/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sounds like you must be fun at parties :^)

>>57037031
>That one guy that never brings his girlfriend to social gatherings

lmao please tell me you dont do that. I mean sure, you can skip a christmas due to reasons, but multiple years at the same company and never bringing someone?

You got issues my friend

>>57037113
>his girlfriend
Anon...

>>57037031
I'm not reading your incel manifesto, friendo

>a real man sacrifices everything he works for to temporarily please a female so he can maybe have sex every few days and have more shit to maintain because women don't know how to do shit anymore

>>57037031
Incel
They don't want you that's why you are alone

>>57037031
kek i bet they all collectively make fun of you before they leave the house
>im sure anon is going to show up alone again
>i know can you believe it
>what a loser
>hahahahahaha

>>57037031
Just hire a hot escort dumbass

>>57037142
We need simps and wifecucks to maintain this society anon

>>57037031
>doesnt bring a pornstar to his gatherings
Jesus fuck anon. Even mouth breathing retard marines are smarter than you.

>>57037031
They give blowjobs and cook.
Have you never?

>>57037375
Lmao if you think a modern wife is doing any of that to most wifecucks

>>57037031
Have sex retard.

>>57037375
Mine only does one of those things.

>>57037031
the moment you realize that a wife and children is kind of like wearing a nice watch is the moment you realize you didn't make it
gl anon i mean it

you should get an early invite to beoble so you can write your incel copes while trading shitcoins with like minded eunuchs like yourself

>>57037091
>>57037113
>>57037133
>>57037277
>>57037316
>>57037414
bunch of cuckolds and vagina retard worshipper subhumans

>>57039137
>bunch of cuckolds and vagina retard worshipper subhumans
OP I kneel. Women are parasites. You're supposed to whip them in order and make them bring things to you. They are apparently better hunters anyway. These fags just don't believe the science.

Our Christmas party is during a normal workday so I get to avoid that. They're still gay as fuck

>>57037031
Why'd you go? The "no couples" rule I'm pretty sure has to be removed because of jealousy

>>57039083
simp cuck, is the manliest choice to disregard pussy in order to get success

I had to go through a humiliation ritual.
My work had a couples ball, I am the only single person there and had to attend.
The looks of pity, being spoken to like an autistic child, and snickering was unreal.

>>57039083
there wont be any blackpills on beoble i bet theres just a bunch of normie fags giving tiktok mental health advice and how its all in the personality and body count doesnt matter

>>57037031
>mandatory christmas "party"
why didn't you tell us you're famous OP
this is you in light blue on the left?
nice party fag

>>57037031
>vagina retard parasite
Kek.

>>57039317
>women front and center
>really enthusiastic
>proud of how well they're doing the wagie dance
Of course.

the purpose of life is procreation anon, socializing with your peers is part of the human experience

stop trying to be different

>>57039161
I kneel as well. Excellent woman hating from one man to another. Well done. Anyone bashing op is a faggot.

>>57039357
>the purpose of life is procreation
no its not, the purpose of life is not about wasting time with vagina imbeciles and going to mandatory wagefag slavefests.
having a roasthole spastic on your side is the most annoying thing in the world and the fastest way to ruin yourself

>>57037031
>>57039137
BASED

>>57039358
why is this site suddenly so full of simpfaggots?
it wasnt always like this from what I remember.

>"but you dont have one of the garloid carrying retards with you that means we can make fun of you"
current day human civilization pisses me off and it is full of simpfaggots and vagina parasite worship wherever you look.
back in the day men would just beat them behind closed doors so they shut the fuck up. now they teach these holetards how to read fuck this

>>57039137
This, naked apes are overrated. That's why I have a dog. She's loyal, loving and tight. Best of all cheap.

>>57039509
>womb looks eerily similar to a rams head
Just a coincidence.

>>57037031
>Office Christmas party
Not even once. Always too much drama and roasties cheating on their husbands with their 'work husband'. I enjoy hearing the gossip in the aftermath though.

>>57037031
Just don't go retard, nobody has ever been fired for not going to a Christmas party.

>>57039305
Was this sales? I would've brought an escort, fuck that

>>57037113
>lmao please tell me you dont do that. I mean sure, you can skip a christmas due to reasons, but multiple years at the same company and never bringing someone?
>You got issues my friend
the key is to never go to any of works social gatherings. problem solved

>Don’t have gf don’t want one (too expensive and no one but disgusting roasties in area)
>Get bullied for not dating the obese land whale at work
>tell people I’m gay
>Normies start trying to set me up with queers

Is the most radical thing a man can do in society is be single and straight?

>>57037031
you can always carry your mom or sister.

Welcome to normieland anon. Understand this about normies and you won't be disappointed ever again:
> They have an attention span the size of a little pea
> They must always have a girlfriend/boyfriend in their arms at all times, otherwise you're a "loser"
> They're responsible for the crypto and stock "clown markets"
> They will ALWAYS betray you (eventually) for a crumb of pussy; never long term befriend them, they're fickle as hell
> Once they've made up their mind in their bubbled-in world view, you can't change their minds - they're a hivemind too, and they're most especially STUBBORN
> If you talk about any taboo subject they don't "approve" of around them, even if a minor offense, they will whisper behind your back, make fun of you, laugh at you, and completely destroy your reputation - this also applies when you look the slightest bit goofy or your voice sounds weird too

Yes, they're a hard lot to please. Best not even try.

A really clever anon here awhile back when he started a new job he had photoshopped and AI girl and himself together. Made her look in his league as well and then dropped hints about her having a chronic sickness or something causing him to constantly be busy when not at work. Was able to get out of all the mandatory team building bullshit and isn’t constantly set up with the single roastie at work. May try this next jerb.

>>57039740
kek thats a good idea

>>57039432
>glunk
>steel bars open from door
>puzzle solve jingle

>>57037031
How old are you, you dysgenic faggot OP?

>>57040251
35

>>57040255
Yikes. Your thread is obviously a form of cope. Go outside and touch grass.

>>57040277
get the fuck out of my thread you simp faggot

>>57039525
pathetic

>>57037031
Sounds like the start of a wholesome love story where you get a guy to pretend to be your date for parties, you eventually become closer to each other, have mindblowing anal sex and then get married in Brazil

>>57040358
never asked about your homofag fantasies. I hope some nigger kills you.

>>57039509
Ive been sticking my dick in THAT?

>>57040510
yes you stick your dick into a hell portal and it turns you into a braindead simp

>>57040303
The only Faggot here is you OP. You come off like a jaded teenage girl who can’t get over having their heart broken once. Yeah, a lot of women are fucking useless, that’s why you control them and be the dominant role. Instead you cope about how never having sex and being alone forever is cool. Kill yourself nigger.

>>57037031
I went alone to mine, was gonna bring a girl but it didn't work out. I ate, drank, and socialized, hit on the bartender and this one woman who's into me, her hubby feels threatened by me and she was keeping an unusual distance. Twas somewhat uncomfortable but I'm so good at charming her. Excellent food this time and free drinks.

But I'm likeable and may come off as a player. Maybe stop being a loser

>>57037425
I realized this when all my coworkers started having kids at literally the exact same time, it was like they all started a new hobby and is now the only thing hey ever talk about.

They are now either on leave or majorly slacking at work, "uh oh, gotta go feed the baby, you guys can finish this report, right?"

I went on education leave just to get the same time off, but I dread returning to work with those slackers. I think I'm going to quit when I get back, I'm too old and feckless to do office work anymore.

Imagine not hiring a 10/10 young escort to go with you to these parties just to mog your normie coworkers

>>57040799
simp harder niggerfaggot

>>57041135
why pay money to some whorehole to impress faggot simp coworkers?

>>57041172
You made a whole thread about how much you care about what your coworkers think of you and I gave you the secret. If that's what you care about.

>>57040277
Zoomer nigger let me give you some advice from a 30 year old sipper. NEVER DATE FROM THE WORK PLACE. You know that old adage “don’t shit where you eat”? Well that’s for this. Keep your work life and social life as separate as possible and you’ll be happy.

>>57039621
>why do I make 20% less than the charismatic guy who gets along with everyone???

>>57037031
dude just hire an escort... or dont go to the party...,

>>57041135
If she exposes you though...

>>57039617
>>57041135
As soon as they clock on you have brought a prostitute (and they will) you will be the laughing stock of the company for years to come.

>>57041287
Fr. Soft skills mog hard skills so fucking hard. You'd think on a business and finance board people would realize the way to actual money is making the fucking deals

>>57037113
I've been single for like 6 years. Was a bit of a whore before. Women are okay and i see too many dudes with new girls that have the same dead eyes.

I want a premo virgin or nothing frankly. Unless the woman is absolutely serving me left and right they are annoying friends that get my addicted to cooming.

Especially with American women and social media. I used to fuck a lot of Gfs and wives and shit. Its amazing how dudes are such losers over some trash whore that's cheating on him anyways.

Its almost impossible to find a girl who isn't turned on by it as it's that taboo devil shit.

After years of socialization I also realize that most bitches are literally the same thing. Same brain, same trends, etc
Even the "good" ones are still retards behind your backs. They're more prone to sin than men so unless I find a young virgin I'm hard passing on every stupid used up whore that likes my truck and my guitar. Fuck you in fact. These whores en masse ruined generations of my brothers so they could be whores.

I pray nightly the vaccine is legit sterilizing 80% of women. I can't wait read their obituaries.

Pills and a bath tub
Father's love desecrated
Destined for these whores

Women are all over omegle, snapchat, etc finding dudes to give them attention and it's even worse for young girls since they are more horny from fertility.

>>57037031
go to the gym anon

>>57041287
>20% less
big fucking deal, I'd gladly take 20% less to not have to deal with people at work. When the time is right I will leave for more money.

>>57042706
and you will get 20% less than the men who 'play the game' there as well. You can't work your way into management's good graces.

>>57042744
and again big fucking deal, I can make "20%" in the markets. 20% more isn't life changing.

>>57042760
Imagine this was medieval times and the "20%" was all you needed to move towards a higher caste.

>>57037031
But anon...


What if.... you DESERVE to be shamed?

>>57041444
Do you live in the UK?

>>57039432
>ouch, my eye

>>57039525
Based. The dogpill works both ways. Once you realize you don't need a woman for physical and emotional fulfillment, women become drastically less valuable. Yes this is financial advice.
I still fuck women from time to time, because you can do fetish shit with them which would be unethical with an animal, but I feel absolutely zero need to ever tie myself down with one. The freedom feels amazing.

And for those wondering, cookie is prettier AND feels better than roast beef. Don't ever try mare though, or you'll get addicted and it will ruin everything else for you in comparison. Cowboys knew what the fuck was up. It's a shame horses are so expensive to keep these days.

>>57037113
>never show up with my long term gf. Colleagues know of her but rarely meet
>cheat on her every chance I get with hr roasties and the like
>top banter, great for camaraderie. Would recommend
>only whipped faggots take their spouse to work parties

>>57039525
tight?

Never took a girlfriend to work parties because I'm not popular at work and I don't want my gf to stop thinking I'm cool. 3d chess.

>>57039525
If you fuck a dog you deserve to burn in hell.

>>57037031
Have sex

Friendly reminder that whatever image you see in public, most men are in hell in their marriage and it’s a hell of the female design.

And all great philosophers, including Jesus, will tell you the world at large will convince you to do things that will only hurt you and make you sad. Don’t give in and don’t try to be like the world.

As someone who was married, not a day goes by that I miss that shit. Even the sex, which is a key factor in the whole deal, that shit fades almost entirely by year 2 or 3. That whore you met that would suck your dick at the drop of a hat, now she’s an overweight, always irritated woman who if you’re lucky she’ll lay there for missionary position 2 or 3 times a month. I’ve met married men who have not had sex for YEARS.

Oh here’s another fun fact. I make $150k, I’m exactly 6ft and when erect I’m 8 inches. And still to this day have not met a woman I could trust and love, that did not eventually want to fuck my over and then afterwards tell people I was the asshole.

>>57037031
Die alone nigger

>>57046416
simpfaggot

>>57046324
Exactly. Having sex with dogs is animal cruelty. That's why I only let dogs have sex with me. If a dog shoves his knot up your ass then you know it's consensual

>>57046416
>nooo I don't wanna die alone bro, someone needs to die with me then it's better!
retard

>>57046854
How lonely do you need to be to get to the point where you try convince yourself of this? I hope it gets better for you.

>>57046896
> no anon you must live for and serve pussy!!

>>57046913
Not even close to what I said. I'm talking about having loved ones in general. I truly feel sorry for you if you have nobody in this world.

>>57037031
>vagina parasite
Don't show up to society tomorrow, redditor. YAGNMI.

>>57046896
How pathetic do you need to be to live your life worrying about things like dying alone? I'm truly sorry you're so afraid of death that you let it dictate how you live your life.

>>57046948
>moves the goal posts
btw "dying alone" is a misnomer, what you're really afraid of is living alone.

>>57041444
Your virginity showed so hard that you pulled trips.

>>57044756
US the average chick is just that. Average
All the same thing. They love the Weekend and dated a weed dealer when he was 28 and she's 17.

It's the same trend everywhere. I'm not even mad about dating I just hate the scene EVERYWHERE.

>all the terrified r*dditors in this thread whose lives have been upended by someone calling out women as worthless
Hilarious

>>57047301
Adam22 you are a cuck.

>>57047301
Trips are good btw you dumb faggot.

Got the Dubs too.

I'm telling you. I could fuck your girl in minutes. 90% of people are just peasant stock. Ie you.

Having a gf/wife sucks

It's only good in the beginning when you're having sex all the time (and that's also when the best sex happens) and those feel good hormones are pumping through you

Once that settles down, you realize she's not really that interesting or fun to be around and you'd rather just do your own thing than sit on the couch and watch whatever reality tv show you're watching at the time with her.

>>57040961
Just by the fact that you used the word “Twas”, I know this entire post is bullshit.

>>57040799
This sounds a lot like projection or normie seethe. You took the liberty to fill in a lot of blanks.

Women are the problem and also not the problem. They're solipsistic retards, but they're also fun to fuck and coom in. The real problem is that these women aren't considered property of their fathers and husbands anymore, so they have no incentive to not be total life-draining succubi. Therefore it makes much more sense in current year to be a Chad with a revolving harem of sluts who you can bang and keep well away from your money, at least if you're good looking. If not then it makes most sense to be volcel and maybe occasionally fuck a prostitute. And if you want kids, just impregnate the bitch and don't marry her, financially speaking.

>>57047375
> could fuck your girl in minutes
How? What do you do in your larp fantasy?

>>57047426
Believe what you want incel. I'm sure it's more comfortable for you to pretend that everyone sucks as hard as you

>>57037133
keked,THIS

>>57046374
>That whore you met that would suck your dick at the drop of a hat, now she’s an overweight, always irritated woman who if you’re lucky she’ll lay there for missionary position 2 or 3 times a month.
How to prevent?

Marriage is so fucking scary lmao I don't know how you guys manage to cross that line. I would lose sleep if any roastie was about to marry me. I had very bad experience with women so I have been single for the last 10 years. Now I'm 34 and I m starting to think it might be time to get a kid or two before I'm too old or unattractive but desu I can't bring myself to get emotionally involved with any woman. I just don't give a shit anymore

>>57048339
Regular Beatings

>>57046324
Hell doesn't real you fucking idiot. It's monster stories told to plebs to keep them in line. Realizing religion is completely bullshit is the first step away from Plato's cave.

>>57048598
>aethism is le truth!

go back retard

>>57039357
Ohhhh woooow, I loooove proooocreatin!!!
Hey everyone look at me!
Penis penis in vagina, we birth a kid that will live in a hellscape corporate farm trying to surive the hordes of third worlders!
Oooh, lets all procreate, that's the purpose of life! Im procreatoooon!

>>57048935
kek

ever noticed that literally everyone wants you to stick your penis into a vagina hell hole and cum your life force inside it?
they advertise this everywhere in the media and 99% of people are obsessed with sex they talk about nothing else!
Thats why I'm NOT gonna do it, society wants you to stick your penis into vagina the same way they want you to stick needles filled with vaccines into your arms.
I believe the way to leave this simulation and to truly make it is to never have the sex and never allow your penis to enter a vagina.

>>57048339
Don't marry a woman unless the wedding cost lots of takeout food, go on continous camping trips and fast during them, tie woman to bedframe and make her finish your video games, don't give in to going to normie shit and you might experience three years of whiplash for that but depending on how beautiful they are the whole point is to hogtie them and never let them outside ever again, preferably have a cage which slots into a hole in your living room in which they are kept for most of the day

>>57048598
Baby's first "independent" thought.

>>57048985
whats your SR streak brother
>54 days and strong

>>57041333
>she starts trying to network
>lining up customers for future
>now everyone thinks your a cuck
>which you are so that works out

>>57037031
Holy gigacopium

>>57049291
5+ years and I have no wet dreams because I lucid dream myself into a Dojo where I train martial arts. No semen will ever leave my body not even when asleep.
if a succubus attempts to enter my dream I kill her with a Katana.
what I can also recommend is I dont watch any media where woman are involved and dont watch videos narrated by woman. I pretend often that they dont exist at all. When I walk the streets I never even look at any woman. No eye contact nothing, they are thin air even if they dress like whores. to me they dont exist they arent real people.
Since I started living like this my networth went more than 1000x.

>>57039509
You've got some mommy issues

>>57049345
Based

>>57041444
checked and kek’ed

>>57037031
I never had a gf and don't want one. Maybe I'm coping, but then again, not once in my life have I met a married guy I'd trade places with. Most normies just end up in sexless and miserable marriages. After some beers they straight up tell you that.

I just do hookers once or twice a week which works fine for me. I had some of the worst and best experiences with hookers. One downside is that it's pricey. Respectively, you need to rotate around until you find "the one" where sex feels like a religious experience. Totally worth it, imo.

>>57049345
now this is fucking impressive, you've attained the wizard powers and more by the sounds. any other abilities besides attracting money?

>>57051020
>>57048339
I’ve been married for twelve years and she hasn’t hardly gained any weight and we have sex as often as I like. It’s a pretty low stress and low maintenance relationship. I’m also 100% certain she hasn’t cheated on me; she barely leaves the house.
Just saying it’s not always bad, but yeah it probably almost always is.

>>57051020
>Respectively, you need to rotate around until you find "the one" [hooker] where sex feels like a religious experience.
This may be the saddest thing I've ever read.

>>57051200
I'm happy it worked out for you, anon. Thanks for sharing your thoughts.
>>57051243
How so? i find it quite beautiful.

I am 27 with a 22yo baby momma
My son is next to me now
IF we get married, it will be entirely on my terms and her family knows it

>>57047949
Doubtful it would last even that.

>>57051267
Do you find circumcisions beautiful too?

>>57039525
>>57044938
>>57046545

what the FUCK

>>57051351
Lmao, what's your argument exactly? What's your "rebuttal" to my experience?

>>57051467
It's a spiritually sick man that visits hooker after hooker in search of a connection to God.

>>57051632
"Religious experience" in that context means "damn fucking good sex", retard.

>>57041115
Yea, so finish up there work while they take care of important work Tim.

>>57048339

One thing I’ll say is date for 2 years minimum before marriage or a kid. Maybe even live together. Women don’t show you who they REALLY are until they get comfortable. Then you find out what you are actually marrying. Myself and most men get fooled.

>>57051726
Notice how the coomer shirks back from his previous embellishment of the benefits of his addiction.

>>57051093
There are lots of improvements actually.
>need less sleep, used to need 12+ now 6 hours are usually enough to feel fully rested
>can fall asleep in under a minute
>can wake up fully in under a minute
>dont have heavy bags under my eyes like most people
>dont crave sugar, coffeine or alcohol and dont need it
>dont crave food and never overeat
>I still have hair when I should have been fully bald by now (like every other male family member)
>way more self control and can easily stick to a new routine
>working out results in faster gains
>never feel sore from working out and if I do, not for very long and I recover fast
>never fall sick, no headaches or colds, no skin problems of any kind anymore
>look overall younger
>improved memory, couldnt even memorize a phone number before but now I can memorize multiple private keys easily
>ideas and plans come easier to me
>learning and focus is easier
>feel more in control

my conclusion is that cumming kills, everytime you cum you piss your lifeforce and gains away and destroy yourself for a high that last 20 seconds. roasties are like vampires trying to steal your lifeforce and I agree with OP that they are parasites that leech from you.
If I had remained a coomer I wouldnt have achieved what I did.

>>57052787
>roasties are like vampires trying to steal your lifeforce
if you believe in the energy stuff, then why not just dominate them in the bedroom? controlling her in bed not only turns her on, it in theory will drain her energy as the dominating force, and will keep her begging for more

>>57053043
waste of time and energy

>>57053115
I assure you, it is time well spent

>>57053115
This. Honestly just avoid them, you can drain life force /x/ shit other ways besides fucking them. They are a complete and total waste of time, resources, and money.

>>57053137
Outside of coomies what benefit do you get?

>>57049326

>>57051200
Good for you anon.

>>57053043
>he doesn't know female physical characteristics and sexual behavior

>>57051200
Nice, but my childhood best friend’s wife cheated on him with his fat ass friend while he was at work. In a sense he deserved it, he let a bunch of niggers live in house while he was at work. I’m surprised his son didn’t end up dusky.

Pathetic thread. Majority of people ITT will never know the high of having a girl allow you full control, try to please you any way they can, be scared of you leaving them etc. because they haven’t made themselves somebody to respect. The only reason you hate women is because you know that you have nothing to offer them so you shun them first as a self-defence mechanism. If the girl you’re with doesn’t worship the ground you walk on you find a new girl, and if you can’t seem to find anybody who will do that perhaps it’s time to look inward and realize that you provide no value or utility to the opposite sex and are exactly where you’re supposed to be

>>57053185
What, you want me to describe how I feel when I'm doing it?

I enjoy making a woman feel vulnerable, submissive, filthy, degraded, used; I want her to desire it. Just show her how pleasurable it can be to give in to me. I drink it up like water in a desert.

If you don't get it you don't get it. Don't know how to explain that better

>>57053300
>What, you want me to describe how I feel when I'm doing it?

Not particularly… I meant outside of sex.

Unlike the other anons here I’m not a /r9k/ virgin. I’m saying that stressing over this shit or seeking it in your youth is a waste of time because financial independence is way-way more important by the time you become an oldfag.

But yeah, power dynamics is really the gratification in sex as you get older, but I’m assuming I’m speaking to zoomers here and not fellow sippers.

And if you have money you don’t have to rent a room out to a 6’4” giga Tyrone who sells weed and just stays home with your wife all day while you’re at work.

>>57053367
I'm not suggesting financial independence isn't important, but you don't have to be a fucking wizard while you work to achieve it. Life isn't worth living if all you're doing is feathering your coffin.

>>57053382
and your friend is a fucking retard, who the fuck would expose their family to that?

>>57053298
>you provide
I wont provide anything to a roastie, never. I also dont need their "worship".

>>57053466
Man provides and woman supplements. It’s in our DNA. To reject that biological truth just crystallizes the fact that you are a genetic dead-end

>>57037031
>vagina retard parasite
Lel, gud one

>>57046416
What's the problem with dying alone?
It's the same faggy problem you niggers tell about le suicide bad?

>>57053635
you sound like an NPC with your "programming".
>you are a genetic dead-end
Men that were a billion times smarter and more successfull than you were also "genetic dead ends" and life is not about pleasing roasties. roasties are a trap to keep you enslaved forever. I doubt an NPC like you can understand any of this.
stay a slave.

>>57053841
>What's the problem with dying alone?
they are trying to guilt trip you into becoming a cuck provider and slave to the system.
a true man never feels alone as he is blessed by the creator and always walks with the creator on his side.

>>57041115
Those 'slackers' are the only reason your 401(k) pyramid scheme is currently worth anything. Taking care of children is far more important that make-work excel jockey bullshit to enrich Schlomo Goldberg.

However that being said I know what you mean regardless.

>>57040510
Be honest anon, you haven't actually

>>57040584
fun fact: the vagina releases literal mind control particles that turn you into a braindead simp. They're called "copulins." Trannies have nothing on biological women.

>>57054538
disgusting

>>57039445
>simpfaggots
>>57039509
>garloid
Go back and take the rest of the crabs you dragged in with you

>>57052787
aka placebo
>n-nooooo, it's my magickal nofap POWERS!
Placebo is not a particularly hard concept to grasp, but here we are. Some gullible faggots made a cult out of not wrangling their dicks.

>>57054538
hot

>>57055508
>I MUST DEEEBBBUUUUUUNNNNKKKKKKKK!!!
Coomer brain in action

>>57055508
you jewish?

>>57055508
i mostly do nofap for like a week or so to increase my T levels, which is a proven effect of nofap

>>57039357
The purpose of life is to transcend the cycle of death and birth.

>>57055508
Why does the placebo exist?

>>57039570
Inverted triangle vs the normal triangle of a man's genital area. Man cannot creat anything and that's the biggest illusion of the world

bump

I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>57047407
I feel like the best play is to just date girls for 3-6 months and get the most out of the wild sex and the feel good hormones

I have had sex about 25 times
All with hookers
Mostly different ones besides repeating going 3 times to the same one because she had the most massive anime milkers imaginable and gave amazing tiddyfucks
I feel kinda empty inside but it doesn't really bother me as much as it did before because I'm deceiving my reptilian brain into thinking I'm actually breeding or something
I still dream of the day where I will have legit sex (as in, without explicitly paying for it) but it seems quite impossible honestly.

>>57054124
>Those 'slackers' are the only reason your 401(k) pyramid scheme is currently worth anything. Taking care of children is far more important that make-work excel jockey bullshit

This. I am grateful to normies for allowing me to use them as stepping stones to escape the matrix.

Their taxes pay bonds, pump the stock market, and they absorb sell pressure when dumping at the top of the crypto bubble.

We should encourage and celebrate normies not make fun of them. Imagine if everyone was a hateful incel? Society would decay.

Normies are the most useful resource in the world.

Please say thanks to your normie friends.

Thanks!

>>57037113
I do and I hit on the unsatisfied-looking girlfriends instead to sow the seeds for nice drama later that night and a potential fuck down the road

>>57053298
Hard truth

>>57037031
>>57037113
I work in a corporate environment and no one ever brings their SO. But I also work in biotech with sensitive IP concerns so it's difficult to get on site.

>>57037142
>every couple of days
Dude have you ever had a woman? My last two were 17 and 18, so I guess maybe that's what's going on, but I shag multiple times a day if I please.

>>57055508
I noticed that wizardanon ignored you and from that I have inferred that you are either a roastie or a faggot

>>57053298
I have had that multiple times and it's really not all that. I'm more interested in personal growth and the hobbies I love, all of which are hampered by being tied to a woman. Although, I can see why such an experience would be the be all end all for a psychologically needy beta male.

>>57041262
I learned this at 19. But I'll fucking do it again, because
ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX
AND ALL DAY, ILL DREAM ABOUT SEX
YES ALL DAY, I DREAM ABOUT SEX

>>57037316
original webm.

>>57059216
fuck you, you ruined it for me. Can't unsee now

bump

>>57037031
Then don't go, nobody wants you there anyway.

>>57039137
> you are a LE SUBHUMAN
> * spends all day every day whining on 4chan like a child
lol...loser

>>57037031
You need to be accountable for your failures with women and move forward

>>57037113
>working at the same place for more than 2 years
Why would you want your gf meeting some douchebags she’ll never see again ?
I don’t want my gf meeting my coworkers.
Coworkers are vipers and competitors.
Workplace friendships are the fakest thing in the world

>hey anon, why don’t you bring your wife?
I’m not married
>girlfriend?
I’m single
>why?
Because I hate people
>…so why are you here?
I’m getting paid to eat free food
>…..m…merry christmas…
same to you

>>57059216
Kino