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Kek baggies

>>57742590
S&P500 will never have a green day again, will it?
Every day is red. It's over

>BIG in constant decline since april of '21
>THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT THOUGH

BIG BROS

2/9/24, 9/12/22, 5/26/22, 4/21/22, and 8/26/21
~$5.25-->$23--> $30--> $38--> $54

reposting, what do yall think about buying this long-dated ITM call for MARA?

>>57742616
the hall of fame slurp right now

>>57742619
>he thinks the same stock will squeeze again
Its all about BITF now.

>>57742616
Looks like a BIGs over to me bro :)

>>57742619
CLSK is going to give them a run for their money.

>>57742609
Market is currently pricing in no rate cuts until August.

eurusd vs gbpusd. call it.

>>57742636
I doubt there'll be any this year. We're probably closer to a hike than a cut lmao

You guys did buy YOU yesterday like I told you to, right?

I sold BABA at the bottom, like for real...

>>57742636
Wait'll they see UGA start breaking out and realize rate hikes need to be put back on the table.

>>57742632
looks can be deceiving, homo bro

>>57742637
Why would anyone use dying fiat currencies when there is crypto?

If Apple goes under 180 Im buying

>he didnt buy soun at $3-$4
>he didnt fomo yesterday

Kek

they are going to wait for the stock market correction to drop rates

>>57742650
Every day's a new day. Take a look at all the FXI and KWEB holdings. What chart shows the most promise to you?

>>57742635
this .gif just reminded me that my gookfu has gallstones and might have to undergo life threatening surgery. now i'm sad.

>>57742658
Lmao I bought in the 3s a year ago and sold as soon as I broke even.... I was down almost 50 percent for most of the hold.

>>57742656
crypto is pegged to the dollar and crypto is like 2% the size of forex, if that

YOU TOLD ME NVDA WOULD GO TO 1200
I'M ALL IN @800
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57742687
>>57742691
kek rekt'd

>>57742649
I bought cocoa....

>>57742646
>>57742651
i can't wait to watch s&p incomprehensibly death spasm to 6000 in the wake of rate hikes in March.

>>57742649
I'm shorting your shit

>>57742714
Based. I literally short everything mentioned here including this shitshow: >>57742631

BIG has its own general now. Top signal if I've ever seen one.

>>57742691
we like to have fun around here ;)

....when's it our turn to pump?

Which stocks should I invest in if I hate Americans?

>>57742736
pea brain detected

>he didn’t buy ruger

>>57742748
Ok bro. Diamond hands bro. rocket ship emoji

>>57742743
MCD and KO

>>57742757
pea brain double detected

I told you: you're not getting my uranium until $150/lb, Goldman.

>>57742766
HODL bro you're gonna make it to da mooon!!!!1!!

when is SPY going to finally brap itself down to sub 500
do we really need to wait until thursday

Is AT&T going out of business?

Short CRWD. Its gonna dump like PANW dont be fooled by le dead cat bounce

>>57742650
I bought BABA at the bottom.

>>57742781
yes

>>57742784
No, lead's good for you. Remember Stanley cups?

This just dropped, I guess this is the most /smg/ video from a channel like this in a long time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5w-dEgIU1M

>>57742788
>>57742650
you can still buy TENCENT and enjoy a nice 3x by 2026. hop on anons

>>57742778
based

>>57742798
I thought the Stanley Cup was Silver

>>57742784
Definitely. When's the last time you made a phone call?

COIN baggies get the rope

>>57742786
>those hands
horrifying
>>57742784
What happened with AT&T now?
>>57742743
Sports gambling firms.

>>57742784
yea looks like it

>>57742736
its had one for a couple weeks already

>>57742817
Yes but it contains lead. That's why all hockey players are retarded.

>>57742838
I had a phone call scheduled with my lawyer a couple of months ago and it kept breaking up and we ended up having to use email. I fuckign hate phones.

>>57742806
Why do you like it? Why a 3x and not a 2x or 4x?

LUNR were only 1.5 Km off from their touch down target.
Touchdown accuracy was not revealed in any of the other lunar touchdowns by Russian, China, Japan, and India's for a reason.
Wtf is wrong with LUNR's press office that driving home this incredibly underreported part of their SUCCESS story?

>>57742873
>lawyer
What did you do

>>57742881
The woman rolled the fucking rover over and the whole mission got fucked retard.

>>57742885
>>57742873
DON'T ANSWER THAT

>>57742805
sweet
also top signal

>>57742590
What do provisions for losses actually do? Is it just an accounting trick or is there physically something the bank has to do with those provisions? For example, the only thing they can do with those provisions in their equity side is to buy Treasuries.
Basically, do loan provisions affect their risk weighted adjusted return?

>>57742885

>>57742855
You guys remember T-Baby anon who said it was a gold mine, and I tried to warn him that selling your assets to continue your dividend payments is unsustainable, and he was like LALALALLA I can't hear you over my T-Babys. I'm glad he got fucked.

>>57742881
i doubt its anything that was officially released from the landing and more of a "buy the rumour sell the news" type of play
if you like LUNR then you should be fine long term as they have just proven that they can deliver

>>57742877
its the largest videogame conglomerate on the planet selling at a discount. they have good fundamentals and only expanding in the cell phone game sphere.

Odds on BYND getting fucked in post merely for being a gay and retarded company?

>>57742881
ssshhh I'm not done accumulating

>>57742918
I thought Xi doesn't like vidya.

>>57742750
I own an AR 556 and a Mark IV, does that count?

I hate crypto but it's carrying my 'folio today

Any earnings reports soon that can cause the market to pump again?

>>57742805
VERY
FUCKIN
INTERESTIN
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T
E
R
E
S
T
I
NATGAS AND OIL

>>57742972
SOUN on Thursday :)

>>57742953
the company is international. a lot of large and mid-sized companies contain tencent as staked ownership

The bull should fear the bear.

>>57742873
I had to go searching for the softest tick sound I could find in order to make the text notification audible but not wake me up, even though I need to wake up if there's a phone call. Somehow these can't have separate volume settings.
>they pay people to make these products?

>>57742919
LLMs are no different than any other software: always self host, don't think you won't get rugpulled if you use hosted services.

>>57742953
Like every reasonable person, Xi thinks video games turn men into worthless sissies. But the government can't restrict games too much -- at least not for adults -- without angering people and pushing them toward a black market.

>>57742985
I guess it depends on the BULL. The SCHWAB EQUITIES RATINGS bull that BUYS ONLY A RATED STOOKS should be OK.

>>57742950
where will it bottom out (or has it already today at 4.91)?

$NVDA $790 is under threat. I repeat short ladders are attacking $NVDA @ $790.

>>57742805
lmao

>>57743029
STOOOOOP IT I NEED TO MAKE MONEY TODAY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>57743020
I have no idea. I sold a PUT with a strike of $5 for $0.8, I hope I get assigned.

>HIMS
If I put $50K in QQQ how much would it be worth in 30 years accounting for 8% annual returns?

>>57743053
can you not do math? 503k

So I buy my monthly VOO now or wait for thursday's inflation?

>>57743014
>Goyim Equity Rating

>>57742590
SOUN Is going to 8 bucks

>>57743079
Use half the money now and half after inflation if you are worried.

>>57742915
it's been reported numerous times, but only as a side note, instead of the headline it should be.

>>57743094
>>57743029
I can't believe I'm making money off this crap despite getting in so late. I'm glad I sold my NVDA and took profit though.

>>57743080
>letting NIGGERS tell (You) what to buy

>>57743100
Makes sense. Thanks.

Anons, what do you think about norwegian airlines?

FOMO'ed into PLUG, will probably lose money. (might

>VKTX hit 81
>option chain never updated to have strikes near 80
100% mad right now

>>57743079
If your plan is to hold it for decades like a based Boglehead, then buy as early as possible as a
general rule. (A two-day delay won't make much of a difference, statistically, but the point stands.)

>>57743029
Shorts squashed. Moon mission confirmed. See you on the other side, baggot.

>>57743139
NONONO MY PUTS

>>57743110
Wait what? NVDA sell?

>>57743146
You should have sold. You got greedy.

>>57743133
>If your plan is to hold it for decades like a based Boglehead

Yes. That's the plan. I'm getting A0YEDG in Europe. I guess that's the right one? There are so many S&P ones and I'm retarded

>>57743155
No, NVDA buy.

>>57743029
You didnt factor in the chinese market, did you? NVDA $800 eod.

my SQQQ was doin a lil sumthn there for a min

>>57743155
I'm not holding that trash bag.

>>57743109
that's a gut i can trust

>>57743163
>A0YEDG in Europe. I guess that's the right one?
yeah that one is fine. looks like vanguard's euro s&p500 fund (A1JX53) costs the same to hold 0.07%

>>57743189
If $NVDA is $800 EOD will eat my dick.

Plungeprotection team back online?

>>57743207
I doubt you're flexible enough.

>>57743198
>yeah that one is fine. looks like vanguard's euro s&p500 fund (A1JX53) costs the same to hold 0.07%
That's the DIST one.

>>57743195
Why? It's carrying all the stock market on its back literally

my LAAC is doing a modest lil pump pump that keeps me comfy

>>57743218
I never specified who will be eating my dick retard.

>>57743132
Not how an option chain works unfortunately, it doesn't just automatically add new stikes over spot. An MM has to request new cusips and they will be written.

>>57743218
and for the record all i have to do is lay flat on my back and reach out with both hands and just put it in my mouth. they don't call me Big D for nothing.

>>57743207
>>57743218
Baggie confirmed getting a rib removed so he can suck his own dick at 4pm.

>>57743052
is LUNR just another pump and dump?

>>57743237
is that Muskrat's twin sister?

>natural gas
*BRRRRAAAAAAAP*
Uh oh stinky, you thought the bottom was in? You thought this was a reversal? Ohnononono *wheeze*

we bout to get a HL and jettison back to 508 for almost no reason

>>57743262
Jemma Musk

>>57743262
No, this is AI's only proven use case. This is what everyone claims is worth 20 trillion dollars or some shit.

>>57743247
dude it's LITERALLY the first private company to ever reach the moon
buy 100 shares and look at them next year

I went on a 3 day bender and showed up to work today late. Thought I was going to get reamed for making drunk calls but I guess everyone though it was funny. Such the life of an alcohol.

>>57743190
I'll join you on that trade

>>57743279
what rockets did they use to get to the moon?

>>57743276
Did they just try and shortladder again at 794? Why are they doing this? Do they really think they can stop whats coming?

Who else been buying up ticker GOOGL these past few days. Bought about 2 grand worth since the Gemini fuck up.

>>57743124
>norwegian airlines
Like SAS, which is only partly Norwegian? Or tiny airlines?

>>57743279
>first
Which will be meaningless when a company that had dads gets there with one that's not TOPHEAVY HAS FUCK.

>female natural gas

>>57743307
BASED BASED BASED

I solded

>>57743290
No the short ladders attack at $790.

>>57743300
Me. A 5% drop because of Gemini silliness seemed like an overreaction.

>>57743224
Why says it has to be carried? It's been going down for a couple days now.

>>57743300
I sold 135 puts
assign me bitches I dare you

day 1 of nofap and my portfolio is very slightly green. i'll take this as a good sign
captcha: 2222

Now that the short ladders have finished their attack, the counter offensive and march to $1200 can begin.

>>57743328
No. It's people realizing the rot that started there 12 years ago has infected the whole company and it's terminal.
There are almost no American "tech" companies worth holding shares in now.

>>57743328
Hell yeah brother. Good to see that I'm not crazy or insane and others are coming to the same conclusion.

>>57743327
I'm gonna give you a little smooch right on the lips so pucker up

>>57743348
Good thing GOOGL is pretty much an Indian company at this point so your argument doesn't apply.

>>57743344
There's every chance they're bringing out the long ladders for this one imo

>>57743350
how about i bend over and you kiss my anus.

>>57743287
AIrockets

>>57743362
Attacking from the long ladders is dangerous because you can fall really far and die. Plus if you put the long ladders on the short ladders, you belong on the short bus.

You will now eat king crab for dinner tonight.

>>57743279
Can we start a rumor that spacex will buy them at an absurd price per share

>>57743396
I'm hearing $25

>>57743344
Uh oh, did baggie just turn bullish?

SELL EVERYTHING SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL AAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>57743340
Based anon remember to gamble some of your money when you hit day 15

>>57743348
That left-wing employee culture is real. Where we differ is that I don't think it dooms the company.

>>57743340
Every second day is day 1 of nofap for me

>>57743423
It just means they won't produce useful telecommunication technologies. You have to value them as they are: an ad company.

>>57743328
>>57743349
>A 5% drop because of Gemini silliness seemed like an overreaction.
Earnings were shit. Forward estimates are shit. Word is that the entire company has been infested with the most predatory social justice warriors known to man, actively undermining any form of productivity.

Yeah, overreaction..If it wasn't for their moat (ads) they would be dead by now.

AHHHHHHHHHHH USE THE LONG LADDERS!!! USE THE LONG LADDERS!!!!

>>57743423
Perplexity.ai dunks on google search. The moat has been cracked.

>>57743340
Nice anon, since pic rel, what do you think about nexon stock?

>>57743452
WHATS HAPPENING IS IT GOOD OR BAD

>>57743363
??? You're being kinda rude for no reason :/

Do I buy SOXL calls 2 weeks out?

just sold all my T with that spike. thank god. its been useless the past six months.

>>57743479
>no reason
You were being a faggot, retard.

>>57743490
Shes a lady, ladies cant be faggots

>>57743486
weird company to buy expecting anything other than crabbing but ok

>>57743496
Then she was trying to be a g_ddamn succubus and take me away from my gookfu.

>>57743503
>g_d
So youre like actually jewish?

>>57743498
the divvies were nice but outside of that hardly any growth.

>>57743490
Omg little bagboy don't be such a JERK

>>57743516
He's *actually* an ICE CREAM STEALIN, DE SHORTIN' NIGGER!

>>57743503
>take me away from my gookfu.
Your gookfu already left you baggot didn't she?

>>57743463
I haven't used that one, but yeah, Google Search has been unimpressive in recent years. But it's still pretty good for most people, "googling" is part of everyday language, the company's software controls most smartphones, the company handles a huge number of people's email, the company knows almost everything about you, and the company can sell ads on YouTube even if nobody uses Google Search anymore.

>>57743544
Gookfu is the vtuber that the other faggot on here simps for, so baggot claims gookfu is cucking the other faggot with him.

>>57743550
It is certainly the best to subject ones self to propaganda. That is the only definitive thing you can say about it. Unless you are just so damn pooh-jooh-jeet-centric or w/e

>>57743544
She'll be back. She's been in Korea spending time with her mom because her mom's dying. However she caught gallstones disease and if the medication doesn't work she's going to have to undergo a life threatening surgery when she gets back to the USA.

>>57743405
I heard SpaceX is planning on buying LUNR for $250 / share in a few months.

I'm up $1,400 daytrading for the first time in years. The liquor has been good to me.

>>57743591
No this is my gookfu retard.

>>57743601
Really $2500? I mean I guess I would sell at that price

>>57743609
she looks like she is 60

>>57743609
I admire your autism bags, I recognize that picture from years ago. I'm 100% sure you've never met that woman and that you just keep shitposting your persona here for fun.

>>57743619
We're not exactly zoomers anon.

>>57743358
>>57743348

thanks just bought 10 shares and already up $5 lol

>>57743496
There are no women here.

>>57743606
Youre seeing double, lahey. Thats $1.40

>>57743609
I forgot about her baggot
I've seen her tits

>>57743593
>It is certainly the best to subject ones self to propaganda.
Hey, give NYT and FOXA some credit...

>>57743622
I don't have any other photos of her on my PC, and don't remember how to get photos from my phone to my PC.

>mfw I accidentally sell to close for a 10% loss instead of doubling down like I intended
>mfw I immediately buy back in with double the leverage to try and make it back
>mfw it worked
That's my cue to call it a day. It's 71 degrees today. Going to listen to lofi hip-hop beats while chilling in the driveway. Just finished a 3 mile run at a 7:50 per mile pace. Not bad for bring 20 lbs overweight. Stay safe out there bros

>>57743647
Just post from your phone

>>57743632
Shit, I'm up twice that on a single share of DDS I boughted yesterday, and was up twice *that* earlier today. Imagine buying gay fag meme companies!

when is oil going to tank

>>57743640
Said tits:
https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0496/39/1655230002049.jpg

>>57743635
Kek

So how many of you swing traders actually make more money trading than you would at a regular 9-5?

>>57743679
im up 20 bucks this year

>>57743679
I made 10k this month.

Wonder how far left or right (chronologically) they are permitted to shift orders. And if there is room for them to swap them until eod and stymie a move to let all their friends know ?

>>57743632
No problem man. It's one of the only tech companies worth buying right now.

>>57743671
DELETE THIS!!!!!

>>57743669
Why on earth would oil EVER tank again?

>>57743598
We'll keep a prayer with her. Some of us actually believe in that stuff.

So what's AAPL going to do.

>>57743695
Why? They're nice tits. She doesn't have the ugly dark brown nipples most Asian women have.

cmon TSLA you piece of shit stay above $200

>>57743707
She believes in that stuff too.

>>57743679
Doesn't matter. All that matters is that you remain in the game. The market is a poker game. If you run out of money you are asked to leave the table. You are either in the game or out. As for myself, there is no place in the world I would rather be than at the poker table

>>57743443
>Earnings were shit. Forward estimates are shit.
I thought they were good.
>If it wasn't for their moat (ads) they would be dead by now.
Certainly, but that's true of almost every big company's primary business.

>>57743635
It's time to hit the LC bud. We're getting drunk tonight. Big time.

>>57743722
UP! GO UP YOU MOTHERFUCKER! UP UP UP!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57743695
I am currently stroking my cock to these tits. Want me to film a cum tribute?

>>57743707
Agreed, I thought the same when I read that.

>>57743729
Im gettin fuckin drunk tonight. I got my pepperoni, 9 cans of ravioli, and some dope.

CAVA

>>57743496
>ladies

Why BITW crab?

aaahhhhhhhh im recoooooooooooooooooooovering

I went all in on dividend stocks. Am I stupid?

>>57743786
ye

>>57743722
>buying an automobile manufacturing company at a high valuation

>>57743794
They be chippin' niggaz brains n shieeet doe?

What happened?
Emergency rate cut?
Frantic QE?

>>57743786
picks? I'm ogling SCHD

>>57743794
>TSLA IS MUCH MORE THAN A CAR COMPANY!

LOL

>>57743698
I need it to for at least 3 weeks

>>57743712
Crab/Decline until people forget about it.

God damn, you know what looks good? Stodgy old Generel Electric. Only has a C rating from Schwab, but their financials look terrific. Any time I can find a Fortune 500 company with a PEG rating of well under 1, I start paying serious attention.

>>57743822
Well its not going to. In fact, I wouldnt be surprised if we hit 80 in march

>>57743811
What were the meme buzzwords that people assumed tesla to be?
>fintech
>database for machine learning, ai
>space
>batteries
>solar
What else?

>>57743812
Wonder what kind of tax writeoff they get for that boondoggle.

Thank you oil chads for this beautiful record high February day.

>>57743810
PABST
BLUE
RIBBON!

>>57743827
come on now

>>57743828
>C rating
GROSS
R
O
S
S

would not touch

>>57743660
Fucking blessed, good on you fren.

>>57743858
I'm serous, they're a good short.

NQ topped

were puts on tsla at open the move?

Ahem, friendly reminder that the king of England is limp dicked.

>>57743747
Don't push me tonight Ricky. A shit storm is brewing. Can you feel it boy? The shit winds surrounding you?

>>57743913
based and "I am the Liquor" pilled

>>57743900
Parliament needs to be canceled or whatever they call it.

>>57743080
>>57743122
>he wanted to reply that he tells himself what to buy but then he realized...

Calling it a day and going to an AMP for a happy ending. Hopefully gookfu is working today.I expect NVDA to be at 800 when I get home. Later losers.

>flat since earnings
What did NVDA mean by this?

>>57743913
Frig off lahey. And tell randy to put a shirt on, hes drippin sweat all over my linoleans

>>57743606
>>57743635
>>57743729
SMOKES LETS GO

Snibbies, how are we feeling?

>>57743859
Schwab ratings are a good BS filter, but they are not infallible. Hell, they rated NVDA as a D for all last year and this until just after earnings, when they grudgingly upgraded it to a C.

Additionally, GE is set to spin off their power generation business as a separate business next quarter. Buy some now and you get in at a good entry point *and* wind up with stock in two companies.

>>57743964
YEP
If it weren't for the big run up by VKTS this morning I'd be about exactly flat for the day.

>>57743810
MPCC, but that's because I'm a scandi. The ratio is around 1,33$ for a quarterly dividend of around 0,13$ per share, so 0,52$ annually.

>>57743945
Shit apples Ricky. Shit apples.

all the yields on the all the bond auctions have been high and then the market rallies after a brief drop right at the auction time. what did they mean by this?

Market decided higher for longer.

buddy look at Apple computer

>>57743977
Yep, they already split off the Health division. I've been watching them just keep going up and up for quite a while now.

>>57743961
CHIPS Let's go.

>>57744020
THE ARTICLE SAID AI. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! AI! A. I.
>FUCKING AI
AAAAAAAAHHHHH BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

PLUG!

>Mom asked what "In-vida" is
Top is in.

does AMD really not have the same potential for growth as nvidia? like they got to be not that far behind in terms in tech right?

>>57744070
At least she didn't pronounce it "navidia"

>>57744070
No, the top would be in if she asked what NUH VIDIA is.

>>57744076
They didn't invest as much into the software ecosystem.

>>57744014
If I didn't know any better, I would say that the bond market is pricing in a Trump victory in November.

>>57744070
>livin' invida loca

>>57744076
>like they got to be not that far behind in terms in tech right?
the top nvidia GPU generates like 50 AI images per minute
the top AMD GPU generates maybe 10 AI images per minute

APPLE TO 190 LET'S GOOOOO BOIISSS MY $100 WORTH OF CALLS ARE EATIN GOOD 2NITE

>>57744096
I thought it was En Video. Like N-word Video except the word is silent.

>>57744106
How the hell does that work?

>>57744070
>tourner don invida-vida

>>57744076
AMD sucks, man

>>57743851
I'm in the light purple :(

WHY IS SOUNDHOUND STILL PARABOLIC THEY LOST $500M IN ONE YEAR THEIR PRODUCTS SUCK AND NVDA BOUGHT SOME SHARES LIKE 8 YEARS AGO SO WHAT

>https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/us-army-slashing-thousands-jobs-major-revamp-prepare-107592529
BULLISH

>>57744122
You need to be thinking
>this looks like a breddy gud buy in on a share of DE
You were like Burry, right, but way too ahead.

>>57744076
no. tell you before. AMD is hardware company while NVDA has cuda which are exclusive to NVDA gpu.

>>57744152
Kek

The market isn't rationale.

>>57744014
market have enough liquidity to support this rally and US government.

Nvideo is garbage
BOIL is best

>ai bubble
>government shutdown friday
>yields rising
>inflation rebounding
>geopolitical backdrop
>evergrande
>leading indicators

10 years from now, a single year of NVDA dividends will pay off the entire US govt debt

You should have ENLV exposure if you are a gambler.

>To plunder the Moscow´s museum and take their faberge eggs
>To take their women captive and force the snobby russian bitches into prostitution
>To profane len*n´s corpse and burn down the red square
>To have the possibility of Brussels, Paris, Berlin and London getting nuked

I don´t know bros, each passing day I feel like an european intervention in the russian-ukrainian war would be the best possible outcome

>>57744201
Yep, I would easily be willing to go with BOIL and KOLD if only allowed 2 instruments. I'd probably go with KOLD if only allowed 1 choice, but it would be a tough call.

>>57744230
It is. All europeans have to be on the frontline.

>>57744230
Anything to make the world more reliant upon North America! *praying hands emoji*

>>57744212
>implying we still have a united states government in 10 years.
Once Trump gets back in office we're tossing out the constitution and naming him Emperor.

Hood bros rise up

>>57744113
How do I get them to generate pepes, apps, and wojaks?

>>57744230
>>57744237
shalom

>>57744181
I cuda been a contender
I cuda been SOMEBODY
Instead of a shitposter, which is what I am

>>57744280
go to /g/ and search for /sdg/

>>57744212
>10 years from now, a single year of NVDA dividends will pay off the entire US govt debt
Priced in

Baking...

>>57743812
worthless. glad i ditched my position.

>>57744152
And just think, their earnings are due on the 29th. A tech company that has AI in their name that was funded by Nvidia. If they are remotely decent, there will be an SMCI-like crazy train to ride for a little while.

>>57744323
AAPL trying to go into automotive would have been a huge mistake, also their using the meme word, so it's a guaranteed boost to their stock

>>57744261
Correction, First Czar of DC.

>>57744076
AMD is better for CPU than graphics

>>57744334
nah. no one takes apple seriously on AI because apple has never taken it seriously. just look at siri.

>>57744349
Who cares, they used the meme word, you can be a company that loses half your stock's market cap in a single year and the stock still does a 5x in a week

>>57743300
Bought calls and 20 shares. I have 80 now.
They have billions, low debt, moat, smart people, and can hire and fire a bunch. Gemini and other stuff is very fixable, not like META VR but fixable

Someone else bake, i'm too sad.

>>57744356
>smart people
Faggots and trannies and SJW's and jeets, you mean.

>>57744357
not really dude. its up not even a 1% because of it. just using the word doesnt matter. it has to be used in a believable context. no one is buying apple for ai here just because they used the word.

>>57743812
>>57744323
>inb4 APPL make one of the first truly profitable AI before MSFT steals it of course
>Warren Buffet will be known as Warren the Fool who once again missed a Golden opportunity like he did in 2020
>this Anon will look on with horror as APPL over performs
When will anon realize everything is a bottom signal?

>>57744002
>I'm a scandi
:3 I want your dick

>>57744356
Yeah I'm tempted to buy more myself but only have so much money lol

>IPhone
>Ipad
>AppleI

Short Sony / Microsoft.

>>57744400
faggot

>tfw get into options for the first time and buy SOUN calls at the top
>later today decide I should buy ours instead so I buy those too
>have lost money on both
:-(

>>57744253
>europe singlehandedly taking down Russia and their natural resources
>making it reliant on the US

No.

>>57744367
baggot you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

........mr baker?

>>57744399
>APPL over performs
not gonna happen with a tim cook as ceo. dude cant create anything interesting.

plus msft already has a profitable AI.

im reading an interesting sports betting book. im thinking of emulating it and trying to calculate a system for a sport im most knowleadgeble in.

little worried if my math skills are good enough but very intrigued to test it out. i have time till august to build the thing.

baking

>>57744438
XD

>DAX gonna close 4 days outside daily bollinger
>deadmonkeyonlyresting.jpg

>>57742650
It's still at the bottom, only 20% up. If you believe China is gonna get it's shit together next few years, it should be a good purchase.

Why arent you guys investing in AI right now? AI bubble will be bigger than the trash weed stock bubble, it'll make us millionaires within the next 2 years.

>>57744374
180k employees. 1 is a boy that went to my gym, smart kid.
What I am saying they can easily kick out 60k and get 10k actually good developers, engineers. Maybe even Europeans, Americans
Brownie in charge is not really kicking people out yet, big shareholders are waiting for an actual crisis because they so lazy and current price is not in the toilet
It's not IBM level yet. Not even close

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>57744356
>stuff is very fixable,
Of course it is. The tech isn't the problem, the leadership is.

>>57744475
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

migrate
>>57744523
>>57744523
>>57744523

>>57744437
Lol europe is full dandies and ugly women. You WILL be buck broken by the ruskies, and then reliant upon NA chad cock

>>57744523
>>57744533
oh nonono

>VKTX hit 90

>>57744523
The fuck is wrong with you

If you’re in mega caps you should rotate to midcaps
If you’re in large caps you should rotate to midcaps
If you’re in midcaps you’re gmi
>if you’re in small caps you should rotate to midcaps

>>57744523
thanks for baking for me. So what's the shit going to do at the open tomorrow?

>>57744523
>>57744533
reported

>>57744579
>announcing
REEEE JUST FUCKING BAKE!!!!

>>57744537
Imagine being afraid of a bunch of slavshits who can´t even hold a gun on account of the alcohol and drug abuse. They are handling themselves like shit against a ragtag of ukrainians with second hand equipment and no air superiority. The war would be over by Christmas.

>>57744523

>>57744589
Lol europe is terrified, I know
>swedistan joins FAGO
LMAO UHH YOU OKAY BIG GUY?? DEF NOT SCARED LOL

>>57744599
Saved
>>57744606

SOMEONE BAKE U ONIONS HEADS

>>57744608
Sweden, for all their faggots. Have actually decent weapons manufacturers.

>>57742590
This just shows how many phonefags lurk the general. Phonefags can no longer bake because CAPTCHA doesn’t work

>>57744624
Russia would gang fuck their pewdieholes

>>57744345
>, First Czar of DC.
if that happens he will be assonated shortly afterwards

>>57744642
A much appreciated decoy. Their sacrifice would be honoured. Not that they wouldn´t enjoy it, but rather that they would all get STI´s.

>>57744435
>following in the footsteps of the NIGGERS here

>>57744608
If there is a war I'm going down the war crime route, like generations of family members before me. And Croats have a knack for defending territory.
I would not be a good professional soldier, I don't like listening orders that make no sense. Using mortars, burning down a village, laying mines, sabotage, interdiction, forcing POWs to eat only fat and carb diet so they look chubby for the cameras (starvation is a bad look) but all become diabetic slipped disc messes, spike water with eye damaging medicine or chem, give them opiates to supposedly treat those before mentioned issues and send them back.

>bynd misses earnings and instantly goes up 40%
why tho

Tomorrow I will short NVDA

LUNR mooning?
Buy cxai

>>57744833
based