/biz/ - Business & Finance

I bet almost all, if not entirely all of you queers pay someone to cut your hair instead of doing it yourself and using that money to buy more BOIL/KOLD/UNG while eating your beans and rice.

>you can buy ZIM at $2
Who's the goy now?

>>56714412
That guys servants' children will never get the taste of shit out of their mouths.

Bank of Japan collapsed on Friday. It's over.

Pitch me a new hobby that would be a good way to make frens or your portfolio gets it

>>56714412
>I bet almost all, if not entirely all of you queers pay someone to cut your hair instead of doing it yourself
Kek I used to cut it myself then then I grew my hair out went for a trip to a smaller local city in the countryside where the local barber asked 70% less for a haircut compared to the city I live in and I took it. Haven't cut my hair since, that was like a few months ago. The deal was too good to pass.

look for a green monday
and rest of the week
or i'll cut my own throat
with sloppy technique

>>56714402
>/smg/ has gone full Poland after the sister fucking arc is done
Feeling pretty good about my EPOL shares right now.

no one knows who I was in the last thread.

>>56714412
I pay this girl called "Kara" to do it. Last time she was asking me why I don't want to have sex with my boss.
Hair salons are like some sort of legal brothel where you can literally pay a girl to talk to you for 20 minutes. Most people posting in /smg/ while the market is closed could definitely use that.

>>56714261
>1) Bank of Central Asia
>2) Bank Rakyat Indonesia
>3) Bayan Resources
>4) Telkom Indonesia
>5) Chandra Asri Petrochemical
>fidelity
Could've just told us you're holding the ETF. No way you're buying this shit individually.
It's probably EIDO, but perhaps you're holding a more generalized ASEAN ETF. Long term performance has unsurprisingly been about as shitty as every other single country ETF out there. Exposure biased towards megacap banks and industrials. Mediocre dividends, low growth, forex headwinds, high expense ratio in the ETF for no real reason.

Meh

>>56714470
A bunch of young Polish females would be devastated if that were to happen. You wouldn't want that to happen would you?

>As it happened, Microsoft appears to have been even more set on rescuing Sam than the board might have guessed — being willing to force him back into OpenAI even after being expelled…

>…and even if doing so would imply that the non-profit which is ostensibly governing OpenAI has actually been powerless for some time, with the true control being in Microsoft’s hands.

Some corporate structure lawyer on twitter talking about how MSFT are the jewish puppeteers who have been controlling OpenAI this whole time.

Long MSFT stock

You can learn about pizza business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eAcykBJsUM

>>56714445
>It's over.
We've only been edging for 60 years.

>>56714529
>Said nigger during a business meeting.
Lmfao.

uranium

Glad I cashed out on Friday. Gonna go all in on NVDA tomorrow. Shit's gonna pump like you've never seen before. Unbelievable bull run

>>56714445
chart?

>>56714576
I might short sell it to you.

>>56714402
smg more like smfh

>tons of altman articles
>no mention of sisterfuck
Am i being psyop'd

>>56714514
>>56714576
Sell signals

>>56714683

>>56714683
no

>>56714683
>nooooooooooooooooooooo not the sisterino!!

>>56714683
>>56714686
Also she seems like a genuine wackjob, so 50-50 that she's just making shit up.

>>56714683
Everything smells like there is more dirt then that. Dude even got his Israeli passport last two weeks probably to leave

>futures

>>56714683
The sister fuckers disappeared as soon as the Altman shit came out...

>>56714576
>CEO of the only reason they have sales increases is actively trying to raise money to make them obsolete
Seems like AMD right before asics came out

>VIST
>YPF
Any other Argie plays to gamble on for a Milei win?

>>56714744
Prolly argentine real estate and an Argentine passport, because if he walks the walk Argentina will enter into a renaissance period.

>>56714683
The Altman stuff has nothing to do with sister fucking and more to do with shekel grabbing

>>56714461
Magic the gathering, Poker. Biking, guns.

>buy when there is blood in the streets
Which industry is this right now?

>>56714770
small and mid caps

>>56714722
wut?

>>56714770
Oil was bleeding recently

Just found out some poor sods are shorting Eli Lilly. Seriously, who the hell is stupid enough to short the single best stock in the world? Look at the the graph... some people really just wanna lose money I guess. Then again, people are still stuck in GME, AMC, BBBY.
Imagine spending a lot of time on TA and FA and trying to come up with different scenarios and strategies only get to absolutely beaten by some boomer passively investing into an index fund.

>>56714775
What that means

>>56714778
Did they make any covid vaccines? Lawsuits are coming for that shit.

>>56714744
CRESY
IRS
PAM
TGS
TEO
CEPU
LOMA
GGAL
BMA

Quite a few choices.

>>56714770
China is blood in the streets right now, dry bulk & container shipping too although It's gonna get bloodier imo.

>>56714776
Altman is running around trying to raise money to sell AI specific chips so there isn't an nvda bottleneck. Remember when everyone was buying out every 7000 series amd gpu to mine bitcoin?
>>56714779
vo, iwm

>>56714797
Real companies (IBM) just make their own shit, simple as.

>>56714788
They just had their superior alternative to Ozempic approved. Make of that what you will.

>>56714778
>a paltry 15k%
Try 210k%

>>56714792
It is not. Hong Kong is blood on the streets but that is just the clownish market made for foreigners that’s been replaced with Shanghai, Beijin and Shenzen

>>56714445
so USD gonna have hyperinflation or what? should i buy slilver?

>>56714778
The final spike is because of their "weight loss miracle diabetes drug" that is a load of bullshit.

>>56714815
Problem with this shit is it's not covered by insurance, and it's really not safe. This is actually a solution to a side effect of antidepressants. No reason they couldn't add it to the mix so that they wouldn't have the side effect of wanting to eat everything in front of you.

Tired of gambling on shitty trades, thinking a out going all in on long hold, boomer divvie stocks this week.
MO and F looking good to me

>>56714842
I mean Hong Kong is the market where the big stocks trade. Quite a few large chink companies aren't even listed on domestic stock exchanges.

>>56714792
Is there a shipping stock you think is interesting? I feel like I never hear about them

>>56714885
>Is there a shipping stock you think is interesting?
Nah I couldn't recommend anything haven't looked at them in a long time. I just know they're down like 95%.

>a small handful of blue haired SJWs and tech søyboys singlehandedly managed to pop the tech bubble
They were right when they said that the black swan is always obvious in hindsight.

>>56714913
They're on the right side of history, chud.

>>56714885
DRYS was one I tracked as Greece was blowing up 10 years ago.

>>56714945
KEK, looks like it's gone.

Fuck it, I should move to Murrica ASAP and grind a 9 to 5 office job, or whatever I can get. Then I live on the minimum of expenses I can, while saving up USD.
In Murrica a usd$40k - usd$60k / year job is considered mediocre to average pay. If I can grind just usd$200k, I can buy multiple real state units at home and then be guarranteed to at least have my overhead expenses covered through tenants.
Plus I could work on the side in the blonde, blue eyed, American gf dream.
Thank you for reading my blog

>>56714977
Post hand.

>>56714945
>>56714885
The only shipping stock I will buy is ZIM under $5.

>>56714967
Classic shipping company. They make money for like 2 years in a decade and the other 8 years they either go bankrupt or end up having a shit balance sheet and survive till the next upcycle in freight rates.

>>56714876
F is probably a better cyclical trade than a buy and hold. Consumer discretionary like cars respond hard to the business cycle.

But I respect boomer port buy and hold in general so power to you anon. Easy to do worse than just picking a few names off the Dividend Kings list.

>FUTURES

FUTURES

>FUTURES

>FUTURES

FUTURES

>FUTURES

>FUTURES

FUTURES

>FUTURES

>>56714993
I think Ford still has a way to go down. They said they were losing like 30k on every EV they sold if I recall correctly.

>>56714885
Here are the ones on my watchlist. Do your own due diligence.

>>56714987
I look white mediterranean, I have brown eyes and black hair and facial hair, but my skin is more towards white.
Mom was from an all Spain genealogy family; dad was also from Spanish origin, but with a cooperish skin.
I'm Argentinian, most of us come from Italians or Spanish families
I think meeting a qt American girl and having a comfy job, and saving up on the side could be an great next step in my life, why not?
If Mexicans who can't speak a word of English can just simply cross the border and do it, then how would it be unfair for me to participate in the game too? The USA is an economic zone after all, not a real country, and I'd be actively benefiting Murricans by adding to their GDP and spending part of my income back into their economy

>>56715001
What do you mean? Show data or links

>>56715034
>>56714885
are you talking about oil tanker shippers or dry bulk shippers? there is a big difference

Have you guys been taking about OpenAI already?

Sam Altman just got fired without reason overnight

>>56715082
>dry bulk shippers

>>56715082
Nah I was talking about dry bulk & container, and yes I'm aware there are tankers in the watchlist.

>>56715076
just funposting.
aint even open yet.

>IT'S TOO LATE TO INVEST IN APPLE!!
>*does another 300%*
Every time. I should just to all in on apple shouldn't I?

>>56715030
True. We're also at a dangerous time in macro terms. We're just edging up next to the inflation target and car prices specifically are plummeting because they can't sell. Tesla is getting ripped a new asshole by that right now because it was so overvalued but it'll come for every car company soon.

Soft landing could happen but I wouldn't be surprised if in the next 6 months we overshoot the inflation target and wind up in at least a mild recession where car sales remain depressed. Suggests keeping some cash as dry powder to DCA or buy a dip vs. lump sum immediately IMO.

>>56715068
Just fly in and try to land a job while on your tourism visa. Hell, you can apply from where you are and might get called up. The last 10 years all three jobs I've had I was hired over the phone, and only met my first manager in person, the other two I've never met them. Simple as.

>>56715088
Not without reason. He memed about sisterfucking in this thread and so the board (Baggie, Scoops etc.) decided enough is enough.

>>56715103
It's hard to imagine AAPL growing from here...

I stuck all my shit in a Schwab intelligent portfolio. Please discuss.

>>56715137
Yeah, they didn't grow at all year after year and their sales are down (prices up).

>>56715152
They're losing market share in china to Huawei and Xiaomi, and some anon last tread mentioned they're having trouble expanding into India because their products are too expensive for the Indian market. So where the fuck are they gonna sell their shit to grow?

>>56715132
Wtf are you talking about? Sam Altman doesn't post in smg. Wtf??

>>56715114
I think you are right, instead of overcomplicating it, and thinking of a 10 years strategy to get citizenship, just go, and hope for the best. The worst that can happen to me legally is that I get deported, I guess

>>56715137
Yeah that's what people said in 2018, 5 years ago. Then they did 340% over that 5 years.

>>56715168
Well I didn't say that 5 years ago. I would legit be surprised if they go up 200% in the next 5 years.

>>56715141
The historical performance of aggressive growth ones seems breddy decent.

>>56715164
Exactly what I meant, they've peaked in the current market conditions.

>>56715152
They did 52% this year.

Why is there still a Bed Bath and Beyond general when their stock is delisted?
Why do they respond to logical questions like this?

Every time I search for smg in the catalogue, their thread pops up. At this point I just feel bad.

>>56715204
Pic related. Explain this reaction.

>>56715165
>Sam Altman doesn't post in smg.
I think you are Sam Altman. Just admit you went to far when you tried to make this the "sister mating general". With Rocker reporting us to the ADL we already have problems enough.

>>56715204
I think they are still coping that they are going to get their money back somehow.

I remember joking in their general a couple months ago, about how if the company goes into bankrupcy, they could get some of the equity of the sale of the company's assets

>>56715141
>>56715191
I should specify the US rather than Global.

https://content.schwab.com/intelligent-portfolios/historical-performance/

>>56715193
I'm very curious about what management is going to do to combat this issue...

>>56714461
bjj can be very social
it's also really easy

>>56715221
They are just trading bags, nothing unseen

>>56714778
>>56714826
Watch this

>>56715223
I want nothing to do with global…all in US

>>56714461
dungeon and dragons rolplaying, unironically

pros is that it can be a lot of fun sometimes
cons is that you might run into people with personalities you dislike, and possibly fat people with body odour issues

>>56715234
CELH chads rise up

So scoopsies pull me closer
In the backseat of your vespa
That I know you can't afford
Like that tattoo on your bussy
Pull the sheets right off the corner
On that idea that you stole
From a poster back in back Spokane
We ain't never selling SOXL


https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=r7zTKRonHXM&si=Tf3IRPphjNydqamK

Love that tiny amphetamine code monkey

lol, tomorrow will be so red

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-19/openai-negotiations-to-reinstate-altman-hit-snag-over-board-role

>OpenAI Negotiations to Reinstate Altman Snag Over Board Role
How can anyone take this company seriously?

>>56715168
They were correct then as well, the economy in general was in a downturn going into 2019.
>>56715190
Same. Recommend giving this a listen. I listen to both of these guys' podcasts, really good insight into a lot of different areas, and their guests are great.

https://thedisciplinedinvestor.com/blog/2023/11/19/tdi-podcast-flow-with-curzio-843/

>>56715230
>I'm very curious about what management is going to do to combat this issue...
???
Apple is going to crab as they try to buy back their stock is my guess, slow down releases, cut staff, etc. Doesn't help that the companies they're reliant on are in a country that doesn't like them, and a country that the first one wants to invade.

>>56715231
>bjj
>feeling mens dick and balls against your neck
Gonna be a no from me dog, the only manly wrestling is greco-roman.

>>56715204
>>56715213
What the fuck, they're not even talking about the company

>>56715272
It was a publicity stunt, wasn't it?

When I hear phrases from them like
>"Centered around safety"
>"The good of all mankind"

That shit sends a chill down my spine

>>56715279
>Apple is going to crab as they try to buy back their stock is my guess,
Yeah I was thinking they'd go into more debt to buy back stock, considering they're low cost of capital.

>>56715268
You are so talented. The amount of intelligence and thought that you put behind your posts amazes me every time.

what is a "good" stock to start buying for covered calls ?
Assuming I have 1k to 1.5k to work with?

>>56715294
AI safety is a meme. We have fucking nukes that can obliterate the planet 10 times over yet these retards are scared to death about the possibility of a logical thinking machine that hates niggers.

>>56715312
Don't worry bb. I know that I am the pillar that supports the foundation of /smg/

>>56715334
Weren't you going to make another SMG update before the end of the week?

>futures

>>56715294
Not giving oligarchs control over every single aspect of your life is dangerous to Our Democracy you antisemitic CHUD.

>>56715334
>Sunday evening
>no smg update
What the fuck man

>futures

> futes

>futures

>>56715339
>>56715350
Calm down chuds. Updates will come out on Mondays now. There will be a fresh update tomorrow. My wife and child.insist.

>>56715327
It's just another buzzword, without any explanations in detail of what they mean, or what specific actions are taken in the name of "safety."
Everything is a gigantic psyops, and it's all hidden in how they use the language.

>It's safe and effective!

>>56715327
KEK, and the funniest thing is that the military is so fucking pozzed about upgrading/updating their nuke infrastructure that shit still runs on floppy disks and shit from the 70s.

>>56714876
Im a WMT wagie and get it 15% matched. Otherwise Im looking at commodities and fixed income
Construction aggregates like VCM and HCMLY, uranium, Altria and Takeda pharm

Anyone trading Forex too?

>>56715383
Manual shit isn't hackable and is probably safer.

>>56715279
>They were correct then as well
>they were correct
>does 340% instead
Pretty sure they were wrong.

>he won and Argentina will now dollarize

Tech trannies get what they FUCKING DESERVE.

>>56715414
Amazing, mazel tov!

>>56715414
Buenos Aires here I come. Can he abolish the income tax already...

>>56715408
COVID happened. If you go back and look at the market in 2019 we were not doing that great. COVID and the resulting real estate boom and everything else with meme money, supply chain issues, etc. We inflated the problem 10 fold.

>>56715414
More countries will probably follow
EU learned from USA to install puppet regimes
USA learned from EU to centralize currency for monetary policy and control over puppet regimes

>zoomers will never get to experience the limp Bizkit era
Lol. Lmao even.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=z3JmMF6dGGk&si=Dov0x4_Z9v5mbVbl

>>56715414
>Didn't go to voot today
>Took the doggos for a walk instead
>Now we have a gigajew lapdog as a president
>(???)
>Another Argentinian president puts everything in the country for sale

>>56715449
Hopefully they're South American countries, tired of dealing with pajeets over the phone.

>>56715414
how would this be bullish for me, an american taxpayer who doesnt want to have to babysit some failing sudaca shithole?

>>56715464
Probably, USA has most puppets in SA

>>56715269
silicon valley will crash tomorrow
>>56715294
just sounds like techbros vastly overestimating their importance in the world.

>>56715466
Decreasing inflation, any import and export Argentina now goes trough US Dollars.

>>56715476
>It already did
>If he stabilizes the economy local holdings of dollars will decrease, central bank holdings of dollars might increase
It's not gonna move the dollar

>>56714514
I mean, they paid $10B. If Sam leaves and takes the top talent with him, that's not a great look for Microsoft. They don't even use Teams, they fired Sam over Google Meet, lol

>>56715448
>look at the market in 2019
Apple did 86% in 2019. And 2014-2019 they did 270%.

>>56715414
Based.
BRICS and seething commies both utterly BTFO.

>>56715486
I would not say it's a massive factor.
But it definitely contributes.
I think more countries will follow and its impact will be multiplied.
If half EU drops Euro in favor of national currencies you don't think the EU markets would respond drastically?

convince me to not dump 50% of my account in HISA etfs or similar shit
the bipolar market mood is getting to me

>>56715509
Only 2 countries in Europe support the Euro, France and Germany. Both are totally controlled by the global elites (Germany being neutered and cucked in every way possible since 45 with signs it's only worsening). France is run by an actual Rotschild lackey. None of the periphreal countries benefit by dumping the Euro. Italians, Spaniards, and Greks would all have to go back to work

>>56715533
Right but that is not my question.
My question is if you think EU markets wouldn't respond drastically to half of the member nations be it spain, greece, italy would drop euros in favor of national currencies?

I don't think this will happen, just saying, if it was to happen. Would markets not respond in a dramatic way?

>>56714872
>>56714854
>really not safe
>a load of bullshit
Yeah, except after a decade of study you can compare it to the safety of being a fatty tub tub and it's pretty clear which is the more dangerous and expensive route.

>>56715555
I don't think the PIIGS can afford to drop the euro they'll go bankrupt. Nice digits.

imagine having to take medicine every day with potential health risks instead of just cutting your calories LOL

>>56715555
Yeah the Dax would be >10%
Cock40 too
In a vacuum
But the national bonds would go to shit immediately which would probably lead to a bunch of banks defaulting and could create a depression.

>>56715510
Invest in Eastern Poland. Buy ticker EPOL.

>>56714770
VZ C WBA TGT MMM

You have no idea how short I am.

>>56715581
Cool it with the anti-semitism...

>>56715587
Did someone say Poland?

>>56714770
real estate especially with rates peaking/coming down

Will this board ever not be 99% crypto

>>56715490
Bearish for Zoom desu

>>56715616
Only if there is an influx of heterosexuals, in which case it will become a BOIL/KOLD/UNG board.

>>56715616
maybe when the owner of this site realizes that crypto is nothing but pajeets scamming each other

>>56715616
It was founded as a crypto containment board. /smg/ are the Israeli settlers trying to take over.

>>56715635
Maybe he does realize that and thinks that is great.

>>56715616
No, because crypto is easier to interact with, has less restrictions, rules and the gains can be much higher than what stock guys shoot for. In stocks, you're doing great if you're getting 12% a year. In crypto, 12%/yr is considered terrible.

>>56715635
Would be nice if they banned shilling threads.

Oilbros we're back

>>56715616
If we had flags many of the issues would be fixed.

>>56715559
Ok. Show me the people that can afford paying $12k a year for it?

>>56715616
Flags would help

>>56715664
https://www.tlc.com/shows/my-600-lb-life

>>56715637
if we don't do it they will send someone else

>futures

>>56715616
I really wish there were generals for different sectors, and sqt generals for different trading platforms.
>>56715637
KEK
>>56715662
>>56715665
Yeah

C3.ai

>>56714412
Well during covid I cut it myself. Luckily I had a pair of clippers already. (10 years old but hey it worked and all the attachments were in the box). Figured WTH if I fucked it up nobody but my wife would really notice. Since I'm uh bald already the actual cutting process was quick. I was tempted to just buzz it all, go totally bald headed but I didn't. Figured that was to big a shock to see in the mirror. And no, I didn't cut my Wife's hair. She wouldn't let me. Even though I didn't fuck up mine she wouldn't let me do hers.

>>56715684
>Platinum
>Palladium
>Nat gas
All eating shit AGAIN

>>56715325
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP

>futes

>>56715662
crypto as own board would clean biz out instantly

>>56715414
so does this mean the demand for USD will go up and my USD becomes more valuable?

>>56715727
We can only dream...

>>56715701
I'd help you but you posted a disgusting negress. The world is already an ugly enough place without you shitting on it like that.

>>56715733
Only at the margins. You'd want to look at >>56714744 and >>56714791

There are two types of people that exist in /smg/. Those that accept Christ and those who don't. Don't be on the wrong side.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ufS8-zW3Ugg&si=f5IZdPzK9ptZFsiW

>>56715772
I sometimes feel like Job in this market. How long until I make it? Why is it always someone else's investment that moons? Any thoughts on that Rabbi?

>>56715733
I'd expect it to act as a sort of hedge against the dollar falling, as I suspect we're securing precious metals that China has said they won't export to us and we've cucked out of mining our own supply because EPA bullshit and global warming.

>>56715761
To be honest I'll probably sell down my Argentina exposure if we get a 10-20% pump. Realistically, the most immediate change will be closing of the blue dollar loopholes.
Anyone suddenly excited to take a vacation to Argentina is an idiot because prices are about to start rising in USD terms. Collapsing foreign currencies are a positive as an american tourist.
Real estate might see a more sustained pump, if it becomes more accessible to foreign inflows once capital controls are removed.

I've inherited some money, and I don't need any of it immediately or anything. would putting it all into IVV be stupid? should I get some percentage in bonds too? and if so what do I get for bonds?

>>56715414

It seems when there is a plan to implement something eventually in the US they test it out in these 2nd tier economies first to see how it goes and learn lessons.

They desperately want to do austerity in the US (by gutting SS, not raising taxes ofc lol) but they know they need a veneer of a more palatable ideology to sell it, so libertarianism might be allowed a few victories like this. If there's a jobs boom and lower inflation due to an influx of foreign investment, then people won't be so mad about losing welfare.

This will either attract a lot of foreign capital to ARGT or else, if it isn't part of the script ARGT will be made an example.

>>56715068
Fuck off we're full.
Dumb spic.

>>56715996
S&P is fine yes, can also buy an entire american market one and global too since S&P is only 50%

>>56715996
Build a bond ladder and begin rotating into Indices after March.

>>56715996

>>56716038
idk what this means
>>56716051
so what ETFs does this translate into, idk anything about anything

I’m buying more tomorrow.

>>56715996
Put a small portion of what you put into bonds into gold. Like no more than 5% of the total portfolio.
>>56716038
This is basically right. Just buy a bunch of 3 month treasury bills right now and then start dollar cost averaging into IVV after March.

>>56716110
.......more eastern poland?

>>56715996
Consider 5-10% into physical gold to hedge against lost decades. My personal unlimited time horizon portfolio is 80% S&P500 index fund, 10% gold, and 10% money market.

>>56715996

If you know what's good for you stay the fuck away from bonds. The decades-long bond bull market is done until the US resolves its debt situation. They cannot afford to pay you a positive real yield, so you won't be getting one. It doesn't matter what the rates are. If rates are 10% inflation will be 15% and you will lose 5%.

With bonds there is only tactical, short term trades betting on bear rallies or trying to capture the moment the Fed does YCC. But this is not for the passive investor.

Almost everything else will be fine over time if properly diversified.

>>56716081
>so what ETFs does this translate into, idk anything about anything
ETFs are trash, they have decay and high cost.

>>56716051
Or just 100% into Apple and outperform this.

>>56716191
If you say 100% AAPL, I say why not 100% AAPU? If you say why not 100% AAPU, I say why not 100% AAPL LEAPS?

>>56716172
Yeah I didn't think I needed to qualify that but obviously stay the fuck away from anything maturing more than a year out.

>>56716189
are you retarded

>>56715334
>>56715376
>>56715458
>>56715772
>deletes my youtube comment
you fat sack of shit. Are you upset that you are being called out for NEVER FUCKING MENTIONING ANYTHING TO DO WITH STOCKS/ETFs, OR ANY OF THOSE THINGS WE TALK ABOUT IN THE THREAD!!!
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT???
LOLOL I BET YOU WILL NOW!!!! $10000000000000000000000000 SAYS YOU'LL START MENTIONING THINGS IN YOUR NEXT PITIFUL UPDATE!
I'm preparing to replace you, fatso.
Oh, and just like my youtube comment said:
BUY TLT AND TMF YOU FUCKING NIGGER

ooh my broker got new charts. looks more like tradingviews.

how exciting

>>56716213
Show me an ETF play that doesn't just short a pair.

>BTFP has only gone up since inception
>Set to expire about when RRP drains out
Jerome is renewing this in March right bank bros??

>>56716242
Rocker does a mix of community updates and
stock picking though. That's his schtick.

As for his picks in last week's update, if you run the numbers, as of Friday's close/now, he actually went 0/7. A perfect inverse.

>>56716274
>As for his picks in last week's update, if you run the numbers, as of Friday's close/now, he actually went 0/7. A perfect inverse.
Keking

I have $11k in cash from selling a little while back
Should I put it all in on NVDA calls?

>>56715414
He glows pretty hard

>>56716259
$112b is chump change

>>56716258
I think you replied to the wrong comment frendo

>>56716284
NVDA is already priced like its Q2 sales will continue. Beating very high expectations enough to survive IV crush seems unlikely. Rather just buy shares.

>>56716300
How are ETFs not trash?

big tech, megacap, spx, ndx...
all pointing to more upside...
insane

>>56716291
Argentinians are so down bad, selling kidneys might be a really good idea for them.

>>56716317
do you mean like compared to mutual funds or what

>>56716317
We make good money with them you water head baby.

For me? It’s CHWY

>>56716317
Read this amigo
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/etf.asp

>>56714988
>being paid dividends with your own investment dollars
You'll lose money on it no matter the price.

>>56715414
he looks like he's the singer of a fall out boy copycat who had one song hit the top 100 for about a week then no one heard from them again.

>>56716258
VT

>>56716338
I know what ETFs are. They're for robinhood niggers that can't manage a portfolio.
>>56716367
Just buy the S&P

>>56716382
so VOO

made changes to my brokers desktop app. i had decent settings before but i improved them little

few minor things left perhaps but fun

>>56716414
which brokerage?

>>56716382
>They're for robinhood niggers that can't manage a portfolio.
you can't say this without posting your own portfolio and how its beaten the market

>>56716430
ibbros the trader workstation

i use robinhood, hbu guys?

>>56716450

I thought America holiday was bullish. Why are futures red ?

>>56716444
IBKR?

>>56716442
>you can't say this without posting your own portfolio and how its beaten the market
I'm buying $60k of SAVE tomorrow if the money has transfered (says it has). I've been cash all year and didn't think about getting back into the market until I started lurking this general a couple of weeks ago so I don't get taken for a ride. I've traded ETFs before, stocks, but never played with options. Thinking about paper trading them but need to look up some tutorials for ToS as it's been a while.

>>56716450
meta trader 4

>>56716274
I've been watching since day 1. I don't need a QRD.
>A perfect inverse.
He virtually never posts, so tacitly has no idea wtf to even talk about. Anything he mentions is just a quick skim of what's mentioned *THAT HOUR*, in /smg/. So it's not surprise it's 0/7.
The scoopsies thing is so fucking tired, too...

>>56716476
This is a bot that is scraping smg lmao

>>56716476
bro just dca into VTI or VT

>>56716472
yup. ts started jewing with watch lists so i added current tickers to ib.

>>56714461
Indoor climbing. There are girls.

>>56716484
> le doomer
> le bot

I am sick of this shit

Is it over for me?

>>56716534
Why, anon? What's wrong?

This year, Black Friday will happen on Black Friday.

>>56716535
The delta here says... https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/SPY/volatility-greeks?expiration=2023-12-01-w

You got a 39% chance of not having it plunge to 0.

>>56714412
>tfw bald

>>56716545
This year it's actually renamed African-American Friday. And, yes, all retailers are required to offer BIPOCs 100% discounts.

>>56716291
>he doesn't leverage up 100x on human transplant futures
what are you some kind of commie?

>>56716557
Stunning and brave.

>>56714412
I do cut my own and save 200$ a year ye.

>>56716557
>And, yes, all retailers are required to offer BIPOCs 100% discounts

If you hate uranium now, you'll hate it even more when the spot price is at $300, Cameco is at $200 and URA is at $90 a couple of years from now.

I look at it like this; This has better odds of winning than say rolling into the "stock of the week" and watching "them" manipulate the hell outta it up/down while your twiddling your thumbs. With this it's two choices; the top end of 29.80 a share or the bottom, a big fat zero. That's it. All hangs on what a single Judge decides. That's much better than watching the stock be shoved around by "them" isn't it?

>>56715283
its not gay if its your bro's dick and balls obv
I thought all you zoomers were basically gay bottoms anyway

>>56716620
when's the judgement and should I buy calls that expire this week?

I shall invest in Turkey. Their currency is dirt cheap and the kebab is a legendary meal.

>this dude just won Argentina

>>56716613
Raise the motherfucking power

>>56716557
>And, yes, all retailers are required to offer BIPOCs 100% discounts
Always has been, it's just been accelerating.

>>56716613
I'll be loading up on some soon.

>>56716634
That's a gamble.

>>56716627
Judge said he felt he "had an obligation" to rule before EOY, but that was before a slight delay. So over/under right now is February.

>>56716620
I'm just going to buy it and put a trailing stop and let it ride. I expect to get stopped out at a few points on the way up to 24, and will buy back in, but that's my target. Then I turtle in cash until the second quarter.

>>56716634
>Down 94% since '08
So what is going to stop the downtrend that has been going on, since '08?

>>56714402
>Why didn't you invest in Eastern Poland
I am investing in Poland. Presumably Eastern Poland as well.

I have been holding the EPOL Poland ETF for three months and received a 27% return on investment. Its PE ratio is very affordable compared to the US and Germany, and the moving averages on all time frames are still bullish. It is a great country to invest in.

>>56716620
Course if those people from WSB decided to do the shoving to the sky by all means let them. Hey if via shoving or a deal the stock price hits 29.80 makes no difference to me cause I'm walking with a sack of green either way.

You bought puts, right?

>>56716913
on my dreams?

>>56714402
Anyone else here just a normal human being with moderate success?
I've been investing in high yield ETFs & S&P 500.
Going to put some in QQQ.
Is there a single person here that's normal and not shilling some weird stock/shit-coin?

100% Bull Mode investor here.

>>56715510
ill prob do that with my savings, the fund i'm looking at yields more than any other HISA I can find. I've maxed out my tax-free account so ill just let the rest sit and collect 5%

>>56716957
UPRO

>>56716985
This but UPRO calls.

>>56716957

>>56714461
How about talking about investments online with friends?

I make over 2700 a month in dividends from just investing in normal high yield ETFS.
You have a similar goal? My goal is to retire when dividends reach 10k a month.

>>56716997
Damn, this is some high end AI art.
I especially like the BK hat and oil rigs.
I'm not a boomer though. Just boomer style investing.

Uranium.

>>56717044
>not nooticing the pterodactyls
I smell a
NO
BOIL
NIGGER

>>56717059
I've seen it being shilled for months now, I expect it to bounce and keep going up. Mining in general is facing a lot of litigation due to the Democrate policy.

>>56714461
Shooting pool. You can hustle people when you get good enough.

>>56715474
Why do you retards think this will drag down tech? Openai is a non profit, kek.

>>56717084
>"Democrate" policy.
The Democrats are shilling a tripling of nuclear power world wide by 2050 in 9 more days.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-14/us-uk-to-push-pledge-to-triple-nuclear-power-by-2050-at-cop28

>>56717199
The jew flipflop on nuclear is moderately enraging.

>>56717199
I saw the typo after I posted, originally I had it plural.
They've been associating it with Climate Change bullshit for so long, and got Germany and other EU nations to close their plants, reducing need. Short squeeze via policy litigation. These people are corrupt. Like the natgas pipelines across the EU or outside Israel.

Guys I’ve been gambling in high yield dividend stocks. My 4k portfolio earns around $200 a month. I’m up $116 in price.

Tell me why I shouldn’t keep doing this?

>growth

>>56717251
>and got Germany and other EU nations to close their plants, reducing need
This is true, but they did this to cripple the German and EU economy for at least the next 25 years. Anti-nuclear was psyop, with world leaders around the world nodding their heads and goading Germany on in its plans to denuclearize. The German Greens were easy to dupe. Imagine if Germany had a solid nuclear reactor fleet still in play today, they would be a serious industrial threat to the rest of the world. But with the price electricity skyrocketing in Germany, and companies like BASF, KBL and others shutting down operations in Germany permanently, they've completely wrecked their future.

Meanwhile, everyone from Trudeau in Canada to the oil barons of Saudi Arabia are going full bore to build out new nuclear capacity.

>>56717297
Because people who do 0dte spreads will beat you everyday of the month every month

>>56717329
I agree. Been tracking this for years listening to the No Agenda Podcast. They track oil in an interesting way, the world economy in general for that matter.

>futures

>>56717297
Give tickers and any particular methodology.

Bonds?

>>56716913
Yes, but maybe not enough.

>>56717379
Money market funds.

>>56717059
>Nasdaq Priced in Uranium

>BREAKING: PRESIDENT BIDEN DEPLOYING C-130S TO THE FUTURES EXCHANGE

>>56717379
A gamble on QE. Which, at that point, why wouldn't you invest in ARKK calls or something.

>>56717329
I told German anon who posts here this, anyone with half a brain is leaving Germany. It's sad to see but Germany has got some serious brain drain going on in a bad way.

>>56717373
My fav is tsly. My cost average is 10.90 and the last dividends have all been between .50-58 cents. Also NVDY, and others. This bitch ran up to $17 when tsly was near $300 and crashed down to 11 when tsly hit 190. It’s risky but I’m still green and get $140-150 from it monthly

They’re single stock ETFs that will fuck your if you buy high buy get in low and it’s free money

>>56714709
I’m here every day and have no idea what this sister fucking is about…

>Single FAGTMAN stock covered call ETFs

>>56717059
>he isn’t trading the Nasdaq to basedbean ratio

>>56717440
>sister mating general meme emerges
>AI
>sam altman AI meme man
>sister fucker
>AI moons
>people learn he is a sister fucker
>AI craters

>>56717440
An anon or two mentioned having carnal relations with their sisters. Everyone just piled on for the meme.

That said, it's a good way to keep wealth in the family.

>>56717498
>That said, it's a good way to keep wealth in the family.
Bit more difficult with modern disclosure agreements.

Why don't teams just milk the last three minutes by running around in the backfield and fumbling out of bounds?

>>56717477
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>>56714709
This still seems like way too much of a coincidence to me how some "anon" admits to fucking his sister and then the meme takes off right before Altman sister thing...

>>56717415
Kick ass. Maybe it was you but TSLY was mentioned a good bit maybe a few weeks or couple of months or so ago.

A few things to note about the Save-Jlbu trial. They tried to do a deal with the Govt before the trial started. Said; "we'd be willing to give up so and so routes,etc" to make this work. Govt said "Fuck you, we're going to court". Both Save and JBlu have already sold/divested routes,etc to other airlines in an attempt to appease the Govt. Govt has still said "Fuck you". It's not about the routes in and of themselves JBlu wants. Its all about the airplanes and maintenance staff,equipment,hangers SAVE has and the planes SAVE has on order. They can't buy them/lease them anyplace else cheaper than this other than by buying SAVE. All these attempts to work with the Govt go a long way with the Judge. Will show that they're trying to work it out. V.S someone just going to court saying "Fuck you we aren't compromising anything".

>>56717329
>germany getting cucked and humiliated again
uhhh ww3 bros?

>>56717574
will never happen as long as I continue to hold oil stocks

>>56717557
News faggots sluethe here all that time. Russian MOD was taking coordinates from /pol/ for airstrikes in Syria. This is a magical place.

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>>56717591
lol

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