/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56977943
S&P going ATL eoy
it's over

Probably gonna pump until January. No one likes to sell in December and immediately owe taxes.
At least that's how I'm playing this.

What financial advice would Spottemgottem give regarding the current market?

>>56977943
What kind of a scam is this and why's this allowed? Just yesterday the same post said they closed at 149.60. I bet tomorrow will say they closed at 155

WHY DIDNT THE KELTNER CHANNELS WORK

December santa rally. Pumping aths until 2024!

>>56977963
Historically that checks out

>>56977964

roll on Y&R mookey in exchange for a payout from the feds

>>56977963
a lot of harvesting will happen soon.tm on top of insider options expiring that they have to cash in on and pay taxes

Sold everything like a retard yesterday. Realized some alright gains, but now I'm stuck holding cash for god knows how long.

>>56977965
When will cocoa go down? I keep buying Hershey's dip

i hate niggers and bobos and so does the market

>>56977978
I also sold KEYS thinking it would slow down and it's accelerated. NEVER SELL.
I could be almost 100 bucks richer

Got lucky and bought puts on MRNA in the morning since they were 20% up randomly. Anyone into pharma know why?

>>56977979
I have no idea when or why the trend would break, I only look at cheap commodities so Cocoa being sky high isn't really on my radar

Dammit, I missed my chance to sell MSFT at the top due to tax reasons...

last month has by far been my worst ever in the markets. 'folio has been up 20% basically all year since Rovio got bought by Sega, but I've completely missed the current rally. Lost 2% in the last month while the markets are up like 20%. all my alpha for the year just gone. way too defensively positioned and way too focused on the recession chatter.

Want to give a nice, heartfelt “go fucking kill yourself NIGGER” to the fag who told me to buy COIN this morning

>>56978013
I've made $1700 today just buying and selling 0dte call contracts on SPY and QQQ lol just stop being lame.

>>56978000
checked

>>56978004
I started buying Hershey when cocoa reached a 30 or 40 year high. Once the situation improves I should make some nice returns. Hershey is one of those for life

>>56977979
Cocoa might stay higher as it is said that diseases have broken out etc.

Google "Barchart" they have daily news on commodities, also cocoa, where they to summarize all available data. The articles often repeat themselves as they copy paste most things from the previous day and then add new stuff if available and delete old stuff if not anymore up to date

>>56977976
Harvesting already would've happened, and did with some names that got dumped to oblivion.
All those names are now running back up as ownership turns over.

Sometimes in a bearish December this move is delayed until January, but I think this month around we'll see something more like Jan 2022. No guarantees though, just probabilities.

>>56978022
i "made" much more than that today through pure beta, that's not the point

Do you like my rally?
t. David Soxl

>>56978018
So you bought an anons bags. Brilliant.

YOU PUSH IT

>>56978022
You made 1700 today the same way these kikes >>56977966
keep making "profit"

>>56978034
>actually my dick is 11" in girth and so long I have to make sure it doesn't flop into the middle school next door!!
Whatever dude, I'm sure.

SATAN RALLY
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

doubled my portfolio this month

going to celebrate with a mcchicken

thanks

Is KO going out of business?

>>56978038
I don't much care for these posts.
I'm so hungry.

>>56978054
Go back

>>56978048
lol? what the fuck are you on about man

>>56977943
>Lil Turd

How is that 2nd Great Depression going for you BOBO.

Just sold off 1/3 of my SOXL shares at 30/share. My average is at 40/share but am selling off slowly just in case we get another crash soon... Next limit sell set at 45/share for half of my remaining SOXL shares. Am I retarded?

I would buy some soxs but I'm too scared of this sheer exuberance.

>>56978104
Just hold anon. We survived a 2 year bear market.
Stocks will soar for the next 5-10 years.
This will be known as the big bobo-caust 20 years from now

>>56978054
nice work bud

>>56978104
>buy high sell low
Its the /biz/ way

>>56977943
Man both of these niggas are in jail now, at least spotemgottem went down like a fuckin G running from the cops on a jet ski, sheisty a fuckin bitch tho

>>56978104
Smart move. Maybe a bit early, but its good to learn that SOXL is for swing trading.
Now you can re-enter next time it dumps to $20 and perhaps you'll eventually have a positive cost basis.

>cvx
>xom
>cop
>oxy
>dvn

Gay bears aren’t even going to know what hit them.

>>56978131
>>56978117
I'm tired of this triple leveraged hell. Been holding for like two years now. Will stocks continue going up? Yes. But being in SOXL you lose so much to decay.

Eventually I want to get completely out of SOXL and have that money be in SOXQ. No leverage, just the top 30 semi conductor stocks with a low expense ratio. Semis are the future but I just can't stand SOXL anymore.

You guys think smoking will make a big comeback and tobacco dividends are on fire sale or will oil stocks keep winning? Tobacco use in films and TV is kind of coming back.

Who else sidelined

Today's a lot more boring that I was hoping for it to end up thanks to the magic jewish money man opening the copium valves

David Soxl is available to accept your apologies until 2pm today
>>56978054
Based

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

What’s it like to be retarded? It fucking sucks.

>>56978155
Holding SOXL for two years is fucking wild. My personal advice would be to sell everything, get a nice 4.75% CD or put it all in VTI and just lurk and read for 6 months.
Though, I may be misunderstanding your post.

>>56978170
Look on the bright side. Someone bought those shares from you and is getting rich today.

>>56978170
you'll be fine. three thousand is spare change, but if it isn't spare change you need to focus more on improving your income than getting good at gambling.

>>56978140
Thanks man. You are completely right. SOXL is a really cool idea but it's more for play money and shouldn't be a big % of my life savings lol

>>56977969
very nice background candles

A fucking crab day?! Today of all days?

the stock market keeps going up.. i am fucking screwed

bottom is in bobo shits

>>56978156
I only hold my big tobacco stocks for the slim change they get into the marijuana business. Fat chance I know but if they did just think, they have the farmers, factories, and distribution already in place.

>>56978207
Just enjoy the break

>>56978221
That's the only real play for them.

We are currently under 2 NOGO signals.

we made it TLT bros

NoGo signal on 2 minute Spy candles. Let's see how accurate this shilled indicator is

Will the USA really go to war again over brown people and oil?

>>56978187
Nope you understood correctly. Held SOXL for 2 years at a 40/share average. I made a bet and was to0 ambitious.

Semiconductors are the future no doubt about it. I made the right bet just the triple leverage fucked it up for me. Deciding now between investing in SOXQ (no leverage) vs USD (2x leverage).

Bros, I'm +100% on SOXL now. Is this when you're supposed to sell?

I sold my SOXL 3 months ago

>>56978262
You mean israel?

>>56978155
dont worry man. you booked a loss that you can write off in taxes. not everything is a win.

>>56978254
That trendspider shit?

>>56978262
Are you retarded? For sure will the US do it what it can to secure oil. Oil is the primary source of power of the US. Without Oil the US would be less significant than the EU.

>>56978159
Naw man, 245,000 in a target date fund, and 1700 in SPXS for funsies. Hopefully we get a small pullback tomorrow for some taxable gains.

Meme ticker CVNA +900% YTD

Clown world.

>>56977978
just write an option or two.
How bigs the warchest?

>>56978285
Yeah so thankful we get that 3000 tax write off for losses. Right around that for this year. At least my portfolio is rebalanced and mostly in the safe stuff like VOO now.

>>56978187
>VTI
This is the whey

>>56978276
> Semiconductors are the future
That’s no guarantee they are the best investment

>>56978254
70% of the time the 2 minute candles work every time.

>>56978187
Schwab 3mo CDs at 5.46% this morning down from 5.51% yesterday

>>56978315
I like that in /SMG/ VOO is "safe".

>>56977978
Boglehead here. Genuinely sorry anon

>>56978243
>>56978254
How are you viewing that indicator?

>>56978328
>Boglehead
Aren't you guys flat for 2 years now?

>>56978326
>etf following the s&p 500 is not safe

>>56978326
Pretty safe bet compared to SOXL lol

>>56978326
for me, VTI is my "bonds" :p

>>56977943
LLAP BROTHERS WE'RE SO BACK!

>>56978310
Little over $60k. I'm too rarted for options honestly.

>>56978321
There are no guarantees in life but I am pretty convinced in the long run semis are the right move.

>>56978315
>>56978317
You heeded my warnings... thank goodness.

>>56977978
realizing gains is good. less risk and made gains is winning.

>>56978013
for me its been very positive. feels like everything clicked.

>>56978336
I'm using yahoo finance advanced charts. Open up spy in yahoo finance>open advanced chart>click indicators>search nogo and add the indicator

>>56978145
kek

SAVE is back.
Anyone looked at Macy's?

>>56978349
>>56978370
My Roth IRA is half VTI half VOO. Never touching it, gonna DRIP, buy more every year with max cash contribution.

>>56978367
buying options bad. selling options is basically a coupon every 45 days or so

>No BABA posters.
So I'm the last one holding the bags. This must be the bottom.

>>56978343
Not if we're DCAing, and all of us that aren't retired, are.
>>56978345
Some people have a hard time dealing with a 50% drawdown. YMMV.

>>56978395
rip

>>56978276
You should look at the volatility of the underlying asset before applying daily leverage. SP 500 can optimally take on 3x. SPY mean implied volatility over past 180 days is 14. QQQ can optimally run 2x leverage. It's mean IV is 18. The mean IV for SOXX is even higher than QQQ, at 26. The higher the volatility of the underyling asset, the less daily leverage you should use. I'd guess that the optimal daily leverage is between 1.5x to 2x leverage for semiconductors. USD is probably a safer long term hold. In fact USD has actually outperformed SOXL over the past 5 years.

>>56978262
Broadly speaking (not specific to Guyana), war is good for America's economic and political interests. Most of your modern comforts wouldn't exist if America hadn't become the world's police state.

You guys. I have such a sinking pit in my stomach. I knew this would happen. And yet. Why is it that we only listen to our gut when hindsight is involved? I’ll never FOMO but I am full of rage that knows no bounds.

>>56978389
Save hasta boom pls

>>56978389
>Macy's
Is that offer confirmed? I'm not a fan of merger arb where the offer is just theoretical.
Sometimes it works, but there are plenty of rumors that don't pan out - BAK or MANU for example.

>>56978400
Wdym rip? 2024 is the year of the dragon baba will double minimum watch and learn!

>>56977943
Didn't spottem get shotten?

>>56978405
mfw i posted about them last night but forgot to check them, cool that they kept pumping guess it was a good idea

>>56978383
>Open up spy in yahoo finance>open advanced chart>click indicators>search nogo
?

>>56978368
Why don’t you diversify a bit and invest in tech in general. You might be right semis will be needed in increasing amounts but will they be the best stocks is a different story. It’s possible the hype is over and you bought the top

SPY looks like it's going to bart.

>>56978430
kek

>>56978444
I concur.

>>56978403
Leaning towards doing 75% SOXQ and 25% USD for that extra spice. Thanks anon!

Why does the market crab so fucking much

Any fellow crox maximalists here? since I bought the dip after earnings I am up a comfy 41%.

LLAP SISTERS WERE SO BACK

>>56978054
Based, happy for you.

>>56978404
It was but the US has exhausted its ability to fight wars.
>>56978262
No, we're not capable anymore.

>>56978444
And checked

>>56978435
I've got your diversification right here.

VT.

You nerd.

impregnated my 3rd filipina today

>>56978456
Wish this was a banner kek

>>56978454
>just hit ATH
>calls it a crab
You really are a degenerate gambler aren’t you?

>>56978454
Zoom out.

>>56978395
I was unironically the original FXI anon. I made my gains and exited. Idk how china stocks are doing these days. Wouldn't surprise me if they're low-crabbing

>>56978435
The big popular tech companies will change, but the raw materials they use will stay the same (semis).

>>56978454
load up, next leg up soon.

>>56978454
oh is the market not parabolic enough for you? lol
We literally havnt even had a pullback since oct.

Aaaand I officially don't have any (unrealized) capital losses. Looks like I'll have to pay tax.

Nah, just kidding, we'll dump 5% before Christmas.

>>56978407
4 hour chart is still on the climb from the red side, looks promising today.
>>56978415
No idea, just heard about it, figured I'd ask here.

>>56978454
Price discovery sudden shifts up or down aren't normal or even considered a good thing. Outside of catastrophic events there is no reason for the market to moon or crash.

>>56978300
it's down almost 90% from ATH you stupid retard

>>56978397
>Not if we're DCAing, and all of us that aren't retired, are.
I don't want to get into a debate right now, but everyone who receives a paycheck can DCA into any strategy, and profit off the same sort of volatility. When something dips and then rebounds, dollars added in between will always be profitable. When something pumps and then dumps, the opposite is true.
Anyone DCAing during the entirety of 2021 spent the following year looking pretty dumb.

Essentially what you're saying is that you made some shit purchases, but you also made some decent ones. I would rather just make the decent purchases, personally.
Also DCA is not strictly about retirement. It's about portfolio size relative to income/savings rate. Those with a portfolio size below 1 years savings can more comfortably take on risk, knowing that in the worst case it'll only take a year to rebuild. If you have 10 years savings, the ability to DCA is 1/10th of that.

>>56978477
HSI P/E is like 7 on companies with growing revenues and profits (high single low double digits). Let's just say Chink stocks are undervalued as fuck.

>>56978389
Have you been in a Macy's recently? It's all browns and lower middle class customers thinking they are upper class for shopping there

Bought SAVE. It's 15 dollars, how much lower can it go?

>>56978493
You seem to not be aware of the modern type of investor. No more 1-2% in a week. Now it's 1-2% a day at least (indices)

just in case anyone remembers me: I am anon who wanted to buy a house but the poorfag owners wanted some money when signing the "promise to sell" contract
I just found some mechanism with which they could easily assure me they would pay, but they rejected it.
the problem with this house it that the owners inherited it, they are poor and they hate one each other, so even if I agree to pay any money beforehand and everything was legal, written in the contract and shit, I would probably get $0 back (or less than what I paid) if the sale failed. they want me to give them something like 8% of the price to pay for debts.

it's a good price, but I'm not sure if I should risk anything. what would you guys do? you are a bunch of gamblers after all...

>>56978500
Lol. I went in looking for gloves the other year because the cold steering wheel hurts my hands in the winter.
They wanted $100 bucks for gloves that were like $5 at Target. It's completely outrageous.

>>56978500
I don't go to 'department' stores or really any stores anymore because it is shockingly depressing how fat, brown and ESL America is now. Seeing this house sized LATAM femgroids waddling around shouting to each other in whatever shit language they have is sickening.

>>56978430
Click full-screen and then join beta or advanced chart or something like that

>>56978500
Senor por favor, no racismo.

>>56978463
Well I’m sorry, it seems I hadn’t read all of your posts in full detail. If you’re diversified enough, why are you crying about a single sector, or was that just because of the 3x etf, which I admit is retarded

1% per day is only a CAGR of 1264% kek if you can't even do that might as well kys

>>56978514
Man I wish I could figure out Old Navy's web site. I fucking hate going there..

>>56978511
i wouldnt be able to sleep at night worrying about that.

>>56978480
Basic raw materials never make the most money

I solded my SOXL. Prepare for it to pump.

>>56978511
>gambling money that can buy a house
i day trade spy options every day but i wouldnt do that, get a lawyer to back you up and get a contract that wont get you fucked or walk away

>>56978514
Most white people are at like forever 21, american eagle, ect. Wife drags me around sometimes but fuck their shit is all overpriced garbage.

>>56978533
He comes here every day and won't take the advice given to him 100 times that if they won't agree to BASIC legal assurances then no price no matter how cheap is worth it. Just ignore him.

>>56978465
Based. Are abortions legal there? String them along as long as possible so they keep it then dip.

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

>>56978472
I want it to pull back and instead it's like we get these long wicks on both up and down candles where sell pressure is reversed fast as retards buy in

>>56978541
They extended the busses out to my mall so it's full of brown people just like everywhere else.

>>56978477
When to sell LLAP

>>56978545
filipinas are devoutly catholic, i will have a thousand grandchildren

>>56978528
I'm not sure I would either...

>>56978533
>>56978542
>get a contract that wont get you fucked or walk away
I mean, I've talked to a bunch of lawyers already. the thing is, even if the contract said "you pay me my money back or I'll go to court", they'll probably not be able to do anything. ONE of them has to make himself responsible for that money. and even then, how do you even get your money back poor people?
btw, there are 7 (seven) heirs...

>>56978491
PUMP LLAP

>>56978493
>>56978472
Yep probably gonna have a post Christmas pull back especially when rate cuts begin. The Santa rally might be a bit extreme since there was no Santa rally last year.

>>56978557
As sure as the sun will rise - as soon as a new neighborhood or shopping district gets public transit the non-whites show up by the hordes. Anyone who has lived in the real world and not lefty fantasy land knows it always happens and why you don't want welfare transit anywhere near your stomping grounds/home.

>>56978403
USD chads rise the FUCK up

FUNKO
U
N
K
O

>Sold SPY 495 Jannie calls in September
>Didn't close when they got to 0.06 in early Oct
My shares are gonna get called away, aren't they?

>>56978514
I recently moved back to the same city I grew up in. It had some diversity then but was mostly white. Now it's the same. If I go to the mall, barely any white people. Tons of towel heads, beaners, blacks, and assorted mystery meat. All loud and fat. No whites, no asians.

I ended up going to Walmart once, and was the only white dude in the entire store, though it was at like 10pm which is for some reason when a lot of browns go out shopping.

Financial advice: Short the US unless Trump closes the border and starts kicking illegals out.

Euro is about to break $1.10

>>56977777

>>56977943
PLEASE PUMP LLAP AND NKGN

>>56977965
tfw sugar baggie
our time will come again, sugar bros

Is Halliburton a good buy?

Sitting on cash rn and don’t know what to do with it. Job makes me hold stock for 30+ days before selling

>>56978584
When I was in my early 20s I was cheering it on because I didn't understand.
Now I know why old people are so frustrated with everything.

>>56978595
Based.

>>56978604
We're way past 'just closing the border' to fix anything. If orange man doesn't close the border *and* implement Operation Super Wetback Land 2 there's not going to be a USA by 2040.

>>56978606
Gay

100% TMF portfolio 2024

Why the fuck is the Polish Zloty so strong against the USD. Christ I'm making more on forex than capital gains on my Polish stocks

We just hit our third NoGo signal.

>>56978395
Down 14% on BABA
Down 18% on Tencent
Down 45% on Zhongchao

>>56978655
Ballast should be always be secured

>>56978604
You have to remember that these people are our slaves. It’s especially powerful if we stop unions and minimum wage. Then whites live in luxury while the brown underclass serves

>>56978562
Im torn between just letting it ride and seeing what happens, or taking profits now. My avg is .81 so I feel like I could potentially get a better entry point later if it shits the bed. However, all its going to take to moon would be for them to announce they received a milestone payment from Rivadan or LMT is buying them. Leaning heavily on the let it ride.

>>56978667
You said that twice yesterday though

>>56978674
we're all the jews' slaves, anon

>>56978667

>>56978662
Yeah. It means the dollar is getting weaker. Get ready for higher prices at the grocery store. Keep as little cash as you can.

>>56978670
Based gonna make it. What's the thesis with Zhongchao they're like a online healthcare tutoring company? Spoonfeed me.

>>56978676
And then we were under 7 go signals right before the announcement. these things change second to second pay attention.

>>56978675
We could buy later tho and take profit today. My entry point is 1$ :(

>>56978662
It was amazing when usd gained close to 20% against the euro in less than a year in 2022

>>56978697
Avoid China. It's all fake and gay.

>>56978511
anon stop posting about this and just move on. there are a billion houses in the world. find one that isn’t owned by weirdos or scammers.

>>56978709
I was selling USD for Zloty at 4.5/5 hoping for a rally in polish stocks which never really came I just got like a 15-20% gain on forex lmfao.

>>56978698
>pay attention.
Make me!

>>56978511
>I would probably get $0 back
If they agree to pay you and then don't you drag them to court and either get the police to compel them to hand over assets or garnish their wages.

People don't know it but slavery effectively still exists and this is how you buy them. I know someone who effectively owns multiple people. It's fucking nuts.

>>56978711
Yeah the number two economy is fake and gay gotcha.

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS SIR

Can we fucking continue selling off or are we just going to slowly fucking pull back up

And there it is. RIP US dollar. You had a good run this hiking cycle.

STOP FUCKING GOING UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD MARKET

>>56978743
The government is kinda fake in a gay sort of way desu

>Microsoft dumping
>Apple up
This market has lost any credibility.
LMAO

>bear thesis completely dead
>about to surge past ATH
>unemployment still low
>rate cuts now basically guaranteed
>earnings have mostly been rock solid
>M7 still surging
>RE going back up
what will the doomer cope be now?

TMF
M
F

Tell me why you would buy anything else. This is the easiest shit I have ever seen in my life and you guys will find some way to fuck it up gambling on Chinese tickers with 5 letters instead.

SAVE SAVE SAVE

>Nasdaq clearly having a bear day
>retarded jew faggots keep buying red bar closes and pushing the market back up

>>56978774
You read the briefs?
DoJ one is pretty hilarious.

>>56978766
That is exactly the point.

LLAP LLAP

>>56978788
DoJ is retarded. That lawyer should fly them and find out.

>>56978697
>What's the thesis with Zhongchao
I have no idea what they do

>>56977943
Is that Spotemgottem?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy...

>>56978702
If I sell today then 36% of profit goes to the treasury. If I can wait till next year it will only be 15% and potentially much higher profit. Further if it shits the bed the I can sell and deduct from taxable income without worrying about wash sale bullshit.

>See the solar at it's bottom
>Know it's only a matter of time until it skyrockets back up
>Zero money to buy
>Fed does it's bullshit and solar companies do +60% already, going to do an absolute shitton more.

I fucking hate not having dry powder.

>>56978763
>The government is kinda fake in a gay sort of way desu
Like all governments.
>>56978805
Based.

>>56978814
What solar? Like for residential electricity? Those tax breaks are over, no? I don't expect any of them to be around for much longer. Also makes selling a home a total pain in the ass, because people don't want to assume those loans with the house.

Every time the nasdaq sells off it gets pushed back up

>>56978814
Many such cases brother.

>>56978838
RUN

What goes up must come down
Simple as

Buy materials, energy, and gold

>>56978838
>Those tax breaks are over, no?
nope, they were actually increased with the inflation reduction act which was green new deal 2.0 with a different name

>>56978858
For how long?

>>56978838

I don't necessarily consider these companies any kind of a good hold value wise, but since they're down like 80-95%, people will pile back into them just based on them moving on cheap money like they previously did.
Throw in the past performance expectations, hype, fomo etc.. and these stocks are going to do the fastest multiples we can find in this market.
Also reality is that the green malthusian globalist fucks will pump money into this no matter how unsustainable it is, green bullshit isn't going to go away any time soon.

>>56978849

We'll all make it in the end bröther, opportunities always pop up.

>>56978872
Dunno if there is a sunset, dems are retarded like that.

>>56978879
>We'll all make it in the end bröther, opportunities always pop up.
Based cup half-full optimistic thinker.

Now that the next bullrun has started will we see a rise of normies again like after the covid crash?

>>56978879
Nice, they have options available? Might pick up some long calls. My SAVE contracts for tomorrow are pumping so I'll probably drop those this afternoon.
>>56978887
True.

>>56978811
I have no idea about taxes and the like in my brokers account plus the country I live in (panama)

>>56978902
Normies don't even have money anymore. They're skipping on healthcare costs to buy food.

>>56978909
Are you a US citizen?

>>56978902
yes, it's already beginning

>>56978909
>I have no idea about taxes and the like
Based as things should be.

Yes hello when does the market continue selling off instead of slowly pushing back higher

>>56978929
Nope.

WELP I guess we're just going to continue going up til we hit another ATH on the day, because we will never sell off again

>>56978949
sorry bro the plan is higher for longer

>>56978788
Pretty sure DOJ is going to win. Seriously the Biden admin can’t afford to lose another case like this.

>>56978933
The broker should do it

>>56978976
>The broker should do it
No the broker shouldn't do it. And neither should you.

>>56978967

Why is this still fucking going up what are you retarded jews fucking doing to the market. In what way is this a fucking good sign

>>56978973
Ok.

>>56978987
But I'm not American, I'm in LATAM

Pump the bitch, I wanna see a new ATH by tomorrow. (Free Money Friday)

>>56979001
Doesn't matter brokers jobs is to let me trade/invest not to do my taxes.

>>56978995
Bears are mentally ill in retarded. They will buy more puts and ignore the FED while we rip to new ATH. Someone post the mott capital graph

TMF
M
F

Seriously might active margin and all in this shit.

We're going to finish green at this rate because this pullback is never going to end

Just finished all of my Christmas shopping
Time to restart the SANTA RALLY

>>56979001
You mean latinx.

>>56978995
HIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still pulling back and it's been almost 45 minutes

>>56978655
I miss warm weather and moving around the south.

ACIC might actually hit $10 EOW.

>>56978902
Nah. no stimmy checks to get them going. this one will be the actual investors who were here pre covid or actually survived post covid draw down.

Fuck bros my CC on all my TLT and mortgage MBS are ITM

>>56979033
Sadly, I was born in a latin country when my parents aren't from here.

>>56979033
Latino faggot

>>56978465
If it’s a girl my son will be impregnating her in about 15 years. Circle of life frens.

>>56979020
Truth. So many stocks have a 99% percent short utilization probably just because they are unprofitable growth (i.e. LCID). They got greedy and I hope they go bust.

>>56979064
Let them exercise.

>>56978995
Peak rates / fall in USD.

>>56979064
Why bro... Why would you sell calls on something JPow said is going to moon for the next year.

>"cashgang"
Lmfao. Did those posters an-hero already?

exit liquidity was yesterday. today is asshat liquidity

>>56979105
I'm actually doing very well thanks.

>>56979099
I rolled them yesterday at the close but it seems
WE CAN"T STOP THE BUYING (in bonds)

SOXS has a million fans, I am one of them
If SOXS has one hundred fans, I am one of them
If SOXS has one fan, I am that fan
If SOXS has no fans, that means I am dead
If all of stock market computers is against SOXS, I am against all of stock market computers

>>56978769
i put 6k in back in october thanks to some fags on here

>>56978511
Are the debts on the house? Because this is what the closing agents are supposed to do. They hold the money in escrow and pay the bills owed after sale is complete.

I have a feeling that most of you fags have no idea what you're doing

I don't understand what the fuck happened to cause the curve to invert so badly? Can we cope and say its because everyone is trying to go long now that the top is "in" and that demand is pushing down the yield?

>>56979115
TLT is going to 150 next year. Fed confirmed generational bottom of bonds. Let's fucking goooo

CVNA + 20%

Top Lel

>>56978511
Nope. Plenty of fish ion the sea

>>56979124
What the fuck...

Anon don't tell me you haven't bought ARM.... Have you?

no i didnt buy your tranny stock, stop asking

>>56979118
post your SOXS position

>tech stocks red
>QQQ and spy just slowly crab up

PUMP LLAP

really is impressive how the market doesn't let people back in

>>56979137
they owe money to the lawyers, water and electricity bills, paperwork and so on.

We're gonna dump mumu, mark my words. and tech is gonna dump us

In this moment, I am euphoric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

Days like yesterday really fucking hurt as an option seller. I was positioned mostly long except for one problem child and yesterday's rally blew through most of my strikes so now I really need a dump.

>>56978570
Are the taxes paid up to date on the property? Some places allow you to bid a certain percentage over the unpaid taxes. The winning bid pays the taxes and the owners have a certain amount of time to pay you back or the property is yours.

>>56979140
eco numbers continue to suggest inflation is done. rate cuts next year are more likely than they were month ago

>>56979141
I buy "low" and I wait for my bags to break even

>>56979214
it pays no state taxes, otherwise it would have been offered in a legal auction a long time ago

>>56979141
what do you mean?

Looks like we won't reach ATH today, but maybe tomorrow.

>>56979073
Anon I…

>>56979141
We're doing your mom.

SAVE SAVE SAVE

>>56979240
Boy oh boy my $480 dec 22 calls might actuallt print.

mumu bros we back on spy

>>56979248
Bruv did you lose your thumb or something looks quite short?

>>56979210
>0.30 of premium
>To lose 100 shares and miss out on 10% pump

Shit is retarded. I stopped doing it a long time ago. Buying cheap option lottery tickets is whatever... Maybe you lose $30 but selling options and watching yourself get fucking heemed feels so bad

Told yas to slurp that Cigna dip this morning

>>56979248
ok boomer

>>56979248
>that thumb

>>56979070
Do you speak Latin?
Nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

>>56979210
i've martingale'd my way into writing naked SPY April 490 calls

>>56979273
>>56979283
It's like that anon with the thumb toes and this guy swapped digits

>>56979210
>Selling options when IV was at all time lows
>Get surprised when it fucks you
I literally told you this would happen.

>>56979141
how do i reach the point of knowing what i'm doing

And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.

>>56979296
Pretty ballsy but absolutely worth it if it pulls off the same stunt as last year

>>56979296
Anon... that's brutal.

We're going to hit 490 in less than a week.

>>56979197
So then the closing agents pay these people after the sale and the owners get what’s left. If you really want the home then maybe offer to pay the sellers closing costs. They sound to me like super retards getting bad advice or scammers pretending to be super retards.

>>56979210
>Selling options without being able to delta hedge

Do people really?

>>56979274
I've been using broken wing butterflies and playing direction. Usually for a $30 debit or less. If I'm wrong, I lose $30. If I'm right, I make money. I only lose when I'm right too fast which is what happened yesterday. I hate doing iron condors and verticals because they are too sensitive to price changes. The BWBs are a lot slower moving and doing it that was is the first time I've been consistently profitable.

Equal weight bros stay winning

>>56979338
Nobody has ever said "I systematically sold options without any discretion and made money for years".
There however people like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGNRIRoG9mI&t=81s

>>56979140
where's douki-chan wearing sheer leggings revealing her slutty red panties you fucking fag

>>56979366
Cant you just run the wheel on something like Exxon relatively safely?

>>56979351
>Doing all this shit instead of just buying and holding TMF

Literally every time I enter a trade I get reversed. Why is this market so fucking jewish?

>>56978902
My normie crypto whatsap group has blown up again after two years of silence. Biggest top sign ever.

>>56979020
>ignore the FED
Fed is a bitch, doing rate cuts with sticky inflation like this.

>>56979364
MSFT really sinking Fag7 today

>>56979383
You know what's safe? Holding cash and thinking fondly about Exxon every day. Just because you can trade options every week doesn't mean it's profitable

new
>>56979413
>>56979413
>>56979413

i think 4chin is having issues

>>56979415
Because Exxon is going somewhere?

Sure it dumped in value when oil went negative but that was a once in 20 year dip that reversed in less than 2 years.

I don't see how earning 5% a month with low risk of assignment covered calls and cash covered puts on something like exxon is a high risk thing.

>>56979333
I already offered to pay them half of the bills and they first rejected my offer but months later they agreed
the whole thing is very messy and lengthy to explain, but a few important details are that a realtor is acting as middleman, and they have to wait for a judge to authorize one of the heirs to be able to sell the whole thing, which will take months. if the latter wasn't a condition I'd buy it no problem, but the wait will kill me, and, yes, it might be a scam by one of the heirs. also, their lawyers are fucking lazy and retarded.
this is a good opportunity because of how well located it is, but the fear of being scammed and not being able to recover the money, or even having to go to court against the whole family has made me rethink all of this 100 times already. and I've been through this shit for 2 months already.

>>56979448
You're not 'earning' 5%, You're selling the risk of the stock breaking your strike price. Stop trading options please, you are so stupid.
Just own the god damn stock you retard. Short. Vol. Is. Not. Free. Money.

>>56979412
>Sticky inflation
2%. It's at the target rate. It's over. Soft landing. Sorry about your puts. Actually no I'm not sorry you are pretty retarded and get what you deserve

>>56979324
I got a lot better after losing a few thousand dollars over the course of three years.
These days I actually make a little money.

>>56979383
wtf is that look!? Looks like my 89 year old grandma

On the exact minute turn pump. All bots.

>>56979467
we're actually in a recession right now, but you won't hear about it on the news until next year

>>56979273
Just the angle in combination with how long my fingers are. I'll get a set of calipers and we'll see.

>>56979201
CALLED IT

>>56978104
>>56978140
>>56978203
>retards comforting retards
Just hold SOXL you dumb fuck. It will experience new ATHs

>>56979855
>>56979201
>It's slightly down after still being up majorly
Oh Mumu you got to contend with slight downturns now because you just can't get your red day anymore.

>>56980182
BUDDY we end red