/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58136253
Okay anon, lets start with the basics. What's your weight and height?

>>58136253

woman are for pssys, play GRAVITY with me

>>58136282

You get the price... "The most virgin guy in 4chan"

>>58136253
hello sir I have much experience with this topic. I can impart with you what my master has told me and which greatly helped me. Which paw do you wipe with? Sir I suggest trying your left paw. It may seem but a minor issue but I assure you I have seen a massive growth in my dating after this advice. I love you sir good luck

>>58136253
What separates you from every other mid NPC out there? People should value 3 things:

Physical strength
Status
Appearance

Physical strength - I'm 2/3.5/4.5/6 for reps. In the gym you are literally displaying your worth. If I am stronger and more fit I am literally better than you. There is nothing you can do about it. You can not show your money in the gym. You can not do anything except lift the weight and put it down and if I'm doing more than you, you are below me

Status - my entire facade gives off alpha, top dog vibes. I'm 6ft, 210 jacked, elite hair genetics, clean, fitted clothes, white, and drive a 526 horsepower V8 track car that revs to 8,300 rpm. Everywhere I go I stand out. I'm objectively an 8.5/10 facially and make 6 figures a year @ 28 years old and own a house. If you make more than me you are either old or rentcuck some shitty apartment in a city

Appearance - see previous points. Appearance and status go hand in hand

I worry about these 3 main points and it makes me better than 99.99% of people around me

>>58136359
You're cringe as fuck lmao

>>58136359
These are stats to attract the trophy wife that will fuck you behind your back.

>>58136359
Kek gym slave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMKoezbV7XY

get a young woman stop going after old hags that have trauma

>>58136253

You are right when you say time is running out for you. I was slaying pussy non stop at your age. Something magical happens when you turn 40 though and your dating life ENDS ABRUPTLY. So you got five years, better start making the most of them!!!

>>58136253
pathetic.

>>58136253
>Anons who managed to find a girl
Kek, someone tell him
>>58136475
skinnyfat cope. altho I agree the particular guy in this video is a dunbass roid tranny.

>>58136359
>drive a 526 horsepower V8 track car that revs to 8,300 rpm
>tons of other unnecessary "stats"
>nothing regarding dick size

Lmao...that truck stat says it all

>>58136485
how tho? all young women are in the clubs partying. should i try going to church?

The only possible way for me to ever even just try to get a girl is to hire a professional assassin and pay him tens of thousands of dollars to literally seek me out at random times putting a loaded gun on the back of my head where if I don't approach at least one girl he'll blow my brains out on the spot or something like that.

I have no clue how anyone is actually motivated enough to seek girls, try to win them over and then spend money, time and effort to try to keep them with you after that. All what happens in my brain when I see a hot girl anywhere is just "damn, she's hot" and I continue walking away, that's it

>>58136552
you don't have any desire to ever start a family? do you not feel lonely or do you have lots of friends/family?

>>58136253
i met my new gf at 30 y/o after being single for a few years... i just went outside and then i met her.

>>58136573
you just went outside and met her? what, was she standing outside your front porch on her own or something?

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>>58136359
Based and sociopath pilled.

>>58136571
Sure I'd like to have a family, but yeah I guess the desire is not strong enough to actually pursue it. I have parents who I visit every other weekend and that's pretty much it

>>58136586
We met in the park. I quit working cause fuck working when I don't even have a gf. (also my btc just mooned) so then I met my gf hanging around in a park. i must say that it only works if you are not ugly. if you are ugly then you wont meet like that. I also met 2 girls at my temporary wagecuck lowest level minimum wage job. one was a single mom but still wanted me and i rejected her, one was a 22 year old that was going to be travelling the world. i took her number but didn't go after it because i already had my gf. , protip when you have a gf then more girls want you. its weird but its true.

>>58136586
in the summer there a lot of local town events. just go there. if you live in a big city literally just go outside and sit somewhere and girls will sit next to you hundreds of them ( experieced this in a 10M+ city. and some of them will look at you and want to conversate. especially in summer.

>>58136629
how did you initiate contact with your gf when you met at the park?

>>58136644
if you live in a big city, just go go to the shopping street and hang out there. hundreds of thousands of girls there. when im in foreign countries girls eyefuck me in the shopping center all the time. you need to be not ugly tho.

>>58136359
You are a master troll and I admire your work on /o/

>>58136650
she looked at me and I said hi. I was doing pull ups in the park. and sunbathing

>>58136253
I'm the same age as you. Trust me when I say it's better being single. Find yourself a practice girlfriend and you'll know what I'm talking about. If you're really about that life, you could always import a wife/gf from Southeast Asia.

>>58136629
i'm glad you quit your wagecuck job you could be an entrepreneur like me i made all my money by shilling $spurdo tokens to my loyal followers and i also sold nfts of my massive benis it was a hit i had 10 girls coming to my door every day begging for a glimpse of my massive 12ft dong i rejected most of them but the hot ones yeah they made it through the ringer

>>58136669
fuck i dont think ive ever had a girl just walk up to me and say hi. you must be some type of gigachad. i work out hard every day too but i do it alone at home.

>>58136678
>Trust me when I say it's better being single
i bet you have a gf tho. its like those anons who come here saying how miserable their life still is now that they're rich, yet they'd never be willing to give their money away

>>58136688
well she didn't exactly walk up to me. she walked past me. I sat on a bench near a pull up bar and she walked on the path through the park. people pass there all the time. I said hi to her when she passed and took a look at me. and then we started doing le small talk and i asked her number. she said yes and then we started texting. i talked to her maybe one or two minutes the first time i saw her. it continued on text for a week or two and then we met again and did the whole dating and such. almost fucked it up too and had to run after her one time cause she saw I had tinder on my phone but eventually we still became bf/gf. i had to delete tinder from her and never use it again. (which i did). she was offended i still had the app on my phone. i get a match every now and then nothign special. never had any success with the app tho. did afew dates but it never worked out.

>>58136701
Nah I'm single. I dumped my gf 6 months ago after we dated for 2 years.
You mentioned that you're anti-social anyway. Maybe you just want to have sex. Keep in mind you don't need to be in a relationship for that.

>>58136701
desu having a gf isn't all that... if you had a few... you will know. especially as a man after a week together with the same girl 24/7 you just want that bitch to go. atleast that is how i am. sometimes i literally can't stand my gf and she has to fuck off.

>>58136729
nice anon, i'm glad it worked out for ya

>>58136669
yesterday a gorgeous girl said "hi" to me as I was walking by and I just said "hey" and kept walking
but I think I fell in love

>>58136744
>>58136745
i want the companionship, i really dont care all that much about sex. im just really lonely and i dont have any friends or family.
all that said, maybe ill just try a tantric massage or something and see if i feel any better after that.

>>58136776
damn bruh. shoulda at least asked how she was or something..

>>58136776
yeah you can totally just take it from there. but i understand. usually when you really are just enjoying your time and you are not looking is when girls pop in your environment but you just don't care. but it's exactly the moment you could get a new gf. the less yuo care the more girls want you. also they seem to be able to smell yuo have a gf and become more intrested when you do. fucking weird. when I have a gf many other girls always come and when I don't have a gf it's actually hard to meet. fucked up. if i break up with my now gf then i'm just gonna stay single. but im planning to make her pregnant. lol.

>>58136253
At that age get a Hispanic or Filipino matchmaker service. Accept if she's your age she will be a single mom. Joining a more hardcore Christian organization and religious dating website works too however you cannot fake it. Due to the curse of autism and ugly this is a solid path. You can't fix charisma anymore oldhead.

>>58136253
yes i was in this same situation and decided to stop chasing money so hard because it was taking time away from finding a good life partner. if you die without family then your money gets confiscated and given to black people anyway so whats the point?

being in a foreign country to meet girls is generally an awful experience. if they were quality people they would have married in their own country. its likely everyone at that table is low quality and thought they could do better with a foreigner, and you saw the result.

if youre antisocial you should get back to your home country as a first step. youre going to need a job or some kind of edge that lets you be around higher quality people than travelers.

and finally, please look in the mirror. if youre ugly you need to fix that to find someone better looking, or you end up in a weird super transactional relationship where youre not appreciated, and thats not what you want.... right?

>>58136804
well I was walking on the sidewalk, she was coming out of her house and kind of speed walking towards her car and then she looked at me as she came closer, her eyes widened, she smiled and said "Hi!" and we were walking in opposite directions. I guess I just had to stop walking, plant my feet and start talking, but that's the hard part, my momentum was moving in the forward direction and it was much easier to just keep going. She lives 2 blocks away from me and I will continue passing her house on my regular walking route (I walk after meals) so maybe chance will bring us together, although I am 35 and living at my parents house with a job kek but I go to the gym often and have been told countless times that I'm very handsome, so maybe it'll be okay?

>>58136834
>yes i was in this same situation and decided to stop chasing money
i only got my new gf when i stopped gigawaging. kek. I was working but it felt horrible cause tfwnogf. maybe that's weak but whatever. i actually haven't really worked for the past 3 years. maybe 6 months intotal. cause i have a lot of buttcoin.

>>58136834
unfortunately my home country is the UK and it's an absolute basket case of a country now, totally gone to the dogs, mentally ill inside and out, flooded by wogs, depressing as shit with inflation that's out of control. plus i never found a woman there anyway. i appreciate the reply tho.

>>58136862
>She lives 2 blocks away from me and I will continue passing her house on my regular walking route
just go hang out infront of her block until she comes out and then say hi. easy. she already gave you the sign. you just have to take the hint and take her and then give her the pp.

>>58136889
it's just a street and a sidewalk, would be weird as hell for me to just be standing on the sidewalk hanging out, I'd rather not scare her off

>>58136918
its not weird sir. stop overthinking thinks. embrace the chad. chad doesn't care. chad would go ring her bell right now and say hi.

>>58136253
What country?
Do u have money?
I'm a dating coach can take you out to meet women

>>58136253
At your age, you have a choice to make. You can be with a woman who you don't find attractive who will be with you for the "right" reasons. Or you can be with a woman you do find attractive but she will be with you for what you can "do" for her.
Idk about you, but if I'm your age or if i was ugly or fat or wierd I'm picking the second option every time hands down.

There's no point in crying and complaining about it because that would put you in the same boat as ugly fat feminist who refuse to accept that men put physical attraction above all else.

If your money is not right that should be your first priority. Your next priority is looking like money. Being flashy sends off the signal that you don't mind spending money. Get some expensive jewelry and expensive clothes. Perhaps hire a stylist. Or date a black woman and let her dress you and I say that unironically. At your age, women will expect you to pay some bills, buy expensive gifts, or at least show them a good time on dates.

>>58136957
Next priority is developing social skills. Even at your age you can do this, but it requires a fresh mindset unadulterated with ego. You must accept that you have been doing things wrong this whole time and that you are not "antisocial" or misanthropic because that is just a sour grapes type coping mechanism. You want to be social, you want to have friends, you want people to like you, but because you lack social skills your ego has defended you from that criticism through cope.

Starting now, begin to read between the lines. Begin to notice body language and other forms of nonverbal communication. Begin communicating nonverbally and stop thinking in terms of language. This is the fault of the autistic, they struggle to understand concepts outside of language. They need everything spelled out for them, because they struggle to "read between the lines". Many of them cope with their lack of perception by rationalizing their antisocial behaviour. "Other people are stupid, I'm so much smarter than everyone, thats why I can't relate to anyone!" Is a very common cope among autistics. Their ego prevents them from realizing that the opposite is true. They struggle to relate to people because normies have superior perception and understanding of the unwritten rules of communication and behaviour. I suspect this may be your issue. Drop the ego and you may yet become half a normie at your advanced age.

>>58136253
Im same age and every time I go to the beach there’s single girls chilling on the beach. They just sit there and you just walk by them and say hi. If they seem receptive just talk about how nice the day is for the beach. If they’re not you just keep walking. It’s that simple bro don’t overthink it.

>>58136966
i'm anti social but that doesn't mean i lack social skills. i can turn it on and act very sociably when i need to, but naturally i am an introvert and feel exhausted after prolonged social interactions. that's not something that will ever change. thanks for the help though i do appreciate it.

it's probably hopeless for us, OP. I think a lot of people are gonna just have to resort to AI girlfriends like bchan. It's probably not as fulfilling a real girl but at least they won't have a melty over you not liking their birthday gift or whatever

>>58136990
there's a beach nearby maybe i will give this a try sometime soon. i just find the beach boring as shit and feel lame just sitting there by myself. thanks.

yo /biz/ the fuck is a language exchange meetup event

>>58136957
>At your age, you have a choice to make. You can be with a woman who you don't find attractive who will be with you for the "right" reasons. Or you can be with a woman you do find attractive but she will be with you for what you can "do" for her.
jesus its not THAT over for OP yet
>Idk about you, but if I'm your age or if i was ugly or fat or wierd I'm picking the second option every time hands down.
gross bet youre all of those

>>58137021
meetup.com the website, for people who want to practice learning new languages with others.

>>58137020
So do the girls now imagine how excited they’d be to have someone cute to talk to (no homo). The best parts are that you know right away if they’re in good shape and you talking to them isn’t really interfering with their tanning. They gonna tan whether they talk to you or not.

>>58137020
You sound like a little overthinking bitch

>>58136966
Next is easily the most important step. You must put yourself within the same circles as women. Most women don't go out very often and only ever interact with people at work or at school. Being inside the same circle as a woman allows her to perceive your value in less superficial terms than if you were to meet that same women outside of her circle.

For instance, (and you may struggle to believe this if you have limited experience with women) did you know that you have a better chance of sleeping with a hot bartender as a bouncer making 15$/hr, than as her customer who obviously makes good money? Why is that?

Because you are outside of her circle, she can only perceive you superficially. The same could be said about dating site and matchmaking events. When you are within a woman's circle she will perceive you relative to other men within that circle. Lets say you work in a place that is mostly women. Because there are less men to compare you too, the women you work with will percieve you as being more attractive than you really are. Therefore, try to get involved in circles that are mostly women such as workout groups and photography groups, and workplaces such as restaurants, hotels, etc. these workplaces have the advantage of having both proportionally more woman and high turnover rate allowing you a steady stream of prospects.

>>58137058
true, ty fren

>>58136253
>Tinder and Hinge are useless
Heh sorry chud you should have known 10 years ago that tinder was only good -in that moment- and would become worthless later heheh better luck next incarnation cycle.

>>58136253

You would need to go out and throw yourself into any situation imaginable to try and talk/meet people. Depending on your social ability this can be easier to virtually impossible.

Basically it's too late to find someone that you could call your "true love". You're going to have to make far more sacrifice and lower your standards to make it work and have kids in a workable timeframe if you get a woman within 5 years of your age.

Unless of course you have a lot of money and are really handsome. If not, then you need to get out there immediately and will have to keep your standards low.

>>58136253
be happy you're single. the grass is not green on the other side:

>studied hard
>Have a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife at 25
>He is severe autist (you can't detect severe autism during pregnacy)
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive and destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet

>>58137054
I'm not going to say there's a lot of hope for you since you're posting for life advice on /biz/ and going to "language exchange meetup events" but you've also said you're bored by people which means there's is a glimmer of hope as long as you stop being an inverted faggot. if you feel like these people aren't interesting which can be the case, you're a faggot hanging out with other uninteresting faggots

Just use duolingo and go hit on foreign exchange retarded bitches at the bars. Become an alcoholic and be a very exaggerated and arrogant version of your self interests. Read the 48 laws of power. and if you can't do that and improve your situation then just accept the fact that you're not as interesting as you think you are, but rather a pessimist and accept the complacent lonliness.

>>58137104
Imagine planning your life around a warm hole

Pathetic

>>58137110
Oh I almost forgot if you wanna game genie this bitch bring your dog w you to the beach if you have one.

I apologize for all the attention you’re gonna get from girls they cant help themselves around doggos.

>>58136918
That would definitely be weird, being out in the open like that. I'd suggest breaking one of her car windows and hiding in her back seat.
When you do this you're also guaranteed to run into her. She may be a bit shocked or excited to see you again because she thought you were gone from her life forever, so it's best to break the ice with a joke. My go to is, "oh my God! What's the chances of running into you here?!"
Good luck fren

>>58137223
Literally the purpose of life and what drives every animal to do anything ever.

You don’t sound fun to be around

>>58137104
Also, notice that I am being very verbose. This is so that the autistic retards that browse this site can understand what i'm saying. Like I said, they struggle to understand concepts aren't thoroughly spelled out for them using written launguage.

In real life, this type of communication is not only really cringy and gay, its also extremely inefficient and a dead giveaway that you are not "normal". Normies can communicate much more efficently because they take into account nonverbal communication, thereby requiring less words.

As part of your journey in overcoming your autism, begin to communicate using less words. Simplify your sentences as much as you can. When dealing with women, speak as casually as you can. Use the least amount of energy required when speaking.

Your body language should be completely relaxed and at ease, as if you are confident you are in control of the situation. Allow her to do most of the talking. Ask questions that show you are actively listening and interested in what she is saying. Do not talk about yourself unless she asks you about it. Do not volunteer information that she has not requested. Do not ever brag. This shows insecurity. Be nonreactive in your facial expressions. Do not become passive agressive. If she is being passive agressive or rude, do not acknowledge it or allow it to phase you in anyway.

Lastly, always communicate nonverbally that you are the type of man that is used to dealing with women of her caliber. A woman's perception of a man's value is relative. Therefore you may affect a women's perception of you simply by having the genuine, if delusional, belief that you are a handsome sought after man that has been with many women at least as attractive as her. This is difficult to fake. Good luck autists. If you choose to ignore this advice, I leave you to your fate and wash my hands of this.

>>58136253
I'm the same age, I have a great wife but my social life is basically non-existent and the loneliness is insane. I don't drink anymore so going out to bars to meet fun new people isn't on my radar. Most people our age are too busy or are locked into their current lives for the most part. The only thing I have in my life that keeps me going are my solitary trips that I take by myself every few months. Walk around some new city or take a train somewhere and listen to music or a podcast.

Might be autistic or some shit but at this point it doesn't even matter.

>>58136957
>At your age, women will expect you to pay some bills, buy expensive gifts, or at least show them a good time on dates.
I'm not a loser, I have a solid job, I'm /fit/, have interesting hobbies, so I don't have to overcompensate by "buying expensive gifts" for my woman. She's with me because again, I'm not a loser. I straight up told her, my exact words "I'm an ACTUAL feminist, I believe in equality. I'm not buying you dinners except on special occasions like holidays or anniversaries, we split the bill and you can leave if you don't accept it." Of course she accepts, because I'm a fucking MAN.
Absolutely PATHETIC that "men" like you can only keep a woman by bribing her. Sometimes I forget how embarrassing other people's lives are.

>>58137249
kek good idea

>>58137263
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>>58136957
Well all your other advice is legitimately great, read the first post about buying a woman expensive gifts and I went on a tangent. I've had more success being straight up with women about finances and I firmly stand behind it, women hate men that act like doormats constantly buying them "gifts."
Otherwise a great guide to women.

>>58137424
That's good for you bro but im being realistic. Most of the people that browse this site are fat, unattractive, short, poor, old, wierd, creepy, autistic, etc. I've never tricked off on a female but women find my personality attractive which simply cannot be said for the majority of this board. And no offense bro but I would bet my favorite watch that you're wife is unattractive. Of course you can get an unattractive women to follow your program thats the easiest shit in the world. But if you think a man with disadvantages I listed is gonna get an attractive (keyword: attractive as in 8,9, or 10) 20 yr old at the age of 35 without doing something monetarily you even dumber than your wife is ugly. Again i'm not trying to be offensive i genuinely would bet money that your wife is unattractive.

>>58137510
Disregard my previous comments about your partner I got the feeling from your response that perhaps you were compensating for something I apologize. I agree that simping is atrocious and simps deserve to lose everything. But there is a BIG difference between simping and tricking. A trick knows what the deal is and therefore cannot fall in love or be manipulated by a woman. If I am an unattractive 40 yo man and the only way I could date hot young women is through tricking then guess what bro. Ima go head and trick. Thats all I meant bro.

this thread is so homosexual, not like that's a bad thing, but it is gay

>>58137699
Stop pretending like homosexuality doesn't disgust you.
It's a bad thing and you have been brainwashed by the media to make you think there's nothing wrong with fucking a poop hole for the sole purpose of satiating your lustful desires.

I can't think of anything lower than that, to be honest.

Use Tinder (and don't be ugly). That's how I met my wife.

>>58137717
>putting a ring on a Tinder ho

Lol

>>58136253

YouTube RSDTyler

Watch his videos

Things will get better

>>58137714
All I'm saying is that, look, I'm not even gay, but after reading this thread, all I can think about is an orgy of dudes giving advice to other dudes, while buttfucking. the top person's like, "yeah bro like if you're like in their in-group status doesn't matter as much broo", just out of breath buttfucking

>>58136818
Trump, Hitler, Candyman, and the $1 black guy. The blacker black guy btw.

Let's roll boys.

>>58136818
5 hitlers

>>58137762
If a conversation between two people makes you think of hard dicks thrusting in and out of lubricated buttholes whilst balls are bouncing against balls as a pool of precum and regular cum is collecting underneath then I'm afraid you might be gay bro.

>>58136253

BIG AIRDROP

https://twitter.com/BrainTolivl/status/1771035832461226207

>>58137762
"I'm not even gay"
"all I can think about is an orgy of dudes"

I got bad news for you bro. But on a real note anyone whos ever been around a bunch of masculine men like at a blue collar job site or in the military would know that this is all dudes talk about. The fact you think giving advice about how to get laid is gay shows that you have never had a fellow bro pull your coat. As in put you up on game. As in give you beneficial advice stemming from life experience.

I will agree that most pua type advice is cringey simply for the fact that most of it is purposefully misleading because the pua in question is trying to sell a book or a course or a coaching session. In other words, selling a get laid quick scheme

>>58136253
Pick up an instrument like the accordion and play shit from SpongeBob, various sea shanties, some renditions from Metallica and Iron Butterfly and gauge into other songs that would song cool.

Play at a street or area that's busy in a Friday or Saturday night.
And gauge further into people's nostalgia.

There you go, you just got attention from impressionable Zoomer chicks that like SpongeBob and can leverage that.

Make sure you look good as well

>>58136359
>cobra
Unless that's a 1967 Shelby Cobra, that ain't a flex.

>>58136592
Is that your face?

>>58137762
Just lower your standards and date an uggo.

>>58136475
being a gymcel is retarded beyond some basic machines and swiming, and the guy reacting to the video is a retard that eats raw meat

>>58136818
10 Köksal Babas

Go to bars you fucking retard. Half the people are women, they are everywhere.

>>58137937
Or a fitness gym class. Literally all women. Helps if you’re fit too.

>>58137259
No way I'd hang out with you homos anyway

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>>58137259
Is a rapist honorable in your eyes then? He has fulfilled the prerogative which you hold so sacrosanct.

>>58136253
those meetup groups are fucking terrible
literally filled with the most basic, shit people you can imagine

i'm in the same boat, you need to push yourself to go out, just make a goal like go to a bar 2x a week, have a beer, and if a girl catches your eye shoot your shot. helps a lot if you can pick up on social cues like eye contact

otherwise join local classes for shit like pottery or painting or wine tasting or whatever, you need a few friends to get into events to make more

and ofc dont be poor or look like shit, sounds like as an immigrant you are probably below avg

finally, you're old enough where internations may be worth a try, go to the free one and just ask the event organizers if you can come, fuck paying, in my experience its mostly foreign diplomatic people 35-45 years old

>>58137956
Everyone there is old but I guess so is OP

>>58137937
No, lmao.

>>58137937
Human women don't even do it for me, ever since that heavily modded playthrough of Skyrim in 2020 when I was laid off and had nothing else to do but play vidya I want to marry an argonian. I want to explore her deepest fathoms.

>>58137926
Bench, squat and deadlift are all you need. Those three hit almost all your muscles. I got a squat rack, bar and bench and haven't been to the gym since, I'm in way better shape too.

For cardio I go outside and touch grass for an hour.

>>58138012
>go to a bar
So the only way to meet a girl is to be a degenerate alcoholic?

>>58138080
no, but its the fastest and easiest, plus sounds like you could use some alcohol to gain social skills

plus believe it or not, a good amount of non-trash girls go to bars every now and then, it's THE place in western society where you go to socialize whenever

>>58138117
Nah, sounds gay, bars are stinky and gay af.

>>58136818
Elliot, Soulja, and either Young Thug or Hitler (tough choice!)

>>58138008
This is a prime example of what I was talking about. Observe the autist. Because he can only think in terms of language, he easily misunderstands others. Here he is replying to a post describing the objective purpose of a life form, which is to survive and procreate, which through various mechanisms is responsible for all of a life forms subjective desires such as social status, financial status, companionship, and intimacy. In other words all of a person's decisions are directly or indirectly influenced by their biological desire to survive and procreate.

He has misunderstood it as "the meaning of life is to have sex". He then makes a nonsensical comparison of of someone who consciously makes decisions to better his chances of achieving his subjective desires which stem from his objective goal of surviving and procreating, to a rapist.

To top it all off, he uses words that to him are impressive to showcase his "intellect" not only giving him away as an autist, but making his inability to understand anything thats not explicitly spelled out obvious. He probably wrote that post smugly thinking to himself how intelligent and witty he is without realizing that to everyone else he looks incredibly stupid.

This is how all autists look. To themselves, they think they are too intelligent to be able to communicate effectively with those dumb normies. To the normies, the autist appears to be too stupid to realize just how stupid they are. Take this as a wakeup call to observe yourself objectively and not to assume that normies are less intelligent than you. Perhaps they know something that you don't.

>>58136253
1. Fix your antisocial issues. Get good at being social. That usually involves having a modicum of self-esteem, self-respect, self-awareness, and a general state of well being. You should be able to be dropped in to a social situation and at least have some sort of "draw" to you. No one wants to be around an antisocial person, so fix that.
2. Talking to women without a "wing man" is an absolute fucking nightmare, but I respect you for trying by going to the language exchange meetup. Predictably, as you said, it turned out to be shit. That is not going to typically be a place where the "cool" people will be consistently which means you would need even more luck than usual to run into anyone noteworthy there. The whole idea was a mess in the first place, but at least you tried, so good for you on that.
3. You need to start slow and just make friends or you need to be a professional lone wolf. You need to ooze fucking cool which isn't easy to do, so make friends.
4. You sound desperate and desperate people are low tier. You need to fix that and that isn't easy to do honestly.
5. You recognize online dating is trash. That's a point in your favor in some respects, but it also means you need to be a smooth operator face to face, but you say you're antisocial...

For women it's really looks/style, social status, charisma in conversation, and money/financial stability. Assuming you aren't ugly, out of shape, or wearing stuff that makes you look like you're still in high school, then you need to work on your social skills/charisma. Unfortunately, that's hard because the easy answer is "you just go do it and build experience bro!" but in reality there's more to it. It's a perspective, a way of seeing the world, how you carry yourself and being desperate or antisocial is like the antithesis of it. If you get your social skills down and you have all the other aspects down, you can scoop up women pretty much anywhere.

>>58138225
>just be good looking with social status, charisma and money bro

>>58138008
Here's another takeaway, which may be difficult for some of you to grasp, and could serve as a good example of "reading between the lines".

He replies with passive aggression stemming from the umbrage he took from his mistaken interpretation of the post he was replying to. In other words, he got mad cuz he thought the other post was implying the meaning of life is to have sex.

To a normie or to anyone who can read between the lines the implication is obvious. His frustrated reply must stem from an inability to get laid; that if the meaning of life is to have sex, that would make him a failure. This is obvious from his tone as well as the comparison he made. In a mad dash to protect himself from criticism and self reflection, his ego searched through his mental database to find an example of someone who has had sex, but would be deemed a worse specimen than himself i.e a rapist.

This again shows his lack of intellect. His real point, which I'm not sure even he knew, is that because a rapist has had sex, sex must not be that important or desirable. To justify his incompetency, he mentally copes by drawing up examples of someone who is better than him in one aspect, but worse in every other way. This is akin to a normie putting down a autist for getting a good score on a math test by saying "thats all your good at". In that example the normie feels superior to the autist but when confronted by evidence to the contrary, becomes defensive. The autist in this situation feels superior to normies, but when confronted with evidence to the contrary he becomes defensive and starts coping.

The autistic persons lack of intellect and perception combined with their cringey and misplaced superiority complex explains why normies are so intolerable of them and frequently ostracize them.

>>58137890
>implying a '67 would have a key fob
Poorfags are so retarded it's unreal

>>58138323
>implying a '67 would have a key fob
I was implying that the key you're holding is to a used $23k mustang with a different logo. And somehow you think it's a flex.

I'm richer than you, I drive a Honda Accord. Literally cost more than a mustang. And also every rich person drives an Accord at one point in their life. Mustangs are literally sports cars for poors.

>>58138355
>I was implying that the key you're holding is to a used $23k mustang
Sorry retard, you literally said "Unless that's a 1967 Shelby Cobra" and are now just digging a deeper hole.

>>58138225
i ooze cool

>>58138398
I'm not impressed that you got yourself into 23k debt for a shitty used 2016 sports car.

A 1967 Shelby Cobra would be more impressive because there are only 1500 left. Still retarded to take on debt for it though.

You look like trailer trash, that's why I assume.

>>58136253
>>>/adv/

>>58138438
Oh no! the guy
( >>58138033 )
who got fired, plays video games, and jokes about marrying video game characters isn't impressed, whatever will I do!

>>58136253
>same old boring ass questions. I met some friendly people but it's all so superficial.
Classic sign of social retardism when people say things like that

Luckily that's good news for you, because you can easily learn to improve on small talk and conversation

Think of it like the healthy person's gateway into trust and thereby deeper conversations
Normal healthy people do not immediately launch into deep intimate topics or have sensitive, vulnerable conversations with people they've just met (who might very well be sociopathic assholes)
Normal people use small talk as a necessary prerequisite to get comfortable and build nascent trust with a person
Treat smalltalk like exercise and start doing it in little ways with people around you, like coworkers
Remember: the success condition is not that it goes "well" (a subjective judgement on your part) but that you get through the interaction

Also always remember the words of a wise man by the name of Sam Hyde: (paraphrased) "if you want someone who's going to be just like you, what you want is a MAN"

>>58136253
shit's fucked, i'm just getting a filipina mail order bride and calling it a day

Will take rich retar under wing and teach how to not be lonely or sperg 4 pay- includes guys nights out, gym lessons, fighting lessons, you can ride my motorcycle and ill take you on hunting trips. The secret is, after all that, you’ll be so happy alone that you’ll attract women.

>>58136359
What's your morning skincare routine ?

>>58136552
Think about dying alone. That worked for me.

>>58136629
>protip when you have a gf then more girls want you. its weird but its true.
Because they don't really know what they want, but if someone else wants it then they too want it.

>>58136808
>when I have a gf many other girls always come and when I don't have a gf it's actually hard to meet. fucked up.
Kinda like how friends are cheap-asses when you are broke, but when you have money in your pocket they somehow want to buy you everything

>>58136253
>I'm 35 and I feel like I have very little time left.

lmao so what have you been doing for the past 20 years?

>>58136359
bro i hit the gym a couple times a week most times and carry big and never had an issue getting women without even trying and yes i drive a 25 year old ford pickup and make $74,000/yr

>be eight year old me
>mom gives some advice
>"Women love a man with a good job."
>"Just focus on your career and women will come to you."
>literally design my entire life around this advice
>study hard all the way through school
>never go to any school dances
>too busy with extracurriculars to look good for college applications
>slammed with homework during college
>never go to any parties
>graduate
>working insane 60-80 hour weeks to get ahead
>no time to meet people and dating apps don't work
>fast forward to today
>almost 30
>balding
>burnt out and exhausted
>all alone with zero prospects
>working myself to death to get a wife that never appeared
The worst part was that she blew up at me today when I told her that was bad advice.

>>58139447
hope this is pasta
might be real

>>58139502
IT'S FUCKING REAL

Why do only older women ever hit on me? I'm 25 and even just today, I was at a bar and a 60+ year old woman was flirting with me big time and kissing my hand and stuff. My friend's 50s aunt drunkenly molested my dick at a christmas party (which I enjoyed)
But it's always older women, why don't women my age find me attractive? I don't want to fuck saggy grandmas

>>58136680
who would do that? go on the internet and tell lies?

>>58137196
oh look its this copy pasta again

>>58136253
speed dating works pretty well but you gotta lock in a 2nd date the same day, right after the event

met my gf of 8 years in college
if we ever break up i have no idea where i would find a new one tbqhwy

>>58139596
You are probably attractive but younger women pick up on you being autistic spaz and avoid you. Older women are more like men in that they really only care how you look so being autistic is a non-factor to them, they also come from a more socially forgiving era which plays a role in it I think.

>t. Handsome autist

>>58137104
Good advice anon, I work in building maintenance for a school district and have to essentially beat women off with a monkey wrench