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>> No.58132646

BUY VOO TOMORROW

>> No.58132647
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Buy Honda

>> No.58132653
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I'm globalally diversified in a 60/40 stock bond portfolio and it's max comfy

>> No.58132665

Fuck palestine
BUY FVRR

>> No.58132671

I am financially ruined

>> No.58132677
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>> No.58132690

>>58132646
>VOO
I am financially ruined

>> No.58132693

>>58132653
What's your net worth? You don't need bonds until you're an actual boomer

>> No.58132706

>>58132693
my roth ira and 401k is all stocks but my HSA and individual is 60/40 cause I gotta actually spend that shit

>> No.58132709

>>58132677
Anyone playing LUNA? I see they delayed earnings and tanked 30% recently.

>> No.58132717

>>58132706
Age?

>> No.58132746

>>58132717
35

>> No.58132751

Thinking of VMC, LMT, GD, PM, and the like

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It’ll be a decent day tomorrow.

>> No.58132797

>>58132746
Boomer

>> No.58132798

>>58132706
My HSA is 100% low fee index/regional ETF. I’m currently rotating my 401k into 100% low fee index/regional ETFs from about 75/25 stock mutual fund/bond mutual fund (just unlocked a lot of new investment options that are decent). My taxable is about 8% bonds, exclusively 6+% investment grade corporates, and the rest is a blend of ETFs and stocks. Also have a pension account from previous waging and a small amount of Bitcoin. No one asked nor cared but there it is anyway.

>> No.58132847

>>58132797
Fuck you zoom zoom. Anyone over 30 is not a boomer. All people over 50 see 30 as the new 20.

>> No.58132855

>>58132847
Yes, I'm proud to be a zoomer.

>> No.58132863

i got 15k coming in what leaps should i buy? im thinking lac and laac

>> No.58132877

>>58132863
I don't think there's a big market for LEAPS in LAC and LAAC, maybe just get the shares?

>> No.58132880

What’s black sky do?

>> No.58132884

>>58132798
I use my employer part of my HSA for gambling and the other half I keep in a money market so I can spend it easier. Might swap to what you're doing for better consistency.

>> No.58132892

>>58132877
ok what about amd leaps? they haven't really pumped yet

>> No.58132909

>>58132706
I'm 35 too and would go 100% stocks.

>> No.58132910

>>58132793
I hate to tell you this bro but...

S&P valuations are higher than norm and every single historical indicator shows that they're either going to increase interest rates OR lower it and then regret it and increase it until the economy is in recession.

Inflation always ALWAYS is more sticky than most people know.

>> No.58132950

There is as much catharsis in losing money as there is in making money.

>> No.58132956

Are we dumping between Easter and Good Friday? I assume tomorrow will dump due to all the Purim traders being hungover.

>> No.58132965

>>58132793
weekend news was dominated by conflicting accounts of Moscow, Pallestinians, and something about media literacy and Helldivers 2 and Dargon's Dogma 2 in app purchases.
Sound's like a crab Monday

>> No.58132973

>>58132956
>Are we dumping between Easter and Good Friday?
...do you mean on Saturday? What?

>> No.58133018

>>58132965
RFK is going to announce that Elon musk is his running mate and futures will moon.

>> No.58133056

Did anyone else buy the JetBlue dump last week

>> No.58133109

>>58132973
Purim is today? Passover is April 22.
>>58133056
Still bagging on SAVE, don't want to compete with myself. What's the news?

>> No.58133111
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>>58132647
Peaked in 1987 downhill since

>> No.58133125

>>58133018
VP is President of the Senate, gets to preside over main Senate Chamber. Not sure Elon would like that, at all.
>>58133111
Gosh they made Smooth transmissions.

>> No.58133136

>>58133018
RFK is there to shore up the democratic and independent vote, who will then cede to Biden. The very tactic happened with Hillary and Bernie in 2015/16

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>>58132647
Jap cars are all around good choices for vehicles.
Don't buy American made cars. I work in a plant there that feeds to several companies and they're literally importing south Americans who don't speak any English to make the vehicle parts. The problem is 99% of the quality checking documentation is in English so they literally don't know what they're checking the parts for. They're just doing the motions of checking and letting parts through. Not only that but from experience they're shitty workers who don't hold others of their kind accountable.

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>>58133109
JetBlue is cutting flights to LA because the new CEO actually wants to be profitable and the stock dropped 4% and I slurped.

>>58133111
I'm pretty sure 1992 Civic Si was the cream of the crop.

>> No.58133186

>>58133136
The only people I know that support RFK are Republicans. I've never seen one liberal support him. Democrat voting base is just going to sigh, bite the bullet, and vote Biden again even though they hate him.

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>> No.58133249

is the meta of this general to top each other in giving atrocious stock picks?

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>>58133249

>> No.58133349

>>58133169

Tell us more anon. I work in QC tech

>> No.58133351

>>58133136
>>58133018
I'm voting for Cornel West with Bernie Sanders as is running mate

>> No.58133384

>>58133351
>Curb Your Kill Whitey

>> No.58133386
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So what is everyone doing on this quiet sunday? I fapped twice to Magilou hentai. Getting ready to go to the grocery store to grab ingredients for dinner.

>> No.58133405

>>58133384
Cornel West refused to pay his taxes.
He's more fit to be president than anyone else.

>> No.58133452

>>58133351
Fuck that guy. Cornell west is Academia incarnate. I refuse to let a bunch of fucking know it all nerds with no real experience telling me how to raise my kids.

>> No.58133473

>>58133405
I won't back a commie, but at least I know they aren't .. wait a second. You said Bernie Sanders? Not Colonel? Oh hell no, and it was bad enough with just West being a commie. I was thinking at least a nigga get a 6 piece for voting right.

>> No.58133486

>>58133452
He's black. His species can't help but think they know how to raise other people's kids; that doesn't make him unfit to be president. As an academic, it is an indicator that Cornel is willing to accept that there are people smarter than he that he can learn from. He just needs a good cabinet and our brother Cornel will make decisions for the people

>> No.58133503

>>58133486
If it was Colonel Sanders, it would have worked.
Get all these oppressed black men off the plantations.... And into the KFC for a bucket made for the whole Baby's mommas, the 24 piece. And for all the little niggas, the 36 piece wings and drumsticks. Order two, and get a gallon of free grape drank.

>> No.58133508

if Cornel West is elected, CORN and YUM

>> No.58133527

>>58133508
Anyone doing watermelon? WMT I suppose.

>> No.58133549
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Yall are just haters

>> No.58133573

>>58133196
Why weren't African slaves sent to Japan?

>> No.58133578

>>58133527
The White Man wants all dey bruthers spend all duh rep ahr ay shun money at da White Man's supahcentah, aint dat some shiut. Vote West fo Black Utopia

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AI, LLM, Machine Learning is probably the mega-happening of our life times and you're actually sitting on the side-lines or not stacking calls. I couldnt be more bullish, soxl 150 eom

>> No.58133649

China says no more Intel/amd, and is about to squash msft os. What say you investor? Shall we pump some more?

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>>58133611
What kinda car are you gonna buy when you make it?

>> No.58133715

this DBZ reese's puffs cereal is actually pretty good senpai

>> No.58133728

>>58133578
>Black Utopia
Headed back to Africa? Can lounge all day in the warm sun. Food all over the place.
Black bitches with big ol booties. EVERYWHERE. And not a Honkey in sight.
PARADISE, just ask Dave Chappelle.

Speaking of, that's COST, because Jeets get paid hiring each other even if they don't work, and asians love a deal, and white people like to pretend they're tolerant, while secretly wondering if any of the browns are gonna snap!

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>>58133611
>They think we are top signaling when we are really bottom signaling.
I heard and add that was shilling Gold and Silver by bringing up 08. It's literally the same FUD as 2011 and 2023. We have a big gap to fill.

>> No.58133755

>>58133715
Reeces puffs are slop in your body.
Kix is a healthier cereal that is still sweet. Add some shaved almonds, dehydrated peanut butter powder and nutritional yeast for extra nutes

>> No.58133769

>>58132633
>no hentai tags
You're a ph4gg0t.

>> No.58133770

>>58133755
I usually get granola or honey bunches of oats, the times I actually get cereal which is not often. But this shit caught my eye at the supermarket so I got it.

It cannot be bad if it's so tasty. My body is smart.

>> No.58133788

mix frozen fruit with shredded wheat + bran

do you retards really eat diabeetus childrens cereal?

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>>58133755
>Millenals ate the pinnacle of corn slop
>suddenly for no reason corn slop is bad for you
>Millenals also look younger then Zoomers but don't pay attention to that
Hmmmm... no I think I will continue eat Corn slop especially if (((Doctors))) tell me not too. And I will smoke tobacco and drink beer and rum. When I am 50 looking 30 and laughing at geriatric ass Zoomer we'll see who is right.

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>>58133715
Are you still sloorping cereal? That was a whole thread ago.

>> No.58133829

>>58133798
its because millenials grew up around people who still smoked and the second hand smoke left a protective residue on everyones skin that protected them from the sun. zoomers just vape and water vapor doesnt do shit

tldr wear sun screen, this is investment advice

>> No.58133836

>>58133812
I think this is gonna be my lunch.

>> No.58133851

>>58133836
Did you slorp Nike on Friday?

>> No.58133865
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What the FUCK did America mean by this?

>> No.58133873

>>58133851
No, I don't know shit about clothes and I have no reason to think NKE will be a good bet. I mean eventually sure but there are things that are more interesting to me like ROOT, LAAC and LUNR. I'm eyeing LUNA too.

>> No.58133883

>>58133865
hey cool it with the antisemitism ok?

>> No.58133892
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Well /smg/?

>> No.58133894
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>>58133651
this bad boy

>>58133731
we are in early days these bobos have no idea what is coming

>> No.58133897

>>58133865
The more I think about this, the more I realize that this is the most impressive eugenics calculus the WORLD has ever seen.

>> No.58133905

>>58133892
i dont think ive ever heard ben shapiro say something that wasnt clinically retarded

>> No.58133909

>>58133892
Well he's right. Retirement systems cannot support people retiring at 65 and living up to 100 years old. As life expectancy increases so should the age of retirement.

This is why paying social security tax is a scam. In 40 years they will tell you "sorry, you gotta wait longer now wagie"

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>>58133873
So you're going to bet on car insurance and a silly moon rover?

>> No.58133920

>>58133892
>professional wealthy heeb telling the proles how it be

>> No.58133928

>>58133915
Well, with low percentages of my folio yes. I'm literally 52% MSFT and I'm comfy as fuck and never selling. The rest is for trying to beat MSFT and sloorping cheapies, which has been working so far.

>> No.58133932

>>58133892
He is right. Social security will collapse, but not only in USA, every western country will force you to work until 75 and reduce the purchasing power of those who retire.

Maybe the whole world will have to work until death to save boomers social security.

FIAT is a scam, we are all being enslaved by previous generations.

Wake up.

>> No.58133949

>>58133909
then they should have done the simple math decades ago and started fixing the problem when it became blindingly obvious that life expectancy would increase and there would be an increasing number of old people. but i guess its easier to kick the can and blame the next generation

a retard saying 1+1=2 is still a retard

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>>58133905
>>58133909
>>58133920
>>58133932
America needs you, Joe Biden needs you. You aren't going you let both down are you go... *ahem* bros?

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>>58133928
We have some stuff in common, most of my portfolio is Nvidia I bought back in 2020 for $60 a share and never selling. And then buying Japanese auto manufacturers and a few random stocks that have dipped.

>> No.58133963

>>58133892
He's right for the wrong reason. Just retire as soon as possible: the money you spend just comes back to you.
As for social security: make social security based upon the generational ages, perhaps a 20-year age band. That is to say that each generation pays for their own social security, without holding back future generations. This strategy is a massive game-theory based morality that also reduces corruption. Corruption reduces under this strategy because, if social security is based upon 20-year generational bands, each person within that band will point fingers at one another: "Hey you, mother FUCKER, it's in your best interest to work harder and smarter with the rest of us or we'll beat your ass. My retirement backup plan is on the line if you're slacking, NIGGER."

>> No.58133972

>>58133798
Corn alone isnt bad for you. Over indulging in corn gives that round corn-fed belly though.

>> No.58133981

>>58133949
Of course they should have but they didn't and now you'll pay the bill. At least in the US most (I think?) people have a 401k and pretty much solve their own retirement, but this is not the case in other countries with the same problems of more life expectancy + decreasing births. IIRC France recently raised retirement age from 65 to 67 and suffered riots because of it.

>> No.58133994

>>58133949
>>58133981
>a retard saying 1+1=2 is still a retard
Oh and I'm not defending Shapiro if that's what you were implying. Couldn't give two fucks about him. But I agree with that quote.

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>>58133972
Explain to me how British Tavern owners got round bellies without corn!!
Sounds like Jewish Mischief to me!

>> No.58134009

>>58133958
based. Though I do think there will be a big correction coming for NVDA in the next year or so. I bought some at ~$300 average and sold at a comfy $915. MSFT definitely keeps me calmer about it since long term I'm sure they will do excellent, and they pay a decent divvy.

>> No.58134031

>>58133909
>>58133932

April 13, 2023 – U.S. life expectancy has declined to 76.4 years, the shortest it’s been in nearly two decades, according to December data from the CDC.

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im hungry. mcdonalds or taco bell?

>> No.58134051

>>58133972
I eat too many corn tortillas. A cautionary tale, anons. Keto bread is a good fix. Gives you lots of farts though. Trying to stick to keto bread and rice for my future hypothetical AI wife.

>> No.58134058

>>58134006
>Corn fed bellies > beer bellies
Enjoy your keystone light. I'm going to eat some tamales purchased from a man who approached me at the Walmart parking lot

>> No.58134064

>>58134031
that's life expectancy considering childbirth etc, right? what's the (estimated) life expectancy of the average 20 year old today? I would guess 85 upwards.

>> No.58134071

Now that we've reached a permanently high plateau, I think selling puts with 5x leverage is the optimal strategy.

>> No.58134081

>>58134051
if you want farts try seasoning baked beans with nutritional yeast, did it last night and i was unloading farts that would send a riot to a dead stop

>> No.58134084

>>58134037
>>58134051
>>58134058
Needs TAPATIO HOT SAUCE

>> No.58134085

>>58134058
Tamales are made with corn. Like the tamale dough is literally corn flour.

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>>58134081
I successfully made my beans last night. If you want a true challenge, come and take a sniff my way.

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im starting to feel smug about my ai dashcams

probably a top signal but

>> No.58134142

>>58134064
COVID, heart disease, cancer, and drug overdoses are rapidly lowering life expectancy in the US.

>> No.58134152

>>58133892
literally who

>> No.58134158

>>58133798
Cute code lyoko forhead

>> No.58134161

>>58133573
Noble samurai spirit refused invaders for superior Japanese goods folded 1000 times. That's why they still have all the coolest gadgets

>> No.58134168

>>58134085
>>58134058
this lmao, I love tamales though. sadly florida is all cuban inspired food

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>>58133981
I often wonder what happens to american retirement plans in case of a market crash?
Its all fucked, isnt it?
Thats why they HAVE to try to prop up the markets, isnt it

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>> No.58134212

>>58134192
Have you seen the grandmas outliving their husbands pushing carts at grocery stores?

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question for /biz/boys who hold etfs, have you taken the time to make sure your asset manager has a fiduciary responsibility in it's proxy voting policies? if not you could be giving money to people who are actively trying to ruin your investment even if it tracks an external index.

>> No.58134220

>>58134192
>I often wonder what happens to american retirement plans in case of a market crash?
>Its all fucked, isnt it?
yes

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My concern for the next 5 to 20 years is Boomers retiring but not having enough saved to live off dividends. They will start selling their 401k holdings en masse. What will this mass sell off do to the market in aggregate?

>> No.58134253

>>58134212
grim

>> No.58134254

>>58134243
Boomers are already retired

>> No.58134260

>>58134243
Cheapies and buybacks.

>> No.58134271

>>58134254
The largest cluster are just now starting to retire. This is just starting

>> No.58134274

>>58134243
They will unload their bags on us.

But take it as a chance of buying their crap at a discount.

We'll probably have 2 decades of boomer companies selling for low P/E ratios.

>> No.58134285

>>58134142
Drug overdoses are pretty much irrelevant for social security I think. COVID is "good" in that people die without having used social security benefits.

>>58134192
>Its all fucked, isnt it?
yeah you can get fucked quite rapidly, this is why people transition into bonds as they get older

>> No.58134286

>>58134243
>They will start selling their 401k holdings en masse
more like you'll be seething over millenials asking what to do about their 500k inheirtance

>> No.58134298

Smg, incorporate more vegetables and small fish in your diet. And lift heavy weights. You'll have more time to sloorp.

>> No.58134312

>>58134285
Young people are dying from fentanyl at young ages without having put into the social security system.

>> No.58134325

>>58134107
no thanks rocker, i dont want to smell your last customer

>> No.58134331

>>58134286
My parents inherited 2 million from their parents and I know they've already spent 1/3 of it. They're also ditching all the OIL and GAS holdings my grandpa held for decades. I also fully expect inheritance laws to change before any millenial would get one. The great ladder/rug pulling has only just begun.

>> No.58134343

>>58132884
The tax advantaged stuff is so encumbered and on such a long time horizon that it doesn’t make sense to do anything other than a completely mindless Bogle strategy. Pursuit of alpha belongs in a taxable account.

>> No.58134355

>>58133715
It actually is good, but it’s not healthy food. I usually go with Special K or Raisin Bran (Post, not Kellogg’s).

>> No.58134357

>>58134331
>>I also fully expect inheritance laws to change
for us not them

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>>58134331
Good. Millenals need only the hardest battles. I become skeptical when things are too good for too for too long.

>> No.58134373

>>58134037
Taco Bell is more financially sound. Though a quarter pounder is guranteed size.

>> No.58134383

>>58134331
> I also fully expect inheritance laws to change before any millenial would get one
Depends who's largely in charge in the future. If democrats have their way, you'll have an 80% inheritance tax so they can give your money away to illegals.

>> No.58134395

>>58133909
I’ve figured out how to retire in Europe and legally evade most taxes from both countries. The downside is that my SS tax I pay now is gone and never coming back, but at least that bleeding will end eventually.

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>>58134343
depends on ur cuntry
leafland gives you straight up tax-free options trading
i havent maxed out my tfsa contribution room yet and ive gradually climbed to 200k+ (in leaf dollars tho) thanks to leveraging slightly with options

even though it's non-margin, they even stipulate that you can go negative occasionally (which happened to me 3 times because basically every leaf broker except IBKR lets you buy with unsettled cash immediately)

also i sold gme too early so pls dont ask why im still only ~!200k

>> No.58134418

>>58134395
You think SS is bad? try having no children but paying for the slave training public school system for joggers

>> No.58134423

>>58134331
Inheritances are a meme man nobody deserves to have their parents sit in a bed until they die too bad they went on vacations its not your money

Most inheritance might skip millennials since boomers hate them but love zoomers and Gen X

>> No.58134429

>>58134331
>>58134357
>>58134383
They’ve already started with the changes to RMD and inheritance. It will only get worse. Use your EU-zone citizenship to create a geopolitical and currency hedge and read the tax treaties and tax laws to find your retirement destination. You do have a second citizenship with an EU nation, right?

>> No.58134441

>>58134423
Most parents love their children and want to leave them something if possible. If your parents hate you, that's on you.

>> No.58134443

>>58134418
Try having children and paying for private school so they don’t have to be subjected to a nigger pig pen and still having to pay for the nigger pig pen.

>> No.58134471
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>>58134363
I expected nothing anyways, I'm just a hater. Seeing other people get things easy while I gotta work harder for less really rustles my jimmies.

>> No.58134516
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Oh you people come from generational wealth? I think I'm the first person in my family to even own a single share of stock.

>> No.58134564

>>58134286
>assuming boomers won’t use every last penny for medical services and casino slot machines
There will be no inherited wealth for Gen X and Millennials

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>they really thought I would have cereal for lunch
>they don't know I would absolutely HEEM anyone itt in a kitchen

>> No.58134605

>>58134516
>Oh you people come from generational wealth?
You see my grandfather is tens of millions wealthy.
My father has received nothing (not even college tuition) from him since he turned 18 and nor have I. I suppose I technically come from generational wealth. It's ok though, my grandpa had 2 sons. I am the only son of my father and my uncle's wife is barren so their kids are adopted. My refusal to reproduce will end his bloodline

>> No.58134621

>>58134588
>grits and tomato sauce
you need to find a house husband to cook for you

>> No.58134645

>>58134564
This is why I long HCA

>> No.58134674

>>58134621
This is a chicken thigh poached in san marzano tomato sauce and mashed potatoes.
>grits
Just ew

>> No.58134677

Riscv Alibaba. With chink news and every poonjab spouting it, what are the chances the degenerate Indian shit sniffers come to the conclusion that baba “should” pump? Also I hate niggers but Indians are up there too

>> No.58134702

>>58134677
And tqqq is about to rip upwards. Fuck Indians. Fuck niggers. Fuck the kikes

>> No.58134718

>>58134677
I can't tell what you are asking about
>Risc-v is a fine architecture but I don't see it nor si-five becoming popular
>Alibaba makes a Chinese AWS clone
and I think any one, including low-caste jews, are victims of pump and dumps

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thread cloud

>> No.58134733

>>58134726
>corn
lmao

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>>58134718
Wallstreetbets front page is China ban on Amd Intel. Top comment in thread implies riscv is going to be adopted. Look up x86 and first public traded I see is alibaba. Will the degenerate Indian gamblers fall for it? Also why do the market makers use the same algos? Are they stupid?

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>>58134726
you don't say

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>>58134745
Same algo

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58134780

Selling GE and buying more AAPL..

>> No.58134822
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What do I do with this?

>> No.58134828
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Also tqqq is going way fucking up

>> No.58134835

>>58134822
how do these "early" things work? I sometimes see ads for "get your paycheck up to two days early!' and shit like that, is that what this is?
If so how does it work and who is making a profit from giving me money early?

>> No.58134850

>>58134745
>Look up x86 and first public traded I see is alibaba.
I'm not sure what you are talking about, but I do know a little bit about chip architectures and risc-v assembly is actually something I do know
x86-64 is intel + an extension amd made.
Can you link the article (I dont have a reddit)

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>>58132633
you want a strategy? hows this: 20 years of uranium sleeping. i wanted scalability but i compromised, i went solar and wind instead. i wanted clean energy, but i compromised, i went oil and fracking instead. see where im goin with this?

nuclear energy play from my standpoint:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70-80 dollars (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium will be classified as clean (at least in eu)
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom (ticker: KAP) warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to pandemic and rising economic tensions west is becoming more open to home-sourced uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

tickers to profit over the long-run (this isnt a short term play, youre in it until 2030 at least)
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
bonus pick: Boss Energy in Australia, but my broker has me cucked out of that market

notable risks
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>""""""climate activist"""""" protests

the ground floor was pre 2020, but theres still huge potential upside. not investment advice or something or other like that

>> No.58134866

>>58134835
The e-check usually takes 1-2 days to process. Your bank will just give it to you the moment it comes in. So mine comes in Wednesday evening or Thursday morning. You shouldn't be banking with any entity that doesn't give you your money asap

>> No.58134872

>>58134866
how do I know when the e-check was posted/sent? I've recently moved to getting my paycheck in Fidelity and I think it's faster

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>>58134822
All in BOXX. You'll thank me in a few months

>> No.58134880

how does it make sense that you can contribute 22500 tax advantaged dollars to your companies 401k but if you aren't offered one you only get 6500 fucking bucks in an IRA tax advantage, how is that legal?

>> No.58134885

>>58134866
also buy LAAC

>> No.58134887

Shorting Nvda here is the next 50x bagger

>> No.58134892

>>58134872
Payroll sends it.

>> No.58134898

>>58134745
If alibaba succeeds with this move there is nothing stopping other tech giants from trying the same thing. Apple has already proved tech companies can create chips better than the laggards at intel and qualcom. Most of the programs in the debian repositories already compile on risc-v. As the tools are developed entering this market is going to become cheaper. Short term baba will win but long term x86 will lose. Are there any good american fabless foundries on the comeup?

>> No.58134900

>>58134866
this was also one of the perks of wealthsimple

i get my wagie cheque to use and start collecting interest before i can even access my paystub, just 1 day earlier to my previous bank but still nice

>> No.58134908

>>58134898
>qualcom
QCOM makes great chips. I am psyched for the sd x laptops

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>>58134726

>> No.58134949

>>58134674
It looks like someone literally SHAT THEIR BRAINS OUT

>> No.58134962

>>58133056
ive had high satisfaction with jet blue in the past, but this time i bought 911 airlines instead

>> No.58134981

>>58134962
I always prefer Jet Blu but I want to try flying JSX to see if it really is that great

>> No.58134982

>>58133056
JetBlue is about to skyrocket

>> No.58135002

>>58133829
>>58133798
millenials didnt eat slop actually. thats only when hormones in everything started taking off. most grew up with pretty reasoable food. thats also why they dont have fish eyes look or go crazy with the hair colors and piercings like Zs do.

>> No.58135028

>>58134880
for one, its 23000 now, and 2nd, the employer pays the administration costs of the plan. if your employer doesnt offer a 401k, much less a safe harbor plan, it's not a real job and youre probably getting 1099 jewed too

>> No.58135048

>>58134908
https://www.cpubenchmark.net/compare/4774vs5683/Snapdragon-8cx-Gen-3-vs-Apple-A17-Pro
qualcom has been completely eclipsed by apple. their chips are worse in every conceivable way: less muticore performance, less singlecore performance, worse power efficiency, less security, fewer features.

>> No.58135049

>>58134981
its pretty good depending on the airport...you just drive or get a ride to their hanger and skip security. you could only get to the airport 20 minutes early instead of a couple hours

>> No.58135053

>>58135002
I've never understood why we stoped putting hormones in our foods
It made us bigger and stronger as a race

>> No.58135092

>>58135053
Idiot. the same reason you avoid steroids despite it making you bigger and stronger. it has a negative effective overtime and builds up issues. why do you think there are so many trannies these days? messed up hormones during puberty and childhood.

>> No.58135115

>>58135092
It gave 14 year old girls big sucking titties though

>> No.58135128

>>58135092
Isn't it because of all the estrogen in water supply from birth control and xeno estrogens from plastic?

>> No.58135138

>>58135115
yes which is too fast and early for a girl. hence zoomies all look older now. too much hormones.
>>58135128
its all of it. too much of any hormone or chemical causes issues.

>> No.58135162

>>58135138
>hence zoomies all look older now
we zoomers didnt get hormones in our milk

>> No.58135164

>>58135002
>>58135053
Because they realized they actually made Millennials genetically superior and had to gaslight them into hating themselves which failed because they are so depressed and spitefilled that it has started to become positive due to Millennials using their abnormally long life spans and autism powers against them.

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/fit/ and /biz/ should form a mutual board.

>> No.58135179 [DELETED] 
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We desperately need a cultural revitalisation, and a Marsh v Alabama SCOTUS ruling for the 21st century is it.

Publicly accessible speech platforms MUST BE FORCED to allow free, legal speech for all on their platforms.

Complete /pol/chud victory and domination of the poz left is achievable if we get free speech (THE FIRST AMENDMENT) enforced on social media (The Modern Public Square).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBozijndSLc

IMAGINE: Reddit COMPLETELY opened up again, to any speech that is legal under the First Amendment. CoonTown comes back. FatPeopleHate comes back. MDE RETURNS! Reddit calls itself a "digital city", well time to open that city up!

If you oppose this, you are a leftycuck communist enabler. The FIRST AMENDMENT right to free speech is the FIRST amendment for a reason.

It's fucking time, lads. It's time to take our internet and culture back from the leftoids. I will take complete 4chanification of the internet because I know it will make us better.

>> No.58135201

>>58134982
I hope you're right, I got in at $6.77

>> No.58135218

>it is now monday 9 am UTC
>ready to go hard on fx and futes
>$6 free margin
Lmao

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I only need to 342% my account of 900usd like 8 or 9 times to make over 15Milly. easy

>> No.58135243

>>58135226
Literally infinite upside

>> No.58135252

Don't forget to short India Business Machines this earnings. Guidance will not be good

>> No.58135262

Y'all are sleeping on Google. They have been in the AI game longer than everyone, see their research in transformer architecture which provides the platform for openAI. Apple in talks to use Gemini AI. Finally, the crème de la crème their TPU which will bypass the over reliance on Nvidia GPUs.

>> No.58135273

>>58135262
lol, lmao

>> No.58135289

>>58135262
>hey have been in the AI game longer than everyone
thats the problem. they should have invented open ai and chatgpt. yet they didnt.

>> No.58135311

>>58135262
apple is in talks for a few ai models
the tensor 3 chip is so bad that the upcoming pixel fold and flipable are rumored to come with tensor 4

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>futures

>> No.58135335

>>58135028
right so why are people that have shitty jobs being penalized by not being allowed to have more pre tax earnings

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Bros I used to think years the 6 figure hell meme was just a meme, richfags trying to humblebrag about their wealth.
Boy was I wrong. Six figures worth of money is worth so little

>> No.58135348

>>58134383
Too bad inheritance is a state-tax dependent so they're fucked on trying to steal that money. Once you have enough cash you scale up into a dakota trust.

>> No.58135357

>>58135343
I'm like a decade away from 7 figures.

6 figure hell is very real.

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>>58135357
Have you ever been poor and lived off ramen and peanut butter sandwiches for months at a time?

>> No.58135423

Dollar looks pretty strong here. it was up all week last week. I think a giga pump in equities this week, dollar has been on the up and up since 02/25 really for no reason. Semis will kill it.

>> No.58135439

>>58135375
No, but I should.

I'm also gonna tell you something.

I'm kind of retarded.

>> No.58135462

>>58135343
>>58135357
Tfw 74k and should hit it by december

>> No.58135474
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>>58135343
the point where you have enough money u cant risk it all in one play because of self preservation, and when that one play works out and goes up 2x or more, your overall portfolio is only up 10%, all that time and effort to find that one play only to turn your portfolio to a 40% return instead of 30% return from SPY in the rest of your portfolio

that realization hit me and i made the rash move to treat $10k and $100k the same if i want to keep increasing my wealth, 6figs is basically 5figs these days too

>> No.58135490

I'm buying VOO on monday and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.58135499

>>58135490
Do what you think is right.

>> No.58135502

>>58135490
oh boy you're literally gonna buy the gold standard of ETFs??? that's bold!

>> No.58135536

>>58135474
>6figs is basically 5figs
Fuck me I just hit 6 figures last year

>> No.58135543

>>58135536
>>58135474
You guys are doing fine. My portfolio is sub $10k.

>> No.58135549

>>58133909
It's fucking retarded because all the money people waste in social security could just be put in a 401k

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im going to give my cat a massage because shes feeling tense i think she has mild depression(un-diagnosed). also how do i get gains greater than 100% on options? do you just buy far OTM and hope you get violent swings in right direction? i'll reveal my discoveries after my nap

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I’m watching blood-c again. So I’ll buy some UNH.

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>>58132793
Yeah feels soft green..

>> No.58135591

>>58135543
Buy more money

>> No.58135619

>>58135543
i was sub $10k in 2020, it's the point where you're able to take risk and easily recover with wagie income

at 6 figs if you're speculating and it goes wrong, then your backup is retiring at 65 to live off pension or inheritance
that self preservation on to avoid having to work until 65 is what stunts your gain potential, but i think you just have to accept that even with 6-figs you're still retiring at 65 anyways unless you disregard conventional risk management
you have to concentrate your money, couchpotato investing with index etfs are for people who are already rich and make 6-fig income unless you're ok with retiring at 65, maybe 55 if you got a good pension plan at work (generous employee match or govt pension whichever)

>> No.58135626

>>58134962
>911 airlines
Are they named after that terrible tragedy?

>> No.58135634

>>58135626
IXXI

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>>58133056
>>58134962
>>58135626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0&pp=ygUMOTExIGFpcmxpbmVz

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>>58135474
>tfw when I was all in and leveraged into a biotech with my 40k
>tfw when I at some point at a net worth of 570k
>tfw when covid hit
>tfw when EMA and japan approved their drugs but the FDA told them to fuck off
I should have taken profits bros... I would have been in the 7 figure club by now. Now I only have 180k and I am investing more defensively because I learned the lesson of losing 90%

>> No.58135674

>market opens
>burgers buy

>> No.58135684

>>58135640
Bullish

>> No.58135698

did jannies ban me for telling the truth? bad look on a business board.

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>futures

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tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath, i just know it

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>>58135814
So buy? It's not just about money but equity, goof.

>> No.58135875

>>58135814
yep, the fun ends now. Or it actually begins.

>> No.58135900

>>58135814
WELL EITHER WAY, IT WASA NATIONAL TRAGEDY

>> No.58135934

>>58135814
i love it

>> No.58135937

>>58135814
Black Monday

>> No.58135980
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>>58135814
Macron is about to end the war of western aggression
Its going to be green

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Lmao it's ok to drugs at work now

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>>58136012
Thanks Elon Musk for normalizing drug work culture, based!

>> No.58136025

>>58135980
look at this young buck, he'd fuck your wife until she moans

>> No.58136036

>>58136025
>Raging-Bull stance

>> No.58136037

>>58135980
oh no...

Also wtf is that punch? Do that punch and try stretching your arm further and further and you will see that you wrist will try to twist upwards (supinated) which would end in a hook. That is because the punch is low and you shoulder wants to rotate inwards if you arm is on that lower position and not on shoulder height. A hook with supinated wrist would be faster and stronger.

Neutral position hand would somewhat be ok, but it looks like his arm is inwards rotated, and his hand almost looking down, which is pronated wrist. DOGSHIT HIT

>> No.58136046

>>58136037
*shoulder wants to rotate outwards

>> No.58136051

>China bans Intel and AMD from all government computers
That's like 20% of intel revenue

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>>58135980
Word on the street is Macron's wife is actually a tranny. I have no idea what to believe anymore.

>> No.58136064
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>>58136051
That's extremely bullish you retard because now China has to pay extra for banned Intel and Amd chips. We saw the exact same shit happen for Nvideo you stupid ass hole.

>> No.58136069

>>58135980
>threaten to send 2000
>bitch out and release photos of you in the gym instead
>Russia announces plan to train 500,000 new soldiers
EU is just a sad decrepit old man at this point

>> No.58136076

>>58136053
>a tranny
isn't it weird enough that she is 24 years old and was his high school? why do we need another schizo theory?

>> No.58136082

i need more money to buy more stocks

>> No.58136086

>>58136076
older*
high school teacher*
fuck

>> No.58136091
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>>58132633
I denounce the Talmud

>> No.58136111

>>58136082
sell some of your stocks, oh wait...
cash gang stays winning

>> No.58136119

>>58136076
I had a near 30 year old woman in my 9th grade class.
This was a special situation because she was an American woman who married a US Army guy and got stationed overseas. The post and school didn't know what to do when she enrolled-- something about her being a dependent and that entitling her to an education.
She was really funny.

>> No.58136131

>>58136111
heh, looks like im going to join credit gang to fund my addiction

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>>58136076
Hey sloorper, you can throw your gay tomato polenta garbage in the trash. I'm about to pop in the oven my tater tot casserole. At the /smg/ pot luck, they will be lining up for my dish, not yours.

Sincerely,

Johnny fathands

>> No.58136137

>>58136082
Margin niggas. Option niggas. Dividend niggas. Bond niggas. LETFs niggas. Loan niggas. Credit card niggas. Second job niggas. Ramen niggas.
I understand that feeling of slipping opportunity.

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>>58136069
>Euros have women in charge of their military
>Euros haven't gotten less dependent on Russian oil
>Euros haven't been building up their militaries
>Russia's military is a bunch of corrupt retards with gay escorting happening in their military but they can at least get the job done because their leader is somewhat competent kgb agent
>America is led by an incompetent corrupt man with dementia who can't even protect the country's own borders
>China is too corrupt and incompetent to take an island right next to them that used to be part of them
>pakistan and india still having their bloody bitch bastard sir battle
Why is WW3 looking the fyre festival of world wars with everyone everywhere stuck watching this train wreck unfold?...

>> No.58136144

>>58136134
Ah truly the peak of american cuisine.

Clean you kitchen you fat fuck.

>> No.58136153

>>58136134
put some excel brand potato pearls and water on top. When there's 10 minutes left in the oven top it with cheese

>> No.58136159

>>58136134
Hell yeah based potater Johnny Fathands

>> No.58136167

>>58135814
ok trump

>> No.58136169

>>58136140
>why is ww3 looking like the fyre festival of world wars...
Fixed

>> No.58136176

>>58136144
My kitchen isn't dirty, it's seasoned properly chud.
>>58136153
I debated making a cottage pie but didn't have the necessary ingredients on hand
>>58136159
You get the first plate anon

>> No.58136180

>>58136140
>Why is WW3 looking the fyre festival of world wars with everyone everywhere stuck watching this train wreck unfold?...
can't we just agree on a winner before the war even takes place, that would be based, you know Soviet Union style, national suicide

>> No.58136199

>>58136180
Next year's government budget is going to be $7 trillion. The US will be too poor to start a war.

>> No.58136203

>>58136176
>You get the first plate anon
You are too kind Rocker. You aren't the based shit poster we deserve but the one we need.

>> No.58136206

Are there any historical PEs for EFFs? Like If I want large cap/mid cap/ small cap PEs of Snp500 in historical averages from 3 to 10 years. Would I be able to find this?

>> No.58136208

>>58136140
>but they can at least get the job done because their leader is somewhat competent kgb agent
i dont think that really is the case anymore
to be fair putin is like 70 or something

>> No.58136216
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>>58136176
>My kitchen isn't dirty, it's seasoned properly chud.
With a diverse portfolio of spices?

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>>58136208
Maybe it's just the fact that everyone compard to Joe Biden looks like a fucking genius right now.

>> No.58136235

>>58136229
Included /our/ nigga Cornel West?

>> No.58136238

>>58136199
Want the scariest fact? We just got the 2020 census data. America is only 41% white now. But the kicker is this data was gathered in 2017.

America was only 41% white 7 years ago. And this doesn't include the tens of millions of illegals under Biden. And we wonder why the debt is out of control and plane's are falling out of the sky?

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>>58136235
Omg don't make me groan anon, that guy is such a race baiting grifter ass hole. Why the fuck is race baiting a career???

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>>58136216
Here's my collection of dry spices, you be the judge.
>>58136238
I thank christ everyday I live in a small Michigan rural town. I am shielded from most shit.

>> No.58136281

>>58136256
>surrounded by hundreds of miles of armed rednecks who farm and hunt
Not gonna lie it gets kinda boring living in a happening proof state. Middle of the deep south is cozy though

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>>58136252

>> No.58136294

>>58136280
If America was half as racist as this ass hole claims he wouldn't have a job.

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>>58136140
>>Euros have women in charge of their military
european queens

>> No.58136307

>>58136022
Yeah I'm thinking that the 70s are back

>> No.58136325

>>58136256
>I thank christ everyday I live in a small Michigan rural town. I am shielded from most shit.
I can picture Rocker being one of the liked town locals like it were an old episode of Twin Peaks in rural Michigan

>> No.58136343

>>58136307
In the 70s it was at least considered being rebelious to listen to shitty music, do drugs, and engage in frivolous sex. That shit isn't rebellious now because it's the fucking norm. God I hate boomers so much...

>> No.58136345

>>58136325
I know everyone in my town and that's not always a good thing. Sometimes you just want to go to the store and now be bothered, but I'm thankful for it at the end of the day. Most the people I graduated with 18 years ago still live here.

>> No.58136350

NATGAS AND OIL
is better than whatever GAY NIGGER shit (You) are thinking about. Stop sucking dicks and taking dicks up your ass and putting your dick in asses FAGGOT.
NATGAS AND OIL
>NATGAS AND OIL
NATGAS AND OIL
>natgas and oil
natgas and oil
>natgas and oil
NATGAS AND OIL
A
TATER TOT CASSEROLE LOOKS GUD AF
G
ASS HOLES ARE ONE WAY AND THAT'S OUT
S

A
NIGGERS AND JEWS
D

OIL
I
LEFTOVER CREAMPIE I PUT ALL OVER UR MOM'S MUFF YEARS AGO IS STILL THERE

NATGAS
AND
OIL

>> No.58136357

>>58136350
green energy is the future anon. stop coping. you sound like a caveman

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Are you cocksuckers ready for another week of STOCKS?

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>>58136307
At least we are taking baby steps

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>>58136365
Hell yeah!

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>>58136370
Oh wow. Suddenly I'm feeling like joining the military! Who's with me!?

>> No.58136398

>>58136365
>week
*partial

>> No.58136402

>>58136395
He'll yeah! With the pride flag gone it's time to die for Israel!

>> No.58136407

>>58136395
You know shit is about to go down when they start playing ads begging white men to join the military again

>> No.58136411

>>58136256
grim

>> No.58136416

>>58136407
They are already doing the "service guarantees citizenship!" Thing for illegals

>> No.58136421

>Market opens
>pump
>hour turns
>pump
gaaaay

>> No.58136425

>>58136416
source: anon's ass

>> No.58136426

>>58136407
US Military is just a social welfare system

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>>58136416
I guess we didn't learn shit from the Roman Empire...

>> No.58136437

>>58136357
>there's a future

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>>58136365
Are (You)?

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>>58136439
kwab

>> No.58136463

>>58136407
>>58136426
The military is unironically growing its automation field. It's just too expensive to build manned vehicles than unmanned vehicles. Today's servicemen are Gen Z Call of Duty MW2 experts. Nearly 2 decades worth of experience. kek

>> No.58136465

>>58136206
Pls repond

>> No.58136466

>>58136425
>The “Courage to Serve Act” creates a pilot program that would allow a qualified and vetted set of migrants to receive an expedited path to citizenship in exchange for military service
Retard

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>>58136439
I'm always comfy, thanks!

>> No.58136471
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>futures

>> No.58136486

>>58136466
Is it 4d chess to make illegals fight and die in our wars instead of actual citizens?

>> No.58136503

>>58136486
Illegals get counted in the census, giving democrats more electoral votes in presidential elections.

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>>58136486
You know, I'm no Sun Tzu (or is it Lao Tzu?), but I don't think giving people who have no loyalty to your country military training and connections, and ultimately legal protections/benefits, is a good idea.

>> No.58136515

>>58136486
No, it's 1d.
4d =
keep illegals and have them work dead end jobs. Keep US citizens out of harms way, and have them control unmanned vehicles from their goon caves.

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>>58136486
>the military now has pockets of Chinese spys, cannibal hatiens, venuzuelan gang bangers, and mexican cartel members operating in it
What could go wrong?...

>> No.58136553

>>58136507
If you want people to die for their country, have them start a family and own a home. Then, they have something at stake. Because today is you-will-own-nothing-and-be-happy, people have no stake in their country and especially their future. Hence, everything seems dystopian.

>> No.58136557

>>58136530
Did you see the Haitian aliens flooding Florida?

>> No.58136558

>>58136370
This is part of the issue with modern politics, everyone tries to poison the well because of demographics is destiny. The country is a bunch of niggers, so now politicans act like a bunch of niggers.

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>>58136553
Delete this.

>> No.58136565

>>58136466
>a qualified and vetted set of migrants
Are these migrants illegal immigrants?

>> No.58136570

>>58136557
Yeah...

>> No.58136574

>>58136570
DeSantis is going to send their asses back on the same innertube they floated in on kek

>> No.58136589

>>58136530
Nothing because diversity is our greatest strength!

>> No.58136593

>>58136587
>>58136587

>> No.58136599

>>58135814
Bibcorn gongo up

>> No.58137827

>>58136416
I'm doing my part!

>> No.58138453

>>58133649
Proof?