/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for gaysex

second for I'm gay

First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Huge Visa W and banks L

>hes never been with a black woman
Ngmi

>Just a reminder that this last run down towards earnings from $15.88 before today's pop was an attempt at making today look like a big win for a profitable Gamestop. It isn't. It's a return to where we were 3 weeks ago before they shorted the stock with 10M synthetics that appeared on Interactive Brokers' borrow desk. And that's only interactive brokers.
>I did my part--I personally purchased 409 shares of those synthetics, and I've got enough cash in my account to make it 410 tomorrow and start the DRS process for them (I'll fuckin' do it again!). I just came on to say that our 52-week high of $27.65 came from the possibility of a profitable quarter last year. We had spikes leading up to earnings announcements around March and June of last year as we saw basically break-even earnings.
>Now we'll see profitability. You think that's worth a mere 15% bump to $15, HALF where it was at the possibility of profitability!? HELL no. Hold the fucking line. Shorty must pay.
>BUY. HODL. BOOK DRS. VOTE. SHOP. SHARE.

There has to be a play to make money off the bridge collapse. There is probably going to be a fat contract in repairing, rebuilding, scrapping, and future-proofing this thing. Thoughts?

>>58157115
you bought calls right anon?

I gave my boss my notice today. Leaving on april 5th and i notice in our talk he said this is 1 and a half weeks.

This is just pettyness right? I’m giving it to him tuesday morning too.

>>58157125
The answer is almost always oil.

>>58157125
Priced in already, Baltimore companies are already heavily shorted

>>58157125
Is long Nike to play off the bridge collapse. It’s Baltimore so clearly some blacks on city counsel will be receiving a kickback which in turn will be spent on shoes probably

>>58157133
>This is just pettyness right?
yes

MSFT sirs wtfwt

How much longer before they have that bridge back to normal?

>>58157131
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

>>58157111
Half of them turn out to be men so I quit flirting with them.

>>58157096
What?

>>58157145
Yea that what I figured, dumb fuck put me on a PIP. What was he expecting.

>>58157159
what do you call a woman with 2 black eyes?
>a bad listener
What do you call a woman with 1 black eye?
>a quick learner

>>58157169
Visa was dealt a win when they settled at the expense of banks and their credit card rewards

Just finished a 4 mile roon
Markets can start pumping now

why?? What justified this movement

>>58157181
kek i like this one, unfortunately you're not the gme baggie.

>>58157190

>>58157156
Hey baggot, are you making any plays on GME?

>>58157085
>>58157183
>>58157213
BUY REDDIT BUY BUY BUY

>>58157219
Please take this down I had yet to have my coffee that morning.

VIX at 12.

The Reddit crash will be glorious

>>58157249

>>58157125
Feel free to roll the die
HOT
ACS
PSN
LGTO
FLR

The whole month of April (2024) will be one of massive up days for the S&P 500.

>>58157249
It won't crash. lol
Clown world pretty much dictates that in a few years, Reddit will be among a small number of enterprises constituting "the whole economy."

>bought NVDA at open today

>>58157159
>>58157207
gme baggie? I could never, I just buy calls and my portfolio goes uppie uppie up!

Im financially frustrated

Im financially ruined

I thought I was posted in /smg/ but I accidentally got routed to the GME thread by fiends... my post --->

>>58157281

>>58157159
A Brazilian man walks into a bar. He can't afford anything, so he leaves.

Mein leben.

So when's the squeeze bros?

>>58157190
Is this an apple watch screenshot?

>>58157346
squeeze dez nutz

>>58157381
No homo

CSPI is fucking tanking

>djt
Just learned of this
Holy shit will this be the market proxy for meme magic surrounding Trump

I’m so fucking down

VIX COMPUTER

soxl sisters....

>DJT is outperforming RDDT
maybe GME will save predditors

DJT? sumimasen, wakarimasen.

BACON NEGROS UNDER yang

How do you analyse a company?

I copy over the information from the income statement, balance sheet, and cash flow statement into Excel and then play around with it. Do you also do something similar?

>>58157472
Uh oh, gme mentioned, it's time for you to go back!!!

>>58157485
It's about wish fulfillment. You can will your stocks to go up
Be careful about not losing your purpose while you make money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

>>58157485
i dont analyze companies because the quality of their balance sheet is already priced in. higher risks means reduced prices.

>>58157485
Well you could use the 10-k if you really wanted to dig.

I would like to take a short-dated position in SMCI sirs. Put spread?

>>58157532
I take the data from the 10-K or 10-Q.

This is your last chance to get out of the market.

>>58157482
>>58157472
If anybody is going to complain about e-thots having simp armies ever again, they should be shot on the spot.

>>58157559
Where's that faggot that's always talking about nigger, jews and NATGAS? Fuckin loser isn't talking now.

any tickers for $2.46

>>58157559

I feel like nothing ever happens

best indicator to tell me when the crab is crabbing? medium term period relative to ~20 candles

>>58157576
Not voting for Trump but will happily make money along the way and you should too

get rdy tltbros

>>58157559
What's up with UPS today?

>>58157577
I am not him, I don't know why people in theses threads trade Nat gas

>>58154196
>vore in /smg/
surprising, but don't mind.
>>58157564
qrd? macron do something stupid?
>>58157581
FCEL

>>58157576
it's not as much about longing DJT as it is about taking premiums from people with TDS.

>>58157485
I honestly and truthfully expect that this guy's (and Mungers) fortune was 95% built on insider information and gut feeling.
It's a near impossibility to "win" 99% of the time throughout your whole life AND get bailed out the one time out of a 100 you don't win by looking over data everybody else has access too as well.
Buffet and Munger are/were the kings of insider info and gut feeling.

If they weren't, economic analysis would be a solved game by now and there would be winners only.

>>58157602
I think its the volatility along with the meme magic brapping thing.

I hate these fuckers like you wouldnt believe

>people whose entire lives revolve around the markets can't pick a single good play
the number one mistake is not betting big enough, not taking enough risk

you need to take extreme risk

>>58157524
>Be careful about not losing your purpose while you make money
This is the one concern I have about being dialed into the markets, if you're not careful, you'll neglect was really important in life. How to you all mentally check out of a market mindset?

>>58157726
this, unless you are 60+, shit even then if you havent made it yet, go all in. you literally have nothing to lose. if you hit your geriatric years under-geared, you lose.

>>58157739
I own VT and BNDW

>>58157739
You literally can't. I own so many stocks and assets and I'm still not happy.

Is there any explanation as to why /smg/ has been so quiet (and shit) the past two days?
It's noticeably different (and more shit).

/biz/sissies RDDT is pumping again...

>LLAP
>LUNR

>>58157758
>"You're missing out on the company that's never made money"
Cool

>>58157628
Bullshit
What insider info?
Buying Sees candy?

>>58157742
that's when you start cooking meth for bikers

Shorts be cautious of what will wash out as a backtest on higher timeframes. Just pay attention to your positions.

>>58157581
TWKS, SFIX

>>58157618
V I X

C
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P
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>>58157775
>What insider info?
;^)

>>58157756
Short week. But i have a feeling bobo just got royally heemed.

On a day where I make a lot of money like today, it's always so tempting to just take a huge position in something else to "keep it going". Really takes losing a few times to learn to stop yourself.

how did this happen?

>>58157485
I look at their annual investor presentation. If I'm impressed I'll then look at debt, margins, PE, and cash flow. If all that looks good I'll buy. I don't have good exit criteria but I only look for things I can hold for 1+ years do I get long term tax status.

>there's literally thousands of "stock" bloggers, podcasters, analysts
and they're all more broke than you

>>58157807
Sees Candy was one of his famous genious aquisitions.
You think he had insider info?
He literally bought it from the owners, as he did alot of his companies.
How would he have more "insider info" than the owners themselves.
Total bullocks.

>>58157851
are you a boomer or just some poor millennial thats never saw disney world ?

I am financially bored

>>58157485
I find a negative or non-positive piece on seekingalpha and read the comments. If the comments are also negative it's an avoid. If the comments are positive it's a buy. It's a kind of reverse Pascal's wager.

Just bought tsla puts, am I gonna make it

>>58157851

imagine the dissociative effect of being a broke "money guy"

>>58157756
Take a seat and let me explain son.

these generals suck on crab days.

>>58157792
Never. Covering.
(except possibly before Friday because EVERY market is closed)

yawn

:stopmusic:

>>58158007

>>58157291
But I bought puts for 1 month out ..

>>58158027
I sold puts one month out

>Place buy order
>Fill
>Instant dump
Why does this keep happening to me

uh apparently the BBC boat caught fire and exploded
sad! many baltimoreans will die now :(

>>58158064
Everything is pointing to complete and total economic collapse.

Descending a mountain is more dangerous than the ascent.

>>58158076
Thats just maga republican fudsense. We just hit a new all time high. Black people are freeer than hell. And lest we forget:
>AI

I'll cover my shorts when Joe Biden is out of office.
That gay nigger from outer space is working for the Chinese to destroy America.

DJT

>>58158111
that's when you're supposed to be short. do you hate money?

>>58158046
What price?maybe you sold to me :)

>>58158163
$60P for $8.50 each.

when will the crabbing stop? what's taking ((them)) so long to decide between pink or green?

Dump into close today..

>He isn't supporting American hero Donald J. Trump against the deep state by buying $DJT

Care to explain yourselves? You aren't a communist pinko, right?

>>58158196
untrue
my concentrated power of will say big green dildos in tho near future

>>58158084
That's true and it's not because the actual mechanics of climbing down are more dangerous. It's because people use too much of their time, energy, resources to make the summit. If they ran it too thin, and they often do, now it's dark, now the storm is blowing in, now you're out of supplementary oxygen, now your hands and feet and frostbitten you can't feel them, altitude sickness is making you feel like a god and there your corpse will stay on that mountain as a warning to other climbers who won't heed it.

>>58157863
Im not even american
But I dont like disrespecting great people
It pisses me off

>>58158199
he supports israel

is it smart to cover half my position at 1:1 and let the other ride

>>58158194
I bought $25 for 0.05 :)

>>58158146
When Trump comes back he's going to save America.
That's how the story goes you retarded nigger ape.

>>58158194
That's an interesting thing to do... Selling an ITM put
Why do that instead of say selling OTM puts?

>>58157769
I hold both but not enough

>>58158217
We all do.

>>58158257
LUNR cuck here, sold it off, will buy back in after it crashes 10% later this week

>>58158283
Based

>And this tivoli ride is called "a blind guy talking about colours 8 hours a day for 50 years"

what should I buy before close lads
i already have amd and soxl

uneventful day

>>58158306
XXXX

>>58157576
DJT to the moon!!!!!!!

Just went to SBUX
There was hardly anyone there... like 2 customers. Is SBUX going out of business?
On the way back, I saw a duck do a sick-ass water landing in the river. Then I fed a bit of my croissant to a crow and now we're friends apparently. He's my only friend.

>>58158252
Sorry nvm

>>58158252
check the price

just going to leave this here

What do you guys think about a $11p on Ford for 4/12?

HE JUST SAID JIFS
NOT GIFS
BUT JIFS
ON LIVE TV
WHAT A MORON

>>58158342
Yes it's run by liberal Washington faggots and nobody wants it.

>>58157353
Its a screenshot of a widget for the apple stocks app on my apple iphone

>>58158342
I don't even understand how Starbucks is even a stock. It's just a coffeeshop. They sell shitty coffee. It's like some guy with a gumball vending machine route being a tradeable stock

buy gme right the fuck now if you want to make the easiest money of your damn life. moass is beings after hours.

>>58158386
i often prounce github as jithub and everyone laughs at me because of stupid fucking gifs

>>58158445
GME fucking dies after ever earnings call.
You are suppose to buy GME like a week before earnings and sell the day before earnings

>>58158445
I'm just going to scalp it during earnings rather than buying options beforehand. I'm shorting by the way

>>58158445
sus
what if they pull the rug on the after hours?

>>58158375
/smg/ Rabbihood babbys can't trade OTC stocks since their broker doesn't support it

>>58158450
>not calling it >jizzhub

o bros, when we slurping?

CRASH THE MARKET ALREADY

ITS GONE UP 30% NONSTOP IN ONE DIRECTION FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

YOUR BEING GREEEDY!!
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEDY

>>58158520
it will crash once you buy Mr. topsignal

>>58158478
No but we can trade DJT and crush a 5 figure profit unlike fuckin' Schwab nerds

>CRASH THE MARKET ALREADY
>
>ITS GONE UP 30% NONSTOP IN ONE DIRECTION FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>
>YOUR BEING GREEEDY!!
>GREEEEEEEEEEEEEDY

>>58158199
I bought DWAC on friday for $38 and sold for $41.5 thinking I made a good trade

>>58158520
henlo?
plz don't crash market
money line will go down if market crashes

>>58158520
gme earnings is literally today so all bulls are going to get BTFO

The S&P is currently trading in a broad 2 point range :|

>>58158375
>They are going to print shares to buy 24000 bitcoins
>random business from peru
why would this cause this shitstock to pump?

>>58158558
it had $1m marketcap before pump. Perfect target for pump n dumpers.

>>58158544
>>58158536
>>58158520
Not everything is going to have massive swings all the time, you know that right? You know that's healthy? Anon?

Market volume has been really low the past week. Hope you guys are ready for a gap

>>58158573
but printing stock to buy bitcoins doesn't increase the value of their market cap...
So this is just a pump and dump. If anything, it's bullish for bitcoin stocks.

I want this gay nigger market to go down.

>>58158520
You missed the crash a year ago idiot.

Time to pump.

Am I really gonna buy GME before the close....

>>58158630
do it. if you bought yesterday you would already be up big. don't even think about it logically, just fucking buy. it will be the best decision of your life.

>>58158603
>gay nigger market

tell me you missed the dip without telling me

>>58158558
>>random business from peru
everything about this company is shady. i think they just bought the name of that old company and have absolutely nothing to do with them.

>>58158536
Stop fighting the doom bull.

SHE JUST QUESTIONED LIVE ON AIR WHY THERE WERE SO FEW VEHICLES AT THAT TIME OF NIGHT - IS SHE INFERRING A POSSIBLE INSIDER JOB?!?!?

Buy more V or AMZN?

>Another crab day
reeee

WHY ISNT NVDA AND MSFT GREEN WTF?????????????? ITS IT OVER???????

>>58158630
degenerate

>stock goes up 5%
>bank downgrades stock
>stock goes down 5%
I fucking hate them bros

>LUNR
>LLAP
>ROOT
my meme stonks doing good

>>58158673
it's overpriced. anyone buying now is fucking retarded.

>>58158124
I call. I sold a NVDA to buy some Donny Jay, and put the remaining change into an MF as usual. BUD was because Goddamn Shane Gillis.

>>58158643
We didnt dip yet.
The dip is when SPX goes to 2800.

>>58158695
>NVDA not even $1000
>still less market cap than Apple
>over priced

>>58158707
it's going back to 300. i might buy some then.

>>58158706
oh god that would mean it has to crash 70-80% from it's top in 2025

>DJT is already marked as hard to borrow by fidelity

does that mean it's already shorted a fuckton and can potentially squeeze or is it because it's a new listing.

Going to shop. If I come back to a red portfolio I'll start shooting.

>>58158630
>>58158642
will need more than one pos8tive year of earnings to make big gains, but you will have a better average than most gme baggies
>>58158452
this is pretty solid, but the funcostore is destined for crab

>>58158679
Sometimes to make it, you gotta swim with the stream (NVDA). Just don't be the last one out the door.

I'll throw in $500 what the hell.

>RUM +20%
wow

>>58158695
>overpriced
most overused term in the recent time

>stocks mooning with insane P/E ratios
>dog coins mooning
>fucking RDDT mooning
>whatever the fuck Trump is IPOing also mooning with insane valuation
>MSTR, a company that borrows money to buy worthless internet money is mooning
I wonder if this is what it felt like during the dotcom bubble. As in, it feels like I'm living in an insane asylum, but if everyone seems insane to me, maybe I'm the insane one?

>>58158746
understandable. good luck anon

>>58158751
>I wonder if this is what it felt like during the dotcom bubble
Not even close (yet).

Haven't coomed in 2 weeks. Not necessarily horny but it feels like something's missing in my life now desu.

>>58158758
Thanks fren, already had a good day so I'll gamble a bit.

>>58158750
it has a mcap off 2.4 TRILLION and it's revenue isn't sustainable at all. ai is a bubble and it will pop violently.

>>58158774
that's how you get testicular torsion.

>>58158780
so what? The leather jacket man said AI is a $100 trillion market

>>58158445
You know what, anon? I like your style. All in.

>>58158420
the secret sauce is hundreds of millions of dollars that people give them for "gift cards" that they can use for whatever and you get a gold star on your app

>>58158747
>Unprofitable company.
>x25 sales.
Wow.

I didn't even notice D-Wave Quantum reports this week. I know there's a few anons here who hold them. I might buy a thousand shares to see what's up

>>58158445
I've got 1000 shares. I'm at the bank, about to withdraw all of it...

>>58158751
Dot com was worse. Home internet with user friendly OS and web browsers made for an obvious growth play that everyone understood. Money absolutely piled on from all sides all the time as hard as possible. It was a much more clear and tantalizing sale to the masses than AI is currently. AI is very valuable but it's not as easy for mommy daddy sara and billy to understand why.

>>58158520
HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>58158830
>Unprofitable company.
People still complain about this?

>>58158881
>who tf is sara
Its billy and mandy

>>58158896
he was talking about rates you stupid nigger

>>58158901
Free money loans arent available outside of private credit

>>58158453
>I'm shorting by the way
RIP dumbass.
>>58158630
Do it faggot.

>>58158881
>>58158751
The dotcom shit was so large you have shit like Intel that can literally never go up because every time it moves up people sell to break even from multiple decades ago

>>58158923
Red on every chart. Shorts are printing.

IT'S THAT TIME
FOR YOU TO GET ON THE FLOOR
NOW MOVE THAT BODY
AND SHOW ME YOU WANT SOME MORE

https://youtu.be/h4F9oZ0NINc

>>58158722
Its never going back to 30

Ever ever. I would stake everything i own on that statement. Thats like asking IBM to go back to $2.00

>>58158923
Just shorted double. Keep talking smart guy

>>58158907
Did I stutter?

>>58158935
Nobody is holding intel since 1999 man.

Nobody

>>58158972
stock dilution the company

>>58158853
I have $4k into QBTS. This is completely a long term moonshot gamble, i don’t even know how they make money

>>58158958
Bro, why would you short a stock that's as notorious for burning short sellers as GME? Just leave it be if you're bearish on it.

>>58159000
Companies have to make money now? Oh god I have to rebalance my folio.

>>58159006
>that's as notorious for burning short sellers as GME
huh?
It was one time, many years ago.
If you literally shorted at any point between that event, and now, you would be in the green, it has done nothing but go down.

GME is still a thing, huh?

>>58159018
your finna get btfo

>>58159006
Dude short sellers have made bank these last two years on gme

>>58159025
finna gonna be 2 more weeks bro

>>58158751
>e's doubting 'is sanity?
>oui
>continue ze dump

I'm out of DBZ cornslop

>>58159016
>Companies have to make money now?
Whoa whoa whoa there anon, let's not get carried away now

Why the FUCK are the prices of cocoa going up so damn much, the hell?

>>58159000
Yeah, it's nothing more than a gamble for sure. It wouldn't be a bad set and forget for a few years. Whispers of quantum computing have been in articles and on the web for a few years now.

Problem is I always trim my positions for options money. I sold all my CLS to go full steam ahead in SMCI. I can see why disciplined investors make it in the long term.

>>58159067
I'm coo coo for cocoa puffs

>>58157833
If they have any methods that make profit consistently, they wouldn't be wasting their time talking or writing about it unless they're making a living out of scamming fools into buying their services.

please, god, drill DJT to 60 eod.

>>58158390
>>58158420
>>58158342
No one wants to pay money to have a fag give them a cup of poison. They were able to coast a while on a kind of fashion/signaling/marketing thing but that's over now.

>>58159018
Dude, the majority of their shorts were opened at sub $6 pre split, with an SI of 226%, how the fuck can you close a position like that without the price escaping into the thousands? That's right, you CANNOT, unless you cheat which is why they shut down the buy button when they did. Thomas Peterffy admitted so and cried about it on live television.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_TPYuIRVfew&pp=ygUSVGhvbWFzIHBldGVyZnkgZ21l

Just close your position and stay out of the way.

why redeem NVDA filthy benchods?

>>58159110
bro 2 more weeks for the moass

>>58159110
Record fund profit month after month. Baggots think those shorts matter. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

POWER HOUR

shorting nvidia seems pretty tempting ngl

>>58159118
>>58159110
I feel like the GME short dynamic isn't nothing but it's also not that big a deal. Just another weird thing in the market that is probably priced in and will fuck you in some way you haven't thought about yet.

>>58158751
>As in, it feels like I'm living in an insane asylum, but if everyone seems insane to me, maybe I'm the insane one?
For what it's worth, you're not alone anon.

>>58159132
If I were going to short tech I'd short Apple but I don't have the margin right now.

>>58159130
seems more like redeem hour

>>58158681
>Pbr goes to 14.50
>Gets upgraded, goes to 15
>Drops back to 14.50
These Brazilian oil bears can fuck off

it's our time now

WHAT THE FUCK WASTHAT

Fuckin' NVDA, was oversold at the top. High premiums that just crab and burn. Fuckin selling that shit tomorrow, this is the top.

>>58159152
Nope. its green evening

>>58159157
what stock are you going to buy with your realized gains so I can buy in first

>>58159148
POWER 26 MINUTES

>>58159169
soxl

im losing everything

54% of my life savings are in NVDA.

>Buy call
>Whole market immediately tanks
God dammit.

What's going on with SBB D, saw a post about it earlier today, it's just a Swedish housing company, but it's up 11%

>>58159191
why'd you do that

>>58159207
It looked very cheap!

How long after the market closes do I need to wait for GME salt?

>>58159190
>put £10 into NVDA at open today as my first non-index
>lost 20p so far
I'm so fucked bros

Honestly what good is wealth if I can't find a single pair of comfortable smart casual pants for work.

I mean can we really be sure that it happened...?

>>58159211
thanks for making it cheaper, I guess

>>58159216
A few decades until they die out. I'm guessing 3-4 max depending on goyslop intake could be as little as 1.5-2 decades.

>>58159218
State and Liberty

Trolled hard.

>>58159136
That's a risk I accepted long ago with this play, I have the rest of my working life to recover, I can always get a better job. My point is that if you're shorting GME, then your statement about getting fucked is an understatement. It is entirely possible that shorts will get fucking HEEMED, but that remains to be seen. It's just not worth it.

>>58159218
Have you tried Uniqlo?

I just got off the phone with John Gamestop. Earnings will be bad.

>>58159182
>no /smg/ meme stocks
Where is your laac? your siga? grnd? recursion?

NIGGERS
got about 10k worth of DJT, WHAT AM I IN FOR ?

Interest rates are gong the wrong direction. WTF is even happening? Is it the dollar getting stronger?
>>58159226
Lol.

>>58159263
What does gamestop even do? people dont actually buy games there do they? I just fitgirl my games with the fake signatures and all

>>58159257
I don't touch it. People on both sides of everything GME related seem irrational.

>>58159217
>10 bongdollars into nvda
isn't your commission like 20% of the trade at that point kek
but NVDA is getting boring, volume has been pretty low recently, hitting 1000 would require some big news at this point

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
MAKE IT STOP JEROME
I'M LOSING MY LIVELIHOOD HERE

>>58159099
praise Him.

ok so that anon that called a nvidia triple top was right. buying nvd before close.

MYYYY WAAAAYYYYYY

stocks

Is this it? The real rug pull?

donny jay...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY DONNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

WTFWT

>>58159258
Pleated high waisted pants are ideal as builtfat

Just popping in to say AAAAAAAAAA

Ok have a nice day

is there a possibility for a short squeeze on djt?
I was reading about some whacky price action in schwab and some glitches showing people portfolios in the millions........
did something leak when it shouldnt have

We gonna bounce here I fear. Selling calls today was good though. EOD bear trap to get bobos participating again.

CLOSE THE MARKET ALREADY

this dump is fake and gay

>>58159346
>>58159346
>>58159346

>>58157125
invest in tampons

>>58159374
It's like they hired the Suez Canal driver to do an inside job

>>58159365
hold yer horses fren, there's still a lil bit of life left in this one

>>58159385
>futures

>>58157125
that was the MAERSK dip earlier today if you believe their 3 year dip has stopped

>>58159157
Cool, thanks for pumping :)

Today was a bull trap at the day-scale. Tomorrow is going to be an absolute fucking bloodbath. The foundations are starting to crack. Chaos is near.

>>58159504
Mfw I just sold 2 near the money puts on meta

PLS NO

>>58159340
I'm platinum mad!

only down 1% today. not bad.

Holy shit baggies

>>58159662
lmao

>>58159266
those are all extremely homosexual of you to mention

>>58158777
Checked