/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56643288
uranium

>>56643307

The broadcast schedule for the new update is as follows:
I have a poker tournament at 4:30 ET, If i do well in it the update will be dropped tomorrow, I if I do poorly in it the update will be dropped today. Reply to this post or your mother and pets will die in their sleep tonight.

What's your average divy yield of your portfolio? I'm sitting at 2.85%

>>56643288
Canada bros, thoughts on investing property in Alberta? Cheap there, visited it last spring and looks decent. Tired of living in an expensive ass city with no benefits.

a new trading week
and the market could fly
if not then i hope
that i actually die

>>56643351
you will never make it

Just legally threatened my family for breach of contract by failure to perform specific duties. Am I smarter and more legally savvy than their lawyer? Only time will tell!

>>56643378
Hey poem anon! What did you end up spending your weekend doing?

>>56643394
but i own everything

>>56643398
Nothing

>>56643395
What the fuck kind of family drama do you have going on?

>>56643350
I will be waiting to hear of your success.

>>56643424
he got his sis preggers

>>56643350
STOOKS MARKET TICKERS
NIG and GER

Fuck I think when I retire and what not I'm just gonna say screw medicare and my state's health plan retirement option. Cause well medicare's a mess (A,B,C) and my retirement plan option is insane cost wise. Instead I'm just getting a family plan straight from the state health insurance marketplace. Cheaper and it works and no damn parts to fuck with either just a single thing. Least that's what I'm leaning on doing when the time comes.

>>56643409
I will only accept that answer if you sat and stared at your wall all weekend. You at least played some vidya or watched tv. What did you do this weekend. Don't ever reply to me with "nothing" ever again

>>56643351
BOIL/KOLD/UNG have no dividends at all.

>>56643436
From reading the 'breach of contract part for failure to perform specific duties' part, I would wager that his sister wasn't putting out, thus violating their contract.

>>56643436
Hopefully she goes through with having his kid. It's what a good sister would do.

>>56643459
She would be a total bitch and a bad sister if this is true.

>>56643452
>Don't ever reply to me with "nothing" ever again
Fine, then I won't answer

>>56643424
>Aunt died, owning a home
>myself + 8 family members inherited it
>Sought to buy out family members to own it completely
>Their lawyer drafts a For-Sale-By-Owner contract
>It fails because you can't sell or purchase something you already own so I got a refinance agreement with my lender but it needed to be a conventional mortgage.. but it can't since I already own it etc
>Would need to vest my interest in the property away and record a deed without my name on it to purchase it
>Also sellers did not supply documentation to provide clear ownership of the property, so I gave them time to take corrective actions while I was on vacation
>Its now November and my family is trying to back out the FSBO but lack the legal contigencies in the FSBO so are about to take it up the ass if they dont comply by a judge (I hope)

>>56643486
>>56643452
He probably did something super degenerate and fucked up he doesn't want to admit to Rocker. Like passing out under a bridge after nearly OD'ing on heroin scribbling schizophrenically and frustrated in his poem/dream journal like a scene from requiem of a dream. A lot of poets are hopeless addicts.

>Futures

>>56643350
GL anon HF

>>56643486
Well don't be like that poem anon...

>>56643539
You upset him Rocker. He is obviously a sensitive guy. Most artists are hopelessly sensitive.

>>56643591
Frankly: I don't respect people who don't like Half-Life
Like... if you can't handle a few simple platform puzzles, how do you expect to make it as an investor?

>>56643613
Holy fuck, PA is gettin'
RAW
A
W
up in here.

I decided to click one of those ads in Mozilla and look who showed up?
Should I double down on my WFC shorts or pull out?

I will admit, my local KR has a pretty good selection of fancy import ramen packs with interesting flavors. I think I might make a 3rd packet

>>56643350
I love you Mr. Rocker.

>>56643613
Based

There needs to be a live stream of nothing but Melissa Kearney 24/7 forever.

>>56643350
Good luck Rocker-san

>>56643613
I don't like Half Life 2 because I got board playing it and Steam makes it a bitch and a half to set up.
I've never even played half life 1.

>>56643700
You're back! I was starting to feel pretty lonely.

>>56643395
His lawyer IMMEDIATELY notified me on a sunday. Pretty sure I got her attention. She wanted to know who my legal representative was. What do now?
>wait until midweek for my uncle to review
>Ask if their client will be performing the specific duties to sell the house

>>56643452
Quite the demanding BF
>>56643486
I don't like when Mom and Dad fight ;_;

>>56643378

>>56643711
Still busy job hunting. I hate how time consuming it is. Thinking about just going to a recruiting agency to do it for me. Does anyone here have experience with that?

>>56643350
Don't lose all your money Rocker you'll need it for rent and stuff

>>56643732
Why don't you just get a RE lawyer? Guys that specialize in residential closings probably have more than enough time to help you for a reasonable fee. Why try to save a few thousand when the house is worth hundreds of thousands

>>56643802
Because its family so I am trying to avoid taking them to the cleaners. But yeah you're right this agreement to sell me the house does potentially benefit me materially by 100k, so by them violating their agreement to sell they also would be on the hook for that loss of equity. Currently their ability to back out the detal is based on the following contigencies (image)

>>56643797
The last one I talked to seemed to be doing well and then I ghosted them for no reason.
I just want to stop talking to people IRL at this point.

How are futures priced?

>>56643864
Like any other derivatives: People pay what they think they're worth. (typically slightly more than than the actual deliverable.)

>>56643333
Nice quads. Certainly raising an eyebrow at this latest update https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true

>>56643351
>What do you think the average dividend yield of this general is, eh?

>>56643832
Yeah you're probably fucked with that clause. Maybe mediation? I think a lawyer is going to tell you that you don't have any standing. If you want the house, I think keeping things as cool as possible are the best idea since you're a minority partner. But I'm just some guy.

I was in a similar situation and just said, "fine give me some money for fucking me over"

>>56643436
>>56643459
>>56643473
Cool it with the sister-fucking remarks.

>>56643832
my extended family is also having a similar kind of issue right now. uncle died after a divorce which several of his siblings helped to buy out the previous wife's share. but the uncle handling the estate has his son currently living out of that house and has been dragging his feet selling for like 2 years now

its almost like systems of capital are designed to drive wedges between people

Looking for normie cookie cutter basic bitch simple as fuck investment plan. I'm tired of not being a normie.
>35 years old
>150k eurobux saved up
>100k of which is earmarked for a house in 2 years or so
>can save 1.5k a month
>money will go towards retirement
Please help.

>>56643899
My loan was not denied though. Seller did not complete their specific duties to be able to sell the home to comply. Part of the process is title clearance and there was not a clear chance of custody on the title as they did not file list of heirs.

>>56643923
House in 2 years means you are keeping all of that money in german government short term debt/money market or I am swimming across the Atlantic to beat the fuck out of you

Because I care

>>56643923
dollar cost average into globally diversified low cost index funds

40% vti
20% AVUV
20% emerging markets
20% developed ex US

>>56643923
do >>56643940

if you plan to spend it you can't let it lose value

>>56643947
EPHE and EPOL

You can't stop the collapse. It is inevitable.

>>56643923
PLTR

>>56643922
See this is a slightly different issue. They all signed an agreement to sell the house so technically its under contract. The sellers lawyer will alledge that it automatically terminated.. but they would have to try and enforce that in court. However on my part I notified them of specific actions they needed to take prior to that was fail to be taken for over four months. So I am in legal standing I believe as buyer.

>>56643962
Ride it up and cash out at the top.
3month treasury gang.

>>56643938
I'd go to a lawyer and try to keep things as calm as possible. Even if you hate a couple of them for creating a problem, no reason to bring other family members into this and/or potentially fracture their relationships with eachother.

I'm just some guy and taking an interest in this your situation out of still being upset about a similar situation so I'm gonna be biased towards *calm*

>>56643975
You're gonna need a lawyer to try to keep that together. Also they can be the bad guy and deliver bad news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5qGUhWPi6w

>>56643995
Thats where it'll probably go next. Seller side basically can't sue me so I got all the legal leverage here. So I tried the cost effective method of putting them on notice to perform and offering to address those issues. If i dont like their answer by end of the week I consult a lawyer since it will end up having to go partition sale so I will probably need them anyway to recover fees paying back taxes, lawncare, and foundation repair done to property. >>56644006
If I get a lawyer it will be to ensure my family doesn't get a single dime for defying me since they weren't supposed to own the house anyways since my aunt was essentially estranged from family but she went and died from cancer before finishing her will.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>>56643947
>MUH FOREIGN DIVERSIFICATION MEME
Here is a comparison of $10,000 invested in the S&P500 (SPY) vs $10,000 invested in a broad foreign index fund (VGTSX)
Start date 1996
>SPY = $90,917
>VGTSX = $31,379
Anyone who is advocating for people to be allocating ANY of their hard earned money into foreign stocks does not have the best interest of the person they are advising - either that they are intentionally sabotaging them, or they just don't know any better
>INB4:
>MUH INDIAN CENTURY!!!
>MUH CHINESE CENTURY!!!!
>MUH VIETNAMESE CENTURY!!!!!
>MUH BRICS!!!
>MUH US WILL UNDERPERFORM
>MUH FOREIGN DID SO BAD, NOW IT'S THEIR TURN
Get the fuck out of here!!!! Seriously, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! No one is buying your DOG SHIT foreign stocks!!! USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Why yes, I would like to invest in an asset that will give me 1/3 of the total returns over a 30 year time frame!
ISHYGDDT
If anything you're investing in is allocating into foreign stocks, STOP. Get help. You need help. Do not invest in any company that is not USA - that includes NVO - I'm looking at you /smg/
>inb4 excuses why foreign indices have underperformed
and to be 100% crystal clear, I am a bear, and I think all stocks, all markets are going down - but if you're going to be a bull, at least don't be a FUCKING RETARDED one investing in foreign stocks

>>56644050
didnt read

>The reason there are so many bobos ITT
Niggers. The niggers in here are ugly nigger incels and all they have in their pathetic nigger lives is to feel smart due to comparison with their nigger peers. They love to larp as whitey. They study whitey and their dream is to get rich like whitey did in the last decades. So of course these dirty low IQ niggers prey for a dotcom or 2008 collapse. They hope they will be able to take advantage of it like whitey did. It will be their chance.
Let me tell all you monkey niggers something. God hates niggers. There will not be a chance like this for you filthy niggers. Alea iacta est. Don't know what that means right nigger? It means you gonna stay poor nigger.

What's going to happen, bros?

>>56644094
Unironically, literally, your mistake to not read this post will cost you - no exaggeration, almost one million dollars.
>pic related
I am only trying to help you.
$749,624.87 vs $1,627,861.44
$878,236.57 to be exact
Would you rather have $750K or $1.6M?
Don't buy foreign stocks.
Don't put a single cent in foreign stocks.
Why would you invest in an asset yielding 4% when you can invest in something yielding 8%
It doesn't sound like a lot - but as you can see, 30 year time frame, it is literally a million dollars difference.
Do not invest in foreign stocks.
Do not advise others to invest in foreign stocks.
You are quite literally robbing people of a million dollars if you are getting them to invest in foreign stocks.

>>56644102
>low IQ niggers
>bobos
Unironically the opposite

>>56644139
>>56644094
>>56644050

>>56644050
tldr
10/10 for schizo feels though
this is the nonmarket hours /smg/ i expect

>>56644156
You are a retarded zoomer. If you can't read a paragraph, you deserve to retire poor and never make it. Kill yourself illiterate zoomer.

>>56643923
> a house
That'll be the reason you may not make it
Any good reason you want one of those?

>>56644050
I only buy American, but stock market feels like a scam right now so I'm a pussy and holding way too much cash.

>>56644050
I second that post
If you're really obsessed about diversification, buy an equal weight S&P 500 ETF (which is still shittier than a bread and butter ETF lel)

>>56643436
It's not a breach of contract if he didn't obtain his sister's consent before insemination.

>futures

>>56644173

>>56643923
100% UPRO and *only* check back in two decades. Can you do that?

>>56643896
>>What do you think the average dividend yield of this general is, eh?
honestly negative probably

>>56644050
Yeah if you blindly invest in the world you're just torching your money. Most of the world is literally retarded niggers.
If you're picky you come out ahead.

>>56643923
>eurobux

>>56644050
>starting in 1996
>almost 30 years ago
>when the United States was still relevant
I cringed.

>>56644145
I don't think you actually understand what you are talking about nigger. If you are pessimistic that doesn't mean you are smart that just means you are probably not very fun at parties.

>futures

>>56644200
You sure you really want that or you just want sexo?

Make sure you know for sure because you are considering taking on life's biggest liability on a bet for what you "want" right now. Will you really want it once you have it in 5 year's time? How about in 10 if you win the coin flip and she stays and lets you be involved in your kid's life?

>futures

NATGAS opened almost 1 cent down but just shot up almost 6 cents.
WE
ARE
BACK
a little bit.
Niggers.

>>56644305
I spent multiple years with a live in girlfriend.
There's sex with random women in a hotel and then there's waking up every morning next to a woman you love who cooks and takes care of the house for you while you go do whatever to earn money. That's fucking amazing. That's how it's supposed to work.

>>56644267
if looking at these performance charts of USA vs foreign stocks doesn't convince you to never invest another cent in a single foreign index fund, you are a lost cause, I cannot help you, no one can help you, and no one can stop you from throwing your money away.
Don't invest in an asset yielding 4% when you can invest in one yielding 8%. It's that simple.

>>56644330
Congrats anon that's really awesome actually. Did you wife her?

>>56644349
No she's an Asian immigrant and started pushing really hard for me to marry her while at the same time saying stuff like "well if it doesn't work out we can just get divorced."
I sent her off to Canada.
I'm emailing her drunk tonight and she's ordering me food off doordash and telling me she misses me.
idk. I really don't know what I want. Maybe I just like being alone.

>>56643654
>0% interest for over a year.

I have that card and I'm putting all my food on it for 1 year. I'm not paying it off, until 1 year from now. Giving me more money to invest (time in the market). I'm also doing the same with an Amex business card (0% APY). When someone offers you a rate that low, you borrow as much as you fucking possibly can. I have a high paying job, so I know that I'll pay it off in one fell swoop, should I need to. Let Wells Fargo eat your opportunity cost.

>>56644374

>>56644381
Heh. That's a good point. Borrow everything and just stick it in short term treasuries and you'll come out ahead. Maybe it's not as retarded as I originally thought.

>>56644400
The key is to not use it for investments because they'll consider that a "cash advance" and penalize you. The key is to use it for every day expenses that you would have (food / car insurance / gas). Then set up autopay for the minumum amount ($35ish) otherwise they penalize you for that as well. But don't pay off the balance for an entire year. This strategy enables you to save 100% percent of your paycheck. And yeah, I'm stacking treasuries as well using my whole direct deposit amount, it's great.

>>56644426
Right of course. Cash flow is cash flow though.
You buy food on the credit card and buy the equivalent amount in bills/bonds using money from your checking account (if you haven't switched your direct deposit over to your brokerage at this point.)

>>56644426
I just got this card too. Thanks for the heads up I was tempted to go for the $1500 cash advance directly into Planatir but now I won't. I'll stick to the everyday amenities and xmas gifts plan thanks for the advice.
You got the choice privileges one too? I forget if that one is 0% for 15 mo. or not also

Since the markets are closed and the rest of the board is unmitigated cryptoshit, I have an idea but I have no idea if it's viable. Basically, using a drone to do a flyover of my town to look for discarded appliances/scrap and take it to a recycler.
Someone on the bus said they got $100 for a barbecue and fridge that were sitting around, less gas fee. So that got me thinking that if I use a drone to avoid the fuel cost for searching, that could give me an edge.
No idea if it's viable or scaleable. Thoughts?

>>56644472
"curb alerts" on craigslist used to be a thing
Are there any college towns near you? They go through appliances and trash often

>>56644139
just wrong or paid shill?

good, give me a red day so I can load up on SOXL calls before our cool inflation readings come in

>>56644493
>MUH US WILL UNDERPERFORM
>MUH FOREIGN DID SO BAD, NOW IT'S THEIR TURN

>>56644374
You want a girl the same race as you. Nature is telling you that.

>>56644374
>>56644388
To add. I doomped my azn import gf when she said she wanted to get married. I learned she married some sap after and divorced him shortly after getting her passport.

tl;dr don't invest in womyn

>>56644484
Oh that's a good idea. There's one about 30m drive away. The whole idea is troublesome since I don't have a vehicle. My uncle lives a few hours away and I think he was a retired autowrecker or something like that. He'd probably be a good person to talk to.
It just seemed liked a clever idea that I've never heard anyone really doing and I don't really know much about the scrap business or how competitive it is amongst collectors

>>56644512
>tl;dr don't invest in womyn
I think if I had "invested" in the girls I grew up with instead of freaking out and ignoring them when I was a teenager I probably would have come out ahead.
You're probably right about women in general though.

>>56644505
those statements are true literally half the time and we're near a peak in US performance but ok glowie

>>56644200
>this is a 10%er minimum picture in 2023
>More like 1% if not covered by high quality employer healthcare
>>56644305
Well you see I'm not a total groid so the actual divorce rate for my cohorts is like 20% so take THAT

>>56644322
+9 cents, +2.7% for UNG and +5.4% for BOIL.

>>56644468
Amex Blue Business is my other one (0% APY)

I also got the Amex Platinum (you vill pay the $495/yr fee card, was exempt from fee 1st year) but cancelled it before the year was over so I was able to avoid the upcoming fee. I was able to take a shower in the Denver Centurion Airport Lounge (they have shower rooms, it is crazy). I made off with 200,000+ miles which I transferred to Iberia and then to British airways. Pic related.

All for $0. I love doing this. I wish investing was as easy as personal finance.

>>56644338
Past performance does not predict future results.™

>>56643347
Why SOXL to $25? I'm bullish on semis but just curious why it would jump 25%

>>56644611
It really does but most people only look at the past 50 years.

>>56643350
See ya tonight

>>56644050
foreign stocks probably pay more dividends, which your chart doesnt show
youre a retard

>>56643351
6-8%

So I need Microsoft to go down quite a bit by November 24. Hopium please

>>56644690
Default setting of portfoliovisualizer has reinvest divvies on

>>56644690
anon. VGTSX pays a dividend. this is factored in. dividends are reinvested in this calculation, from both SPY and VGTSX
https://www.digrin.com/stocks/detail/VGTSX/

>>56644472
theres people like this anon in a smg thread. Puts things into perspective and makes you think twice about listening to advice on on here.
>>56644472
>Someone on the bus
lol

>>56643880
it will double

>>56644771
Lmao.

>>56644330
>That's fucking amazing. That's how it's supposed to work.
alright there betamale provider.

>>56644746
>shorting The Great Beast 666 before Armageddon has even gotten good and started

Ignore futures
We're pumping tomorrow
https://youtu.be/456aNLy31kE

stocks are fake and gay

>>56643922
People cannot handle joint ownership arrangements, yet somehow capitalism did this. Oh and let's not forget, this system of capitalism, which is literally just people freely transacting, is somehow "designed" to cause this outcome.

Your whole bloodline deserves to be extinguished because based on this convo your entire family combined do not have two brain cells to rub together.

>>56644816
I cannot believe that anyone confuses these disgusting rice monkeys for actual humans, no matter how thick the makeup

>>56644816
Yep, not STOOKS tho, they are real and fully heterosexual. Verification not required.

>>56644818
>muh capitalism
go back

futures

>>56644145
The irony is a lower IQ is more likely to get laid or be happy than a higher IQ so Bobo retards are too dumb to be confident with themselves, or women, and life in general. If you keep predicting a downturn every year and it happens finally once does that really make you a genius or some retard huffing his own farts?

>>56644849
None of the CME tards have any idea what's happening tomorrow.

>>56644816
>when the filter thinks you're so ugly it simply makes you disappear
harsh

>>56644842
The entire first paragraph is not an expression of my opinions, but a condescending summary of his. How was that not immediately obvious, you fucking dolt

>>56644855
I know whats happening right now

>>56644816
>>56644830
They still used filters on top of all the makeup. Regardless of this fake and gay bullshit I still have an insane case of yellow fever and I would all of them as they are, no makeup or filters. I'd fucking lick the sweat off their pits. I don't give a fuck.

>>56644876
Die.

>>56644870
Yeah and I'm jacking off tome sideways pussy.
That doesn't mean anything.
A bunch of retards on the short side of es00 are going to lose their shirt.
Equity futures are bullshit and always have been.

>>56644881
No

>futures

>>56644888
>dat pic
You just can't make this shit up, also numeros checked

>>56644901
It feels like a setup.

>>56644901
It's an edit

>>56644888
This cant be real...wtf timeline am i on?

>>56644901
>>56644911
>being able to make this shit up.
Fuck, can’t make this shit up.

>>56644921
The one where you believe anything that gets posted, without question, as long as it’s what you want to believe - just like everyone else.

>>56644937
I only believe it when its been fact check by you anon.

>>56644921
MSFT Bing the headline.

>>56644946
If you could consult my portfolio, you’d consider otherwise.

>using Hinge
>give girl my birthday
>she does a whole astrological birthchart for me
>my response literally is ok
>tells me she is pretty straightforward and an open book
>ask her for her astrological birth chart afterwards
>literal response is "Why? What are you going to do with that information?"
>unmatches me
Literally what just happened? Why the fuck are women like this?

>>56645029
Lol.
Women are retards, don't take it personally.

>>56645029
Hinge more like Unhinged lmao rekt
But seriously, stay the fuck away from astrocunts

>>56645029
>using whatever the fuck "Hinge" is
Go to church and either the LORD GOD Almighty will bless you with meeting a mate or not. Also you should have bought NATGAS Friday, nigger.

>>56645035
I mean I don't take it personally and I have other girls I'm messaging and been on dates with. This chat just happened right now but I'm so fucking confused by this interaction.

>>56645029
You never ask for a girls astrological birth chart, its right up there with asking her weight

>>56645091
She asked for mine first though!? Why wouldn't you expect the question to get reciprocated back?

>>56645103
She knew it was a shit test but you asked like it was real, what were you going to do with that info anyways lmfao

>>56645112
>what were you going to do with that info anyways lmfao
I don't know rhyff into more conversation and make jokes about it. It was to keep building on the conversation. I wasn't asking her for her social security or anything, just what she asked me.

>>56645029
you had an opportunity to go "oh what does that mean" and be flirtatious with what she says. you guys are retarded
>inb4 hurr astrology is retarded why would I engage with that have fun being a stick in the mud and getting no pussy dude

>>56645124
why have a conversation at all?

>>56645103
Anon, anon anon. She can ask your weight, age, height, astrological chart. You get nothing.

>>56645124
I’m not straight.

>>56644771
This thread is equivalent to sitting on a bus

>>56645187
...the short bus

>2023
>still live in the archaic world of 9 to 4 five day a week trading

Where is my 24/7 365 trading? We have the technology

>[Deleted]

>futures...
Bros we had a good run.
Light a candle for me at my funeral

Sell options
Theta is your fren

>>56645271
Explain why Theta is my fren in this situation? Or should I just go to Grok/ChatGPT and have a conversation with them?

>>56645259
>R2k has made $0 since before the covid crash

>you could have locked in 10 years of 15% return on 1981

Fucking boomers really did get EVERYTHING

>>56645289
When you sell a option time decay works in your favor since you want the contract to go worthless. When this happens you keep the full credit and aren't obligated to do anything.
That said given how you set it up even if you're assigned this may be a good thing since you collect a credit and shares if it's a CSP or sell shares if it's a CC. Spreads however operate differently but still work with this on the time decay side.

>>56645293
They don't call 'em smallCRAPS for nothin'

>>56645318
there is still 2024 to go anon

>>56645244
but do you have the time?

>>56643350
Fuck

>>56645271
until you get absolutely SOSNOFF'd when price starts moving against you.
>i'll just roll the options
no, you won't.

>>56645320
Her ascot thing looks like a little house in the thumbnail

Anyone play with HE (the Hawaiian electric company)?
Was thinking about a short term swing potential. Risk is they're in the process of getting sued for the wild fires, more money owed for damages than company's worth, and there's a lot of conspiracy surrounding it. However the state still needs electricity and lawsuits take a long time to play out.

>pasts

>>56645426

They are dumping oil again
and basically OPEC is full of niggers

>>56645473
Buy puts to protect from the downside or don't full port.

>>56645473
>no, you won't
I have and when 2022 hit I rolled most of my index credit spreads got mogged, but since they were Euro style options I just held onto em for a while till I got a profit from them kek

>>56645506
didn't happen until time & sales are provided

>>56643288
Anyone follow the 'oil echo' on the charts? It seems to lag 10 years for the last 100. Basically when oil tanks, 10 years later, the market does the same. Works the other way as well.

NVDA is a bet against innovation

ChangeMyMind.closetedhomosexual

What's the best play to short gold with a margin account? Thinking something that has a lot of decay that I can short, so probably an ETF.

>>56645530
>Basically when oil tanks, 10 years later, the market does the same.
Oil went negative a few years back.
UH OH

>>56645563
They have no market, and are buying up their own physical supply. That's a warning sign.
>>56645568
yeah. fun times ahead. Basically WW3 starts in a few years. Someone was left holding bags. Looks like Asia as of now.

>>56645563
What would be a bet for innovation?
AQB?

>>56645573
People are trying to tell me that if this really is a new paradigm in tech (doubt) that there will be scarcity because nerds in a market worth several hundred billion/year won't be able to figure out how to run AI on AMD chips?

Besides, if heroic earnings estimates out to 2028 are correct, the stock could go nowhere and be at 20 PE then. Obviously it would be worth more like 30-35 PE at that point, but that's not acceptable return even if all the FUD is wrong.

>>56645244
That's just crypto, anon.

>>56645599
I work for IBM, we had the 'first' '3nm' chip, and one of the first AIs. It's all marketing bs. We've been triming as much fat as possible the last three years, buckling down for a long cold winter.

>>56645585
Nothing just semis in general. If it actually ends up being that valuable of a market and Microsoft, IBM, and every other enterprise tech company is sucking dicks under the brooklyn bridge to buy more NVDA chips, you're telling me no one is going to figure out how to optimize software for existing AMD chips (iteratively improved) and that not a single chinaman outside NVDA is going to figure out how to make chips?

I know that software optimization skills have gone to shit over the past decade, but this seems like a situation where there is no choice but for people to figure it out IF ai is that big of a deal

>>56645497
>>56645573
>Basically WW3 starts in a few years.
>a few years
Try a few weeks. COP shareholders, we're gonna be called up to hold the line soon.

>>56645611
what's your uncle been telling you about the state of nintendo?

>>56645573
>buying up their own physical supply
really?

>>56645244
the only reason most markets aren't like this is that the people who control them want to have time off, and can enjoy said time off because they're rich enough to not have to want the markets to be open 24/7. it's a feature not a bug.

>>56645565
You can beat up on GLD, GDXJ, JNUG via shorts or puts. If LETFs are more your speed, there's also DUST, GDXD, and DULL (kek).

>>56645616
I hate twitter rumors like you wouldn't believe

>>56645599
At 35 PE the company would be worth 1.9 trln
in Jan 2028 that would be a 14% annual return from today's prices. Easier ways to make that unless you're managing hundreds of billions, which hardly anyone playing individual stocks actually is.

>>56645611
no offence but I'm pretty sure IBM isn't a real place and that the commercials I see are just a government psyop to scare the Chinks. All that alledged R&D has done nothing since the 80s

>futures

>>56645634
There have been confirmed drone and rocket attacks for weeks against that and other bases. If anything the BS rumors are from the Defense Department claiming like 40 soldiers were "evacuated due to wounds" with 0 deaths.

>>56645619
I don't track our international real estate. I probably could get the data, but I have no reason to look at it from a business standpoint.
>>56645622
Yes. We're divesting from manufacturing, and just focusing on our own in house stuff for special projects, etc. It's been more profitible than being an 'IT' company using memes. If we can keep our real estate in range, then we can continue to innovate. Real push to exit as much as we can though the last two years to get ahead of the higher interest lease agreements.
>>56645645
The Armonk HQ is highly regarded as a reason NYC wasn't a real target during the cold war. The company has some weight (we rounded up all the Jews afterall).

>>56645573
>Basically WW3 starts in a few years.
If this was to come true, some time before the 2026 US midterm election is my guess for a starting point.

>>56645660
WTF are you talking about real estate? You were talking about NVIDA and IBM

>>56645685
Yeah, and we're cutting costs as much as we can. As we relieve lease exposure, Nvidia is trying to relive overproduction/overpriced exposure. It's cheaper for them to just buy the shit back than to try to sell it.

>>56645685
IBM, like MCD, is actually a real estate company.

>>56645695
>Nvidia is trying to relive
relieve

>>56645695
>It's cheaper to commit fraud than to actually sell product

>>56645695
I actually spent about 2 weeks at the beginning of the year looking at nearly every semi conductor real estate transaction in the US in the past 5 years.

There's nothing to really read into. Every semi company (especially design only) makes such rediculously high profits it doesn't make sense for them to own any real estate when they could sale leaseback an office at 3.5%

>Altria is approaching almost a 10% yield
lmao

>>56645700
Correct
>>56645704
>>It's cheaper to commit fraud than to actually sell product
? What fraud? They're huffing their own farts. Like America, or Japan. You think anything on 'expectations' the last five years hasn't been revised down year after year? Our AI says sell whatever can't make a profit in a current rate environment, and cut everything that would cost more. It's AI baby.

>>56645718
>There's nothing to really read into. Every semi company (especially design only) makes such rediculously high profits it doesn't make sense for them to own any real estate when they could sale leaseback an office at 3.5%
It's costs 50-500 Million to move the machines one inch. Been there, doing that.

>>56643493
At least your aunt made her will. Mine is rich af and terminally ill but won't make her will for some reason. She keeps talking about "trying to protect her assets" she's been talking with a lawyer though. her husband is broke, not sure if that influences it.

For scale doctors told she could be dead in like ten weeks.

>>56645763
She did not. I was supposed to have this house free in the clear with her 350k worth of retiremeny money split between myself and my sister. I even served as the administrator of her estate and did my duties diligently to get paid 5% of that and still lost it on SOXL. I am a disappointment,

If you want to try something simple, she can literally write a will on a napkin what she wants and then have two parties that are non-interested to corrobrate and be summoned to court to verify it as being her true testament and that would make a will.
>Personal Property
>House/Real Estate
>retirement accounts
If she doesn't have a will all personal property goes to probate process. In virginia at least her primary residence would go to her next of kin directly while all other real estate goes through probate process. Retirement accounts go through probate unless there is a listed benefecary.

What stock just screams, "I hate niggers"?

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpRP91qaaS0

>>56645700
what?

>>56645818
For me, it's WMT

>>56645828
MCD generates most of its revenue by buying land and developing it into restaurants, then charging its franchisees a monthly rent.

>>56645818
STCY index. SBUX, LULU. definitely not Nike or FootLocker.

Also oil.

>>56645724
MO bros..

>>56645850
Oil makes niggers out of its investors instead

>>56645700
>>56645828
>>56645847
MCD is actually a fascinating company and the movie The Founder is a good description of it. They're sheisty. They're built on sheistyness at least.

>>56645863
You're biased. Oil is literally the extraction of money from niggers' hands. They don't allow us to drill it here or in places like Canada and the west (White zones) so you tell me.

We're sitting on gallons in the Permian Basin and you're telling me it's not a nigger stock.

>>56645876
>be oil investor
>demand gibs from company
simple as

>>56644888
>"Why didn't the unvaccinated do more to warn us?"

>>56645884
That's ESG? You're referring to? Yeah, we have to do away with those thinks. And Larry Fink. Literally wringing his hands, making the meme real every time he speaks, right?

Jews are not wrong. They are not bad people. But they are definitely sheisty as fuck because we killed all the good ones and the only ones left are the shysters, Larry Finks. Anyway,

Yawn.

>>56645616
isn't that base the one that america set up in syria against the country's wishes

>>56645847
>>56645862
and IBM? How is IBM real estate?

A FUCKING JET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>56644946

>>56644888
The website is iqfy……it is literally a schizo tabloid website. ai generated I bet

What should I do with my $40k bonus. It’s kind of depressing. Even if it was a $400k bonus, it still wouldn’t free me from work.

>>56645946
drop it into VT and ignore it for 10 years

>>56645946
Buy tickets to a cruise! What are you high? Start a business?! Fuck nigga.

>>56644816
I know this is bad and thirsty, but I would fucking obliterate those jungle monkies with my BWC (emphasis on B) without a second thought.

>>56645967
No you wouldnt

>>56645946
I saw you on /g/. Where the fuck can I get a job that will give me a 40k bonus.

>>56645946
That's a downpayment on a starter home in a great neighborhood and you're bitching about it not being a lot of money? Give it to charity and keep working or take a vacation with some of it if you don't know what to do with it. Either would be more productive than being a cynical fuck.

>>56645974
Sales. Logistics. Etc.

>>56645818
GEO, CXW, SWBI, POWW, HD...

>>56645818
UONE

>>56645909
Yeah, one of em. We also have a couple in Iraq, but I'm not sure what the deal is vis those and the Kurds or national government.

>>56645975
Starter homes go for 300k in my area with a rise of 10% since the covid boom high in spite of mortgages going up 5.5% since.

>>56645975
I already have a home but I may put it all to the mortgage. Without a mortgage I’d be entirely debt free
>>56645974
cybersecurity architect. The position I’m leaving took a major fucking toll on my health. Hopefully this one is more chill

>>56645991
Then just buy a finisher home

Are you chucklefucks ready for another week of STOCKS?

>>56645997
Did you get that position with a degree? With certs? How many years of experience?

>>56645991
The interest rates are the only thing throttling demand. If you have the money, get a house you can afford (low end townhouse maybe) and refinance in 2025.

>>56645997
Damn. That is stress. Why not just make a automated code that does the bare minimum in online security prevention and just sell it to upstart dropshipping companies?

>>56646011
we get to see if the moody bitch slap does anything

>>56646011
What’s the rumor?
What’s the news?
What’s everyone gamble portfolio looking like?
>I lost a thousand and need to claw back!

>>56646022
Just shut the fucking door.

>>56646012
BS in computer science, way too many certs, only 5 YOE though. The hiring manager said I’d be the most junior architect he’s had, but I knocked the interviews out of the park so he wanted me anyways

Started making $70k after graduation. My main career advantage has been ambition. Between a chill job and money, I’ve always taken the money. Now I’m trying to get a chiller job without giving up the money

>>56646026
>What’s everyone gamble portfolio looking like?
Everyone has gone all-in SAVE. We ride or die at the end of the year.

>>56645931
Um.. I didn't refer to IBM. That matter is still unsettled in your mind. I think you're struggling with this. IBM is not going to go away. IBM is a German, Nazi company and therefore has a high percentage of success in the longterm.

Or do you dislike Nazis.

This world and the market of the last year and a half has beaten me down. Is this what economic depression is?

-0.5% NQ by 9:53pm Sunday
Impressive
asian markets flat

I bought MSFT puts and now Microsoft is down after hours.

>>56646013
I'm anon currently pursueing litigation against family who agreed to sell a property at one price while failing to take action to perform their specific duties (not submitting proper legal paperwork to prove chain of custody of the title through inheritance) I made an offer to purchase this property from them at 130k at the start of the year, and while I would like an adjustment for market conditions with rates going up 1.5%

>>56646048
See: >>56645700

Xiaomi shill...was right?! https://twitter.com/Sino_Market/status/1723894082760802789

>>56646045
I'm currently in the scary "only 2 years of experience" part after college and am fucking terrified of getting trapped in the "intro but need 5 years of experience" hell if I ever get fired

I'm so ready for tomorrow
Markets not being 24/7 is a load of shit
Apparently whale activity on crypto is thru the roof and that's at least part of the reason all that garbage is skyrocketing again
My thesis is tulip mania part deux

>>56646135
So you be sayin...

>>56646110
He's not wrong. Just saying.

>>56646135
WTF US WAS DOWNGRADED; AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I DIDN'T OPEN ENOUGH SHORTS

>>56646201
Why do you think that means it will go down? The market is forward looking and prices in these sorts of events. The relatively high value of USD compared to other currencies could have included a further downgrade into its overall economic value. Therefore, now that the "risky event" is done, the dollar might very well rally since the risk is done and enjoy more capital being placed.

>>56646201
read again, rating is maintained

>>56643395
Are you really going to alienate your entire family in exchange for a meh tier house?
If your aunt wanted you to have it free and clear she would've willed it that way

>>56645974
Too many people on /smg/ also post or lurk in /twg/
I don't like it
How many of you are secretly posting in other generals on other boards that I frequent?

>>56645818
There is a subsidiary of BTI that trades on the Jamaican stock exchange that is Jamaica only

Every time a Jamaican lights up a Newport, you make money

>>56646224
Oh c'mon stfu. End of July was the first US downgrade and since then we went down.

You don't price something like this in except you see a pattern or a wave coming.

So, if it was priced in, why did we dump end of july right with the downgrade?

>>56646274
We are all bots in both, no one will believe you though so don't bother trying to tell anyone
It will just make you seem crazy
haha
also chill software dev jobs are 100% the way to go, just fyi

>>56646237
>The rating doesn't consist of grade + outlook
Ok, bro.

>>56646301
>chill software dev jobs are 100% the way to go, just fyi
I know
Well....
I knew...

>>56646257
They're my family but not my kin. I don't get invited to their christmas parties. They dont get to squander my future.

FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT
FUCK WEAK NO RESPECT NO CHANCE
WEAK WEAK CEASE AND DESIST WHEN I CHANT

>futures

>>56646304
credit rating AAA is all that matters and downgrading our economic outlook is bullish for rape cuts

Any Maria Bartiromo-bros ready for MwMB tomorrow? Her style is on point

>>56646381
Random legal question -- If there are multiple sellers under contract do they need to be unaminious in their decisions? I.E if one seeks to terminate a contract can they do so against the will of the other sellers without a specific contigency/power listed typically?

>>56646408
Money Honey gets a pump from me.

lol niggers have to rob dollar general while I make thousands sitting on my ass trading for a couple minutes

>>56646395
good
still in fear category too
you know what that means

>>56646403
cope

>>56643452
He was doing gay shit all weekend, I was there

>>56643922
He shouldn't have gotten vaxxed

>>56646475
make sure to buy more SQQQ calls at open

>>56644857
Kek

>>56646022
The Michigan Sentiment on Friday confirmed rising inflation yet we rallied. Market seems content ignoring data lately

>>56645946
Buy heavily OTM options, there's no way you can lose

>>56645946
>Even if it was a $400k bonus, it still wouldn’t free me from work
Why? My bills are like $1200 a month, I could retire on a fraction of that amount

>>56645946
Just put it in your bank account. Do nothing with it. When the time comes you will know

>>56646525
Hedonistic treadmill

>>56646415
Depends on ownership structure

GET A LAWYER

>/smg/, Attorney at Law

>>56646496
>short tech
Lol, no. I go for the not as retarded indices

Say good bye to the stock market. Also the estimates for CPI are 3.3. It's going to be at least 3.9. This is obvious to anyone who knows how CPI is calculated. Screenshot this post. Better yet, I will. I'll explain how I knew on Tuesday. Namefagging for this purpose.

>>56646554
Its Sunday the hebrews are asleep. I will be calling to schedule a consultation most likely after thanksgiving with a member of the tribe.

should i make the next bread bearish or bullish

How are we feeling this week smiggers? Are we pumping, dumping, or crabbing?

>>56646574
Esq.

>>56646602
No, it will be softer and this retard will rallye up to 4450-4500. Then I short harder

>>56646632
New

>>56646632
New

>>56646574
This attorney stuff isnt that hard really when it comes to contracts sometimes. I ended up negiotating fair pay for my colleagues across my entire school by putting my employer on notice that I was demanding the district adhere to my entitled unencumbered planning period because they wanted teachers to spend a third of their planning period to watch bathrooms and monitor halls.

>>56646602
keep us posted

>>56646465
It takes a lot of intelligence, patience, pattern recognition and self control to be able to do those things. If you can do those things, then you can't piss away millions.

You can't piss away thousands. You can't piss away hundreds, like they do.