/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56711166
learn Excel

>>56711166
grocery store

>>56711166
https://jobs.mchire.com/

firm handshake

>>56711166
Lie, do charity work, start at the bottom of the ladder and work your way up, like scraping poo off the walls of McDonald's toilets.

>>56711212
This anon is right. It helps build your work ethic and customer service skills, and it can be a career if you stay in it long enough. Try to find a locally owned store though.

>>56711166
Try casual warehouse jobs. If you're big and strong, other manual labour jobs might be available too. A forklift license might help, though it's a bit of a meme by now. Night shifts at convenience stores and such might work out for a while. Good luck.

Go look for some contractor who needs labor
They will hire you for next day

>>56711166
Knee pads

>>56711166
Walk into any place of buisness and ask for a job application. Once you fill that out and submit it, they will call you regarding interviews/ shift scheduling, etc.

Your pepe exudes a certain kind of energy which is reflective of your personality and I can tell that you are going to be just fine. I believe in you OP.

>>56711238
Do I just walk there with a resume and ask for a job?

>>56711479
Most grocery stores you apply through their website. Try and find a whole foods to work at. It's a nice store and mostly more wealthy people shop there so you don't have people being total dicks to you. I've worked at a whole foods for about 10 months now and it's been alright. They start you out at $15/hr which isn't bad for no work experience.

>>56711570
>hey just go waste your time at a fucking grocery store for minimum wage instead of learning skills as a contractor

idiot advice from other idiots

>>56711599
OP is obviously not at that level yet. Baby steps.

>>56711599
well, you learn a lot working shitty minimum wage jobs, like how unfair life is and you develop an intense dislike for the general public and possibly humanity as a whole, and then you use that newfound hatred to try and get money from people regardless of ethics

>>56711599
But anon $15/hr is twice minimum wage. And what else do you expect someone with 0 marketable skills to do. Fuck off.

>>56711166
Call your local unemployment office and ask to speak with a job placement counselor. Get a pro to assist you, for free.

>>56711599
Bro did you not actually read what OP said? Work on your literacy skills first

>>56711241
This
Go out of your way to get on at a Union shop

>>56711691
This

>>56711759
Interesting
Polly hook you up with free training
Or free forklift cert

>>56711166
walk to McDonalds and ask the manager for one.

>>56711172
FPBP
Just say on your resume you got something like 80% on the isv online test, also explicitly say that you can use vlookup and pivot tables, HR bitches eat that shit up. Also say that you can use all of Microshits garbage office suite and you can get any roastie clerical job. Bonus points if its for the government. Once you've done that for a year getting something else is much easier

>>56712134
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>>56711570
Thanks man

>>56711613
No, just skip being a cashier wagie. If you're thinking he needs to build people skills, he should just do a customer facing job, dealing with clients in a chosen industry. Working retail is a fucking waste of time, and can easily destroy people's self esteem.

>>56711166
in this market you don't
.t got laid off from my first one and can't find another one despite having a technical degree from Stanford

>>56711166
You don't, take your parent's life savings and rent some NFTs using IQ kek

>>56711166
I needed 3 years of experience to get my first job.

>>56714592
that's the most nigger move someone could do

>>56713183
Completely agree, I would rather dedicate my entire life to trade jobs instead

>>56714592
Fucking kek my sides burn

>>56714592
No Rakesh I won't buy your bags

>>56711166
McDonalds. You'll start tonight.

Make up a bunch of fake experience on your resume

>>56711479
They will take anyone with a pulse as long as they are not rapists or high. Retards went in for that group interview knowing there was a drug test and they still failed.
You will be a literal slave, make no impact, will walk out of it with worse health and nothing to show for it, but if you need work then there's no excuse.

>>56714638
ai post

>>56711166
Go take some community college classes for some trade or practical skill. Talk to people and the professors while taking a handful of courses. Usually local employers and job fairs come to campus. Talk to them and get your first job and foot in the door. It doesn't matter if it is minimum wage to begin. Just work there for a year and do your time and learn the ropes then hop jobs to make 3x the money you were making.

>>56711166
I seriously volunteered my time at a much shittier but somewhat (not really) applicable job

>>56717233
to elaborate, virtually all counselors and psychologists are a scam. except 1. the career counselor. essentially the deal is companies put their name in with the career counselor hopefully provided to you by your school and for me was mandatory thankfully and in return these companies get the free student labor.

>>56711166
I went to prison for a bit before I ever had the chance to start a first job and then when I got out and applied nobody wanted to hire me.