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It's my birthday today. How should I celeberate financially?

>> No.56779317

>>56779276
order your favorite food

>> No.56779319

Get some booze, good food and call in sick tomorrow

>> No.56779340

>>56779276
Have a wank on a five pound note

>> No.56779421
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>>56779276
fuck many whores
do many drugs
and drink many drinks

>> No.56779635

>>56779276
Go for a curry and beers and get merry

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>>56779276
happy birthday

>> No.56779702

>>56779276
Coke and hookers. Or just coke and squeezing your noodle for 16 hours in your bedroom.

>> No.56779706

>>56779276
happy bday fren!

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>>56779276
Happy Birthday anon.

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Happy Birthday!

>> No.56780780

>>56779276
happy birthday, anon. wagmi today

>> No.56780786

>>56779276
Happy Birthday

>> No.56780804

>>56779276
happy bday fren :)

>> No.56781791
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Order a large pizza, a 2 liter coke, a cake, kick back relax and play some Blocklords then watch a movie. Finally smoke weed and masturbate one or two times, then go to sleep.
That's how I'd celebrate anyways. No party btw that's gay normie shit.
Happy birthday OP.

If you insist on the financial part, buy $BTC and blow on it, it'll be your lucky dca.

>> No.56781804

>>56779319
>>56779421
>>56780780
>>56780786
>>56780804
>>56781791
bunch of faggots in this board.
its your birthday? take a cold shower. ice cold. 120 push ups, 200 squats, lift 80 kg MINIMUM for an hour. read a book and subscribe to hustler's university for a year. get on that grinset anon time is diluting between your fingers.

>> No.56781807

>>56779276
Happy birthday fren!

>> No.56781808

>Financially
Pay for an Adulttime subscription for like $6 dollars or something like that. You can pay with a gift card. Best porn I've watched in a long time.

>> No.56781815

>no cringe tacky "buy chainlink to celebrate sirs ! chainlink score !" itt besides me pointing it out because im a faggot
/biz/ is healing.

>> No.56781829

>>56781804
Wrong board fitbro, keep looking.

>> No.56781835

>>56781815
Fuck chainlink buy my toads

>> No.56781844

>>56781808
can get a sub for 12 czech porn sites for half as that.

>> No.56781851

>>56779276
If you're a man and it's your birthday and you feel like
>it's your special day

you should unironically KYS

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It's also my birthday
I'm just a poor old white boomer, nobody loves me.

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>>56781791
Playing vidya on your birthday feels so justified. It's incredibly satisfactory
>No horrible existential dread over feeling like you are 'wasting your time'
>No horrible sensation of 'fuck i must go to work tomorrow again and repeat the cycle' (you probably must but you'll feel alright cuz ur birthday was the day before)
It's great.

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>>56781804
is paying 50 dollars every single month to your virtual father figure to teach you the very basics of copywriting (to compete against ai and pajeets) a good investment decision?

>> No.56781866

>>56781791
>blocklords
web3 gaming snoozefest

>> No.56781873

>>56781791
fuck normie shit i want gay party