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Santa Rally Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.56835120
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>>56835111
>Santa Rally
CHECKED

>> No.56835128

Fuck it:

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

!!!

Verification not required.

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>>56835103
There is also this alternative. I cannot, of course, tell you which one is true.

>> No.56835134

HO HO HO

>> No.56835137

>>56835132
Newer ones have a tiny date hidden in the top right corner

>> No.56835145

Have I missed the boat on uranium

>> No.56835150

>>56835145
I shit you not, in my MSN feed today was Cramer loving UEC.

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>>56835145
Pretty much. Unless we have a recession and the stocks dump ~70%. Nice digits.

>> No.56835154

>>56835145
Just buy URNJ and chill

>> No.56835156

>>56835145
People bailed on a lot of it yesterday to chase yellow rocks instead of green rocks, but the fundamentals haven't really changed https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true

And you may very well see end of year window dressing drive up CCJ.

That said: >>56835150

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Watching the Christmas parade from my apartment. It's refreshing. Small town USA getting together and supporting small business and white communities under the umbrella of Christ. This is what they took from you. Never forget.

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f u c k

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>>56835153
Ahh I'm too sleepy was looking at OPs digits nice digits >>56835111

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>>56835162
Cozy.

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>>56835180
Santa Claus came to Tecumseh

>> No.56835189

>>56835111
>trips
it's going to be a GREEN christmas

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>>56835169
Am I retarded for not feeling the euphoria?

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>>56835120
SANTA RALLY!!!

>> No.56835197

>>56835192
What's your portfolio? Holdings and weights.

>> No.56835199
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>>56835190
Love it.

>> No.56835204

>>56835111
I need to find my santa caps.
Me and my girlfrind both had one, idk what to do with the second one.

>> No.56835212 [DELETED] 

2nd for BOIL

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>>56835197
I flat out refuse to sell for less than Buffet's preferred strike price. It will go back up.

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>>56835111
>https://www.newsweek.com/texas-secession-question-2024-ballot-1848890
probably nothingburger but 60% of texans supported secession in 2022, and the fact that biden wants to pass a bill to directly siphon our tax dollars to the israelis might tip people over the edge.

>> No.56835251

AUVI
>AUVI
AUVI
>AUVI

>> No.56835256

>>56835237
If they do secede and kick the Mexicans out I would pay money to move there.

>> No.56835265

>>56835233
I thought Buffett gave up on OXY? In any case, oil's gonna be dead money as long as the camel jockeys let Gaza be steamrolled. Maybe peel off a couple bucks for degen gambling on MARA during its next pullback or SAVE.

>>56835251
No one gives a shit about this pneumonia thing. Sorry, bro.

>> No.56835279

>>56835265
No, he had been selling CVX instead to raise cash.

>> No.56835291

>>56835192
>euphoria
*irrational exuberance

>> No.56835297

>>56835190
He knows about Scoops.

>> No.56835339

>>56835251
How many fucking penny stocks are you jeets going to shill in a day?

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>>56835339
Way too many...

>> No.56835386

>>56835339
Every one I'm holding you little nigger bitch.

>> No.56835387
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I know poem anon will be back. I trust him. You don't deserve him.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=L0DAqQ7FP2w&si=Wum0zJxOT7AHtXij

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>>56835387
Mr. Rockerfeller when can we expect a new video? It's hard to generate alpha without your financial guidance.

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>>56835426
I already have an episode queued up. You all just have to bring poem anon back

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My thanks to whichever retard here told me to buy MARA a month ago you glorious asshole

>> No.56835452

>Reverse Repo fell ~$110 Billion today

ruh roh

>>56835426
That webm would be a 10/10 if her tits are bigger than the head

>> No.56835459
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Is Horizon Zero Dawn worth 13 bucks?

>> No.56835468

>>56835162
Can’t stop looking at this. We need to bring it back.

>> No.56835474

>>56835459
Play Armored Core 6 instead.

>> No.56835481

>>56835459
No.

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>>56835481

>> No.56835495

>>56835459
no

>> No.56835506

>>56835474
Unironically the game of the year.

>> No.56835517

>>56835103
>Remotely viewed brokerages
and I'm not even at the bottom yet...

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>>56835111
MARAchads, we're trending again.

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>>56835111
Greetings, /smg/. Give me your best ideas for a long-term diversified portfolio plan. I want to gradually set one up for my bewildered parents instead of hiring an advisor. I probably need to do this for myself as well, instead of speculating all the time like I've been doing.

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Zestimates are so very funny
A person will put up a home that is dramatically over priced, and the zestimate will knock like only 5-10% as a warning to be polite
but you look at the history chart and you see this..
There are some retard flippers trying to sell shit on the buttfucking poor side of town that are in for a reality check

>> No.56835608

>>56835578
Tickers NIG and GERS.

>> No.56835623
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>>56835506
RUSTED PRIIIIIIDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkGcXc4XeIA

>> No.56835644

>>56835578
Vti
Avuv
Emerging market if you want it
Developed market ex us if you want it
Bond allocation based on risk tolerance(typically 60% stock 40%bond)

>> No.56835658

>>56835588
That looks like land that was purchased, and then a house built or moved onto it.

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>>56835446
You're welcome.
The target is $180 by EoY 2024.

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>>56835658

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>>56835111
The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC / Germany
Nevada Exploration NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0
Discovery Harbour DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0
Cortus Metals CRTS.v / CRTTF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

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>>56835588
That's no joke. Was looking at buying a house in my hometown to park some of my cash. Shitty no name town with a population of 700. Closest grocery store is 45 minutes drive one way. See "new construction" listed. I start going through the photos, it's a trailer house on 2 acres. All for a measly 350k. Pic related is another house for sale in the same town. 100k on less than an acre.

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>>56835700

Backed by the Higgs brothers, Nevada Exploration (NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0) holds a sprawling package of prospective greenfield gold properties in one of the most prolific gold producing areas on the planet -- Nevada. Following years of chasing anomalies in groundwater, Nevada Exploration has disposed of it's old leadership, cleaned up its share structure and is poised to enter the new gold bull run with a clean slate. Noted mining pundit Eric Coffin said Dennis Higgs "is a very good promoter and, yeah, knows where the bodies are buried when it comes to getting a market to move." When the market is ready, and, make no mistake, they will know, the Higgs brothers will pump Nevada Exploration to the moon.

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>>56835700
Discovery Harbour Resources (DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0) is an explorer backed by mine builder Richard Gilliam, who founded Cumberland Resources which was ultimately bought out by Massey Energy for $960,000,000. The company is currently in negotiations to acquire its new project. Indications are promising that Discovery Harbour is close to pulling off a major coup in the sector, as its share price has risen 80% in recent weeks. Gilliam owns a third of the company's shares and is poised to benefit from the tight share structure once it steps back in to the arena.

>> No.56835736

tfw stocks

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>>56835700
A company of the prolific Metals Group, Cortus Metals (CRTS.v / CRTTF) is a prospect generator with a juicy suite of strategically located gold prospects throughout northern Nevada. Cortus began publicly trading toward the end of the last gold bull run, but has suffered on account of arriving too late. The company has been preserving it's capital and laying low, ready to pounce once the inevitable flurry of chasers come looking for a project to lease from Cortus. Their projects include everything from drill-ready to Greenfield's, one of which has recently been joint ventured by a private mining firm. Priced right, Cortus is sure to be a multibaggers in the forthcoming bull market.

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>>56835700
Buy SHOT

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>>56835700
Get the fuck in here. By the time the msm pumps this it will be 90% over.

>> No.56835760

Niggers

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>>56835700
Apologize to these men.

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Woooo, what a week. So many small caps running and bounce trade opportunities!

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>>56835805
Verification not sneeded

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>>56835805
One of the cleanest premarket setups in a while. Stair stepping on up.

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>futures

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>>56835831
>futures
damn

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>>56835387
I nootice you don't trade anymore.

>> No.56835883

Just thought of a way to save some money.
>create LLC to be money manager company
>'hire' LLC to manage my finances, including doing things like my shopping
>LLC purchases everything wholesale, as it's for a business.
>LLC 'sells' it back to me (not sure if charging a vig is worth it, I think there's probably some pro-bono/donation racket I can work in here)
>???
>PROFIT

thoughts? It's basically a way for me to buy food and other staples cheaper, I can write off my time and vehicle and mileage/gas, etc. Basically I exist as a tax haven to myself. It can't be that easy, can it?

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WE ARE GETTING OVERRUN WITH PENNY STOCK JEETS

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>>56835885
I can't believe the extent we are frontrunning a return to QE

>> No.56835911

>>56835885
That's the only place to make money. Large caps have run as far as they can. Fucking retard.

>> No.56835920
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>>56835885
Top
>>56835904
Signal

>> No.56835928

>>56835885
AQB might not be a bad buy. I think the bottom is in :)

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>>56835928
It did go up 14% today...

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>>56835904

>> No.56835965
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>>56835885
Large Caps are working too.
Verification once again not sneeded

>> No.56835973

>>56835707
Holy fuck this shit sucks for that price.

>> No.56835982

>>56835920
>NOT SMALL CAPS
>PENNY STOCKS
FUCK U JEET

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>>56835965
Another one that's working.

>> No.56836003

>>56835578
Never bet against America, especially over the long term. 100% UPRO

>> No.56836016

>>56835578
>>56836003
this but SSO

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>>56835885
>>56835928
AQB is a trash meme. This economy runs on memes, especially cool memes. It's a cool economy that's cooling and still getting cooler. So let me take you to school home slice and shill you a cool penny stock. I'm talking about SPCE here. It's owned by Richard Branson, as seen on Jeffrey Epstein's island club house for cool kids and cool ideas, so you know he can tap into the vein of investors to keep this gem going for practical applications in space and defense. You would have to be a dork to miss out on this.

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>>56836035
>This economy runs on memes

>> No.56836063

>>56836052
Prove me wrong. Even the currency we use is a meme and the USD is the biggest and greenest Pepe on earth.

>> No.56836067

>>56836063
I'm not debating you, just posting memes

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Fuck Bloomberg, fucking scumbags. This is why I bought calls this morning

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It's literally over tomorrow, isn't it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnVlN327sn0

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>>56836149
market's closed tomorrow my friend, we get 2 more days of rest until it's really over

>> No.56836185

>>56835848
Whoever invented the giant cow brush is a truly wonderful person.

>> No.56836189

>>56836035
>>56835928
Honestly, despite the meme I was thinking about buying AQB as a very long hold. With (((global warming))), Maine's coasts are not cold enough to support their traditional shrimp farms or some shit. So if you think about it, between that an pollution, aquaculture might be a growing sector in the future (I'm thinking 5-15 years down the line here)

>> No.56836201

>>56836149
Monday it's all over.

>> No.56836280

>>56836149
Always has been

>> No.56836354

>>56836189
I want to believe. I'm the anon who sent them harassing and insulting voicemails and emails and posted them here. Why the fuck can't they get more fucking fish to market? I'm genuinely curious. Canada has lax labeling laws. They can just label it as fish. No problems. Do it faggots. Make a fucking profit. I have received no response despite me emailing this to everyone in the company email directory.

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>BREAKING: PRESIDENT BIDEN DEPLOYING BALLISTIC MISSILE SUBMARINES TO THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE

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>>56835339
>>56835982
>>56835885
>jeet
dhr nge crts shill here
show white hands

>> No.56836431

>>56835848
What breed of Angus is this?
t. raised black and red Angus as a kid

>> No.56836432

>>56836354
Imagine declaring your warehouse as a farmland REIT because it has a fucking salmon pond inside it

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>>56836016
>SSO
this but QLD

>> No.56836448

>>56835883
There's probably an "arm's length" clause in the tax rules

>> No.56836459

>>56836448
So open another LLC? Worked for all of those companies in that office in Deleware from the Panama Papers, and Biden's family business.

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fookin open the markets, we got green dildos to stare at, no homo
santa rally
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>>56835608
>>56836003
>>56836016
Thanks, wise anons. On Monday I will put my savings and all of my parents' fortune into 45% UPRO and 45% SSO, with the remainder going into leveraged calls on GER and NIG, as recommended. Just the sort of sound advice I have learned to expect from this excellent general.

>> No.56836510

sell everything

>> No.56836528

God I hope gold miners pump. Could use some nice volatility for my JNUG/JDST short both pair trade.

>> No.56836530

this is financial advice

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at least my pennyscam makes money supposedly

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>>56835707
350k? Best I can do is a puddle.

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>>56836504
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701
it's real, if you have the balls for it
otherwise you can just straight index invest with no leverage
or you can stock pick Peter Lynch style

>> No.56836580

>>56836504
>GER
no no, you're about to get your parents rekt, it's GERS, GERS, 60 NIG, 40 GERS.

>> No.56836593

>>56836580
My mistake. Thank you.

>> No.56836594

>>56836504
I mean I wouldn't all in now I'd buy over the next year or two to average in

>> No.56836599

>>56835145
No. It's literally a crab asset. Every 6-10 months it pumps, then dumps, then crabs, then pumps again. I've seen this same post for 3 years now every few months.

>> No.56836601

>>56835192
You are, yes. Even if nothing else, stocks always retrace at the end of the year as businesses shuffle portfolios and take losses/gains.

>> No.56836606

>>56835233
>just dump 400k into one asset, bro
Smartest /biz/ poster.

>> No.56836609

>>56836593
Well, I need to update because I see you want to take the other suggestions too, so make that 13% NIG, 53% GERS, and that leaves you room for those also.

>> No.56836615

>>56835256
Cuckxas has always been civnat because a quarter of the population are white-spic mixes.

>> No.56836642 [DELETED] 

I went all in on SQQQ
Fuck Mumus

>> No.56836652
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>>56836606
OK, challenge for you, /smg/. You have to all-in one asset. No SPY/QQQ broad index bullshit. What do you go with?

>> No.56836660

>>56836652
NVDEF

>> No.56836668

>>56836652
CWCO if the time frame is forever

>> No.56836671
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>>56836652
spy leap maximum leverage

>> No.56836681

>>56836652
DE or XOM

>> No.56836716

>>56836652
SOXL

>> No.56836730

>>56836606
I only do all ins
anything else feels gay

>> No.56836731
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56836731

Lets assume, you expect a housing market crash.

What ways are there to profit from that?

>> No.56836736

>>56836731
You don't

>> No.56836743

>>56836730
With 400k you run the risk of sudoku if everything goes south.

>> No.56836751

>>56836731
VNQ puts

>> No.56836756

>>56836743
In a market where VOO fluctuates like 10% in a month that doesn't really hold a lot of meaning to me.

>> No.56836766

>>56836751
what about banks?

>> No.56836771

>>56836756
Anyway I actually lied and you're retarded.
>in your head you think "oh bro it's just 40k more" as your asset heads to -50% and you hodl ftw

>> No.56836774

>>56836766
XLF puts

>> No.56836778

>>56836652
SIGA

>> No.56836783

>>56836731
Kneepads go up in value. Blowjobs cheaper.

>> No.56836787

>>56836771
I could buy a market index and it still do that shit

>> No.56836788

>>56836668
Good thinking. If the Cayman Islands fall, there is no financial world.

>> No.56836795

>>56836731
Sit on an assload of cash and become a slum lord at the bottom

>> No.56836803

>>56836731
ITB puts. Or get fancy with shorting CARR, RH, that kind of shit. Maybe those NLY type magic money boxes and realtors like HOUS. Long FCFS if you think people are going to pawn their shit in the subsequent recession.

>> No.56836809

>>56836778
Any updates from the Congo's thriving gay community on clade 1 spread?

>> No.56836849
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I can't believe the trading week is over already
Where did it go?

>> No.56836860

>>56836774
>>56836795
>>56836803
thanks guys

>> No.56836867
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I made a 15% increase entirely investing in QQQ for the past 2 years. It's too bad I'm poor so that increase doesn't mean much

>> No.56836885

>>56836867
Could be worse. You could have put in a ton of work into trading strats, only to grossly underperform the indexes.

>> No.56836922

>>56836652
I'm 100% invested (outside of cash) into SAVE.

>> No.56836929

>>56836731
Short basically everything, and just run 2009 again

>> No.56836956
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56836956

I'm thinking about volunteering to be a test subject for NASA where I'd be put in mock space habitat for a year without internet access while they studied me.
What would be the financial implications of not touching my stocks or investments for a full year while I'm "in space"?

>> No.56836969

>>56836652
1 month money market fixed income until the market shits

>> No.56837018

>>56836956
>Every gain is a long term capital gain
Nice.

>> No.56837034

>>56836956
How would you jackoff?
How much would they pay you?

>> No.56837071

>>56837018
Yes, I'd probably just merge my gambling account with my bogle account before "blasting off".
>>56837034
Idk, I guess I wouldn't?
And idk, it doesn't say how much or if there's any pay at all. Probably have to become a federal employee though.

>> No.56837078

>>56837034
>How would you jackoff?
My understanding is NASA knows all about that and even has procedures for the ISS.

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>>56836652
Meme answer: SOXL
Real answer: MSFT or AAPL

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So what girl are we posting now?

>> No.56837148

>>56836731
>>56836774
>>56836795
>>56836803
>>56836929
What does Gold being up to all time high mean?
It also had such a run up before the 2008 crash

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Regularization.

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>>56836116
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.56837183

>>56836460
>>56836563
Ban the fucking avatarfag already, jesus christ.

>> No.56837197

>>56837183
Also ban AI "art" too. It's getting tiresome

>> No.56837211

What's really gonna if reverse repo runs out of money, assuming it happens for real?

>>56837138
Ugh why are feet so nice to look at besides big tits??

>> No.56837221

>>56837211
>What's really gonna if reverse repo runs out of money, assuming it happens for real?
QE, stimulus, zero rates, etc. Pick your poison.

>> No.56837248

>>56837211
>Ugh why are feet so nice to look at besides big tits??
Because they're not, feet are disgusting especially goblina feet. You are a deviant weirdo for thinking otherwise

>> No.56837255

>>56835237
Isn't it illegal to boycott Israeli goods in Texas?

>> No.56837272

>>56837148
>What does Gold being up to all time high mean?
>It also had such a run up before the 2008 crash
Could be a flight to safety, could be nothing. Also adjust for inflation, USD strength, interest rates, and price of oil.

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stocktwit boomers can be savage

>> No.56837633

stocks

>> No.56837643
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Yields...

>> No.56837645

Mark my words VIX will be over 30 this month.

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>>56835452
>Reverse Repo fell ~$110 Billion today
Isn't that good? That means they are injecting liquidity back into the market, no? They use reverse repos to remove excess liquidity, right? Fugg me repos and reverse repos are too complex for me.
Still, it's going back to pre-2021 levels soon enough and that is a good sign no? Hmmm, but the amount of money in the system has not diminished one bit, meaning the excess liquidity is still there. So why are reverse repos going down? Fugg this

Someone care to chime in?

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What's this pattern called, guys?

>> No.56837776

>>56837645
Extrapolate.

>> No.56837804

MUMUS

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>>56837772
Damn, it's rare to see Norwegian/Danish people here.
Bro, instead of these idiotic trades, you could have simple bought MSFT and had ez pz gainz and without the stress. But then again, I guess trading is more about the adrenaline than the gainz themselves

>> No.56838006

>>56835111
I HATE FIAT
I HATE INFLATION

>> No.56838011

>>56837643
Imagine the smell.

>> No.56838019

>>56838006
BASED

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>>56837772
buysignal

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fucking with memeshit this week was a good idea and amontillado is great

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It's over Bobo, this rally is too powerful...

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>>56838028
Oh god, yet another Avanzacöck. Why is investing in Sweden so bad? The brokers suck and have limited TA capabilities. The fees are high and they tax your already taxed money. Why is it called a "savings" account when it is taxed every year?
Anyway, at least Swedish big industry stocks are insanely strong to kind of make up for it but I'm still pissed about being extorted this way. But what can you expect from the single most cowardly country on this planet?
Inderasting that the industry boys have given worse guidance for 2024 yet they just keep retardpumping. On the other hand, the market is probably counting on rates cutting which will boost the economy and the printer turning back on (not that it ever was turned off in the first place)

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Predictions for when the stock market opens today in 5 hours, anons?

>> No.56838071

>>56838055
I quite like my shitty brokers and ISK account, thanks you very much

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>>56835111
I've been thinking about writing a bit of analysis scripts, which basically overlays historical stock data, company data like earnings and whatnot, with historical events, and I think I'm gonna use excel.

Certainly something this is something that professional analysts use to make buy decisions. What is this kind of chart called?

>> No.56838080

>>56838067
Anon... you're off by 48 hours... it's the Jews, they've shut it down for their "shabbat"

>> No.56838087

>>56836652
Chainlink

>> No.56838090
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Ok can somebody explain what the flow in my train of thought is

>Train only popular stocks
>When impactful news that have an obvious NEGATIVE or POSITIVE connotation (recent example: Bayer lawsuit), make a put/call on the stock as soon as the news hits
>Wait
>Stock starts taking profit because normies buy or sell based on the news
>Sell when you reach x% profit (with a trailing stop loss to avoid FOMO/reduce losses in the rare case shit goes wrong
>Repeat ad nauseam
>Become rich


Which part of this logic chain is flawed anons? I'm asking unironically btw

>> No.56838095

>>56838090
Flow -> flaw
Train -> trade
I HATE autocorrect

>> No.56838122

>>56838090
Because you must assume that economy news outlets have vested interests and their impact is higher than normies who follow their advice.

>> No.56838123

>>56838090
You are the normie, you have no clue, you don't have an edge on the market, algos beat you to the trade and you're left shorting the bottom or buying the top.

>> No.56838132

>>56838122
>Because you must assume that economy news outlets
I'm not talking about shit like earnings (unless the earnings are super good or bad), I'm talking about general company news
>>56838123
You think the majority of normies buy literally minutes-hours after news breaks?
>Algos have you beat
Yeah no shit. But as long as I'm not last it literally doesn't matter

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LMAO why aren't you retards buying gold/silver mining stocks?
WHY?
Are you functionally retarded?
Why not at least by SLV or GDXJ calls or something?

Gold IS going to rise and very soon. You can only crab this long. It hit a new ATH after crabbing for a decade.

>> No.56838185

>>56838144
>why aren't we buying the ATH of gold
gee I wonder. Your post itself is a top signal.
>just buy high and sell later bro

>> No.56838194

>>56838185
Check reddit, the NPCs have barely caught on to the fact that gold has rallied. We're very early.

>> No.56838196

>>56838194
>gold has rallied.
So people predict stagflation or just inflation and money printer back on?

>> No.56838216

>>56838185
>Your post itself is a top signal.
What top? We've crabbed for 13 years and now the next leg up is about to begin.
Also gold mining stocks are at record lows.
I don't understand why people aren't seeing this extremely obvious giga bull market that is about to happen in gold mining stocks.
I'm already up 3x on my juniors and they still haven't gotten to their levels from 3 years ago.

>> No.56838220

>>56838196
At this point even if they raise rates further gold will still reach $3000

>> No.56838226

>>56838090
As a general rule of thumb: trading costs, simply being wrong, getting stopped out early and then it pumping, bad streaks, being emotional, not adhering to the strat, revenge trading, algos that beat you to the punch and reduce your alpha

theres a lot of reasons, seek bogle

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>>56835973
Yep, people have lost thier minds. The housing market, and the people selling have become detached from reality.

>> No.56838236

>>56838216

>tfw 1000 shares in GDXU

we’re going to make it GOLDchads.

>> No.56838241

>>56838236
That's it?
Buy juniors
I just went all in on benton resources because they're releasing positive news for the next few weeks.

>> No.56838247

>>56838241

3x leverage. I’ll be sitting comfy if gold hits $2300

>> No.56838256

>>56837255
It's illegal for a business but not for individuals.

>> No.56838301

>>56838247
I guess, but I'm looking more for 10x-20x thats why im in juniors

>> No.56838305

Gold shitters you already have two generals for your gold shittery
>>>/biz/pmg
>>>/biz/cmmg

>> No.56838315

>>56838305
>Gold shitters you already have two generals for your gold shittery
kek get used to it
over the next 6 months to a year you're going to see a lot of newfags from all other boards flood the /biz/ catalog and this thread asking for junior gold/silver miner picks

>> No.56838322

>>56838315
Sadly true, gold literally can't be heemed back down soon enough

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>>56838315
Yfw you buy into the obvious junior miners scam.

>> No.56838356

>>56838329
yeah dont do that
dont buy bayhorse
check out companies on ceo.ca

>> No.56838361

>>56838226
Thanks for an actual educated non-meme response.
A lot of the things you mentioned can be mitigated tho, right? Especially emotional aspects etc

>> No.56838364

>>56838132
>I'm not talking about shit like earnings (unless the earnings are super good or bad), I'm talking about general company news
And still: There's a huge motivation behind steering buying decisions on private and professional investors because there's a lot of money to be made.
You must assume ANY news regarding companies and economies may be shaded and shaped by vested interest.

I know that makes investing tricky, but I have a fundamental distrust of people who have skin in the game, and so should you.
>investing companies reporting on literally anything literally benefit from scamming you out of your hard earned dollar

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>>56838072
Then you're in the wrong place, bucko. Here we only trade leveraged options and knockout warrants.
Sounds interesting m8 but it sounds like there should already be something like this on the internet. You'd probably have to call some API to get all the data and then process it. Maybe google finance API has that data?
>>56838144
I bought Lundin Gold last year and I'm up bigly +100%. No way I can buy again to screw up my average. Fugg, I hate my cowardness.
Thinking about trading gold certificates though. Just a simple index that tracks gold, nothing special. Juniors are way too unpredictable and too much of a meme

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>>56838356
Sure bud, I'll get right on that. Sure would hate to miss out on a 20x on junior miners that aren't producing.

>> No.56838393

>>56838364
>And still: There's a huge motivation behind steering buying decisions on private and professional investors because there's a lot of money to be made.
>You must assume ANY news regarding companies and economies may be shaded and shaped by vested interes
I think you still don't get it anon. Once again I'm not asking about minor news, I'm talking about major, unsteerable news. stuff like wars, major technological events, major legal matters etc etc. Sure they are steerable to a very minor degree, but if you unironically think something like Bayer having to pay 1.5 billies in a lawsuit is something you can spin into a positive thing, you're genuinely mentally deficient

>> No.56838394

>>56838361
yeah they can, if you can find an edge and it works thats great. but eventually that edge might disappear and you have to find another. try it with reasonable position sizes

>> No.56838477

>>56838384
buy ones that are producing then
>>56838380
>Juniors are way too unpredictable and too much of a meme
They've been unpredictable during the 13 year crab market but will straight up boom like crazy now.
Why don't people understand this?

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>>56838477
Which ones are producing?

>> No.56838509

>>56838477
Why didn't they boom in 2020, or 2022 when gold was at all time highs? Why will they moon now after continuing to do poorly for 13 years even when gold was hitting all time highs?

>> No.56838535

>>56838509
>Why didn't they boom in 2020, or 2022 when gold was at all time highs?
Because it never really rose that much above the 2011 ATH. The next leg up is $3-4k not crabbing for 12 years

>> No.56838547

>>56835145
not necessarily.
there will be capital raises as developers become producers. they have to build all their facilities and start stockpiling diesel fuel. people typically sell on this news, creating an entry point for you. deep yellow is the prime example but there will be others.
you have to hope the bandwagon shows up later than that, though. if they show up early developers won't have any substantial discount to true value. they should be -30% off or so right now like DYL was a week or two ago, representing the risk they may never make it.
there is a silver lining: junior explorers.
when the bandwagon shows up, and there's no margin of safety left in the near-term production, themine restarts, the aforementioned developers with bank loan documents in hand -- there's still wild speculation in jr. explorers.
you might make something out of that. maybe.
uranium itself is going to cross $100 without even a hiccup. at around $80 right now this represents +25% which pales in comparison to the 50x that jr. explorers can do if they are successful.
just don't forget that you never pay more than 1x earnings for a mine. ever.

>> No.56838548

>>56838535
It was $2064 in 2020, and $2045 in 2022, it's 20/40 dollars higher now. Hell it was $2060 earlier this year and junior miners didn't moon. Sounds like a scam to me.

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>>56835150
UEC and UUUU are run by scammers who have been paying themselves millions while doing nothing for 3 years straight. that's where the memes come from. nobody makes memes about deep yellow, paladin, denison, boss ...

>> No.56838577

>>56838393
Yea, that's something I've been pondering about myself, and in that scope you can probably find connections.
Something I figured must be important for many things is the oil price, but I'm really just at the beginning of figuring those things out.

Another interesting time was when corona hit, and vaccine companies rallied, only to crash hard after corona was over.

>> No.56838602

>>56838509
>why didn't they boom during covid when they were shut down
>followed by not even being able to source fuel
>followed by cost increases of 30-45% across the board
gold wasn't "hitting all time highs" for 13 years.
and it rose while rates rose, which is supposed to be impossible.
what you're looking at is a slingshot effect cascading through the economy, starting in energy, from the day that oil futures were negative. these are called "supercycles." your time horizon is too short.

>> No.56838604
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>>56838548
It's all about recognizing the hype and shifts in the market trends. Right now the markets are exuberant about rates getting cut soon and yields falling. That all is insanely bullish for small companies. Couple that with the quickly rising metal prices and you have a prime deal.
At least that's what I believe their thesis is.
I am a coward and not crazy so I wouldn't risk it with these juniors. Especially now when a lot of juniors have already pumped (not gonna get fuckin stuck at ATH again).
I prefer good and stable gold stocks that have been around for a long time and that generate stable cashflows and give nice divvies.

>> No.56838607

>>56838548
>Sounds like a scam to me.
holy fuck you're literally retarded

everyone laugh at this retard

>> No.56838618

>>56838185
>a single post on the least-populated investment community on the internet is a top signal
okay some people can't be helped

>> No.56838625
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>>56838618
Yes it very is
>a single sampling point is not data
Yes it is

>> No.56838629

>>56835192
No, always inverse Jim.

>> No.56838630

>>56838625
*it very much is

>> No.56838635

>>56838625
yeah that's not what i said and is no defense of that retarded fucking post either. TA fags are insufferable.

>> No.56838664

>>56835145
Look into junior stocks.

>> No.56838694

>>56838477
Because they didn't zoom out and see they've been on the decline for so goddamn long that gold booming will cause them to boom too. Morons.

>> No.56838729

>>56838602
>>56838535
>world is ending
>pandemic
>stock market collapse
>trillions of dollars printed
>millions moving money into #silversqueeze and #goldsqueeze
>gold goes from 1200 to 2k in less than 12 months
>miners can't make a profit
>20 dollars more ath
>totally different this time guys

If you truly believe in junior miners and have already made some 3x just screenshot your positions and show those gains.

>> No.56838730

i need to do more work shifts so less shitposting. ive been obsessin over the market for a few weeks now.

get some distance to gambling and some more moeny to gamble.

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>>56835111
Buy AMD or you'll regret it in a couple of years.

>> No.56838964

>>56835387
>I know poem anon will be back. I trust him. You don't deserve him.
Stop talking to yourself

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Peter was right bump

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>>56839153
>an asset went up +4% in a week after a bunch of crabbing
what an amazing trade

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>>56839258
Seriously, if junior miners couldn't make a profit from the price action between 2018-to 2021 they aren't making some retard 10x-20x off a 20 dollar ath.

>> No.56839305

So 14$ Dec 8 Mara calls right? I mean it’s free real estate

>> No.56839306

>>56839258
>doesn't know that gold is leveraged through juniors which have been slumping for 3 years
You fags will be piling in after missing 90% of the sector gains.

>> No.56839340

>>56839300
All this recent """ATH""" proves is that gold recently functioned as an inflation hedge with a 40% crabbing range, which is pretty shitcoin-like for an inflation hedge. And yet they won't shut up, they act like BTC fags if it ever hit $100k.

>> No.56839361
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weekends are so boring

>> No.56839365

>>56839306
junior miners are sensitive to interest rates, they do the opposite of what people think gold does
go back to the retard circlejerk /pmg/ and post cringy photos of your handgun, your dinner, and your shiny rocks

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>>56839153
Is peter entertaining enough for his own show?

>> No.56839463

>>56839306
You retards are selling boxes of shit and get upset everytime someone points out to the rest of the class that the boxes you are selling are full of shit. Like I said before post a screenshot of who you have your money on and the gains you've made on the gold mining sector, show me the box of shit your selling is worth buying.

>> No.56839491

>>56839340
Exactly, junior miners are being shilled in /smg/, /pmg/, /cmmg/, and have at least two of thier on threads on /biz/ this is on the same level as some shitty crypto coin scam.

>> No.56839492

>>56839365
Nah, I'll stay here, thanks. /pmg/ doesn't do stawks, while /cmmg/ is riddled with face-tattooed schizos on steroids (literally).
And who says juniors have to be producers affected by interest rates? The ones that will move the most will be those with good land positions and no intention of producing anything. Sentiment alone will be responsible for 10x, 20x, 50x or 100x gains in microcap shitcos.

>> No.56839514

>>56839361
>weekends are so boring
You can also trade during weekends, anon

>> No.56839515

>>56837804
CAN'T MEME
>>56838557
>paying themselves millions while doing nothing for 3 years straight
BASED
A
S
E
D

I also saw another article later yesterday saying China was building nuclear power plants at a breddy gud clip.

>> No.56839524

>>56839514
markets closed

>> No.56839533
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>>56839491
I don't know who'd want to buy this garbage, this was never a good idea, the only way to make any money with this is to wait for a fresh low.

>> No.56839547

selllll it allllllllllllllllllll

>> No.56839571
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>>56839492
>face-tattooed schizos on steroids (literally).

sounds very based lol

>>56839153
see pic

>> No.56839602
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>>56839492
>can't shill in /pmg/ they know gold and know miners are a scam
>can't shill in /cmmg/ they know commodities and know miners are a scam
>better stay here and continue to make wild 100x claims with nothing to back it up.
I'm more likely to make money investing in the dwarves from Deep Rock Galactic

>> No.56839609

>>56839533
Morons that's who. They had a big miner shill campaign a year or two ago, when it hit an al time high, and a bunch of anons got roped in and reemed out.

>> No.56839614

>>56839602
>wild 100x claims with nothing to back it up.
Like I said, you fags will pile in at the top once you see the "evidence," in true /smg/ style.

>> No.56839659
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>>56839614
Except you have no evidence, you don't even have any evidence you have any money on miners period, much less that any will 100x. I'll keep my money in DRG, they at least have a stellar track record when it comes to miners.

>> No.56839666
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>>56836849
Warp storm inbound don’t worry about it

>> No.56839679
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>>56839659
>asking for evidence of a future event
You argue like a kike.

>> No.56839716

>>56839258
Shit and Piss 500 had a similar pattern for the past years.
All of this is just inflation, high interest rates and gay crabbing.
So when is something going to break upwards or downwards?

>> No.56839763
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>>56839679
I'm confused, of the two options which is the jew?
Option 1
>Asking for the DD you have done that leads you to believe miners will 100x
>asking for your current positions in prep of this 10x-100x
Option 2
>deflecting and calling someone a kike.

>> No.56839798

>>56839614
>the top
Gold is at an ATH that it has seemed to struggle to reach.

>> No.56839807

>>56839306
any day now

>> No.56839812
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56839812

>>56839763
See:
>>56835713
>>56835725
>>56835741
IBKR is down so I can't cap my folio. I've posted it on previous threads, but I know you won't go back and look. The only difference from that previously posted is that I sold SOXS yesterday morning.
350k crts
50k dhr
42k nge

>> No.56839857
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56839857

>>56839812
The longer you cynics wait, the more gains you will miss.

>> No.56839863
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56839863

The stock I bought in January 2022 is finally positive again

Thanks Joe Biden

>> No.56839891
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56839891

>>56839812
Strike while the iron is hot.
>IT's tOo rIsKy, wE wIlL wAiT uNtIl tHe mOvE iS 90% oVeR aNd cOnFiRmEd bY tHe tEcHnIcAlS

>> No.56839912
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>>56839812
>just go through an unknown number of threads looking for an anonymous post of my portfolio
>just trust me bro
With that mountain of impressive DD and those positions I'm sold anon.
I just bought
351k crts
51k dhr
43k nge
Gotta admit you are one hell of a salesman.

>> No.56839932
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>>56839812
CRTS is the only one yet to move, but of all my shitcos, I expect the greatest gains from this.GTF IN HERE!

>> No.56839940
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56839940

>everything pumped the last month
>guys look at these shitty companies that pumped, i am sure they will at least 10x
>proceeds to shill his shitty companies every fucking thread
god damn do i hate niggers, bobos and now junior miners

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>>56839912
It's back, bitch.

>> No.56839961
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>>56839891
Who can argue with a chart like that. They are killing it. Only down 99%.

>> No.56839963

what does biz think of chink stocks?
did it bottom

>> No.56839974

>>56839963
I'm shorting PDD since yesterday, does that count? Not because I think anything of it, I just looked at its chart and thought "yeah I could short that".

>> No.56839983

Should I buy Pfizer calls Monday?

>> No.56839988

>>56839961
That includes the price of the shell before the dhr rto. Highly disingenuous.

>> No.56839993
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56839993

How do i profit off white lungs? Whats the MRNA of white lungs?

>> No.56839998

>>56839958
Credit were it's due, you are truly retarded enough to have put money were your mouth is.

>> No.56840000

>>56839974
wow it went up 20% I thought all chink stocks were crashing
looks like all the other ones are

>> No.56840025

>>56839963
Probably safer than canadian gold pennies.

>> No.56840033
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56840033

>>56839998
Oh, so close!
You fags will still be cynical even when I continue to post my gains. It's an intractable law that you fags will pile in when 90% of the move is over. Only the bold and cunning operators will truly profit from this emerging golden sunrise.

>> No.56840044

Why did NASDX just take a dump last thursday? Aren't index funds supposed to be brainless idle games?

>> No.56840049
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56840049

>>56839857
>The longer you cynics wait, the more gains you will miss.
lmao. Reminds me of this shill.

>> No.56840052

My neighbor is refusing to take her meds again. I give it one day before the police come (again).
I'm consider calling up the businesses that have given lightspeed commerce a good review.
I'm not sure if it's bullish or bearish that the pajeets are using it. Sure more customers, but they really struggle to use it. I call them up asking for customer support and it can take hours. When they have outages the client terminals go down.

>> No.56840062
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>>56839963
Prolly bottoming right now BABA and JD are like x2 at least.
>>56839974
Bold move although i think PDD is overvalued af, many have fallen shorting it.

>> No.56840076

>>56840062
Yeah but by shorting it after it pumped so hard I'm almost guaranteed some at worst very temporary retracement.

>> No.56840095

>>56839993
this picture is so accurate it's scary

>> No.56840101
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56840101

>>56839963
depending how much you trust meme lines, at least PDD and JD are drifting quite a bit from the median

>> No.56840102

>>56840076
I mean i guess if you're betting on a pull back in the short term although the rally itself seems like a short squeeze.

>> No.56840113

>>56836652
FNKO

>> No.56840116

>>56840033
This is bayhorse 2.0 you are going to end up bagholding just like they did. Look on the brightside though, if I'm wrong you will have fuck you money. But they haven't made it past the 2 dollar mark in a decade so good luck.

>> No.56840119

Looks like UBER successfully completed it's pump and dump onto the passive S&P index holders.

>> No.56840132

>>56839958
>NGE
>Nigeria
Please tell me you're not falling for those niggers' lie about actively having more gold than all of human history up to now

>> No.56840136

>>56840102
Everything I do is short term, be it Wheat, Oil or shorting some random stock I found with a screener, that's where all the trade steepness is to be found. People don't fully appreciate that completing a +5% trade in a week or a +1% trade in a day is huge when in comparison going up +20% in a year is just +0.07%/day.

>> No.56840139
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>>56840101
>depending how much you trust meme lines,
It's not really about the meme lines. JD is has had $5.4B in free cash flow the last 12 months the mcap is $40B and 70% of the mcap is cash. It's just way undervalued. PDD is overvalued but I wouldn't short it's going higher I think because of sentiment.

>> No.56840143
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56840143

Why didn't I buy RR when it was @ 40GBX? It is almost at 300 now. I knew they would turn around. teach me not to be an indecisive faggot. Please. Please. Please.

>> No.56840145
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Hmm... I had an error in my excel spreadsheet (calculating the internal rate of return). I just fixed it and apparently I'm gonna be rich. I might be able to retire right now

>> No.56840147

>>56839963
my principle is not to invest in dishonest commie markets. there is almost no punishment for scammin foreign gamblers.

>> No.56840150

>>56840139
i dont care what a chink company reports, not a single word coming out from them can be trusted
meme lines on the us stock market can be used to make some trades as algos use a fuck ton of meme lines so you can try to trade alongside them

>> No.56840152
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>>56840136
Are you like a full time trader?

>> No.56840160
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56840160

I fucking hate weekends

>> No.56840164

>>56840150
>i dont care what a chink company reports, not a single word coming out from them can be trusted
They have western audits you know, but then again you never know I guess.

>> No.56840197
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>>56835162
>>56835190
When you want to enjoy The Christmas season but your a Jew. Don’t worry fren. At this time of year we’re all goyim. Merry Christmas /smg/. Next year Jerusalem!

>> No.56840203

>>56840132
Nge is based in Nevada, but the ticker suggests otherwise.
>>56840116
Gayhorse pump started near the top. It never was $2. Those charts are adjusting for reverse splits. I'm buying shit that has already flat lined with minimal risk--no news, no pumpers, no excitement, absolutely hated--the best time to buy.

>> No.56840212

>>56840152
I wagie since a year ago, but the way I see it wagieing is more about being available to answer chat messages than actually working (software engineering, which in a big team is more like "ask the guy who wrote this why it doesn't work and wait a long time for his answer"), so I do a lot of other things, trading, shitposting, working on my own software projects, so I'm a lot like a full time trader, I even trade from the office by VNCing into my home desktop PC lmao.

Since these days I'm maintaining a pretty good +17%/month over the last few months (it used to be more) I think that if I keep this up I can stop wagieing for good in about a year.

>> No.56840231
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56840231

>emerging market bond etf yield
>7.17%

>> No.56840233

>>56840212
I did the same thing when I was night shift at a warehouse and transportation company. Nothing to really do but get paid to research stocks and place orders.

>> No.56840239

>>56837756
People expecting F.E.D. rate cuts don't want the maximum overnight dollars. They want to lock in high 4% from bills instead.

Money market funds also have less to park there as people FOMO into this rally.

>> No.56840242

>>56840212
>I even trade from the office by VNCing into my home desktop PC lmao.
Kek, I was wondering how you found the time to do daily trades. I haven't the time to do that kind of trading. I'm fine with compounding at 30-50% per annum everything else is a bonus I guess.
>Since these days I'm maintaining a pretty good +17%/month over the last few months (it used to be more)
That's really good. if you're able to maintain that for years then you'll make it big.

>> No.56840253

>>56840132
Wrong NGE buddy. That retard is bagholding Nevada Exploration, listed on the infamous TSE in Canada, a hotbed for hosting junior miner shitcos. They have a website:
https://www.nevadaexploration.com/

Check out some of the recent press releases they've put out if you want a laugh. Or just take a glance at his own thesis on the play >>56835713. It's been getting copy/pasted verbatim every thread, along with his other spam posts.
>When the market is ready, and, make no mistake, they will know, the Higgs brothers will pump Nevada Exploration to the moon.
No fundamentals. The thesis is unironically praying that the new management will manufacture a pump and dump for his benefit. lmao.
Sadly, the reality is that it's just a low-float private-placement dilution scam with no assets and no prospects.

>> No.56840255

>>56840231
Yeah and the shit currencies lose 5% against the euro or dollar.

>> No.56840260

>>56840145
kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.56840262

>>56838072
So... TradingView?

>> No.56840276

>>56840260
Nevermind... I forgot to factor inflation into one of my monthly expenses... and it doesn't look like I'll be able to make it. Though I'm still doing better than I was with the error

>> No.56840287

>>56840242
I hope I can maintain it at least for a year although I feel like I shouldn't be so optimistic, pessimistically I think it could be only +11%/month, either way after reaching a certain level of capital it will be ok if I don't keep this up.

>> No.56840300

>>56840255
its hedged in USD so they just have to pay you more

>> No.56840316

>>56840212
how2get comfy se job? (studying CS)

>> No.56840329

>>56840276
Bettah is bettah than the same or worse
IT HOLDS!

>> No.56840336
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56840336

oh no no no the heckin' cybertruck has arrived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqcu0j3Wsys

>> No.56840345
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56840345

>>56840253
>no assets and no prospects.
Nge has one of the largest and most prospective land packets in Nevada outside of Newmont and Barrick.

>> No.56840353

>>56840345
Go
To
Cmmg

>> No.56840362

>>56840316
My way was just programming on my own projects for 18 years (15 years on my own commercial projects) until I ran out of money and had to get a real job lmao by then I had a pretty solid CV. Most people can't carry an entire commercial project on their own let alone three plus a huge open source library (I put all my non-project specific code into one library on GitHub for 10 years) so if you've got that on your CV you'll easily get to the technical interview stage and past it.

I think a lot of my younger colleagues got this job through student internships, that's probably easier.

>> No.56840370
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56840370

>>56840353
I bought my stock market tickets, so fuck off.

>> No.56840371

>>56840143
Don't ignore me. This isn't a meme question. I will never make it if I can't fix this problem. Please help

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>>56840329
Actually, I think it's about a wash
If I do a rough extrapolation (I don't feel like extending the spreadsheet calculations that far out), I should make it to about 2043...
That's not enough...

>> No.56840385

>>56840370
OTC pennyshits don’t count.
You can also make a pennyshit General like we used to have.
That’s three places to shill your Bayhorse scam.

>> No.56840386

>>56840371
not buying something that you dont 100% believe will happen is not a problem, not going on with your life is the problem
there will always be winners that you miss on but if you dont accept that you will not win them all you going to end up broke
hindsight will always be 20/20

>> No.56840388
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56840388

FRESH
>>56840381
>>56840381
>>56840381

>> No.56840395

>>56840386
I never take real risks. Not in my private life either. Its why I have nobody. I will never be broke, but I will never amount to anything.

>> No.56840414

>>56840371
Just think back on anything you may have missed. There’s always another chance coming around. Don’t get your dilater in a bunch.

>> No.56840576

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OQHOFk8X5k

>> No.56840902
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> 1st place:
L7tCynBG with 24 posts:
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> 3rd place:
xvVGAcJq with 16 posts:
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> 4th place:
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> 5th place:
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> 6th place:
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> 7th place:
Rxh4d8xO with 10 posts:
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> 8th place:
M4o1Rfr4 with 9 posts:
>>56835169 >>56835339 >>56835474 >>56835623 >>56835885 >>56835982 >>56837034 >>56840353 >>56840385

>> No.56840950
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>>56840902
make that 18 for me