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sell me on your weakest investment

>> No.58169828

I put $400 into something called goat trading because I like goats and the ticker is GOAT. That was a month ago it is now $570, I consider this a good thing. Goats climb mountains.

>> No.58169852
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>>58169777
checked
unironically XLM i jus cant sell that lil nigga

>> No.58169971
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A stonkk called BIG. It's a failing retailer with high short percentage and extremely low price to book ratio. Honestly I never heard of it before, but Michael Burry bought in recently at around $7.79 I believe. Current price is a steal at $3.89. Also, some of the OG GME apes from back in 2020 are in this. So yeah, not an original story, but I thought it's worth the shot.

>> No.58170004

>>58169971
you gotta copy his whole portfolio, his losers lose simple as, I think Im stuck with a bag of MPW from years ago coz of Burry kek
I change my answer OP

>> No.58170067

>>58169971
big lots are in michigan in some of the more poor tons. cheap products and cheap food is available at the store. I used to shop there all the time years ago during my really poor years as they would sell stuff 50% to 80% cheaper than the other local stores. So I could get a bunch of ramen for 50% cheaper and stuff. used to be a good store but its dying now and in trying to update to modern stores and prices will die quicker. I hold a bunch of stock of it tho and will ride it to zero if I have to.

>> No.58171474

>>58169777
Checked. I put $200 in two coins. One is Apu, and the other is Linu. It's retarded, and I'm retarded. The thing is, I'm poor as fuck, and so I'm happy risking this on volitile usless trash.

>> No.58171481

I own 1 whole STEVE which I purchased for one hundred United States dollars. There are only 64 in existence and I’m very lucky to own one

>> No.58171497

>>58169777
Ethereum. Second biggest dick in the game. Cute twink leader. Faster than bitcoin and cheaper. Probably a security

>> No.58171530

>>58169777
You hear that jingling sound? No, it's not Santa. It's the keys to a successful future. Want to know how to get them? Education.

Education.
Education.
Education.

STEM based education.

>> No.58171533

>>58169777
I put a few thousand dollars into a shitcoin called cryptensor because it has some good buzzwords. It has dumped significantly since it was released. The bull run eventually pumps everything and my thesis is this will get picked up when depin shit pumps just for the way it looks.

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>>58169777
not exactly and investment cuz I never intended to hold that long, but I have some nfts (bored monkeys and shit) and eesee will release its main net this month. I'm gonna raffle those old nfts and make some money back.

>> No.58172212

>>58169777
I hold harry potter etc [jannies filtered the full name]

it's the official dark horse of the cycle and is an affront to any meme coin that takes itself seriously, as in, thinks memes matter, evidenced by it's blacklisting on /biz/

all coins are in circulation, it is the people's bitcoin

>> No.58172275

>>58172181
those raffles sounds like a scam but, what does happen after raffles if you participate but dont win?

>> No.58172426

>>58172275
I think you get some tokens back (cant say which) so its like a consolation prize? or something something to promote participation...?

>> No.58172429

>>58172181
ngmi

>> No.58172448

>>58172275
Just like real life raffles anons
you get N O T H I N G

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>>58172275
>>58172448
>Just like real life raffles anons
you get N O T H I N G

kek

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>>58172460
when will I win brooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAGH

>> No.58172480

>>58172429
better than still holding on to these like twittercucks thinking they will fo sho get their money back and then some. admitting defeat is a brave thing to do.

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>>58169777
Litecoin. I still hold on to the idea that they'll get their own etf sometime in the future after people notice how powerful btc's are.

>> No.58172493

>>58171530
STEM is for women and nobody will ever hire you for being a man.

>> No.58172507

>>58169777
SOLID
I bought at $3
If it goes back to $1.50 i'm selling

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>>58172181
>NFTs are somehow still profitable
wtfwt chat is this real

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>>58169828
then isnt it better to invest in skyrim horses?

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>>58169777
I hold 300 glove cases in CS. Bought them because cases tend to go up. Literally no other reason.

>> No.58172564

>>58171497
>probably a security
what happens if it does get labelled as one? im hoping it doesnt and the "crypto beats boomers asses!!!" sparks again and turbo pumps it to 8k but what if they lose?

>> No.58172576

>>58172564
You short it...

>> No.58172594

>>58172508
imagine giving money to manchildren that blatantly think their audiences are inferior, poor, and unwashed masses. imagine willingly putting your credit card info into streamlabs to donate to someone like that. why? is it mental illness or some sort of obscure fetish? because they don't even pay attention to donations 90% of the time they mostly just read what the sheep in his chat spam endlessly

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>>58169777
I made a thread about it here on this blue board.

>> No.58172637

>>58172507
lol nigha it's 69 cents. Stay Blessed.

>> No.58172657

>>58172637
Yeah its dead right now. The DEX actually has good gas savings but the team of 3 'devs' (if you can even call Roosh that) are fucking retarded. I have hope that it'll pump at least one more time though

>> No.58172935

>>58172657
we're fine dude. Alex Cutler is going to kill himself in August. Screencap this.