/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57366894
I hate it when the head attached to vagina starts talking...

>>57366894
how do companies make any profit lmao

>>57367052
She isn't paid to do work at her "job"

>>57366894
It’s funny because the sysadmins do all the cybersecurity work. These bitches are litterally paper pushers

>>57367052
profit is racist you may only suckle the dei teat

>>57366894
Stay on topic fags.

This thread is about meme tech jobs. Here are a few from ChatGPT:

- Growth Hacker
- Scrum Master
- Tech Evangelist
- Blockchain Guru
- AI Ethicist

Is she retarded? there is no way that thing produces anything of value. Best bet is to find a man to love and have some kids and put the cellphone down.

>>57366894
bitch is like 35 how is she not ashamed

>>57367374

prompt engineer

>>57367052
Cybersecurity doesn't bring in any actual value. They just make the modern world possible, but also it's easier to add to add diversity hires and give them busywork. As long as they are held on a tight leash but girls like that don't seem to mind.

>>57367508
What is wrong with women today?

>>57367052
That's the funny part, they don't.
Most tech shit is simply a ponziesque attempt to grow into something with a surface appearance of enough global relevance to dump onto unsuspecting retail investors. Pay a dollar to get back 90 cents, then sell a share of that 90 cents for a thousand bucks.
Once this process has played out, they'll leave it up to their future bagholders to figure out how to construct a real business out of their product.

Why not learn to actually code and get a real tech job instead of a meme one?

>>57367620
because cybersecurity is easy you just open the cybersecurity tool and press "check security"

>>57367660
>because cybersecurity is easy you just open the cybersecurity tool and press "check security"

Is it really this easy? Makes me want to get into cybersecurity.

>>57367660
That must be why the government has multiple levels of security clearance and investments of billions into their cyber security

>>57367374
- diversity manager

>>57367508
that's a 22-25 year old. 35 year old women do not look like that

>>57366894
>you don't need a certificate
>obtain the necessary skills and certifications

>>57366976
fpbp

You always need bait for the pen-testers.

>>57367509
>prompt engineer
this is the biggest meme.

>>57368665
AI will revitalize silicon valley

>>57367346
the only reason so many cybersecurity jobs exist is because sysadmins are the ones running around with default passwords on system critical shit and handing out permissions like candy so in the end they end up needing to be babysat

>>57367052
its just a cost companies pay for so that their insurance for the offices they are monitoring get lowered.

>>57367739
its super easy. and some companies will pay 6 figures so someone will do the job

>>57367052
By getting connected to the money printer aka j3ws

>>57367521
>adds api layers with even more backdoors than the original software
C Y B E R S E C U R I T Y

>>57366894
Scrum (aka Scam or Scum) Master
Get a cert, and "manage". It boils down to micromanaging programmers and such, as well as writing elaborate essays on the progress done, so that the upper management can say good job. Also you can create (and get invited to) A LOT of meetings that are not needful.

>>57367509
>prompt engineer
We can close the thread now

>>57368325

Lol imagine falling for this psyop. I got certifications and similar shit for other sectors without a degree and so far I have 0 offers.

>>57367569
This is 100% the state of tech (and even some other companies, Tesla is always a good example).

>>57367374
Software Engineer
Cloud Consultant
DevOps Engineer
Software Tester
Cybersecurity Engineer
Ethical Hacker
Scrum Master
Product Owner

>>57367336
This. Whether she knows it or not she's salaried for sucking someone's dick. I'm just disappointed in the jackass in charge of this for not having higher standards

>>57368674
Yeah, because you need a fancy title to write an effective prompt into a fucking chat bot.

>>57370423
>DevOps Engineer
A good Devops can do the job of 10s of developers.
>Software Engineer
How is this a meme? are you sure you're not just jealous of IT chads?

Lmao nobody said Analyst. Knuckledragging chadgrugs rise up.

>>57367052
A few work drones do all the productive work while others take the credit for their work

>>57366894
She's right, you just need to be good at sucking cock.

>>57367052
Outsourcing to browns and making the remaining humans do x3 as much.

>>57366894
Are Coding jobs better than Digital Marketing jobs? Or are both fucked due to AI/machine learning?
Am considering switching careers from the medical field.

>>57369905
Freelance Scrum master here. Would companies pay 800 euros a day if we didnt bring any value to the table?

>>57366976
same honestly

>>57372199
Literally yes. I've been programming for 10yrs and workplaces without scum masters are always much better. I didn't notice a significant difference in delivery time, code quality may be better because we can spend a little more time refactoring instead of mUh FeAtUrEs
I guess the board of directors just likes to have a glorified, incompetent snitch on board

>>57372278
If I want to get a coding job like these retard womens do in 1 week of youtube tutorial videos
which area or language should I go for? I'm a newbie who's 24y old and never done coding before

Was scrum master invented to give DEI hires a role on the team? My PO does something, my PM does something, the scrum master has never been anything other than the PO's back-up.

>>57366894
There’s zero chance she knows jack shit about actual cyber security. All of the people in that field basically look like Vitalik.

>>57367052
mandatory dead weight is a feature for big corpo because it creates an entry barrier that stops competition at the start line.

>>57372524

Counterintuitively this is why megacorps like higher corporate taxes too. Stifles small/medium sized competition, meanwhile they have all of the wherewithal to evade and drive down their own effective tax burden.

>>57366894
My cousin worked 2 WFH cybersecurity jobs at once for a couple years and her combined salary was like 350k. She only quit one because she couldnt go on her monthly vacation with her fiance while balancing the 2 jobs. If you got in on this meme early youd have made it

>>57372568
i actually looked into this and talked with tax advisors. The basic setup to park income at tax haven requires you to have minimum 100k yearly profit to make it worth the setup cost. Literally impossible to play on even field.

>>57367374

CEO

>>57371328
>How is this a meme? are you sure you're not just jealous of IT chads?
bet its not a protected term so anyone could call himself like that.
A lot of the it names are worthless because unlike old jobs you arent legally obliged to have education/training credentials to use the job title.

>>57372342
don't believe everything you see on the internet
I taught myself basically (from the internet, among others), for some people it takes 6months, for others 2years. Now I hear it's harder to get a job than 2 years ago, but it's bound to change soon

>>57366894
I would like to take all recording devices away from women

>>57366894
Why in the fuck would you want a job when you can just make money trading stocks on the internet?

>>57373348
I feel like I will self taught myself in 6 month too
I've got an easy time learning things like that
Do you think I will be able to find at least a job that pays like 600-1000 usd?
Also once I like something I get really fucking good at it, i'm just am not there.