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What kind of non-monetary compensation are you willing to work for?

>> No.56345374

>>56345366
Silver and gold are not technically money, but I've gotten paid in both in the past

>> No.56345375

>>56345366
Free sloppy toppy from the youngest HR hires. Otherwise pay up.

>> No.56345390
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56345390

>>56345366
A wife and children

>> No.56345419
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56345419

>>56345366
love through lots of HR-led Zoom meetings

>> No.56345434

>>56345366
pure slop

>> No.56345516

>>56345366
A brap buffet

>> No.56345578

>>56345366
(((Mikel)))

>> No.56346146

pussy

>> No.56346161

>>56345366
rimjobs by ratfaced golems

>> No.56346507
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56346507

>>56345366
a real reason to live other than money or family
I have enough to keep my VINU bags alive

>> No.56346685

>>56345366
Equity but only sometimes.

>> No.56346688

>>56345366
more qt3.14 milfs to chat up in the office

>> No.56346708

>>56345366
really it's time, time is the motivating factor behind all of these
>onsite gym
>free food/bar
>paid transportation / accommodation
>free schooling

>> No.56346709

>>56346507
EXTERMINATING EVERY PAJEET IN THE WORLD

>> No.56346713

>>56345366
You can't eat money when you're working overtime and you don't get taxed on pizza

>> No.56346850

>>56345366
Less "diversity" and less bitching about it.

>> No.56346852

>>56346688
I really don't like having women in the office. You're not going to have sex with them, they're just dumb and annoying.

>> No.56347101

>>56346852
that's fine i'm a turbovirgin anyway. i get along with them really well and just talking to them brings a smile to my and their faces.

>> No.56347119

>>56345366
When I go to these office parties and refuse to eat anything it blows boomers' minds. For some reason they just can't understand anyone turning down free food.

>> No.56347444

>>56347101
They're laughing at you not with you anon..

>> No.56347543

>>56345366
Stock shares are fine too if the company is profitable and well managed.

>> No.56347548

>>56345366
crystal meth by the pound. id be fine with it as long as I can use it at work, not get penalized for multi day crashes. a pound a month would be fine as long as its not adulterated more than 10-20%.

>> No.56347577

>>56347119
Me too, because it's usually crap food. I had a post job who underpaid everyone and they put out this damage control document titled "Total Compensation Statement. In it, I shit you not, they listed all the "free" lunches they provide (during working lunch meetings) and put a dollar amount on it. These same people tried to get us not to charge labor for any meeting that occurred over lunch, which I think is not correct according to US labor rules, but I'm not a lawyer.

>> No.56347579

>>56347577
>post
Past job. Also 3 weeks after I left apparently voluntary turnover was so high that they raised everyone's salary 10% across the board.

>> No.56347584

>>56347444
i'm having fun at their expense so it seems fair.

>> No.56347601

>>56345366
18 year old pussy

>> No.56347643
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>>56345366
Head, gas, grass or ass, no more than that, cuz well I'm also a wagie and use all my money to finance my shitcoin gambling addiction, buying avax, link and pond

>> No.56347677

>>56345366
Of course it is when they're not paying their employees enough to feed themselves

>> No.56347731

>>56347643
Kek, nobody is gonna suck your cock

>> No.56347732

>>56347119
fucking hate this. i cant fully enjoy the food anyhow due to it being work related so whats the point

>> No.56347737

>>56347601
You're 30+ y/o and a virgin, you definitely won't get that

>> No.56347738

>>56347643
Peak male body

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>>56347643
You look fat

>> No.56347745

>>56347737
i'm 34 years old and have a long term girlfriend who i last fucked a couple days ago.