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im heavily invested in PUSSYFART and MONKEY CAT on solana niggers.

>> No.58257312

>>58257200
Story behind video?

>> No.58257348
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>>58257200
s-source?

>> No.58257449

>>58257312
I don't know if it's true but some anon said the gunner is the dad who tried killing his son with a fatal shot because he was drunk. His son is a tranny btw.
At the end, he commited suicide but his son survived and then mocked his dad for it and failling killing him. It is tragic.

>> No.58257535

>>58257312
>>58257348
The son was a tranny that was constantly masturbating until the father had a mental breakdown and shot him. He then shot himself. And no, I'm not making this up.

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>>58257449
No way! Why would Asmongolid do that to his own secret son? Explain right nao!

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>>58257449
>>58257535
You better come up with some source before I report you to the Asmonguild!

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>>58257449
>>58257535
Gosh darn thats heavy dammn

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>>58257565
>>58257607
No problem. Let me ask the police department about the case.
>ring ring
BOLICE! I need some info about an attempted murder case.
>clack
Oh well. They hunged on me. Better luck next time I guess.

>> No.58257807

Does solana have a presale platform or are you guys just jumping in after launch?

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>>58257685
Nevermind, I see that's of no issue then. I will let the coping twitch retards know immediately. Good day, Sir.

>> No.58258922
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There's this girl I know that I used to work with a little over a year ago and I asked for her number and asked her out because she was leaving work for another job soon. So I decided fuck it. Why not shoot my shot? So she said she was busy because she was getting prepared to move to the other job, which is like a 50 hour/week or so job, so that's understandable. Well, I still have her number and was thinking about hitting her up again and asking her out. She is naturally more beautiful than most girls so that's why I'm even considering it. Problem is I'm a bit autistic when it comes to romance. I haven't complimented or flirted with her at all. Should I shoot her a text? Is this a bad idea? Honestly I don't ever see her so there's not much risk here. But I wanna make a good impression still, ya know?

>> No.58260522

>>58257449
Absolutely fucking based kid if true. Stood like a champ and got shot, then lived to piss all over the one who shot them for being an even bigger faggot than a tranny.
Tragic, no. The father did the world a favor by offing themselves.

>> No.58261311

>>58258922
>I'm busy
that means no

>> No.58261395

>>58257449
Why is the mothers pants down?

>> No.58261412

>>58258922
>I'm busy
That means she masturbating to the thought of you 24/7 so she can't spend any time with you

>> No.58261529

kek imagine raising a tranny and killing yourself over it, probably the only thing worse than being a tranny

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>>58257312
>>58257449
younger guy was on some unironic o9a shit, old guy eventually gets fed up and shoots him but misses unfortunately
older guy ends up an hero as a barricaded suspect, mom later also ends up dead suspiciously and her son posted videos of her corpse online
tldr guy was a weirdo and the old guy was 100% vindicated

https://www.wbir.com/article/news/local/maryville-blount/blount-county-kyle-spitze-case-viral-shooting-video-updates/51-282a304d-6c6d-4f82-8aab-efcd8ee4786d

>> No.58262175

>>58260522
The tranny fucked the family dog, you Canadian cuck.<div class="xa24desu"></div>