/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57934719
It's because Coin Bureau transitioned to a woman.

>>57934732
I would deep creampie Jessica till I pass out

Do not buy BTC when it reaches 69k.

>>57934719
Friday. Back to normal Monday morning, $73k by Monday evening

>>57935324
>being so new he thinks which day of the week it is matters in crypto

>>57935620
kek. Bitcoin--and all crytpo by extension--only moves when the futures market is open.

>>57935620
How new are you to not know that it pumps during the week and crabs/dumps at the weekend

>>57934732

Goy bureau is a marketing agency with "guy" as the forward facing figure. Often they make videos on cryptocurrencies to pump their own bags, then sell on people. Cannot be trusted.

>>57934719
And just like that Bitcoin will never be above 70K.
This was the absolute peak

These bobo threads are just shitposts, right?

>>57934719
7 is a hurdle of the idiot primate mind, because then comes 8, which might as well be 10. This is why hank paulson asked congress for $700B to fund TARP when they really needed more.

>>57934719
>it's babby's first resistance
I guess the newfags are back on /biz/ already

>>57935253
Dont listen to this faggot , its about to moon to 250k its a garenteed win

>>57935324
You haven’t been briefed on Black Monday 2.0 yet?

>>57935802
Literally every crypto influencer and it makes sense, just keep it in mind when buying in and don't be a retard.

>>57934732
is she a financial advisor????

>>57935253
>glowie fud spotted
ew gtfo fed
>>57936351
actually the only competent nigger in this thread
Buy that shit rn and get into btcfi, it is the only way now. satoshisync has got into that stuff beforehand and plan to literally make customizable markets on brc20, and thats so fucking bullish.
>but m-muh eth
stfu and ride that 120$ gas dick on your ass

>>57935838
yeah, well see in a few days, (for all I care it can go to 10k again), then Ill buy in into that shit and ride it to 70k again.

>>57936878
she's a woman what the fuck can you expect. tear strogen and period blood.

>>57937314
Anybody can use the token printer to push or drag market if they smart

>>57934732
>NPCs getting too influenced over a mentally unstable man
>those same NPCs get to actually vote
>those same NPCs get to actuall influence your bags
>those same NPCs are the ones pulling the strings
this is so over bros... i just wanted a piece of the cake

>>57937314
I just dont understand why the fuck eth gas fees are so fucking high its like overchargin myself fake money wtf!

>>57936348
they never left, they multiply, they are faglegion

>>57934732

she looks like she reeks of perfume and would be a very boring fuck.

>>57935802
>Often they make videos on cryptocurrencies to pump their own bags, then sell on people
isnt this every crypto channel/influencer? i have yet to see someone who can be trusted...other than Mr 'Bihcoin gongo up'

>>57934719
Not much.
Btc bobos will be short lived. Mumu will take over.
1. While there is a bear momentarily before and after the halving, historically it recovers after a few months.
2. While rate pivots downwards do cause financial crashes, historically such financial crashes, cease after 1-2 years of down and sideways.
3. Depending on institutional etf inflows, crypto bulls might be insulated from financial crisis as fund managers and pension managers try to find safe haven assets that aren't affected by financial collapse. While such a narrative didn't take place in the 2020 crisis, back then there weren't institutional grade crypto etfs. Now there is.
4. Low market cap alts will be less affected by macro economics and are instead driven by utility and narrative.
5. Plebbit is in development for 2+ years, has working demos and an actual 100% airdropped supply to biz 2 years ago (search the archive).
YET biz still ignores plebbit on uniswap.
Plebbit is an opensource, free to use, scalable P2P social media protocol with no https endpoints making it actually decentralized.
Optional NFTs and ENS for avatars and names.
Toked is used for tipping and to curate the default feed (driving token demand).
9m mcap
Long term targets 1-5b 2026-2027
Pic related.

>>57934719
wrong?

>>57934732
I've gone off the channel a bit since she appeared. Her voice irritates me and it's a boy's club.
As >>57937984 said I have often pondered her aroma and I bet she does smell of perfume and would also be very boring.
I only watch the videos that are only Guy now.

>>57934719
it's at 69,420

>>57938585
As long as my FIL be doin a lil sum sum one of these days it'll be bussin fr fr

>>57937984
You are just jealous she is a millionare and you're not.

>>57938651
Hey Jessica nobody is jealous of you, we just can't figure out your accent or why you're the new face of the channel.
You are alright in small doses, but wind your neck in a little, okay? We like Guy.
No girls allowed.