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>hungry
>order an obscene amount of sushi from the most expensive place near my house using a delivery app (mostly uber eats)
>arrives perfectly within 30 minutes
>take a picture
>change hue/saturation values to make the sushi look like it's in the process of decomposing
>call the app's tech support and ask for a refund
>they ask for proof since its a lot of sushi
>send the photo
>the customer support girl gets horrified and reimburses me immediately
>eat until im filled and freeze the rest (food for 3 days)
>i have no moral concerns because the app is the one losing money not the sushi place employees
I have been doing this for over two years with different cell phones, to different locations and using different apps and have saved enough to invest in 2 bags of agrs and rlc how based am I?

>> No.57712504

You're jewish clearly

>> No.57712506
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57712506

>>57712484
Thanks for the life hack OP ill try this tonight and post the results if the jannies dont doxx you and ban you instantly

>> No.57712513

>>57712484
yuck frozen sushi
you're walking a thin line between based and completely retarded

>> No.57712519

Op on that homeless guy grindset

>> No.57712525

>>57712484
Post decomposed pic

>> No.57712529

>>57712484
>commits a crime
>posts in the most watched over by the fbi place in the internet
real smart

>> No.57712534

>>57712484
Post altered pics

>> No.57712535
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57712535

liked and subscribed

>> No.57712538

>>57712525
Its the one on the right "decomposed" is a bit of an exaggeration, sometimes i make it look worse

>> No.57712545

>>57712538
i eat sushi like the one in the right all the time are the customer support guys retarded or what

>> No.57712551

>>57712484
trying this rn

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>>57712484
OP i know you're mentally bankrupted by your investments but this is a little bit too much

>> No.57712559

>>57712538
bruh that sushi looks completely normal wtf

>> No.57712562

>>57712504
fpbp you got called out

>> No.57712646

>>57712529
>the FBI will track down the Sushi thief any moment now
kekkekek

>> No.57712772

>>57712484
>the shushi place doesn't pay for it
Anon, the sushi place does indeed pay for.

>> No.57712781

>>57712484
>agrs
How big is that bag?