/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57269840
I am bearish and you can't convince me otherwise

>>57269842
>>>57269838

I am bearish and you can't convince me otherwise

Buttcoin sirs? How can she sell?

>>57269854
Why are you bearish?

EVERYTHING
BUT
NATGAS AND OIL
IS
GAY

>>57269842
Now. If the anti-mainland party wins then it's just status quo. If the pro-mainland party wins then it's bullish. There isn't really a bearish scenario. anti-mainland party winning is the expected outcome so it's priced in.

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

>>57269859
people aren't selling the etf news, they're selling the impending market crash

It's de-inverting
Mumoids are toast even if they think this is the bottom.
These euphoric chucklefucks are finally going to be toasted

Imagine being that eager to bake.

anime is gay

>>57269854
based, continue your sacrifice fren to continue the pump

>markets are closed on monday due to kang marching looting coon

Productive women are getting sacked. The economy is not doing so well.

https://twitter.com/anothercohen/status/1745660032832696782

>>57269853
>CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA

>>57269886
Why the fuck do so many zoomers not understand what "POV" means

>>57269886
>Pov you're about to get laid
She should have ended it there desu, I would have cared more

>>57269872
so much lower
for
so much longer
I mean the prices of stock market assets

Where’s the value

>>57269915
Good

>>57269929
>Where’s the value
Not in the US unless you can stockpick.

New bull market lows incoming?

>>57269900
I'm more concerned with good employees getting sacked. Something is really off.

>>57269886
HR is mindless bots that enforce COMPANY rules.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57269943
I mean, Unity just laid off 25% of their staff. Maybe her company overhired.
>>57269966
BASED

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57269966
>30:00
CHECKED.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57269966
Nice, very nice, checked.

>>57269943
They are just freeing up desks for the DEI hirees

>>57269965
>>57269967
>>57269972
I don't know

>>57269878
>>57269966

>>57269982
>Not including the stoner gif

>>57269886
>roastie thinks she owned them
Protip, firm seeing this will be like 'yeah ...nah' They wont deal with the headache.

She was let go because they need to cut bottom line. She normally wouldnt have been hired but companies have to keep hiring to seem on the up and up these days so they do a ton of hiring, realize theyre topping out then cut like 10%

>hasnt landed a client
and thats the other reason.

>>57269993
It's so fucking over for /smg/.

>>57269993
yeah

Cant wait for NVIDIA to crash to 100 where its going to say hi to TSLA, overrated garbage

I am cold.

Also, MSFT changed the font in Excel and I don't know what to think. Like, it looks fine, but how much did they spend on this?

>>57269495 #
>just enough to not end up like bagholders in GME general
That's not a concrete answer at all. In percentage please. 10%? 30%? More?
Some options can make moves like -50% in a single day and bounce around back to +200%

lets not go red please. i want a bigly pump into weekend.

Gay Jannie FSB ban check post.
Reminding all the USA that FSB ran psyops by picking /uhg/ the sound of exhaustion as the title for the Ukrainian meme's thread, because Putin has spent the last decade telling the world the US will simply lose interest, and FSB was running demoralization against the US to make it happen.
Long X, META, MSFT, and Dong Silver.

UNG

>>57270022
better than re-arranging the top bars again.

>>57270006
Shower beer is based, but ciggies and firearm may not benefit from the hot water.

>>57269965
NATGAS AND OIL GAAN

>S&P 500 under 0.5% away from ATH
its coming bros

>>57270055
the double top is coming

>>57270054
MIC bros...

SAVE sisters I can’t take it anymore. I capitulated

>>57270049
>but ciggies and firearm may not benefit from the hot water.
I see you are not a BABA shareholder yet.

>>57270060
bitcoin is the coronary in the copemine
KAW-KAW

>>57269966
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

The dollar's exchange rate in comparison to my local currency has been going down during all of this pump, so my gains are actually a measly +1%

oh look at that, SAVE trannyposting peaked when the stock peaked
just like every other dogshit tranny ticker that gets shilled here

These little pushes that get immediately reversed will be the death of me

>>57270060
this is like the third double top though

now that we all agree market gonna crash on this Q1 2024. what should we prepare for? more liquid cash? selling half when the roller coaster begun? stacking gold and silver? or collecting coupons from governtment bonds? i have a monthly budget for investing, where should i put my investment money this month?

A BULL DAY! A GREEN DAY! AND THE SUN RISES!

>>57270073
Nah, not interested in CHYNA.

>>57270064
\m/ \m/

>>57270107
muh market crash is too easy, little zoomzoom, we'll never get what happened in 2020, if there is an actual bear market, it will be a protracted run down for multiple years with a dozen false rallies

>>57270066
you saved yourself from gains

>>57270108
it will end blood red, trust me

>>57270134

portfolio value claims climbing.
can't find it.
wut do?
>>57270094
it's open bell, you can't be serious, it's not real money until at least 9:45am
>>57270107
well shit faggot, now that you said it, I'm not sure it will.

>>57269859
It’s funny because she’s fat

>crossing my break even point again
sell or stay is killing me this week.

>>57270157
>MFW sell or stay with BA last month and chose stay

>>57270157
post your stop loss and we'll make sure it happens

>>57270157
we're going to touch ATH then drop massively

>>57270107
>Q1 2024.
Two more weeks.
>>57270119
Yeah, I know otherwise you'd understand the pistol & cigs.

>>57270157
>break even point again
hes breaking even here and not setting aths
lmao bro. pick better stocks.

desu tech companies firing HR roasties and token trannies to increase margins is kind of bullish

imagine being a delusional bobo getting heemed for 12 months straight

another comfy /smg/ thread... morning frens

Wow all my positions are green except for shitty ass MARA. Very cool how all crypto related stocks are tied directly to king shitcoin.

>>57270174
Is it because chinamen smoke a lot?

>>57269970
>>57269975
>>57269979
>>57269984
>>57270078

XOM bros we are so back

and so basically cocks
that is all
What is SPY doing at these prices?

>>57270195
>Is it because chinamen smoke a lot?
Among other things.

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TLT sisters, it’s our time.

>>57269900
they're NPCs that don't know POVs exist, much less that other people have one that isn't theirs
the schools manufacture them this way

Nig

>>57270212
this poster is an imposter and a non-fren

>>57269966
double nice and right on time

>>57270209
And because they play Russian Roulette a lot?
>Not recommended with semi auto

>>57270186
Good morning to you as well fren. I am just sitting here all comfy and trying to figure out when I should sell my stack of TLT calls... I mean they're up over 100% in less than 24 hours, but I'm feeling like there's still more return I can get i from this investment. #HODL

>>57270232
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>>57270212

>>57270178
>hes breaking even here and not setting aths
>lmao bro. pick better stocks.
I'm 500 down because
A) I started in November
B) I wasted 700 bucks on shitty options
If not for the latter, id also be up "only" 200

>>57270182
But this is like the 8th round of layoffs for some of them, they've been doing this since spring of last year. How many useless people have been on payroll for years now and how many more do they have on payroll that they aren't culling? If they don't pull an Elon and delete the entire DEI/HR departments you can bet the company is still full of these unproductive wagies.

>>57270212

>>57270178
its soxl

ACMR is such a fucking memestock, it keeps swinging like crazy and it's chinkshit. It's not like anyone here or on r*ddit knows it though

>>57270238
>>57270246
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57270212
>>57270236
>>57270252
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>>57270212

>>57270234
>And because they play Russian Roulette a lot?
Yes, but with a single chamber firearm.

I believe yet another failed breakout to ATH broke the BANG BANG bots

>>57270252

>>57269966
>
>>57270212
>>57270236
>>57270252
fuck you spammers, I'm actually showing up for som\e darn reason. I still can't find it.
I have more stocks to keep track of than any sane establishment would list; is it ok that my portfolio is like a menu for Chinese delivery in Queens? I'm thinking i have more stocks to keep track of than any sane establishment would list. I need advice from a Michelin star chef here.

>>57270258
>>57270252
>>57270236
>>57270212
stop opening the market!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEFa4ztm9P0

>>57270267
this marked the 2021 top too by the way
just a little history lesson for you mumus

>>57270236
>>57270252
im gonna heem the shit outta (You) guys
>>57270258
except for him because hes the original OP and if he wants to troll he's earned it

>selloff
>gets bought up
>gets sold off again
>buys back up

>>57269886
Of course now she will never get another job after that video. I would not expect a female to think ahead, though. The upvotes are what counts.

Do not misuse the drum guy.

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>They fell for the fake PPI pump

>>57270309
this
have some respect

>>57270239
>A) I started in November
>B) I wasted 700 bucks on shitty options
>If not for the latter, id also be up "only" 200
acceptable excuses.

For all the niggers in attendance this morning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYd1JeLV4U

who cares about PPI

PULL UP! PULL UP!

um... mumus?
OUTTA... MY... WAY... MUMU... FUCKING... SHITS

>>57270333
400
200
100
RETARD

>literally always make the right call on the paper money account
>always think 'this won't be it' on the real money account
HOW CAN I REVERSE BEHAVIOR THIS FOR FUCK SAKE

>>57270329
Challenge
>Asian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8-WtH4ujps

How is it possible that I am always wrong? My current streak is probably 10-15 times in a row. I've forgotten what it's like to make money. Not even chasing pumps or dumps and I have been wrong so much. The odds of this is like the inverse of winning a lottery ticket.

>>57270338
BLOCKS
UR
PATH

Moved out of my $TLT calls and into something safer and more my style. $NVDA put options.

>cup n handle on the 15
Nothing personnel, bobo.

475.5x should be our next intraday stop.

>>57270345
>Update
Never expect to make money because you make it on paper trading.
I have a papertrading running on Plus 500. 10000k margin, currently at 9k gains. All bullshit mixed, selling puts, selling longs on indices, oil, natgas, etf with leverage, complete chaos account. You think I'm gonna win doing this with real money? KEK

>>57270365
I think we goin lower we just gotta backtest (fronttest) this prev resistance.

>>57270350
Classic contrarian behavior. Just be more humble and positive. Don't forget that owning equity is more moral than trading various derivatives.

I looked away for 10 minutes, wtf happened?

HUH? BOBROS? ARE WE ACTUALLY..

My $MSFT just keeps printing money. Best individual stock I've had by far. I'm up like $20k over the last year or two on it. Kinda debating selling since they just hit the most valuable company cap, but I can honestly see them going way further too.

>>57270399

oh fuck mondays a holiday?

>>57270350
read the sign and adjust your mentality anon

the only profitable company is STRYKER des, bogandOFF

>>57270369
Was the answer not Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KOFfEiHGJw

>>57270193
>Very cool how all crypto related stocks are tied directly to king shitcoin.
>I specifically bought a stock that's directly tied to bitcoin, and now it's dumping. How could this be happening to me?

>>57270412
Free at last, etc.

>Except I don't get the day off

I want to get into BA but it should be way lower wtf

>>57270350

another day of playing hot potato with high risk short dated derivative securities. where else would you rather be than right here right now anons?

>>57270431
I have all the days off

>4 digit captchas
what did they mean by this?

>>57270369
>new ID because 4chan just autobanned me for 3 days for 'banned text' when all i did was write this post
For some reason I keep getting an auto 3 day ban for my attached post. Fucking retarded nigger website, what about that post is illegal?

>>57270461
Sounds like you work for the based department though.

>>57270350
Pick plays, with predictions, witness how we deviate from your prediction. Cut Loosers soon. Scale your plays so that you can leave some exposure. I do 2, 2 & 2 usually. Two that I take at target. Two that I take at some % and two I let the fucking broker close or I get my fill of greed.

>>57270423
No, cause I wouldn't even dare to make these moves with real money. Not because it is 10k, I wouldn't even do it with 500€. Risk of getting fucked is too high mixing 10-20 different markets in a margin account.

This is undoubtedly the most schizo that the markets been in several years, we're fucking bouncing from -.80% to neon green within an hour.

Bonjour

>>57270469
>illegal
According to the Talmud.

>>57270451
if the spy moves .50 in the wrong direction im fucked personally

>>57270471
yup

>>57270476
But you're up 90%?
Even if you consider that your brokrage will start front-ending you to get some of that, you should still be able to pull something for a few weeks.
Also, everyone is up since October, bull markets and genuises or something.

I also found what is up, it's the puts I bought in December.

this is the worst /smg/ yet

>>57270533
oh we're just getting started

Because I was born incredibly ugly, there are certain smells I will never experience

>>57270488
Oh hello my old fren, fancy meeting you here

Yeah, if Jpow could stop sucking Bidens dick by draining RRP to keep the market from dipping so he looks good going into election year, that'd be great.

>>57270498
>in the wrong direction
be right on direction then. simple as

>>57270345
>>literally always make the right call on the paper money account
>>always think 'this won't be it' on the real money account
>HOW CAN I REVERSE BEHAVIOR THIS FOR FUCK SAKE
I am literally the same and now I am paralyzed on real account. I jsut can't get risky and I want to kms

>>57270569
You just need to wreck yourself a few times with a small amount of money to build up mental fortitude.

>>57270250
Like
>ACM Research holds 82.5% of ACM Research in China, which is valued at about $5 billion.
>Current ACMR market cap is 1.2b
Shouldn't it be closer to like 4b?

>>57270548
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>57270250
I do. It's basically TQQQ, innnit? No outperformance to be had.

>>57270584
lmao saved

This market is so gay. No one is allowed to win

>>57270569
You're caring too much. Find the pepe/marcus arelius meme and do that.

paper trading doesn't account for liquidity and slippage and fees
you will actually become a worse trader for practicing on a paper account

>>57270609
Are ya winning, son?

I get
>URANIUM
and all but UEC still needs to take a fucking chill pill

>>57270609
Cool it.

To my DAL bro, thanks for the head's up!

>>57270584
Lmaoo who the hell made this??? Bahahhahahaha

my nigga @RUSS2K hangin' in there like a champ though... wow what competitor. he can barely walk

>>57270624
Wtf I didnt say anything about jews owning the central banks or anything man

I'd like to retire one day. That would be nice.

>>57270632
I dunno, saved it from the catalog yesterday, I would appreciate a better quality one if someone can

spy action kinda sussin no cap

honest question: can you short IBIT? or is there some options thing, just curious of course

>>57270646
lol, it's been the SF homos for the last 20 years. yeah, the jews are the overlords, but the queers are the hounds of hell. why do you think the TV is plastered with homo when you personally know of two gay men in your whole life, yourself and your dad?
Long SONY, every breakup needs a soundtrack.

>>57270584
finance

>>57270684
>>57270584
kek

lil bit of chicken fried...

>>57270671
no options on IBIT yet, might take month to months for them to become available, it's hard to estimate really
have to be short shares

>>57270671
MARA is a miner with an expensive, deep options chain, RIOT is a cheaper alternative. Then there's BITO (the futures ETF), which has a shallower chain.

There's also an inverse BTC ETF out there: BITI.

>>57270698
OH SHIT IT'S FRIDAY LFG

Anyone got a really hot bitcoin ETF I can lose my money in?

>>57270517
That's a papertrading account. I was just trying some financial products Options-CFD. And I wanted to try different markets, hence all is compteley mixed. Ironically I'm making money with most trades. So, I have 9k gains even with red trades, lol

>>57270671
There are better shitcos to short but I have a good broker so I can short literally anything

>>57270707
Actually I take that back. For the average /smg/ger, BITO's chain should be plenty deep.

Just remember to inch up the bid when you're entering a position, since pennies matter at that price level.

>>57270584
>>57270684
We're only going to get more of this kind of behavior now with of these ESG and DEI mandates. Like what were (((they))) expecting to happen after pushing these kinds of policies?

>>57270711
HODL is the funniest ticker, but non-normie money is bidding up ETHE to frontrun the next ETF approval.

>>57270711
Why bother with an ETF? You can lose money just as fast by holding actual buttcoin.

>>57270706
>>57270707
>>57270727
thanks yous

>>57270740
when you remove punishment why the fuck wouldnt they do this shit?

Return to tradition, public execution.

>>57270749
yeah but when you hold the ETFs, the number of bitcoins each share represents goes down over time which is a cool extra feature for losing money

>>57270763
Next time he appeared in court he was fucking shackled and had a mask on like Hannibal Lecter, kek

>>57270771
>hol up what if we take this fundamentally deflationary asset and package it into a financial product that inflates its own shares over time
>"holy fuck and retards will actually buy this shit? we'll be printing shares out of thin air to collect management fees for just passively holding bitcoin in a fiduciary account?"

>>57270794
>I ate that niggas liva wit sum Taquis n a nice grape drank

>>57270794
Yeah and the left immediately jumped on the MAH SLAVERY bandwagon

>BYND ATH of $234 after IPO to $7 now
Beyond Meat more like Beyond Dead

SAVE sisters....... i boughted more

Why would anybody even buy a bitcoin etf? Why not bitcoin itself? Is there some tax bullshit?

I would understand buying OIL or Gold or whatever as an ETF, since you can't buy real oil as easily and gold ask/bid is insane for the real metal in contrast to paper. But Bitcoin?

>>57270809
Welp, act like a feral animal, get treated like one I guess

>>57270839
It's for people who don't want to make a Goybase account or bother learning anything whatsoever about crypto

>crab day
????

DXY and 10 yr are down, what other meme number is pushing the numbers down?

STUPID RIGGED MARKET
STOCKS ARE FUCKING SCAMS

>>57270676
Youre a funny guy

>>57270839
My guess is you won't have to pay the miners' fees every time you make a trade/transaction but hopefully someone else here can confirm whether that's true or not or if the fees balance out.

>>57270839
anyone that claims they'll be holding a bitcoin ETF deserves derision, that's completely antithetical to the original design of the asset, I think the real reason is that people want easy liquidity from fiat to speculate and also options

Tupperware just posted another sec filing on the 11th. Sec threatening delistment. You're trying to tell me a billion dollar brand from 1946 is just going to dissapear? Lol lmao. It's slurping time.

>>57270839
>Why not bitcoin itself? Is there some tax bullshit?
The ETF makes bitcoin accessible to anyone with a brokerage account. It also doesn't have the crazy fees that Coinbase has.
Also if you have money in an IRA an ETF allows you to buy bitcoin. With an IRA you're taxed when you take money out of it, but transactions inside the IRA are tax-free.

>>57270879
it's mostly for tax benefit accounts like 401k

>>57270839
Tax wrappers, don't have to worry about custody, etc.

>>57270910
a stock is not the brand you fucking moron, the equity can become worthless and the liquidation proceedings will give the rights and assets to the debt holders and/or be auctioned off
if you bought every share of TUP you wouldn't be able to do anything because you now own all of its obligations as well

>>57269869
I am buying more BLK.

>>57270916
what the fk happened here
S&P schizo, get a grip and decide a direction
just kidding we're going to 0

>>57270913
you should consider a roth ira

>>57270910
>>57270932
I wonder how many thought the same of bbby and party city

>>57270935
>>57270916
didn't mean to reply to you, maybe I'm the schizo

>anyone that claims they'll be holding a bitcoin ETF deserves derision, that's completely antithetical to the original design of the asset

>>57270948
they keep doing the same fucking thing and I'm sick of these reddit retards thinking they're smart for buying worthless stocks

>>57270910
Thanks for the find, broski.

slow and steady oil barons

Nice when it works out.

So why the fuck is the market tanking on a good print?

>>57270990
((No idea))

>>57270990
Inflation was the only thing keeping GDP positive. Recession is unavoidable at this point.

>>57270910
PYREX GANG

>>57270990
World War 3

>>57270910
Young people by and large don't cook and don't have any need to store leftovers. The people TUP is useful to are dying out. Slurp at your own risk.

>>57270609
>t. NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER

>>57270718
>I could have been that way in real life, but I double down on the argument that I can't.
There are obviously differences, you change the real market when you move, you become the target for the guy on the other side, to some degree.
You might not have a broker that can get you those shares, so you might need to have more than one or change.
But again, at near 2x, you should be able to pull of something above 0% gains in real world doing exactly the same thing. At least for a little bit.
You don't have anything, except a skill you're not using, imo.

dumping on no news again?

Aight algos done their work, time to load up on SOXL

>>57271013
>>57271020

these two, and the biggest bubble since 08, have u seen nvidia?

>>57271013
Shut the fuck up retard.

>>57270771
This seems like bullshit, explain? I thought the whole point of the ETF was that emitting shares means buying more bitcoin to back them and maintain a 1:1 relationship

>>57270990
literally no news

>>57270935
idk looks like an order book volume gap or something

News dont move markets except ultra short term. This is the work of jewish insiders

>>57271084
TUNNEL RATS RULE

Nobody wants to hold over Trayvon Luther Kang 3-day weekend, huh

>>57271042
NVDA is undervalued.

>>57271013
>the only thing keeping GDP positive
Nah thats low energy costs atm

>>57271010
>that keyboard
Use AOSP

I literally thought shorting Burberry in May, right at the top, but didn't because luxury was the shit at that time (LMVH etc), instead I picked something else and got heemed.

Since then it dropped 50%, with 5xleverage would have been nice gains if I held.

I just heard about them again today and I thought
>Maybe a buying opportunity
So I look at their financial situation and compare it with 2016 etc.
Then I think
>I'll have a look at their products
>picrel
Yeah, not so sure anymore.

>>57271057
It does. But if you've bought the shares, there's a 0.2% expense ratio - money that Blackrock or Van Eck or whoever needs to raise to pay Coinbase for storing the coins. How does that 0.2% get paid?

Assume no new buyers of ETF shares, that the ETF guys aren't running a charity, and that you can't be forced to chip in a couple bucks via wire transfer or whatever.

>>57269861
>he forgot what happened when Xi got reelected at the ccp
sweet summer child. if mainland wins. everything dump

>>57271044
2.5% GDP growth in 2023 with inflation running at 3.5%.... Yeah I'm the retard, the economy is fine and this is completely sustainable.

>>57271112
Wdym that's totally fashionable.

>>57271112
>LITERAL ZESTY BUCK UNIFORM
hahahahahaah

AJLT!

>>57271099
My used underwear is undervalued

aight fuck it

>>57271098
I'll be holding
UNG
UNL
BOIL
KOLD
USO
USL
BNO
UCO
SCO
XOM
and ready for anything.

>>57271036
I have a real account and I turned 300 to 580 in 2 weeks with those option-cfd middecember. But I also once lost 5k on that shit in june. So I'm trying to get into it again, but with less capital and very cautious.

>>57271112
>onsies and canvas prison jumpers for blacks
NBA has a few hundred, NFL has a few thousand.
It could hampon.
Now shut up and stop doubting yourself.

>>57271154
>FAGELITY
GAY
A
Y

>>57271123
>with inflation running at 3.5%
It's decreasing and lagging, you dumb nigger.

>>57271116
Oh yeah alright then, from the way anon phrased it I assumed it was some kind of hidden jewery specific to the bitcoin ETFs rather than just the TER fee.

>BLK
Imagine not buying the company that bought Bitcoin.

>>57271123
>noo, we're doubling at 26 years instead of 36! And it may go on for another 2-3 years!?
wow. that's some ... absolutely irrelevant crap.
If you want housing to get lower, put your money into tall bulders, firms that specialize in concrete townhomes with legit insulation, sound and heat, and no fewer than 2 full baths per unit.
Economy is building things on necessity first, wish second.
Go and invest, and stop crying about it.

holy shit my uranium miners are mooning

>>57271126
The shoes are even called "Creeper". And the jeans is made out of JAPANESE denim, WOW.

>>57271216
Creeper are actually a style of shoe, shortened from "brothel creeper". That is, shoes with a low profile and soft rubber sole. No, I am not making this up. Also, invest in good shoes. This is financial advice.

>>57271216
920 Euro
Kek

>>57271185
if inflation slows to below 1%. GDP will growth will be negative and the economists will start having a baby and screaming about the contractions.

>>57271212
where were you in january 2021, buddy

>>57271249
Thats quite cheap for good quality shoes.

We pumping

>>57271126
This would be a nice coat for the frog.

It's not even a coat. It's called cape-blanket (Decke) lol.

The trousers are leather, about 4850€.

>>57271185
never ever reply to a tripfag anon
no matter what you post if you reply you lost
filter out and move on

>>57271277
That coat looks pretty cozy ngl

>i'm gonna doooommmpp
>i'm gonna mooooooon
lel this retard day

Blessed be God.
Blessed be his holy Name.
Blessed be Jesus Christ, true God and true Man.
Blessed be the name of Jesus.
Blessed be his most Sacred Heart.
Blessed be his most Precious Blood.
Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar.
Blessed be the Holy Spirit, the Paraclete.
Blessed be the great Mother of God, Mary most holy.
Blessed be her holy and Immaculate Conception.
Blessed be her glorious Assumption.
Blessed be the name of Mary, Virgin and Mother.
Blessed be Saint Joseph, her most chaste spouse.
Blessed be God in his angels and in his saints.

>missiles blow up
>LMT goes up 1%

I LOVE THE MIC

>>57271277
Is this wool? Wolle? Man I fuckin love good wool.

>>57270745
BRRR is pretty funny too.

>>57270913
>The ETF makes bitcoin accessible to anyone with a brokerage account. It also doesn't have the crazy fees that Coinbase has.
>Also if you have money in an IRA an ETF allows you to buy bitcoin. With an IRA you're taxed when you take money out of it, but transactions inside the IRA are tax-free.
this is exactly the kind of thought process that will get everybody into these and out of their wallets, which are now clumsy and stupid and a liability. bitcoin is de-risked for retail traders, at last!
and then blackrock will short invesco's ETF in the options market
and invesco will short templeton's
and templeton will short vaneck's
and vaneck will short fidelity's
and fidelity will short wisdomtree's
and wisdomtree will short grayscale's
and grayscale will short BZX's
and BZX will short bitwise's
and bitwise will short valkyrie's
and valkyrie will short hashdex's
and hashdex will short blackrock's
and they'll all be right if there's even net $1000 of selling pressure in the network itself
oh whoops look at that. what's going on, dudes?

>>57271318
Yes, it is wool. Doesn't even seem to be some particular special wool. Just made in italy.

>>57271308
High five my man.

>>57271340
That's exactly why you should buy more BLK.

>>57271340
This is good. Late-buying Boomers need to understand immediately what they're getting into.

>>57271348
Well that's lame. Shit wool is the worst, not even worth buying.

>>57271340
ok doomer

Letting crypto refugees into /smg/ is the death of the thread, hanging out in the metals general or cumg seems like a better option right now.

My ships are doing a little something.

>>57271428
why is this split between A and B? What's the difference?

>>57271417
this nigga wants hang out in the cum thread
gay ass nigga fr fr

>>57271417

>>57271441
The A shares carry voting rights and the B shares do not.

>>57271453
I buy A shares only and dont vote.
Simple as

>>57271474
I only bought them to get free snacks at the shareholder meetings. The last years were pure hell for me at this regard.

I'm so glad the market is closed in remembrance of a degenerate rapist nigger jew puppet.

>>57269840
Why isn't the NASDAQ and s&p correcting yet

Make a new thread, slave

next
>>57271530
>>57271530
>>57271530

>>57271498
Have you ever to wonder why mike went by martin ? Wonder if that obfuscates awareness of someone else similarly named.

>>57271519
Because everything is grossly undervalued. The correction will be upwards.

>>57271474
when you don't vote, you are defaulting to what the board wants. you know that right?