/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for BOIL

LET'S FUCKING GOOO

>>57171934
third for ww3

JEROME GANG

FUCK YOUR SAVINGS

If I make it off the stock market will girls finally want to talk to me?

Y’all niggas have any thoughts on MP? Thinking of buying

>Futures.

uvxy is shriveling away. ppt had to step in.

WHERE ARE THE EMERGENCY RATE CUTS TO NEGATIVE FIVE PERCENT!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN!?!!?!??!!?!
WHY ARE STANDING LEADERS IDLE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

What can men do against stuck reckless bot moves?

Perfect opportunity to add some more QLD. Hopefully it goes down more by the end of the month. I want to add up.

Any Germans here who use Trade Republic?
I can't remember whether I set my Freistellungsauftrag for only 2023 or forever, is there a way to check in the app?

>>57171991
I'm french and I use it
whatever the fuck is a Freistellungsauftrag

>>57171992
Powell unironically has been playing the markets like a grand piano and avoided a recession by just using words.

>>57171991
Klick on your name (first letter of your name on the top left, for me it as an R)

Scroll down, past Konto
past Aktivität
to Einstellungen. There you go on Steuer - > Steuerübersicht -> Freistellungsauftrag -> Einrichten

>>57172011
This kind of delusion is so intense and common I'm afraid of what happens when its broken.

OHH MOOO MOOO
>OHH MOOO MOOO
OHH MOOO MOOO
>OHH MOOO MOOO
OHH MOOO MOOO
>OHH MOOO MOOO

>>57171985
Well it can't behave the way it wants to or it would topple. So we will cycle back and forth in a crablike manner. Small pumps, dwindeling to nothing back to pump back to decay. I just plot lines and buy intraday on supports. Been this way a while now.

>>57171999
In germany you can earn 1k € without paying taxes through capital gains. You are "put free" from paying taxes, aka freigestellt.

>>57171992
soft landing confirmed. rate cuts soon.

>>57172022
You have no idea.

So this is what they call profit taking right? ATH by end of month xD?

https://youtu.be/z7_pVrIshxA?t=1

>>57172029
>
Maybe the soft landing was the scam pumps we made along the way

Damn last week my portfolio finally hit $25k and now I'm back down to $22k. Come on boys lets manifest this market back into the green

>>57172011
We will deeply deserve whats coming. Not everyone of us. But we should have done something. Good men do nothing and all that....

>Wanna play some UNO anon?

>>57172051
disgusting
reported
hidden

>>57172051
clearly this is a low quality ai image, they all look exactly the same.

>>57172051
3DPD

This market has become so fuckin boring, it is really bad.

January rally when?

>>57172087
Lol

>>57172087
JANUS RALLY

BABA bros we are actually back?

Markets are healing

>>57172087
Why would you call a fundamentally random and unpredictable thing efficient?

Time to barcode until enough 0dte fds are in to line the coffers then take the most money.

>>57172127
Zoom is missing, or Roku

I got 500 SQQQ and a 10 cent swing amounts to like 50 bucks lmao. I just want to break even plus a little somethin somethin for the big guy, let's call it 10%.

>>57172122
See you in five hours.

I panic sold already, but I'm thinking of panic selling more.

What am I buying while everything is discounted

>>57172165
>selling
>ever
you will regret it

>>57172118
Because efficient market hypothesizers are retards.
They simultaneously believe that everything is priced in, and yet nothing can be predicted.

If markets were truly efficient, it'd be eternal crabbing. You can see evidence of this in the declining volatility in recent years.
But absolute efficiency is impossible, as increasing efficiency is self correcting. The more efficient, the less incentive to seek trades.

>holdings down 0.6% for the day already
it's never been more over, has it?
killing myself with a shotgun if it hits 1%.

Look, the market is healing as european leave the market for the day. It was the evil europeans!

>>57171963
no, women couldn't care less about stocks

>>57172087
What if I told you this is the January rally.

>Oil Barons!
>We’re back!

>>57172196
>57172196
FTSE 100 is an efficient market. To some degree. I will look into it for the future as a eternal money device through shorting.

>>57172213
>no, women couldn't care less about stocks
What do they care about?

>>57172229

>>57172196
Yeah I think there's a better more nuanced version of EMH where the market prices in things based on some abstract cost of recovering information from the world (including the market itself.) The profit traders make is payment for the work done recovering the information.

>>57172229
Money made by selling stocks

>>57172229
Their feelings

>watch YT all day during work (WFH chad)
>videos constant ad reads to try and jew as much money as they can
>constant hello fresh ad reads
>reminds me of hello fresh anon
>get more angry at ad reads
>come here to complain

>>57172248
Yeah this seems accurate actually.
>ANON WHY DON'T YOU SELL YOUR STOCKS

>>57172229
Their perception of stability, familiarity.
Note that this is often not correlated with real familiarity or stability since their perception is easily influenced by propaganda and advertising (although they often have a better intuition for it then men do as well so it gets very complicated.)

>>57172250
>>videos constant ad reads to try and jew as much money as they can
Install Sponsorblock

>>57172287
Is that available for firefox?

>>57172292
Yes

>>57172196
>t. midwit that doesn’t understand what efficient market hypothesis is.
Efficient market hypothesis doesn’t mean the market can perfectly predict and price in everything ( which is why it’s not called the perfect market hypothesis), it just means that with the all the given information at the present, the market can best arbitrate prices and risk better than any one individual or group. It has nothing to do with price fluctuations, but it does explain how the market outperforms the vast majority of investors or funds over the long term.

>The Fed is expected to cut rates by 75 basis points in 2024, per BI.

>>57171934
Based.

>>57171974
Why do japs get negative rates
Do they all just take out loans whilst their cuck gov deposits money into their bank account?

>>57172310
inb4 a tiny drop of liquidity blows it all to hell

>>57172285
>not correlated with real familiarity or stability
Exactly, women will only care about this once they're mid 30s+ and have hit the wall. Prior to that they view this as a turn off.

>>57172155
just trade options on SQQQ. you'll get more leverage and movement on swings.

>>57172229
rape

Exit all the markets. HELL is coming.

I've got my $7,000 ready in my roth, just gonna sit cash for a few weeks I guess. Captcha a shit

>>57172027
How do the capital gains taxes work in the US? I'm a kraut

our friends told my fiance that her and I should go to therapy because I told them that our future kids should be put first over getting drunk at the bar. Thinking of breaking off the engagement bros.

>>57172322
>Prior to that they view this as a turn off.
I think they say they do kind of like how young men cheer on slutty women but I don't think they actually like it.

>>57172250
>not using Invidious

>ENPH

>>57172364
Your friends or (((her))) friends?

>>57172377
>webm

>>57172364
What if you took your kids to the bar to get drunk?

>>57172364
nigger don't intellectualize just put those buns into the oven
like 10% of couples are infertile so there's not even a guarantee your roastie can bear kids

>>57172229
Looking good enough to nab a guy who can pay their way up to retirement.

>>57172355
How the fuck would I know? The guy asked for germans to help him >>57171991.
Yeah, I'm not german, but I live there and use Trade Republic, so I helped him, lol.>>57172017

>>57172364
bars are a huge waste of monies.

>>57172377
I guess they are her friends now.

>cloudflare human click button now
The captcha has failed us
>>57172011
Le mayo

>>57172364
>I told them that our future kids should be put first over getting drunk at the bar
????
Not sure what exactly you mean. You mean not being drunk thus having better sperm etc or having kids and then still going partying?

>>57171992
How come I and everyone I know is in a recession but "the economy" isn't? Have I been deceived?

>>57172287
Thanks I'll check that out.

>>57172035
I want this bed. Where may i purchase it?

>>57172233
>>57172248
>>57172285
>>57172347
>>57172402
>>57172377
>This was me 4 years ago then my plastic surgeon convinced me to share my "glowup".

>>57172427
You are plane wrong it seems.

>>57172427

>>57172350
But anon i always suspect the unexpected,

>>57172399
She is 27 so i guess she is running out of time anyways.
>>57172407
Yes but I only go when pints are $2
>>57172390
That may be a possibility

and just like this BABA will never be red again

are they talking about
>muh gubbernment shutdown
again?

>>57172407
Cheaper to drink at home and risk a domestic abuse charge than to pay bar prices, get charged with sexual assault, wreck your car, get a DUI, assault a leo, and go to jail.

>>57172446
You may have expected and the unexpected, but did you expect... HELL!!!

>>57172425
>>57172364
Either way, your fiance has retarded friends and thus you a problem.

>>57172425
That her first priority should our children. that was the whole debate.

>>57172450
Haha... I sure hope so...

Can SOXL continue dumping so I can buy back these CCs on the cheap? Thanks

>here's your fucking TSLA, bro

>>57172481
You should be able to have a "funnight" (preferably with husband) once in a while after your children are old enough to be left alone with grandma or somebdoy else trustworthy and she isn't breastfeeding them anymore.

But children should be the higher priority.

>>57172493
i regret not buying it at $9

>>57172017
thanks. i didnt expect an answer that quickly so i left the thread open and did something else lol

it shows me i have the full 1000€ available, i assume this means it reset on january 1st and i continue to have it this year too

>>57172505
Basically what I said.
I guess I am more pissed that our friend recommended therapy for that statement and that she seriously is considering it.

What should I slurp

>>57172513
Could be. It asks me to type in a number when I click "Einrichten". I guess I have none installed. I once did back in 2022, but I think I clicked to not copy it for 2023 and thus also for the following years.

>>57172505
>>57172481
Forgot to add that "recommending" going to therapy over this debate is the actual retardation.

>>57172364
Shouldn't allow your girl to have single friends

>>57172546
that part. how do i short single women?

is /biz/ a red board now, wtf

>>57172546
>
Any friends at all (don't mean it serious), cause women will drag her down or lift her up above the boyfriend/husband ("why are you even together with him?"
And males friends might be orbiters.

This is financial as marriage is a legal contract that creates financial unity to some degree.

HOW CAN SHE SLURP!?

>>57172532
It depends on whether your priorities are family,community & progeny or feeling good all the time and planning the next feel-good moment out. I guess.

IN A SEA OF RED...

ONE STOCK STANDS ALONE!

>>57172555
You should buy them in this time and age. Catfood, Catbeds >>57172035
Wine and Leisure (hotels, hiking, whatever) companies

>>57172542
>>57172546
>>57172555
It was a couple that have been dating 5 months. the guy has been divorced and has a bastard child with another woman he is not in contact with.

>>57172573
i bought more TLT. too scared to short a specific sector.
>>57172582
CHWY it is then
>>57172589
kek

>>57172532
I've seen this play out a few times and it always ends with the girl resenting the guy. In the long term if you and your gf have kids she'll probably view you as having stolen her ability to have fun in life and enjoy herself from her. If she was serious about rasing kids this shouldn't even be a debate

>>57172582
That sounds more long than short to me. Unless you meant those companies are correlated so you should short them.

>>57172597
That is what I am thinking too.
Seriously debating breaking it off. I need a wife that wants to be a mother and that supports my choices.

>>57172597
I've just quit taking women seriously altogether. I don't think most are capable of the long term reasoning required for the amount of freedom they have (most men aren't but it's a lot worse for women) and so worrying about it or talking with them is a real waste of time and energy.

You might get lucky and find the exception, same with 0dtes though.

>>57172597
I also think not the point is the problem, as it is logical to put kids above partying if you marry for the purpose of having a family. But the fact he's saying it and thus "commanding" it.

He will be labeled a "controlling person".

IM THE DOG WHO GETS BEAT
SHOVE MY NOSE IN SHIT

Why would anyone think the Fed minutes are going to be overwhelmingly bearish? I just don't buy it, at all. Super dumb selling these last two days.

>everything is green
oh nice my stocks went up
>everything is red
oh nice everything is on sale

>>57172609
If you want to have kids and she doesn't, ain't much to think about here stop wasting your time.

>>57172646
This only works if you have an income.

Why is it fucking crabbing

>>57172609
Bro if you are having these serious doubts about the relationship BEFORE getting married then break it off. The divorce rate is already high enough as it is before doubts even get involved and this sounds like a major disagreement as well in values.

>>57172614
I'm in my thirties and after sleeping with enough women and seeing enough women say one thing and then do the complete opposite I have come to the conclusion that women are mega fucking dumb. They are literally children in adult bodies. It was a mistake given them rights because they just constantly make poor decisions and blame men and everything else for it anyway.

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yY8bkEfvGlM&pp=ygUedGhlIHRyYXAgb2YgYSBoaWdoIHZhbHVlIHdvbWFu
This psychologists youtube channel does such a good job breaking down female psychology and relationships. I recommend watching his stuff.

>>57172609
I wouldn't break things off after a stupid conversation, but here's your chance to show her that you're a man. Tell her how it's going to be. Tell her that her friends are retarded. Tell therapy before you've even discussed it yourselves is retarded.

>>57172670
>It was a mistake given them rights
We definitely should take away their right to vote, like fuck are they retarded.

>>57172609
For the sake of playing devil's advocate, do you earn enough to be able to allow your potential wife to do things outside of the house (regular vacations, a splurge once in a while, etc) in addition to children? Unless you're looking for a tradwife, most women won't view raising children as the pinnacle of their life, they'd want more.

How high is Zim going

At least MSFT is crabbng today instead of dropping like everything else

>>57172690
>biggest issue for women are all the niche issues like abortion that only impacts small segments of the population
>not economics that impact everyone in the country

>>57172683
Based advice, If she doesn't side with you then you an tell her to fuck off in the end.

>>57172669
Waiting for you to make your next mistake

>>57172694
But partying/drinking on the weekend is no luxury. She could probably even go alone and drink for free thanks to all the faggots who buy drinks for women (NOT me).

>>57172697
You're looking at the top here, next stop is about a buck.

#RepealThe19th

Marrying, dating, being friends with, just being around women long enough is its own form of demoralization. They are without a doubt perpetually self-serving bores who can justify any bad behavior they can think of. I'm glad I'm not a sucker but at the same time I kind of envy simp optimism.

>>57172645
Minutes are fake and gay, did you not watch it live last month? There's never anything new in them.

>>57172694
We have 3 destination vacations a year. we go out to musicals and shows etc. I have a house and a fat retirement account and land I plan on building a summer cabin on.
>>57172683
I have had this convo with her before and told her I am going to consider her opinions but at the end of the day I am going to do what I think is right.
>>57172670
>>57172647
Truth.

>>57172308
>but it does explain how the market outperforms the vast majority of investors or funds over the long term.
>the market
You mean SPY. And no, it doesn't even explain that. It actually has nothing to do with that.
The explanation for underperformance is due to the distribution of returns. The "average" return referred to as the market is actually the mean, which is different than the median participant return. 7 stocks currently drive all returns, at scale. Higher allocations to the other 497 will lose. If you average all participant returns and scale by wealth, you'll find that they precisely match the market return in aggregate - in absence of tax drag.
This is simple math, and has no relationship to knowledge applied or decisions made. Any transaction is a neutral exchange. There is a buyer and a seller. Between the two, it is zero-sum. Excess gains on one side of the trade will match excess losses on the other side. For every outsized winner, there is an outsized loser.
The efficient market hypothesis claims that it is impossible to consistently be that outsized winner, which is false.

I suggest you go read up on the efficient market hypothesis instead of pulling bullshit out your ass. I can provide a link if you're unable to perform your own google search. So be clear, I am referring to the strong hypothesis, although even the weaker forms are total trash.

>>57172683
this
>>57172609
Don't call off your engagement yet over this but use it as a chance to make sure you're on the same page about what you two want in life. She is only 27 so she still has some time, I've seen women switch their stances heavily on having kids a year or two into a marriage, especially once they start approaching 30

Bros WTF I just realized it's a leap year?

Why are we dumping ON NO NEWS!?!???

>>57172745
I have much less than you and I don't let some dumb bitch wreak havoc on my inner peace. Like the other guy said, put your foot down. Or leave. Don't waste your time.

>>57172807
The stock market is going out of business

>>57172806
Yes, all presidential elections happen on leap years.

>>57172833
>Mason get
Checked for Skull & Bonesfags

>>57172806
>>57172833
>>57172839
What should we do with our extra trading day?

>>57172849
All fuckin in defense stocks.

>>57172849
PANIC

>>57172757
>Higher allocations to the other 497 will lose.
*have lost which is radically different from "will lose."
They're likely to lose for a little while longer going into the future but it will be hard to know when/which stocks will beat them out. What will happen then is those companies will have a larger market cap and the snp500 will adjust so they account for a larger portion and you're back to the same situation. So your window of opportunity to beat it is pretty narrow and finding it is very hard.

>>57172737
I actually agree on repealing the 19th amendment, but for different reasons. Would you care to share your, friend?

>I actually also can't get over the fact those retarded friends of anon recommended therapy over that question

This almost appears like a shittest. Stand your ground. What you said is reasonable. At most explain it another time to her and tell her what you expect of your relationship/marriage. She then has the possibility to decide if she wants to stay with you. Effectively you will talk about it again, but without a fuckin therapist.

Please buy. Your government needs liquidity

>>57172907
Fuck off, Janet.

>>57172907
I bought 1 share of VOO :)

>>57172872
>who can justify any bad behavior they can think of
My sister did this 3x during christma and NYE when she did some fuckin annoying stuff. Brother and me against her essentially. And she's older than 40. But fuckin acts like a child. It's unbearable.

I passed having sex with a girl cause I felt like she was too similar to my sister, somewhat lookswise but also character. She also justified some stuff with retarded explanations and that was such a fuckin turnoff. Fingered her, but didn't do more as i didn't want to see the cops later on my doorstep because of some retarded rapeallegations or something as she wanted me to be her boyfriend but I didn't. Guess what, her parents were divorced.

First gf's parents also were divorced. MAJOR DADDY issues.

It's all fucked.

>Girlfriend market general

Seriously... I almost forgot how bad /smg/ gets on reddish crab days

>>57172917
Good job anon.

>>57172952
RSI on girlfriends is way too high to buy in right now.

>>57172959
just buy bonds

>>57172730
>Waiting for you to make your next mistake
I'm not doing shit until I feel like it's over (I'll buy more) or we're so fucking Back (i'll also buy more because I'm a retard)

>>57172959
it's our worst thread ever

I just slurped more Lean Hogs. I am not having a good Lean Hogs time so far desu.

>>57172513
> krauts only have 1000 euro tax free a year
now I know why they call them europoors

>>57172711
Imaging going crazy ape shit because the constitution doesn't guarantee your right to baby murder.

>>57172981
nice, just ate 100k bacon

>>57172972
My TMF is taking a shit too this week

The hell is this? Ally automatically put half of my transfer into something called "money fund" between the minute it took me to transfer to brokerage and place some orders even though I didn't ask. Now it looks like I owe 8k. I see no option to pull out of this money fund to cover the rest of my purchases. Unless it's going to happen automatically eventually...?

>>57172990
No, on capital gains.
About 11k is free for any income, capital gains + income etc. It's the "basisexemption", so that you can have a basic life.

>>57173027
Probably outsourced some portion of their service a 3rd party so ((they)) don't have to lose liquidity that they desperately need. Did you have to accept a new eula ?

>>57172249
the only insightful answer

>>57173027
>using a broker called (((Ally))).
ISHYGDDT

Buy stones (this is financial advice)
https://youtu.be/zKJJop740vw?si=HYgt6mIYCIXYz_oi

>>57173024
Bonds not bond etfs.

>>57173027
That's pretty standard. Automatic cash sweep.

>>57173027
You want that. It means you earn 5-6% interest on your money while its in your account.

>>57173036
You can live on 11k eruos in euroland?

>>57170782
>Lmao shut the fuck UP the last time you were in here saying this shit I bought even more and ended the year up 180%. Doomers can lick my taint

Oh yeah? Where you at now? Getting gamma rekt

>>57173066
the problem is i meant to spend it all as soon as i transferred it and it appears to be in purgatory i cannot interact with it in any way, i can't transfer it or spend it so it's effectively not my money anymore and im short 8000 on purchases.

>>57173077
Over the last year I'm up ~132% or around $12,000 so you can still lick my taint

>>57173077
I can live on around 12k in the US because I'm not retarded but that's just bare bones expenses

>>57173058
If that means it will eventually be used to cover what i just bought rather than be frozen and untouchable, then all is well i guess.

Who here /kromek/?

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/kmk?countrycode=uk

>>57173121
Sounds like cope

>>57172990
>now I know why they call them europoors
Actually that's not the most disgusting thing right now kek. The government recently activated an unrealized capital gains tax that was paused during corona.

We literally have to pay like 2.5% tax on the gains we made with index funds and ETFs.

>>57173077
>>57173121
you niggas are talking about yearly expenses... right?

>>57173036
In Canada you have $70,000 tax-free on capital gains & dividend income or more, the amount increases by $7000 every year
as long as your capital is in a TFSA, that is

>>57173121
wow anon 12k per year??1 you think you are hot shit dont u

>>57173077
The first 11k are taxfree from all sorts of income. 1k is specific for capital gains, so together about 12k.

First thing is called Grundfreibetrag.
Second thing is Sparerpauschbetrag (saver).

Reasoning is to secure the most basic needs in life.

>>57173140
The tax you pay in advance?
I'm trading CFD's. My losses are capped at 20k. Meaning, I win 50k, lose 40k. I'm not paying taxes for 10k gains, but 30k. This is for CFD, options and other derivatives. Thanks Scholz, you absolute fuckin mongrel. Germans deserve to be treated like they are currently by their government for making it possible these guys govern them.

>Warburg
>§20 VI S.5 EstG (Scholz financeminister)
>etc.

BABA!!!

>>57173176
>The tax you pay in advance?
Vorabpauschale

>>57173170
I mean most American adults seem flabbergasted by the idea of not spending $50 every time they go outside but it's actually not that hard for me

>>57173151
Yah

>>57173176
>Die Steuer existiert schon seit 2018, aber bisher hat sie keiner bemerkt, weil sie so niedrig war oder gar nicht erhoben wurde. Anfang des kommenden Jahres aber wird sich das ändern. Dann können erstmals Steuern in spürbarem Umfang fällig werden. Das kann mehr als 1000 Euro ausmachen. Sie werden Anfang Januar einfach vom Konto abgebucht, und wer dann nicht genug drauf hat, bekommt ein Problem. Entweder rutscht es ins Minus, und es müssen Überziehungszinsen gezahlt werden, die oft über 10 Prozent liegen.

>Oder wenn der Betrag nicht überwiesen werden kann, wird das Finanzamt informiert, dann müssen die Anleger nachträglich eine Steuererklärung für die Kapitalerträge ausfüllen. Das macht Arbeit, und der Fiskus hält trotzdem die Hand auf. Es lohnt sich also, über diese unbekannte Steuer ein bisschen Bescheid zu wissen.

Kek, from a FAZ article.

>>57173215
It's actually crazy what they are doing currently in the Steuerrecht. The Verrechnungsverbote (Aktien in §20 VI S.4 EStG (currently at the BVerfG)
, then the same for CFD and options (20 VI S.5 EStG)

Then this Vorabpauschale.

ASML looks like a juicy buy right now
Feel like I should go all in

we wait...for news.

>>57173307
qrd? I'm enjoying myself in the southern hemisphere on holidays, banging tranny hookers and sunbathing, so not following any of this

>>57173307
>No News: buy
>News: hold
>Very bad news: sell

I wonder what the success rate of a basic sentiment analysis bot like this would be, kek.

>>57173320
Nothing, just fed notes. Probably discussing brainards juicy doubles.

>>57172011
its definitely got to be crazy to be in his position during a time like this, where a single accidental word could tank or soar the market. its also a sign of how retarded the times are.

>>57173320

Remember that time I told you guys to short LLAP.

>>57173345
remember just a few years ago when the markets didn't care about these retarded fed talks? i remember

>>57172922
A lot of women are fat. Most women are retarded but that is natural. What is unnatural is how fat they are.

Ticker symbol BMBL. Ticker symbol MTCH

>>57173152
That's insane. Here you can pay taxes on losses. We are not the same.
lol

>>57173320
Based and Brazilpilled.

>>57173346
I swear there's something going on with them and trannies but I haven't figured it out yet.
Also why Brazil? There are tons of them in DC, you practically have to beat them off.

>>57171934
>>57172859
Wow, it's time to exit all markers

>>57173421
Nothing ever happens but I have been buying uvxy every day since last year. Hope so.

>>57173347
Soooo it's not going to moon?

GOD DAMMIT WHY DOES THE FIRE ENGINE HAVE TO BLOW ITS HORN RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
I AM TRYING TO DO FOCUSED FINANCIAL ANALYSIS RIGHT HERE

What do I buy with $7k that I just deposited in my TFSA? SSO?

TMC is going to $180 in 2027 and I have 64059 shares. This is if it achives MC parity with VALE. Revenue stream should be around 30 billion in 2027.

>>57173436
Maybe, it's a scam, and scams keep mooning

>>57173443
SAFETY FIRST MOTHERFUCKER

https://youtu.be/OyttzyEPcss
The gigakikes who shilled NVDA all the way up to 510 are now counter-shilling it

>>57173447
>Good answer
SPY
>Meme answer
SJIM

>>57173474
So SSO?

>>57173447
Puts on WFC.

>>57173474
Isn't qqq better in the long run than VOO or spy?

>>57173468
The AI craze has all the hallmarks of a classic bubble. But I don't think it could tank the whole market.

>>57173485
Only if you believe the future will be better than the present and past
(you shouldn't)

give me suggestions for what to spend ~40k-50k on, I'm getting a bonus soon

I'm already 100% stocks and doing well so I'm thinking of buying a small apt to rent out. I can get a decent one where I'm from, but the yield is around 2% annually, which is low.

>>57173347
you don't short a pump-and-dump when the short float is already approaching 50% that's fucking suicidal.

>>57173494
Why are you guys so uncreative all you can think of "me landlord lol"?

>>57173448
Okay anon I'll join you in holding TCM bags

>>57173307
I think I need to start adding these days to my calendar...

>>57173512
Because it's good easy money? People always need to rent lmao

>>57173512
it's called diversifying your bonds nigga
also getting money for free sounds like a sweet deal doesn't it?

>>57173524
>easy money
Absolutely not true.

bot thread
bot day
bot life

>>57173537
It is for me :D

>>57173488
Its unlikely to collapse anyway. Typically these types of largecap pumps resolve with endless sideways crabbing. AMZN for reference. Or GE/IBM/XOM for some past generation largecaps that looked like insane compounders until they eventually reached a permanent plateau.

>>57173535
Just buy bonds then. Also Chappelle Show was trash. Also
>BUY property
>Free money
lol

im from the northside zone twin city minnesota that where im from

0DTE calls or puts for minutes CALL IT

>>57173552
where I'm looking to buy, property value has a big upside in ~10 years or so. Your argument that I have to "buy" the property is retarded, as you can always sell, just like for stocks.

>>57173524
meme.

>>57173572
Stocks aren't free either, retard.

finna go all in on China

>>57173569
lol both at this point. Theta is almost gone.

>>57173578
they aren't? oh my god I need to call my broker

>>57173586
>Theta
fake and gay

>>57173513
No bags here.

>>57173494
superconductor hype about to start up again. new chinese paper is probably BS but will get twitter frenzied next two weeks.

RIO, HL, MOS as miners to pop when hype bubbles up.

im a ball player, i was born to be a ball player, i was born to be a football player

I CAN'T TRADE LIKE THIS, I NEED FUCKIN NEWS, NOW

>>57173615
THIS SHIT AINT NOTHIN TO ME MAN

>>57173512
it's extremely lucrative. I acquired 18 condos between 2010 and 2012. they have combined grosses nearly 4.5m in rent alone. even after taxes and maintenance I've tripled my initial 700k investment. I can liquidate units today for another 2.5m easy.

This trading day is shit

>>57173542
I liked this more before people realized they should change the Ohio flag to the US flag.

>>57173629
Yeah, but you're old enough to have been able to buy a local bottom. Homeboy here is looking to slurp a local top.

>>57173585
Good.

2024 will be the year for BABA and Chinese stocks in general for the following reasons:
>Chinese economy will continue to improve with less deflationary pressures
>Taiwan election will be over and a non-issue even if the pro democracy party wins since status quo is maintained. On the other hand, stock prices will be further boosted if the DPP loses.
>Issues with property sector resolved
>More revenue and profits for Chinese companies rising in tandem with the expanding BRIC initiatives
>Reduction of interest rates by Fed
>Likely end to the Ukraine-Russia war
>Expiry of SoftBank variable forward contract
>IPOs by Baba’s restructured entities &Ant group
>Relative to their Western counterparts, Chinese stocks, especially BABA and TCEHY are dirt cheap and grossly undervalued
>As for FUD, US China geopolitical tension will continue but there will be no war. China will continue to overcome whatever restrictions imposed through innovations.

SNIBBED

>>57173524
>People always need to rent
It doesn't matter what people need, what matters is what people will pay for and living inside is becoming very unpopular.
RE bulls keep saying this and it drives me up the wall. If people don't have jobs they're not paying rent no matter how much they need to or would like to.
Also apartments are way overbuilt and about to get very cheap. Now might be the worst time to buy one.
>lmao
Best intelligence counter signal.

by the time you get the news it will be too late

Can I have your butthole for the rest of my life?
Say yes, say yes, 'cause I need to coom
You say I'll never get your starfish 'til the day I die
"Tough luck, my chud, but the answer is no"
Why you gotta be such a jew?
Don't you know I'm cooming in (You)?
Why you gotta be such a jew?
I'm gonna pee on her anyway
(Poop on that girl) pee her anyway
(Poop on that girl) yeah, no matter what you ate
(Poop on that girl) and make her assimilate
Why you gotta be such a jew?

>>57173485
It’s a bet tech will outperform the broader market. It’s paid off the past ~10 years but who knows about the future.

>>57173673
Yep I sold both my houses in summer of 2022, move to become a europoor for 3 years. Here is an actual photo of me and my boss.

Holy fuck this is a depressing day. I'm at work doing morning shift because they asked and i said sure what the hell I'm not doing anything else. Normally i do afternoon to evening so I'm short on sleep. Sky is uniform grey, it's cold, there is fog, i got baited in to reading two different very aggravating news articles this morning and i looked to see how rents are in my city (they're horrible). My rent us cheap because I been in same place for thirteen years and landlord likes me. I have anxiety that he will sell and i have to actually pay market rate somewhere else. This day can't end soon enough.
Also i forgot to take my crazy pills this morning so i will feel suboptimal until later this afternoon.

UPRO puts are pretty cheap today.

soxlsisters what rope should i buy???

>>57173659
any non shit ETF for the Middle Kingdom?

>>57173753
still thinkin about PAK

Yeah, let's talk business, Mumu. First of all, you're all done. The Bulleone Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The Bond Market is sick, right? You're getting chased out of New York by Bobozini and the other short hedgies. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my thread and take over? I talked to Bobozini - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my /smg/ janny status!

THE MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5 MINUTES TIL MINUTES NEWS

The lowest point of the Bollinger band is the liquidation level, so set the leverage accordingly for CFDs.
Otherwise you are fucked with a LONG squeeze.

>>57173793
>>57173794
what has that nigga Jerome been saying these past few meetings? Can you still ignore everything he says and just look at the CME Group probability calculator?

>>57173787
>Yeah, let's talk business, Mumu. First of all, you're all done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

nothingburger, and stocks will keep rising as normal, calling it now

>>57173741
u are pathetic

BULLISH

>>57173810
He was pretty relaxed last time. These minutes refer to the last meeting. I'm just shitposting and this is just bullshit hair trigger bots fucking around.

Every fuckin time lmao. Look at those shadows.

WTFWT

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404 eod qqq

But we now upgrade our estimate further, with the greatest risk being that we are too conservative. We now forecast industry revenues of USD 420bn by 2027

ITBros, we eating GOOD

>>57173854

>Fed Minutes: FOMC members generally viewed addition of the word any to comments on possible additional firming as relaying their judgment that rates were likely at or near peak of cycle.

>>57173815
>scares
i noticed the title didnt say killed

JEROME PLEASE WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY "DIMINISHED"
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY PORTFOLIO
PLEASE JEROME

>>57173867
>elaborating on the elaboration
Lol

>>57173854

>>57173832
>I'm just shitposting
same here im doing my year end bookkeeping while watching the algos duke it out.

>China
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=101

>>57173922
>China

>>57173802
daily time frame is understood

heemed

>>57173954
>China
https://youtu.be/xmOOGeZE-aE?t=46

>>57173596
Oh no... is it too late for me to make such gains?

PPT WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!

>bullish minutes
>lol sell anyway
Gay fucking market

>>57173983
I bought TMC based on a Tiktok video last January and only broke even today

>>57173999
I'm too cheap to buy enough ram to watch, what did he say that's bullish?

>>57173999
Sell the news event

>>57173999
Trips of truth

LAEL WOULD YOU PLEASE CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOOOOOORRRRRRRR

>>57174023
kek

>>57174023
lmao

My portfolio is crabbing as it did the rest of the day, what are you guys on about

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>>57174038
>>57174038
>>57174038

>>57174034
>he's not all in on the most volatile stocks in the market
ngmi

>>57174011
Fed members are to the point where they're outright saying that they think inflation is over and rates are too high. Cuts are imminent. Bear death is coming, this is the last gasp of idiotic selling

>>57174034
>My portfolio is crabbing

>>57173712
>>57173485

All 3 will continue to outperform the overall market if the tech sector continues to grow like it has been, in which case all are good buys. QQQ is just betting even more heavily this happening at the cost of volatility. I like holding VOO/SPY more than QQQ personally because it will capture any other industry that has a burgeoning surge like tech did in the future and experience less of a drop if said tech bubble pops.

>>57173828
Thanks

>>57174048
> bear death incoming
you need interest rates in the 3% range for businesses to start recovering. The Fed might cut to maybe 4% over the span of 12 months

>>57172047

>>57174009
How it went 3 in July