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no amount of money/stocks/metals/bonds/treasury bills will let you talk to your high school crush again :(

>> No.57483525

>>57483495
I'm talking to her once a month over lunch.

>> No.57483545
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57483545

>>57483495

Good.

>> No.57483573

>>57483495
It’s not about regaining your childhood, but making sure those ahead of you also have a shitty childhood

>> No.57483581
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57483581

>>57483495
My high school crush just gave birth to High School Baseball Chad’s baby. But at least I am a millionaire NEET right guys? Right?

>> No.57483587

>>57483495
I'm pretty sure she is alone and lonely while I am married with kids actually. I don't say this with schadenfreude, feels bad man. We didn't have a bad breakup just went separate ways after high school.

>> No.57483649

>>57483495
I fucked 50 girls by the time I was 25. All through hs and college. Switched to Thai hookers and fucked 170 of those. My body count is 220 basically and I feel so smug

>> No.57483663

My high school crushes are old hags now

>> No.57483719

>>57483495
I'm married to her, I try not to talk to her.

>> No.57483735

>>57483649
>I fucked 50 girls by the time I was 25.
lmao

>> No.57483939

>>57483495
she's in prison

>> No.57483947

>>57483649
I fucked 50 girls during covid

my bodycount is 100 by now

(all real biological females)

now have an 18yr old gf

step up your game

>> No.57483952
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57483952

>>57483495
I never spoke a word to my highschool crush

>> No.57484898
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57484898

lmao im 36, my HS crush hit the wall a looooooooooooooooooong time ago

>> No.57485329

Anon Ive had 4 crushes in school. I fucked 3 of them and the fourth is fat now so what on earth are you talking about?

>> No.57485375

>>57483495
Do you still have oneitis? Are you mentally 16 years old?
Thank fuck high school is over, that was the shittiest period of my life

>> No.57485798

>>57483581
>t. seething wagecuck incel

>> No.57485831
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57485831

She is fat and gross now, and I ended up well beyond her level and found a cuter version of her as my current partner. Not deliberately it just kind of ended up that way since this was my type.

I don't know if it's a good thing since there's no chance of caring anymore, or a bad thing since it would be kind of exciting to have her still be hot and "the one that got away" kind of deal leading to a potential rekindling flame down the road

>> No.57485868

>>57485375

It's amazing how stuck in a dumb young headspace we get during HS, like any of it mattered. It's like one last little torture experiment before you're released into the real world and real life.

>> No.57485924

>>57483495
I'm not attracted to her anymore. She is fat and has kids.

>> No.57485948

>>57485831
Same here, her weight exploded as soon as she went off to college.

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57486766

As with literally every other poster, she quickly became a fat alcoholic with a menial job or no job after high school.

I'm not sure if it's just a fact of life or a fact of American life but it is what it is

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57486990

>>57483495
I was homeschooled

>> No.57487017

>>57483649
what catastrophic disease lead people to still end up on 4chan despite this?
no, i don't think this is "muh sekret club" or whatever, but i can't think i'd browse this place either if i slept with 220 women