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They definitely already collect all this data, maybe even illegally in some cases. I just like to turn the camera right next to my bed and fuck my GF on my lunch break

>>57357448
I laughed out loud. You have a knack.

You jest, but cloud communication tools make this entirely possible. As a Microsoft 365 admin, I've been asked to pull all sorts of data about teams calls by hr.

I laughed. This was quite good OP. I think that ultimately all of these increasingly technically sophisticated methods of control will discover that, to bastardize a great quote, men are not piano keys.

>>57357448

I'll never have this problem because every HR lady has always wanted to drain my balls. Last one even tried cheating on her husband with me.

>>57357448
I'd just go ahead and ask her out at this point

>>57357448
>But more disturbingly, we played back your laptop screen and noticed a persistent pattern of maximising the video screen of another employee in your division, Jane Plain, even as other people were speaking
They can't tell if you do this, right?

>>57357579
cool, I love Dostoevsky and I literally have notes from the underground collecting dust on the shelf. It's such a short read, I may crack it open. thanks anon.

WFH Chad here
Doing technical support for Microsoft
I close the most tickets and I get the most of good ratings
I'm 100% safe and i can take part in 3 hours gooning sessions during my shift without any issue

>>57357448
>>57357557
>>57357579
You laughed at this?

>>57357804
Same, but I work for Apple instead. I goon in meetings with my face on camera. We're two sides of the same coin.

>>57357890
we don't have webcams
my manager is a hardcore gooner too and never asked us to put it
i think he lives naked

>>57357904
>>57357890
>>57357804
Have sex you fucking loser jerk off addicts probably have ED can’t even get your pathetic tiny cocks hard anymore

>>57357925
actually i'm having a lot of sex irl
but i do also gooning sessions

>>57357448
i laughed too, good stuff op

and then reading the thread and seeing this
>>57357579
>piano keys

my faith that we / all will be alright was made firmer. We are not piano keys and try though they might, i'd sooner live under a bridge than resort to being one.

incidentally, chainlink is the answer to both the 'how' questions that OP's post brings up.

>>57357826
Yeah it was funnier than your post.

>>57357804
I fucking hate opening tickets to you mongoloids.

>>57357448
>You make a reasoned objection that she brushes off without giving an answer to.
Genuinely the most realistic part

>>57357904
>my manager is a hardcore gooner too
how the fuck do you know this

>>57357826
Im sorry that you have spent years here without ever making it but it's barely a reason to bring others down. Be better.

>>57358732
The company holiday is at a competitave gooning event

>>57358905
distended anal corpse

>>57358720
I don't do english support, i promise you that you would love having your ticket assigned to me

i go above the microsoft's rules to satisfy a customer, I'm the ulitmate problem solver

english support = india, philippines, egyptians

>>57357724
lol. lmao, even.
Anon, they've had that since Azure was rolled out. Teams lets them monitor your face and eye patterns.

>>57357448
I kind of had this happen with travel expenses, some hr wagie tried to chew me out and threaten me about hours charged or hotel cost or something. She didnt realize im like 3 tiers higher than her and immediately started backtracking and apologizing kek

>>57357724
munger said this in the 90s, which means around 200k in 2023 $.
>>57357448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1B0NwOySBY

>>57357603
lmfao

>>57357448
Fucking lmao

>>57357448
made me laugh, good one anon

>>57357448
>you exit the call, dejected by the whole ordeal
>you are about to close your laptop, resigned to your faith
>you notice a new email in your inbox
>it has the words *IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT* in the subject
>might as well bite the bullet - you think - as your cursor hovers over the new message
>*click*
>The email contents read as follows:

>"Hi Anon"
>"If you're reading this, then you should've already received the news from Stacey. We as a company, are sad to let you go."

>"As you know, we at Big Corpo offer a transport and meal stipend policy to all our hybrid employees. As stated in our hybrid employee workbook, both of these stipends are available for use via our authorized company credit cards, issued to our hybrid employees."

>"We have noticed some suspicious behaviour from your company credit card. I'd like to highlight some of the takeaways they finances team has provided to the Global People Operations department:"

>* We have noticed that this credit card has been used far beyond the company's established distance limits. As of today, the distance limit is a 1 mile radius from your assigned HQ.
>* We have noticed that this credit card has surpassed both the weekly transportation & food stipend limits in more than one occasion. As of today, the food & transportation stipend limits are $40 / week, while on average this credit card has a $500 / week debit, over the last 6 months
>* We have noticed several purchases at gas stations across the country from this credit card. Our current transportation stipend policy does not cover fuel expenses.
>* There have been occasions where this card was used on unauthorized businesses (e.g. gambling, weapons, adult content, media subscriptions)

"As you are leaving the company, we'd like to let you know that all of these purchases need to be refunded by the employee. We took the liberty to deduct the funds from your termination payment."

"Regards"

"Hannah, Global People Operations Director"

There are psychological and historical aspects behind this modern obsession with control.
It's not just a byproduct of technology or efficiency experts.
Psychopaths are control freaks and this constant expansion of surveillance is evidence of the growing psychopathy of those who are currently in control of government and business.
Another facet of psychopaths is their obsession with gathering ever increasing amounts of information about people close to them so they can stay in control and this increases as they reach the last stages of mental breakdown and insanity.
Our leaders are at this stage of insanity now.
Finally the obsession with collecting data and micromanaging all aspects of peoples lives is a symptom of all late stage empires just before they collapse.
The Assyrian empire, the Roman empire after Diocletian, the Ottoman empire all had this characteristic.
Britain too, now America and the rest of the West.
To give an example, at the height of the British empire in 1886 the War Office had about 980 employees. They dealt with a vast empire and numerous colonial wars.
Now the sucessor to the War Office is the Ministry of Defence.
Despite having no empire the modern version of the War Office has 60,000 employees, 59,020 more than when Britain had the largest empire on earth

>>57357448
Uhh.... Lulz department... Line 1.. asap!!