/biz/ - Business & Finance

>If you pay for food you are a goylem cuck. You can get free food in any trash can or back alley but you are so well trained by the Jews as a good little wagie money you are too afraid to take it and spend 1000's per year on it

>>56535127
>false equivalencing this hard
nowhere near the same thing, double digit IQ post

>>56535115
>toilet paper
>not owning your own home and installing a bidet
do americans really? lol

>>56535115
Personally I prefer to use a Leaf to wipe my ass and I picture any canadian I hate in my mind.

>>56535214
I have a bidet but I still dry my asshole. You just get up and let the water run down your leg? Pretty gross honestly.

>>56535313
You can dry it using a towel, instead of wasting money on toilet paper.

>>56535321
Thats what i never understood with bidets

So you got a shitstained towel besides the toilet? Lmao

>>56535333
No you fucking idiot, you wash your ass with soap, there shouldn't be liquid shit dripping down your ass.

>>56535214
>HA HA HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco

>>56535214

>>56535414
lmao I'm russian and midwits here are bringing america into every argument too

>>56535127
STEAMROLLED! XD

>>56535333
Yes. And then you wash them with the rest of the shit-stained clothes, like underpants, shirt, t-shirt and cap.

>>56535127
>YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQj8qOMXFzs

>>56535115
This is why I work. I work so I can take free toilet paper from my workplace.

>>56535321
I'm touching no towel when I'm at Filipino place from now on.

>>56535115
>spend 1000's per year on it

I buy toilet paper like once every 2 years lol

>>56535473
And these "passport bros" are dreaming of moving to this shithole. Wow.

>>56535214
he is composting his fecal matter straight into Mother Earth and clean his ass in his own reservoir

>>56535115
Look at this ugly disgusting slag with insane amounts of makeup and/or photo editing.... the color of her face is no where near the rest of her body

>>56535214
Just take a shower faggot

>>56535115

who is spending 1000s on toilet paper? Is it made of gold or something?

I actually did steal toilet paper from work when the Covid thing was scary and people were losing their mind buying all the TP. My job was “essential” and I ended up having to work 10-12 hours every fucking day for months on end. Getting off of work and going to the grocery store after a 12 hour shift and having no food at the store and no toilet paper was a huge morale killer. I still remember looking over the meat section and the only thing that was left was tomahawk steaks and fliet minon.

>>56535342
So you use your hand to wash your ass like a literal pajeet?

>>56535214
If you own your own home, you don't even need a bidet, can just sit down on the carpet and scoot around, and nobody can take your security deposit.

>>56536833
Zozzled

>>56536726
That's because someone used her face as a toilet paper.

>>56536879
Kek
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>56536726
>>56536879
>>56536893
>her
It’s a man

>>56535115
>be a degenerate who literally steals from gas station bathrooms
>try to turn your own degeneracy into a good thing because “muh jews”

Nope. Right back to the sheep farm (/pol/) with you, trash bag.

>>56535115
I once took an awful chance with my life tby taking an emergency shit at a Carl's Jr. (closest place I assumed would have a toilet). The spindle the toilet paper was on was padlocked. As if someone who really wanted the entire roll couldn't just remove it by unrolling the whole thing.

>>56536741
Ah yes, the great asspaper shortage of 2020. Funny that fast food-type napkins were still abundant everywhere. People really are stupid.

>>56535115
the human vermin cries out loud about the jews while he steals toilet paper

>>56535115
only an american has to spend 1000s of dollars on toilet paper per year

>>56537307
The reason toilet paper holders in public bathrooms isn't because people steal the toilet paper. In the 80's and 90's there was (and still is to an extent) an epidemic of people who shoot up drugs stabbing the needles into the toilet paper role to "clean" it / straighten the needle oug. People would pull out the toilet paper and find blood and holes. Then people got scared to use the toilet paper. So a solution to give people peace of mind was to put locks on it.

American redpill

>>56535239
is that because you're outside shitting in the street?

>>56538253
Correction: the reason toilet paper holders in bathrooms have locks...

>>56538253
Here is a pic for proof