collapsing, you shouldn't be holding anything other than t-bills and covered call dividend ETFs

>>56291506
Good point except that there was a literal depression and political division before ww2. You can't predict what kind of galvanising event may happen. You're assuming that everyone will feel the same way as they do now in five years.

Not buying KO this cheap before Christmas and December Divi seems dumb

>>56291565
Das rite.

>>56291580
>by the end of the century
I'll either be dead or in a suspended animation generation ship headed to alpha centauri. Either way don't care

>>56291580
Long NKE

>>56291538
>IMPLYING I'VE DONE ANYTHING WRONG
SHOULDN'T YOU BE SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OR SOMETHING?

>>56291594
I just lost my job, so I won't be buying Cherry KO Zeros anymore.
It's over for KO

>>56291580
Lot can change by 2100.

>>56291573
>>56291591
Can you explain why you think it's collapsing?
Please help me out

>>56291448

why yes I already did, how do you know

>>56291598
>good christian girl goes turboslut
many such cases

>>56291610
We will be seizing your means of production, that is for sure.

>>56291518
Yeah the dividend lasts and is increased yearly. The same isn’t true for treasuries and money market accounts

Are people buying ((Suckem’berg)) new scam lenses?

>>56291606
Good idea

>>56291619
It's a structural demographic problem. It's the same thing that's driving the slow down in the US but it's accelerated.

>>56291565
>Him now.

>>56291475

Where I live, every government employee WFH now. When I applied we only talked through email. They are too lazy to talk to you in person

>>56290948
I dont think you understand the seriousness of the situation.
1. interest rates have risen steeply worldwide and will stay higher for longer
2. stock markets have spent the last 6 months in a bullish consolidation.

>>56291587
I think you're underestimating the extent to which plenty of millennials are corrupt, powerhungry shitheads whose main dream in life is to join a subversive group and then engage in collective chauvinism.

>>56291559
>Die-hard grassroots community built organically with a $0 marketing budget
idk about investing but I'll be reporting him for this lie

Question that I should be asking /fit/ or /ck/ or some shit but I'm asking you chuds because this relates to how health insurance exposure equities are frauds, and how big companies (CL; Colgate) might actually be helping us:

Do teeth whitening strips or teeth whitening pens actually work?

The reason I relate this to dental insurance jews is because teeth whitening veneers from dentists used to cost like $300 PER TOOTH. Now you can go to Walmart or Target and buy Crest / Colgate brand teeth whitener kits for like 20-40 bucks tops.

Okay this too questionable for me to remain 100% short. Pulled half out. Rest will ride until my female broker witch coven indicates the cauldron bubbling has changed pattern.
>>56291565
>dat ass

>>56291619
Because zogmerica will collapse it before becoming number two

>>56290948
retail doesn't even know you can short let alone know how to short

>>56291649
Unironically just supplement calcium and K2 and it will do leagues more for your teeth than just stripping the outer layer. This is financial advice.

>>56291619
foreign investment is drying up and chinese real estate is collapsing which makes up the majority of chinese household wealth, all of it was fueled with much higher debt to gdp than the us. the latest read on the property collapse was -9% month/month which is unheard of outside of actual war and devastation.
anyone who says '2 more weeks' is delusional, its been collapsing since 2021 and has recently shifted from 'gradually' to 'suddenly'

>>56291559
>$37m valuation

Well, I just closed out most of my crab spreads. Trading this week has been easy and obvious, but I have no good sense of what tomorrow will do so I'm cashing out for now til my magic indicators signal me. Good luck to your open positions frens

>>56291592
Lemme spell it out for you fuckhead since you're intent on being a little contrarian faggot: the USA is a third world dump, there is no money and half the population are foreigners. Not the "they're from europe" kind but the "80 IQ seething wewuzzers" kind. There's no "galvanizing" because the internet exists and people know the (((rich))) despise their very existence and would love nothing better than to see 50 million plebs get liquidated to control the population better.

In 5 years the way everyone feels will be now but magnified because a downtrend doesn't get reversed just by wishing it would.

>>56291669
Anon, supplements (like Vitamin K2 supplements, as you suggest) is paying for expensive piss. You piss all these supplements out. You need REAL whole food to absorb these vitamins with FIBER.

This is why I lmfao at my fatass coworker who thinks taking vitamin supplements circumvents the need to eat through a variety of veggies / meats to get these nutrients

>>56291676
Nice job, anon.

>>56291643
No that's exactly the problem. Or rather that there are many competing groups rather than a singular one. It's going to take decades at least for that to shake out before we can go fighting again.

>>56291649
Probably temporarily to limited success. What does work pretty well is ultrasonic toothbrush. A good one like Oral B or Panasonic. Those are excellent.

>>56291643
>if you want a house you are a CORRUPT SHITHEAD
It's amazing to me how people will twist the meaning of every word to pretend boomers are sad put upon old people and people who enjoy avocado toast are actually nazis who stole everything from their parents.

>>56291672
Chinese real state is directly controlled by the CCP, they manipulate the market as they see fit. That shit ain’t collapsing as the ((“experts”)) claim.
If you want to take a look at Chinese economy the most transparent layer is manufacture, real state means shit when the government can pump building as they see fit.

>>56291703
Where did I say anything about a house, goofy?

>>56291594
Selling half my BOIL position to shift into this.

>>56291690
It worked for mine. Just make sure you get USP supplements, regardless of what they are. That's likely your issue; you're buying ones which aren't proven to be uptaken nor contain what they say they do.

>>56291594
Im buying also
A little at a time because it looks like its going farther but ill DCA

what do you call this chart pattern?

>>56291697
>coupling anything ultrasonic to your skull.
My singing ear isn't great but I at least like being able to get the octave right.

MO divvies mean mo' happiness

>>56290981
Jannies warned me already but I too think there is a potential for a black swan event. Probably not Russia related (we are grinding them down just fine) but Chine only as muuch as hinting a move against Taiwan, would make the markets go into a meltdown. My take is that the Chinese are not dumb so they will not do it while we're busy with other problems, they will let this market crash play out and make their move when we think there is relief and were finally done with the crisis. This is a financial discussion as it shows the need for proper risk management and not gambling all on a certain outcome about China (them being friendly again, or completely insane),

>>56291716
That's known as the premarket leak glowflaggot.

>>56291716
inconclusive

>>56291643
Say what? I've never met a single millenial out for any type of power other than taking it away from the very people you just compared them to. Gen x and boomers are corrupt, this is a fact especially if they were in big business (Gen x falls more along the lines of just majorly ignorant to a fault) millenials have pushed for change in multiple ways all of them away from the typical status quo and while you have your few bad eggs, I'd say the majority are just trying to survive or if they can, change things.

>>56291619
Xi Jinping's dictatorship is beating up China's tech leaders and he loves screwing over foreigners. They're going to transfer as much money to the government as they can.

>>56291716
Cautiously optimistic
Aka
A bulltrap

>>56291672
-9% of what

>>56291730
I think you have to be very careful when you talk about "the majority" of post-genx generations in the US.

>>56291730
Oh so in other words they get off on going around behaving subversively as long as they feel they're morally in the right. You really proved me wrong here, though, maybe millennials are superior to everyone else after all.

Are market makers just the modern version of this?

millennials won't admit the reason they can't get a house is because of women in the workforce

>>56291687
It could be reversed through war; civil or international

>>56291591
>>56291672
Thanks anon, I read up a bit on T-Bills so I guess I'll hold there. This doesn't get affected if there's a recession in the US, right?

>>56291672
If you want foreign investment I think the Philippines has potential.

>>56291747
i dunno but they've enabled penny spreads on spy options so they're ok with me

>>56291730
>>56291746
Greatest generation started it

>>56291754
Weird way to spell unregulated household hoarders and mortgages trap spirals.

All the schizo pol-posting is making the thread quite unenjoyable

>>56291770
found the malding redditor shitlennial

I'm not baking.

>>56291757
Civil war maybe because it would clear out the detritus. Only if eg India or China don't send more people to beef up the foreign elite here like what's happening in the UK though.
Foreign war, if they could pull it off, would make things much worse ala modern Europe.

>>56291754
Well yea that's part of it, but there's more to it then that

>>56291772
>I hate being exposed to reality that isn't being filtered by my glowfaggot peers

Heyyo mods how about we get rid of the people who are only here to shit up the thread with schizo political rants?

>>56291772
Alright I'll shut up, we're definitely getting off topic from my original point: the US doesn't have the "steam" for any serious war.

>>56291774

day 4 of the market jumping to some clearly determinable-if-you're-in-the-government agreed-upon price level and briefly touching the absolutely meaninglessly avg VWAP just for laughs

>>56291812
How about we get rid of glowfaggots who want to turn this into another website like reddit where glowfaggots decide what everyone has to talk about?

I'm about 130% sure we have bottomed today

>>56291836
Because "market participants" have trained you so they can make you think that. Be careful.

>>56291812
If you don't like it then lleave and go back to your anti free speech happy trans place you crying faggot

>>56291836

you is wrong

baked
>>56291849
>>56291849
>>56291849

>>56291836

opening a position today seems like a bad idea but i want to do something ugh

>>56291624
YOU LEAVE MY MEANS OF REPRODUCTION OUT OF THIS GLOWIE.

>>56290981
Nuclear powered missile and nuclear missile are two very different things.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_thermal_rocket

>>56291194
In 2005 the internet wasn't that big, so he wasn't exactly wrong.

>>56291857
>btc 8k.

holy shit we're old

>>56291002
>soda
You mean pop don’t you ?