/biz/ - Business & Finance

My TSLA 192.50c 2/16/24 covered call is getting HEEMED

>a day where everything is green
>20% of my portfolio is MSFT and GOOG

JUST

Huh SOUNDSISSIES? Are we back?

>>57619154
I bought Google this morning. I think openAI search is a nuffinburgah, and I will graciously accept my heeming if I'm wrong. (I will shitpost bitterly and relentlessly)

how do you deal with market swings. I find them exhausting. Can't things just go up in a straight line and down in a straight line? Why does it have to go up down and about so much?
How do i cope.

next big drop on Rigetti, if there is one. i'm gonna scoop a boatload of warrants for more gamba gambaaa

Do you think apple will drop below $180?

>>57619181
I counsel patience.

>>57619181
Unironically zoom out. All this fluctuation is just for fun. If you scalp a little extra, good for you. But theres nothing wrong with reading a balance sheet, picking a stock, and then fucking off for a year. Probably beat the degens here too.

also, big iran brap line got blowed up, seems pretty small scale though. Thought id share.
>>57619184

Bobos you beclown'st yourselves

>>57619181
Buy high, sell low

>I just need to get through the week ha ha

>>57617499
Because anything other than NATGAS AND OIL is
GAY
A
Y

SOUN straddle breakevens 1.73 (-56%), 6.27 (+60%)

>>57619156
How high can it realistically go?

>AMZN
the pump is starting

>>57619203
I wouldn't be surprised. I think they're going to decline until there's some kind of serious cultural change within the company. I'm thinking about shorting them again.

>>57619257
Nonsense. Investing in up and cumming IT firms is the only game in town.

>>57619261
$15

So after this semi bubble inevitably pops/tops out over the next year, what's the next play going to be? Just betting on the individual companies that utilize the tech best? I feel like once interest rates are cut there's a chance that homebuilders will see a bump but I bet it'll lag. Maybe small caps will get a boost for a minute? I'm sure oil will have a few good streaks but I want a longer cycle than that

Congratulations mumu, you pushed this pig back to Monday's close

>>57619181
By predicting the swings with literal lines I draw on the chart at different time frames. Those swings are entry points. Only way I make money personally.

I feel like 179 is the floor but I don't trade it often. Not particularly fond of them post-jobs

WHY IS THE MARKET PUMPING

I BOUGHT PUTS READY FOR THE BIGGEST CRASH OF OUR LIFETIME

SHOULD I COVER MY LOSSES? WTF, WHAT ABOUT ITNEREST RATES AND INFLATION BROS

please hurry im losing a hundred a minute

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57619274
Story time: Many years ago when I still had contacts at Apple, I heard they had hired a diversity officer. Black chick, natch. Got ahold of the transcript of the talk she gave though, and it was actually pretty good. I recall she used the example of if you get fifteen white guys in the same room, they will have fifteen different opinions and fifteen different solutions to the same problem. And that was real diversity, and the sort of intellectual ferment that Apple needed.

They fired her without explanation two weeks later. That wasn't what they wanted. Now, you tell me who's in charge at Apple and what they're really after, including that flamboyant faggot Tim Cook. Then tell me when was the last time they invented anything that excited anybody.

>every midwit and their mother believes this is a bubble and that there will be a crash
>they think they sound smart by saying dotcom bubble

>>57619254
>>57619257
Will the Biden administration ever do anything to stop the KOLD Kall Klan?

Back under 10k after a slight heeming. I need a win. What's the play?

>>57619323
look in the mirror

>>57619327
nycb

>>57619218
fuckin
KEK
E
K
and
BASED

>make 36k a year
>31 years old
>tired of waking up at 4:40am for work
Be honest with me, folks. Can i make it or is it too late for me?

jocko.png

>>57619306
why are you guys buying puts every normal green market day. Like 365 days a year one of you decided the big crash is today.

>>57619348
>36/yr
how is that even possible in 2024?

>>57619348
for both of us

https://openai.com/sora

Big media companies are fucked aren't they?

>>57619359
Maybe he never job hops?

>>57619324
They are going to
STOP
GLOBAL
WARMING
jack

>>57619306
>he buys options
Sell options you retard

>>57619382
>The vidya industry and Hollywood killer
Beautiful.

>>57619153
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57619382
rip netflix

>>57619348
How much do you save after taxes?

>>57619359
>>57619391
I work in a steel fab shop. I made 11 an hour when i started 8 years ago.

>>57619382
>https://openai.com/sora
considering the only difference between Ai and is an unquantifiable "feeling" or "Soul" and all modern media companies have completely lost that feeling.
Yes, yes they are all doomed. They will all shift to making their money by extorting and suing small Ai creators.

Thank you Joe for killing nat gas prices that will eventually lead to lower utility bills for the working man. Joe is a man for the people not you investing fags. Lower utilities and higher 401k love to see it

this thing looks like it's setting up to explode

>Doesn't hold at LEAST 20% SMCI
What are you, gay and hate money?

>>57619421
Well, at the moment I have 4k or so in my bank account. If that helps.

>>57619424
you should shop around I actually work in fabrication for aeronautics. right now you would start around $35. 8 years ago you would have started around $18.

>>57619450
Start investing in a mutual fund. PRWAX is a good one. Put maybe a thousand in, then a bit more every month as you can afford it.

>>57619382
I don't see this impacting big film makers as much as advertising companies. This can churn out your typical TV ad about whatever medical slop they're pushing that always has people just walking around doing nothing interesting.

well SOUNbros it looks like we might make it after all

>>57619274
The iPhone lost a lot of steam last year. I think they are announcing a new iPhone SE and new iPads in March, so they will have to do something groundbreaking with them.
>>57619312
It's almost as if hiring people based on their race or ethnicity instead of their talent or skills was a terrible decision.

>>57619426
>They will all shift to making their money by extorting and suing small Ai creators
by the time they manage to make that shift they are so already so irrelevant that they won't even be able to make money off that

>>57619471
>Computer, make a live-action version of Shrek where Shrek is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger with his face painted green
Do you understand now?

>>57619456
If they need painters i can do that. If im good enough for inspected work for LaGuardia Airport i should be good enough for something like that.

>>57619464
Thanks, anon. I will check that out!

this isn't normal

can someone please explain why we completely retraced from this weeks downtrend?

people were yelling about inflation and interest rates and SELL SELL SELL, and now were back to new highs soon?

Why is the market so bi polar?

>>57619506
And thats a good thing!

>>57619504
You're more than welcome. It's gratifying as hell to make your savings grow.

>>57619480
>The iPhone
They're effectively expensive portable televisions. No one thinks of them as computers anymore, there's no innovation.

>>57619382
>someone is writing nigger prompts for a living

>>57619504
painting is subcontracted. general fab you do anything from monotonous manual deburring to basic milling/turning which was the salary I listed.

>>57619506

>>57619532
>a career i'm good at
Finally.

Buy and never sell lads.

Will the PPI tomorrow tank the market?

>>57619532
>half ape half human hybrid monkeys swinging from a big tree by ropes with loops at the end attached around their necks.

>>57619540
I see i see. I know my way around a grinder and other power tools the only things i dont do at my current job is weld/layout. I even run the damn office!

Going to the liquor store. What can I get you fellas?

real talk
how the FUCK does this even happen?
i don't remember seeing a daily RSI this high like, ever

>>57619570
>missing all the gainz from not having already bought long before he says buy

>>57619581
>>57619532
kek. im pretty sure they wont catch anywhere near the issues they think they could.

>>57619584
>fellas
*faggots, niggers, and jews

>>57619586
idk anon but imagine if you bought 100 shares in January

>>57619584
No need, bro. Brought snacks and beer

kek what the fuck is this smci bubble

what fucking planet are we on where some shitty server builder is now worth 50 billion dolllars

just HOW fucking retarded are normoids? they're not doing anything special they don't manufacture anything they're literally just putting parts together any fucking hardware company can do the shit they do

holy fuck i hate this retarded world so much

Rocker, Islam anon here, I may have missed it but did you do a video about when I discussed Islam with you?

>>57619584
Some Microsoftdrink cheapies please.

>>57619584
I've got beer. Probably will start day drinking soon. Could use some hamburgers tho

>>57619616
I bough in at the end of January and averaged in a bit and I'm still at 50%. So in all likelihood I just caught the end of that crazy train, and I still can't believe it. I've never seen anything like it.

>ARM
>ARM
>ARM
>ARM
Lets goooo

>>57619496
I understand what it will be used for in that area I also understand its limits and how uncanny and garbage people will think it is. I don't see it taking off in that area just yet.

Then again the quality might just be the same as the slop Hollywood is already churning out.

so we're at the point where Jensen is just picking random microcaps that are somewhat tech hardware related and doubling their price overnight

>>57619642
I guess you've experienced the high that turns people into gamblers on low cap shitcoins.

>>57619306
Wait after friday's options expiry. Then the market has more freedom to move.

>>57619631
They build data centers hand in glove with Nvidia. If NVDA's earnings next week are good, SMCI will spike again.

>>57619632
Islam is the only belief system that explicitly calls for human sacrifice. Fuck off with your devil worship -- this is the board of secular greed.

>>57619518
Cash
On
The
Sidelines

>>57619450
bro start fabricating some shit and sell it on etsy. I new a guy who made pic and he sell dozens of them just from his yard. Could make a lot more but the retard was too old to understand online slaes.

Until then just buy QQQ and treat that like your savings account. It will give you consistent safer returns.

>>57619664
oh look it's a kike accusing others of what he's guilty of

>>57619642
nice

>mag 7 are down
>everything else is up

>>57619661
More like delighted disbelief. There's no replicating a situation where you make a year's gains in a month and a half. But I'll take my good works where I can get them these days.

>>57619518
don't look for any logic at it's just pure greed and too much dumb money still in the system

we need more rate hikes

>>57619664
Why can’t these folks just stay in their own countries?

>>57619686
it's a mystery

You should be buying more, the stimulus has already started.

This market wants to go HIGHER

>>57619694
People actually believe this?

>>57619671
Cry more shitskin.

>>57619686
Because the Marxists in power insist on bringing them in.

This is the top

>>57619631
>t. NO SMCI SHITHEAD

>>57619675
TSLA is up 5%

>>57619664
Do you even fucking know what a server rack is you dumb fuck? It's a fucking piece of metal with a power supply. They don't build jack shit everything is sourced from 3rd parties. Whatever this shitcoin stock can build other established companies like Dell can build better and for less.

God I can't fucking wait until all you AI retards lose all your money.

>>57619711
It's honestly pretty enraging that they would even write this (and then have the balls to throw a paywall in my face after opening it.)
Maybe that's the point, it's hard to tell these days tbqdesu.

>>57619714
not crying at all, simply asked a question to an anon and you started screeching. don't worry, i know why we trigger you and i know you know. we're going to wipe your kind out :)

>>57619694
>Rampell grew up in a Jewish family in South Florida, the daughter of Ellen (née Kahn), an accountant, and Richard Rampell.
Fucking reform Jews. Little by little I am beginning to hate them.

SmcI to 1000 in 10 minutes. New years countdown
>>57619154
I'm in msft and goog too. Hate waiting but at least they won't shit the bed long term

>>57619694
I like how the media is just clippable headlines to laugh at now.

>>57619644
ARM bros, we eatin good

>>57619731
The first time a nuke goes off in a Western city and we see you fucking animals cheering is the day your death cult dies. :)

>>57619424
the fuck do you do? stack sheet metal? learn to weld or something. i'm a bum now but i made 17/hr 5yrs ago at 18 as a sparky
>>57619582
oh sweet, you go girl

>>57619733
Same but lots by lots and all Jews

>>57619727
Look at the chart, a single pullback will shake out pretty much everyone. It's pure momentum at this point

>>57619711
anon most people will believe anything they are told. for example look at how many people still think earth is round.

>>57618914
>>57618917
>>57618930
>>57619013
Mostly good advice but is there anything that has dipped for a retarded reason? Like ADM or Google today. I want a big discount on a good company and I'm prepared to wait. FYI I am a Payal bagholder at 70.

>>57619532
>So what are you working on today, anon?
>I'm testing out the "comically large breasts" prompt, sir

I'm going to take out $6,000 loans every 6 months starting in June to add to my Dogs of the Dow portfolio until I make $1,000 in dividends quarterly

>>57619745
>nigger-iq kike threatens a death cult with death
you're all so fucking dumb. even the kike IQ myth got btfo quite badly.

>>57619754
I know and I can't wait for the retarded greedy normies who bought in at $500+ to get ass fucked when it goes back to $50

I have 190% return in Super Micro in 1 month

found this old gem again recently, i'll post it here because I don't like to leave my containment here these days.
anyone else have an opinion on MP materials

>>57619752
Meh. Maybe 75% of American Jewry are beanie cap wearing Commies like Robert Reich. The other 25% are actual practicing Jews that are fairly solid. One wishes they were something more than a minority within a minority.

This new HOOD Trading Trends info on select STOOKS is breddy gud.

>>57619776
I think the best way is IWM puts, Russell 2000 is correlated to these pumps. Index puts usually much cheaper than single stock puts

>>57619780
Got in two weeks before I did huh? LOL. Grats. And keep your stop orders at 10% below the current price, just in case. There is no way we are not headed for a massive overcorrection at some point.

>>57619130
AMD is still cheap.

>>57619780
I bought MU instead and feel like a moron.

>>57619803
AMD's P/E ratio is in orbit beyond Pluto. They shall be easy prey for the strong.

>>57619518
market is clearly fragile right now

inverted yields + rising unemployment - is a recession near?
AI is proving legitimately powerful - but is it a bubble?
can the insolvent corps/gov survive rates above 0%?

uncertainty = volatility

>>57619670
ignore any fag who peddles this
there is only more cash on the sidelines because there is more cash EVERYWHERE because the fed increased the money supply by >25% since covid
mutual funds have basically no cash at all

the PROPORTION of cash/money markets is normal or ever LOW depending on how you look at it

https://advisoranalyst.com/2024/01/31/money-market-cash-on-the-sidelines-a-myth-that-wont-die.html/

>>57619803
Why isn't NVDA trading at AMD's multiples? I always find it so strange how there is such a huge difference in valuations across a sector with such similar companies.
>>57619782
Gonna have a look at a few. Good action, good waifu/s, non-pussy MC, that's all I want from an anime. Goddamn I am so sick of animes that try to be deep. It always goes off the deep end

>>57619824
>there is only more cash on the sidelines because there is more cash EVERYWHERE because the fed increased the money supply by >25% since covid
Boy, you really are a god damn nit picker aint'cha?

The market has realized the US Government has reached an irreversible point of fiscal dominance, and the only way to preserve capital is to go long risk assets.

>>57619842
found the nigger

>>57619796
I cannot sell because reasons. Going up or down with the ship.

Given the stakes and given the gain I don’t care much either way tho

>>57619782
I need Otomo to finally release his new space opera movie, I have a feeling it's gonna be great from the trailer.

>>57619841
Fresh reminder that Nvidia's P/E is actually *lower* than when it took off like a rocket last year. And its PEg is still below 1. As insane as their gains have been, they have lagged the gargantuan amount of money they are raking in.

>>57619669
Thanks, will look into this as well!

>>57619869
>the trailer.
Wait, what? Link please. I haven't watched anime for years, but I remember Otomo. He's one of the giants.

Short TOST.

>>57619731
You really should start by not wiping your own people out and picking fights you can win.

>>57619518
Stocks have reached a permanently high plateau.

Made 90% on CNM just sold my entire bag
If I played options I might short it

This Sora thing is pretty neat.

>NATGAS turned back downwards
>OIL turned back downwards
>XLE, XOP, XES still headed upwards

>>57619891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEOveeZuor0
It's just a teaser, apologies, but I like the subtletly. Also, using "Mercury" from Holst (one of my favorite composers) fits it perfectly.

damn this market is bullish af fr fr

fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WTF WAS THAT

>>57619869
just watched Roujin Z the only film I've missed of his, in preperation. Hopefully it will atleast be visual candy if not amazing.
>>57619841
there are plenty of goodies that fit your bill on there and plenty that you will likely revile. Early anime was also known for alot of pretentious garbage like that.
>Ergo proxy
at least the shows used to look good while doing it, though.


I will not relate this post to Stocks, simply because investing in animation companies is asking for it.

>BUDDY LOOK AT THE SUPER MICRO COMPUTER
BUDDY LOOK AT THE SUPER MICRO COMPUTER
>BUDDY LOOK AT THE SUPER MICRO COMPUTER
BUDDY LOOK AT THE SUPER MICRO COMPUTER
>BUDDY LOOK AT THE SUPER MICRO COMPUTER
BUDDY LOOK AT THE SUPER MICRO COMPUTER

>>57619931
Could you be a little more specific?

>>57619876
Yes yes thanks for the reminder. It was ridiculously overvalued in 2021 but now? Every expert out there completely underestimated how big the AI business would become. They have been forced to re-adjust and then re-re-adjust their estimates regarding revenue from AI.
For now, there is no competition. NVDA is just miles ahead and everybody wants a piece of that huge ass. But who knows, maybe they'll hit a snag and at that point we could easily see a tumble.
Also, we are nearing pretty damn overbought territory. I give it another 10% upside for the index and then we fall. The natural ebb and flow

>>57619947
GOOG

>>57619945
Did you notice it was having a little trouble cracking the big $1000 too?

>>57619306
It was priced in Bozo. Should have just stuck with VT or VTI+VXUS in a tax advantaged account maybe 100% VOO in your regular brokerage account. if you were feeling sexy.

Everytime I log into Schwab to deposit money I'm reminded of how much I hate their website layout compared to TDA.

>>57619956
They are NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS

>>57619956
BOOM BABY BOOM

>>57619984
I like it just fine.

>LLAP up over 5%
>George soros bailing out NYCB and it's up over 5%
When are you chuds going to get it? I know what I'm doing. I'm a professional that knows how to trade. You really need to stop fighting it, kneel, and follow my trades already. Especially baggot.

I have purchased a 2/24 AMAT call
it will now dump AH

>Bought a broad index fund focusing on US tech
>Already down 0.7% because of GOOG and MSFT
Haha, fundus are safu bros. Oh well, gonna stick with it. I always suck at that. Just hold and believe. It always pays off.

>>57619876
Clueless

Watch this video and maybe you learn something (highly doubt)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzgXb6c7QIk

>>57620001
BASED 0001 FOR NUMBER ONE TRADER
PAST
PRESENT
FUTURE

>>57619845
Yup. Higher for longer.

Give me a total degenerate earnings play for today

Anyone playing COIN earnings?

I'm shorting PG. I just bought a bulk pack of things from them and nearly every item was defective.

>>57620041
Why would I watch another man speak? Seems gay to me

>>57620036
I have a conservative portfolio of 50% MSFT 50% GOOG

you're welcome

>>57620028
Im in it too. Gl anon hope we some mania induced run.

>>57620070
Mainly for retards who think one off growth spurt = terminal growth rate

hey mumu i know your busy pounding my bobohole but could you take a second to look at this? https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/A261RX1Q020SBEA
and this? https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y3M
and this? https://www.currentmarketvaluation.com/models/buffett-indicator.php
and this? https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/manufacturing-pmi
and this? https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/average-weekly-hours
and this? https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/LNU02500000
and this? https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/NA000327Q

>>57620043
What can I say, it was destiny.

>>57620001
Bitch, I've been buying nycb since the 1st of Feburary. That old ass coot is too slow if I managed to jump in before he did.

BIG is trading at 0.02 sales, 0.34 book. Get in while you can...

just finished swagel cbo session.
had to explain fractions to omar.
there was the spot where he said, I have extreme confidence we are on an unsustainable fiscal and budgetary path. My projections do not include future regulation.

I wonder what settlement offers will be entertained?

> buy SPY, go up 0.5% every day forever
> profit
This stock trading shit is easy.

>>57620089
>he's still a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER though

>>57620041
this faggot? you listen... to this faggot?

>>57620101
should have bought scratchers instead

>>57620086
stfu retard

>>57620086
Priced in

>>57620001
why should I buy NYCB

>>57620041
>Watch this video and maybe you learn something
yeah all the secrets of making money are available on grifter youtube channels

>>57620041
fibs? really

>>57620119
jews are immune from economic consequence

>>57620115
don't worry, you don't have to read babby. also remember to breathe, your peepeebrain might go hypoxic we don't want that

>>57620113
A call strike of 37.5 is still too low, but that's all they had in store. It's a very attractive risk reward play. Bankrupt or epic squeeze.

>>57620145
why not a different bank then? they're all run by jews after all

>>57620043
>>57620089
Kek

will mr nikkei make ATH this week?

>>57620097
Good on you then.
>>57620119
I literally just said soros bought in that should be a good enough sign. You really think Democrats are going to let another bank fail when they are already printing infinite money to fund wars? Bailing out NYCB would be a drop in the bucket.

anyone have any ancient chinese herb secrets for heartburn/gastric reflux. i'm tired of eating flavoured chalk.

I think i'm going to open a short position on MP after it closes the gap to mid 17s atleast until it returns to SPAC levels. why? revenues decreasing for the short term.

APPLE WTF ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE RED YTD. GO UP YOU DUMBSHIT!

>>57620108
>446.77% annual returns

>>57620189
eat a spoonful of mustard. Usually gives about an hour and a half of relief

>>57620188
ok fine I'm in for $500

Stocks.

These kinda fucks are the most dangerous in these markets.

>>57620198
once AAPL goes, it all goes

>>57620172
nan shimasu ka, nikkei-sama?

SPY is going to drop a bit b4 close, right?

>>57620075
You forgot to include that 1% of NVDA or AMD or SMCI, bro :)
Heh, GOOG falling because of some Bing AI Open AI bullcrap. And that in turn convinces MSFT to dump as well? Now that is proper bs
>>57620213
She qt

Just bought MSFT leaps because of the new OpenAI videos.

>>57620231
uhm, cheesed to meet you

>>57620189
Chewing gum. You need to salivate.

>>57620036
>Bought a broad index fund focusing on US tech
QQQ?

>>57620228
They named the gas station chain after her.

>>57619475
you spoke too soon anon

>>57620198
Ooooo, I'm sorry anon. Here, but one of our new iPhones. It's made by Chinese slave labor and has 5% more battery power!

>ARM
what the fuck was that

My options gambles are getting fucked this week

>>57620231
link to video?

>>57619980
$999 sooo close

>>57620253
https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/1758192957386342435

>>57620101
>I've been beating the BIG drum for a year straight. They don't care, nigga.

>>57620202
Kek that's terrible advice anon
>>57620207
Welcome to the gains train.

>>57620238
I tried your tip the other day when I had heartburn from some chili and it didn't work

>>57620243
Now this one is a qt:ie. No wonder JPow hasn't handled inflation well. He was too busy getting milked by that titcow and this young succubus. All is forgiven JPow

>>57620253
>>57620260
There's lots of videos https://openai.com/sora

>>57619951
>Also, we are nearing pretty damn overbought territory. I give it another 10% upside for the index
I agree with this. Pretty much every single semi ticker is sky high on RSI and MACD on the 1 and 5 year charts. I know the AI rocket ship is a new exciting story but it would be such an exception to the norm if the sector didn't peak out soon and then slide for like 6 months. But every other time, the peak lasted 6 months to a year so it could even be early 2025 by the time things take a shit.

>>57620202
>>57620238
I have both of these on hand. Mustard, mouth cleanse, Gum.
thanks!!!

I never get heartburn.

>>57620268
The mustard works I promise

SOUN OR RXRX?

>>57620271
Good old lusty Lael.

>>57620189
>r heartburn/gastric reflux.
ohh ive been going through gastritis/ibs. ginger tea is something you should check out. also fennel, peppermint, or chamoille teas will also work.

>>57619984
>>57619994
i think it's fine but they try to change it about every year, fucking obnoxious. leave it alone. busybody retards trying to change UI to look like they have a job is probably commonplace though i would imagine

>>57620281
You haven't abused your body enough yet. Two litres of coffee in the morning, with a whole pizza and bottle of wine at night? My heart will give out before 40.

>>57620307
Big reason I love fidelity is their nice UI

spy 0dte 503c?

>>57620262
Burry is in now, the price of sub $5 is attractive so a possible squeeze is forming now.

>>57620310
I only drink about 1L of coffee a day. Rookie numbers etc.

>>57620152
seethe

>>57620297
I just take Prilosec. Never get heartburn anymore.

>>57620297
so many suggestions, thanks. this gives me hope!!
eating peas, beans and oats every day is really giving my tummy heck.

>>57620294
Just put a bag over that head. There really is something weird, haggardly, and unsettling about her face.
Oh and finally copper is coming back. Stop fudding my copper, China bastards. Steel is getting interesting
>>57620281
Heh, you should try to experience heart palpitations coupled with getting flushed and profuse sweating for more than 10 years because of some weird anxiety thing I got when I was 18. Now that's something

>>57620310
>>57620327
>liters
FAGS
I drink about half a gallon.

>>57620310
Based body abuser. You bought the ticket when you were born and you might as well ride this roller coaster until the fucking wheels come off.

>>57620041
I was wondering if I should sell, you convinced me to hold on to it a while longer.

Pizza's good for you. Bread has more protein than potatoes or rice.

Should I sell my GOOG for SPY when GOOG has undipped itself? Only reply if you have a crystal ball.

>>57620337
I know SI and imperial units. Fear the learned yankee.

>>57620188
Damn straight, praise me more.

Ahem. I need SMCI above 1000 by end of today.

>>57620333
>10 years
geez anon, your suppose to call a doc after 4 hours

>>57620332
Try probiotics. VisBiome is the best. Yes they're pricey, but they'll straighten your gut right out.

Anybody else notice that the Spectacular Six is looking kinda red today? I mean why is Google dropping? Did everybody forget that they know everything about everybody?

>>57620361
Ah-hem...
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CENTIMETER?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>57620273

>>57620380
People are moving money out of the fag 7. Extended market is up 1.5%

Yeah, gimme a, uh, liter of coffee.

àAll these AI videos I just saw and the weird Stable Diffusion coomer videos are totally lacking audio. What companies are going to provide the audio small creators need?
also is it time for a N33T to get into audio engineering?!

>>57620380
Did your gookfu come back from best Korea yet?

>>57620370
I'm sorry, but I don't think that's going to happen. They've been hovering around 990 for a couple hours, and there is sure to be some profit taking the last twenty minutes or so.

>>57620380
Yes but as long as SMCI keeps going to the moon and Nvidia's earnings are good enough to keep the crazy train rolling I don't care. And fuck Google, the progtard-fascist election-skewing fuckwits.

>>57620392
Well, turns out if you measure the light emission wavelength off a certain isotype of krypton and divide it by 100 you get a centimeter.

>>57620394
What are the safest things to move out of the 7 into though? Costco?

>>57620380
When's the last time they did something innovative?

>>57620356
Dude. Look at the graphs. Any of them. These stocks might experience a dip but that gets insta-slurped. GOOG dropped on earnings. Slurped. GOOG dropped on this a few months back. Giga-slurped. Just give it time bro
>>57620371
Haha, yeah bro. It's a complicated matter but thanks for your concern

>>57619951
there's no such thing as overbought or oversold, maybe divergences have some evidence backing them up but for any 'overbought' level you would have to adjust them specifically to current price action, it's almost never 70 for RSI or 80 for SO, if anything then exiting overbought territory could be a sell signal or an RSI crossing through its SMA or the SO crossing through its %D, both poor signals since they happen a million times all the time

>>57620399
There was a paper on generating audio with SD models using DFT. It probably wouldn't be too hard to train your own.

>>57620396
Coffee isn't measured in liters. That's Communist agitprop.

Tesla Tesla Tesla Tesla. Holy fuck get long tesla

>>57620414
VT

SOUR

HOUR

NOW!!!!!!

>>57619892
Why didn't anyone listen to me?

Coffee gang we feeling comfy and awake today. I'm just a regular joe with a cup of joe who gets my stock market news like everyone else, from esoteric dreams.

>>57620372
The diet causing me gut ailment is for saving money. So I will definitely take note of this, but it will have to wait for now. Thanks!!!
>>57620423
now I must search, good looking out

>>57620412

>>57620396
Don't spit in this cop's coffee.

>>57620321
bought and sold. 500 profit

>>57620433
New ATH hour is looking a little more likely

>>57620449
I think proud Romans invented it, Tony.

>>57619711
I'm sure there's some esoteric way that they're allowed to take out loans against people's lives to get free money.

>>57620417
I've held GOOG for years with diamond hands but I'm just scared my luck is running out or something. Everybody keeps saying that stock picking is retarded and just to buy SPY instead.

SI units are for fags.

>>57620421
Take a look with stochastic measurements. Shit is embedded and has been for a long time. Every time it dips, it doesn't leave the embedded zone but rather gets slurped to keep it inside.
Still, everyone has their own set of signals and methodology. We shall see.
>>57620474
>stock picking is retarded and just to buy SPY instead
It ain't. Behold the trend and that trend is US tech. AMAT, GOOG, AMZN, NVDA, MSFT, and so on. Just stick to the big guns and you will outperform... just like my mum

>>57620474
Most American tech companies are probably not going to grow much more and a number of big ones are very likely to enter a decline. I don't hold any outside the exposure I get day trading UPRO.

>>57620465
Oh shit then in this house the metric system is a brave system of measurements and in this house the standard system of measurement. End of story!

i work at AMAT and we're going to beat earnings

>>57620502
Post your namebadge with your name blacked out.

>>57620474
I have too (along with AAPL) but I don't feel great about them. I feel like they're directionless and they're playing catch-up with AI. Most of the stuff they try outside of their comfort zone winds up being a massive flop (Google Plus, all their home security shit they're dropping support for, Stadia, etc.). But I'm still holding for now.

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>>57620508
>>57620508
>>57620508
>>57620508

>>57620513
HOLY FUCK
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM DUDE

>>57620513

>>57619892
>>57619892
>>57619892

>Watching Margaritaville episode of South Park
Moral of the story is to keep spending and we’ll all be okay

>>57620330
i had to resort to prilosec too right now. did a 14 day before and was fine for months. so i use it as needed for a dose every so often if it gets too bad.
>>57620332
you will prob want to take prilosec everntually. its not addictive and fine to take but it works pretty well.

>>57620513
Bro we haven't even hit 300 yet. Kill yourself you stupid cunt

>>57620414
DCAing into UNL and OILK

>>57620435
Sorry I was busy generating lewd AI images

>>57620062
Get anything you can afford on COIN next week >200 it should do over 200 on good earnings but if you can also afford a put then probably do that?

But genuinely the IV crush potential would get me scared shitless but if you want to throw out some cheeky bets COIN is it today.

I can't decide whether or not to buy a 230/250 June call spread feels like it would be guaranteed money but also COIN seems so cheesy with the lawsuit, I might not do anything.

>>57620565
Post 'em.
Btw, slurping MSFT and NVDA. No way earnings are anything but stellar

>>57620616
Once these things learn to generate feet and hands consistently AI is going to be unstoppable

>>57620649
It's alright. Damn our future is so bright. Maybe the next Valentine's I can finally ditch a physical gf in favor of a AI_waifu. I would quite literally put all my assets into NVDA if they could allow me to do that.
Still, why is SMCI pumping so much harder than everyone else? Why isn't NVDA pumping +15% every day? NVDA is the primary horse in the game, not bloody SMCI

>>57620447
Lacto ferment some carrots or any veg for "free" probiotic. Just need veg, water, salt and maybe a lemon if you have alkaline water.

there are hand and feet trained loras, but goodluck getting any model at all to do fatness obesity in the hands and feet well

>>57620715
ohhhhhh I just expanded the frick outta the home garden, once wintard blows over we will have so many veggies that it will be easily possible to do this. I'll write it down and try my best to remember!!

Does the online broker you choose really matter that much in the end?

>>57620722
The Architect's Burden

...still a little life left in this one

>>57622204
Shit, I better hurry up and say
NATGAS AND OIL
before it hits page 10 and gets free.

>>57619686
Parasites can’t function on their own
At their start, they parasites off Persians Indians, then Spain, then Byzantine, then Greece etc
If they were able to function on their own, they wouldn’t collapse to shit after losing Spain and Greece

>>57620985
Yes. Go with IBKR.

>>57620985
so much so.
also negotiate your trade rates.
all my gains the first year were eaten by fees.

hi